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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,859 --> 00:00:08,123 Om Mani Padme Hum. 2 00:00:08,671 --> 00:00:10,415 Om Mani... 3 00:00:11,023 --> 00:00:12,555 Can you guys maybe turn that up? 4 00:00:12,591 --> 00:00:14,889 I can still hear other things. 5 00:00:14,914 --> 00:00:16,292 Sorry, Mom. 6 00:00:16,328 --> 00:00:18,561 And this is my kitchen, everybody. 7 00:00:18,789 --> 00:00:20,755 Oh, and this is my mom. Mom, say hi. 8 00:00:21,203 --> 00:00:23,558 You're on UVU. I'm live-ing. You're live. 9 00:00:23,594 --> 00:00:24,888 Frankie! 10 00:00:24,913 --> 00:00:26,828 Oh, she's embarrassed because she's in a towel. 11 00:00:26,863 --> 00:00:28,697 Are you serious right now? 12 00:00:32,803 --> 00:00:34,536 Wow. 13 00:00:48,867 --> 00:00:52,187 Frankie, I'm sorry I threw your phone in the sink. 14 00:00:52,624 --> 00:00:55,257 But... I'm in the kitchen 15 00:00:55,292 --> 00:00:57,125 in my towel, and all of a sudden 16 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,094 a bunch of strangers are looking at me? 17 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,529 We have to have some boundaries with the phones. 18 00:01:01,565 --> 00:01:02,797 Okay? 19 00:01:02,833 --> 00:01:04,432 But yes, 20 00:01:04,468 --> 00:01:06,034 I'm sorry I lost control 21 00:01:06,069 --> 00:01:07,695 and I threw your phone away. 22 00:01:07,904 --> 00:01:09,617 That was not okay. 23 00:01:09,906 --> 00:01:11,573 So tomorrow... 24 00:01:11,740 --> 00:01:15,202 I'll take you, and we'll get you a brand-new phone. 25 00:01:15,445 --> 00:01:17,265 Okay. Cool. 26 00:01:19,683 --> 00:01:22,083 Okay. 27 00:01:30,141 --> 00:01:31,882 Oh, you're good. 28 00:01:33,463 --> 00:01:35,263 Heh. Oh-ho. 29 00:02:00,032 --> 00:02:03,538 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 30 00:02:07,898 --> 00:02:10,138 Remember that person that came to the house and, like... 31 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:12,167 Yeah, Mom, what was the name of that lady 32 00:02:12,202 --> 00:02:13,968 who came to sage our house? 33 00:02:14,004 --> 00:02:15,970 Oh, oh... 34 00:02:16,006 --> 00:02:17,872 um, Pussy... 35 00:02:18,265 --> 00:02:21,142 - Pussy something? - No. 36 00:02:21,178 --> 00:02:23,278 - Shakuntala. - Shakuntala! 37 00:02:23,313 --> 00:02:25,480 - Yeah! - Yes! 38 00:02:25,515 --> 00:02:27,015 Oh, my God! Shakuntala! 39 00:02:27,050 --> 00:02:30,151 You guys want smoothies? I'm making for Duke and Sorrow. 40 00:02:30,187 --> 00:02:32,120 Oh, I'll get it. 41 00:02:32,155 --> 00:02:33,796 This time on Life After People... 42 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,657 What else do you guys want in your smoothies? 43 00:02:36,062 --> 00:02:37,992 Max, will you grab the strawberries? 44 00:02:38,028 --> 00:02:39,428 What do you want in your smoothies? 45 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:41,296 ♪ What do you want in your smoothies? ♪ 46 00:02:41,331 --> 00:02:43,164 ♪ What do you want in your smoothies? ♪ 47 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,700 ♪ I'm gonna give you strawberry. ♪ 48 00:02:45,736 --> 00:02:48,047 You could put rocks and dog shit in there, they wouldn't notice. 49 00:02:48,071 --> 00:02:49,571 - I think they would notice. - Hey. 50 00:02:49,606 --> 00:02:53,041 - Hey, Jeff. Sorrow, your dad. - Come on, chimp. 51 00:02:53,076 --> 00:02:55,310 This is almost over. Ten more minutes. 52 00:02:55,345 --> 00:02:58,079 - Ay... Okay. - Oh. Sorry. 53 00:02:58,476 --> 00:02:59,881 You want a smoothie? 54 00:02:59,916 --> 00:03:02,384 Sure. Would you be offended if I put a little vodka in there? 55 00:03:02,419 --> 00:03:04,486 What, do you keep a flask in your sock? 56 00:03:04,521 --> 00:03:06,242 No, I don't. 57 00:03:07,224 --> 00:03:09,257 Hey, do you have Sorrow next weekend? 58 00:03:09,292 --> 00:03:10,892 No, that's Sunny's. Why? 59 00:03:10,927 --> 00:03:13,739 Well, because... Oh. 60 00:03:13,764 --> 00:03:17,015 - Oh... - All right, everybody stay calm. 61 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:21,328 - Mom, what happened? - Mom, did you pay the power bill? 62 00:03:21,353 --> 00:03:24,579 - What? Oh, my God. - Mom. We were watching. 63 00:03:24,608 --> 00:03:28,335 Okay. Let me just... I'll check the breaker box. 64 00:03:36,610 --> 00:03:38,887 Yeah, the power's really out. 65 00:03:39,126 --> 00:03:41,689 Mom, I-is this, like, a nuclear strike or something? 66 00:03:41,725 --> 00:03:43,758 - Uh, hold up. - What, are you googling 67 00:03:43,794 --> 00:03:46,218 "was there just a nuclear strike"? 68 00:03:46,243 --> 00:03:47,595 No. I'm... 69 00:03:47,631 --> 00:03:49,297 Oh, shit. 70 00:03:49,332 --> 00:03:51,032 "Stand by for emergency message." 71 00:03:51,067 --> 00:03:53,234 - Shit, what? - That's all it says. 72 00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:54,369 I can't make a call. 73 00:03:54,404 --> 00:03:56,104 Who are you calling? 74 00:03:56,139 --> 00:03:57,799 - Dad? - My phone doesn't work, either. 75 00:03:57,823 --> 00:03:59,808 Neither does mine. Mom? 76 00:03:59,843 --> 00:04:02,281 Guys... it's okay. 77 00:04:02,306 --> 00:04:05,107 It's the lights. It's not in our phones. 78 00:04:05,143 --> 00:04:07,454 - It's here. - Well, what if we had an emergency? 79 00:04:07,479 --> 00:04:08,812 How would we tell anyone? 80 00:04:08,846 --> 00:04:10,112 Okay. 81 00:04:10,148 --> 00:04:12,204 And this, girls, 82 00:04:12,229 --> 00:04:14,704 is why we keep a landline. 83 00:04:14,736 --> 00:04:17,126 Yeah. That's not gonna work, either... 84 00:04:17,165 --> 00:04:19,392 Those used to work in a blackout, because they had 85 00:04:19,431 --> 00:04:20,853 their own dedicated copper wiring. 86 00:04:20,878 --> 00:04:22,813 Landlines are bullshit now... They're... 87 00:04:22,838 --> 00:04:25,394 tied into your cable. They're all digital. 88 00:04:25,429 --> 00:04:27,040 Oh, shit, you're right. 89 00:04:28,176 --> 00:04:29,376 Mom? 90 00:04:29,401 --> 00:04:31,268 Max... don't. 91 00:04:31,293 --> 00:04:34,603 - It's okay, Max. - And where are all my candles? 92 00:04:34,639 --> 00:04:38,240 Will you girls stop stealing candles for crying in the tub? 93 00:04:38,276 --> 00:04:40,810 You don't need candles, Sam... It's still light out. 94 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:42,726 But that is why 95 00:04:42,751 --> 00:04:45,447 I need candles while it's still light out, Frankie, 96 00:04:45,483 --> 00:04:46,938 before it gets dark. 97 00:04:46,963 --> 00:04:49,316 - That's why I need candles now. - Face! 98 00:04:49,341 --> 00:04:51,287 Uh-oh, Mom, I can't get the faucet to work. 99 00:04:51,322 --> 00:04:53,789 - That's not electricity. - The water pump 100 00:04:53,825 --> 00:04:54,876 is electrical, too. 101 00:04:54,901 --> 00:04:57,087 Gran. I got to check on Gran. 102 00:04:57,112 --> 00:04:58,954 - Who wants to go with me? - Me. 103 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:07,806 What? 104 00:05:08,411 --> 00:05:09,962 Hi, Phil. 105 00:05:10,292 --> 00:05:11,791 Are you okay? 106 00:05:11,816 --> 00:05:13,204 Of course I am. 107 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:14,970 Hi, Mrs. Geronimus. 108 00:05:14,995 --> 00:05:16,485 - Hi. - Are you okay? 109 00:05:16,510 --> 00:05:18,751 My cat door isn't working. 110 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:20,893 Oh. 111 00:05:20,918 --> 00:05:24,353 Ooh. What the dirty rotten shit is that now? 112 00:05:24,388 --> 00:05:26,728 That's... I don't know. 113 00:05:26,753 --> 00:05:28,376 Mom! Are we gonna die? 114 00:05:28,401 --> 00:05:30,267 No, not like this. 115 00:05:30,292 --> 00:05:32,915 - What-what if you're wrong? - What? 116 00:05:32,940 --> 00:05:35,306 What if we die after you said we wouldn't? 117 00:05:35,767 --> 00:05:38,048 Oh, well, then whoops. 118 00:05:41,505 --> 00:05:44,306 Hi. 119 00:05:44,342 --> 00:05:47,643 - What's going on with the power? - It's just a regional interruption. 120 00:05:47,678 --> 00:05:49,545 - Should be back up in a minute. - Okay. 121 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:52,290 - All clear. - Oh. There it is. Good to go. 122 00:05:52,315 --> 00:05:54,048 Oh. Cool. 123 00:05:56,687 --> 00:05:58,854 Okay, cool. 124 00:05:58,879 --> 00:06:00,612 Ah. Bye, Joyce. 125 00:06:03,707 --> 00:06:05,506 Will they be survived 126 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:08,197 by other memorials to mankind? 127 00:06:09,761 --> 00:06:11,327 Jesus. 128 00:06:12,009 --> 00:06:14,392 - Look at our lives. - I know. 129 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:17,083 Okay, fun's over, everybody. 130 00:06:21,189 --> 00:06:22,400 You know, you should get a generator. 131 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,223 - What for? We're fine. - Yeah, I know, 132 00:06:24,248 --> 00:06:26,627 but this stuff happens, and what if next time it lasts longer? 133 00:06:26,651 --> 00:06:30,157 - You should get a genny. - Well, isn't that, like, involved? 134 00:06:30,211 --> 00:06:31,777 No. It's, like, 300 bucks. 135 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,189 Put some diesel in it, let it sit in the garage, 136 00:06:34,238 --> 00:06:36,535 hook a power strip up to it, and then if it happens again, 137 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,227 it'll go for a couple days on one tank. 138 00:06:39,603 --> 00:06:42,737 Okay, where do I get one of those? 139 00:06:42,773 --> 00:06:44,606 DIY. I'm going there tomorrow for some stuff. 140 00:06:44,641 --> 00:06:46,441 If you want, I can swing by first, 141 00:06:46,476 --> 00:06:47,863 and I can help you get one. 142 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:50,270 Okay. That would be awesome. 143 00:06:54,216 --> 00:06:55,782 What? 144 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:00,375 - Hey, buddy. - Sammy. 145 00:07:01,478 --> 00:07:03,178 Ooh. 146 00:07:03,213 --> 00:07:05,714 All right. 147 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,730 ♪ Cellino & Barnes ♪ 148 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,633 - ♪ Injury attorneys ♪ - ♪ Attorneys ♪ 149 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,635 ♪ 888-88... ♪ ♪ 888-88... ♪ 150 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:20,605 - Oh, God. Oh, God. - Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 151 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,374 Drive, drive, drive, drive. 152 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:23,553 - Hello! - What do you want me to do? 153 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:24,543 Oh, God. 154 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:28,747 - Hello! Hello! - Okay. 155 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:29,991 Hello. 156 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:31,315 - Hi, Mom. - Hi, Phyllis. 157 00:07:31,340 --> 00:07:34,446 - You're Bob. - Yes. Bob. 158 00:07:34,471 --> 00:07:36,655 Mom, this is Jeff. 159 00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:38,202 No, it's Bob. 160 00:07:38,227 --> 00:07:39,856 That's right. Sam, I'm Bob. 161 00:07:39,881 --> 00:07:42,245 - Okay. Bye, Mom. - Wait, where are you going? 162 00:07:42,363 --> 00:07:44,497 We're going to DIY. 163 00:07:44,522 --> 00:07:45,988 Oh, DIY. 164 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:48,199 Yeah. You need something? 165 00:07:48,224 --> 00:07:50,530 Well, if you see a lavender suit 166 00:07:50,555 --> 00:07:52,718 - or a Merlot skirt... - What? 167 00:07:52,743 --> 00:07:54,143 Oh. Where are you going? 168 00:07:54,168 --> 00:07:56,808 DIY. They sell toilets 169 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:59,026 and drywall and plungers. 170 00:07:59,051 --> 00:08:00,854 Well, if you see a lavender suit... 171 00:08:00,957 --> 00:08:02,580 - No. - Why not? 172 00:08:03,245 --> 00:08:06,084 Okay. I'll ask the guy at the paint counter 173 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,096 if he has a lavender woman's suit. 174 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:10,622 I don't know why you can't just say, 175 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,339 "Yes. I will if I see it. I love you." 176 00:08:13,569 --> 00:08:15,603 You know why I can't, Phil? 177 00:08:17,054 --> 00:08:20,229 You know what, I-I don't know. 178 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,503 I'm sorry. 179 00:08:22,528 --> 00:08:25,759 - If I see one, I'll get you one. - Thank you. 180 00:08:26,102 --> 00:08:29,293 And no buttons. I don't like when they have buttons. 181 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:32,792 You mean on the suit or on the skirt? 182 00:08:32,817 --> 00:08:35,987 The suit. I like buttons on a skirt. 183 00:08:36,012 --> 00:08:38,432 - Wait, I got to write this down. - No, I've got it all up here. 184 00:08:38,457 --> 00:08:40,591 - Bye, Phil. - Bye! 185 00:08:46,629 --> 00:08:50,136 ♪ 'Cause when my baby is sad ♪ 186 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:54,065 ♪ You know that is bad ♪ 187 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:58,003 ♪ 'Cause she's the heart of my heart ♪ 188 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:01,511 ♪ And I'm her ol' dad ♪ 189 00:09:01,536 --> 00:09:05,654 ♪ And I'll do anything to put a smile on her face ♪ 190 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:09,648 ♪ 'Cause seeing her sad is just a big disgrace ♪ 191 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,383 ♪ Seeing her sad ♪ 192 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:15,220 ♪ Is just a big disgrace. ♪ 193 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,948 - Yee-hee! - Yee-haw! 194 00:09:17,973 --> 00:09:21,753 But if she's his baby, why is he her old dad? 195 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:24,112 I think because it rhymes. 196 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:27,499 And also because he's shtupping his daughter. 197 00:09:30,471 --> 00:09:33,842 ♪ My memories... ♪ 198 00:09:35,731 --> 00:09:37,108 What? 199 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,850 Nothing. 200 00:09:42,441 --> 00:09:44,740 What are you getting at the hardware store? 201 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,446 Just some wood for Sunny's porch. 202 00:09:49,642 --> 00:09:52,858 You realize you do ten times more for her 203 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,345 since you guys divorced? 204 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:55,899 Yes. 205 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,029 She's got the sweetest deal. 206 00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:00,365 I mean, she's having a romance with Mr. Private Jets, 207 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,134 popping bottles, and she's got her loser ex-husband doing 208 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,703 all the chores. 209 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,695 Okay. 210 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,419 Do you want me to just go ahead and I'll drop you off 211 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,142 - right over here? - Sure, that'd be great. 212 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,978 I'll help that lady sell oranges. 213 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,015 So, the girls' dad... 214 00:10:18,315 --> 00:10:22,598 - Xander? - Yeah. What's his, uh, deal? 215 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:25,257 Oh, I just... 216 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,260 I'd really rather not, Jeff, thanks for asking. 217 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,512 No, I know. But how often does he see his girls? 218 00:10:31,082 --> 00:10:33,999 I can't. I really can't. 219 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:37,098 I would rather show you my pussy than sit here and talk about that. 220 00:10:37,123 --> 00:10:39,114 Oh. Well, okay. 221 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,106 That would be good, too. 222 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,174 Shut up. You know what I mean. 223 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,144 I do, actually. 224 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:50,378 I think the worst part about divorce is being asked about it 225 00:10:50,403 --> 00:10:53,105 all... the... time. 226 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:56,503 I mean, it's amazing how nobody minds bringing it up. 227 00:10:56,755 --> 00:10:58,542 You know? Like I want to talk about it? 228 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,830 I'm fighting moment to moment just to feel normal. 229 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,369 Put one foot in front of the other. 230 00:11:06,394 --> 00:11:09,000 Trying not to look down. And people are like "Hey. 231 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:11,670 "Hey, guy. What about down? 232 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:15,291 What's-what's going on... down there?" 233 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,242 I feel you, brah. 234 00:11:25,258 --> 00:11:28,500 So, this is the one I have. Or Sunny has. 235 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,421 Okay, fine. I'll take it. 236 00:11:31,930 --> 00:11:33,789 Okay. Did you want to see the others? 237 00:11:33,865 --> 00:11:36,859 What am I looking at? It's all metal and plastic. 238 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:39,537 It's like if you took me to an alien store 239 00:11:39,562 --> 00:11:42,833 and you said, "You want the zeep zop or the zorgle?" 240 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,468 Whatever Sunny has. 241 00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:46,069 I'll have what she's having. 242 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:47,461 Okay. 243 00:11:47,486 --> 00:11:50,507 So, how are we gonna get it out of there? 244 00:11:50,866 --> 00:11:53,561 You rip the tag off and... 245 00:11:53,928 --> 00:11:56,975 and then they put it in the trunk while you're checking out, 246 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,233 same as my lumber. 247 00:11:58,450 --> 00:11:59,686 I get it. 248 00:11:59,711 --> 00:12:02,194 That's why you said we don't need the cart. 249 00:12:02,226 --> 00:12:04,460 Yeah, yeah. That's okay. 250 00:12:04,495 --> 00:12:07,249 I'm stupid. Stup... I'm a girl. 251 00:12:07,274 --> 00:12:10,042 Slightly stupid. No harm done. 252 00:12:11,435 --> 00:12:13,502 Okay, well, 253 00:12:13,537 --> 00:12:16,171 I still think the cart is cool. 254 00:12:16,207 --> 00:12:21,176 It's like... I, like, have made this kind of guy. 255 00:12:21,212 --> 00:12:25,788 "Excuse me, ma'am, where can I put this for you?" 256 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:28,017 I want everything. 257 00:12:28,052 --> 00:12:31,420 Anyway, thanks for helping me out, buddy. I appreciate it. 258 00:12:31,455 --> 00:12:33,022 It's no problem, buddy. 259 00:12:33,618 --> 00:12:35,740 You know, I kind of want to do this other... 260 00:12:36,918 --> 00:12:38,550 What? 261 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:52,476 Mia, this is Sam. 262 00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:55,110 Hi. 263 00:12:55,146 --> 00:12:57,212 It's nice to meet you. 264 00:12:57,608 --> 00:12:59,054 Oh, hi. 265 00:12:59,732 --> 00:13:01,710 Nice to meet you, too. 266 00:13:04,889 --> 00:13:08,335 Hi. I'm buying a picture of a generator. 267 00:13:09,226 --> 00:13:11,413 I just want to say one thing. 268 00:13:13,431 --> 00:13:14,963 I just want to say that... 269 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,662 ... I miss you. 270 00:13:23,105 --> 00:13:25,350 And it sucks not being with you anymore. 271 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,632 Come on, Mia. 272 00:13:48,936 --> 00:13:50,960 I hate myself right now. 273 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,475 Ugh! I'm the biggest piece of shit in the world. 274 00:13:56,973 --> 00:13:58,372 Oh. 275 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:02,448 - ♪ Out west, nowhere... ♪ - I deserve to be alone. 276 00:14:02,483 --> 00:14:03,949 And I didn't even have the balls 277 00:14:03,985 --> 00:14:06,147 to just break up with him! 278 00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:08,022 Ooh! 279 00:14:09,323 --> 00:14:11,223 Damn it. 280 00:14:13,127 --> 00:14:14,760 Okay, Sam. 281 00:14:14,795 --> 00:14:16,795 Ugh. 282 00:14:16,831 --> 00:14:19,098 I'm gonna have to throw a little bit of a flag 283 00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:21,850 on the play, here, all right? I don't know the story. 284 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,703 Maybe you did something sketchy. 285 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,305 Whatever. 286 00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:28,741 Far be it from me, of anyone... 287 00:14:28,776 --> 00:14:30,743 but the way he came up to you 288 00:14:30,778 --> 00:14:32,211 with the whole, uh, 289 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:35,781 "I just want to say I miss you," was a little... 290 00:14:35,816 --> 00:14:37,116 bitchy. 291 00:14:37,151 --> 00:14:39,285 Okay? And in front of his daughter? 292 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,719 No. I don't like it. 293 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,721 All right? And, okay, 294 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,324 that's, you know, from an outsider, but also, for a minute, Sam, 295 00:14:45,359 --> 00:14:46,892 just for a minute... 296 00:14:47,185 --> 00:14:49,591 You know that I couldn't show up for my marriage. 297 00:14:49,616 --> 00:14:52,677 Right? I wasn't there, I couldn't do it. 298 00:14:52,702 --> 00:14:54,400 And when I finally screwed up enough 299 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,466 to get out by mistake... 300 00:14:57,223 --> 00:14:58,318 on purpose... 301 00:14:58,343 --> 00:15:01,005 Which sounds like what you did with this guy... 302 00:15:01,158 --> 00:15:02,623 Everybody hated me. 303 00:15:02,648 --> 00:15:04,977 And still does. I go to pick up Sorrow from school, 304 00:15:05,012 --> 00:15:07,579 every mom, dad, teacher, they look at me like I'm shit, 305 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,148 okay? And I have to live with that. 306 00:15:09,183 --> 00:15:11,483 I lost every friend, Sam... Every one of 'em... 307 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:14,520 Except for you, okay? You're the only one, 308 00:15:14,555 --> 00:15:16,612 literally the only one 309 00:15:16,637 --> 00:15:19,024 who let me off the hook even just a little bit 310 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:21,093 and let me live my life. Because, for some reason, 311 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,961 you decided that I'm just a regular shithead 312 00:15:22,997 --> 00:15:24,588 who sucks at one thing. 313 00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:26,598 I guess what I'm trying to say is that 314 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,626 I wish that you would give yourself 315 00:15:28,651 --> 00:15:31,170 some of the same understanding that you've given me. 316 00:15:31,314 --> 00:15:34,768 And realize that maybe this just wasn't for you right now, 317 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,541 with that guy. 318 00:15:36,566 --> 00:15:38,521 And maybe, like a million other shitheads, you just 319 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:40,290 didn't know how to get out. And maybe that means 320 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,206 you're just not a whole piece of shit. 321 00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:44,878 All right? I just wish you'd give yourself 322 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,198 a tiny bit of the kindness that you've given me. 323 00:15:47,268 --> 00:15:50,769 - That's what I wish you would do. - ♪ 'Cause we're living in a world of fools ♪ 324 00:15:50,976 --> 00:15:53,610 ♪ Breaking us down ♪ 325 00:15:53,635 --> 00:15:55,194 ♪ When they all ♪ 326 00:15:55,229 --> 00:15:58,397 ♪ Should let us be ♪ 327 00:15:58,432 --> 00:16:01,967 ♪ We belong to you and me ♪ 328 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,570 ♪ I believe in you ♪ 329 00:16:04,605 --> 00:16:08,240 ♪ You know the door to my very soul ♪ 330 00:16:09,923 --> 00:16:13,590 ♪ You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour ♪ 331 00:16:14,386 --> 00:16:15,814 No! 332 00:16:16,504 --> 00:16:18,550 No, no, no. 333 00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,185 No, Jeff. No. 334 00:16:20,221 --> 00:16:22,888 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 335 00:16:22,923 --> 00:16:25,491 no, no, no, no, no, no... No! 336 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,860 No. No. No, Jeff! 337 00:16:27,895 --> 00:16:29,995 No. No. 338 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,764 No. No! 339 00:16:31,799 --> 00:16:33,110 ♪ How deep is your... ♪ 340 00:16:33,134 --> 00:16:36,735 No! No, Jeff. 341 00:16:36,771 --> 00:16:38,804 No. Jeff. 342 00:16:41,809 --> 00:16:44,013 No. No. 343 00:16:44,311 --> 00:16:46,378 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 344 00:16:46,414 --> 00:16:49,047 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 345 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,250 No. No, no, no, no, 346 00:16:51,285 --> 00:16:54,187 no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 347 00:16:54,298 --> 00:16:57,232 Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. 348 00:16:57,425 --> 00:16:59,024 Jeff. No. 349 00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:02,227 No. No. No, Jeff. 350 00:17:02,263 --> 00:17:04,396 No! No. 351 00:17:04,935 --> 00:17:07,877 No. No, no, no, no, no. 352 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:11,603 No. No. No. No, 353 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,205 no, no, no, no. 354 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,040 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 355 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,888 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 356 00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:19,635 No. 357 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:23,890 No. No. 358 00:17:24,313 --> 00:17:25,765 Right? 359 00:17:27,521 --> 00:17:28,921 Right? 360 00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:33,559 - Well... - No! 361 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,228 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 362 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,130 Not, "Well." No. 363 00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:39,598 No, Jeff. 364 00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:41,667 Jeff. No. 365 00:17:41,702 --> 00:17:44,136 Sam. Sam. 366 00:17:44,171 --> 00:17:46,638 This is so stupid. You're so stupid. 367 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,440 You're Sunny's piece-of-shit ex-husband. 368 00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:51,143 You're Sorrow's dad. You're Push's dad. 369 00:17:51,178 --> 00:17:54,580 You're my kid's favorite man in the world, probably. 370 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,734 Shut up. Shut up. 371 00:17:56,984 --> 00:17:58,538 Shut up. 372 00:17:59,153 --> 00:18:02,688 And, yes, you just said an awesome thing. 373 00:18:02,723 --> 00:18:04,623 And it was really cool 374 00:18:04,658 --> 00:18:06,377 and a little bit sexy, 375 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,916 but no! Jeff. No. 376 00:18:09,996 --> 00:18:12,627 I'm keeping my hand here, because... 377 00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:15,791 this is a very no. 378 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,736 Okay? 379 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,931 We calm down. 380 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,807 We calm down. 381 00:18:25,212 --> 00:18:28,018 Because this is a very no. 382 00:18:28,972 --> 00:18:30,361 No. 383 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,236 And we just... 384 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,455 let it go. 385 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,158 Um... okay. 386 00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:56,017 I disagree. 387 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:02,147 I think that we... 388 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,382 should bone. 389 00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:06,218 Mainly because I really 390 00:19:06,284 --> 00:19:09,288 - want to bone you right now. - Ugh. 391 00:19:10,624 --> 00:19:13,525 Look, I just, I'm making a suggestion. 392 00:19:13,561 --> 00:19:16,028 I want to make s... a-a suggestion, okay? I'm just... 393 00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:18,944 I'm-I'm... I'm-I'm... I'm-I'm putting this out there. 394 00:19:21,602 --> 00:19:23,500 The decision is yours, clearly. 395 00:19:25,003 --> 00:19:27,507 I-If you were just to... 396 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,878 ... taste my dick, 397 00:19:32,913 --> 00:19:34,746 - and then we just go... - Ew! 398 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,248 Ew! 399 00:19:36,283 --> 00:19:41,453 Thank God! Thank God. Oh, my God, you suck. 400 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,301 Thank God! Thank God! 401 00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:47,796 Oh, God. 402 00:19:48,256 --> 00:19:49,895 Whew! 403 00:19:50,117 --> 00:19:51,599 Yes. 404 00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:53,615 Oh. 405 00:19:54,335 --> 00:19:57,235 Hey. 406 00:19:57,271 --> 00:19:59,137 Oh, yes. 407 00:19:59,173 --> 00:20:00,606 Yes. 408 00:20:00,641 --> 00:20:02,074 Hey. 409 00:20:02,109 --> 00:20:04,404 Yes... yes. 410 00:20:07,314 --> 00:20:11,149 ♪ And it's me you need to show ♪ 411 00:20:11,185 --> 00:20:12,951 ♪ How deep is your love ♪ 412 00:20:12,987 --> 00:20:16,755 ♪ How deep is your love, how deep is your love ♪ 413 00:20:16,790 --> 00:20:20,058 ♪ I really need to learn ♪ 414 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,561 ♪ 'Cause we're living ♪ 415 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:25,163 ♪ In a world of fools ♪ 416 00:20:25,199 --> 00:20:27,399 ♪ Breaking us down ♪ 417 00:20:27,423 --> 00:20:32,281 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 28707

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