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[snoring]

[rumbling]

[snoring continues]

Hey, Fred, what's happening?

Search me, m-m-must be an earthquake.

It's moving! The hill is moving.

(Barney) Th-th-that's no hill. It's a monster!

(Fred) Uh, monster? Down, boy.

'Down, down, down, down, boy.'

Run for your lives!

[theme music]

honk honk

[whistles]

[siren wailing]

[whistles]

screech

[music continues]

screech

vroom

screech

thud

slam

slam

mwah

[upbeat music]

[thudding]

[thudding continues]

Oh, boy, almost quittin' time.

Five, four, three, two, one..

[horn blaring]

There she blows!

Yabba Dabba Doo!

Gangway, everybody, gangway, I'm coming through.

Gangway!

screech

chomp

Goodnight, guys. See you in the morning.

boing boing

Boy, I'm so hungry, I'm not gonna last till dinner.

I better take the freeway.

I could save at least 15 minutes that way.

crash

(man on radio) 'Traffic on the Bedrock freeway building right up'

'due to a slight accident.'

'Motorists are advised to take alternate routes'

'for the next hour.'

Oh, boy.

screech

Wilma, I'm home.

Start serving dinner and don't spare the spare ribs.

[Dino barking]

(Fred) 'Oh, no, no, no. Down, Dino, down!'

Take it easy, boy. Take it easy.

[Dino barking]

thud

Not now, Dino! C-come on! Knock it off!

I-I ain't got time for love scenes, I'm hungry.

Here, here, boy. Fetch the stick.

[Dino barking]

Now for some chow before I collapse.

Wilma, where are you?

Where's my dinner?

Huh? What's this?

'"Dear Fred, Betty and I have gone to club meeting.'

You and Barney can eat out. Love, Wilma."

How do you like that?

Maybe I should've joined the army, at least I'd eat regular.

Ah, well, I'll call Barney and we'll try that new place.

There it is, Barney.

That's the new restaurant I was telling you about.

'"The Bedrock Rock-O-Mat." I hear it's a great place to eat.'

Looks pretty fancy, Fred.

Here you get your food by putting coins in a slot.

(Barney) 'Like playing a slot machine, huh, Fred?'

Yeah, that's right.

Let's see now what to get.

Roast dodo bird.

Dinosaur cutlet.

Sabretooth tiger chops.

- Chicken cacciatore. - Chicken ca..

Chicken cacciatore? How did that get in there?

Well, they got a big variety of food alright.

Oh, well, I'm not very hungry.

I'll just take some brontosaurus ribs.

[clattering]

Mm. Sure smells good and looks too.

- What'd you get, Barney? - I wasn't hungry either, Fred.

So, I just got a slab of marble cake.

[tapping]

How about that? They only give you long measly rib.

Well, there's only one way to eat ribs. With your fingers.

chomp chomp chomp

slurp

splash

Gee, I'm sorry, Mac.

Here, let me snap the lentils off you.

Don't touch me! I'll wipe 'em off.

(Sherman) 'Next time watch where you're eating.'

Sherman Cobblehead! Of all people.

Fred Flintstone! Fancy meeting you.

Well, what do you know? Sherman boy.

- What are you doing these days? - I got a good set up, Fred.

I own a place out in Rock Vegas.

Rock Vegas?

You mean the place with the hotels, the shows.

- And the slot machines? - That's the place, Fred.

Eh, that's why I eat here when I'm in town.

The sound of the coins going into the slots gets me.

[chuckling]

Yeah, eatin' out is a gamble anyway.

But this place makes it sporty.

- Boy, Rock Vegas. - Well, so long, Fred.

If you ever get out that way, look me up.

I'm at The Golden Cactus. I'll take care of you right.

Thanks, Sherm.

"Take care of me right."

Hmm. What a lucky break. Did you hear that, Barney?

- Yeah, I heard it, Fred. - Well, don't you get it?

No, I-I don't, Fred.

It was the way Sherman said it, Barney.

"I'll take care of you right."

He meant he'll give me a break when I play any of the games.

Oh, Fred, you're out of your mind.

Those places out there in Rock Vegas roll on us.

I know that. They have to be to keep going.

What's the use of talking about it, Fred?

We're not going to Rock Vegas.

And why not? We got vacations coming up. We made no plans.

But I heard the girls talking about going to Pebble Beach.

No chance of talking them out of that.

What do you mean, "no chance?"

Don't we count for anything around here?

We're men, aren't we?

The bosses, the kings of the household.

Now, when we get home

you tell Betty we're going to Rock Vegas.

And I'll tell Wilma where we're going.

I bet Wilma tells Fred where he's goin'.

Wilma! I'm home.

Oh, there you are, Fred.

I've got something to tell you, Fred.

Betty and I have decided where we're going on our vacation.

Oh, you have, have you?

- We talked about Pebble Beach. - Oh, yeah?

But we decided on Rock Vegas.

Oh, yeah? Well, that's out. O double T, out!

Barney and I have decided that we are going to..

[stammers]

- To-to-- - 'To where, Fred?'

Where did you say, Wilma?

To Rock Vegas.

R-R-Rock Vegas?

[chuckles] Swell, swell. That's, that's okay with me, Wilma.

Oh, thanks, Fred.

I thought you were gonna raise a fuss.

[chuckling]

(Barney) 'Psst! Psst! Hey, Fred.'

Oh, hi, Barney. What's up?

- How'd you make out? - Rock Vegas, where else?

- Me too, Fred. - Just shows you, Barney.

You put your foot down, you get results.

Especially when our wives put their foot down on ours.

[chuckling]

[engine spluttering]

Okay, gang, we're all set. Here we go.

[engine revving]

Now, listen to that motor.

Three hundred Brontosaurus power.

(Wilma) 'Fred, now take it easy.'

We haven't even left the house yet

and you're backseat driving already.

Okay, hold on, here we go.

vroom

crash

We're almost finished with this moving job, Charlie.

Yeah, just a few more things.

- 'You got it?' - 'Let's go.'

[instrumental music]

Hey, wise guys, what's the idea? Put us down!

thud

If it's on our truck, we move it.

Got any beef, schmuck?

Eh, no. No.

[chuckling]

It was all my fault.

vroom

(Wilma) You're not going on the freeway.

(Fred) Of course, I'm going on the freeway.

We gotta make up the time we lost.

Fred, slow down.

screech

[horns blaring]

(Fred) 'It's all okay, I slowed down.'

It's a relief, to get off that freeway.

Now, maybe we can find us some markings.

[instrumental music]

- Where are we, Fred? - Search me.

Better take a look at the road map.

screech

- Hmm! Men and their road maps. - Yeah.

You see, Barney, we're not far off our course at all.

Since we're right here

we could gain a little time by taking this road.

- Right, Fred. - Come on, Fred.

(Fred) 'Okay, girls. We're all set now.'

- Good. - About time.

(Fred) 'We figured out a shortcut.'

(both) A shortcut?

I hate these sh-shortcuts, Wilma.

Yeah, they only takes twice as long.

Now we just got a little more to go.

Four in arms! Four in arms, Barney.

Um, four in arms, four in..

We're almost at the top.

One good shove and it'll be all downhill from here on.

Now, all together.

A heave ho!

thud

The boys are making a new body for the car.

Yeah, they can salvage the other parts.

[tapping]

Oh, I'm not used to..

clang

You did that on purpose!

No, Fred, I didn't. It was an accident.

(Fred) 'Accident? Well, here comes another accident.'

- Fred, don't! - Not Barney. Stop!

bang

That makes us even. So, let's have no more accidents.

Ooh-hoo-hoo. That stings.

Well, I'm sure glad we're back in the main highway.

Yep. We ought to make good time now.

Slow down, Fred. We're coming to a ferry.

Wilma, I can read.

(male 1) 'That's it.'

'Easy does it.'

- All set? - Aye, all set.

Okay, let's go.

splash

The new one's got a head..

Well, on our way at last, everybody.

Hey, Fred. There's that bridge over Rock Canyon.

Yeah, I read about this.

screech

Boy, that's a lulu of a bridge.

(Wilma) 'Fred, you can't cross that in a car, that's a foot bridge.'

We have to. It's part of the main highway.

I think I know exactly how to do it.

First, I back up the car so we can get a good run in.

Back up all the way home, it's okay with me.

(Fred) 'There, this ought to do it.'

- Fred, you're kidding? - Fred, don't try it.

Here we go!

- No, no! - Stop, Fred!

(Fred) Yabba Dabba Doo!

screech

How about that, gang?

Hey, Barney, look at the girls. Can't take a little excitement.

Takes a man for danger, huh, Barney?

[groaning]

[upbeat music]

Fred, drive slower, please.

I'm catching up speed to pass the truck up ahead.

- Watch out, Fred! - Oh, Fred.

There's a whole bunch of trucks ahead.

Now's my chance to pass them all.

[music continues]

- Fred! - Aha! Made it.

(Fred) 'Now we got clear sailing.'

- Fred, that's crazy driving. - Please, Fred, be careful.

Oh, you gals are always beefing.

Why don't you be like Barney?

My driving doesn't affect you, does it, Barney?

No, not at all, Fred.

[upbeat music]

We're coming in to a town, Fred. Let's pick out a motel.

There's one just ahead.

- No vacancy, Fred. - There was a second ago.

(Barney) They must have seen us coming.

Well, there's another motel down the street.

vroom

How does this one look, Wilma?

vroom

Have all the lowdown tricks taking our motel

while we're making up our mind.

Oh, what are we gonna do now, Fred?

Don't worry, girls.

Your old uncle Freddy thinks of everything.

I knew these sleeping bags might come in handy.

And I put us up on this hill

so no animals will prowl near us.

Goodnight, gang.

(all) 'Goodnight, Uncle Freddy.'

Huh! What an ungrateful group.

[snoring]

[rumbling]

[snoring continues]

Hey, Fred, what's happening?

Search me, m-m-must be an earthquake.

It's moving! The hill is moving.

(Barney) Th-th-that's no hill. It's a monster!

(Fred) Uh, monster? Down, boy.

Down, down, down, down, boy.

Run for your lives!

Well, we finally made it.

That looks like it's straight ahead, Fred.

Rock Vegas, we are here. Open up those lucky gates.

(Fred) Yabba Dabba Doo!

(Barney) 'Hey, look, The Star Rock Dust.'

(Betty) 'Ooh, it's beautiful.'

(Fred) 'There's the Dune Rocks.'

'Hey, how about that?'

(Betty) 'Look, look, everybody, The Sandstone hotel.'

(Barney) Whoa! What a place.

Hey, that's Sherman's place. The Golden Cactus.

- 'Isn't it dreamy?' - 'Yeah, pretty swell too.'

That's for me.

Well, I'll swing in and we'll get settled.

[indistinct chatter]

Fred! Fred Flintstone!

(Fred) 'How are ya, Sherman?'

Welcome to The Golden Cactus, Fred.

Thanks, Sherman. Sure good to see you again.

I'd like you to meet my wife, Wilma.

'And my friends, Betty and Barney Rubble.'

Pleased to meet you.

- Likewise, I'm sure. - It's a pleasure.

Sherm, we're gonna spend our vacation here.

Good. I'll get the best suite in the house ready for you folks.

In the meantime, look the place over and have fun.

- Sherman's sure a nice guy. - I'll say.

They're all good sports out here in Rock Vegas.

You boys look around. Betty and I are gonna go freshen up.

Okay. Take your time, girls.

Barney and I will go over to the domino table.

Yeah, the galloping dominos.

[chuckling]

Fred, you're holding all our money, so, no gambling.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah, okay. No gambling.

Boy, I had a big killing plan, Barney.

Forget it, Fred. Let's stroll around.

Yeah, let's.

I, uh, think I'll give this thing a spin, Barney.

(Barney) 'No gambling, remember?'

This isn't gambling, Barney. It's a sure thing.

I got a system.

I keep hitting it while it's spinning.

Two cactus and a pomegranate. Nothing.

- 'Let's go, Fred.' - Wait a minute, Barney.

I just didn't hit it hard enough.

Come on! Come on! Jackpot!

Two pomegranates and a cactus. Nothing.

[mumbling]

Oh, come on, Fred. You've been at it for over an hour.

Keep quiet! You're jinxing me. You got a hard luck voice.

(Barney) 'Fred, let's go.'

Nothing. This machine is into me for plenty.

Now, it's all warmed up, the next coin ought to hit it.

Hey, Barney, let me have some money.

I haven't any money. You have it all.

Did you lose all our money?

Well, I didn't exactly lose it. I know where it is.

Barney, go borrow a coin from someone.

Make up a hard luck story.

I don't have to make one up. I'm part of a hard luck story.

- Hey, look, Fred! - Oh, no.

I think I'll play this one.

No, no, no, lady, you can't play this machine.

Out, out! This machine is-is full of my money.

Beat it! Vamoose!

The nerve of some people.

There he is. He won't let me play it.

Me mother wants to play that machine, mister.

Yeah, b-b-but, I'm-I'm playing it.

So, play it.

Well, I'm, uh, I'm out of money.

One side, mister.

Yeah, of course.

[chuckling]

- That fellow was right, Fred. - Yeah, also big.

- Hey, Fred, look! - I don't have to look.

[coins clattering]

- Thank you, son. - Don't mention it, ma.

It figures, Barney, it figures.

- Isn't it great here, Betty? - Oh, scrumptious.

And to think we'll be here two whole weeks.

Oh, there are the boys.

- Hi, boys! - Hi, boys.

(Betty) 'We're all set to have fun.'

Have you made any plans, Fred?

Yeah, I figure we can sell the car

then we'll have enough money to eat.

While we're hitchhiking home.

(both) Hitchhiking home?

Fred Flintstone, did you lose all our money?

Yes, Wilma.

(together) O-o-o-o-h!

[humming]

- Say, uh, Sherman. - Fred, how's it going, boy?

Oh, swell. Jus-jus-just great.

Good. What did you want, chum?

You know anyone that will buy my car, Sherm?

You mean you blew your roll, Fred?

Yeah, I did, Sherm.

Forget it, Fred. Stay on as guests of the house.

'Gee, thanks, Sherm, but we couldn't do that.'

Well, you could work for your bill.

- You mean it, Sherm? - Sure, Fred.

Hey, that's not a bad idea. Thanks.

Sherm said he'll give us all jobs

'so, we can stay right here for the whole two weeks.'

Well, that's getting a vacation the hard way.

But at least we don't have to sell the car.

Oh, uh, Bernard, uh, serve those people up front.

Right, Maitre d' Flintstone.

[chuckling]

Alright, alright.

Cigarettes. Filter tip cigarettes.

- How's it going, Wilma? - My feet are killing me.

Wilma, smile, you know the house rules. The boss is looking.

Okay, but my feet are still killing me.

Cigarette. Filter tip.

Take your picture, mister?

Well, look, who's here.

Hmm, boy, you are a cute one.

I can't argue that, sir. A customer is always right.

'And you're alright too, baby.'

[Betty giggling]

(male 2) 'You're the cutest little trick I've seen in ages.'

[giggling continues]

toing

Barney!

How do you like that trick, buster?

Hey, Betty, it's almost time for your number, step on it.

- Okay, Fred. - Come on, Barney, hurry up.

- You're in the act, too. - Right, Fred.

Hey, uh, is my tie on straight, Betty?

Oh, you look fine, Barney. How do I look?

Sensational, Betty. Sensational.

[chuckling]

(Fred) 'Okay, Barney, Betty, you're on!'

Come on, Betty.

[applause]

[upbeat music]

? When you're smilin' ?

? When you're smilin' smilin' smilin' ?

? Oh the whole world smiles with you smile ?

? When you're laughin' oh baby ?

? When you're laughin' ?

? The sun comes smilin' through ?

? But when you're cryin' you bring on the rain ?

? So stop your cryin' cryin' baby be happy again ?

? That's it when you're smilin' ?

? Just keep on smilin' ?

? The whole world smiles with you ?

[piano music]

Oh, hey, Betty, look, no hands.

[piano music continues]

Hey, look again, Betty, no feet either.

Squawk.

It's noisy in here but it's a living.

[music continues]

? And when you're sighin' you bring on the rain ?

? So stop your sighin' be happy again ?

? So keep on smilin' 'cause when you're smilin' ?

? The whole world smiles ?

? The whole world smiles at you ??

[music continues]

[audience applauding]

Encore, encore.

Well, so long, Sherm.

Even though we had to work for our vacation

we had a swell time.

Glad to have had you here, Fred.

You all did a fine job.

And that was a great act, Rubble.

Best vacation we ever had.

Sherm, you're the luckiest guy I know.

(Barney) 'Yeah, living in these glamorous surroundings all the time.'

Stop it, stop it. You're all wrong.

You're the lucky guys.

You've got what I've always wanted.

A little home, a wife to care for me

'a regular job where I could sleep nice'

instead of being trapped in this tinsel palace.

You're the lucky ones.

Well, goodbye, Sherm.

You know, Fred, we are lucky

to have Betty and Wilma to take care of us.

(Fred) 'Yeah, poor Sherm.'

So long, Fred. Have a good trip.

- So long! - Bye-bye!

I wouldn't trade places with Sherm for anything.

- Would you, Barney? - Me neither.

But it's nice to think about it.

[chuckling]

Let's go home, bunnykins.

You're the tops, Betty.

We had a wonderful time, didn't we, Wilma?

I'm still having it, Betty.

[giggling]

[theme music]

boing

[yawning]

[music continues]

boing

slam

Wilma!

[clanging]

(Fred) Wilma!

Come on, Wilma, open the door!

Wilma!