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Mom?
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-Hmm?
-A guy had to cut off his penis
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because he got his dick
stuck in a jar.
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Don't tell me that.
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He was 50 years old.
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Why?
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Mom.
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Come on.
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Well... did he die?
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I don't know.
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- Ugh.
- Mom?
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Remember I told you
Paisley's dating this,
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like, 70-year-old guy?
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-Yeah?
-Well,
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he won't have
sex with her until she's...
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Oh, thank God!
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Mom, you didn't let me finish.
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Oh.
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He won't have sex with her
until she turns 21?
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She asked hopefully
in a very high voice.
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No he won't have sex with her
unless she's, like,
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completely shaved,
like, completely.
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Max, do you mind?
Duke is sitting right there.
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What?
I can know about it.
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- It's fine.
- Allô.
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C'est moi.
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A Certain Age, $800.
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A common Jewish surname.
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It's German for "black."
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-What is Schwartz?!
-Schvartze!
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- Schwartz.
- Correct.
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All
In The Family, 2,000.
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In the King James
Bible, these three words
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starting with a relative,
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precede "for they know not
what they do."
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-What is "Father forgive them?"
-"Father forgive them!"
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What is "Father, forgive them?"
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Right. Magic and
sorcery in the Bible for eight.
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This Babylonian king had
his own group of magicians,
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but it was Daniel
who interpreted his dreams.
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-Who is Nebuchadnezzar?
-Nebuchadnezzar.
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- Yes.
- Good. We both won.
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No, you didn't win,
because you didn't
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put it in the form
of a question.
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-Oh, thank you.
-You're welcome.
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Is it good?
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-Yeah.
-So, these boys asked me
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to do a photo shoot for like,
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- their rehab group or...
- Mm-hmm.
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some kind of bullshit,
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and, um, they asked me to invite
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my girlfriends,
and it turns out
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they were just trying to get me
to take naked pictures of them.
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And they thought because I was
shooting it, it would be okay.
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The fuck?
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So stupid.
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Well, boys will be boys.
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They certainly know
how to take any advantage
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to gawp at young girls' bosoms.
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It's so childish.
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Why did you leave my dad?
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What?
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Frankie, shut up.
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No.
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Why did you leave my dad?
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Frankie, that was
a long time ago.
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Well, yeah,
but you never told us.
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You-you never told us.
You...
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you sat us down
and gave us that bullshit talk
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and then we all went
to the movies.
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But you never told us why.
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It's true, Mom.
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You never told us.
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Did your father
say something to you
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when you saw him on Tuesday?
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This is not about
what my father said to me.
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This is about
what you haven't said to me.
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Why did you leave my dad?
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Oh, I beg your pardon.
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I've made a pong.
Uh-oh.
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Oh.
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Gran.
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Oh, okay. Gross.
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Goodness me.
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Thanks, Mom.
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No problem.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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No, I'm not okay, but...
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Bye.
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I don't know what
you want me to say.
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Hi.
How are you?
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-How you doing?
-I'm okay.
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What's wrong?
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Why you cry?
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Doesn't matter.
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I just...
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Bleh.
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What were you doing today?
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Hmm.
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Well, I have therapy.
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Yep.
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Yep, I do.
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I have doctor
medical prescribed
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mental therapy.
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Good, Mom.
You need it.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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What are you gonna do today?
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I... don't know.
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I'm supposed
to see a show tonight.
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I'm shooting a band.
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Cool.
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-Can I borrow your boots?
-Nope. Absolutely not.
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-Mom!
-No, you can't.
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Mom, they're just gonna
stay in your closet.
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-Please, please, can I borrow the boots?
-Nope. No.
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No, you can't, honey.
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What's wrong?
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My boyfriend broke up with me.
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Oh.
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Which one?
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Um, the black ones
with the roses.
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No, I meant which boyfriend.
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Okay, that's
really funny, Mom.
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Now I feel bad
about myself again.
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Come on.
Come on.
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Turn around.
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Turn around, turn away.
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-Turn away.
-Why do you have that?
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It's so weird you keep your
fucking boots in a safe.
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Oh, what about those?
Can I have those?
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No! No, no, no, no.
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You absolutely can't, no.
No, honey.
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You know why?
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My grandmother
left me a gold bracelet,
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I had a rare book
and a ruby ring,
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and you know what?
They're all gone.
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They're all gone.
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You guys just take it.
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You take away things.
So...
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Go ahead.
Take these boots.
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I'm never gonna see 'em again.
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But I am keeping these boots.
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And my safe.
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You're welcome.
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Can we go out?
Can we get tacos?
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Didn't you hear
what I was singing before?
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I'm the fatty, patty,
patty, patty, fatty man.
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Duh. Yes.
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-Okay.
-Tacos.
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Seriously?
I could...
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climb over the...
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Okay.
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Well, this kind of stress
at home is very common.
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Oh, really? Is it?
Is this common?
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Uber, Uber, Uber, Uber,
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Uber, Uber, Uber, Uber, Uber,
Lyft, Lyft,
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Postmates, Venmo,
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Spotify, Instafollow,
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Lyft, Uber, Uber, Uber,
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Uber, Uber, Lyft,
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Postmates, Postmates,
Editing Bunny.
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I don't know...
why this makes me so angry.
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I know they have to get places
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and I can't be everywhere.
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I just... I-I...
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It... When I see it
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in this big, giant, pile
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of turd money bullshit...
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I need somebody to weigh in.
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Like, is this okay?
Is this how people are doing it?
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Or am I completely
screwing everything up?
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Yes.
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"There are no strangers here,
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only friends we have not met."
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I guess it really
has been that long.
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-Hoh...
-Yeah, you see that?
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I knew I wasn't that
forgettable.
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Blowing your mind a little bit?
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A little bit.
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Yeah.
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Hi.
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Little Deezy Miller.
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And now Dr. Little Deezy Miller.
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But I'll take David
from my old camp buddy.
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Oh. Okay.
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What?
We weren't buddies?
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Oh, no, I don't know.
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I mean, is that
what you call every girl
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you went behind
the infirmary with?
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You are every girl I went
behind the infirmary with.
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I was red team.
60s?
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Oh, God, that's right.
Yeah, and you wore that, uh,
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Led Zeppelin shirt
with the sleeves cut off
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for that whole week.
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You were so cute.
God, you killed me.
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So...
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still got that shirt?
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Yes!
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What happened?
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You've been playing in the
street again is what happened.
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No, I... I wasn't, I...
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If your mother finds out
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you've been playing
in the street again,
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you're gonna
be in a lot of trouble.
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I don't feel good.
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All right. Come on.
You're fine.
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Just a little shaken up.
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How many fingers?
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Three.
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Good girl. All right.
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Need a little lie down is all.
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Now, get yourself back in
and get cleaned up
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before your mother catches you.
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Okay.
Wait, where's my skateboard?
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Go.
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We should probably talk
about you at some point.
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Mm-hmm. Sure. Yeah.
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Or, I don't know, you could
maybe just give me the drugs.
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Dr. Babu said that you would
try to shake me down.
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But so far all I know is either
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somebody stole your credit card
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or, um, you have
a teenager at home.
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Two, and a younger.
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And you think that
they're contributing
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to your sleep issues?
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No. No.
They don't keep me up anymore.
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I don't even fall asleep,
I just pass out.
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All right.
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Ugh.
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Ugh!
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I keep...
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I keep having these
dreams that I'm constantly
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getting sexed on by my ex,
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and it's happening
very frequently,
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meaning every single night.
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How long since the divorce?
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Uh, it's been, like,
four or five hundred years.
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So was it an amicable split?
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Um... jeesh,
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I don't want to...
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I don't...
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Well, we don't have to
get into that right now.
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But I will say that even after
a contentious relationship,
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there can be residual feelings
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-No. No. No. No.
-that have to be dealt with.
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-Otherwise they can
continue to fester -Nope.
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-beneath the surface.
-No. Nope. Wrong. Wrong.
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Sorry, that's stupid.
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If your ex-husband
was here right now,
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what would you say to him?
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Why didn't you drown
in a puddle of diarrhea yet?
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Hello, Sam.
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Hello.
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Be stiffer.
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More stiff and awkward,
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yet charming.
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More stiff and awkward
than that?
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Hello, Sam.
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Yeah, hi.
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What happened?
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-Why did you summon me?
-Um...
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because I've been having dreams,
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and they're fairly
disturbing to me.
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What happens in the dreams?
267
00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:57,113
I don't want to talk about it.
268
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,880
Well, maybe you
better talk about it.
269
00:14:58,913 --> 00:15:00,413
I mean, you called me.
270
00:15:00,447 --> 00:15:03,381
I've been having dreams
that we're fucking.
271
00:15:03,414 --> 00:15:05,248
Sex dreams things.
272
00:15:06,248 --> 00:15:07,881
Oh, gosh.
273
00:15:09,814 --> 00:15:11,748
This makes me very, very,
274
00:15:11,781 --> 00:15:14,081
very, very uncomfortable.
275
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,282
I'm not attracted to you.
276
00:15:18,315 --> 00:15:20,115
I'm not attracted to you either.
277
00:15:21,615 --> 00:15:24,915
But do you remember
the thing that...
278
00:15:24,949 --> 00:15:27,783
we used to do, we did?
279
00:15:27,816 --> 00:15:29,783
Jesus.
280
00:15:29,816 --> 00:15:32,217
Yeah, of course.
I remember, yeah.
281
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,716
-Do you?
-I remember.
282
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:37,217
I don't think that
it's a good idea
283
00:15:37,251 --> 00:15:39,384
-that we do this.
-Same.
284
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:42,217
But just for the record...
285
00:15:42,251 --> 00:15:44,252
I'll do it if you want to.
286
00:15:49,418 --> 00:15:52,085
I don't have
that outfit anymore.
287
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,418
You have the boots?
288
00:15:54,785 --> 00:15:56,552
Yes, I have the boots.
289
00:15:56,585 --> 00:15:58,985
-Do you have the underwear?
-Shut up.
290
00:16:00,619 --> 00:16:02,753
Yes.
291
00:16:04,986 --> 00:16:06,953
I'm fully erect right now.
292
00:16:06,986 --> 00:16:09,254
Ugh.
I'm sick to my stomach.
293
00:16:09,287 --> 00:16:11,554
Well, you were always that way
before we did that.
294
00:16:11,587 --> 00:16:15,221
This is bad.
I know that this is bad.
295
00:16:15,255 --> 00:16:17,054
You know, and also,
I'm offended a little bit.
296
00:16:17,087 --> 00:16:18,455
I resent you
297
00:16:18,488 --> 00:16:20,621
for pulling us into this moment,
because we both know
298
00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:22,255
that you're the one
that's in control.
299
00:16:22,288 --> 00:16:24,055
-It's not fair, Sam.
-I don't care,
300
00:16:24,088 --> 00:16:25,755
you can hang up any time.
301
00:16:25,788 --> 00:16:27,421
I'm going back to my hotel.
302
00:16:27,455 --> 00:16:29,888
If you want, you can go home,
get the boots,
303
00:16:29,921 --> 00:16:31,389
get that underwear.
304
00:16:31,422 --> 00:16:33,556
My flight leaves tomorrow
at 7:00 a.m.
305
00:16:33,589 --> 00:16:36,056
And I don't know how I'll feel
or even what I'll do
306
00:16:36,089 --> 00:16:37,922
if you come over, but...
307
00:16:52,591 --> 00:16:54,558
Elevators ain't running.
308
00:16:54,591 --> 00:16:56,058
Come on.
309
00:16:56,091 --> 00:16:57,724
Shouldn't be getting
out of bed, Miss.
310
00:16:57,758 --> 00:16:59,392
Has he been here?
Have you seen him?
311
00:16:59,424 --> 00:17:01,058
I ain't seen him for a week.
312
00:17:01,091 --> 00:17:02,225
Where's Cornell?
313
00:17:02,259 --> 00:17:03,559
He's watching the other door.
314
00:17:03,592 --> 00:17:06,759
Oh, you're swell. Oh...
315
00:17:11,493 --> 00:17:13,560
Now, that's crazy...
it's 14 floors.
316
00:17:13,593 --> 00:17:16,593
I... I just got hit by a car.
317
00:17:17,926 --> 00:17:20,826
Oh.
Is that what that noise was?
318
00:17:22,294 --> 00:17:23,893
I think I'm in trouble.
319
00:17:23,926 --> 00:17:27,827
Mm-hmm. Maybe.
320
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:36,262
And I can't tell Mom, but...
321
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,595
...I think I'm really hurt.
322
00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:42,163
What?
323
00:17:44,962 --> 00:17:46,928
Did you-did you hit your head?
324
00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:48,796
No.
325
00:17:48,829 --> 00:17:51,596
Well, does it hurt?
Are you-are you bleeding?
326
00:17:52,596 --> 00:17:54,096
Well, where?
327
00:17:55,963 --> 00:17:57,630
I don't see any blood.
328
00:17:57,664 --> 00:18:00,130
Duke.
329
00:18:00,164 --> 00:18:02,730
Maybe it's...
330
00:18:02,764 --> 00:18:04,630
someplace else.
331
00:18:06,131 --> 00:18:08,465
Someplace else?
What... w-what do you mean?
332
00:18:17,332 --> 00:18:19,566
Oh.
333
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,899
Um...
334
00:18:21,932 --> 00:18:23,399
Okay.
335
00:18:23,432 --> 00:18:25,066
No, no, no, no, no, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
336
00:18:25,099 --> 00:18:27,233
It's okay, you're okay.
Um,
337
00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:29,233
why don't we just...
we'll go upstairs, okay?
338
00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:31,500
I have something
you need up there. Yeah?
339
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:34,067
No sense in going up there...
340
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,567
I've been here for hours.
He ain't here.
341
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,168
Let me go, would you?
342
00:18:47,934 --> 00:18:50,602
I want to call Max.
343
00:19:18,937 --> 00:19:21,238
-Keep it close.
-Mm-hmm.
344
00:19:36,839 --> 00:19:39,274
Hello, Mom.
345
00:19:40,307 --> 00:19:41,606
Well, don't linger there
like a huckster.
346
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:42,739
Come in.
347
00:19:52,807 --> 00:19:55,408
Is everything okay?
348
00:20:01,608 --> 00:20:04,576
You called me
to come over here, Phil?
349
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,743
My car keys.
350
00:20:20,777 --> 00:20:23,577
I've decided it's time.
351
00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:26,110
And I don't want
to talk about it. Ever.
352
00:20:26,144 --> 00:20:27,644
-Do you understand?
-Yes.
353
00:20:28,944 --> 00:20:31,111
I do have conditions, however.
354
00:20:32,312 --> 00:20:35,279
I want unlimited Ubers for life
355
00:20:35,312 --> 00:20:37,779
and a black
American Express card.
356
00:20:39,011 --> 00:20:41,112
Is there anything else, or...
357
00:20:41,146 --> 00:20:42,812
What?
358
00:20:42,845 --> 00:20:44,413
No, what do you mean?
359
00:20:44,446 --> 00:20:46,146
I...
360
00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:47,613
Nothing.
361
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,413
You agree to the terms, then?
362
00:20:49,446 --> 00:20:52,613
Phil, yeah, we can't get
a black American Express card.
363
00:20:52,646 --> 00:20:55,247
Well, Ubers, then.
364
00:20:55,281 --> 00:20:58,080
And I want the service...
the one that brings you
365
00:20:58,113 --> 00:21:00,981
a different flavored popcorn
every month.
366
00:21:04,348 --> 00:21:05,981
I'll look into that.
367
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,747
Good.
368
00:21:07,781 --> 00:21:09,748
Okay. All right.
369
00:21:09,782 --> 00:21:12,315
Well, I'm making dinner now.
370
00:21:12,348 --> 00:21:13,615
-That's very nice.
-So you should leave.
371
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,283
Huh.
372
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,808
Guys?
373
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,608
Somebody?
374
00:25:49,641 --> 00:25:51,974
I need a tampon.
375
00:25:56,209 --> 00:25:59,442
I gave your last one to Duke.
376
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:02,442
What?!
377
00:26:45,214 --> 00:26:47,146
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378
00:26:48,746 --> 00:26:50,913
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