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♪ Mother, you had me ♪
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♪ But I never had you ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I wanted you ♪
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♪ You didn't want me ♪
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- What is this?
- It's a list.
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Hmm. Why do we each have one?
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Because this is important,
and I thought it all out,
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and I, like, organized it.
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Okay, so, you want us to,
like, read from this list, or...?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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And just please, like,
don't say anything
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until I go through each thing, okay?
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We'll see.
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- Mom.
- Okay.
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- Go. I'm shtum.
- Okay.
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You have the floor.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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This is what I want. Number one:
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- I want a keg of beer.
- Ugh!
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I know. I know we're
underage, but I want a keg.
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It's a keg of beer. Paisley had one.
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Design had a one, Adam had two kegs.
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Mom, just text Pais's mom
and ask her what she did.
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We're adults now, Mom.
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We're adults now.
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Number two: I want a DJ.
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And I don't want one
of your stupid friends
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to, like, plug his iPod into the stereo.
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I want a DJ with turntables
and, like, the stuff.
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A real DJ.
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Number three: I want tacos
and an ice cream station
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with sauces and Heath bar pieces
and all of that.
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- Number four: I want...
- Okay, tacos is a go.
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- There is one more.
- Okay. Ice cream, check.
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DJ, check.
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Mom, there was one more.
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Max, you're not gonna have
a keg of beer in my house.
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But if I don't have a keg,
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or you don't, then kids are gonna go out
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and buy beer illegally
and, like, bring it in.
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Okay. That's fine with me.
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Okay, if I have a keg,
and I'm serving a keg
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to, like, 18-year-olds, 17,
18-year-olds, then I go to jail.
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But if a bunch of people bring,
from I don't know where,
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that's each of their parents'
separate problems, okay?
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What about the last thing?
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I'm not discussing that.
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No! You're ignoring. Read it out!
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No. No, Max, I'm not
addressing that. No.
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You don't have to be here, Mom.
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I'm going to your
graduation party, okay?
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I'm really looking forward to it.
I'm excited.
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And maybe even I may meet a boy there.
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- Ugh!
- Max,
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the last time you had a party
and I wasn't here,
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somebody blew smoke in Frankie's face,
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and there was a hookah burn
on the couch.
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You want to know why I know
there was a hookah?
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Because someone showed me
the Facebook photos
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before you deleted them.
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Yes, that's right.
I'm coming to your party.
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And I'm gonna go ahead and say
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that it hurts my feelings
that you don't want me there.
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This isn't about you.
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- I'm not saying that it is.
- Yeah, you just did.
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Mom, just please just listen to me.
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Like, just take a breath and listen.
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I'm listening. I'm listening.
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Okay.
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This party is about me and my friends,
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and, like, I'm... I'm asking for this.
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And I know it seems like I'm
demanding, because I'm, like...
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I'm afraid you'll say no
so I'm trying to...
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Like, I-I get it. It's your house.
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You don't have to do it,
but just please let me have this.
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No keg. Fine.
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Like, I'm not trying
to hurt your feelings.
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Just... thank you
for the food and the DJ.
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Please don't be here.
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And there's one more thing.
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It's not about the party.
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I don't know, Max.
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I'm kind of tapped out
right now. What is it?
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Well, I talked to my dad.
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You know, he's coming to my graduation.
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Oh.
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Did he tell you?
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What... what is...?
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Tell me what you need.
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Okay, well, uh, my dad and I planned
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that I was just
gonna get dressed here,
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and then, he was gonna pick me up,
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and take me to graduation rehearsal,
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and then, we were gonna
go get something to eat
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before the ceremony,
and then, he was gonna
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drop me off here with you guys
for the family thing after.
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You guys planned this?
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I mean, yeah, well, I mean,
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I know you were gonna do it,
but, like, now you don't have to.
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Is there any other things
you would like me to not do?
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Would you like me
to vanish into thin air,
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but still pay for everything?
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Mom.
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Okay, baby. I'm sorry.
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Just come here.
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Come here.
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I love you.
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It's whatever you want.
It's your big day.
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No keg, no drugs.
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I'll be across the street at Gran's.
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Your dad can take you.
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I love you.
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It's whatever you want.
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No keg.
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No me.
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- Thanks. I love you.
- Okay.
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Ooh.
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Oh!
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Mom, do you remember
my high school graduation?
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No.
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- Friends.
- Hi.
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- Max.
- Hi.
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Mom, those are grown men.
Those are fully-grown men!
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Well... she's grown-up now.
She'll probably be pregnant soon.
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Mom, get low. She's looking!
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So how are you going to do this?
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Tomorrow's the big day, and your
place is going to be a wreck.
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Max?
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Come on.
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Wakey, wakey!
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Come on.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah!
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What time is it?
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It's 11:00.
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People start arriving at 2:00.
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Oh!
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Drink this
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and eat this onion.
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You got to start waking up.
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I have to eat this onion?
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Honey, your mom knows.
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It's time for you
to learn these secrets.
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Drink this down first.
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Quick.
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Good.
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Now bite down into this.
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Serious.
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Oh, my God!
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How does this help?
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It doesn't. Ha!
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Oh, my God! Mom!
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But you should rub it on your feet.
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Really?
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Frankie, get that.
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Frankie, get that!
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- Right there.
- Frankie, why are you ignoring me?
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Because you're yelling.
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Oh. The doorbell is ringing.
I'll get it.
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- Mmm...
- I know.
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- Mm-mmm.
- I know. Don't do it.
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- Not cute. Murder.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Murder most foul.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Mm-hmm.
- It's illegal.
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Yeah, I like the ones
I got. Aren't they cute?
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And they match your dress.
That's very coordinated.
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- Yeah, and they smell really good.
- Oh, they do smell really good.
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- It's your graduation!
- I love it.
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My dad's coming at 4:00,
he's picking me up
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- and taking me to rehearsal.
- Oh, that's great.
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Max, honey, you got to go get dressed.
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And he didn't tell me
where we're going for lunch,
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'cause he's
being all secretive about it!
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Oh, fun.
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Hmm.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Bro. Bro.
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Hi, sis.
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- Thank you for coming.
- Yes.
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- Oh, what? Oh, you're still hugging.
- Oh, sorry.
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- Okay.
- Sorry.
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Bro. That was nice.
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Yeah, I guess I missed you.
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Wait. Oh, my God. What, are you crying?
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- Shut up.
- Stop it. Gross.
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- Hi, Dormin.
- Hey.
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Okay. Biggest Jew in the world at 19.
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- Hi.
- Come to your auntie..
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How are you?
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I'm good, I'm good.
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Um, it's my first year at Stanford.
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So it's... a bit of an adjustment.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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Impressive.
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Dormin! Oh, thanks for coming.
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Yeah. So good to see you.
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Good to see you too.
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Yeah.
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- Hi, Marion, how are you?
- Hey, sweetie.
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- Hi.
- Good to see you.
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Good to see you.
Here's your present.
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- Oh, thank you.
- It's a... a treasury bond.
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Doesn't mature till 2031.
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I figure by then
you might be in some trouble.
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Why? Is that the year I'm gonna die?
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No.
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That year she's set.
She'll have your money.
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Please tell me you didn't invite Rich.
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- No, I didn't.
- Shit, Rich!
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- How are you, Marion?
- Hey, how are you, grown man?
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- Feel a little better.
- All right.
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Mom.
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Hello, Marion.
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Mom. Hi.
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Hello.
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Mom.
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- I'm here.
- Yes, I see that.
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Hey!
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Hi!
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- Is that Tressa? Hi.
- Hello, gorgeous.
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My dad's coming at 4:00.
He's taking me to graduation.
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Mmm, won't that be nice?
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- Hi!
- Hey, hey.
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Hi, I'm Marion, Sam's brother.
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Hi. Jeff. I'm Sunny's ex-husband.
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Hey.
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- Sunny!
- Hello!
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- Jesus, you look great.
- Oh, thank you.
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How did you get through a whole
husband since I saw you?
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'Cause you're never here,
asshole. What, am I supposed
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to go to Dallas to visit
my best friend's brother?
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- No.
- Come visit.
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Cheers.
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Max, honey, do you want to go get ready?
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- Oh, what time is it?
- It's, like, almost 3:00.
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- Oh! Oh, we have to go.
- Come on.
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Go get makeups!
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yes, thank you.
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- Here you go, honey.
- To you!
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- Hey!
- Hey! Now we drink.
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Poi... Po-po-po...
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- You like that?
- It looks great. Thank you.
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That... I haven't finished.
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Lean in, please.
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Thank you, dear.
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Can't believe it.
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I can.
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Really? It didn't all go by so fast?
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No.
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It all went by really slow.
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And it's not over.
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I mean, what, do you think
she's gonna move out tomorrow?
257
00:12:46,636 --> 00:12:49,037
Plus she's not even 18 yet.
258
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,072
Also, she's a dum-dum.
259
00:12:51,108 --> 00:12:53,374
♪ ♪
260
00:12:56,246 --> 00:12:59,147
♪ Magic moment... ♪
261
00:13:00,283 --> 00:13:04,119
Max, baby, you look so beautiful.
262
00:13:04,154 --> 00:13:05,453
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
263
00:13:08,492 --> 00:13:10,458
Oh.
264
00:13:10,494 --> 00:13:12,160
- Hello?
- Is that my dad?
265
00:13:12,195 --> 00:13:13,661
Yeah.
266
00:13:13,697 --> 00:13:14,996
Sam.
267
00:13:15,031 --> 00:13:16,297
Hi. What's up?
268
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:18,299
Does he want to talk to me?
269
00:13:18,335 --> 00:13:20,735
Yeah, I'm at the airport.
270
00:13:20,770 --> 00:13:23,571
Um...
271
00:13:23,607 --> 00:13:26,174
You... You're what?
272
00:13:26,209 --> 00:13:27,609
Did you just land?
273
00:13:27,644 --> 00:13:31,279
Because you're due here
in about ten minutes,
274
00:13:31,314 --> 00:13:34,482
according to the plan
that you made
275
00:13:34,518 --> 00:13:36,317
with your daughter.
276
00:13:36,353 --> 00:13:39,821
No, no. I'm about to board a plane.
277
00:13:39,856 --> 00:13:42,824
- Not arriving.
- What?
278
00:13:42,859 --> 00:13:45,827
I'm at the airport because
I'm about to get on a plane.
279
00:13:45,862 --> 00:13:47,428
I don't understand.
280
00:13:47,464 --> 00:13:49,764
Did you not fly here yet?
281
00:13:51,368 --> 00:13:53,968
I had a complication in my schedule.
282
00:13:54,804 --> 00:13:57,205
It's very complicated.
283
00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,542
Um, and it's personal,
so I can't share the details.
284
00:14:00,577 --> 00:14:03,878
Xander, what-what are you saying?
285
00:14:05,215 --> 00:14:06,814
I'm not coming.
286
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,285
I...
287
00:14:14,925 --> 00:14:17,625
I can't come.
288
00:14:17,661 --> 00:14:21,162
I'm... I'm not coming.
289
00:14:21,198 --> 00:14:22,397
I feel terrible.
290
00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:26,534
I know you're judging me right now.
291
00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:30,705
- People make their choices, Sam.
- Yeah. Yeah, they do.
292
00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:32,240
And it's not right to judge people
293
00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:33,975
for doing what they must for themselves.
294
00:14:35,679 --> 00:14:37,078
Okay.
295
00:15:17,236 --> 00:15:20,670
Marion, did you bring a camera?
296
00:15:23,442 --> 00:15:27,476
Hold on. Mom, what'd my dad say?
297
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:33,016
Um...
298
00:15:33,052 --> 00:15:34,952
Mom?
299
00:15:39,191 --> 00:15:41,758
He's not coming, baby.
300
00:15:41,794 --> 00:15:45,195
What happened?
301
00:15:45,231 --> 00:15:47,498
Uh... I... I don't know.
302
00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:48,999
Uh...
303
00:15:51,237 --> 00:15:53,704
He's not coming.
304
00:15:53,739 --> 00:15:55,639
He's getting on a plane.
305
00:15:58,310 --> 00:16:00,611
What happened? Why is she crying?
306
00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:03,881
Xander's not coming, Phil.
307
00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:05,816
Oh, well, he was never coming.
308
00:16:08,554 --> 00:16:10,420
Sounds familiar.
309
00:16:10,456 --> 00:16:12,256
Your father didn't show up
for your graduation?
310
00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:14,791
She didn't come.
311
00:16:14,827 --> 00:16:16,894
Oh... Oh, my God.
312
00:16:16,929 --> 00:16:19,062
Guys, guys. Enough. Enough.
313
00:16:19,098 --> 00:16:20,564
Max.
314
00:16:20,599 --> 00:16:23,200
Max. Maxie.
315
00:16:23,235 --> 00:16:25,202
Maxie.
316
00:16:25,237 --> 00:16:28,272
Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
317
00:16:28,307 --> 00:16:31,408
That was a lot for nothing, wasn't it?
318
00:16:31,443 --> 00:16:33,610
Max, breathe.
319
00:16:33,646 --> 00:16:35,546
Breathe.
320
00:16:40,252 --> 00:16:45,255
I can't believe he's not coming.
321
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:49,126
It's okay, because I'm gonna take you.
322
00:16:49,161 --> 00:16:51,061
You certainly are not.
323
00:16:51,096 --> 00:16:52,663
What?
324
00:16:52,698 --> 00:16:54,298
I'm taking you to tea.
325
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:57,167
Mom, what are you talking about?
326
00:16:57,203 --> 00:16:59,436
It's my surprise.
327
00:16:59,471 --> 00:17:03,240
I'm taking you for afternoon tea,
just you and I,
328
00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:06,410
and then we meet up later at her event.
329
00:17:06,445 --> 00:17:08,445
Phil, you didn't tell me.
330
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,615
It was a surprise.
331
00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:14,318
Mom, I'm not going anywhere with you.
332
00:17:14,353 --> 00:17:15,986
I have to take Max to rehearsal.
333
00:17:16,021 --> 00:17:17,354
I can take her.
334
00:17:17,389 --> 00:17:21,457
I can take her to rehearsal
or whatever the plan was.
335
00:17:23,696 --> 00:17:24,962
I can take her.
336
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,233
It would be an honor.
337
00:17:29,969 --> 00:17:31,768
Me too.
338
00:17:31,804 --> 00:17:34,905
Well, I think that I should
probably take you.
339
00:17:41,547 --> 00:17:43,513
See, baby?
340
00:17:43,549 --> 00:17:45,282
You got your choice.
341
00:17:49,521 --> 00:17:51,288
Mom?
342
00:17:54,059 --> 00:17:57,327
You're the best mom in the world.
343
00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:01,698
♪ I'm glad I spent it with you... ♪
344
00:18:01,734 --> 00:18:04,067
I want to go with Rich.
345
00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:06,536
Oh.
346
00:18:06,572 --> 00:18:08,672
Okay. Let's get going.
347
00:18:15,581 --> 00:18:17,714
Whoo, yeah.
348
00:18:22,621 --> 00:18:24,187
Okay.
349
00:18:24,223 --> 00:18:28,325
I'm, uh... calling an audible.
350
00:18:31,063 --> 00:18:32,829
Rich is gonna take Max.
351
00:18:32,865 --> 00:18:35,766
And, uh, I am going to...
352
00:18:35,801 --> 00:18:38,101
tea with my mom,
353
00:18:38,137 --> 00:18:40,103
apparently.
354
00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:42,239
And, um...
355
00:18:42,274 --> 00:18:45,175
Duke and Frankie...
356
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:46,977
Dibs on them.
357
00:18:48,113 --> 00:18:50,247
...are going with Jeff.
358
00:18:50,282 --> 00:18:53,884
So everybody else, good luck,
359
00:18:53,919 --> 00:18:55,686
Godspeed,
360
00:18:55,721 --> 00:18:58,355
and I'll see you at the ceremony.
361
00:19:03,395 --> 00:19:05,362
I like tea.
362
00:19:07,499 --> 00:19:09,099
Ha. No.
363
00:19:09,134 --> 00:19:11,101
So, honey, it's fine
that you didn't pick me.
364
00:19:11,136 --> 00:19:13,136
I wanted to give you this privately,
365
00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:14,871
because it's not
for your mother, it's for you.
366
00:19:14,907 --> 00:19:16,807
- Thank you.
- I love you.
367
00:19:16,842 --> 00:19:18,342
- Congratulations.
- Love you, too.
368
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,613
Uh-uh-uh-uh, you're
not riding back there.
369
00:19:23,649 --> 00:19:26,116
Why? I see dogs ride
in the back of trucks
370
00:19:26,151 --> 00:19:27,984
- all the time.
- Yeah, well, no one cares
371
00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:29,653
if a dog gets thrown across the highway.
372
00:19:29,688 --> 00:19:31,988
- Babe, you don't have seat belts.
- Get in the cab.
373
00:19:32,024 --> 00:19:33,390
Sunny, come with us.
374
00:19:33,425 --> 00:19:35,325
No. Not her.
375
00:19:35,361 --> 00:19:39,763
- We're going alone. This is special.
- Phil, don't push it.
376
00:19:39,798 --> 00:19:41,098
Come on.
377
00:19:43,135 --> 00:19:45,402
- What's going on there?
- Nothing.
378
00:19:45,437 --> 00:19:47,738
- Whoa. Oh.
- Maybe.
379
00:20:32,536 --> 00:20:34,770
♪ ♪
380
00:21:03,734 --> 00:21:06,001
Hi.
381
00:21:06,036 --> 00:21:07,135
Hi.
382
00:21:10,908 --> 00:21:13,041
How ya feelin'?
383
00:21:13,077 --> 00:21:16,144
Mm, it's like normal.
384
00:21:17,815 --> 00:21:21,850
You're probably thinking
about your future right now.
385
00:21:21,885 --> 00:21:24,586
Yeah, I guess so.
386
00:21:24,621 --> 00:21:27,255
Can I say one thing to you?
387
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:29,424
Hmm?
388
00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:31,727
Plastics, Benjamin.
389
00:21:31,762 --> 00:21:33,662
Thanks.
390
00:21:37,535 --> 00:21:39,601
Mom.
391
00:21:39,636 --> 00:21:43,238
I didn't want to say this, 'cause...
392
00:21:43,273 --> 00:21:45,907
I'm not, like, a little kid anymore.
393
00:21:45,943 --> 00:21:48,679
And, like, this is stupid.
394
00:21:50,414 --> 00:21:53,548
But you didn't get me
a graduation present.
395
00:21:56,854 --> 00:21:59,221
Just, like, a thing.
396
00:21:59,256 --> 00:22:02,491
Or a something.
397
00:22:02,526 --> 00:22:04,626
This is...
398
00:22:04,661 --> 00:22:07,662
stupid, but, um...
399
00:22:07,698 --> 00:22:10,098
it's a little weird.
400
00:22:10,134 --> 00:22:12,434
I'm sort of surprised,
401
00:22:12,469 --> 00:22:15,437
like, and I don't want to be a jerk
about it, I really don't want...
402
00:22:20,677 --> 00:22:22,177
Oh.
403
00:22:22,212 --> 00:22:24,079
Oh.
404
00:22:24,114 --> 00:22:25,447
Oh-ho-ho.
405
00:22:33,724 --> 00:22:34,824
Do you like it?
406
00:22:36,437 --> 00:22:38,971
Mom, it's so beautiful.
407
00:22:40,642 --> 00:22:43,175
Good, because that's not
your present, though.
408
00:22:44,646 --> 00:22:46,679
Come on.
409
00:22:57,492 --> 00:22:58,724
Oh.
410
00:23:04,432 --> 00:23:05,765
Can you see?
411
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,066
No.
412
00:23:07,101 --> 00:23:08,401
Okay.
413
00:23:10,605 --> 00:23:12,371
Oh.
414
00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:17,476
Oh. Ooh.
415
00:23:17,512 --> 00:23:19,045
Sit.
416
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,379
Okay.
417
00:23:25,353 --> 00:23:27,920
Stay here. Don't move.
418
00:23:37,098 --> 00:23:39,398
Take off your blindfold.
419
00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:02,121
♪ ♪
420
00:24:09,164 --> 00:24:11,998
♪ I'll die way before Methuselah ♪
421
00:24:13,835 --> 00:24:16,736
♪ So I'll fight sleep with ammonia ♪
422
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,541
♪ And every morning,
with eyes all red ♪
423
00:24:23,778 --> 00:24:26,813
♪ I'll miss them
for all the tears they shed ♪
424
00:24:28,116 --> 00:24:30,116
♪ But I'm actually good ♪
425
00:24:30,151 --> 00:24:32,719
♪ Can't help it if we're tilted ♪
426
00:24:32,754 --> 00:24:34,921
♪ I am actually good ♪
427
00:24:34,956 --> 00:24:37,323
♪ Can't help if we ♪
428
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:40,293
♪ I am actually good ♪
429
00:24:40,328 --> 00:24:42,395
♪ Can't help it if we're tilted ♪
430
00:24:42,430 --> 00:24:44,597
♪ I am actually good ♪
431
00:24:44,632 --> 00:24:48,601
♪ Can't help it if we're tilted ♪
432
00:24:48,636 --> 00:24:50,536
♪ ♪
433
00:24:56,845 --> 00:24:59,712
♪ I miss prosthesis
and mended souls ♪
434
00:25:01,616 --> 00:25:05,117
♪ Trample over beauty
while singing their thoughts ♪
435
00:25:06,721 --> 00:25:09,389
♪ I match them with my euphoria ♪
436
00:25:11,459 --> 00:25:14,560
♪ When they said,
"Je suis plus folle que toi ♪
437
00:25:16,531 --> 00:25:18,998
♪ Hey ♪
♪ I'm doing my face ♪
438
00:25:19,033 --> 00:25:21,367
♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪
♪ With a magic marker ♪
439
00:25:21,403 --> 00:25:23,503
♪ Hey ♪
♪ I'm in my right place ♪
440
00:25:23,538 --> 00:25:26,139
♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪
♪ Don't be a downer ♪
441
00:25:26,174 --> 00:25:28,508
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ I'm doing my face ♪
442
00:25:28,543 --> 00:25:29,642
♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪
443
00:25:29,677 --> 00:25:30,710
♪ With a magic marker ♪
444
00:25:30,745 --> 00:25:31,878
♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪
445
00:25:31,913 --> 00:25:33,546
♪ I'm in my right place ♪
446
00:25:33,581 --> 00:25:35,982
♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, I am ♪
447
00:25:36,017 --> 00:25:38,518
♪ Actually good, good, good, good ♪
♪ I can't help it ♪
448
00:25:38,553 --> 00:25:39,952
♪ If we're tilted ♪
449
00:25:39,988 --> 00:25:42,889
♪ I am actually good, good, good ♪
450
00:25:42,924 --> 00:25:44,390
♪ Good ♪
♪ I can't help it if we ♪
451
00:25:44,426 --> 00:25:46,692
♪ I am actually ♪
452
00:25:46,728 --> 00:25:49,128
♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪
♪ I can't help it if we're tilted ♪
453
00:25:49,164 --> 00:25:51,564
♪ I'm actually good ♪
454
00:25:51,599 --> 00:25:53,032
♪ Good, good, good ♪
♪ I can't help it ♪
455
00:25:53,067 --> 00:25:54,400
♪ If we're tilted ♪
456
00:25:54,436 --> 00:25:56,369
♪ I am actually good ♪
457
00:25:56,404 --> 00:26:00,006
♪ Can't help it if we're tilted ♪
458
00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:01,974
♪ ♪
459
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,620
♪ ♪
460
00:26:22,983 --> 00:26:25,016
Oh, my God!
461
00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:29,454
Fuck yeah, Mom!
462
00:26:30,591 --> 00:26:32,457
Oh, my God.
463
00:26:32,493 --> 00:26:34,159
Whoo!
464
00:26:34,194 --> 00:26:36,495
Yay!
465
00:26:36,530 --> 00:26:37,562
Yeah!
466
00:26:37,598 --> 00:26:40,398
That was so amazing.
467
00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:43,702
I feel like I'm
in a fever dream right now.
468
00:26:43,737 --> 00:26:45,504
- We do.
- We do, yeah.
469
00:26:45,539 --> 00:26:46,539
Cool.
470
00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:47,572
- Yeah.
- Cut.
471
00:26:54,471 --> 00:26:59,471
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