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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,667 --> 00:00:25,408 Yep. That's a predator. 2 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:28,269 So, what... like, a coyote? 3 00:00:28,270 --> 00:00:30,776 Oh, no, no. That's a bigger animal than that. 4 00:00:31,821 --> 00:00:33,104 How much bigger? 5 00:00:33,105 --> 00:00:35,062 That's bear scat. 6 00:00:35,063 --> 00:00:36,766 - Oh. - See the turds' end? 7 00:00:36,767 --> 00:00:38,959 How they taper? Yep. 8 00:00:40,568 --> 00:00:43,797 I say that that's unfailingly 9 00:00:43,798 --> 00:00:46,944 the shit of a 500-pound female black bear. 10 00:00:46,945 --> 00:00:48,423 Whoa. 11 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:50,405 Do you own a firearm? 12 00:00:52,621 --> 00:00:57,814 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 13 00:01:01,068 --> 00:01:02,437 It's today! 14 00:01:02,438 --> 00:01:04,526 - It's today! It's today! - It's today, 15 00:01:04,527 --> 00:01:07,225 it's today, it's today. 16 00:01:07,226 --> 00:01:08,966 Yay! Mwah. 17 00:01:08,967 --> 00:01:10,968 I love you. Voilà. 18 00:01:10,969 --> 00:01:12,621 Oh, my God. 19 00:01:12,622 --> 00:01:14,667 This is stunning. 20 00:01:14,668 --> 00:01:16,799 It's booze and health food. 21 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:20,194 I love our day, hey, I love our day, hey. 22 00:01:20,195 --> 00:01:22,849 I love our day, hey... 23 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:24,851 I love this. 24 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:27,071 This is paradise here. 25 00:01:27,072 --> 00:01:29,377 We need our lady time. 26 00:01:29,378 --> 00:01:31,118 Bro. 27 00:01:31,119 --> 00:01:32,990 - I'm happy you're here. - Har-loo! 28 00:01:32,991 --> 00:01:35,340 It's all happening! 29 00:01:37,386 --> 00:01:40,214 Ladies, Mama needs a drink! 30 00:01:40,215 --> 00:01:41,694 Ooh, I want a smoke, too. 31 00:01:41,695 --> 00:01:45,132 - Damn it. Hi, baby. - Har-loo! 32 00:01:45,133 --> 00:01:47,787 Har-loo! 33 00:01:47,788 --> 00:01:50,094 - Menopause. - I missed you, hon. 34 00:01:50,095 --> 00:01:53,010 - Ooh, here, have some very cheap wine. - Please. 35 00:01:53,011 --> 00:01:54,707 - Kick it up my notches! - My notches! 36 00:01:56,057 --> 00:01:57,362 I love bread. 37 00:01:57,363 --> 00:01:59,146 Is this thing on? 38 00:01:59,147 --> 00:02:00,843 - You want a Primo? Okay. - Ah, yes, ma'am. 39 00:02:00,844 --> 00:02:02,236 - Yes, miss. - Right, honey? 40 00:02:02,237 --> 00:02:04,238 Har-loo! 41 00:02:04,239 --> 00:02:06,588 Har-loo! 42 00:02:06,589 --> 00:02:09,243 - Oh, Tressa. - Sam. 43 00:02:09,244 --> 00:02:11,965 It's okay. 44 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:15,380 Aw... 45 00:02:15,381 --> 00:02:18,165 I was scared you wouldn't come today because of me. 46 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:20,640 I didn't want to miss the thing. 47 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,213 And I meant what I said. 48 00:02:22,214 --> 00:02:24,258 - We're friends too long. - Mmm. 49 00:02:24,259 --> 00:02:27,305 Besides, I like you better as a friend than a client. 50 00:02:27,306 --> 00:02:29,829 Thank you? 51 00:02:29,830 --> 00:02:32,072 Pace car. 52 00:02:33,856 --> 00:02:35,966 Whoa. 53 00:02:35,967 --> 00:02:37,228 Here. 54 00:02:37,229 --> 00:02:39,491 - I've got you. - Thank you, honey. 55 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:42,276 - We're friends forever. - My God. 56 00:02:42,277 --> 00:02:44,235 I don't like when that happens. 57 00:02:46,281 --> 00:02:48,195 Baby, yes. Come to Mama. 58 00:02:48,196 --> 00:02:50,197 She's in her element here. 59 00:02:50,198 --> 00:02:53,200 Your Royal Heiny. Mm, mm, mm. 60 00:02:53,201 --> 00:02:55,724 Wait a minute, is there any vodka in this at all? 61 00:02:55,725 --> 00:02:58,292 You know I like more vodka than soda. 62 00:02:58,293 --> 00:02:59,946 My mother has Murray. I'm never leaving. 63 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,948 I'm gonna let my mother raise Murray. I'm staying here. 64 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:05,125 Ida is so upset she couldn't be here. 65 00:03:05,126 --> 00:03:07,432 She was gonna fly in a day early and everything, 66 00:03:07,433 --> 00:03:09,216 but then she got tickets to Springsteen. 67 00:03:09,217 --> 00:03:11,305 She did? 68 00:03:11,306 --> 00:03:13,351 How much do you want to bet Ida got backstage passes? 69 00:03:13,352 --> 00:03:15,266 - Yeah. - Magic. 70 00:03:15,267 --> 00:03:18,443 Show me the magic. 71 00:03:18,444 --> 00:03:21,098 "Is he, like, single? Is that... or is he in a relationship?" 72 00:03:21,099 --> 00:03:23,317 She said, "No he's single and he's straight. 73 00:03:23,318 --> 00:03:24,884 Wait, how old are your daughters?" 74 00:03:24,885 --> 00:03:26,320 - And I was like, "Bitch!" - Bitch... 75 00:03:26,321 --> 00:03:27,887 Hello? Over here? 76 00:03:27,888 --> 00:03:30,542 Put your lips together and suck. 77 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:33,327 I like when my kids say, "What happened to your boobs?" 78 00:03:33,328 --> 00:03:36,200 - You! That's right. - You, you little bastards. 79 00:03:36,201 --> 00:03:38,985 You have the maternity section in your fucking closet. 80 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:41,118 - Yes. - Well, that, I'd go back to. 81 00:03:41,119 --> 00:03:43,207 Can I move in your pool house? 82 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:45,209 It feels so good to get untense. 83 00:03:45,210 --> 00:03:46,321 - Yeah. - Oh... 84 00:03:46,322 --> 00:03:48,516 L'chaim, l'chaim. 85 00:03:48,517 --> 00:03:50,388 - Thank you. - Lala Land! 86 00:03:50,389 --> 00:03:52,369 - Lala. - Lala Land. 87 00:04:04,093 --> 00:04:06,899 - It's freezing. - Well, get in here! 88 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:09,771 It's so good. Come on. 89 00:04:09,772 --> 00:04:12,513 Do you use this thing a lot? 90 00:04:12,514 --> 00:04:15,821 - Yes. Every day. - Oh. 91 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:19,302 You guys have your drugs and alcohol, I have my Jacuzzi. 92 00:04:19,303 --> 00:04:21,740 I'll get in if you turn off the lights. 93 00:04:21,741 --> 00:04:24,612 I think that's Mars. 94 00:04:24,613 --> 00:04:27,136 Ooh, Tressa, you still got good boobs. 95 00:04:27,137 --> 00:04:28,572 Thank you. Don't look, though. 96 00:04:28,573 --> 00:04:30,096 Do you want to hug naked in the Jacuzzi? 97 00:04:30,097 --> 00:04:32,315 - No, thank you. - Just whip them around 98 00:04:32,316 --> 00:04:33,621 - a little a bit? - No! 99 00:04:33,622 --> 00:04:34,883 Come on, Sam! 100 00:04:34,884 --> 00:04:37,146 Those aren't really school shirts. 101 00:04:37,147 --> 00:04:41,368 The communal nudity, I... 102 00:04:41,369 --> 00:04:43,892 Well, can you just watch Yesenia for me, please? 103 00:04:43,893 --> 00:04:45,938 - Bro, she's right here. - Can you pick her up? 104 00:04:45,939 --> 00:04:50,029 It's just so dark out here and she's so tiny. 105 00:04:50,030 --> 00:04:52,771 She's just a little potato chip tuna fish salad. 106 00:04:52,772 --> 00:04:55,338 Please? 107 00:04:55,339 --> 00:04:58,124 Thank you. 108 00:04:58,125 --> 00:04:59,908 This is the last food... 109 00:05:02,564 --> 00:05:04,826 I shop for groceries all the time. 110 00:05:04,827 --> 00:05:06,915 The boys are both teenagers now, they need constant food. 111 00:05:06,916 --> 00:05:08,961 It's insane. It's my job. 112 00:05:08,962 --> 00:05:10,963 It's my actual job, groceries. 113 00:05:12,705 --> 00:05:14,836 Stop asking my ETA. 114 00:05:14,837 --> 00:05:17,143 You're supposed to be taking care of our kids. 115 00:05:17,144 --> 00:05:19,406 - Leave me alone. - Put down your phone. 116 00:05:19,407 --> 00:05:21,930 - I can't. - I got to put my clothes back on. 117 00:05:21,931 --> 00:05:23,976 It's so cold. Aren't you freezing? 118 00:05:23,977 --> 00:05:26,065 - I'm hot all the time. - You know, some people say 119 00:05:26,066 --> 00:05:27,849 don't take anything, 120 00:05:27,850 --> 00:05:30,504 and other people say you have to take something, 121 00:05:30,505 --> 00:05:32,811 - otherwise, you'll get the bad thing. - Right, right, 122 00:05:32,812 --> 00:05:34,813 - right, right, right. - If you don't take, 123 00:05:34,814 --> 00:05:37,250 like, hormones or whatever. 124 00:05:37,251 --> 00:05:38,730 - I'm gonna check it out. - Yes. 125 00:05:38,731 --> 00:05:40,209 - 'cause I'm just sweating. - No. 126 00:05:40,210 --> 00:05:41,602 Try the Progesterone. 127 00:05:41,603 --> 00:05:43,430 It's plant-based, it works great. 128 00:05:43,431 --> 00:05:46,041 Literally, it's the only reason I'm sane right now. 129 00:05:46,042 --> 00:05:48,000 So all you women have had kids, 130 00:05:48,001 --> 00:05:49,871 and that means you've had a hormone in you that protects you 131 00:05:49,872 --> 00:05:51,917 as you get older. I haven't had any kids. 132 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:53,832 - What? - So I'm at a higher risk for... 133 00:05:53,833 --> 00:05:56,704 Finally, a reason. 134 00:05:56,705 --> 00:05:58,492 I got a... I-I've got a couple of hormones in me. 135 00:05:58,493 --> 00:05:59,315 That's something. 136 00:05:59,316 --> 00:06:01,274 No one else is on anything but me? 137 00:06:01,275 --> 00:06:02,841 Well, I'm on something, 138 00:06:02,842 --> 00:06:05,844 but not for that. 139 00:06:05,845 --> 00:06:07,541 Can I just say, the hardest part about going 140 00:06:07,542 --> 00:06:10,065 through all of this is that you realize, too, on top of it all, 141 00:06:10,066 --> 00:06:12,981 you no longer exist as a woman. 142 00:06:12,982 --> 00:06:14,983 You are like, literally invisible to people. 143 00:06:14,984 --> 00:06:16,985 Oh, I love being invisible. 144 00:06:16,986 --> 00:06:19,248 It's like I have a superpower. I can just run all my errands 145 00:06:19,249 --> 00:06:21,642 and go about my day and nobody bothers me. 146 00:06:21,643 --> 00:06:23,862 But how about that you don't realize how much juice 147 00:06:23,863 --> 00:06:26,778 you used to get from it? That's what freaked me out. 148 00:06:26,779 --> 00:06:27,866 - Yeah. - You know what I mean? 149 00:06:27,867 --> 00:06:29,955 Like, that day I walked into Starbucks, 150 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:33,088 and the two cute young chicks were getting all the juice. 151 00:06:33,089 --> 00:06:36,854 And then I realized, I liked that juice. 152 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:39,529 You've gone through a whole day and nobody's, like, 153 00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:41,444 engaging with you, and it's not just guys. 154 00:06:41,445 --> 00:06:44,230 - No. It's everybody. - It's girls, too. It's like... 155 00:06:44,231 --> 00:06:46,798 I knew it. You guys, I think that the problem is, 156 00:06:46,799 --> 00:06:49,713 is that nobody is talking to anybody. 157 00:06:49,714 --> 00:06:52,064 There has to be some kind of outlet for women 158 00:06:52,065 --> 00:06:53,369 and-and people. 159 00:06:53,370 --> 00:06:55,981 Because we are all so busy. 160 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:57,373 We have to compare notes, right? 161 00:06:57,374 --> 00:06:59,027 'Cause the pressure builds up, 162 00:06:59,028 --> 00:07:01,900 and this... This lets the pus out. 163 00:07:01,901 --> 00:07:04,728 - Gross. - No, it's true. It's true, though. 164 00:07:04,729 --> 00:07:06,321 - It's true. - People aren't sharing. 165 00:07:06,322 --> 00:07:07,470 Women don't talk to each other. 166 00:07:07,471 --> 00:07:09,733 - Mm-mm. - Even Cadence Ford... 167 00:07:09,734 --> 00:07:12,171 The-the asshole robot mom 168 00:07:12,172 --> 00:07:14,738 at Duke's school... Like, needs her own 169 00:07:14,739 --> 00:07:18,525 come to Jesus moment where she, like, reveals her inners 170 00:07:18,526 --> 00:07:22,137 and doesn't feel judged or picked on. 171 00:07:22,138 --> 00:07:23,356 Even her. 172 00:07:23,357 --> 00:07:25,401 I hate her so much. 173 00:07:25,402 --> 00:07:29,362 But even she needs to do that with her own... 174 00:07:29,363 --> 00:07:30,842 type of people. 175 00:07:32,279 --> 00:07:34,497 I'm sure there's some around. 176 00:07:34,498 --> 00:07:37,761 I mean, women have to, we have to. 177 00:07:37,762 --> 00:07:40,721 - We owe it to the future. - Well, we just, 178 00:07:40,722 --> 00:07:43,376 - We owe it to now. - We got to do this more. 179 00:07:43,377 --> 00:07:46,031 This is so, so important. 180 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:47,805 Yeah. 181 00:07:47,806 --> 00:07:50,174 Lala? Why are all the lights off? 182 00:07:50,999 --> 00:07:52,768 Can't see anything, Lala. 183 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:54,953 Hey, there you are, little girl. There you go. 184 00:07:54,954 --> 00:07:57,085 Oh... 185 00:07:57,086 --> 00:07:59,348 Hello. 186 00:07:59,349 --> 00:08:00,676 - Oh, hey. Really. - Hello. 187 00:08:00,677 --> 00:08:01,968 What were you talking about? 188 00:08:01,969 --> 00:08:03,222 Were you talking about your men? 189 00:08:05,138 --> 00:08:07,966 - Hey. - Guys, this is, um, 190 00:08:07,967 --> 00:08:10,533 Tom's oldest and dearest friend Stan. 191 00:08:10,534 --> 00:08:13,822 - Hi. - How was the game? 192 00:08:13,823 --> 00:08:15,978 We left early. Stripling got lit up for seven 193 00:08:15,979 --> 00:08:17,317 in the bottom of the fifth. 194 00:08:17,318 --> 00:08:18,977 Hey, did you guys want some food? 195 00:08:18,978 --> 00:08:20,587 Uh, we had Dodger Dogs. 196 00:08:20,588 --> 00:08:23,405 - Was traffic bad? - Oh. It was awful. 197 00:08:23,406 --> 00:08:25,923 I mean, you know, this is the reason I left L.A. 198 00:08:25,924 --> 00:08:30,031 You know, the smog, the traffic, the earthquakes. 199 00:08:30,032 --> 00:08:32,599 Northridge still wakes me up in the middle of the night. 200 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,645 I'm telling you, the rude people flip you off 201 00:08:35,646 --> 00:08:37,909 and then drive away. No accountability. 202 00:08:37,910 --> 00:08:40,041 Mary Jane. 203 00:08:40,042 --> 00:08:42,208 Why are you clearing? Are we done? 204 00:08:42,209 --> 00:08:43,915 Oh, you're not done? Oh, I'll... 205 00:08:43,916 --> 00:08:45,687 I'll put out more plates. I thought we were done. 206 00:08:45,688 --> 00:08:48,789 Uh, we don't need new plates. We pretty much just sat down. 207 00:08:48,790 --> 00:08:51,792 No, hon. Here, I-I'll put out more plates. 208 00:08:51,793 --> 00:08:55,183 No, it's okay. Forget it. We can be done. 209 00:08:56,223 --> 00:08:57,809 Oh, I have dessert. 210 00:08:57,810 --> 00:08:59,626 - Who wants dessert? - Oh, yes. Yes, me, please. 211 00:08:59,627 --> 00:09:01,933 - Are we gonna watch the thing? - Yes, that's why we're here. 212 00:09:01,934 --> 00:09:03,281 - Come on. - Hey. 213 00:09:04,070 --> 00:09:06,502 What were you guys talking about tonight? 214 00:09:06,503 --> 00:09:08,200 Sex? 215 00:09:08,201 --> 00:09:09,462 Hmm? 216 00:09:10,743 --> 00:09:12,944 - You look drunk. Ha-ha. - Yeah, you think so, Tom? 217 00:09:15,077 --> 00:09:17,078 And you, Sammy. 218 00:09:17,079 --> 00:09:18,688 Are you? 219 00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:20,289 Just a little? 220 00:09:21,910 --> 00:09:23,934 Ha-ha. 221 00:09:26,502 --> 00:09:27,982 Night, girls. 222 00:09:29,505 --> 00:09:31,832 - I'll have dessert. - Yes. 223 00:09:31,833 --> 00:09:34,052 I thanked Tom for letting us be here 224 00:09:34,053 --> 00:09:36,141 and that it means a lot 225 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:37,142 and it's really nice. 226 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:38,099 Why? 227 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:40,188 Uh, 'cause it's his house. 228 00:09:40,189 --> 00:09:43,278 No, it's not. It's Lala's house, too. 229 00:09:43,279 --> 00:09:45,803 He shouldn't even be here. He left the game early. 230 00:09:45,804 --> 00:09:47,326 He could've gone someplace else. 231 00:09:47,327 --> 00:09:48,760 That's disgusting. 232 00:09:48,761 --> 00:09:50,285 What? 233 00:09:50,286 --> 00:09:52,717 Yeah, we've been planning this for months. 234 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:54,656 Ida was gonna fly in. 235 00:09:56,716 --> 00:09:58,337 Hey, Tom! 236 00:09:58,338 --> 00:10:00,295 You want some ice cream and fruit? 237 00:10:00,296 --> 00:10:02,167 Jesus Christ, don't offer him dessert. 238 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:03,864 What are you doing? 239 00:10:03,865 --> 00:10:06,084 I know, right? I know. 240 00:10:06,085 --> 00:10:08,347 It's, like, this thing I do, where I'm like, "Ah." 241 00:10:08,348 --> 00:10:11,350 Yeah, you, like, become, like, some kind of weird geisha. 242 00:10:11,351 --> 00:10:12,932 Are you serious? 243 00:10:12,933 --> 00:10:14,744 I am serious. 244 00:10:14,745 --> 00:10:17,095 Can't you just ask him to leave or something? 245 00:10:17,096 --> 00:10:19,662 No, he doesn't have to go anywhere. 246 00:10:19,663 --> 00:10:22,448 I'm sorry, but I love my husband. 247 00:10:22,449 --> 00:10:25,320 So, if you have a problem with him staying here, 248 00:10:25,321 --> 00:10:27,192 then you get the fuck out. 249 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,890 - Oh. Okay... - Uh-uh-uh. Hey, hey, hey. 250 00:10:29,891 --> 00:10:31,697 Come on, guys. 251 00:10:33,177 --> 00:10:34,503 Tress, 252 00:10:34,504 --> 00:10:38,313 you want to help me set up Sam's movie? 253 00:10:39,923 --> 00:10:42,207 Oh. 254 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,731 Are we still doing that? 255 00:10:50,194 --> 00:10:52,631 I'm a little drunk. 256 00:10:55,765 --> 00:10:57,744 Am I wrong? 257 00:10:57,745 --> 00:11:00,007 It's okay. 258 00:11:00,008 --> 00:11:02,009 Sorry. But I'm not. 259 00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:03,924 Sorry. 260 00:11:03,925 --> 00:11:05,601 Mm. 261 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,784 Hello! 262 00:11:13,785 --> 00:11:14,785 It's just me. 263 00:11:14,786 --> 00:11:16,026 - Hi. - Hi, Gran. 264 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:18,702 You look really nice. 265 00:11:18,703 --> 00:11:20,834 Ah, thank you, Her Nibs. 266 00:11:20,835 --> 00:11:23,010 You want some breakfast, Phil? 267 00:11:23,011 --> 00:11:24,011 Um, I've eaten. 268 00:11:24,012 --> 00:11:25,447 I'm going to an Irish wake today. 269 00:11:25,448 --> 00:11:27,058 It's day two. 270 00:11:27,059 --> 00:11:28,581 What's an Irish wake? 271 00:11:28,582 --> 00:11:29,887 It's a wake where they put the body 272 00:11:29,888 --> 00:11:31,802 out on a table and there's, like, candles 273 00:11:31,803 --> 00:11:33,499 and everybody sings and dances 274 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,936 and loses their mind and gets shithouse drunk. 275 00:11:35,937 --> 00:11:38,483 Well. 276 00:11:42,879 --> 00:11:44,379 Mom! 277 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:46,425 Grandpa's in my room! 278 00:11:46,426 --> 00:11:47,771 But it's really nice, because it goes on 279 00:11:47,772 --> 00:11:49,428 - for, like, four days. - Mom, Mom, it's Grandpa. 280 00:11:49,429 --> 00:11:50,691 It's kind of like shivah, and the body's never alone. 281 00:11:50,692 --> 00:11:52,387 Grandpa's in my room! Mom! 282 00:11:52,388 --> 00:11:54,694 He is certainly not. 283 00:11:55,696 --> 00:11:57,741 He's in a chest at the foot of my bed. 284 00:11:57,742 --> 00:11:59,873 What? 285 00:11:59,874 --> 00:12:01,639 What do you mean? 286 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,225 All this nonsense. It's so much fuss. 287 00:12:04,226 --> 00:12:06,424 I just had him cremated. 288 00:12:07,338 --> 00:12:08,316 I'm not even sure 289 00:12:08,317 --> 00:12:09,753 why I've kept his ashes. 290 00:12:09,754 --> 00:12:11,319 More things underfoot. 291 00:12:12,495 --> 00:12:13,974 Mom, I saw him. 292 00:12:13,975 --> 00:12:16,977 He's here. He's here right now. 293 00:12:16,978 --> 00:12:18,022 Okay, baby, calm down. 294 00:12:18,023 --> 00:12:19,545 Mom! 295 00:12:19,546 --> 00:12:21,437 Okay! Okay, okay, okay. 296 00:12:21,438 --> 00:12:24,364 - Wait, let me turn down the burner. - Wait, I want to see. 297 00:12:24,365 --> 00:12:27,271 Hang on! 298 00:12:35,149 --> 00:12:38,587 Do any of you want to join me for the wake? 299 00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:40,788 It's ever so much fun. 300 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,963 Well, I'm off. 301 00:12:45,964 --> 00:12:49,009 There's nobody here except Mandy Patinkin. 302 00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:50,924 I'm not lying! 303 00:12:50,925 --> 00:12:52,883 - I know, honey. - No! 304 00:12:52,884 --> 00:12:55,233 Grandpa was sitting right there, 305 00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:56,669 in a brown suit, and he asked me 306 00:12:56,670 --> 00:12:58,932 what was up with my friend Django's mom. 307 00:12:58,933 --> 00:13:00,064 Dude, that's a big buttprint. 308 00:13:00,065 --> 00:13:01,958 Duke couldn't have made that. 309 00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:04,329 Huh. 310 00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:06,570 I need my dog. 311 00:13:14,057 --> 00:13:17,821 Mom, I told you. There is something in the house. 312 00:13:17,822 --> 00:13:19,605 It's not a joke. 313 00:13:19,606 --> 00:13:22,370 You never listen. 314 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:28,919 Thank you for 315 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,921 seeing me over your lunch. 316 00:13:30,922 --> 00:13:32,139 Not a problem. 317 00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:34,730 It sounded urgent. So... 318 00:13:36,558 --> 00:13:38,102 Well, how are the pills working out? 319 00:13:38,103 --> 00:13:39,494 You get any sleep? 320 00:13:39,495 --> 00:13:41,148 Oh. Great. 321 00:13:42,803 --> 00:13:44,282 They're terrific. 322 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:45,718 Also, 323 00:13:45,719 --> 00:13:50,070 I maybe forgot to start taking them. 324 00:13:50,071 --> 00:13:51,942 Okay. 325 00:13:51,943 --> 00:13:53,944 Well, that seemed like an important reason 326 00:13:53,945 --> 00:13:56,207 for coming here. 327 00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:58,862 - Yeah. - Is this about... 328 00:13:58,863 --> 00:14:00,364 Okay. 329 00:14:01,409 --> 00:14:02,387 Okay. 330 00:14:02,388 --> 00:14:04,215 Fine. 331 00:14:04,216 --> 00:14:05,869 Um... 332 00:14:05,870 --> 00:14:08,393 Okay, I have this thing. 333 00:14:08,394 --> 00:14:09,655 - Thing? - Yeah. 334 00:14:09,656 --> 00:14:10,874 There's this thing in the house. 335 00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:12,440 It's, like, um... 336 00:14:12,441 --> 00:14:13,659 a presence, 337 00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:14,660 I guess? 338 00:14:14,661 --> 00:14:16,140 What-What do you mean, like a ghost? 339 00:14:17,403 --> 00:14:19,099 Sure. Okay. 340 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,361 Yes. 341 00:14:20,362 --> 00:14:23,016 And it's driving my kids insane, 342 00:14:23,017 --> 00:14:24,365 which is not that hard to do. 343 00:14:24,366 --> 00:14:26,541 I mean, they're actually terrified. 344 00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:28,848 And I usually can keep a good handle on it. 345 00:14:28,849 --> 00:14:33,070 But this otherworldly shit is a bit too much for me. 346 00:14:33,071 --> 00:14:34,549 I mean, I'm a single lady. 347 00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:36,987 Only one realm at a time, you know what I mean? 348 00:14:36,988 --> 00:14:41,339 Okay, well, I'm not a-a children's specialist. 349 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:44,995 What I want is, can you just come over to my house... 350 00:14:44,996 --> 00:14:48,085 and lie to them? 351 00:14:48,086 --> 00:14:50,652 - You want me to lie to them? - My kids 352 00:14:50,653 --> 00:14:54,004 can't be reasoned with on any kind of normal human level. 353 00:14:54,005 --> 00:14:56,006 So, I don't know, 354 00:14:56,007 --> 00:14:58,443 I just thought maybe you could... 355 00:14:58,444 --> 00:15:01,707 come over and pretend to be a medium 356 00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:05,058 and say that you sense that the spirits are angry 357 00:15:05,059 --> 00:15:08,061 because they're mean to their mom or... 358 00:15:08,062 --> 00:15:10,237 whatever. 359 00:15:10,238 --> 00:15:12,239 Okay. 360 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:15,242 Okay, that is an insane idea, 361 00:15:15,243 --> 00:15:17,244 and I don't know why you'd come to me about it. 362 00:15:17,245 --> 00:15:19,072 Isn't that what you do... 363 00:15:19,073 --> 00:15:21,727 Talk people down from the made-up shit in their heads? 364 00:15:21,728 --> 00:15:25,513 Well, it's a little more complicated than that, Sam. 365 00:15:25,514 --> 00:15:29,082 And, you know what, this whole game, it's kind of a, uh... 366 00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:31,606 it's kind of a bullshit move on your part. 367 00:15:31,607 --> 00:15:32,694 Oh. 368 00:15:32,695 --> 00:15:34,392 Uh, what? 369 00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:37,157 Why did you text me when you were out of town? 370 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,398 Why'd you text me when you were away? 371 00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:41,442 I don't know. 372 00:15:41,443 --> 00:15:42,443 Yes, you do. 373 00:15:42,444 --> 00:15:43,618 Jesus, who cares? 374 00:15:43,619 --> 00:15:45,272 - I just texted you... - I care. 375 00:15:45,273 --> 00:15:47,254 I care, Sam, and you know it. 376 00:15:49,952 --> 00:15:53,628 I'm not gonna lie to your kids the first time I meet them. 377 00:15:53,629 --> 00:15:56,327 And if you were trying to sabotage this whole thing... 378 00:15:56,328 --> 00:15:58,198 Whatever's happening between you and me... 379 00:15:58,199 --> 00:15:59,460 Uh, then mission accomplished. 380 00:15:59,461 --> 00:16:00,984 And, uh... 381 00:16:00,985 --> 00:16:02,246 I really... 382 00:16:02,247 --> 00:16:04,248 I actually do have a-a busy afternoon, 383 00:16:04,249 --> 00:16:07,274 so, uh, if that's it... 384 00:16:08,362 --> 00:16:10,799 Oh. 385 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:14,214 Yeah. 386 00:16:14,215 --> 00:16:16,500 Okay. 387 00:16:21,462 --> 00:16:23,223 Okay. 388 00:16:23,224 --> 00:16:26,249 I'll just... I'll leave, I guess. 389 00:16:28,382 --> 00:16:31,037 I... 390 00:16:32,516 --> 00:16:34,953 Um... 391 00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:39,828 I'm gonna go. 392 00:16:46,704 --> 00:16:49,142 I don't really know how to do this. 393 00:16:51,405 --> 00:16:53,166 Well, 394 00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:55,951 I don't either, but... 395 00:16:55,952 --> 00:16:59,065 maybe I could help you out. 396 00:17:08,857 --> 00:17:11,402 Obviously, I'm not gonna charge you for this session. 397 00:17:11,403 --> 00:17:13,122 Mm. 398 00:17:17,431 --> 00:17:19,410 Is that turkey? 399 00:17:19,411 --> 00:17:21,760 Mm-hmm. - Did you eat the whole pickle? 400 00:17:21,761 --> 00:17:23,654 - Not yet. - Okay, good. 401 00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:48,091 You know, kid... 402 00:17:48,092 --> 00:17:50,397 whatever fathers say to their daughters 403 00:17:50,398 --> 00:17:52,399 about their love lives... 404 00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:55,228 ...it's toxic. 405 00:17:55,229 --> 00:17:56,360 All of it. 406 00:17:56,361 --> 00:17:58,536 A bullshit bunch of fear 407 00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,755 that's projected onto young women. 408 00:18:00,756 --> 00:18:02,322 So you know what? 409 00:18:02,323 --> 00:18:04,411 I'm not gonna say a thing to you 410 00:18:04,412 --> 00:18:06,065 about what just happened in there. 411 00:18:06,066 --> 00:18:08,763 - Okay. - That shrink, though... 412 00:18:08,764 --> 00:18:10,809 he was kind of adorable. 413 00:18:10,810 --> 00:18:12,332 Excuse me? 414 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,378 I mean, if I ever swung that way. You know. 415 00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:16,554 Hey, back in the '70s... 416 00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:18,904 things got a little blurry. 417 00:18:18,905 --> 00:18:21,016 Whole years, actually. 418 00:18:22,322 --> 00:18:25,345 Oh, come on, lighten up! Kid! 419 00:18:25,346 --> 00:18:28,392 You should be laughing, okay? 420 00:18:28,393 --> 00:18:31,374 That was funny. Jesus, so serious. 421 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,939 Hey, mister. 422 00:19:14,889 --> 00:19:16,585 You know what those are? 423 00:19:16,586 --> 00:19:18,283 Comics? 424 00:19:18,284 --> 00:19:20,090 Mm-hmm. See that? 425 00:19:21,657 --> 00:19:23,331 Murray Fox. 426 00:19:23,332 --> 00:19:25,333 - That's Grandpa. - Mm-hmm. 427 00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:27,248 He wrote it? 428 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,468 He wrote all of these. 429 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,209 All of those. 430 00:19:33,864 --> 00:19:35,561 Hot Knives. 431 00:19:35,562 --> 00:19:37,780 The Martian Who Loved Me. 432 00:19:37,781 --> 00:19:40,261 - What's that? - This... 433 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,591 is his word ball. 434 00:19:44,114 --> 00:19:46,485 Whenever Grandpa would get stuck, 435 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:51,098 he would take this, and he would spin this around 436 00:19:51,099 --> 00:19:55,581 and look for words that would inspire him. 437 00:19:55,582 --> 00:19:57,301 - Can I try? - Yes. 438 00:20:00,391 --> 00:20:02,675 Read one... one to me. 439 00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:04,111 What does... 440 00:20:04,112 --> 00:20:07,070 "in-effa-ble" mean? 441 00:20:07,071 --> 00:20:09,334 Like, uh... 442 00:20:09,335 --> 00:20:11,640 something that... 443 00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:14,339 you can't describe with words. 444 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,079 Isn't that cool? 445 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,321 Yeah. 446 00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:27,984 Did your dad leave you when you were little, too? 447 00:20:30,421 --> 00:20:33,314 Honey, my dad didn't leave me. 448 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,925 He had a heart attack. 449 00:20:35,926 --> 00:20:38,319 Remember? We talked about it. 450 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,929 Okay. 451 00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:41,757 Was he old? 452 00:20:41,758 --> 00:20:43,498 No, not really. 453 00:20:43,499 --> 00:20:45,436 How old was he? 454 00:20:46,524 --> 00:20:48,787 He was almost 50. 455 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,550 Aren't you almost fif... 456 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,508 Shah. 457 00:20:53,509 --> 00:20:55,771 Shi-shi-shah. 458 00:20:57,470 --> 00:20:59,558 Do you miss him? 459 00:21:01,474 --> 00:21:03,344 Not all the time. 460 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,564 Sometimes. 461 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,284 I miss him today. 462 00:21:08,981 --> 00:21:11,332 Hang on. 463 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,142 Remind me that story about, uh, Marion. 464 00:21:19,143 --> 00:21:20,535 Oh, the one a few weeks ago? 465 00:21:20,536 --> 00:21:22,537 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right. Well... 466 00:21:22,538 --> 00:21:25,105 - Is that...? - Mm-hmm. 467 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,587 Who's the other voice? 468 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,979 - Who do you think? - Marion was 469 00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:31,503 - teaching you to make an egg? - Uh-huh. 470 00:21:31,504 --> 00:21:33,592 What? No. No. 471 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,550 What do you mean, no? 472 00:21:35,551 --> 00:21:38,031 I was probably around your age there. 473 00:21:38,032 --> 00:21:39,989 You sound weird. 474 00:21:41,253 --> 00:21:43,471 - You sound weird! - No. Oh, okay. 475 00:21:43,472 --> 00:21:45,473 - You sound weird! Take it back! - No! Stop! Stop! 476 00:21:45,474 --> 00:21:47,127 Take it back. 477 00:21:47,128 --> 00:21:49,564 - I take back nothing. - Take it back. Take it back. 478 00:21:49,565 --> 00:21:50,696 I take back nothing. 479 00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:58,225 - You gotta write it down. - I don't write it down. 480 00:21:58,226 --> 00:21:59,444 You have to write it down. 481 00:21:59,445 --> 00:22:00,488 With these things, I tell you, 482 00:22:00,489 --> 00:22:01,837 - I know, I know. - Got to keep a journal. 483 00:22:01,838 --> 00:22:03,230 Okay, I will, I will. 484 00:22:07,736 --> 00:22:10,281 Whether God exists or not, 485 00:22:10,282 --> 00:22:13,501 it doesn't make any difference. 486 00:22:13,502 --> 00:22:15,634 The difference is, you've got to do life 487 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:18,637 believing in somebody or something. 488 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,509 You have to have faith in them. 489 00:22:21,510 --> 00:22:24,947 If they let you down for any reason, 490 00:22:24,948 --> 00:22:26,949 well, that's the way it is. 491 00:22:26,950 --> 00:22:29,778 But I just take life as it comes. 492 00:22:29,779 --> 00:22:31,650 Comes and goes... 493 00:22:59,809 --> 00:23:01,419 That's definitely in! 494 00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:03,421 I'm not gonna say it. 495 00:23:03,422 --> 00:23:05,446 Fine. I'll say it. 496 00:23:35,628 --> 00:23:37,434 Monkey? 497 00:23:49,403 --> 00:23:51,469 Oh... 498 00:23:51,470 --> 00:23:53,558 Mandy. 499 00:24:10,576 --> 00:24:11,967 Shit. 500 00:24:28,659 --> 00:24:30,661 Oh. 501 00:24:53,749 --> 00:24:55,576 Whew! 502 00:25:01,605 --> 00:25:03,105 Whew. 503 00:25:19,754 --> 00:25:21,559 Mm. 34024

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