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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,166 --> 00:00:03,125 (ominous music) - You said it was one uphill. 2 00:00:03,208 --> 00:00:05,583 - Oh God shut up! - And a bunch of downhill 3 00:00:05,667 --> 00:00:08,166 - This is like the third uphill. 4 00:00:09,208 --> 00:00:14,458 Like, I thought it would be kind of, mostly down. 5 00:00:14,542 --> 00:00:16,083 - Why would you think that? - I don't know. 6 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:17,959 - It's a mountain. - Yeah. 7 00:00:18,041 --> 00:00:18,917 I didn't think it was that big. 8 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,375 I'm sweatin' my balls off, here. 9 00:00:20,458 --> 00:00:21,792 Are we gettin' close to this place or what? 10 00:00:21,875 --> 00:00:24,083 - We're closer than we were. 11 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:24,792 Hand me the map. 12 00:00:24,875 --> 00:00:27,333 - Now if you ask me, 13 00:00:28,625 --> 00:00:30,417 you've got us on a wild goose chase. 14 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:33,625 - Oh, well lucky no one's asking you. 15 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:40,542 Now, if my calculations are accurate, 16 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:44,250 and I know for a fact they are, 17 00:00:46,542 --> 00:00:47,875 pot of gold should be right between them hills, there. 18 00:00:47,959 --> 00:00:50,667 (ominous music) 19 00:00:52,583 --> 00:00:53,792 Come on, Buddy. 20 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:56,417 Move your ass. 21 00:00:58,375 --> 00:01:01,375 Come on, let's go. - Alright, alright. 22 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:05,834 Them hills are so far away, Dug. 23 00:01:05,917 --> 00:01:08,625 You know somethin, Dug? 24 00:01:08,709 --> 00:01:12,500 I'm startin' to have some reservations about all this. 25 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:15,500 Stealin' is stealin', no matter how you slice it. 26 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:17,959 - Look around you, Buddy. 27 00:01:18,041 --> 00:01:20,458 All this here is designated National Forest. 28 00:01:20,542 --> 00:01:24,667 Therefore as American citizens, whatever grows out here 29 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:27,041 is just as much ours as anybody else's. 30 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:29,166 It says so in the Constitution. 31 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:31,959 Besides, we're stealin' from criminals 32 00:01:32,041 --> 00:01:34,875 so it don't count the same. 33 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:36,000 - Yeah, if they're the criminals though, 34 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:36,834 what's that make us? 35 00:01:36,917 --> 00:01:38,333 - Opportunists. 36 00:01:38,417 --> 00:01:39,166 - No, I don't like that. 37 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:40,750 I mean we're stealin' from stuff, 38 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,125 we're begging for trouble 39 00:01:42,208 --> 00:01:43,166 if we're gonna be stealin'-- - Shh, shh, shh. 40 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:44,125 Shut up your yappin' ass up! 41 00:01:44,208 --> 00:01:46,000 - What? What's wrong? 42 00:01:46,083 --> 00:01:48,834 - You tellin' me you don't see that behind that tree? 43 00:01:48,917 --> 00:01:50,583 - See what? - There. 44 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:55,709 It was somethin' strange. 45 00:01:56,625 --> 00:01:57,834 - What like a critter? 46 00:01:57,917 --> 00:01:59,667 - No, bigger than that. 47 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:03,667 It was like the forest come alive for a second. 48 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:05,375 Nothing. 49 00:02:07,834 --> 00:02:09,083 - Hey man... 50 00:02:09,166 --> 00:02:10,542 Hey, you dehydrated, man. 51 00:02:10,625 --> 00:02:13,041 Here I got something for you to wet your whistle. 52 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:14,041 Some water here. 53 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:14,959 This is what I'm talkin' about, 54 00:02:15,041 --> 00:02:16,542 this is bad news bein' out here. 55 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:18,125 If them stories are true... 56 00:02:18,208 --> 00:02:19,000 Hold up, hold up. 57 00:02:19,083 --> 00:02:21,500 Wait, wait, wait, wait for me. 58 00:02:22,875 --> 00:02:23,792 (ominous music) - I'm not the one that ate 59 00:02:23,875 --> 00:02:24,875 the last granola bar, asshole. 60 00:02:24,959 --> 00:02:27,500 - [Buddy] I got hungry, man. 61 00:02:27,583 --> 00:02:28,417 Shouldn't leave them in my bag. 62 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:29,709 Why'd you put them in my bag 63 00:02:29,792 --> 00:02:31,083 if you knew I was gonna eat them? 64 00:02:31,166 --> 00:02:33,542 You know hungry I get. - Can't carry that much weight 65 00:02:33,625 --> 00:02:35,125 - Hey man, look it's not too late to just double back. 66 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:38,417 Like, we can go home, have a couple beers, 67 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,959 rub one out, not together, separately. 68 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:42,458 What do you say, man, you listening? 69 00:02:42,542 --> 00:02:44,375 Are you even listening to me? 70 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:48,166 - I ain't listening to a word you are saying. 71 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:49,125 - Oh, oh! 72 00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:53,417 - Do you see what I'm talkin' about? 73 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:55,500 That's what I'm talkin' about! 74 00:02:55,583 --> 00:02:55,625 Holy shit! 75 00:02:57,083 --> 00:02:58,709 Caught them right at harvest, too. 76 00:02:58,792 --> 00:03:01,959 (laughing) 77 00:03:12,208 --> 00:03:12,917 What the hell are you waitin for? 78 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,792 A written invitation? 79 00:03:14,875 --> 00:03:16,041 Pack that shit up. 80 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:17,917 I wanna go look at the rest of this. 81 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,834 - Yes, sir. - Oh yeah! 82 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:27,208 Buddy it goes back and oh shit. 83 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,959 Yeah, oh you're a pretty one ain't ya? 84 00:03:30,041 --> 00:03:32,125 - I'm gon call you Mary. 85 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:33,959 I'm gon call you Jane. 86 00:03:34,041 --> 00:03:37,542 - (coughing) Oh, goddamn. 87 00:03:39,709 --> 00:03:42,083 Oh, yeah! 88 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:44,333 Don't mind me, I'm just sampling the merchandise. 89 00:03:44,417 --> 00:03:47,041 (ominous music) 90 00:03:47,125 --> 00:03:48,375 - Dude, there's somebody behind you. 91 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:49,709 - Where? 92 00:03:49,792 --> 00:03:50,834 - Well, there was. 93 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:52,208 But he's not there now. 94 00:03:52,291 --> 00:03:53,875 But he was, I saw somebody. 95 00:03:53,959 --> 00:03:55,125 At least I thought I did. 96 00:03:55,208 --> 00:03:57,166 - What the hell is the matter with you? 97 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:58,083 Are you trying to give me a heart attack? 98 00:03:58,166 --> 00:03:59,000 - I'm sorry, Dug. 99 00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:00,208 I didn't mean to scare you. 100 00:04:00,291 --> 00:04:01,250 - Jackass. 101 00:04:08,625 --> 00:04:11,834 (suspenseful music) 102 00:04:11,917 --> 00:04:12,834 - Alright, I'm finished. 103 00:04:12,917 --> 00:04:15,792 Let's get the hell out of here before... 104 00:04:15,875 --> 00:04:17,792 Hey man, where'd you go? 105 00:04:17,875 --> 00:04:19,709 Hey, come on man, this ain't funny. 106 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:21,417 Dug? 107 00:04:22,917 --> 00:04:23,875 Dug, come on man, how much of that weed did you smoke? 108 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:27,417 (ominous music) 109 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:30,917 Oh no, no! 110 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,125 (suspenseful music) 111 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:37,208 (upbeat music) 112 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:46,291 (women in car chattering) 113 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:56,291 - Alrighty kids, look alive. 114 00:05:56,375 --> 00:05:57,250 We're walkin' the rest of the way. 115 00:05:57,333 --> 00:05:58,458 - [Michelle] This isn't it? 116 00:05:58,542 --> 00:06:00,917 - [Aubrey] No, it's further inland. 117 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,417 - You mean there's no roads to get there? 118 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:05,583 - Where we're goin' we don't need roads. 119 00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:06,417 - Back to the future! 120 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,041 - Ah, yeah you got it! 121 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:09,125 I knew you'd get it. 122 00:06:09,208 --> 00:06:10,625 - Yeah, what'd you think was gonna happen? 123 00:06:10,709 --> 00:06:11,375 - I don't know, I thought we'd pull up to the 124 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:14,250 campsite and be done with it. 125 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,125 I didn't realize you guys were gonna be so hardcore. 126 00:06:16,208 --> 00:06:17,291 - So, how far are we talkin' here 127 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:20,125 because all this gear doesn't exactly look light. 128 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:21,417 - [Jess] Well we can take turns carrying the heavy stuff. 129 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:24,792 - Okay, that's great but how far is it? 130 00:06:24,875 --> 00:06:28,250 - It's like, what would you guesstimate? 131 00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:31,291 - I don't know, maybe three, four miles at most. 132 00:06:31,375 --> 00:06:34,291 - Yeah, that sounds about right. 133 00:06:34,375 --> 00:06:35,041 - Do you two even know where we're goin? 134 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:36,250 - Oh, ye of little faith. 135 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:37,458 - Remember I've been on your little excursions before. 136 00:06:37,542 --> 00:06:39,417 - And I have never gotten us lost. 137 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,959 - I can bring up specific examples. 138 00:06:41,041 --> 00:06:43,291 - Yeah, bite me. 139 00:06:45,375 --> 00:06:47,083 Morning, sunshine. 140 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:48,000 - Are we there yet? 141 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:49,333 - [Aubrey] No such luck. 142 00:06:49,417 --> 00:06:50,166 - Bummer. 143 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:52,625 - Yeah, so would you mind? 144 00:06:52,709 --> 00:06:54,000 Are you serious? 145 00:06:58,417 --> 00:06:59,583 - I'm ready. 146 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:02,542 - Damn, you really do smoke a lot of weed, you know that? 147 00:07:02,625 --> 00:07:04,417 - More than some, less than others. 148 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,333 Perspective's an interesting concept. 149 00:07:06,417 --> 00:07:07,625 - Yeah, I don't know about that. 150 00:07:07,709 --> 00:07:09,834 But I've known some burn outs in my day 151 00:07:09,917 --> 00:07:11,166 and I'm pretty sure you can smoke them all under the table. 152 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:12,250 - Well, keep in mind, I don't normally 153 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:13,709 blaze up this much. 154 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:15,375 It just so happens to be a holiday. 155 00:07:15,458 --> 00:07:16,709 - A holiday? 156 00:07:16,792 --> 00:07:18,333 You Jewish or something? 157 00:07:18,417 --> 00:07:20,083 (laughing) 158 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:23,417 - I'm pretty sure she's talking about 420. 159 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:25,625 - That's right. (laughing) 160 00:07:25,709 --> 00:07:26,917 - Thanks for the help, guys. 161 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,792 - Sorry. - Sorry, Aubrey. 162 00:07:28,875 --> 00:07:30,208 - [Aubrey] So, check it out, 163 00:07:30,291 --> 00:07:32,166 I really want to get there before we lose anymore daylight. 164 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:33,333 - [Rachel] Let's go, I've been waitin' on your asses. 165 00:07:33,417 --> 00:07:34,667 - [Donna] Let's do this. 166 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:36,375 - Does everybody have everything they need? 167 00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:40,542 Speak now or forever hold your peace. 168 00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:42,834 Alright, let's blow this Popsicle stand. 169 00:07:42,917 --> 00:07:44,917 - [Donna] Woo, Popsicles sound good! 170 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,583 (upbeat music) 171 00:07:58,375 --> 00:08:01,291 (women chattering) 172 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:10,542 - Ah, what we will do for booze. 173 00:08:10,625 --> 00:08:11,917 - I know, right. 174 00:08:13,291 --> 00:08:15,834 You sure this is the right way? 175 00:08:15,917 --> 00:08:18,542 - Yes, you keep asking me that. 176 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,583 I know it's gorgeous, isn't it? 177 00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:25,750 - I can't wait to get in bed, though. 178 00:08:25,834 --> 00:08:26,834 - We're almost there. 179 00:08:26,917 --> 00:08:30,792 (ominous breathing) (laughing) 180 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,417 - I am telling you about this place. 181 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,166 Super creepy. 182 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,959 It's like a spooktacular horror movie. 183 00:08:39,041 --> 00:08:42,083 Oh, you know the one where the campers take the wrong turn 184 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:43,375 and then they get hacked up by-- 185 00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:46,583 - Can we talk about something else, please? 186 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:49,041 It's bad enough we're thousands of miles from civilization, 187 00:08:49,125 --> 00:08:51,375 I don't need you putting anymore ideas in my head. 188 00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:54,667 - Don't trip, we're not that far off the grid. 189 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:56,458 - Famous last words. 190 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:00,625 So, what's you're deal? 191 00:09:00,709 --> 00:09:03,458 You rent out half of Jess's duplex or something? 192 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:08,125 - Yeah, I met her after college, after I graduated. 193 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:11,250 I was couch surfing and you could kind of say 194 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:11,792 she adopted me. 195 00:09:15,083 --> 00:09:17,208 So, who are you here with? 196 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:20,792 - I'm here with Rachel. - Ah. 197 00:09:20,875 --> 00:09:23,000 - Well, I mean she invited me. 198 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:24,792 We work together and she somehow convinced 199 00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:26,834 me to tag along. 200 00:09:26,917 --> 00:09:28,208 She can be very persuasive. 201 00:09:28,291 --> 00:09:29,875 - I bet she can be. 202 00:09:32,792 --> 00:09:35,125 - So that's your latest conquest I take it? 203 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,083 - Hmm, Oh. 204 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:40,625 I'd say the jury's still out but yeah, 205 00:09:40,709 --> 00:09:42,125 I'd say it's lookin' up. 206 00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:44,375 - You are such a player, you know that? 207 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:46,166 - Okay, I'm not a player, I'm a romantic. 208 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:47,875 - A romantic? - Yeah. 209 00:09:47,959 --> 00:09:50,166 - Oh is that what they call it? 210 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:53,792 - Ugh, damn, when you were little and your legs were shorter 211 00:09:53,875 --> 00:09:54,709 did it take you a whole week to get here or what? 212 00:09:54,792 --> 00:09:56,959 - So when you were younger and your sarcasm 213 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:58,083 was a little more in check, 214 00:09:58,166 --> 00:10:00,083 were you more pleasant to be around? 215 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,208 - You know, you're lucky that Jess here is your girl. 216 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:03,625 I mean, with all that trash you're talkin' 217 00:10:03,709 --> 00:10:04,500 I wouldn't want to embarrass you 218 00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:05,875 and have to lay the smack down. 219 00:10:05,959 --> 00:10:07,542 - Shut up. - Oh, boy. 220 00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:09,208 - Hey, I thought you said we couldn't drive out here. 221 00:10:09,291 --> 00:10:11,625 - I did, we still can't. 222 00:10:11,709 --> 00:10:13,291 - Well, what makes them so special? 223 00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:16,000 (ominous music) 224 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:18,709 - Shit, shit, shit, it's the fuzz! 225 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,583 - No, actually it's just the forest ranger. 226 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:24,625 - Oh my God - Okay, he's stopping. 227 00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:26,792 - What are you girls doing out here? 228 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:28,000 Are you lost? 229 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:30,250 - No, we're just on our way up to Higgins Creek. 230 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:31,250 - Right. 231 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:33,625 - Yeah, we're gonna camp there for the weekend. 232 00:10:33,709 --> 00:10:35,333 - All five of you are out here by your lonesome, huh? 233 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,458 - Is that a problem? 234 00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:40,166 - No, just feel a whole lot better if you 235 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:41,375 weren't out here by yourself. 236 00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:42,875 - I'm sorry, what was your name officer? 237 00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:44,667 - Officer. (laughs) 238 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:47,125 What do you take me for, being a pig? 239 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:48,917 - No, I'm sorry, sir, it's just you have the bad-- 240 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,583 - Sir; that's even worse, call me Rick. 241 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:54,667 Ranger Rick. - Hi, ranger Rick. 242 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:57,208 (snorting) 243 00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:57,959 - Is something funny? 244 00:10:58,041 --> 00:11:01,125 - No (clears throat) sir, Mr.-- 245 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:01,834 (laughing under breath) 246 00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:04,125 Mr. Rick. - Ranger Rick. 247 00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:05,375 - Yeah, I'll take your word for it. 248 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:06,875 (snickering) 249 00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:09,834 - So, you ladies out here to give me some trouble? 250 00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:11,291 - Oh, no, we're just, 251 00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:14,083 we're just camping for my best friends birthday. 252 00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:15,625 - Oh, thanks for that. 253 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:16,542 - Oh, it's your birthday, huh? 254 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:18,083 - That's what they tell me. 255 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:19,709 - Well, I guess I can't stop you from going ahead 256 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:20,375 and doing what you want to do. 257 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:22,709 - Yeah, that's right. 258 00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:24,333 - But, I would be remiss if I didn't 259 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,125 give you some sound advice before 260 00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:28,834 you skip on your merry way. 261 00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:33,000 (ranger sighs) (ominous music) 262 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:38,125 Would you happen to have a beer down there in the ice chest? 263 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:49,291 Ah, thank you. 264 00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:53,375 (can top pops) Whoa. 265 00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:55,583 (chuckles) Cheers. 266 00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:59,250 Oh, nothing like a cold one, I swear to God. 267 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,834 Oh, God that's the ticket. 268 00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:07,333 (burps) Pardon me. 269 00:12:07,417 --> 00:12:08,458 Alright now, where were we? 270 00:12:08,542 --> 00:12:09,041 Oh yeah, listen. 271 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,542 I want you to stay on the trails, alright? 272 00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:15,333 Use the designated camping spots, 273 00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:17,333 read all the signs that are posted 274 00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:21,834 and most importantly, you stay out of them damn hills. 275 00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:23,875 Or else. - Or else what? 276 00:12:23,959 --> 00:12:27,417 - We have an issue up here with guerrilla growers. 277 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,125 - Nice! 278 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,458 - Guerrilla growers? - Mm-hmm. 279 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,333 - What are those? - Pot farmers. 280 00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:34,875 - This whole area is perfect conditions 281 00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:37,083 for growing that shit, apparently. 282 00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:42,166 A lot of nooks and crevices they hide the stuff in. 283 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:43,083 D.A. boys do everything they can 284 00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:47,291 but it's a real exercise in futility. 285 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,834 Take down one farm, another one just pops right up. 286 00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:50,917 It's like clock work. 287 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,458 - Come on, man. 288 00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:54,500 What are a bunch of old hippie farts gonna do to us? 289 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,834 - Now, that's where you're mistaken. 290 00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:59,208 These aren't some stoned out, 291 00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:01,834 pass-me-the-doobie, hippie types. 292 00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:04,792 These are cold blooded gangsters running a business 293 00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:05,834 and the crops are the investment 294 00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:10,333 and they'll protect that investment at all costs 295 00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:13,208 up to and even including violence. 296 00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:15,041 - Are you serious? 297 00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:16,875 - Like a heart attack. 298 00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:21,083 We had some campers missing a couple of days ago. 299 00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,792 We searched and couldn't find anything, 300 00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:25,917 maybe they fell off a cliff, maybe mauled by a bear. 301 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,875 But my suspicion is: they got their snouts into something 302 00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:32,208 they shouldn't have and now they're buried in a shallow 303 00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:35,959 grave right up there in those hills, rotting away. 304 00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:38,291 It would really break my heart 305 00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:40,792 if anything happened to you girls. 306 00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,709 Alright, so please just stay on the trail, 307 00:13:42,792 --> 00:13:45,750 read all the signs that are posted, 308 00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:49,208 and for God sake, stay out of those hills. 309 00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:50,083 Okay? 310 00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:53,709 You understand right? 311 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,667 You understand? 312 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,166 - [Women] Yes, sir. 313 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,750 - Alright, Higgins Creek, right? 314 00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:05,750 Alright down here a couple of licks, 315 00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:07,875 go to the fork in the, 316 00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:09,333 listen, do you have a map? 317 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:10,917 - Oh, no. 318 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:15,000 - No, well that instills a great deal of confidence in me. 319 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:15,875 - Well we've been going there since we were kids 320 00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:18,041 so we know-- - Yeah, just the same, 321 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:21,625 I'd feel a whole lot better if you'd take this. 322 00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:22,959 Am I right? 323 00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:26,000 Here, this is my birthday present for you. 324 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:27,959 - Thanks. - Okay. 325 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,750 Alright ladies, be on your way before I change my mind. 326 00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:32,083 - Yeah, don't mention it. 327 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:39,792 (truck engine revving) 328 00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:49,291 (peaceful music) 329 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,125 (women chattering) 330 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:30,959 - How long is it gonna take to get to this place? 331 00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:32,667 - (sighs) I know, I feel like we've been walking forever. 332 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:35,125 - This is some bullshit! 333 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,625 - Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, 334 00:15:36,709 --> 00:15:38,583 you guys, I'm getting really tired of all the complaining. 335 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,792 I've told you, we'll be there soon. 336 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,250 - Yeah, well that's the problem. 337 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:46,333 You keep saying that but soon never seems to get there. 338 00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:47,583 - I'm sorry you feel that way. 339 00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,709 - It's not about feeling a damn way, it's a fact. 340 00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:52,625 - Look, what do you want me to do about it? 341 00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:53,792 - Jess, do you know if this is the right way 342 00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,000 or you're just going along with what Aubrey's saying? 343 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,125 And be honest. 344 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,208 - Well (sighs), 345 00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:03,542 I mean, it does seem to be taking a while. 346 00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:05,041 But, I do recognize all of this. 347 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:09,208 - Yeah but do you remember it taking this long to get there? 348 00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,750 We should've been there by now, right? 349 00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:12,667 - It kinda feels that way. - I fucking knew it. 350 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,959 Where's the damn map? 351 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,792 - Look, for your information, I remember just fine 352 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:20,166 and we're going the right way. 353 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:21,667 Give her the map. 354 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:24,583 - I may have sweated on it a little. 355 00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,917 - Ugh, what did he do with this thing? 356 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,083 - You probably don't want to know. 357 00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:31,625 - I can't make heads or tails of this. 358 00:16:31,709 --> 00:16:32,583 - Here. 359 00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:39,166 So we started here and we want to go here. 360 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:40,083 - Okay, I got it. 361 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,083 So where's that put us now? 362 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:43,208 - That's a good question. 363 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:44,750 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. 364 00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:46,041 (ominous music) (loud banging) 365 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:47,417 (women gasping) 366 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,125 - What the hell was that? (leaves crunching) 367 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,792 - Where is that coming from? 368 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:50,500 - [Donna] It's probably just a animal. 369 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:51,208 - Think it's in front of us. 370 00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:53,041 - [Michelle] Should we run? 371 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,625 - No, no, we don't want to do that. 372 00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:56,875 - What if it's a bear? 373 00:16:56,959 --> 00:16:58,083 - Or a Saskwatch? 374 00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,458 - This isn't funny! - Who's laughing? 375 00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:00,542 - I say we make a run for it. 376 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:01,417 - No, what if we do and Big Foot or whatever 377 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,667 freaks out and starts charging us? 378 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,834 - I thought that saskwatches were supposed to avoid people? 379 00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:06,333 - I don't know what they do. 380 00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:08,583 But do you really want to roll the dice and find out? 381 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:13,709 (suspenseful music) - Everyone stand behind me. 382 00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:19,583 - I don't hear anything anymore. 383 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,125 - I don't either. 384 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,250 Do you think it went away? 385 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,458 - I think so. 386 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,458 (suspenseful music) (women screaming) 387 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:26,500 - Help! 388 00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:27,625 Help me! Help me! 389 00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:29,625 - Hey, buddy, what's your problem? 390 00:17:29,709 --> 00:17:31,125 - How'd you know my name? 391 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:32,250 - What? 392 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,458 - Stay away from me. 393 00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:34,000 - You're the one that's trippin' out on us, man. 394 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:36,000 - Stay away from me! 395 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,959 Stay away! - Okay, that was fun. 396 00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:39,208 Can we go now? 397 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,792 - Yeah, good idea. 398 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:49,500 - [Donna] Come on. 399 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:51,625 Jess. 400 00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:52,208 - Jess, come on. 401 00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,834 - It's okay, it's alright, I got this. 402 00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:56,750 - Screw that, look at him! 403 00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:59,041 He's clearly looney toons. 404 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:02,458 (buddy whimpering) - Hey, buddy. 405 00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:04,625 Buddy, is that your name? 406 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:05,917 - That's what people call me. 407 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,917 - They call you Buddy? 408 00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:10,291 Well that's kind of funny. 409 00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:14,500 Why do people call you that? 410 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:16,000 - Because I'm everybody's buddy. 411 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,583 Wanna know something? - Hmm? 412 00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:19,667 - Dug was my buddy. 413 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,625 - Oh. 414 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,667 - He's dead now. 415 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,083 He was my bestest buddy in the whole world 416 00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:26,917 and now he's dead! 417 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,625 And now Dug is dead! (whimpering) 418 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,458 - Hey, hey. 419 00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:36,166 I'm really sorry to hear that. 420 00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:40,250 Can you tell me what happened? 421 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,166 - It happened out there. 422 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,291 In the forest. 423 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:47,875 Dug saw him first. 424 00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:51,834 It was a monster or a demon and he was hunting us 425 00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:55,417 and we were the prey and it got Dug. 426 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,375 It got Dug and now it's coming for me. 427 00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:58,917 It's coming for me! 428 00:18:59,000 --> 00:18:59,709 - Stay with me, here. 429 00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:01,375 Stay with me, okay? 430 00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:06,333 Buddy, why would someone want to kill you? 431 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,333 - The weed. 432 00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:16,041 - Did he just say the weed? 433 00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:17,875 (gasping) - Whoa. 434 00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:19,291 - Holy crapballs! 435 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:23,250 - Take it. - Yeah, Jess, Jess, 436 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,500 oblige the guy. - No, no, no. 437 00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:25,083 You heard what Ranger Rick said. 438 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:27,250 What if he stole that? 439 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,750 - That's his problem, that's got nothing to do with us. 440 00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:34,166 You know like, like, like finders keepers and shit! 441 00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:35,792 - Take it, take it, take it, please take it! 442 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,083 Please, please! 443 00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:41,291 Now it's your weed. 444 00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:43,625 And that means you're next. 445 00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:46,000 You're all next. 446 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:48,417 You're all next! 447 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,333 - What a weirdo. - Whoa. 448 00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:55,583 - Fuck yeah, that weirdo hooked it up! 449 00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:00,959 (sighs excitedly) That is a thing of beauty right there. 450 00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:04,333 There's gotta be at least like a (laughing) 451 00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:08,709 there's a butt load of weed in this bag! 452 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,917 - Wow, yep, that's a lot of weed. 453 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,250 (mumbling excitedly) 454 00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:18,166 - Guys, guys! 455 00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:20,834 We need to go find Ranger Rick and tell him about this. 456 00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:22,125 - What? - Come on, Jess. 457 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:24,083 Are you really that gullible? 458 00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,583 - Hey, you heard the guy. 459 00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:27,291 There could be a dead or a dying person out there. 460 00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:28,625 - Okay, I heard him but he wasn't exactly 461 00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:30,792 firing off on all cylinders, now was he? 462 00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:33,875 - Yeah, that dude was fucked up on some gnarly mushrooms 463 00:20:33,959 --> 00:20:36,125 or something. - Yeah, exactly. 464 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,750 So whatever his deal was or is, 465 00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:39,458 I say let it not ruin our weekend. 466 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:43,875 That is if you can ever figure out where we're going. 467 00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:46,333 - Like I said, we're here. 468 00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:48,000 And if we just take the fork up the hill, 469 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:51,250 we'll be right there. 470 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,291 - Uh-huh. 471 00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:53,625 (laughing) 472 00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:54,625 - So you guys wanna go or you wanna 473 00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:55,750 stand around here all day? 474 00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:59,291 - It's your show, Ace. - Thank you. 475 00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:00,709 - Congratulations. 476 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,250 (ominous music) 477 00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:07,667 - Hey, Jess, you comin? - Yeah. 478 00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:18,959 (suspenseful music) 479 00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:56,709 (crying) 480 00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:08,500 (crying and yelling) 481 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,208 (woman laughing) - Does anyone know 482 00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:16,166 any good Dead Baby Jokes? 483 00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:17,625 - Oh my God! (laughing) 484 00:22:17,709 --> 00:22:21,083 - [Donna] Have any of you guys ever had sex while camping? 485 00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:22,709 - Not yet. - No. 486 00:22:22,792 --> 00:22:25,959 - Well, trust me, it's intense. 487 00:22:26,041 --> 00:22:28,250 - Ha, ha, ha, ha. (laughing) 488 00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:30,166 - Okay, what about this one? 489 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:32,333 What do you get when the mafia crosses the road? 490 00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,458 - What? 491 00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:36,166 - Forget about it, huh? 492 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,125 - Ha, ha! 493 00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:38,959 - Okay, what do you get whenever you cross a- 494 00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:40,750 - Okay, I vote no more, please 495 00:22:40,834 --> 00:22:41,750 - Yeah, no more. 496 00:22:41,834 --> 00:22:43,625 - But this one's really good. 497 00:22:43,709 --> 00:22:45,583 (gunshot blasting) 498 00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:47,667 Whoa, is that what I think it is? 499 00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,250 (gunshot blasting) 500 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:50,709 - Where the hell have you taken me? 501 00:22:50,792 --> 00:22:51,417 - Hey, stop shooting! 502 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,166 There are people over here! 503 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:55,417 - Hey, did y'all see that? 504 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,667 That's a quick little bastard, isn't he? 505 00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:00,625 Man, did y'all see where that jack rabbit went? 506 00:23:00,709 --> 00:23:04,291 - No and don't you know it's illegal to hunt out here? 507 00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:05,166 - Don't you worry, honey. 508 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:06,291 This here is just some buckshot. 509 00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:07,458 - Well in that case. 510 00:23:07,542 --> 00:23:09,166 - Yeah, you could've killed someone! 511 00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:12,625 - Oh my gosh, I'm terribly sorry ladies. 512 00:23:12,709 --> 00:23:14,875 Any you broads get hit? - Luckily, no. 513 00:23:14,959 --> 00:23:17,458 - Okay, then, I guess we got nothing left to discuss. 514 00:23:17,542 --> 00:23:18,625 - Yeah we do. 515 00:23:18,709 --> 00:23:20,208 Bet it makes you feel like a real tough guy, 516 00:23:20,291 --> 00:23:21,583 killing and torturing little animals, huh? 517 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:24,458 - Can we not do this? - Why, fuck that guy! 518 00:23:24,542 --> 00:23:25,875 - You got something you wanna say to me? 519 00:23:25,959 --> 00:23:26,834 - Yeah, plenty. 520 00:23:26,917 --> 00:23:28,875 And if you weren't lugging around that piece 521 00:23:28,959 --> 00:23:30,792 of male compensation I would tell you how I really feel. 522 00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:32,125 - What are you, one of them big city libtards, 523 00:23:32,208 --> 00:23:34,583 who don't believe in freedom? 524 00:23:34,667 --> 00:23:35,959 - Oh no, on the contrary, I believe you can do whatever the 525 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:38,000 hell you want as long as you don't behave like an asshole. 526 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:41,000 - Let me tell you something, as long as I got my rights, 527 00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:43,875 I'm going to exercise them, whether you like it or not. 528 00:23:43,959 --> 00:23:45,166 - Yeah, what about our right not to die? 529 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:47,750 - Well that all depends. 530 00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:49,500 You armed? - Obviously, no. 531 00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:52,291 - Well if you had any sense, you would. 532 00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:54,333 Trust me, get your ass a gun. 533 00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:56,875 Legally or illegally, it don't matter. 534 00:23:56,959 --> 00:23:59,500 Because the government, nor the police, 535 00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:02,625 nor your daddy, nor no one is gon protect you. 536 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:09,333 - You need to like get high and chillax are something. 537 00:24:09,417 --> 00:24:09,625 Here, here... 538 00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:16,667 My gift to you. - What are you, 539 00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:19,792 the weed fairy? - Yeah, why not? 540 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,041 You must give to receive, as they say. 541 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:21,959 - What you got here? 542 00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:24,333 A little reefer? 543 00:24:25,041 --> 00:24:27,333 - Just take it, it's yours. 544 00:24:27,417 --> 00:24:28,792 Just do us a favor, 545 00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:32,542 just stop hunting and shooting and stuff, alright? 546 00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:36,542 It's 420, you shouldn't go out of your way to kill things. 547 00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:39,000 You got something to smoke that with? 548 00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:40,375 - Yeah, got me a lighter. 549 00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:41,542 - Alright. 550 00:24:41,625 --> 00:24:43,625 Oh, hell yeah, you're all set right there. 551 00:24:43,709 --> 00:24:45,125 You can just like roll that shit up 552 00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:47,875 and smoke that blunt like a G. 553 00:24:47,959 --> 00:24:48,458 - Like a what now? 554 00:24:48,542 --> 00:24:51,125 - Nevermind, you just... 555 00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:54,333 Take a cigar and you're gonna split it right down 556 00:24:54,417 --> 00:24:56,291 the middle, hollow out the tobacco, 557 00:24:56,375 --> 00:24:57,709 when you're left with all the paper stuff, 558 00:24:57,792 --> 00:25:00,792 just roll it on up like a joint, you're good to go. 559 00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:04,083 - Hmm, alright, much obliged. 560 00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:05,375 - Just remember our deal. 561 00:25:05,458 --> 00:25:07,792 Puff, puff don't bang, bang. 562 00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:15,166 And that's how you resolve conflict. 563 00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:17,417 - Yeah it's great. 564 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:18,417 Now we got some nut job carrying a gun, 565 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,250 high out of his mind wandering around here. 566 00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:22,750 You totally made us safe. 567 00:25:22,834 --> 00:25:24,083 - Aw, weed doesn't work that way. 568 00:25:24,166 --> 00:25:26,750 He's gonna smoke it and not wanna do shit. 569 00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:29,875 (lighthearted music) 570 00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:42,125 (lighthearted music) 571 00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:53,166 (women chattering) 572 00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:58,583 - Yes, I do. 573 00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:02,750 Ugh, oh my gosh. 574 00:26:09,709 --> 00:26:10,792 - Yes, please. 575 00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:15,333 (laughing) 576 00:26:17,041 --> 00:26:18,834 Oh, this feels so good. 577 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,875 It's so quiet out here. 578 00:26:27,959 --> 00:26:28,834 It's kinda nice, actually. 579 00:26:28,917 --> 00:26:30,792 - I think that's the first positive thing 580 00:26:30,875 --> 00:26:31,500 you've said since we got here. 581 00:26:31,583 --> 00:26:34,000 - Oh, come on. (laughing) 582 00:26:34,083 --> 00:26:35,542 I haven't been complaining that much. 583 00:26:35,625 --> 00:26:37,583 And you have to admit, that hike was ridiculous. 584 00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:39,417 - Sure, I was just scared you were gonna 585 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:41,000 have regrets about coming. 586 00:26:41,083 --> 00:26:42,709 - Not yet. 587 00:26:44,417 --> 00:26:47,834 No, I'm actually really glad you dragged me along. 588 00:26:47,917 --> 00:26:50,000 - See, I knew you'd come around. 589 00:26:50,083 --> 00:26:53,333 Now imagine once we bust out the sleeping bags and we just 590 00:26:53,417 --> 00:26:56,041 lay here all night with the stars above our head. 591 00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:57,041 - Are you high? 592 00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:58,041 I'm not sleepin' outside. 593 00:26:58,125 --> 00:27:00,792 That's what we brought the tent for, right? 594 00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:02,667 - You have no sense of adventure. 595 00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:04,667 (fly buzzing) 596 00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:08,166 Ugh, this bug needs to get away from me. 597 00:27:09,125 --> 00:27:11,000 - Alright ladies, I'd love to sit here 598 00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:12,667 and recharge my batteries with the rest of you guys 599 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:14,959 but we have to set up camp and I'm sure as hell 600 00:27:15,041 --> 00:27:16,291 not gonna do it by myself. 601 00:27:16,375 --> 00:27:18,875 - You're such a slave driver. - I know. 602 00:27:18,959 --> 00:27:20,375 It's just as soon as we get this off our shoulders, 603 00:27:20,458 --> 00:27:22,041 the sooner we can party. 604 00:27:22,125 --> 00:27:23,333 - Amen to that! 605 00:27:23,959 --> 00:27:25,792 But can we eat first? 606 00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:26,709 Seriously, I'm starving. 607 00:27:26,792 --> 00:27:29,083 I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. 608 00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:31,041 - How bout some lips and assholes instead, huh? 609 00:27:31,125 --> 00:27:31,375 - That's disgusting. 610 00:27:31,458 --> 00:27:33,125 - Yummy. 611 00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:34,500 - So, you guys set the tent up 612 00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:35,750 and I'll grill these puppies up. 613 00:27:35,834 --> 00:27:37,125 What do you say? 614 00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:39,333 - It works for me. - Cool. 615 00:27:40,166 --> 00:27:43,208 - Does anyone want a beer? - Yes! 616 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:50,750 (upbeat music) 617 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:55,875 - So, I think this thing goes up. 618 00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:58,041 - Oh yeah, it looks like they're supposed 619 00:27:58,125 --> 00:28:00,583 to get into each other. - Okay. 620 00:28:00,667 --> 00:28:02,625 - Oh, yeah here it is. 621 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,291 - One step done. 622 00:28:06,041 --> 00:28:06,917 - Okay, I got it. - Oh, you do? 623 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,333 - Yes, okay, so snap all these things on 624 00:28:10,417 --> 00:28:11,792 and then go to the bottom. 625 00:28:15,709 --> 00:28:18,041 - Hey, you did it, good job. 626 00:28:18,667 --> 00:28:20,792 - Yay you figured it out! 627 00:28:20,875 --> 00:28:23,166 ♪ Just give in to the ecstasy ♪ 628 00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:24,750 ♪ Let me show you what it's like to fly ♪ 629 00:28:24,834 --> 00:28:28,875 ♪ Do you wanna get high, high, high ♪ 630 00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:31,458 ♪ Seein' explosions in the sky ♪ 631 00:28:31,542 --> 00:28:35,542 ♪ Wanna get high, high, high ♪ 632 00:28:35,625 --> 00:28:38,583 ♪ Screamin' my name when I touch you right ♪ 633 00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:41,834 ♪ You wanna get high, high, high ♪ 634 00:28:41,917 --> 00:28:45,291 ♪ Leavin' you breathless in the night ♪ 635 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:47,500 ♪ Wanna get high, high, high ♪ 636 00:28:47,583 --> 00:28:49,166 ♪ Wanna get high, high, high ♪ 637 00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:51,917 - How's it goin? 638 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:52,667 - Good. 639 00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:54,208 How's the dogs? 640 00:28:54,291 --> 00:28:56,625 - I think it's gonna be another minute or two. 641 00:28:56,709 --> 00:28:58,291 What I actually meant is how is that goin? 642 00:28:58,375 --> 00:28:59,500 - We practically grew up together. 643 00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:00,959 - So? 644 00:29:01,041 --> 00:29:04,083 - So, I don't wanna screw that up. 645 00:29:04,166 --> 00:29:07,458 Plus, I never really told her anything. 646 00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:11,458 So I just wanna make sure she has a good birthday. 647 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:14,500 Period, end of story. 648 00:29:14,583 --> 00:29:16,000 - Well if you ask me, I think you should make like 649 00:29:16,083 --> 00:29:17,625 Young MC and bust a move. 650 00:29:17,709 --> 00:29:21,291 - I'll keep that in mind, thanks. 651 00:29:21,375 --> 00:29:21,917 - Oh shit, can you grab me that plate? 652 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000 It's burning on the side. 653 00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:26,834 - I can't wait to blaze you up. 654 00:29:26,917 --> 00:29:27,500 - I'm surprised you haven't done it already. 655 00:29:27,583 --> 00:29:29,792 - Oh, it's coming. 656 00:29:29,875 --> 00:29:31,542 I'm just waiting for the right time. 657 00:29:31,625 --> 00:29:33,917 - What's the right time? - 4:20, of course. 658 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:34,959 - Oh, right, of course. 659 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:36,583 - I just think it's a crying shame that you 660 00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:39,625 are not going to partake. 661 00:29:39,709 --> 00:29:40,458 - Hey, I don't mind pot. 662 00:29:40,542 --> 00:29:43,959 It's just never been my jam. 663 00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:47,667 You know, I've tried it and got really really paranoid. 664 00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:51,500 Then I just spaced out and passed out. 665 00:29:51,583 --> 00:29:53,875 Just not fun for me. 666 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,458 But I don't care if you guys do it. 667 00:29:55,542 --> 00:29:56,583 Go ahead. 668 00:29:56,667 --> 00:29:57,542 Smoke, be happy. 669 00:29:57,625 --> 00:29:58,583 - Yeah but that's the thing. 670 00:29:58,667 --> 00:30:01,000 Your birthday is on 4-20. 671 00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:03,000 You do realize that right? - No. 672 00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:03,834 (laughing) 673 00:30:03,917 --> 00:30:05,917 - So what do you do instead? 674 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:06,709 You reject it? 675 00:30:06,792 --> 00:30:07,792 - Reject what? 676 00:30:07,875 --> 00:30:08,917 - Your destiny. 677 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,625 - If the opportunity presented itself, maybe. 678 00:30:11,709 --> 00:30:15,625 But, even then I don't know what I'd do or say. 679 00:30:16,792 --> 00:30:17,709 - Okay, you know this might sound crazy, 680 00:30:17,792 --> 00:30:19,375 but you should just tell her how you feel. 681 00:30:19,458 --> 00:30:21,041 - Just tell her. - No, the fuckin' Easter Bunny 682 00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:21,625 Yes, tell Jess. 683 00:30:21,709 --> 00:30:23,750 Don't be ridiculous. 684 00:30:23,834 --> 00:30:25,375 - Do I look like I need love advice? 685 00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:27,125 - (laughs) Frankly, yes. 686 00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:28,375 I mean from my vantage point, 687 00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:29,583 you look like a scared little girl 688 00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:30,542 that's willing to wait on the sidelines 689 00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:32,375 and watch the parade of life pass her by. 690 00:30:32,458 --> 00:30:33,333 - That's a little harsh. 691 00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:34,583 - Well the truth can be that way. 692 00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:36,166 - All I'm saying is, with all the bad shit 693 00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:38,750 that's happened on 4-20, we need a person like you 694 00:30:38,834 --> 00:30:41,792 smoking out to keep things balanced. 695 00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:42,583 - Wait, I'm lost. 696 00:30:42,667 --> 00:30:44,458 Why is 4-20 a bad day? 697 00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:45,458 - Lot's of reasons. 698 00:30:45,542 --> 00:30:46,750 I mean, you do know what historical figure 699 00:30:46,834 --> 00:30:48,458 was born on this very day, right? 700 00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:49,834 I assume you know. 701 00:30:49,917 --> 00:30:52,250 - Oh, no I never heard that before. 702 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:54,750 - Well then don't say anything. 703 00:30:54,834 --> 00:30:56,542 Would you care to venture a guess? 704 00:30:56,625 --> 00:30:58,834 - Hmm, Bob Marley? 705 00:30:58,917 --> 00:31:00,083 - No, that's an urban legend. 706 00:31:00,166 --> 00:31:02,000 No, it wasn't Jim Morrison either. 707 00:31:02,083 --> 00:31:06,000 - Try to think of someone a little more genocidey. 708 00:31:06,083 --> 00:31:06,959 - I don't know, I give up. 709 00:31:07,041 --> 00:31:07,917 - Adolf Hitler? - Wow! 710 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,417 You share a birthday with Hitler, really? 711 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,083 - Mm-hm, sucks right? 712 00:31:13,667 --> 00:31:14,750 - There's a bunch of other jacked up shit 713 00:31:14,834 --> 00:31:15,959 that's happened on 420. 714 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,917 Which is why it's our collective duty 715 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,834 to blaze up on this day. 716 00:31:20,917 --> 00:31:23,625 - What in God's name are you talkin' about? 717 00:31:23,709 --> 00:31:25,625 - I don't know if she'd go for someone like me. 718 00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:26,792 - Look, it's gonna come down to this, 719 00:31:26,875 --> 00:31:29,667 you're gonna have to ask yourself one simple question. 720 00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:31,125 How badly do you want it? 721 00:31:31,208 --> 00:31:32,291 - What do you mean? 722 00:31:32,375 --> 00:31:34,125 - I mean, how bad do you want to be with her? 723 00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:36,125 - There's nothing more that I want in this whole world. 724 00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:38,125 - Okay well then you have it. 725 00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:41,125 Because anyone can get anything and I mean anything, 726 00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:42,625 provided they want it badly enough. 727 00:31:42,709 --> 00:31:45,333 - What if I tell her how I feel 728 00:31:45,417 --> 00:31:48,250 and she looks at me like I'm some kind of freak? 729 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:50,166 - Look, if she shoots you down 730 00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:52,458 and is too stupid to realize what a good person you are 731 00:31:52,542 --> 00:31:55,291 then she isn't worth it, trust me. 732 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,667 - That's nice. - It's true. 733 00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:04,208 - Okay, no offense, but I think you may have 734 00:32:04,291 --> 00:32:06,333 officially smoked yourself retarded. 735 00:32:06,417 --> 00:32:08,125 (laughing) 736 00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:13,500 - (chuckling sarcastically) The lists don't lie, okay? 737 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:16,500 April 20, 1961, the Bay of Pigs fiasco. 738 00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:18,667 Huge foreign policy blunder. 739 00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:22,000 April 20, 1993, the Waco Siege. 740 00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:24,166 Lots of people killed and burned alive. 741 00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:27,458 April 20, 1995, Oklahoma City Bombing. 742 00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:30,834 Worse attack on US soil since Pearl Harbor. 743 00:32:30,917 --> 00:32:33,792 April 20, 1999 was the Columbine High School massacre. 744 00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:35,750 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait 745 00:32:35,834 --> 00:32:37,875 are you trying to depress me on my birthday? 746 00:32:37,959 --> 00:32:39,166 - Fine, I will stop there. 747 00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:41,542 But if you dig deeper you're gonna find a lot more shit, 748 00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:44,125 I can promise you. 749 00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:45,667 That shit's mind blowing isn't it? 750 00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:47,375 - Sure but what does that have to do with people 751 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:48,417 getting high on 4-20? 752 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:52,291 - To ward off all the bad vibes and evil spirits. 753 00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:53,500 I mean, think about it. 754 00:32:53,583 --> 00:32:55,667 With all those dark forces bouncing around. 755 00:32:55,750 --> 00:32:58,750 It almost becomes imperative that people just 756 00:32:58,834 --> 00:33:00,250 chill the fuck out on 4-20. 757 00:33:01,792 --> 00:33:03,750 That makes sense right? 758 00:33:03,834 --> 00:33:06,542 - Yeah. (laughing) 759 00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:08,041 - Go ahead, laugh it up. 760 00:33:08,125 --> 00:33:09,250 But by me being loaded, it's like I am personally 761 00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:14,917 shielding you from all the potential harm that's out there. 762 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,291 - Oh, thank you. 763 00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:19,667 You're our hero. 764 00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:20,959 - Damn right. 765 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:24,667 - Hey, come on. - Come on. 766 00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:26,583 - I'm just jokin'! 767 00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:28,583 - (laughs) Is she serious? 768 00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:31,875 - God, she's hardcore about this shit. 769 00:33:32,792 --> 00:33:36,250 - I know, I'm so hungry. 770 00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:36,709 - I'm hungry. 771 00:33:36,792 --> 00:33:39,417 - Wanna grab it? 772 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:41,208 - Behold a feast. 773 00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:42,125 (cheering) 774 00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:43,166 - Whoa, she is hungry. 775 00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:48,208 (women chattering) 776 00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:51,625 - Nice. 777 00:33:51,709 --> 00:33:53,709 - Since Ranger Dickhead drank half our beer, 778 00:33:53,792 --> 00:33:55,083 I thought we'd class it up with some-- 779 00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:57,917 (women cheering) 780 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,750 - Yeah, hotdogs and champagne. 781 00:33:59,834 --> 00:34:05,792 (cork pops) (women cheering) 782 00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:09,959 - For you. 783 00:34:10,041 --> 00:34:12,000 Okay, a toast to Jess. 784 00:34:14,291 --> 00:34:16,083 I think that we all can agree that the world 785 00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:19,500 would be a much more colorful place 786 00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:21,875 if there were more people like you in it. 787 00:34:21,959 --> 00:34:23,417 - Don't make me cry. 788 00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:26,834 - But I believe that God must've really broken the mold 789 00:34:26,917 --> 00:34:31,125 when he made you because you are one-of-a-kind. 790 00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:34,458 So, I say, screw the rest of the world. 791 00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:37,542 I think we will keep you for ourselves. 792 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:38,458 Happy Birthday, Jess. 793 00:34:38,542 --> 00:34:39,709 - [Group] Happy Birthday! 794 00:34:39,792 --> 00:34:41,041 - Love you. 795 00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:46,041 ♪ How long til you see we're not giving into your madness ♪ 796 00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:48,333 - This is good. 797 00:34:48,417 --> 00:34:48,917 - It is good, I could use some more. 798 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,834 - Yep, it hits the spot. 799 00:34:50,917 --> 00:34:53,208 - Oo, me too. - Yes, please. 800 00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:56,959 - I'm gonna get one of these dogs now. 801 00:34:57,041 --> 00:34:58,417 (laughing) 802 00:35:02,041 --> 00:35:05,458 Don't act like you didn't know. 803 00:35:06,417 --> 00:35:08,625 (laughing) 804 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:19,417 (whistling) (ominous music) 805 00:35:53,959 --> 00:35:57,125 (suspenseful music) 806 00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:14,208 (leaves rustling) 807 00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:31,291 (limb cracking) (suspenseful music) 808 00:36:58,834 --> 00:37:00,792 - Jesus. 809 00:37:00,875 --> 00:37:02,208 Good Lord. 810 00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:03,750 Yep, mm-hmm, yep. 811 00:37:10,083 --> 00:37:10,959 Damn. 812 00:37:13,041 --> 00:37:14,750 That young lady (suspenseful music) 813 00:37:14,834 --> 00:37:17,333 knew what she was talking about. 814 00:37:30,792 --> 00:37:33,250 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 815 00:37:34,375 --> 00:37:36,917 Can't we just talk about this? 816 00:37:38,750 --> 00:37:39,625 Go for it. 817 00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:48,667 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doin? 818 00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:51,291 (screaming) 819 00:37:59,375 --> 00:38:01,291 - I don't know why I pictured it somewhere else. 820 00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:02,166 (burping) 821 00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:04,000 - Woo, man that really hit the spot. 822 00:38:04,083 --> 00:38:07,583 - Yeah, compliments to the chef. 823 00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:10,333 - Thanks guys, I really appreciate it 824 00:38:10,417 --> 00:38:12,208 but it's kind of hard to screw up hotdogs. 825 00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:13,667 I mean, you'd almost have to try. 826 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:16,959 - Don't sell your, short change yourself. 827 00:38:17,041 --> 00:38:18,542 (laughing) 828 00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:19,542 Seriously, it was really good. 829 00:38:19,625 --> 00:38:23,417 - Well, the culinary arts are my life's passion. 830 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:24,250 - Really? 831 00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:26,250 (laughing) I had no idea. 832 00:38:26,333 --> 00:38:27,959 - No. - I'm kidding! 833 00:38:29,625 --> 00:38:31,792 Seriously, you'd be lucky not to die of food poisoning. 834 00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:32,959 - Thank you. 835 00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:36,792 - So Aubrey told me you went back to school. 836 00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:38,875 - Mm-hm. 837 00:38:38,959 --> 00:38:40,041 Taking some PhD classes. 838 00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:41,458 - Doing anything for job? 839 00:38:41,542 --> 00:38:44,959 - Mm-hmm I teach self-defense, couple nights a week. 840 00:38:45,041 --> 00:38:46,875 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 841 00:38:46,959 --> 00:38:48,834 - Like karate and kung fu and shit? 842 00:38:48,917 --> 00:38:51,875 - Those are different things but whatever. 843 00:38:51,959 --> 00:38:53,000 - Well are you any good? 844 00:38:53,083 --> 00:38:54,083 - What teaching? 845 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,500 - No, fighting. 846 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:56,750 - No. 847 00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,458 No, I just do it for exercise. 848 00:38:58,542 --> 00:39:01,208 - Oh no, no, no, no, no she's just being modest. 849 00:39:01,291 --> 00:39:03,166 Jess can throw down. 850 00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:03,959 For real. - No. 851 00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:04,500 - Yeah right. 852 00:39:04,583 --> 00:39:06,917 - No, I'm serious. 853 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,083 Come on, show her what you got. 854 00:39:08,166 --> 00:39:09,208 - Stop, no. 855 00:39:09,917 --> 00:39:11,250 - I want to see. 856 00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:12,458 I mean, seriously I don't think you could 857 00:39:12,542 --> 00:39:14,458 actually do something if someone tried to really hurt you. 858 00:39:14,542 --> 00:39:17,333 - Oh, someone's talkin' mad shit, yo. 859 00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:18,125 - I mean, come on. 860 00:39:18,208 --> 00:39:19,583 Come on, cupcake. 861 00:39:19,667 --> 00:39:20,709 Come on. 862 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:24,333 - [Group] Show us, show us, show us, show us. 863 00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:29,542 (laughing) (cheering) 864 00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:37,375 - It doesn't work like that I can't just attack you. 865 00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:38,500 - Well, that's lame what's the point in knowing 866 00:39:38,583 --> 00:39:40,583 Ninjitsu and shit if you can't show off a little? 867 00:39:40,667 --> 00:39:41,458 - Look, how bout this? 868 00:39:41,542 --> 00:39:42,792 Rachel you try to restrain her 869 00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:44,458 then you'll see what she's made of. 870 00:39:44,542 --> 00:39:46,125 - Fine, have it your way. 871 00:39:46,208 --> 00:39:50,291 (thudding) (laughing) 872 00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:51,500 How'd you do that? 873 00:39:51,583 --> 00:39:52,875 - Just used your, like a balance, 874 00:39:52,959 --> 00:39:54,542 your momentum against you. 875 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:55,792 It's pretty easy actually. 876 00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:57,917 - Remind me not to piss you off. 877 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:58,375 - Let me help. 878 00:39:58,458 --> 00:39:58,750 Are you okay? 879 00:39:58,834 --> 00:39:59,709 - Yeah. 880 00:40:01,875 --> 00:40:04,500 (melancholy country music) 881 00:40:08,917 --> 00:40:10,375 - Goddammit. 882 00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:12,583 (mumbling) 883 00:40:23,375 --> 00:40:26,667 (ominous music) 884 00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:27,792 What the fuck? 885 00:40:40,166 --> 00:40:43,291 (suspenseful music) 886 00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:01,250 (truck engine revving) 887 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,375 - I am officially switching to water. 888 00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:14,208 (women groaning and booing) 889 00:41:15,125 --> 00:41:18,834 Eh I'm a lightweight, I'll admit it. 890 00:41:18,917 --> 00:41:20,166 - Oh shit, what time is it? 891 00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:21,208 - Uh, 4:18. 892 00:41:21,792 --> 00:41:23,375 (squealing excitedly) 893 00:41:23,458 --> 00:41:25,542 - Uh-oh, you almost missed it. 894 00:41:25,625 --> 00:41:27,250 - Almost but not quite 895 00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:30,583 and I brought just the thing. - Oh no what is that? 896 00:41:30,667 --> 00:41:31,875 - You did not bring that. 897 00:41:31,959 --> 00:41:33,417 You carried that all the way here? 898 00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:35,333 - You should know me by now. 899 00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:39,291 I don't fuck around when it comes to the ganja. 900 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:44,792 Time? - Uh, 4:19. 901 00:41:46,166 --> 00:41:48,250 - Alright, alright, alright. 902 00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:49,542 I'm assuming you're all in on the session? 903 00:41:49,625 --> 00:41:52,208 - Yeah! - No, you can count me out. 904 00:41:52,291 --> 00:41:56,083 - That's because you suck but we already knew that so... 905 00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:57,250 The rest of you are smoking though, 906 00:41:57,333 --> 00:41:58,792 I don't care what you say. 907 00:41:58,875 --> 00:41:58,917 Coolio. 908 00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:01,125 Who wants greens? 909 00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:02,417 - That's all you. 910 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:04,083 - I'm gonna take a hit and pass it around 911 00:42:04,166 --> 00:42:05,583 and we just keep passing. 912 00:42:05,667 --> 00:42:07,542 Everyone has to get a hit in before the 60 seconds are up, 913 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:08,208 got it? - Yeah. 914 00:42:08,291 --> 00:42:09,625 - You're so funny. 915 00:42:09,709 --> 00:42:12,417 I don't know how you actually managed to survive 916 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:14,375 as an adult on a day-to-day basis. 917 00:42:14,458 --> 00:42:17,083 - Hey this is serious business. 918 00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:18,333 - [Jess] Apparently. 919 00:42:18,417 --> 00:42:19,125 - Do we all get it? 920 00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:19,917 Do we understand? 921 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:20,917 - Yes ma'am. 922 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,083 - Time and count it out. 923 00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:24,375 - Okay 4:19 and 47 seconds. 924 00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:27,792 50 seconds. 925 00:42:27,875 --> 00:42:31,667 10, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two , one. 926 00:42:36,208 --> 00:42:37,792 4:20, go! 927 00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:40,458 (upbeat music) 928 00:42:46,208 --> 00:42:49,208 (women chattering) 929 00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:58,750 (laughing) (coughing) 930 00:43:17,083 --> 00:43:19,542 (cheering) 931 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:23,041 (coughing) 932 00:43:23,125 --> 00:43:24,000 - Good job, guys. 933 00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:25,250 Mama's so proud of you. 934 00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:26,750 Not you, but you. 935 00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:31,709 - This stuff's really stone-y. 936 00:43:31,792 --> 00:43:32,959 - Yeah, it's nice and fresh, that's why. 937 00:43:33,041 --> 00:43:35,875 - So, what do you guys wanna do for the rest of the day? 938 00:43:35,959 --> 00:43:38,792 - Mm, I don't know, where's that creek 939 00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:40,500 we've been hearing so much about? 940 00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:42,208 - Oh, you just walk straight that way 941 00:43:42,291 --> 00:43:43,458 and you will fall right in. 942 00:43:43,542 --> 00:43:45,667 (laughing) 943 00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:47,458 - We should go skinny dipping. 944 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:48,542 - Oh, I'm so down. 945 00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:50,041 - Ha, shocking. 946 00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:50,917 You know I'm half joking. 947 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,375 - And I'm half serious. 948 00:43:52,458 --> 00:43:54,250 - I know, that's why I don't want you to get your hopes up. 949 00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:55,625 - Oh, the thought never crossed my mind. 950 00:43:55,709 --> 00:43:57,041 - Yeah right. 951 00:43:57,125 --> 00:44:00,000 - But I do have a bottle of champagne with your name on it. 952 00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:01,208 - Oh my. 953 00:44:01,291 --> 00:44:02,542 - So, what do you say, you down? 954 00:44:02,625 --> 00:44:06,875 - Well, when you put it like that. 955 00:44:06,959 --> 00:44:09,041 - Don't wait up on us kids. 956 00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:10,583 - Bye. - Have fun. 957 00:44:12,792 --> 00:44:13,667 - So, 958 00:44:15,125 --> 00:44:16,625 birthday girl. - Yes? 959 00:44:16,709 --> 00:44:17,458 - What do you wanna do? 960 00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:19,709 - I'm cool with whatever. 961 00:44:19,792 --> 00:44:21,542 - No, it's your day. 962 00:44:22,625 --> 00:44:24,041 What do you want to get out of it? 963 00:44:24,125 --> 00:44:25,375 - I don't know, I'd kinda like to go to that lookout point, 964 00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:26,542 you know the one we used to go to 965 00:44:26,625 --> 00:44:29,667 and watch the sunset? - Eagles Cliff? 966 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:33,291 - Yeah, you remember the name. - Of course I do. 967 00:44:33,375 --> 00:44:35,083 - Yeah, I was thinkin it was that way. 968 00:44:35,166 --> 00:44:36,375 - The trees look a little different 969 00:44:36,458 --> 00:44:39,917 because of the fire but I'm sure we'll find it. 970 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,583 - Alright, let's do it. 971 00:44:41,667 --> 00:44:43,083 - Alright. 972 00:44:43,166 --> 00:44:44,458 - Are you comin? 973 00:44:44,542 --> 00:44:46,959 - Oh no, I'm just gonna stay here and guard the site. 974 00:44:47,041 --> 00:44:47,083 - Sure. 975 00:44:49,750 --> 00:44:50,750 Are you ready? 976 00:44:50,834 --> 00:44:52,333 - As I'll ever be. 977 00:44:54,166 --> 00:44:58,792 - Hey, what's the big idea? (laughing) 978 00:44:58,875 --> 00:45:00,750 - I'm saving you from yourself. 979 00:45:00,834 --> 00:45:02,250 I think you've got enough weed right there 980 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:03,250 to hold you off for a while. 981 00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:03,792 - Oh, okay mom. 982 00:45:08,041 --> 00:45:12,041 Just the two of us kid. (sighs) 983 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:19,291 (bong bubbles) 984 00:45:19,375 --> 00:45:21,792 (coughing) 985 00:45:22,542 --> 00:45:26,625 (laughing) I'm so high. 986 00:45:26,709 --> 00:45:28,834 (suspenseful music) 987 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,709 (ominous music) 988 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:04,250 - Oh Jesus. 989 00:46:23,834 --> 00:46:27,250 (peaceful music) - Yeah, I like that song. 990 00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:30,500 (laughing) 991 00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:35,834 We're just gonna have our own little dance party, Gerard. 992 00:46:35,917 --> 00:46:37,500 We don't need them. 993 00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:40,959 There's just more for us. 994 00:46:48,959 --> 00:46:51,166 Oh, just a little bit more. 995 00:46:54,417 --> 00:46:59,375 (ominous music) (lighter striking) 996 00:47:04,917 --> 00:47:07,625 (bong bubbling) 997 00:47:09,291 --> 00:47:11,000 (ominous music) 998 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:26,458 (suspenseful music) (muffled screaming) 999 00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:44,583 - We're camping, remember? 1000 00:47:44,667 --> 00:47:45,333 The wilderness. 1001 00:47:45,417 --> 00:47:46,667 - So are there like bears too? 1002 00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:47,417 Should we be-- 1003 00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:49,083 - Should be fine around here. 1004 00:47:49,166 --> 00:47:51,917 I don't think they really come near the creek. 1005 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000 - I don't know, that's what people say before 1006 00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:55,667 they get attacked by a bear. 1007 00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:59,083 - You're gonna love it, just trust me okay? 1008 00:47:59,166 --> 00:48:00,667 You're not gonna regret it. 1009 00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:02,458 - It is a pretty creek, I'll give you that. 1010 00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:03,375 - You'll give me that. 1011 00:48:03,458 --> 00:48:04,667 Oh, lucky me. 1012 00:48:05,375 --> 00:48:07,125 Fancy. - How fancy you are. 1013 00:48:07,208 --> 00:48:07,875 - You know I know how to treat you. 1014 00:48:07,959 --> 00:48:10,291 - Don't point that at me please. 1015 00:48:10,375 --> 00:48:12,417 - (laughs) I'm not gonna point it at you. 1016 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:14,458 You are so scared. - I'm not scared. 1017 00:48:14,542 --> 00:48:16,458 I'm realistic. 1018 00:48:16,542 --> 00:48:17,709 - You're realistic? - Yeah. 1019 00:48:17,792 --> 00:48:18,834 (cork pops) (cheering) 1020 00:48:18,917 --> 00:48:19,375 Don't get it on the blanket. 1021 00:48:19,458 --> 00:48:22,125 (laughing) 1022 00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:24,041 Oh my God, save some for the rest of us. 1023 00:48:24,125 --> 00:48:24,875 Thank you. 1024 00:48:24,959 --> 00:48:26,166 - Relax, there's so much. 1025 00:48:29,709 --> 00:48:31,959 Not too shabby, huh? 1026 00:48:32,041 --> 00:48:33,125 - It's alrght. 1027 00:48:33,208 --> 00:48:35,250 - Oh correction, it's the best, okay? 1028 00:48:35,333 --> 00:48:36,959 The best in the world. 1029 00:48:37,041 --> 00:48:38,083 (laughing) 1030 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:39,417 - It's good. 1031 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:40,959 - It's better than good, it's the best. 1032 00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:42,166 I mean, look around you. 1033 00:48:45,959 --> 00:48:46,625 - Alright, it's great. 1034 00:48:46,709 --> 00:48:49,417 It' amazing, it's orgasmic. 1035 00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:50,166 What do you want from me? 1036 00:48:50,250 --> 00:48:53,583 - I want you to feel spoiled. 1037 00:48:53,667 --> 00:48:55,709 I want you to know that despite my reputation, 1038 00:48:55,792 --> 00:48:58,458 I take care of those I care about. 1039 00:48:58,542 --> 00:49:01,625 Granted that's not many but you're in the club. 1040 00:49:01,709 --> 00:49:03,291 - Well I'm honored. 1041 00:49:04,250 --> 00:49:06,625 What do you think people say about you? 1042 00:49:06,709 --> 00:49:08,125 - Oh, I know what they see. 1043 00:49:08,208 --> 00:49:09,667 Heartless, cold, driven, The B and C word, 1044 00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:12,875 and everything in between. 1045 00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:16,667 But that visage is just a means to an end. 1046 00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:18,417 - For what, world domination? 1047 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:19,417 (laughing) 1048 00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:21,166 - God willing. 1049 00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:22,875 I mean, I aim to leave a mark on this shitty little planet. 1050 00:49:22,959 --> 00:49:24,750 I mean, if no one remembers you, 1051 00:49:24,834 --> 00:49:27,208 did you ever actually exist? 1052 00:49:27,291 --> 00:49:29,750 - You may have a point there. 1053 00:49:35,125 --> 00:49:36,208 - What's that? 1054 00:49:36,291 --> 00:49:37,041 - Oh, nothing. 1055 00:49:37,125 --> 00:49:37,875 Just a little party favor. 1056 00:49:37,959 --> 00:49:38,834 - Oh, wow. 1057 00:49:39,667 --> 00:49:40,792 Look at you. 1058 00:49:41,709 --> 00:49:43,208 Well, anyways, I say fuck being humble. 1059 00:49:43,291 --> 00:49:44,041 I mean, it's better than being a loser. 1060 00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:48,375 That's my philosophy. (snorting) 1061 00:49:48,458 --> 00:49:50,458 - So what, by being humble makes you a loser? 1062 00:49:50,542 --> 00:49:51,959 - Hey, don't get me wrong. 1063 00:49:52,041 --> 00:49:54,083 Losers are some of the nicest most humble people 1064 00:49:54,166 --> 00:49:55,041 I've ever met. 1065 00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:56,208 Yeah it does. 1066 00:49:56,291 --> 00:49:58,458 (laughing) 1067 00:49:58,542 --> 00:50:00,333 (lighthearted music) - I'm good. 1068 00:50:00,417 --> 00:50:02,542 - Come on, I can keep a secret if you can. 1069 00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:03,875 - Okay, fine. 1070 00:50:05,375 --> 00:50:08,625 - Atta girl. (laughing) 1071 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:12,208 - This is like the only thing that still 1072 00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:14,000 looks as big from when we were little. 1073 00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:15,417 - Yeah, right. 1074 00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:15,750 - Do you wanna sit there? 1075 00:50:15,834 --> 00:50:17,250 - Yeah. 1076 00:50:20,166 --> 00:50:23,125 How much longer til sunset do you think? 1077 00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:24,917 - Oh, we've still got a while. 1078 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,000 - Bummer. 1079 00:50:26,083 --> 00:50:27,291 - Or, I mean, we don't have that long. 1080 00:50:27,375 --> 00:50:30,041 - Yeah I think the others will be worried about us. 1081 00:50:30,125 --> 00:50:33,291 - Oh, they can fend for themselves. 1082 00:50:33,375 --> 00:50:35,083 Hey, remember what you told me? 1083 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:36,250 - Hmm? (sighs) 1084 00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:38,834 - Just take it all in, relax. 1085 00:50:40,041 --> 00:50:40,750 Take it as it comes. 1086 00:50:40,834 --> 00:50:43,375 - Sounds like a plan. 1087 00:50:48,208 --> 00:50:50,458 - Do you remember when your dad first brought us up here? 1088 00:50:50,542 --> 00:50:53,333 Do you remember, we were so tired 1089 00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:58,458 that he had to carry us on the way back. (laughing) 1090 00:50:59,542 --> 00:51:02,041 - Oh man, I forgot about that. 1091 00:51:04,083 --> 00:51:07,667 You know, I've been thinking about him a lot lately. 1092 00:51:07,750 --> 00:51:08,166 - Your old man? 1093 00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:12,333 Are you guys getting along? 1094 00:51:12,417 --> 00:51:14,458 - (scoffs) Who knows? 1095 00:51:14,542 --> 00:51:15,750 I mean, I've been out of the house 1096 00:51:15,834 --> 00:51:16,750 for how long now and do you know how many 1097 00:51:16,834 --> 00:51:19,750 times that he's called me? 1098 00:51:19,834 --> 00:51:21,417 Three, three times. 1099 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,291 I mean, I put in all the effort 1100 00:51:24,375 --> 00:51:25,542 and he can't even be bothered to 1101 00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:28,166 return a damn phone call. 1102 00:51:28,250 --> 00:51:29,250 It's bullshit. 1103 00:51:29,333 --> 00:51:33,125 - You know, Jess, if my opinion means anything-- 1104 00:51:33,208 --> 00:51:34,917 - Of course it does. 1105 00:51:39,417 --> 00:51:40,083 - My old man was an asshole. 1106 00:51:40,166 --> 00:51:43,208 Sometimes I really hated him. 1107 00:51:43,917 --> 00:51:46,333 Sometimes I still think I do. 1108 00:51:48,959 --> 00:51:51,500 But at the end of the day, 1109 00:51:51,583 --> 00:51:54,125 I couldn't find it in my heart 1110 00:51:57,417 --> 00:52:00,458 to forgive him and now it's too late. 1111 00:52:03,583 --> 00:52:05,208 I just don't want that for you. 1112 00:52:13,125 --> 00:52:14,875 - Are you okay? 1113 00:52:14,959 --> 00:52:16,166 - Yeah, just, 1114 00:52:17,041 --> 00:52:20,542 I'm worried I'll never be happy. 1115 00:52:24,291 --> 00:52:26,333 - Yeah, I suppose there are people 1116 00:52:26,417 --> 00:52:28,250 who never rise above their circumstance 1117 00:52:28,333 --> 00:52:31,500 and they will always be unhappy, sure. 1118 00:52:31,583 --> 00:52:33,709 The world is full of people who do. 1119 00:52:33,792 --> 00:52:36,542 - Really? - Yes. 1120 00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:39,041 - Like who? - Like right here. 1121 00:52:39,125 --> 00:52:41,709 Me and you, two prime candidates. 1122 00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:43,917 - I missed you, Jess. 1123 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,041 - Oh, I missed you too. 1124 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:52,959 - Oh God, I'm slobbering all over you. 1125 00:52:53,041 --> 00:52:54,375 - Better out than in. 1126 00:52:54,458 --> 00:52:55,458 That's what they say. 1127 00:52:55,542 --> 00:52:57,375 You just keep lettin' it out 1128 00:52:57,458 --> 00:53:00,041 and eventually you get over it. 1129 00:53:04,917 --> 00:53:07,917 (ominous music) 1130 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,500 Was that for real? 1131 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,750 - I just, I thought, 1132 00:53:14,834 --> 00:53:16,417 I thought that we-- 1133 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:18,083 - Oh shit. - Oh God. 1134 00:53:23,250 --> 00:53:24,333 You didn't know? 1135 00:53:24,417 --> 00:53:27,333 - Well, I mean, I had my suspicions, yeah. 1136 00:53:27,417 --> 00:53:30,375 But, we never talked about it. 1137 00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:32,500 I mean, it's cool. 1138 00:53:32,583 --> 00:53:34,083 It's cool, I just, 1139 00:53:35,041 --> 00:53:37,333 a little heads up would've been nice. 1140 00:53:39,625 --> 00:53:39,667 You know? 1141 00:53:42,208 --> 00:53:44,250 Hey, I'm not mad, okay? 1142 00:53:46,041 --> 00:53:48,792 You just surprised me, that's all. 1143 00:53:51,041 --> 00:53:52,834 - Do you want to hear me say it? 1144 00:53:52,917 --> 00:53:54,166 - Aubrey. 1145 00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:56,125 No, come on. - No, I want you to know. 1146 00:53:56,208 --> 00:53:59,291 I have felt this way about you since, 1147 00:53:59,375 --> 00:54:04,375 since before I even knew that I liked women. 1148 00:54:04,458 --> 00:54:06,959 And I decided that no matter how you took it 1149 00:54:07,041 --> 00:54:09,500 I just, I needed to tell you. 1150 00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:14,583 You know, even if you ended up hating me. 1151 00:54:19,291 --> 00:54:21,500 In all of my darkest times, 1152 00:54:22,667 --> 00:54:24,583 when I was depressed and suicidal, 1153 00:54:27,083 --> 00:54:31,834 it was always you that brought me through it, you know. 1154 00:54:31,917 --> 00:54:33,417 It was always you. 1155 00:54:41,458 --> 00:54:42,583 - I don't know what to say. 1156 00:54:42,667 --> 00:54:46,291 - Do you feel the same way about me at all? 1157 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000 - Not really. 1158 00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:58,750 I mean, you're a beautiful, beautiful person 1159 00:54:58,834 --> 00:55:00,000 inside and out. 1160 00:55:00,458 --> 00:55:01,709 But I just, 1161 00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:05,500 I've thought about it, you know? 1162 00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:10,041 Liking women, but I just am not into women. 1163 00:55:12,959 --> 00:55:13,834 I'm sorry. 1164 00:55:17,458 --> 00:55:18,500 But, you know, 1165 00:55:21,458 --> 00:55:23,542 if there ever were a woman I could fall in love with 1166 00:55:23,625 --> 00:55:25,000 it would definitely be-- 1167 00:55:25,083 --> 00:55:29,375 - God, you don't have to try to make me feel better, okay? 1168 00:55:30,875 --> 00:55:32,375 Hey, I understand. 1169 00:55:45,834 --> 00:55:48,583 - You ready to head back? 1170 00:55:48,667 --> 00:55:50,500 - Fuck, you're weirded out now. 1171 00:55:50,583 --> 00:55:53,750 - No, no, no, I'm not weirded out, no. 1172 00:55:54,709 --> 00:55:56,125 No, I just, I think they're gonna start 1173 00:55:56,208 --> 00:55:59,125 to get worried about us. 1174 00:56:03,917 --> 00:56:05,542 Come on. 1175 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,333 Come on, let's go back to the campsite 1176 00:56:10,417 --> 00:56:13,417 and sit around the campfire and eat a whole bunch 1177 00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:17,417 of s'mores and get completely, completely shit faced. 1178 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:18,041 (upbeat music) 1179 00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:19,959 What do you say, huh? 1180 00:56:20,041 --> 00:56:22,291 (laughing) 1181 00:56:22,375 --> 00:56:23,625 Yeah? - Yeah. 1182 00:56:23,709 --> 00:56:25,166 - Alright. - Sounds good. 1183 00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:26,500 - Let's go get fucked up. 1184 00:56:29,041 --> 00:56:32,333 (lighthearted music) 1185 00:56:50,041 --> 00:56:52,750 (ominous music) 1186 00:57:06,417 --> 00:57:07,834 - So let me get this straight, 1187 00:57:07,917 --> 00:57:09,709 you think it's perfectly fine for a person 1188 00:57:09,792 --> 00:57:11,333 to have no moral boundaries in their life? 1189 00:57:11,417 --> 00:57:12,917 - Oh no, you can have all the morals 1190 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:13,667 and boundaries you want but at the end of the day, 1191 00:57:13,750 --> 00:57:14,667 it's not gonna mean diddly squat 1192 00:57:14,750 --> 00:57:16,834 because you probably won't be as successful 1193 00:57:16,917 --> 00:57:18,333 as you would otherwise. 1194 00:57:18,417 --> 00:57:19,333 And that's the cold, hard, honest truth. 1195 00:57:19,417 --> 00:57:23,709 - Yeah, I guess you have a point. 1196 00:57:23,792 --> 00:57:24,792 You know, I always said it was strange that 1197 00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:28,250 things we're supposed to admire about people, 1198 00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:30,291 kindness, generosity, honesty, 1199 00:57:30,375 --> 00:57:32,417 those traits, more often than not, 1200 00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:34,333 are the cause of ones downfall 1201 00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:35,500 and then the things that we're supposed 1202 00:57:35,583 --> 00:57:37,542 to despise in humanity, 1203 00:57:37,625 --> 00:57:40,583 ego, greed, lack of empathy, self-interest, 1204 00:57:40,667 --> 00:57:43,000 those traits, more often than not, 1205 00:57:43,083 --> 00:57:46,000 are attributed to those who are successful. 1206 00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:47,250 And then the rest are failures. 1207 00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:49,041 - Wait, I didn't say people are failures. 1208 00:57:49,125 --> 00:57:50,208 I said they were losers. 1209 00:57:50,291 --> 00:57:52,125 - What's the difference? 1210 00:57:52,208 --> 00:57:52,917 - Well, at the end of the day, 1211 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,333 everybody's just living their life 1212 00:57:54,417 --> 00:57:55,542 and you can't knock them for that. 1213 00:57:55,625 --> 00:57:56,834 But it's more likely that the losers 1214 00:57:56,917 --> 00:58:00,625 of this world, which granted is most of us, 1215 00:58:00,709 --> 00:58:02,125 aren't gonna make that much of an impression. 1216 00:58:02,208 --> 00:58:03,041 - So what? 1217 00:58:03,125 --> 00:58:04,250 What if you don't care about all that? 1218 00:58:04,333 --> 00:58:05,000 - Trust me, everybody cares. 1219 00:58:05,083 --> 00:58:07,542 Everybody wants to be remebered. 1220 00:58:07,625 --> 00:58:09,041 But the fact is most of us won't 1221 00:58:09,125 --> 00:58:13,333 and that's just a harsh and tough thing to accept. 1222 00:58:15,458 --> 00:58:17,959 Point is, that's all she wrote. 1223 00:58:18,041 --> 00:58:19,583 So how you feelin' over there? 1224 00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:23,000 - Tipsy. 1225 00:58:24,542 --> 00:58:24,792 - Yeah, same. 1226 00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:29,333 - I'm having a good time though. 1227 00:58:29,417 --> 00:58:30,250 - Me too. 1228 00:58:31,667 --> 00:58:33,709 It's crazy, it's like we're on the same wavelength 1229 00:58:33,792 --> 00:58:35,834 or something like we're connected on a deeper level. 1230 00:58:35,917 --> 00:58:36,375 - Uh-huh and now you're making fun of me. 1231 00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:38,458 - No, I'm serious. 1232 00:58:38,542 --> 00:58:41,917 Why do you think we have something going on? 1233 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,375 - You think so? 1234 00:58:43,458 --> 00:58:45,166 - I mean, you can't deny we have a certain connection. 1235 00:58:45,250 --> 00:58:47,500 - So you like, like me huh? 1236 00:58:47,583 --> 00:58:49,000 - Okay, well I'm not dead. 1237 00:58:49,083 --> 00:58:51,250 You're smoking, that goes without saying. 1238 00:58:51,333 --> 00:58:56,000 But, more importantly you got something going on. 1239 00:58:56,083 --> 00:58:59,083 You know, between those beautiful ears of yours, 1240 00:58:59,166 --> 00:59:00,667 aside from a pretty face. 1241 00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:02,417 - You think I'm smart? 1242 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:06,250 - That's the least of your worries, trust me. 1243 00:59:08,041 --> 00:59:10,125 In fact, I've never, 1244 00:59:10,208 --> 00:59:13,792 quite met anyone like you in my entire life. 1245 00:59:13,875 --> 00:59:15,125 - That's not funny. 1246 00:59:15,208 --> 00:59:17,208 - Hey, I'm serious. 1247 00:59:17,291 --> 00:59:19,625 Scouts honor, and cross my heart, hope to die. 1248 00:59:19,709 --> 00:59:24,959 I really think you... (upbeat music) 1249 00:59:32,750 --> 00:59:33,625 You're so pretty. 1250 00:59:33,709 --> 00:59:35,834 (laughing) 1251 00:59:47,792 --> 00:59:50,500 (ominous music) 1252 00:59:53,834 --> 00:59:56,166 - Hey, do you mind if we slow this down a little bit? 1253 00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:58,583 (mumbling) 1254 00:59:58,667 --> 00:59:59,542 Yeah. 1255 01:00:03,917 --> 01:00:05,000 Someone's there! 1256 01:00:05,083 --> 01:00:05,625 - Jesus, what now? - Over there! 1257 01:00:05,709 --> 01:00:07,500 - What the stoner chick? 1258 01:00:07,583 --> 01:00:09,500 I mean, who cares? - No, it's some guy! 1259 01:00:09,583 --> 01:00:10,875 - Is this your way of chickening out? 1260 01:00:10,959 --> 01:00:12,792 Ow, what the hell? 1261 01:00:12,875 --> 01:00:13,667 - Come on, let's get out of here. 1262 01:00:13,750 --> 01:00:15,208 - Okay. 1263 01:00:15,291 --> 01:00:17,417 I just don't see anything. 1264 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:20,166 - I'm not making this up. 1265 01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:21,667 - I'm not saying you're making it up. 1266 01:00:21,750 --> 01:00:23,083 But what kind of perv would just happen to be here-- 1267 01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:24,208 - How the hell should I know? 1268 01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:26,208 It could be that hunter guy or the ranger. 1269 01:00:26,291 --> 01:00:28,375 We told him where we were, remember? 1270 01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:30,333 - Okay, sure, I'll go check it out. 1271 01:00:30,417 --> 01:00:30,875 - What, no. 1272 01:00:30,959 --> 01:00:31,750 Come on, fuck that. 1273 01:00:31,834 --> 01:00:33,959 Let's just go back to camp, please? 1274 01:00:34,041 --> 01:00:35,709 - First I want to check what's going on. 1275 01:00:35,792 --> 01:00:36,709 - What do you think you're gonna do 1276 01:00:36,792 --> 01:00:37,917 if you actually find somebody? 1277 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:38,917 - What do you think I'm gonna do? 1278 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,333 I'm gonna drop kick his ass. 1279 01:00:40,417 --> 01:00:43,875 - I don't think you're being very realistic. 1280 01:00:43,959 --> 01:00:45,750 - Sit tight, I'll be back, okay? 1281 01:00:48,250 --> 01:00:50,959 (ominous music) 1282 01:01:00,792 --> 01:01:02,250 (leaves rustling) 1283 01:01:02,333 --> 01:01:05,458 (suspenseful music) 1284 01:01:11,417 --> 01:01:13,166 (screaming) 1285 01:01:13,250 --> 01:01:14,375 - Sorry. - Well done. 1286 01:01:14,458 --> 01:01:15,542 - Did you see anyone? 1287 01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:16,750 - No, not a soul. 1288 01:01:16,834 --> 01:01:18,834 Why are your clothes on? 1289 01:01:18,917 --> 01:01:21,083 - I was feeling uncomfortable. 1290 01:01:21,166 --> 01:01:24,417 - Look I checked everywhere, it's just you and me. 1291 01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:27,625 - Sorry, I thought I saw someone. 1292 01:01:27,709 --> 01:01:28,417 - It's okay. 1293 01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:31,083 So, you wanna head back? 1294 01:01:31,166 --> 01:01:34,000 Oh, I thought you wanted to go back to camp. 1295 01:01:36,250 --> 01:01:38,625 (upbeat music) - I did but, 1296 01:01:38,709 --> 01:01:39,417 I don't know seeing you run around the woods 1297 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:42,542 for my honor, all protective, 1298 01:01:42,625 --> 01:01:43,375 it kinda turned me on. 1299 01:01:43,458 --> 01:01:45,792 - Oh, is that a fact? 1300 01:01:45,875 --> 01:01:46,750 - It is. 1301 01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:51,834 - Oh, now you're pulling the clothes off. 1302 01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:56,083 I see where you're at. 1303 01:01:56,166 --> 01:01:57,375 Cheeky, cheeky. 1304 01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:02,458 I guess I was right to bring you to the creek. 1305 01:02:02,959 --> 01:02:05,917 (ominous music) 1306 01:02:08,875 --> 01:02:10,250 (glass breaking) 1307 01:02:10,333 --> 01:02:12,083 Did you hear that? 1308 01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:13,000 - You're not funny. 1309 01:02:13,083 --> 01:02:13,917 - Actually, I'm hilarious. 1310 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,583 Seriously, you didn't hear that? 1311 01:02:15,667 --> 01:02:16,542 - No. 1312 01:02:17,375 --> 01:02:18,417 I don't know what it is, 1313 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,625 you make me feel safe. 1314 01:02:19,709 --> 01:02:21,291 - Oh, that's my special man-power. 1315 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:22,875 - Oh, is that what they're calling it? 1316 01:02:22,959 --> 01:02:27,917 (suspenseful music) (screaming) 1317 01:02:45,583 --> 01:02:47,875 (screaming) 1318 01:02:48,917 --> 01:02:51,458 - Did you hear that? (ominous music) 1319 01:02:51,542 --> 01:02:52,417 - Yeah. 1320 01:02:52,917 --> 01:02:54,041 Someone screaming. 1321 01:02:55,250 --> 01:02:58,542 (screaming) 1322 01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:18,125 (suspenseful music) 1323 01:03:22,291 --> 01:03:24,875 That was really weird, huh? 1324 01:03:24,959 --> 01:03:25,792 Did you hear it again? 1325 01:03:25,875 --> 01:03:27,208 - No, that was, 1326 01:03:27,291 --> 01:03:29,500 where the hell is everyone? 1327 01:03:30,375 --> 01:03:32,041 - Maybe everyone went to the creek? 1328 01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:34,959 (suspenseful music) 1329 01:03:35,041 --> 01:03:38,875 - This better not be some kind of sick joke. 1330 01:03:41,625 --> 01:03:43,500 - What did she pass out or something? 1331 01:03:43,583 --> 01:03:45,375 Hey Donna, what are you, 1332 01:03:45,458 --> 01:03:46,500 oh, my God! 1333 01:03:48,083 --> 01:03:48,125 Oh my God! 1334 01:03:49,709 --> 01:03:52,250 What happened to her? 1335 01:03:53,709 --> 01:03:54,291 - We need to go find the others. 1336 01:03:54,375 --> 01:03:56,208 - Rachel! 1337 01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:57,542 Rachel, where are you? 1338 01:03:57,625 --> 01:03:59,041 - Shh. 1339 01:03:59,125 --> 01:04:00,125 Don't do that. 1340 01:04:02,291 --> 01:04:03,333 (screaming) 1341 01:04:03,417 --> 01:04:04,250 Is that your blood? 1342 01:04:04,333 --> 01:04:05,417 What happened? 1343 01:04:05,500 --> 01:04:07,458 - We have to go I think he's right behind me. 1344 01:04:07,542 --> 01:04:08,417 - Who is? 1345 01:04:08,875 --> 01:04:10,250 Where is Rachel? 1346 01:04:10,333 --> 01:04:11,208 Where is Rachel? 1347 01:04:11,291 --> 01:04:12,166 - Don't you understand, she's dead! 1348 01:04:12,250 --> 01:04:14,583 He killed her and he's gonna kill us too 1349 01:04:14,667 --> 01:04:16,834 if we don't get the fuck outta here right now! 1350 01:04:16,917 --> 01:04:17,625 - Wait, wait, wait. 1351 01:04:17,709 --> 01:04:18,583 No, listen. 1352 01:04:18,667 --> 01:04:20,500 We can't just go running without a plan. 1353 01:04:20,583 --> 01:04:23,083 The car is four miles from here. 1354 01:04:23,166 --> 01:04:24,041 - Well to hell with you both. 1355 01:04:24,125 --> 01:04:25,333 I'm not gonna die out here. 1356 01:04:25,417 --> 01:04:26,875 - Come on, Michelle! 1357 01:04:26,959 --> 01:04:27,291 Michelle! 1358 01:04:27,375 --> 01:04:29,000 Michelle! 1359 01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:36,375 Shit! 1360 01:04:36,375 --> 01:04:37,125 Okay, we gotta go get her. 1361 01:04:37,208 --> 01:04:38,083 Do you have the keys? 1362 01:04:39,709 --> 01:04:41,959 Do you have the keys? 1363 01:04:42,041 --> 01:04:43,166 - Yes, yes. 1364 01:04:43,250 --> 01:04:43,750 But we need to go find Rachel first. 1365 01:04:43,834 --> 01:04:44,458 - Okay, no, no, no. 1366 01:04:44,542 --> 01:04:47,625 Listen to me, okay? 1367 01:04:47,709 --> 01:04:48,125 Rachel is dead. 1368 01:04:49,750 --> 01:04:50,709 - You don't know that. 1369 01:04:50,792 --> 01:04:52,125 You don't know that. 1370 01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:53,709 She could be out there right now needing our help. 1371 01:04:53,792 --> 01:04:54,333 - We can not do anything to help her right now, okay. 1372 01:04:54,417 --> 01:04:55,542 We gotta go. 1373 01:04:56,250 --> 01:04:57,542 Alright, do you have the keys? 1374 01:04:57,625 --> 01:04:58,250 - I don't think I can do this. 1375 01:04:58,333 --> 01:04:59,583 I don't think I can do this. 1376 01:04:59,667 --> 01:05:01,959 - Oh, yes you can. 1377 01:05:02,041 --> 01:05:03,458 Yes you can, okay? 1378 01:05:04,125 --> 01:05:05,875 You got this. - Okay. 1379 01:05:05,959 --> 01:05:06,625 Okay. 1380 01:05:06,709 --> 01:05:10,792 (crying) Oh my God. 1381 01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:13,542 (ominous music) 1382 01:05:46,417 --> 01:05:47,834 - Michelle, wait! 1383 01:05:48,667 --> 01:05:50,625 - Which way is that stupid trail? 1384 01:05:50,709 --> 01:05:51,834 - Just wait, we'll show you. 1385 01:05:51,917 --> 01:05:53,208 (suspenseful music) 1386 01:05:53,291 --> 01:05:55,583 (screaming) 1387 01:06:07,458 --> 01:06:08,291 You bastard! 1388 01:06:11,417 --> 01:06:12,709 (thudding) 1389 01:06:12,792 --> 01:06:14,083 Michelle! 1390 01:06:14,166 --> 01:06:15,041 Michelle! 1391 01:06:15,834 --> 01:06:16,750 Michelle! 1392 01:06:16,834 --> 01:06:17,709 Michelle! 1393 01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:23,041 - We need to go. 1394 01:06:23,125 --> 01:06:24,583 (suspenseful music) 1395 01:06:24,667 --> 01:06:26,500 Please, we need to go. 1396 01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:26,959 We need to go now. 1397 01:06:27,041 --> 01:06:28,709 We need to go! 1398 01:06:29,583 --> 01:06:32,291 (ominous music) 1399 01:06:42,125 --> 01:06:45,041 (heavy breathing) 1400 01:06:55,709 --> 01:06:57,458 Run, we're almost to the trail! 1401 01:06:57,542 --> 01:06:59,792 (screaming) 1402 01:06:59,875 --> 01:07:00,709 - God. 1403 01:07:01,959 --> 01:07:04,667 - A maniac thing, out there trying to kill us. 1404 01:07:04,750 --> 01:07:06,458 - Is that right? 1405 01:07:06,542 --> 01:07:07,917 - He's killed all of our friends. 1406 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,417 - Wait, wait, wait where? 1407 01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:09,959 Where? 1408 01:07:10,041 --> 01:07:11,583 - He's back there. 1409 01:07:11,667 --> 01:07:12,625 We've been running from him. 1410 01:07:12,709 --> 01:07:13,458 - Guess what? 1411 01:07:13,542 --> 01:07:15,166 I ain't. 1412 01:07:16,458 --> 01:07:17,792 - You don't understand. 1413 01:07:17,875 --> 01:07:19,291 That sick bastard is out of his mind 1414 01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:20,667 and he is gonna kill you. 1415 01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:22,625 - Yeah, well I doubt that. 1416 01:07:22,709 --> 01:07:24,917 - No, I don't think that's a good idea. 1417 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,333 - I don't think it's a really good idea 1418 01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:27,291 that you been messing around with the crops. 1419 01:07:27,375 --> 01:07:29,291 Didn't I give you a warning about that? 1420 01:07:29,375 --> 01:07:31,000 - We didn't go messing around with any crops. 1421 01:07:31,083 --> 01:07:32,959 - Oh you didn't huh? - No! 1422 01:07:33,041 --> 01:07:34,792 - Now, let's see what's behind the backpack then, huh? 1423 01:07:34,875 --> 01:07:37,125 Tell me what this is, huh? 1424 01:07:37,208 --> 01:07:38,166 What is that? 1425 01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:40,458 - No that's a mistake. 1426 01:07:40,542 --> 01:07:42,333 - A mistake huh? - We didn't take that. 1427 01:07:42,417 --> 01:07:45,834 - You think this just grew on your back? 1428 01:07:46,709 --> 01:07:48,375 You know one thing I really detest 1429 01:07:48,458 --> 01:07:53,083 are phonies, liars, and people with questionable integrity. 1430 01:07:53,166 --> 01:07:54,917 Come on, follow me. 1431 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:58,917 I'm gonna put an end to this, once and for all. 1432 01:08:02,458 --> 01:08:04,542 - Something's wrong. 1433 01:08:04,625 --> 01:08:07,834 - You know, I hear you whispering. 1434 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:10,667 You know, I think, I'm feeling that you're conspiring 1435 01:08:10,750 --> 01:08:12,625 to conspire. 1436 01:08:14,083 --> 01:08:17,250 You know, that really hurts my feelings. 1437 01:08:18,417 --> 01:08:19,333 Where's the trust? 1438 01:08:19,417 --> 01:08:23,542 You know, I'm a really very sensitive guy. 1439 01:08:24,917 --> 01:08:26,166 - I will catch up with you. 1440 01:08:26,250 --> 01:08:27,917 - Aubrey, no! - Go! 1441 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,291 - Hey, fuck you, pig! (suspenseful music) 1442 01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:33,291 (ranger laughing) 1443 01:08:36,208 --> 01:08:39,208 (arrow whizzing) (screaming) 1444 01:08:39,291 --> 01:08:40,166 - No! 1445 01:08:41,750 --> 01:08:45,333 (arrow whizzing) 1446 01:09:28,166 --> 01:09:31,125 (heavy breathing) 1447 01:09:34,166 --> 01:09:35,750 (crying) 1448 01:09:35,834 --> 01:09:37,583 (screaming) 1449 01:09:37,667 --> 01:09:39,000 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1450 01:09:39,083 --> 01:09:40,208 Hold your horses. 1451 01:09:40,291 --> 01:09:42,291 Alright, I'm glad you're enthusiastic. 1452 01:09:42,375 --> 01:09:44,625 Just tie her up and drag her over to the other one. 1453 01:09:44,709 --> 01:09:46,792 Come on. 1454 01:09:46,875 --> 01:09:47,500 Watch her, keep your hands on her. 1455 01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:50,542 Wait, wait, wait come here. 1456 01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:51,917 (screaming) 1457 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:55,000 Look what you made me do. 1458 01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:59,458 Listen, no more sass little birthday girl. 1459 01:09:59,542 --> 01:10:02,125 You start actin' real nice. 1460 01:10:02,208 --> 01:10:05,417 Got it? (Jess spitting) 1461 01:10:05,834 --> 01:10:08,667 (laughing) 1462 01:10:08,750 --> 01:10:12,000 Oh, we've got a real live one here. 1463 01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:13,792 (slapping) (screaming) 1464 01:10:13,875 --> 01:10:15,291 Now, you keep an eye on her. 1465 01:10:15,375 --> 01:10:16,667 Alright? 1466 01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:20,208 Tie her up, drag her over to the other one, now! 1467 01:10:24,917 --> 01:10:26,333 Oo, ouchy, ouchy. 1468 01:10:29,667 --> 01:10:32,709 Ouch that looks like it really hurts. 1469 01:10:34,291 --> 01:10:36,375 Here, let me see if I can help you. 1470 01:10:38,375 --> 01:10:40,625 (screaming) 1471 01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:43,375 Oh, man that's messy. 1472 01:10:49,709 --> 01:10:51,417 Bring her over here. 1473 01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:52,250 Take her over there. 1474 01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:58,250 (screaming) (suspenseful music) 1475 01:11:06,834 --> 01:11:09,000 - Why are you doing this to us? 1476 01:11:09,083 --> 01:11:10,834 - Protecting our investments. 1477 01:11:10,917 --> 01:11:13,041 It's nothing personal. 1478 01:11:13,125 --> 01:11:15,291 - Please we won't tell anyone about this, okay? 1479 01:11:15,375 --> 01:11:18,041 Just let us go, we won't say anything 1480 01:11:18,125 --> 01:11:20,000 to anyone, we promise. 1481 01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:21,250 - I appreciate that but I think we've 1482 01:11:21,333 --> 01:11:23,875 reached the point of no return, you know? 1483 01:11:23,959 --> 01:11:26,125 - I mean, look at my boy. 1484 01:11:26,208 --> 01:11:28,750 He's all giddy and he's excited, 1485 01:11:28,834 --> 01:11:30,834 he can barely contain himself. 1486 01:11:30,917 --> 01:11:34,458 You wouldn't want to break his little heart would you? 1487 01:11:34,542 --> 01:11:36,041 - You don't have to do this. 1488 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,208 - (chuckling) But we do. 1489 01:11:37,291 --> 01:11:40,375 We can't take any chances. 1490 01:11:41,291 --> 01:11:43,917 Especially around harvest time. 1491 01:11:45,166 --> 01:11:46,041 My son, he got out of the service 1492 01:11:46,125 --> 01:11:49,458 and his brains were scrambled. 1493 01:11:51,792 --> 01:11:55,542 Wasn't his fault, they did it to him. 1494 01:11:55,625 --> 01:11:58,458 They made him a remorseless killing machine. 1495 01:12:00,208 --> 01:12:02,125 Then when it was over, 1496 01:12:02,625 --> 01:12:03,625 they spit him out. 1497 01:12:06,959 --> 01:12:09,041 Can you believe that shit? 1498 01:12:09,125 --> 01:12:11,542 A real American hero. 1499 01:12:11,625 --> 01:12:13,125 Christ sake. 1500 01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:17,041 And those meds, the VA doctors prescribed to him, 1501 01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:21,208 left him a drooling retard and he was no good for no one. 1502 01:12:21,291 --> 01:12:23,834 Miserable fucking cock suckers. 1503 01:12:23,917 --> 01:12:26,750 So we looked into other options, 1504 01:12:26,834 --> 01:12:28,875 weed seemed to help. 1505 01:12:28,959 --> 01:12:30,250 That's how it all began. 1506 01:12:30,333 --> 01:12:33,166 At first we planted just a few seeds for our personal use 1507 01:12:33,250 --> 01:12:37,542 and then he really showed a knack for being a farmer. 1508 01:12:41,041 --> 01:12:43,875 Yeah, a real green thumb, this guy. 1509 01:12:44,917 --> 01:12:47,125 It was only a short time before we realized 1510 01:12:47,208 --> 01:12:49,583 we were making a pretty good penny. 1511 01:12:49,667 --> 01:12:54,041 I only wish that we could've done it a lot sooner. 1512 01:12:54,125 --> 01:12:56,792 But, it is what it is. 1513 01:13:09,542 --> 01:13:11,667 (suspenseful music) 1514 01:13:14,875 --> 01:13:17,250 (crying) 1515 01:13:17,333 --> 01:13:20,458 - No, no, no, no! - Jess, I love you. 1516 01:13:20,542 --> 01:13:24,000 - I love you! (screaming) 1517 01:13:37,291 --> 01:13:39,834 - That's some sight, ain't it? 1518 01:13:41,041 --> 01:13:43,500 Gruesome, blood thirsty shit. 1519 01:13:45,166 --> 01:13:47,542 You know, I think he got the taste of that 1520 01:13:47,625 --> 01:13:51,250 by fucking around with them camel jockeys. 1521 01:13:52,417 --> 01:13:54,959 A bunch of fucking savages, all of them. 1522 01:13:55,041 --> 01:13:56,709 But, this is the best part. 1523 01:13:56,792 --> 01:13:59,542 Look, you don't want to miss this. 1524 01:14:01,291 --> 01:14:02,583 There, see that? 1525 01:14:04,834 --> 01:14:06,000 Do you know why they do that? 1526 01:14:06,083 --> 01:14:09,208 Do you know why they hold it up so high? 1527 01:14:10,750 --> 01:14:13,917 Because the brain is still alive 1528 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:17,709 up to eight seconds after they've cut it off. 1529 01:14:19,417 --> 01:14:20,667 Blood just keeps flowing. 1530 01:14:23,041 --> 01:14:25,291 That's a hell of a long time, don't you think? 1531 01:14:25,375 --> 01:14:29,000 You can see a lot in those eight seconds. 1532 01:14:29,083 --> 01:14:31,583 Thoughts, feelings, sensations, emotions. 1533 01:14:35,375 --> 01:14:38,291 You know, I often wonder what it must be like 1534 01:14:38,375 --> 01:14:39,750 to die like that. 1535 01:14:42,208 --> 01:14:46,834 I was hoping that maybe someday, somebody could tell me. 1536 01:14:48,792 --> 01:14:49,709 Maybe it could be you. 1537 01:14:52,083 --> 01:14:53,500 What do you think? 1538 01:14:53,583 --> 01:14:57,917 - Why don't you ask yourself that? 1539 01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,750 Because you're gonna die before me. 1540 01:15:02,291 --> 01:15:04,125 - The undying optimist, I like that. 1541 01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:05,959 That's really nice. 1542 01:15:06,041 --> 01:15:06,959 I like that thing. 1543 01:15:07,041 --> 01:15:08,750 Let me tell you something. 1544 01:15:08,834 --> 01:15:10,542 Happy trails, kiddo. 1545 01:15:11,458 --> 01:15:14,750 Die you bitch. (suspenseful music) 1546 01:15:19,375 --> 01:15:21,583 (screaming) 1547 01:15:21,667 --> 01:15:23,834 (thudding) 1548 01:15:41,166 --> 01:15:42,792 That fucking bitch! 1549 01:15:47,375 --> 01:15:48,750 Alright, come on. 1550 01:15:51,542 --> 01:15:52,333 Get up. 1551 01:15:52,417 --> 01:15:53,959 Come on, get up. 1552 01:15:54,041 --> 01:15:55,291 Get up and get after her, go on! 1553 01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:58,291 Go on, you dumb moron! 1554 01:15:58,375 --> 01:15:59,375 Get her! 1555 01:15:59,458 --> 01:16:02,500 (suspenseful music) 1556 01:16:13,542 --> 01:16:16,458 (heavy breathing) 1557 01:16:37,667 --> 01:16:39,125 (suspenseful music) - Help me, help me. 1558 01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:40,834 - Shut up! 1559 01:16:42,291 --> 01:16:44,709 - That son of a bitch (mumbles) my goddamn eyes. 1560 01:16:44,792 --> 01:16:47,166 - (whispering) You had a gun. - Yeah. 1561 01:16:47,250 --> 01:16:49,250 - Okay, where is it? - It's at the camp. 1562 01:16:49,333 --> 01:16:51,041 - Okay, where is that? 1563 01:16:51,125 --> 01:16:52,750 - I'm blind, can't you see? 1564 01:16:52,834 --> 01:16:55,166 - Which direction is the camp? 1565 01:16:55,250 --> 01:16:55,959 - It's that way. 1566 01:16:56,041 --> 01:16:58,417 - Okay, it's that way. - Yeah. 1567 01:16:58,500 --> 01:17:00,417 - Okay, okay, okay, are you sure about that? 1568 01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:01,166 - Yeah, I guess. 1569 01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:03,125 - Okay, you got this. 1570 01:17:03,208 --> 01:17:04,709 Come on, let's go. 1571 01:17:04,792 --> 01:17:09,750 (suspenseful music) (screaming) 1572 01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:14,875 (screaming) (heavy breathing) 1573 01:17:14,959 --> 01:17:17,542 - Are you still out there boy? 1574 01:17:17,625 --> 01:17:19,291 (suspenseful music) 1575 01:17:19,375 --> 01:17:21,458 Where are you? 1576 01:17:23,166 --> 01:17:24,041 Oh, God. 1577 01:17:27,458 --> 01:17:29,208 Hey, come on. 1578 01:17:29,291 --> 01:17:30,250 Who the fuck is this guy? 1579 01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:32,208 Hey, come on. 1580 01:17:32,291 --> 01:17:34,208 Who the fuck is this, 1581 01:17:34,291 --> 01:17:35,125 Oh, God. 1582 01:17:37,583 --> 01:17:39,709 Don't do this to me. 1583 01:17:39,792 --> 01:17:40,875 Alright, okay? 1584 01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:43,333 Come on. 1585 01:17:43,417 --> 01:17:44,917 Please, I can't do it without you. 1586 01:17:49,458 --> 01:17:51,208 You sit this one out, alright? 1587 01:17:51,291 --> 01:17:53,125 Sit it out. 1588 01:17:56,333 --> 01:17:59,458 (suspenseful music) 1589 01:18:12,417 --> 01:18:15,417 (upbeat music) 1590 01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:16,375 Well. 1591 01:18:18,583 --> 01:18:19,959 Looks like we're at the end of the line. 1592 01:18:20,041 --> 01:18:22,083 - Yeah, so it would seem. 1593 01:18:23,458 --> 01:18:27,041 - You know, being the birthday girl, 1594 01:18:27,125 --> 01:18:30,083 I think I'm gonna let you make the decision. 1595 01:18:30,166 --> 01:18:32,458 We have two options. 1596 01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:36,041 One, you can man up, turn around, and end it quickly 1597 01:18:38,333 --> 01:18:42,458 or you could be the little chicken shit with a push 1598 01:18:42,542 --> 01:18:47,250 and I would be very happy to lend a hand for that. 1599 01:18:47,333 --> 01:18:49,083 So, what's it gonna be? 1600 01:18:51,875 --> 01:18:54,834 - Why are we even foolin' ourselves huh? 1601 01:18:54,917 --> 01:18:57,125 We both know that you wanna do it. 1602 01:18:57,208 --> 01:19:00,625 It's the only way that sick perverts like you can get off 1603 01:19:00,709 --> 01:19:01,917 because you can't get that little pecker up 1604 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:06,291 so you gotta kill things instead, am I right? 1605 01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:07,875 I don't smoke. 1606 01:19:07,959 --> 01:19:10,583 - Well, that's a pity (coughing) this is really good shit. 1607 01:19:10,667 --> 01:19:12,041 But, you know, you got me. 1608 01:19:14,709 --> 01:19:16,417 You really did, 100%. 1609 01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:19,041 Not about the pecker, 1610 01:19:20,583 --> 01:19:22,792 but about killing people. 1611 01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:25,125 Abso-fuckin-lutely. 1612 01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:29,917 (laughing) (moaning in fear) 1613 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,041 Now, can you feel this? 1614 01:19:32,834 --> 01:19:34,083 I'm trembling with desire 1615 01:19:36,083 --> 01:19:39,333 and I simply can not wait til it's over. 1616 01:19:40,750 --> 01:19:42,917 Are you ready to die? - No. 1617 01:19:46,792 --> 01:19:48,125 Are you? 1618 01:19:48,208 --> 01:19:53,125 (screaming) (intense music) 1619 01:20:12,583 --> 01:20:16,458 (suspenseful music) 1620 01:20:39,792 --> 01:20:42,542 (arrow whizzing) 1621 01:20:44,875 --> 01:20:47,667 (arrow whizzing) 1622 01:20:52,458 --> 01:20:53,959 (screaming) 1623 01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:05,041 (arrow whizzing) 1624 01:21:07,875 --> 01:21:10,166 (screaming) 1625 01:21:25,667 --> 01:21:27,041 (coughing) 1626 01:21:39,792 --> 01:21:42,917 (suspenseful music) 1627 01:22:23,834 --> 01:22:27,000 ♪ When the smoke clears I'll be sober, I'll be vigilant ♪ 1628 01:22:27,083 --> 01:22:28,834 ♪ Well aware, I suppress fears ♪ 1629 01:22:28,917 --> 01:22:30,166 ♪ Immune to the air ♪ 1630 01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:31,500 ♪ Immune to the fumes ♪ 1631 01:22:31,583 --> 01:22:32,750 ♪ When I add the fuel here ♪ 1632 01:22:32,834 --> 01:22:34,166 ♪ What's your proof here ♪ 1633 01:22:34,250 --> 01:22:35,709 ♪ Cause I'm still alive ♪ 1634 01:22:35,792 --> 01:22:38,000 ♪ And we don't owe you shit that you lost in your time ♪ 1635 01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:40,917 ♪ At the drop of a dime we'll tell the surprise ♪ 1636 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:42,709 ♪ And since we holdin court ima taka a shot at mine ♪ 1637 01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:44,041 ♪ But it's traumtizin ♪ 1638 01:22:44,125 --> 01:22:47,208 ♪ Those to lullabies as pure as baby blood ♪ 1639 01:22:47,291 --> 01:22:48,792 ♪ That flows when one dies ♪ 1640 01:22:48,875 --> 01:22:50,208 ♪ From death to the life ♪ 1641 01:22:50,291 --> 01:22:51,542 ♪ From darkness to light ♪ 1642 01:22:51,625 --> 01:22:54,041 ♪ The duality attended to my whole life ♪ 1643 01:22:54,125 --> 01:22:55,542 ♪ Who gave you your stripes ♪ 1644 01:22:55,625 --> 01:22:57,083 ♪ And do you wear them right ♪ 1645 01:22:57,166 --> 01:22:59,542 ♪ We strip any zebra in the jungle crossing lines ♪ 1646 01:22:59,625 --> 01:23:00,291 ♪ I'm a wolf in disguise ♪ 1647 01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:02,208 ♪ Where the lions make pride ♪ 1648 01:23:02,291 --> 01:23:04,041 ♪ If I'm honest trailblazing is lyin ♪ 1649 01:23:04,125 --> 01:23:06,166 ♪ Ain't a lie, Ima baller til I die ♪ 1650 01:23:06,250 --> 01:23:07,709 ♪ I dare you try ♪ 1651 01:23:07,792 --> 01:23:10,083 ♪ I dare you to tell the truth even when you lie ♪ 1652 01:23:10,166 --> 01:23:11,417 ♪ I dare you to fight ♪ 1653 01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:13,000 ♪ Dare you not to take flight ♪ 1654 01:23:13,083 --> 01:23:15,417 ♪ I dare you to walk through the smoke with no sight ♪ 1655 01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:16,709 ♪ Dare you to open your eyes ♪ 1656 01:23:16,792 --> 01:23:18,250 ♪ I dare you to try ♪ 1657 01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:20,875 ♪ I dare you to tell the truth even when you lie ♪ 1658 01:23:20,959 --> 01:23:22,041 ♪ I dare you to fight ♪ 1659 01:23:22,125 --> 01:23:23,625 ♪ Dare you not to take flight ♪ 1660 01:23:23,709 --> 01:23:26,125 ♪ I dare you to walk through the smoke with no sight ♪ 1661 01:23:26,208 --> 01:23:28,834 ♪ Dare to open your eyes ♪ 1662 01:23:28,917 --> 01:23:30,291 ♪ See I, See I ♪ 1663 01:23:30,375 --> 01:23:32,125 ♪ I see what you mean sometimes ♪ 1664 01:23:32,208 --> 01:23:35,458 ♪ I see you see me seein things more divine, don't intervene ♪ 1665 01:23:35,542 --> 01:23:36,792 ♪ But what I'm seein here, this mines ♪ 1666 01:23:36,875 --> 01:23:39,250 ♪ I see you been around awhile ♪ 1667 01:23:39,333 --> 01:23:40,250 ♪ You see me right ♪ 1668 01:23:40,333 --> 01:23:41,333 ♪ You see my campsite ♪ 1669 01:23:41,417 --> 01:23:42,959 ♪ You seein my demise ♪ 1670 01:23:43,041 --> 01:23:45,250 ♪ You see into the end that you see on the rise ♪ 1671 01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:46,709 ♪ I can't see the compromise ♪ 1672 01:23:46,792 --> 01:23:48,333 ♪ You see what I provide ♪ 1673 01:23:48,417 --> 01:23:50,625 ♪ See this how it's gon go down, you see it upright ♪ 1674 01:23:50,709 --> 01:23:53,458 ♪ I see you uptight but I don't see you go fight ♪ 1675 01:23:53,542 --> 01:23:56,041 ♪ I see me standing adjust the position eye to eye ♪ 1676 01:23:56,125 --> 01:23:58,917 ♪ I see me as a giant when I'm David in your sight ♪ 1677 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,583 ♪ Goliath for the triumph and call me a bad guy ♪ 1678 01:24:01,667 --> 01:24:03,250 ♪ Good guys finish last and I can see why ♪ 1679 01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:05,834 ♪ Cause I done seen first hand, left don't seem to die ♪ 1680 01:24:05,917 --> 01:24:09,333 ♪ See I gotta see my kids right ♪ 1681 01:24:09,417 --> 01:24:12,166 ♪ I gotta see all the shit I said come to life ♪ 1682 01:24:12,250 --> 01:24:14,875 ♪ I see how you feel and I done seen it many times ♪ 1683 01:24:14,959 --> 01:24:17,333 ♪ I see it in the mirror when I dare to see inside ♪ 1684 01:24:17,417 --> 01:24:20,333 ♪ I dare to wipe it down like Bruce ♪ 1685 01:24:20,417 --> 01:24:22,792 ♪ Be fearful of the mirages the mirrors seem dry ♪ 1686 01:24:22,875 --> 01:24:23,875 ♪ See drugs pass by ♪ 1687 01:24:23,959 --> 01:24:25,417 ♪ See rain in the sky ♪ 1688 01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:27,166 ♪ See rain there, rain dance, dab in the light ♪ 1689 01:24:27,250 --> 01:24:30,792 ♪ Boom thunder strike is darkness to the light ♪ 1690 01:24:30,875 --> 01:24:31,917 ♪ Wash away my sins that I see with my eye and see I ♪ 112431

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