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[theme music]

honk honk

honk

[blows whistles]

screech

[siren wailing]

[blows whistles]

vroom

screech

screech

vroom

screech

crash

creak

thud

thud

mwah

[instrumental music]

What's the big hurry, Fred?

I wanna catch the Quicky Car Wash place

before it closes.

Oh, that's the new place that just opened.

(Fred) 'Yeah, it's the greatest.'

You drive in at one end and whoosh

it's out through the other end, spick and span.

Yeah, instant clean.

Do you mind if I go along, neighbor?

(Fred) Glad to have you aboard, pal.

We'll have it washed and still get home in time for dinner.

[music continues]

[vacuum cleaner whirring]

Some service, huh, Barney?

Yeah, instant quick-clean.

[sputtering]

- Here we go, Barney. - Yup. Fasten your seatbelts.

[instrumental music]

swoosh

swoosh

click click click

The work's wet, but it's clean.

swoosh

swoosh

chomp

honk honk honk

honk honk honk

[squeaking]

boing

How about that, Barney?

Beats washing the car yourself, huh?

Sure gives you a pick up.

[babbling]

screech

See you after dinner, Barney.

Will do, Fred.

Hey, uh, we gotta finish that badminton game.

Barney! Barney, come in quick.

(Barney) Comin', Betty. Comin'.

Hurry, Barney. Hurry.

screech

Hey, uh, what's the matter, Betty? W-w-what's wrong?

We've got a leak.

'It just started a minute ago.'

(Barney) 'Oh, boy. W-we gotta do somethin'.'

Uh, get some rags. Uh, get some tools.

- Barney. - Uh, uh, get a band-aid.

- Get a doctor. - Barney.

I'll run next door and get Fred.

- Barney. - Uh-oh. You're here, Fred?

Yeah, I'm here.

whirr whirr whirr

Hello? Hello, plumber?

- Plumber? - 'Hello, plumber.'

(Betty) 'This is an emergency.'

Hold it, hold it! Do you wanna get robbed?

Don't you remember how he socked you

the last time you called the plumber?

Uh, yeah. That's right, Betty.

(Betty) 'I know, but somebody's gotta fix it.'

There's a woman for you. They think money grows on trees.

(Barney) 'Yeah, that's right.'

Look, Betty, I don't like to butt in

'but that leak's nothin'.'

- 'We'll fix it in a jiffy.' - "We'll fix it?"

- Get me a hammer or a wrench. - Right, Fred.

- 'And an ice pick.' - Ice pick?

Look, I hate to be a back-seat plumber, but why an ice pick?

Look, Betty, this is man talk. Man business.

(Barney) 'Yeah and maybe you better go visit Wilma till it's fixed.'

Against my better judgment, maybe I better.

Well, there you are, Barney.

Oh, I gotta hand it to you, Fred.

- You're Mr. Fix-it. - Yeah-he-he-he.

And she wanted to call a plumber.

swoosh

- Maybe we better. - 'Quiet.'

And get me another ice pick.

(Barney) 'How many ice picks do you think we got?'

(Fred) 'Stop talking and get something for this one.'

I'm getting somethin', Fred. I'm getting somethin'.

clink clink clink

There. Let's not panic. That'll hold it.

Tomorrow, we'll get some tape and..

swoosh

Barney!

I-I'm getting somethin', Fred. I'm getting somethin'.

(Fred) 'Alright. So it doesn't look pretty, but it works.'

Betty isn't gonna like it.

Hey, hey, Fred, look. The-the dam's gonna burst.

swoosh

One thing I always say.

If anything goes wrong in the house

'call the professional.'

I agree with you.

But when Fred starts making noises like an expert..

- Your play. - '...I let him have his way.'

It gives him confidence. Gin!

You're lucky it's only a tiny leak.

- Uh, I gotta use the phone. - Why don't you use ours?

(Barney) Uh, I can't. I-it's under water.

Hello, hello? Uh-uh, get me a plumber. Any plumber.

Barney. Barney, where is Fred?

(Barney) 'Uh, d-don't worry about him, Wilma.'

He-he-he's a good swimmer.

Uh, hello? Oh-oh, oh, oh, plumber?

Listen, this is an emergency a-at the Rubble's house.

Yeah, yeah, bring some pails. Y-yeah, your swim things too.

And-and tools, uh, uh, plumber's helpers.

Uh, let's see, uh, four elbows

two joints, a couple of valves.

'Uh, that'll run close to 200.'

- Two hundred. - Right.

Of course, uh, if you'd called me right away..

Yeah, I know, uh, do me a favor.

When you send the bill, uh, make it for only half.

'I-I'll pay the whole thing, but, uh..'

Oh, you wanna lie to your wife.

Uh, by the way

have you made hotel reservations yet?

Uh, ho-ho-hotel? What for?

Well, uh, I've got to turn off the water

'rip up the floors, replace the pipes.'

'Job's gonna take at least four or five days.'

'How are you gonna lie to your wife about that?'

Oh, boy! I'm sunk.

[gurgling]

knock knock knock

- Hi, Betty. - 'We just came to say goodbye.'

- Come on in a minute. - 'Thanks.'

Well, we're off to the hotel.

We're sure gonna miss you, folks.

Oh, it's only for a week.

Only for a week? At those rates?

'And-and without meals?'

'Just because we didn't call a plumber.'

- 'Uh, we better go now.' - Uh, wait a minute.

Wilma, can I speak to you in the kitchen?

Uh, don't go away, folks.

Wilma, listen..

I know what you're thinking

and the answer is no.

How can you say that? They're our neighbors.

'They're our best friends.'

Yes and I wanna keep it that way.

My mother always said

the surest way to lose a friend

'is to invite them to come and live with you.'

Oh, that's ridiculous.

(Wilma) 'Besides, we only have one bedroom.'

So you and Betty use the bedroom

I'll use the sofa, Barney can have the cot.

I'm telling you if Fred was a real friend

he'd ask us to stay here

'instead of going to a hotel at those rates.'

That's crazy.

(Barney) 'Uh, t-they're supposed to be our best friends.'

Yes and let's keep it that way.

And what's more, he's a cheapskate. And another thing--

(Betty) 'Shh, quiet, Barney.'

Folks, you're not going to a hotel.

Hm? What do you mean?

(Fred) 'You're gonna stay right here with us.'

You're the best cheapskate neighbor a fella ever had.

(Betty) Hold it, hold it.

We may be making a big mistake if we stay.

I'm afraid so.

- What do you mean? - Yeah, what mistake?

You know what's going to happen if you and Barney

are cooped up here together.

(Fred) 'What's going to happen?'

(both) You're going to start fighting. That's what.

- Me and my pal fight? - We're buddy-buddies.

♪ My bosom buddy ♪

♪ And my lifelong pal ♪

♪ La-dee-da-dee la-dee.. ♪♪

Okay, okay. Have it your way.

I just hope you're still singing together

five days from now.

Alright, Barney, bosom buddy

start unpacking.

Good, good, good.

Hey, uh, I'm hungry. Uh, what's for supper?

chomp chomp chomp

Delicious, Wilma. Mm, delicious.

- Why, thank you, Barney. - Mm-hm.

- Your dinner is wonderful. - I'm glad you're enjoying it.

(Fred) 'Well, how about me?'

How come I'm getting only one meatball?

(Wilma) 'Because we have guests, that's how come.'

Oh, ho, ho, ho. Yeah, yeah.

Excuse me, pal. Uh, very thoughtless.

Oh, uh, that's okay.

Could I, uh, pour you some water?

Uh, just a drop, but if it's no trouble.

(Fred) 'No trouble at all.'

- 'Are you sure?' - 'I insist.'

- 'You're very kind.' - 'My pleasure.'

- 'May I pour for you?' - 'How thoughtful.'

Oh, knock it off.

Wilma, please. Our guests.

Okay. Would you and your guest like some coffee?

(Fred) 'Uh, perhaps our guest would prefer his coffee later'

'uh, while we're watchin' TV?'

- Indubitably. - 'No, in the den.'

How's the coffee, bosom buddy?

Delicious, lifelong friend.

You boys relax while Betty and I do the dishes.

(Fred) Okay, Wilma.

Uh, we're going pretty good, huh, Fred?

Yeah, he-he.

We can't let anything go wrong between us, Barn.

'The main thing is, we can't fight'

'in front of the girls.'

Right, Fred.

No matter what happens, keep smilin'.

You can rely on me.

Anyone for dessert?

Swamp root layer cake.

Help yourselves, boys.

There's a piece for both of you.

(Barney) Oh, thank you.

chomp chomp chomp

Enjoy yourselves, fellas.

That's all there is. There ain't no more.

You selfish little moocher.

Who, me? What did I do?

I'll tell you what you did.

You grabbed the big piece of cake for yourself.

Well, uh, what would you've done?

I'd be a gentleman. I'd take the little one.

Well, you got it, didn't you?

What are you kicking about?

(Fred) 'Why, you..'

[choking]

Watch it, Fred. The-the girls.

Keep smilin', keep smilin'.

You boys gonna stay up long?

Not too long, dear.

Uh, me neither. I'm, uh, getting sleepy.

Well, goodnight, Fred.

mwah

Goodnight, honey.

Goodnight, Barney.

mwah

Goodnight, sweet dreams.

Do you, um, think you'll be comfortable

sleeping out here, boys?

(Fred) 'Sure, honey. You run along, honey.'

Goodnight then.

- 'Uh, goodnight.' - 'Goodnight.'

Hey, we might as well hit the hay, Barney.

I'm with you, Fred.

You go wash up

and I'll get the beds ready.

Will do, Fred. Will do.

Now, this short one is for Barney.

Nice and comfy.

And this one is for me.

♪ Scooby-dooby-doo-boo Scoodly-boo-boo ♪

♪ Scooby-doo-boo beedy-bee-doo-boo ♪

♪ Diddly-doo-doo dooby-doo-boo ♪♪

All set, Fred.

I left the toothpaste on the sink.

Hold it, hold it.

What's up, Fred.

What are you supposed to have on?

My nightshirt. That's what.

(Fred) 'And how am I supposed to sleep'

'if you got on a loud nightshirt like that?'

And if you get any louder, the girls will hear you.

Smile, Fred, smile. Show your teeth.

'And you better brush them while you're at it.'

[Barney laughing]

Oh, boy.

(Barney) 'Nighty-night, Fred.'

[Fred muttering]

Goodnight!

Ah.

(Barney) 'H-hey, w-what the heck?'

G-g-get off of me, Fred.

Get off of you? You get out of my bed.

Well, you don't expect me to-to s-sleep on them chairs?

(Fred) You're darn right. Put me down.

- Now, get up. - I will not.

- I'm warnin' you. - I'm not budgin'.

(Wilma) 'Fred. Is that you, Fred?'

Shh. Yes, dear.

- 'Is anything wrong?' - No, dear.

I just tucked Barney in cozy, comfy.

Goodnight.

(Wilma) 'Goodnight.'

Cozy, comfy?

He-he. That's cute, Fred.

Quiet, you dope. That was a close one.

And I'm not through with you.

Tomorrow night, I'm sleeping on the couch.

Okay, Fred. Okay. Sheesh.

[snoring]

[snoring]

[creaking]

[grunts]

[snoring]

(Wilma) 'Fred? Fred.'

Huh? Huh?

Fred, do you hear me?

Huh? Uh, what's the matter?

(Wilma) 'You forgot to put the cat out, Fred.'

Oh, boy.

'Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.'

'Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.'

Fred, quiet.

You'll wake everybody up.

Here, kitty, kitty, kit..

[grunts]

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

'Here, kitty. Come on.'

'Come on. There you are.'

'That's a good kitty.'

thud

[snoring]

[door closes]

[mumbling]

Hey, w-w-what's going on?

Fred? Hey, Fred!

thud thud thud

Fred. Fred, Fred!

Oh, uh, hiya, Fred.

What are you doing out here, Barney?

Search me, Fred. Search me.

(Fred) Come in here.

[instrumental music]

[birds chirping]

[yawning]

[ringing]

Huh!

[grunts]

Shh. Quiet, Fred.

You wanna wake up everybody?

You numbskull. Did you set that alarm?

(Barney) 'Oh, sure. I gotta get up at 5:00.'

Well, I don't have to get up till 8:00.

Well, go back to sleep, Fred.

I'll, uh, just, uh, tippy toe around

and, uh, be gone before you know it.

Five o'clock.

W-what such a thing?

[snoring]

[Barney gargling]

thud thud thud

Cut out that noise and let me get some sleep

before I immobilize you.

What are you making all that noise for?

- Me, making noise? - Shh.

The girls will think we're fightin'.

bam

(Wilma) 'Fred? Fred?'

Yes, dear.

'Can't you be a little more considerate?'

toot toot

thud thud thud

♪ My bosom buddy ♪

♪ And my lifelong pal ♪

♪ La-dee-la-dee ♪

♪ La-dee-ra-ra-ra he-ya ♪

♪ La-da-da-dee-da ♪♪

I just can't believe it, Betty.

Three days and not a cross word between them.

Mm, like a pair of angels.

When they offered to do the dishes tonight

I almost fainted.

Well, let's face it.

Maybe we were wrong.

There you are, pal.

I'll just put these pots away

and we'll be finished.

I just got this spoon left.

[spoons clatters]

Ye-ouch!

W-what's the matter, Fred? Hit your head?

When this quits hurtin'

you know what I'm gonna do to you?

'I'm gonna take this drawer and I'm..'

Shh. The girls will think we're fightin'.

[muttering]

[instrumental music]

Wilma, are you sure I didn't get a phone call?

- 'No, Fred.' - I can't understand it.

The boss told me he'd call tonight. It's very important.

For the millionth time, Fred, he did not call.

I've been here all day and there were no calls for you.

Well, I don't understand.

If the boss says he'll call, he calls.

Who took this phone off the hook?

The phone is off the hook.

- Who did it? - I did, Fred.

(Fred) 'You took the phone off the hook, in my house?'

You got your nerve. Why did you do it?

And you better have a good reason.

Well, I can't concentrate on my reading

if the phone starts ringin'.

You can't concentrate on..

Ooh, you little pipsqueak!

I will concentrate on tearing you apart. I will--

Shh, shh, shh.

The girls will think we're fightin'.

Thank goodness, only one more day.

That's a beautiful pizza, Wilma.

I wanted something special for your last night with us.

I hope it's big enough.

Oh, there is plenty for the four of us.

Well, we better hurry and get downtown

before all the bargains are gone.

I'll just put this pizza in the refrigerator until we get back.

And I'll get the car and meet you outside.

(Wilma) 'Okay, Betty. Be with you in a minute.'

Hello. Anybody home?

♪ Dooby-doo-doo hey diddly-doo-boo ♪

♪ Loo-pee-dee-dee-voo-voo zoo-zoo-zoo-zi-do ♪

♪ Voo-doo-doo-di-boo-doo dod-di-di-voo ♪

♪ Zap-dee-dee zap ♪♪

Ooh. Hm, pizza pie.

And it looks mighty de-e-licious.

[laughing]

chomp chomp chomp

♪ The Rubbles are leaving hurray hurray ♪

♪ The Rubbles are leaving today today ♪

♪ Dee-dee-dee-dee ♪♪

He he he!

And I will be very happy to see them go.

[laughing]

'Oh, Wilma.'

thud

Greetings, one and all.

For you, Mrs. Flintstone, a few posies.

Ha ha ha.

And for our charming house guest, uh, ditto.

- Thank you, Fred. - Hiya, Barney old pal?

Well, it's our last night together.

And boy, am I starved. What's for supper?

[clearing throat]

Hey, what's the matter?

What's going on?

- Well? - Oh, well, what, Fred?

(Betty) 'Tell Fred what's for supper, Barney.'

[mumbling] W-w-well, i-it was

uh, this way, Fred.

'Uh-uh, when I got home, uh, there was nobody here'

'and, uh, and, uh, and-and there was this beautiful pizza pie'

'in the ice box, see?'

And, uh, and, uh, I, uh, I, uh..

Aye yay yay yay yay yay yay.

No. No!

You ate a whole pizza yourself?

A meal for the four of us?

- Why, you-- - I-Ixnay, Fred.

'T-t-the girls, the girls.'

Oh, well. What are we makin' a fuss about?

Like I always say

'a guest in my house'

'is welcome to anything he wants.'

Um, what will we do about dinner?

Perfectly simple.

I'll just step over to the delicatessen

and get us a load of cold cuts.

Have the table set, Wilma. I'll be back in a minute.

And, uh, Barney old pal

'how about walking over with me?'

Uh, yeah, I-I better come along

and see that you get enough.

Well, let's go, pal.

The delicatessen is down this way.

That's right. But we're going this way.

This is a showdown, Barney.

For five days, I've stood all a man can stand.

Eating that pizza was the last straw.

Now you and me are gonna have a knockdown

'drag out, man-to-man fight to the finish.'

Okay, Fred. If that's the way you want it.

En garde.

[dramatic music]

You know, I've never been more proud of Fred.

He acted so sweet

after what Barney did.

I thought he'd hit the ceiling

after what Barney did.

'And what's more, I think he would've had every right'

'to explode after what Barney did.'

I don't think we better talk about it anymore, Wilma.

What's the matter?

Surely you don't defend what Barney did?

What Barney did. What Barney did. What did Barney do?

You know perfectly well what he did. He--

All he did was help himself to an old pizza.

I-if you want us to pay for it, we'll gladly pay for it.

- Now, see here, Betty. - No, you see here, Wilma.

boing boing boing

- Well? - Well?

I'm waitin' for you.

I'm waitin' for you.

Oh, stand still, you mosquito

and let me swat you one.

(Betty) 'I knew we should've gone to a hotel in the first place.'

(Wilma) 'Yes, I wish you had gone to a hotel in the first place.'

- It's the girls. - They're fightin'.

I always say, you never know people till you live with them.

Ha-ha. You can say that again.

[laughs]

What are you laughin' at?

Don't you get it, Fred? They said we'd be fightin'.

But-but look who's fightin'.

[both laughing]

Hey, come on, pal. We better break it up.

- Oh, yeah? That's what you say. - Yeah, that's what I say.

And another thing.

- I think that you-- - 'Oh, Wilma. Ha-ha-ha!'

(Barney) 'Uh, hello, Betty.'

[both laughing]

(Betty) Well, what's so funny?

Yeah, what are you two clowns laughing at?

(Fred) What are we laughing at?

[laughing]

You tell 'em, Barney.

I can't stand this. Ha-ha-ha!

No, y-you tell 'em, Fred.

[both laughing]

You, you were the ones gettin' worried

about Barney and me gettin' along

and here you are fighting.

[laughing continues]

[laughing]

[all laughing]

Say, what do you say we all go out and get a dino burger?

[all laughing]

I'm with you, Fred. Lead the way.

After you, ladies.

Come on, pal. Let's eat.

I-I'm with you, Fred, all the way.

[laughing]

[theme music]

[yawning]

clink

thud

boing

slam

[door rattling]

Wilma!

bang bang bang

Wilma!

bang abng abng

Come on, Wilma. Open this door!

Wilma!