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Daybreak is tapedbefore a live studio audience.
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Jaden Thompson McGee?
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You ate him.
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Jaden Unger?
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You ate him too.
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Jaden Hoyles?
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That's his skeleton.
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Um, Josh Wheeler?
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Wheeler?
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I'm here. Don't eat me.
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Please.
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I just had a niçoise salad.
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Today's lesson is on neurogenesis.
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Now, our brains are in constant growth
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and healing.
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Now!
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Okay. Guys...
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Come on. You guys...
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This is actually
really inspiring stuff, okay?
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Our brains have over 100 billion neurons
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and 300 miles of blood vessels.
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Right?
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- Blood.
- Uh-oh.
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Here we go again.
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Who is that? Who is laughing?
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Cut! Everybody take five!
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All right, everyone.
You heard her. Five minutes.
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- So we have some notes.
- Shut the fuck up, fat man.
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Okay. So good stuff,
but after Josh says...
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What's your fucking line, Josh?
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Uh... "Uh-oh. Here we go again!"
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Yeah.
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Then you bite his face off.
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Okay. My life is not a sitcom.
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You're not a director.
You're my friend.
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No! I am a for real person.
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I think I need
some professional help here.
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I know what you need.
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Come on.
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Let's get you this CBD latte,
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pour some Russian dressing on Josh,
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and you can gobble his face
like a reuben sandwich.
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I don't eat kids!
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I don't eat kids.
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What happened at the cereal factory,
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that wasn't you.
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How does it look?
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Like cotton candy took a shit
on pepperoni pizza.
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Something is wrong with my mind.
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I thought I was in a sitcom,
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and you were the director.
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I'm going crazy.
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Crazier.
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Crazier-er?
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Crazier-er-er?
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It's just backne.
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Some Clearasil, and you'll be back
to being Ms. Crumble.
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My name is not Crumble.
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Do I remember my name?
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Something is happening to me.
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I need your help.
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I'll be back in five.
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What's going on?
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You look like an ad for depression meds
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whose side effects include
uncomfortable prolonged erections.
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I told them we faked Sam's death.
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It was the honorable thing to do.
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Your Bushido code can
suck my fucking dick!
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Sam's still alive.
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She's Turbo's prisoner at the high school.
KJ saw her too.
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Why are you still speaking Chinese?
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She speaks English.
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Speak English?
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Speak English!
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- Speak!
- Ladies aren't Chow Chows yo!
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Show some respec.
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I pamper my Mavis like a goddess.
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24k foot rubs all day, baby.
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Look! This isn't
about your pretend girlfriend!
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Sam is in the high school,
and you assholes manipulated me.
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You're supposed to be my friends!
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Listen,
you naive Canadian shart blossom,
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you think everyone's supposed to be
so nice all the time.
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Well, the world isn't filled
with sunflowers and puppies
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whose farts smell like cinnamon buns.
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I lied!
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And I'd do it again!
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We saved you from being monched
by Ghoulies or dying from an infection.
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So how about instead of giving us grief,
like a Jewish bubby at Yom Kippur,
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you just say “thank you,”
and we can all get back to our lives.
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He's kicking us out?
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I'm sorry!
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Don't be a savage. You're above that.
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We can still save Sam.
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Your skills, Angelica's brains, my swords.
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Ain't nothing we can't do together.
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Well, I don't need this shit.
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You won't be so smug
when I'm a Cheermazon!
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A kickass Cheermazon!
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Ugh!
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Take care of yourself, Eli.
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This rōnin got to get roaming.
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Hey! You can't keep me out of my own mall.
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I'm like herpes! I always come back!
You hear me!
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A big mountain lip of herpes!
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I'm coming for you, Sam.
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Time for breakfast, Turbo!
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Looks banging.
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Just what a growing boy needs
to stay shredded.
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It's from the TB12 cookbook.
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Vegan, paleo, and everything.
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Sign up for the Golf Team!
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Please!
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Hey, you guys are athletic. Must be nice.
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You know what else is nice?
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A good day on the green with the bros.
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Hey, have you seen Happy Gilmore?
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Great movie.
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It could be you.
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- Hi.
- Any takers?
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The Golf Team is cursed.
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There's no such thing.
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The dramatic decline in membership
suggests otherwise.
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Sounds like quitting words.
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I'm giving out free caramels.
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If you want to play, get a new game.
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But I have a nine handicap.
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I have an "I don't give a crap."
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One game?
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Shit.
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You're like a Swiss army knife
with only a toothpick.
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He thinks everything is poison.
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He's gone paranoid.
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We both know Gary wasn't a traitor.
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Turbo set him up.
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Something has to be done.
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Maybe we can help find a solution.
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What happened to Gary...
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and Larry...
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and Jerry...
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and Terry...
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is not gonna happen to Barry.
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I'm just gonna stand here
until I get a new team together.
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Well, I don't play
golf, Barry, but...
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my real name is Mary.
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Josh Wheeler.
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Angelica Green said
she would be back in five.
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And it has been 147.
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I kicked Angelica out of the mall.
Her and Wesley and Eli.
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What? But you and...
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she and...
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and I...
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You understand what I'm saying?
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Do you understand what you're saying?
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I need her.
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She's a sociopath.
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She's a little girl.
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She was fine on her own before.
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I thought you were a good kid.
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You know, not very bright.
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Sad haircut.
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Worst taste in music.
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But still a very good kid.
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I felt bad that you didn't have
any friends.
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But you're really just a C student.
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Hmm? C!
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As in...
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you're a real piece of shit.
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That doesn't even...
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Look, I did what I had to do.
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I didn't ask to be in charge.
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I'm the adult.
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I am the teacher!
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And if you don't bring Angelica back,
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I will pour Russian dressing on your face
and eat you like a reuben!
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I'm... I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
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I don't know what a reuben is.
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I think it's a Jewish accountant.
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Look, she went with the Cheermazons.
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And I found this flyer.
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It'll tell you where they are.
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Angelica?
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Is anyone here?
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Hello?
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Cheermazons?
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Um...
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What am I doing here?
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I forgot my line.
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No, I think...
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Am I in a band?
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Yes!
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Yes, I know. I'm in a band.
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Hello, Van Nuys!
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We are the all-female
Latina Morrissey cover band.
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We are Girlfriends in a Coma.
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What the hell is this?
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You suck!
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Principal Burr! Hi!
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Um, Mike! I...
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I didn't know you like Morrissey.
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Or The Smiths.
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Or bars, or having a good time.
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Do the students know about this?
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I mean, you make it sound like
singing in a all-female
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Latina Morrissey cover band
is some pervy fetish or something.
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You had to legally change your name
to Crumble because you cried in class.
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What are the kids gonna do
if they find out about this?
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Maybe they'll think I'm cool.
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You try so hard to connect
to the students.
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And then Jacob Alexander
puts weed in all the Bunsen burners.
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I am an excellent teacher.
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I'm a very good teacher.
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I'm a good teacher.
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I'm an adequate teacher.
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I'm a teacher.
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Kids are bullies, and mean.
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And they will consume you whole.
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Not if I eat 'em first, am I right?
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We'll talk about that later.
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Ooh!
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The reason the students don't respect you
is because you're torn.
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Singer or teacher,
you have to make a choice.
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I'm allowed to have a life.
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Hobbies make a well-rounded individual.
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I, for example, take a sommelier class
at Sur La Table.
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Morrissey is...
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my spirit animal.
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You don't understand what he means
to a girl from Pacoima
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who religiously listened to K-Rock.
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Morrissey understands
what it's like to feel worthless.
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And that makes me feel worth... ful.
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Maybe you can try découpage.
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You know what?
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Fuck you!
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Cut!
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You're not committing to the role.
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I'm... I'm confused.
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Is this what actually happened?
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Or do I just think we had sex
because Burr said that we did?
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Is this a flashback or a nightmare?
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Yes.
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Hey!
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I need help rescuing Sam
from the high school.
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Would you please help me?
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Look!
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I just tried to have a guy killed.
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My friends are liars,
and I don't even know who I am anymore.
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I have to get Sam from the high school.
She needs me.
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I can't do it alone.
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Why are you avoiding me? Is it...
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Is it because of...
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sex?
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I know you don't want people to know
you speak English, but talk to me!
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And stay the fuck out!
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I'm totes fine out here!
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Sun's out, guns out!
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Halt!
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Members only.
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I like totes...
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cracked your code. Totes.
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It's Hohmann Country Club.
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Make it harder next time.
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I don't recognize you.
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My name is...
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Reuben San-du-val-wich.
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You have a boy's name.
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I was named after my grandfather.
269
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,472
He was a Jewish accountant.
270
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:20,675
To get inside, show me your bling.
271
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:25,685
Okay.
272
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,007
Welcome to the Cheermazons,
273
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,590
Reuben San-du-val-wich.
274
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,838
Hope you survive the experience.
275
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,966
Orientation starts now.
276
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,514
New recruits, gather around!
277
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,306
They call us bitches,
278
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,223
chicks,
279
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,637
cock wallets,
280
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,311
and witches.
281
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,324
But I call us women.
282
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:53,439
Ladies!
283
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,105
- Goddesses!
- Angelica.
284
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,744
Providers and sisters.
285
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:00,371
You are all queens.
286
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,449
Woo!
287
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,791
In this garden,
no one will tell you to smile more,
288
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,080
or talk less.
289
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,002
Being over-dramatic or too loud?
290
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:12,132
Never. You are everything.
291
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,918
We are the Triumvirate...
292
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,179
the three leaders of the Cheermazons.
293
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,513
Three is a magic number,
294
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,175
and binary is basic as shit.
295
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,977
In geometry,
the triangle is the strongest shape.
296
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,322
In chemistry,
the triangle represents change.
297
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,898
In order to join our ranks,
298
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:36,533
you have to pass the gauntlet.
299
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,029
Three tests to see if you are worthy.
300
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,702
Testing your mental acuity,
301
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:43,991
physical dexterity, and spiritual harmony.
302
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,536
It's time for you Facetune maggots
303
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,459
to show us what you fucking got!
304
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,786
Angelica.
305
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,925
Girls are taught
that desire is a gluttony.
306
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:06,520
That we have to starve ourselves
to please a man.
307
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,266
This is your first test.
308
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:15,190
All the food that you see is delicious,
and all of it is toxic.
309
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:16,732
One thing...
310
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,275
is safe to consume.
311
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,244
Figure it out, and you get to move on.
312
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,445
But take one wrong bite,
313
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:26,542
and you'll be spraying caca fuego
for a month.
314
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,738
Bon appétit.
315
00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:20,384
I'm sorry. Can we cut?
316
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,677
All right! Let's take a five!
317
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,348
I'm surrounded by amateurs.
318
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,470
Fucking amateurs!
319
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,429
Little Leni Riefenstahl is pissed.
320
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,019
I'm sorry. I'm just...
321
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:35,648
It's no offense, but...
322
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,770
I would never have sex with you. I...
323
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:41,277
- It just feels really wrong.
- It's in the script.
324
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,612
We have the sex, we eat,
325
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:47,069
and then you tell me
that you choose teaching over singing.
326
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:50,491
You want to be like one of those teachers
you see on TV.
327
00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:53,038
Yeah. Um...
328
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,417
You want to inspire those kids.
329
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:59,246
"I want to help students understand
why they feel so lost."
330
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,168
It's just biology.
331
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,924
The amygdala develops first
in a teenager's brain.
332
00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:05,337
It controls emotions
333
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:08,045
"and all the bad decisions that kids make."
334
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:11,216
"And kids make lots and lots
of bad decisions."
335
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:13,386
You're like a hot Jaime Escalante.
336
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:17,726
Wait. What is this next part?
337
00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:20,518
I ask you to change some grades.
338
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:21,477
And I tell you no?
339
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:23,396
Mm, that's not how the scene goes.
340
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,527
Why would I say yes?
341
00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:28,662
I need you to raise the school GPA
to get a grant.
342
00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:31,792
It's just Demi Anderson,
Barry Kirkwood,
343
00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:32,868
Albert Yang.
344
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:37,958
Well, I guess if it helps the school.
Right?
345
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:39,541
And I can be very persuasive.
346
00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:42,459
You?
347
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:45,296
Yeah. You're like a Honda Civic who wished
to become a real boy.
348
00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:48,836
Hondas are reliable,
safety tested,
349
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:50,684
and you drove this one a lot,
350
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,642
and by that I mean we had the sex.
351
00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:53,772
Yeah, okay, I...
352
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,929
Can you please stop calling it "the sex!"
353
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,557
I've changed since I had Hoyles arrested.
354
00:23:58,645 --> 00:23:59,935
Assertive.
355
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:02,361
All females are attracted
to an apex predator.
356
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:04,820
Uh...
357
00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:07,401
A hot Jaime Escalante
would not fuck her boss.
358
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,573
Or change grades to please him.
359
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:12,275
What the fuck is wrong with me?
360
00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:15,075
Well...
361
00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:17,794
at least the dumplings are still good.
362
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:48,199
Oh, it's gonna come out both ends!
363
00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:56,867
It burns!
364
00:24:57,829 --> 00:24:59,329
Should it be that color?
365
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,272
It's so musky!
366
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,686
Here comes the butt soup!
367
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,803
Congratulations.
368
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,763
All of the food was poisoned?
369
00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:57,313
The human body can survive
three weeks without food.
370
00:25:58,014 --> 00:25:59,984
But you can't survive without water.
371
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:03,399
To be a Cheermazon, you have to be smart.
372
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:33,592
Goodbye, Eli!
373
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:35,505
Hey! Wait a minute.
374
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,893
I see what's happening to you.
375
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:40,892
You were infected
when you walked into the mall
376
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:44,064
and got that first glorious hit
of Johnny Depp cologne and pizza bites.
377
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,314
Now it's in your blood.
378
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:47,305
You want the mall all to yourself.
379
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,727
I call it “The Hunger.”
380
00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:49,935
Trademark Eli.
381
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,860
- I'm not like you, Eli.
- Yeah, you're worse.
382
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,760
I might be a dick, but you're a dick
383
00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:56,871
imitating a dick thinking
that you're not a dick.
384
00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:58,698
I don't want the mall, Eli!
385
00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,123
I just want to save Sam.
386
00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:02,911
Something has to be done.
387
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,656
Turbo's acting all kinds of insane.
388
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:05,748
He's not eating.
389
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,538
Hunger can make anyone go a bit bonkers.
390
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,207
What else you growing in your garden?
391
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,295
What else?
392
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:14,009
Do you know how hard it is
to grow a strawberry in the apocalypse?
393
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:17,720
I've been toiling in that garden
for months trying to get anything edible.
394
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,102
The first batch was glowing.
395
00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:21,509
The second batch had spider legs
and crawled away.
396
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:23,848
And then after all that,
I got to thinking...
397
00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:25,444
sunflowers.
398
00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:28,902
Sunflowers absorb radiation.
They purify the soil.
399
00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:30,272
So now,
400
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:32,531
we have strawberries.
401
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,991
And berries are a superfood.
402
00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:44,536
It's pretty fucking smart.
403
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,460
How'd you learn that sunflower bit?
404
00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:48,790
Ms. Crumble's biology class.
405
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:51,915
Look, Turbo's problem is
more than just an empty tum-tum.
406
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:53,801
He framed Gary.
407
00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:55,255
Had him killed.
408
00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:57,432
Oh! Barry I'm so sorry. I...
409
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,339
Turbo's leading us down a dangerous path.
410
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:01,642
More people are gonna die.
411
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:05,142
Um, why have you come here?
What can I do?
412
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,100
You're Sam Fucking Dean.
413
00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:14,032
Move it, ladies.
The second test awaits.
414
00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:17,895
What the fuck are you doing here?
415
00:28:17,987 --> 00:28:19,447
I need you to fix me.
416
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,031
Come on. Let's go back home.
417
00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:22,026
I don't have a home.
418
00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:24,327
Josh excommunicated my tuckus.
419
00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:26,411
- I can't go back.
- You can't stay here.
420
00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:28,456
These are mean girls.
421
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:32,381
How did you figure out
the water was safe to drink?
422
00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:35,924
She said all the food was toxic.
She didn't mention the water.
423
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:38,930
You remembered Demi.
424
00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:42,138
You solved the first test. You might
actually be getting your shit together.
425
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,510
No, no, my shit is not together.
426
00:28:43,596 --> 00:28:46,676
My shit is like
a Health Valley granola bar
427
00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:49,976
that feels solid, but when you open it up,
there's shit everywhere.
428
00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:54,147
My shit is also very hungry.
429
00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:58,449
The Cheermazons are strong and safe.
430
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,860
If we get through the gauntlet,
431
00:29:00,947 --> 00:29:02,697
we can have a new home here.
432
00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:04,283
And then...
433
00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:06,294
then I can help you get better.
434
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,350
Recruits, meet your second test.
435
00:29:36,524 --> 00:29:37,864
Mall Santas like these
436
00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:40,902
wouldn't let me sit on their lap
and tell them what toy I wanted
437
00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:42,447
unless I took off my hijab.
438
00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:45,200
I want you to kill these racist assholes
439
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,163
with your bare hands!
440
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,723
Are you not entertained?
441
00:31:12,161 --> 00:31:14,161
Seize that thing.
442
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:35,392
Oh, my God!
443
00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:36,725
Everyone calm down!
444
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,145
Just Eli!
445
00:31:54,495 --> 00:31:55,495
Eli?
446
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,495
Eli, I know you're in here!
447
00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:02,165
Ugh, he's going to the roof.
448
00:32:02,795 --> 00:32:04,005
Eli!
449
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,088
Eli, come out!
450
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,643
I'm sorry I pulled the fire alarm.
451
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:15,363
But I wanted to get your attention, Josh.
452
00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:17,939
I have been watching you.
453
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:22,773
You're a good guy.
454
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,402
Now all of a sudden, not so much.
455
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,695
And since you've pushed away
and pissed off everyone
456
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:28,989
who cares about you,
457
00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:31,459
I thought you might want
to talk to someone.
458
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:33,787
Who the hell are you?
459
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,160
Duh!
460
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:36,867
I'm Mavis.
461
00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:41,829
I don't understand.
You've been here the whole time?
462
00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:43,748
Come here. I want to show you something.
463
00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:02,193
She's not a Ghoulie.
464
00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:03,733
She's not a woman.
465
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,398
She's Ms. Crumble.
466
00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:08,443
Fuck.
467
00:33:09,195 --> 00:33:10,355
What are you?
468
00:33:10,446 --> 00:33:11,946
How are you still alive?
469
00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:26,163
Patsy is gonna be so pissed
if I don't get these sodas
470
00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:28,462
to the Booster Club
before the Royal Court parade.
471
00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:30,468
Oh, your school spirit is so hot.
472
00:33:38,057 --> 00:33:39,887
Homecoming really turns me on.
473
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:41,096
Ew!
474
00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:43,186
When did you get this necklace?
475
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,187
Oh, it's nice, right? It's real gold.
476
00:33:47,316 --> 00:33:48,476
You look like an idiot.
477
00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,565
Jay-Z has one just like it.
478
00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:52,657
Where did you get that?
479
00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:55,624
Hey, you want
the matching tennis bracelet
480
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:56,950
with red and white topaz?
481
00:33:58,911 --> 00:34:00,081
Demi Anderson's mom...
482
00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:01,867
owns a Zales.
483
00:34:02,832 --> 00:34:05,792
I changed Demi Anderson's grade
from a C-minus to a B-plus.
484
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,297
There is no grant.
485
00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:14,636
You're taking bribes for changing grades,
486
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,929
and I helped you! You...
487
00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,558
- You manipulated me!
- Oh, please!
488
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,350
Your morality is so flexible,
489
00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:23,734
you took bronze at the Sochi Olympics.
490
00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:26,231
Stop laughing at me.
491
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:28,824
Singing for a Morrissey cover band is sad.
492
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:32,320
Being 32 and sending 100% emojis
is even sadder.
493
00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:34,663
Stop laughing.
494
00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:37,776
You're so desperate, you had sex with me.
495
00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,737
And my Pornhub search history
496
00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:43,077
includes upset mothers, runaway train,
and little spoon.
497
00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:44,624
Ew!
498
00:34:44,707 --> 00:34:46,247
I thought you were a good guy.
499
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:47,214
Aw!
500
00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:50,213
I played by the rules,
and all I got was IBS.
501
00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:53,006
Kids are assholes, you know that.
502
00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:55,508
So I'm taking what I deserve.
503
00:34:56,135 --> 00:34:59,135
Jay-Z says, "Don't go with the flow.
Be the flow."
504
00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:00,352
I'm the flow!
505
00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:01,967
I'm in charge.
506
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:05,904
Isn't that what you want?
To control your own life.
507
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:08,522
You and I,
508
00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:14,197
we can turn Glendale
into our own personal Sizzler.
509
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:19,736
Let's do this together, Crumble.
510
00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:24,910
That's not my name.
511
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:29,956
I need to speak to Angelica.
512
00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:31,044
Cut!
513
00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:32,800
What's up?
514
00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:35,009
I know what's going on here.
515
00:35:35,758 --> 00:35:38,798
I know why I'm on a sitcom.
I know why you're the director.
516
00:35:42,723 --> 00:35:44,933
I needed you, Angelica, to tell me why...
517
00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:46,643
I'm a mess.
518
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:49,564
To explain why I'm changing.
519
00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,356
But you're the kid.
520
00:35:52,441 --> 00:35:53,441
I'm the teacher.
521
00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:56,196
I wanted to be like
those teachers I saw on TV.
522
00:35:58,614 --> 00:36:00,454
God, they always had
the right thing to say,
523
00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:03,624
and they meant so much to their students.
524
00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:07,077
I wanted to be someone's Morrissey.
525
00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:09,632
I wanted to matter.
526
00:36:13,212 --> 00:36:14,212
I didn't.
527
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:17,053
Burr made me feel wanted.
528
00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:21,179
He made me feel necessary and important.
529
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,852
I shouldn't have slept with Burr,
530
00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:25,354
or change the grades, but...
531
00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:27,601
I did.
532
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:32,480
Even adults struggle
with an evolving amygdala,
533
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:35,480
and we make bad decisions.
534
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,404
That doesn't mean I'm not a strong woman.
535
00:36:38,487 --> 00:36:39,987
We are not perfect.
536
00:36:40,823 --> 00:36:42,123
We are trainwrecks.
537
00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:44,575
We are monsters.
538
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,115
That's what makes us human.
539
00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:49,372
I'm...
540
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:51,166
human.
541
00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:55,633
And I need you to know,
I know what happened to me.
542
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:19,992
I don't know how we survived the bomb,
543
00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:22,914
but I know Burr pushed me down the stairs.
544
00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:27,374
I have a traumatic brain injury.
545
00:37:30,456 --> 00:37:31,746
I'm not crazy.
546
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:34,293
You are crazy.
547
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,416
Crazy dangerous.
548
00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:41,260
We handle this the Cheermazon way.
Use your voices.
549
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:42,342
Vote.
550
00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:44,263
Up or down.
551
00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:46,137
Live...
552
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:47,771
or die.
553
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,190
Pledges?
554
00:37:59,485 --> 00:38:00,945
What's it gonna be, Angelica?
555
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,501
Binary is basic.
556
00:38:16,335 --> 00:38:18,455
So the answer can't be live or die.
557
00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:20,966
The Cheeramzons rule in three.
558
00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:22,510
There's a third choice.
559
00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:25,184
Crumble and I are leaving.
560
00:38:27,596 --> 00:38:30,216
You're not going anywhere, Slimer!
561
00:38:31,225 --> 00:38:33,265
Cheermazons never group-think.
562
00:38:34,353 --> 00:38:36,863
You other mindless lemmings can go.
563
00:38:36,939 --> 00:38:39,439
Only Angelica passed the gauntlet.
564
00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:51,911
This...
565
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,290
was the final test?
566
00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:56,213
Welcome to the Cheermazons.
567
00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:02,965
Turbo is out of control.
568
00:39:03,549 --> 00:39:05,759
You might be the only one
who can get him back in line.
569
00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:07,430
A political coup?
570
00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:08,551
Drama!
571
00:39:16,103 --> 00:39:18,063
Kids need help and guidance.
572
00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:19,481
You and I,
573
00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:21,185
we always used to do that so well.
574
00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:22,185
Remember that one time
575
00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:24,629
all those freshman got syphilis,
and I helped you figure out
576
00:39:24,653 --> 00:39:27,466
that it came from that Mormon kid
who got it from his Mom's best friend?
577
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:28,780
We can do that again.
578
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,526
Us, together.
579
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:32,115
The kids need it.
580
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,043
We can't keep living like this,
Principal Burr.
581
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,460
Things have to get back to normal.
582
00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:36,699
We wanna make an arrangement.
583
00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:38,169
As a gesture of goodwill,
584
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,380
we brought you supper.
585
00:39:57,770 --> 00:39:59,560
The last kid you'll eat.
586
00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:01,107
You're okay with this, Barry?
587
00:40:02,858 --> 00:40:04,488
I don't have anyone left and...
588
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,450
berries are a superfood.
589
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,911
I've had time to think
while I've been here,
590
00:40:12,993 --> 00:40:16,713
and I absolutely agree with you, Sam.
Things have to get back to normal.
591
00:40:18,874 --> 00:40:19,874
Mm.
592
00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:21,751
Starting now.
593
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:29,644
Welcome to the Cheermazons,
Angelica Green.
594
00:40:40,729 --> 00:40:42,649
Wait. Where are you going?
595
00:41:58,265 --> 00:41:59,925
How did you know that song?
596
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:02,980
You sing it in your sleep.
597
00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,690
Our brains are constantly healing.
598
00:42:09,401 --> 00:42:10,821
I even remember my name now.
599
00:42:12,821 --> 00:42:14,911
- What is it?
- It doesn't matter.
600
00:42:14,990 --> 00:42:16,410
I'm not that person anymore.
601
00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:21,412
I'm becoming someone else.
602
00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:24,330
I think it's best if I go.
603
00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:25,416
No.
604
00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:26,918
No, please don't.
605
00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:29,212
Please.
606
00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:31,506
Stay here with me.
607
00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:35,263
You don't need me.
608
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:39,008
I need you.
609
00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:46,062
Well,
610
00:42:48,023 --> 00:42:49,783
I am an excellent teacher.
611
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:02,535
You painted the bomb?
612
00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:04,870
No, dum-dum.
613
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,500
It's a tree.
614
00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:09,997
We are a tree.
615
00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:13,344
Different parts, different tribes.
616
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:15,304
All searching for an identity.
617
00:43:15,801 --> 00:43:16,801
We're all different,
618
00:43:17,886 --> 00:43:19,256
but also all connected.
619
00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:21,723
All together.
620
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:24,689
I'm sorry. Is this real
or a hallucination?
621
00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:26,853
Yes.
622
00:43:27,813 --> 00:43:29,573
Well, it has to be one or the other.
623
00:43:36,071 --> 00:43:38,121
I had all these rules for the apocalypse.
624
00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,949
Don't get attached. Keep to yourself.
625
00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:42,365
But the biggest rule,
626
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:44,197
don't be a dick.
627
00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:47,999
Broke my own rule.
628
00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:50,249
I'm such a dick!
629
00:43:51,086 --> 00:43:52,496
Before the bombs went off,
630
00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:55,256
I broke her heart.
631
00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:02,466
What I never told anyone is,
632
00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:04,770
I broke up with Sam.
632
00:44:05,305 --> 00:44:11,768
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