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After the success of the show's first season,

I started to get recognized,

sometimes right in the middle of filming,

which meant I had to start to find ways

to disguise my appearance.

This was the very first time

I altered my appearance for a shoot

and got to wear the first of many incredibly handsome wigs.

-Hey, how you doing? -Good.

-Oh, did you draw with this? -No. I was just looking at it.

Oh, yeah, it's really wild.

They make it -- the people who make 3-D printers,

they make that same kind of thing.

Oh, that's cool.

I was trying to play with it before,

but I couldn't get it to work. Someone was doing it.

Nah, see, it's not really...

It's supposed to look 3-D, but that doesn't look very 3-D.

No. And 'cause it's expensive,

too, so it's very strange.

Yeah. Those are closed. Oh, those are closed, okay.

But, look, like, if I draw a 3-D box on here.

You know how you draw a box and make it look 3-D?

It's supposed to look...

I don't know if the ink is running out or what, but...

It's supposed to look more 3-D.

I don't know. They say it's supposed to...

I don't think it really works that well.

Yeah, I don't see it, either.

They said when it dries it should, like, start to...

Oh, my God. Wait. Do you see it?

Wait a minute.

Are you kidding me? No, no, no.

Oh, my gosh, I got it to work!

That's great. Oh, my gosh, that's great!

Wow! Okay, what just happened?

Yeah. It's like a 3-D printer.

That's great!

I totally didn't think it was working.

How did that happen?

I don't know. I'm freaked out.

Totally freaked out. That is out of control.

Seriously? Yeah.

Look at this. It dried out.

Oh, I guess it needed to get just --

that's the scribble.

That's great. Let me try.

You gonna scribble on it?

Here, try.

Where'd the pen go?

Oh.

Whoa!

Okay, what?

You know what? It's funny. The guys said that

they make the pen at, like --

that they draw the pens out of their own pens, the company,

and that they're not losing any money.

They have 100% profit margin.

Okay. That's crazy!

I'm freaked out right now.

Yeah, we were trying to get this to work all day.

Hold on a second. Let me just get my --

Yeah, please.

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Where'd it go?

[ Register beeps ]

I think it's important to make eye contact

to get somebody's full attention before I start my magic.

But sometimes, cellphones can make that very difficult.

Oh, that's cool. Yeah.

That's great.

You should get one of these banners.

Oh, yeah? You think so? Yeah.

They were just showing us how to use these this morning.

-They're really fun. -That's pretty cool.

-Oh! -No, but they do, like,

an electronic one. Fancy thing.

Did I do that right?

-Yeah, but what does it do? -No, there's two L's.

Oh, there's two L's in it. That's what keeps messing up.

So it's better to make them yourself

than the electronic version.

What does it do, though?

Oh, 'cause they have the little ends on it,

so it works with your phone.

So, you plug the phone into the end of it.

And then you just speak into it. I'll show you.

Welcome. Yeah, there we go.

See, then it will... It'll just write it out for you.

What?

No, 'cause I was saying -- I was saying "welcome."

Where did it go? Where'd the "L" go?

'Cause I said it correctly this time.

Here, I'll show you.

I want to watch it do it.

Yeah, but I want to see a different word.

Oh, I see what you mean. Okay, okay. Use your phone.

What's your name? Going into this shoot day,

I had plenty of confidence in my magic,

but I didn't think anyone would believe the wig.

So I wore it out in public the day before the shoot --

no one said anything. Say my name?

Yeah. Morgan.

See, that just flipped over.

I'll attach it.

What? There's my name!

-Stop! -Yeah.

-What? -Yeah.

-Well, how? -Yeah, it gets a little tangled,

but it does a pretty good job.

Is this serious right now?

That's pretty cool, right?

-I don't understand. -How does it work?

This is not real life. [ Laughs ]

What's he doing?

Oh, yeah, he was doing these little paintings.

Now, this was inspired by the Duck Decoy trick from season 1,

but I'm doing it in reverse.

Instead of building a duck, I'm taking apart a turtle.

What do you feed him?

Nothing.

He has to eat.

I'm so confused right now. Why are you confused?

Because you said he doesn't eat, and he's real,

so he has to eat.

Oh, no, it's a craft turtle.

That's what I was saying.

He's a craft turtle.

He's a little...

I'm so c-- I'm really confused. Is he a real, live --

Oh, wait, you're taking -- Oh, no, here.

These little pieces. Are you kidding me?

That's what dots this out. Yeah.

It's just pieces.

That's the most realistic thing I have ever seen.

Yeah. Oh, my g--

[ Laughs ]

I was about to report you 'cause you weren't feeding him.

Oh, no. I thought you were being silly.

Do you know how real he looks?

Yeah. When it's together, it's really real,

'cause it's made of deep sediment clay,

so it warms up in the sun.

That's how we get it to work.

I thought it was a real turtle.

You wet it with a sponge.

-Yeah. -And then you let

that clay absorb sunlight.

-Yes. -'Cause he's, like,

stiff right now. -Yeah.

But when he absorbs the sunlight, then it gets...

-Oh, my gosh. -It gets more doughy.

-And there's no battery? -No, no battery.

Some clay dries by sun, and some you have to bake in the oven.

Right. So, these three prongs

go on here like that,

and then he'll go off and...

Yeah.

[ Laughs ]

-He even blinks his eyes. -Oh, my God.

Yeah. He starts to warm up a little.

That is wild!

What can activate his motion if there's no battery?

Is it the stored heat? Yeah.

It's the condensed heat, and it kind of wavers.

-Through the clay? -Yeah.

So, the clay has got some sort of organic...

-Property. -...DNA that...

It's mimicking what the turtles are doing,

'cause it's Peruvian turtle clay.

You know the Turtle Bay in Peru?

-Yes. -Yeah, this is

Turtle Clay by Turtle Bay.

'Cause you know how a turtle will go into its shell

to protect itself? But he's not real.

How does he know that he needs to protect himself?

It's a blob of clay.

I have got to get one of these for my kids.

It has to have something to coordinate.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Yeah, moisten it with a sponge,

and then just put a little paint on his feet

and let them make art, you know?

Something is really, really wrong.

How in the world...?

Now, there were some challenges to the turtle illusion.

Mainly, the fake turtle kept falling apart

before I could finish the trick,

but slow and steady won the race,

and I was able to pull it off one more time,

as you're about to see in this never-before-seen clip.

I think he's finished painting today, though.

[ Laughs ]

You're done, buddy, aren't you?

This is my favorite one.

He's a craft turtle.

So, what, is there a battery or something?

No, it's just made with clay.

Oh.

And it's --

The turtles breed in this clay, so...

it has a lot of their,

you know, biology inside of it, I guess you could say.

This is the craziest thing I've ever seen.

All right, let me just get another one in the back.

I'll be right back. I'll get you one. Okay.

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I always wanted to do a yard sale on this show,

but this was surprisingly complicated to shoot.

This house was right next door to an airport and a golf course,

so not only did I have to watch out for flying golf balls

but planes kept flying overhead and interfering with our audio.

Woman: Well, how come there's so many cars?

Oh, yeah. You know, they park here to golf instead.

I was like, "Man, this must be some special yard sale."

Yeah, right? Seriously.

Yeah.

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[ Chuckles ]

This is funny. Someone was like,

they're gonna come back for this.

Like, "Don't sell it to anyone else,"

and I'm like, "This?" Of all the things, right?

Oh! Whoops. Didn't even open it.

Oh, my God.

Yikes!

I bet they didn't know that.

I know. Oh, my gosh. I should clean it before...

Uh, yeah, probably. ...they come back.

That's pretty gross. That is gross.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's what she was saying.

It was like...She said they don't make these anymore.

She didn't even open it? She didn't open it.

Just a normal reaction.

Yeah, I know. But she saw this,

and she was like, "Is that the knob for there?"

And I said yes, so she goes, "Hold on, I'll be right back.

Do not sell that."

That is so funny.

Yeah. It's like, you know, a self-cleaning oven?

Yeah. Yeah.

Huh. Here.

Doesn't it have a cord that goes...?

It doesn't have a cord. It goes -- I think...

It goes on there. Yeah.

Did you feel it twist all the way on?

I don't want to do anything to it.

Just like that. But I thought it was

one of those electric things

that had the... It doesn't have any cord.

No, it's not a cord, but it feels like it has a...

No wonder she thought it was unique.

Yeah, it's getting warm. Feel that?

Yeah, it feels like it got warm.

And then, if you turn it all the way over...

Who made that?

She said it would get hot, but I don't feel it getting hot.

What the...?

Does it feel like it's hot? What is this? What is that?

Oh, my gosh!

I'm freaking out.

Oh, my God. That's what -- That's crazy!

Are you kidding me? No! Oh!

She said it was a leftover lever,

and that's why she --

I don't care! How did that --

How did that junk get to that?

She said it was -- Are you joking?

Are you kidding me? I'm freaking out.

What?

No, you didn't see what happened.

Opened it up, and it's like a fresh pan of lasagna.

Exactly. So, was it frozen? No, it wasn't frozen.

It was just dried out. You know how you turn --

Yeah, but you didn't even have it on there very long.

Yeah, but you know when you make soup

and the top gets a skin on it and you kind of flop it over?

It wasn't even a full pan, though.

No, I know, but it fluffs it up.

It's like a leftover cooker.

I don't think I've seen anything like that in my life.

They call it the le--

And it's like it just came out the stove.

No, if you'd seen what was in there before,

you wouldn't eat it.

Really? Yeah, it was all dried out.

Before-and-after picture.

They call it the leftover lever.

I feel like I'm on drugs or something.

I've never seen anything like that.

Someone came by before. I had these in separate cages.

And they wanted the cage but not the bunny.

These are Norwegian Jackrabbits,

so you're not supposed to put them in the same cage together.

Oh. Uh-huh. I don't know.

But he keeps going over there. He really wants to be friends.

Yeah.

He's got the cutest little face, right?

Hi, there, bunny.

Now, these bunnies were not available for rehearsal,

so this is their first time trying the trick.

Fortunately, I'm an animal lover,

because I was about to have my hands full.

And this one has the cutest little eye.

You see, it's got a little bit of...

Yeah. How cute. Oh! And you've got another one.

Oh! Look at that. Wait a minute.

Did it just pop out?

That can't be. Where was it hiding, even?

No way. There were only two rabbits in here.

Oh, my God.

Aww. Lookit, they're like a little family.

Yeah.

And they're just so cute, right?

Look, there's another one.

What? Whoa!

[ Laughs ]

How?

-Now there's two babies. -Whoa!

Yeah. Well, is that why you're not supposed to put the two --

There's three babies! Where were those babies?

That is the most bizarre thing ever.

Yeah. Is that why you're not supposed

to put them together?

Look, there's a black one! A solid black one!

Where are all those babies c-- Oh, my God.

They can't give birth that quickly, right?

That's just bizarre.

That is bizarre. Take one out of here.

Now, this one here is moving around.

Yeah, here, there's one.

I mean, how in the world could they --

-Yeah, there's four. -There's four.

One, two, three...

No way. There's five.

-Wait a minute. -One, two, three, four, five.

-Wait a minute. -There's five.

Let me see. One, two... Whoa. Three...

Four...

Five. Six!

-Six? -Oh, my God.

How did that just happen? I mean, I swear.

No wonder she said they would go crazy.

What are they doing? Are they trying to...

-There's seven. -Seven?

-There's seven. -Wait a minute.

There's seven. Whoa!

And I think there's one underneath.

Here. Come over here. You got those?

I got these.

[ Laughs ]

I mean, it couldn't happen that quick.

No way. They can-- Whoa.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Okay, now check underneath them and just see.

Look underneath them? Yeah.

Just see if there's any left. Do you see any?

No, I don't see any. No?

No. Okay.

Any over here?

No. No?

-No. -Whoa.

Oh, my God.

How many is it? Eight?

Was that one already in there?

No, you just told me it was empty.

Wait a minute. Did you put this one in here?

No! Hold on.

How many are here now?

Okay. I'm losing count.

2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 11.

11. 11.

What are you gonna do with all these?

How many do you wa-- Do you want to take some home?

No! Dude, stop.

Well, what am I gonna do with all of them?

Oh, my God.

All right. I'll make a deal with you.

You take half of them.

No, dude. Stop.

You've heard of an Eskimo kiss?

Yeah. It's that kind of a thing.

They can breed just by nose touching.

Yeah, when rabbits touch noses.

That's why you always try and keep them from kissing.

Well, I mean, I think that you need to take

one of them out, and you need to put these babies

back in with this one 'cause the babies came from this.

From this guy? Uh-huh.

Okay. Babies came from there.

But that's the boy. Are you sure?

Yeah.

Should I put some of them back?

Look, another one's being born.

Okay.

What about a box? Yeah, a box is good.

How about going to get a box, and I'll watch them.

Okay, you watch over them.

Just watch them. I'll get a box.

-All right, hold on. -Oh, dear God. This is crazy.

Now, the rapidly multiplying bunnies

weren't the only animal-themed trick that day,

but it was so long and elaborate

that we didn't have time in the episode to air this next clip.

[ Air horns toots ]

-What was that? -The piggy bank.

It does that on its own?

Yeah, it has an alarm on it.

Oh. You're not saving enough, so...

You never saw this before, the secure piggy banks,

the extra-secure ones? No!

Oh, they're really cool. No.

I don't know why. I think it's 'cause I didn't

set the thing right on the bottom.

It's like one of those old --

Here, take your glasses off, and you can really see the...

Wow, yeah. See how it's like porcelain?

Yeah, yeah. Wow.

It has the little sound in there?

Yeah. I mean, it's just a regular bank, right?

But it has, like, if we put a coin in it...

Here, drop a coin in there.

[ Coin jingling ]

So that'll stay because it's set for more money.

But the bottom has, like, this --

this little computer chip in it.

You see that thing? Yeah.

So, if you set this thing,

it has, like, settings on it for --

Here, take the... You take the coin out.

So that was only set for 25 cents,

but if we set that for more...

Did someone make this? Yeah.

This was handmade by my uncle's --

my uncle's brother, who is also my uncle.

He made this in tech college back in the '80s.

So if I lower that down,

if I set it as low as 25 cents...

Here, let me see the quarter.

Yeah.

But if you put it in now...

because it's set for 25 cents, now it will seal.

What? Yeah.

'Cause it's set so low.

See, there's that, and then...

Both of them will seal up to whatever you have it set for.

Wait a minute. Are my eyes playing tricks on me?

No, no. People would set it for, like,

however much you want to save up to.

That is such a wise idea.

Yeah. So, now it's set so you can't...

Oh, my gosh.

You won't be able to take it out.

Yeah. That is so cool.

My son's gonna be like...

I never set as low, so... I can change the setting...

Oh, wait. Wait. Now I can't...

How would we get to the setting now?

I have no idea. Do you have to put more money in it?

How? There's no hole in it now.

I might have instructions in the back.

Hold on. Will you hang on for one second?

I have a... Just hang on one second.

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Oh, so, did you not together

these really elaborate tricks

with lots of moving parts,

designed to completely alter someone's perception of time.

Now, we did a déjà vu-themed piece that I loved,

and here, I wanted to kick it up a notch and convince a guy

that he had lost several minutes of his life.

-My mom has a consignment store. -Oh, cool.

Yeah, she gets a lot of pieces, too,

that I pick up from her.

Oh, nice. Yeah, we refinish stuff, we build stuff.

We're actually testing a glue today.

Have you heard of this stuff before? Amvox 73?

-Mnh-mnh. -Here, check that thing out.

It's supposed to be better -- Is it like an epoxy?

It's supposed to be better than regular glue.

You know, it, like, bonds in a way that, like --

it's better than screws.

Absorbs in the wood and bonds it together.

Yeah, so we're testing it on these.

We're just making a few spice racks,

so we're just doing the posts with the glue.

Then we'll paint it when we're finished,

so it's pretty easy.

Okay. Uh, but this stuff's crazy

'cause first you have to open it,

and it smells really bad.

Smell that?

Ohh! Yeah. It's strong, right?

Yeah. So, I'm gonna leave it open.

You actually have to leave it open for two minutes,

and it will start to smell sweet.

And when it smells sweet, then you use it.

So, it's 12:35. So we'll do it in, like, 12:37.

Wait for the odor?

Wait for the odor to smell good.

In fact, I get pretty lightheaded quick.

Can you put that over on that bench or something?

Sure. Yeah, just get it away.

Then we'll check back on it in like two minutes.

Did they have you sign, by the way,

a release to use chemicals?

No. They didn't?

Okay. I'll have him go over it with you.

You're just gonna sign a thing that says you're using

glues and saws and all that stuff.

Typical waiver. Yeah. [ Laughs ]

We can do that later.

You don't have to worry about it now.

Okay, so, here. Slide that thing in.

I was doing this thing where it, like, slid,

and I have paint here,

and I have brushes up there, which I'll get.

You just hold the bottom of the ladder when I go up.

Uh, here you go. Slide along, find the pressure.

This is how they want to test the glue.

It has a spot where it kind of fits in.

-Right there? -Yeah, and then just make

a mark on either side of it.

I'm gonna get the brushes.

Uh, maybe you could hold the bottom of this ladder here.

Will you hold the bottom of the ladder here?

-Sure. -Yeah.

Okay.

Nice.

All right. Good.

I don't trust this place. Okay.

Check the glue, too, see if it smells sweet yet.

Okay.

Yeah, it's smelling sweet. [ Laughs ]

It smells kind of good now, actually.

All right.

Okay.

I've got that whole thing finished then.

Oh, you...

All right. ...came back down.

So, I'll just let that dry. You all right?

-Yeah. -Oh, okay.

You took a good, long smell of that.

-Yeah. -So, I did this one.

You don't mind if I did it, right?

-What? -Yeah. Check my work.

You're better at it than I am.

Is it still wet?

Uh, no, it dried. It's been like --

What time did we check that glue the first time?

12:35. 35.

12:35? Yeah.

Yeah, look, it's 12:50.

So that's like 15 minutes.

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Oh, okay. You took a good, long smell of that.

Yeah.

Now, when this guy reported for work,

we told him that cellphones were not allowed on the premises

because they're distracting and they can be a safety hazard.

Really, we just didn't want him to be able to check the time.

12:35. 35.

12:35? Yeah.

Yeah, look, it's 12:50.

So that's like 15 minutes.

Yeah, 'cause I -- I don't know.

Uh, yeah, I might've took too good of a whiff off that.

Yeah? Yeah.

No, it was weird 'cause I saw you were --

I came down with the brushes, and you were like --

you didn't even --

Yeah, I didn't even notice you come down.

Really? It felt like

two minutes had gone by.

Oh, so did you not see me paint this?

No. I don't even remember you doing that.

Really? I was standing there that long?

Yeah.

Yeah, we lost a little bit of time, right?

Yeah. That's weird.

That's -- That's crazy.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm not sure if you should be using that stuff.

Yeah. You know what? I'm not --

I don't think I want to use this stuff anymore.

It's funny. Yeah, it's funny 'cause they had us --

he had me sign the release for it,

which I didn't even want to do.

Right. Yeah.

Do you feel bad that you signed it now?

Well, I don't remember reading it.

Did I look it over?

That's so sick. Yeah, you signed this.

No, I literally don't remember any of that.

Whoa! I know I blanked --

I lost time. I mean, I lost probably --

I don't know -- five or eight minutes,

something like that, where I just blanked out.

Really? Yeah.

I was just standing there.

Yeah, I probably shouldn't have put my nose in that thing.

Yeah. And I've used a lot of,

you know, caustic materials and glues,

and that's never happened.

Yeah. They say that thing happens --

you know, you lose a blank of time,

like a section of time,

and you don't remember what you were doing.

It's kind of like a blackout from fumes.

It's called the Carbonaro Effect.

No kidding. Have you heard of that?

The Carbonaro Effect? No.

Oh, yeah. It's also the name

of a hidden-camera, magic TV show.

Huh. Oh, yeah! I think, uh...

I think I have heard that somewhere.

You've heard of that show? Yeah.

What if I told you that you were on that show right now?

Shut up. I'm serious.

We filmed this piece after the show aired its first season,

and this guy was one of the first people

to recognize the title, even though he'd never watched.

Hopefully, the experience turned him into a regular viewer.

[ Laughs ]

You're on my TV show right now.

You didn't blank out. You're totally cool.

Wow.

Literally, I was -- I was freaking out.

-Yeah? -I was freaking out

for a second. Oh, dude.

You got me good.

You were awesome. Yeah.

[ Laughing ] I was halfway thinking,

"Do I need to go to the hospital right now?"

Oh, no!

That's my signature, too.

I didn't even sign it. And you didn't see me paint.

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