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Max!
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The dog is eating your
pussy blood again.
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Use the kitchen garbage!
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♪ Mother ♪
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♪ You had me ♪
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♪ But I never had you ♪
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♪ I wanted you ♪
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♪ You didn't want me. ♪
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Duke,
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let's close that for a while, okay?
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Come on, honey, let's do some homework.
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No.
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It is almost
the weekend, and maybe
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you're looking for something
to do this weekend.
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Let's check in with Trisha.
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Ooh, let's check in with Asian reporter
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Tricia Takanawa.
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- She's gonna tell us all
- She's gonna tell us all
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- About the rain.
- About the rain.
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...this weekend in Los Angeles.
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I mean, Cirque du Soleil
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is at the Santa Monica Pier.
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That'd be great.
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Dukey, you want to help
me with the layers?
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Hello.
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Hello...
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Hello...
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Hey, the Internet stopped.
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...the London
Philharmonic, headed up
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by famed composer and
conductor Arnold Hall.
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Oh, my God, it's Grandpa.
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...to celebrate the tenth anniversary
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of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony.
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Mom, the Internet.
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What, honey?
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Hello?
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Hello, Sam.
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Arnold?
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Yes, it is.
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I'm coming to town.
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We are having the jubilee
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for Ludwig's Ninth,
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and the girls will be there
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to celebrate with me
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at the second performance on Saturday.
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Yeah. You can do this?
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Um, Saturday?
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It's the 100th anniversary,
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and the girls will be
there to give me flowers.
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You know, Arnold,
the girls have lives.
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They have plans and stuff and...
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- they want to...
- Mom.
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Mom, I don't...
I can't get any Internet.
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Oh, I don't know how to do that, honey.
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You have to do the reset button.
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Remember?
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Can you just put the iPad away
and do some homework now?
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I don't have any.
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Yes, I think you have homework.
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- I'm taking... I'm taking the iPad.
- No, no, no!
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- I love you.
- No, Mom, no!
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Wait, wait, wait.
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- Please...
- Cool!
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Who's there?
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Sam.
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Hi, Arnold.
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- Hi, Grandpa!
- Hi, Grandpa Arnold.
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I wasn't expecting you.
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The performance is tomorrow.
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Yeah, right, well,
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they can't come tomorrow,
so I thought I'd swing by today
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so they can spend a
little time with you.
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But I've told everybody...
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to expect them for the ceremony.
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Right, well, as I said,
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they have other commitments.
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Commitments?
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Yeah. Well, Frankie and I
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have her friend Push's bar mitzvah,
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and Duke has stuff.
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Hey, that sounded so good.
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You guys are really good.
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Good job! I always forget
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how much I like this kind of music.
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Maybe you could take them
for a little lunch today?
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They would love to spend
some time with you.
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Where's Max? Don't know.
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- Did you ask her to be here?
- Yup.
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And she had a commitment?
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No, actually,
I think they're just dating.
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You should have insisted,
uh, that she be here.
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Arnold.
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She's 17.
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You needed to have put
time in on her long ago.
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I mean, she's grown up.
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These two, however,
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would love to have a little lunch
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with their grandpa.
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Okay, my daisies.
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What about some ice cream?
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- Sure. Yeah.
- Come, come.
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Take ten, everybody.
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Hey. Why don't you two
run off backstage,
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and I will meet you there?
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Give me just a minute with your mother.
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Bye, sweetie. See you.
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You know, Arnold,
I'm-I'm not trying to cockblock
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your fantasies here;
it's just that they're growing up.
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I mean, they don't even go to my events
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when I have something anymore.
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It's all right.
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I understood.
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So... what's up?
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I would like to talk about Xander.
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Oh, really?
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I'd rather not.
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I mean, that's why I divorced him.
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I understand, though, that,
uh, at the end of next year,
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your financial support
of him, uh, expires.
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Uh-huh.
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Which is why I thought you and I
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ought to discuss it.
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Oh, boy.
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Ugh.
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Oof...
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This is really just...
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- Oof...
- Don't you think,
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for the good of the children,
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the father should be provided for?
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He's not even in their
lives; he's a ghost.
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This is not my problem.
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I see. Well...
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Listen, Arnold, I don't think
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this conversation's
gonna go anywhere good.
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I mean, what do you want me to say here?
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I'm just worried about Xander.
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I've been taking care of your
son since the day I met him,
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which is Max's age plus nine months ago.
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And I did it. I did my time.
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I paid.
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I paid what I was told to pay.
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And if you think, now,
that I'm gonna volunteer
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to help this guy, who takes no
part in his children's care,
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you're high.
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Why don't you take care of him?
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Oh, well...
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Seriously.
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Write him a check; you're doing fine.
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But money's money.
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Yes, and I'm keeping mine.
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You should give him yours.
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When he turned 18, I told him,
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as my father told me,
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a boy of leisure has two
ways to provide for himself
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when the string's cut: find a skill...
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or find a woman who can provide.
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He chose the latter.
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Yeah, but that's why we're divorced now.
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Why am I having this conversation?
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Is this really happening?
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This is like a bad dream.
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Sam...
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He can't take care of himself.
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I sometimes think, uh,
the boy might do...
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himself in.
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Yes.
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Yes! Yes, please!
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Okay, then.
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At least I tell to his mother
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that I tried.
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Thank you for bringing my girls.
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And, uh...
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Sam, uh...
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Oh...
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boy.
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This place is so cool.
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It's really cool.
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Oh, I got a good one.
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My ex-husband's father...
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We divorced in whatever.
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Anyway, I've been paying him support
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while I take care of the kids.
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Oh, I know this story, believe me.
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It's like the same for everybody.
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And I get to stop paying him next year,
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and his father just
asked me to keep paying
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because, oh, poor him.
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You know what the worst part is?
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You're gonna do it.
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You're gonna take care of him
for the rest of his life.
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- No, I'm not.
- My ex-husband,
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I took care of him.
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Then, when the kids moved out,
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he started sniffin' around.
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He lives in my basement.
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I would never do that.
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You're gonna. I said
exactly the same thing.
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You're gonna do it.
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- You're gonna do it.
- I don't have a basement.
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Do you have a garage?
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Yes.
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But I don't think he
could live in there.
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You should see my basement.
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Nope.
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This is not only
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a celebration of Push
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and his manhood...
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Sam?
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Listen,
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I'm really concerned.
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Look, you're going to have to face this.
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It's reality.
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Your career could end any minute.
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I mean, think about it.
Actresses have a shelf life,
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and I got to hand it to you,
it is astonishing
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how long you've been
able to stretch it out.
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You're working well beyond
your expiration date, Sam.
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I mean, what are you, fifty...
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seven, fifty-eight?
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You have to start thinking
about your future.
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You need an exit strategy.
There's no way
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Hollywood is gonna keep you
around for much longer.
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And the end is not going to come easy.
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Just... one day you're gonna go to work,
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and work won't be there.
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Then what happens to me and my sisters?
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You're gonna have to start
wearing a yarmulke, Sam.
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Because I don't know
if you realize this,
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but your hair is falling out.
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Seriously, you're
developing a bald spot.
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I'm saying this because I love you.
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Everyone is talking about it.
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When was the last time you
saw the back of your head?
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Mom, look at Mr. Cohen.
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Mom, that's you in...
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two years, maybe one.
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Mom, I love you... no offense,
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but you have a massive bald
spot on the back of your head.
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Hi, Sam. How are you?
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Oh, hi, Dayle.
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Oh, you look so beautiful.
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Oh, thank you. Oh, my God,
Frankie got so big.
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- Hi, Mrs. Lunchen.
- Hi.
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Now, all kidding
aside there, I want to talk
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about this ancient
tradition... the bar mitzvah.
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Now, you know, when I was growing up,
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girls didn't have bat mitzvahs.
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Listen, I have some ideas for
jobs you can maybe look for
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when your career ends horribly.
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Like you could work at
McDonald's as a vomit cleaner.
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Or, or... you know those places
where they take everybody's shit
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in the whole city and they
chemically separate it
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into fertilizer and
drinking water? Yeah.
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Hmm.
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You could work at one of those.
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You could be a shit-sorter.
That would be
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a great job for an old bald lady.
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And now,
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Push's parents have asked
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a very close family friend
to say a few words.
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So I would like to invite
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Sam Fox to come to the stage.
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Sam?
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Lady Rabbi!
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- Ah.
- Okay. High five.
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Push!
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What a night, what an incredible night.
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What a night for you... you're a man now.
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You're a man.
271
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Well, except your penis
part... that's probably...
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still a boy.
273
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The rabbi knows, 'cause she was there
274
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when the mohel cut it
in half. Snip, snip.
275
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Wait a second.
276
00:12:38,907 --> 00:12:40,376
So was I.
277
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I had the fish.
278
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At least I hope it was the fish.
279
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But, anyway,
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you are totally a man now, Push,
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in every other sense.
282
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Even though you live with your mom
283
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and you probably will
until you're about 23,
284
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and then she'll hand you
over to some poor woman
285
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who will raise your kids for you
286
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,296
while you watch sports.
287
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And the mother.
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00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:07,966
Sunny,
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do you remember when Frankie and Push
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00:13:10,439 --> 00:13:13,576
were in kindergarten,
and we used to cry and cry
291
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'cause we were so tired?
292
00:13:16,912 --> 00:13:18,581
And they're 13 now?
293
00:13:18,614 --> 00:13:20,616
And it's easier, right?
294
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No?
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But, seriously,
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Push, you did a great job today,
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reading in Hebrew and Jewing it up
298
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,894
so good. And your grandmas.
299
00:13:31,927 --> 00:13:34,897
You still have two whole living
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bubbies! Treasure that.
301
00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:39,735
Look at them... all the nachas
302
00:13:39,768 --> 00:13:42,333
they're feeling, right? Bertie?
303
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,873
Barb? And somehow,
304
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:48,511
your father looks older
than both of them.
305
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,449
But seriously,
306
00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:55,901
I look out at all of you,
307
00:13:55,911 --> 00:13:57,577
and what I see is love.
308
00:13:57,981 --> 00:14:00,372
As silly as these things are,
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we come together in love.
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And so, I want to thank you, Push,
311
00:14:05,728 --> 00:14:07,896
for bringing us all together...
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in love.
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And to your family,
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I wish you the very best of lives
315
00:14:14,069 --> 00:14:16,105
and the very best year.
316
00:14:17,184 --> 00:14:19,278
Good night! Thank you, Detroit!
317
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,915
Oh, my God, I'm dying.
318
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,584
I love you so much.
319
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,974
Oh, dude, I love you.
320
00:14:29,984 --> 00:14:31,510
- Was it okay?
- You killed me.
321
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,456
Are you kidding me? It was amazing.
322
00:14:33,489 --> 00:14:36,159
I will never forget
it as long as I live.
323
00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:37,960
- Oh, my God. Thank you.
- Thank you.
324
00:14:37,993 --> 00:14:39,428
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
325
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:42,097
Hi, Bertie! How are you feeling?
326
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,401
Today was my grandson's bar mitzvah.
327
00:14:45,434 --> 00:14:46,802
Yes. Yes, I know.
328
00:14:46,835 --> 00:14:49,138
Push. He's 13!
329
00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:51,006
Yes! Yes, he is!
330
00:14:51,039 --> 00:14:52,730
Thank you. Thank you.
331
00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:54,243
Oh, I got to go to the can.
332
00:14:56,988 --> 00:14:58,784
- You remember my sister Felicia.
- Hi.
333
00:14:58,794 --> 00:15:01,317
I think it's really
inappropriate what you said.
334
00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:02,918
Well, I'm sorry...
335
00:15:02,951 --> 00:15:05,087
Felicia, shut the fuck up.
Get away from her.
336
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,714
There are children here, Sunny.
337
00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:08,191
Get away... now.
338
00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:10,125
- Ooh!
- Go.
339
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,628
Ooh! I'm sorry I made a trouble.
340
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,163
No. Screw her. She never changes.
341
00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:15,931
I'm the one who should be sorry.
342
00:15:15,964 --> 00:15:17,856
I had to invite her,
'cause of the bar mitzvah
343
00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:18,978
and the freaking family and...
344
00:15:18,988 --> 00:15:20,758
- That was intense.
- Ah... we need drinks.
345
00:15:20,768 --> 00:15:22,505
- Yeah.
- We need drinks.
346
00:15:22,538 --> 00:15:23,939
- Sunny, congratulations!
- Oh, thank you, Dayle.
347
00:15:23,972 --> 00:15:25,808
Are you going to go...?
348
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,476
Are you going to go to St.
Barts in April?
349
00:15:28,911 --> 00:15:30,179
Oh, hi, Frankie.
350
00:15:30,213 --> 00:15:31,714
Hi!
351
00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:34,116
Oh, my goodness gracious.
What happened to you there?
352
00:15:34,149 --> 00:15:35,551
Oh, nothing.
353
00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:36,985
The dress came that way.
354
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,654
Did it? Yeah, it's fine.
355
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,323
That's good.
356
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,359
It's weird, though,
because it kind of looks like
357
00:15:43,392 --> 00:15:46,362
you had bloody diarrhea
out of your belly button.
358
00:15:46,395 --> 00:15:49,031
- Oh, no, it's fine.
- Good. Glad to hear it.
359
00:15:49,064 --> 00:15:52,000
Well, I got to get back to it.
360
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,136
- Back to what?
- Oh, you know.
361
00:15:54,169 --> 00:15:56,305
Me and the other girls
are giving presents
362
00:15:56,339 --> 00:15:58,207
to the Bar Mitzvah boy in the stairwell.
363
00:15:58,241 --> 00:15:59,908
You're giving him another present?
364
00:15:59,942 --> 00:16:01,547
We're giving him money, honey.
365
00:16:01,557 --> 00:16:04,146
No. Mom, I'm giving him a present.
366
00:16:04,179 --> 00:16:05,914
All the girls are.
367
00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:08,095
Oh. Is that right?
368
00:16:08,105 --> 00:16:09,985
Yeah. I already went. I'm going again.
369
00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:12,020
- Good for you.
- Hmm, good for him.
370
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,856
Well, sure.
371
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,691
Hey, Mom, when you were my age,
372
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,816
did you ever give boys
presents at their bar mitzvah?
373
00:16:18,968 --> 00:16:21,264
Oh, my God. I was kidding.
374
00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:22,831
But you did.
375
00:16:22,865 --> 00:16:25,734
Oh, my God, Mom,
you were such a whore. Gross!
376
00:16:28,234 --> 00:16:29,772
Oh, Drew. Oh, hi.
377
00:16:29,805 --> 00:16:31,540
- Oh.
- Yeah, that's nothing. It's fine.
378
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,239
Y-You're not
coming to class anymore.
379
00:16:33,249 --> 00:16:34,600
- What's up?
- Oh, yeah.
380
00:16:34,610 --> 00:16:36,356
- I switched Spanish classes.
- Huh.
381
00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:38,013
Did they not tell him that?
382
00:16:38,046 --> 00:16:40,383
No. It seems like
you were just avoiding me.
383
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,718
Oh, yeah, definitely
would never do that.
384
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:46,289
This is why I... told them
they should have fired him
385
00:16:46,322 --> 00:16:49,258
- a long time ago.
- Yeah? I don't know, man.
386
00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:51,727
So, I feel like I never see
you anymore. What's up?
387
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,762
Oh, yeah. You know, just...
388
00:16:53,796 --> 00:16:55,364
- Stuff?
- Yeah.
389
00:16:55,398 --> 00:16:58,000
- We should hang out soon.
- Definitely, yeah.
390
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:20,224
Hey, can you help me with the cans?
391
00:17:20,257 --> 00:17:21,626
Sure.
392
00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:23,221
Thank you.
393
00:17:47,852 --> 00:17:50,254
Do you want me to get the last one?
394
00:17:50,287 --> 00:17:51,756
No, I got it.
395
00:17:51,789 --> 00:17:53,964
- Okay.
- Here.
396
00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:56,016
Take the keys.
397
00:17:56,026 --> 00:17:57,594
Okay.
398
00:17:57,627 --> 00:17:59,403
I love you, Mom.
399
00:18:01,031 --> 00:18:03,367
Baby, I love you.
400
00:18:32,149 --> 00:18:33,931
Hey, Mom?
401
00:18:33,964 --> 00:18:35,966
Remember the end of The Flintstones?
402
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,467
What?
403
00:18:42,085 --> 00:18:44,768
Frankie? Frankie?!
404
00:18:50,815 --> 00:18:52,860
Wilma!
405
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,536
Frankie!
406
00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:59,340
Little shit.
407
00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:03,514
Okay, fine.
408
00:19:31,256 --> 00:19:34,114
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