Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,000
[instrumental music]
2
00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,000
Hiya, Mrs. Flintstone, is Flintstone around?
3
00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000
Oh, uh, h-hello, Joe.
4
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000
Um...uh-uh, Fred?
5
00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000
Yeah, you know, your husband.
6
00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,000
[laughing]
7
00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:17,000
Say, what's, uh, going on in the garage?
8
00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:21,000
Oh, no. Flintstone in tights doing a ballet?
9
00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,000
[Joe laughing]
10
00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000
Joe, Joe, wait.
11
00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000
You wouldn't repeat this to anyone, would you?
12
00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000
'Are you kidding?'
13
00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000
This is the scoop of the century.
14
00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000
[laughing]
15
00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:36,000
Oh, boy. And they call us woman gossipy.
16
00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000
[sighs]
17
00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,000
[theme music]
18
00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000
[siren wailing]
19
00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000
Yabba-dabba-doo!
20
00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,000
? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?
21
00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,000
? They're the modern Stone Age family ?
22
00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,000
? From the town of Bedrock ?
23
00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,000
? They're a page right out of history ?
24
00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,000
? Let's ride with the family down the street ?
25
00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,000
? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?
26
00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,000
? When you're with the Flintstones ?
27
00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000
? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?
28
00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000
? A dabba-doo time ?
29
00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000
? We'll have a gay old time ?
30
00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000
[instrumental music]
31
00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000
(male narrator) Stonyside Country Club.
32
00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,000
Mecca of Bedrock's aristocracy.
33
00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000
Here, the selected few gather to enjoy
34
00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,000
the opulence and luxury of the good life.
35
00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000
Here, the cultured and more refined
36
00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,000
in other words, rich Bedrock people
37
00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,000
can enjoy a dip in the club's swimming pool.
38
00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,000
splash
39
00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000
Or roll a few lines in their private bowling alley.
40
00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000
whoosh
41
00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000
[pins crashing]
42
00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,000
They even have an automatic pin-setter.
43
00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000
Then there is the quiet luxury
44
00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,000
of a friendly game of billiards.
45
00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,000
In short, this is a club anyone would love to join.
46
00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,000
And at this moment, out here on the Stonyside golf course
47
00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000
the powerful membership committee has met
48
00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000
for a round of golf and to consider
49
00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,000
the application of a new member.
50
00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000
"Fred Flintstone."
51
00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,000
Rather a crude common name don't you think, Sofia?
52
00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000
Quite so, dear.
53
00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000
We must be careful about
54
00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,000
whom we permit in Stonyside Club.
55
00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000
It's our responsibility to retain
56
00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:33,000
a strictly upper crust nature of our membership.
57
00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,000
'Caddie!'
58
00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000
thump thump thump
59
00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,000
We can't be too careful.
60
00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,000
We must preserve our noble strain.
61
00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,000
It's so nice to be rich and cultured
62
00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000
and better than another people.
63
00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000
How true.
64
00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000
Fore!
65
00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,000
Did anyone see where my ball went?
66
00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000
[babbling]
67
00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,000
We did and it didn't.
68
00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:07,000
Oh, tsk, tsk, tsk. I'm so sorry, dear.
69
00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000
We must replace all dibids.
70
00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,000
I'll give it one more whack.
71
00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000
Fore!
72
00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000
boing
73
00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000
Good heavens!
74
00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000
clank
75
00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,000
Did you keep your eye on the ball that time?
76
00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,000
Yes, but try to keep your ball
77
00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,000
off my eye, won't you, dear.
78
00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:35,000
My, what a poor lie. Oh, well.
79
00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:40,000
It's the rule, sweetie. Play the ball where it lies.
80
00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000
Fore!
81
00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000
thwack
82
00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000
Uh, Sofia?
83
00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,000
plop
84
00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000
Perhaps we should forget golf for today.
85
00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000
I think we should get on with investigating
86
00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000
this Flintstone person immediately.
87
00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000
Good idea.
88
00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,000
That should be much more fun and safer.
89
00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:07,000
(Betty) 'Dino, a pedigree? Oh, come on, Wilma. Hee-hee-hee!'
90
00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000
(Wilma) 'That's right Betty, a pedigree.'
91
00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000
The Dinosaur Club just mailed us his papers.
92
00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000
Ever since he learned he was a descendant
93
00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000
of a royal dinosaur family
94
00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000
he's been a regular snob.
95
00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000
[chuckles]
96
00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000
'Just look at that uppity attitude.'
97
00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000
bam
98
00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,000
[sniggering]
99
00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000
I think that's the Flintstone place
100
00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000
just ahead, Stevens.
101
00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000
Yes, ma'am.
102
00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000
Rather a small house, isn't it?
103
00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000
That's one strike against him.
104
00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000
Perhaps it's a summer cottage.
105
00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000
It had better be.
106
00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,000
'The place might even be the servants' quarters.'
107
00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000
I still can't believe it.
108
00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,000
Your pet, Dino, is actually
109
00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,000
the grandson of the duke of Snob Stone.
110
00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000
Hear that?
111
00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000
Her pet name for her husband is Dino
112
00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,000
and he's descended from royalty.
113
00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000
(Wilma) Oh, I know, it's wonderful for him.
114
00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:10,000
But I suppose now he'll want a home in the country and a yacht.
115
00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,000
Oh, one lump of sugar or two, my dear?
116
00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,000
(Betty) 'Two please, you know how extravagant'
117
00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000
'we blue-bloods are.'
118
00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,000
My, isn't this delicious?
119
00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000
What? I can't hear.
120
00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000
(Betty) A toast, Wilma.
121
00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,000
Here's to all the wealth, fame and fanfare
122
00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,000
that goes with royalty.
123
00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000
(Wilma) 'I'm with you.'
124
00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000
I just love that kind of talk.
125
00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,000
- So sophisticated. - Our kind of people.
126
00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000
Come, we must sign up the Flintstones
127
00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000
before some other club does.
128
00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,000
That's what I've been saying all along, darling.
129
00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,000
I don't know if I'd like being rich, Betty.
130
00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000
But I'd sure like to try.
131
00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000
[door bell rings]
132
00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,000
Come in, the door is open.
133
00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,000
Oh, Mrs. Flintstone, congratulations.
134
00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,000
We, the Stonyside Country Club membership committee
135
00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000
are proud to snap you up.
136
00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:09,000
Uh-uh, th-that is a-accept your application
137
00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,000
into our exclusive country club.
138
00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000
R-r-really?
139
00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,000
Here is your new membership card.
140
00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:22,000
Of course, we'll expect you at our annual ball this Saturday.
141
00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000
Oh, why, oh-oh, of course.
142
00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:28,000
Fine, goodbye now and please give our best
143
00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000
to your distinguished husband.
144
00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000
[laughing]
145
00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,000
"Distinguished husband"?
146
00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000
My Fred?
147
00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000
I knew Fred had applied for this
148
00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000
but I never though he'd be accepted.
149
00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000
- I just don't get it. - I think I do.
150
00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000
I bet they eavesdropped on our conversation
151
00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000
'about Dino's royal background'
152
00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,000
'and they must have assumed we were discussing Fred.'
153
00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000
thud
154
00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000
'Oh, you think Fred will fit in'
155
00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000
'with that high society crowd?'
156
00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000
I don't know. Fred's a wonderful man.
157
00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:07,000
But, uh, he is a bit rough around the edges.
158
00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000
Alright, let's get things moving up there.
159
00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000
Let's go!
160
00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,000
What're all these guys doing on the freeway anyhow?
161
00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:22,000
- Same as you, Fred, griping. - Come on! Move it!
162
00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000
[squawking]
163
00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,000
I'm gonna have to get me a big air-horn.
164
00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,000
You don't need one, your big blow-hard.
165
00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,000
[squawking]
166
00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000
Boy, you're really a bear when you're late for dinner, Fred.
167
00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:44,000
- I am not a bear, bubble-head! - Then how come you're yelling?
168
00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:50,000
'Cause I always yell before I clobber somebody.
169
00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,000
Now, now, fellas, cool it. Relax.
170
00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000
- Hey, it's old Gazoo. - Hi, hi, Gazoo.
171
00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000
You still banished from your own planet?
172
00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:02,000
Oh, yes. I'm piling up new good deeds everyday.
173
00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000
In fact, I'm going to help you right now.
174
00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000
whoosh
175
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000
I'm going to get you out of all this traffic.
176
00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:12,000
Please, Gazoo, I'd rather do it myself.
177
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000
Oh, nonsense.
178
00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000
[whirring]
179
00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000
(Barney) Oh, no.
180
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000
Uh, you're a nice guy, Gazoo
181
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000
but this magic stuff always gets us in trouble.
182
00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000
Not this time. Heh-ha. How's this?
183
00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,000
Hey-hey! This isn't bad.
184
00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000
Thanks, Gazoo.
185
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,000
Yeah, I guess we can't get into any trouble up here.
186
00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,000
(male 1) 'Alright, pull over to that cloud.'
187
00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000
Let's see your pilot's license, buddy.
188
00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:44,000
- Uh-uh, p-p-p-pilot license? - I think I'd better get lost.
189
00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000
poof
190
00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000
"Flying without a license.
191
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:52,000
Going one way on a one way airway."
192
00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,000
- Sign here, please. - Yes, sir.
193
00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:01,000
I should've known, that Gazoo with his darn magic.
194
00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000
That guy is nothing but bad news.
195
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:07,000
Thank you, sir. Now, fly carefully.
196
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000
Happy landings.
197
00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000
whoosh
198
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000
Well, Gazoo did it again.
199
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000
Gazoo, come on out here.
200
00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000
Gazoo?
201
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000
Ah, there you are.
202
00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000
You got me in a jam again.
203
00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000
Now, get us down, will you?
204
00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,000
And knock off all this hocus-pocus, okay?
205
00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,000
Okay, but it's hard to work when you're angry with me.
206
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,000
First, we get rid of your propeller.
207
00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000
Hey, wait.
208
00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,000
One of these days you're gonna get yours, Gazoo.
209
00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000
crash
210
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000
[groaning]
211
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000
Now, I really did it.
212
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000
Uh, don't worry, fellas, I'll fix your car.
213
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000
No, wait, wait! Don't help us.
214
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000
No trouble at all.
215
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000
It'll be as good as new.
216
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000
thud
217
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000
H-hey, run, Fred, the car is after us.
218
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,000
Oh, darn. Nothing is going right.
219
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000
Oh, oh, the car. Stop car!
220
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000
'Stop, I say!'
221
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000
screech
222
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,000
That little space guy can stay
223
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000
but the magic has got to go.
224
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:18,000
Oh, yeah. Hey, uh, do us one more favor, will you, Gazoo?
225
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000
Don't do us any favors.
226
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000
Gee, I'm sorry.
227
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000
Now, I've really got to make it up to them.
228
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000
Somehow.
229
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000
[gunfire on TV]
230
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000
(Wilma) 'Oh, Bamm-Bamm.'
231
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:35,000
Could you kids watch TV in the other room, please?
232
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000
[babbling]
233
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,000
Bamm, bamm, bamm, bamm, bamm!
234
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,000
[babbling]
235
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,000
Oh, it must be nice to have the strongest boy
236
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000
in the world around, Betty.
237
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000
It sure is.
238
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000
I better be getting home.
239
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,000
Let me know how things are in high society.
240
00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000
[giggling]
241
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000
I'll probably never find out, Betty.
242
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000
Bye.
243
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000
Hi, Wilma. What's for dinner?
244
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,000
Oh, hi, Fred, congratulations.
245
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000
Huh? What for?
246
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,000
On being accepted into the Stonyside Country Club.
247
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000
Bye.
248
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,000
Me, in Stonyside?
249
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000
That's what she said. Hi, Fred.
250
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000
Golf.
251
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000
Bowling.
252
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000
Hello, Fred.
253
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000
Swimming pool.
254
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,000
Yoo-hoo! Fred? Mr. Flintstone?
255
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000
Snooker.
256
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:40,000
- Calling Fred. - Steam room.
257
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000
Come in, please.
258
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000
thud
259
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000
Hey, what's the big idea?
260
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,000
Sorry, Fred, I just wanted your attention.
261
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,000
Boy, some greeting that is.
262
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000
Hiya, Pebbly-boo.
263
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000
I'd like to talk to you, dear
264
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000
about joining the Stonyside Country Club.
265
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:03,000
Well, isn't that crowd just a little out of our class?
266
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000
Don't be a snob, Wilma.
267
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000
[Pebbles giggling]
268
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000
They're just as good as we are.
269
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000
But are we ready for them, Fred?
270
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:17,000
They're high society. We're just plain poor.
271
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000
Well, i-it'll be sort of awkward.
272
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000
Oh? Then how come they let us join?
273
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000
[babbling]
274
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000
(Wilma) 'That's our problem.'
275
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000
'It's all a mistake.'
276
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000
Their membership committee heard me talking
277
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000
about Dino's royal lineage.
278
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000
They thought I was talking about you.
279
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000
They think we're royalty, Fred.
280
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000
'It's all over town.'
281
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,000
'And we're expected at their annual ball, Saturday.'
282
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:45,000
[sobbing] Oh, Fred, it will be so embarrassing.
283
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000
I didn't have a chance to explain it.
284
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000
We'll be the laughing stock of Bedrock.
285
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000
Now, now, Wilma, hang on.
286
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000
We'll come up with a solution.
287
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000
I-I'll think of something.
288
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,000
I know you will, dear. Thanks.
289
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:07,000
Boy, women are sure sensitive about these things.
290
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,000
I gotta do something. Maybe Barney has some ideas.
291
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,000
[instrumental music]
292
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,000
Sure, Fred, that's easy. Pack up and leave for Australia.
293
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000
[laughing]
294
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:23,000
How would you like to go there on one big bounce?
295
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000
Now, think seriously, will you?
296
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000
We gotta figure a way out of this thing.
297
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000
Oh, no, not you.
298
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000
Gazoo, get lost!
299
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,000
We already got troubles. Thanks, goodbye.
300
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000
But I can help.
301
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000
I know your problem, and I've got a solution.
302
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000
You're gonna turn Fred into a high class gentleman, right?
303
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000
Exactly. A debonair gentleman.
304
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000
Oh, no, you're not.
305
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,000
I'm gonna deflect your magic with this mirror.
306
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000
[zapping]
307
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000
Uh-oh. Wrong one.
308
00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:01,000
Please, Fred I can help you. I owe it to you. You need me.
309
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,000
Nothing doing. You'll kill us with your good intentions.
310
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000
Now, change Barney back before his wife sees him
311
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,000
and has an inferiority trauma or somethin'.
312
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,000
The shale and hale fall daily in the pail.
313
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:18,000
Okay, I'll change Barney back to his own dum-dum self.
314
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000
Uh, what do we now, Fred?
315
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000
I don't know, but we gotta work it out
316
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000
without that black magic stuff.
317
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,000
Uh, how about you going to a charm school, Fred? Hee-hee!
318
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000
Ha-ha. How would you like to go to the hospital?
319
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000
Wait. I think he's got it, I think he's got it.
320
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000
Got what? A hole in his skull?
321
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000
No, charm school.
322
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:45,000
- Only I'll be your teacher. - Oh, no, you don't, no magic.
323
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,000
Right. I won't need magic, just work.
324
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000
[laughing]
325
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:56,000
Why, I have centuries of culture behind me.
326
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000
I'll make a new man of you without any gimmicks.
327
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000
- Is it a deal? - Well, okay.
328
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,000
- But remember, no magic. - I promise.
329
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000
Whee!
330
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:11,000
At last, I can do one great, good deed.
331
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000
[whirring]
332
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000
- Hi, Wilma. - Oh, hello, Betty.
333
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,000
You're going to the posh Stonyside ball Saturday night?
334
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000
I don't know.
335
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000
Fred is taking a crash program
336
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
in culture out in the garage.
337
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000
He says it's sort of a home study course.
338
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:33,000
He thinks we might go unnoticed if he can shape up in time.
339
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000
Now, let's get rid of this dust.
340
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000
Coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie!
341
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000
Hee-hee-hee
342
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,000
hee-choo!
343
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Ooh, that's a relief.
344
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000
[sniffling]
345
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000
(Gazoo) 'Alright, Flintstone, first we learn'
346
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000
'the proper way to walk.'
347
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,000
This book on your head will help give you poise.
348
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Oh, uh, Fred don't need that, Gazoo.
349
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000
He's been walking since he was ten years old.
350
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
[laughing]
351
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,000
Ha-ha-ha! Very funny.
352
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
bam
353
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000
Maybe now, you'll keep a level head.
354
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000
Come, come now, Fred, back to work.
355
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,000
Head high, walk straight.
356
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000
'Remember, keep the book balanced.'
357
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000
'That's the key to grace, poise'
358
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000
'and the walk of a gentleman of culture'
359
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000
'and social distinction.'
360
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000
Oh, yeah, Fred.
361
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000
And without culture you'll be a man
362
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000
of social extinction.
363
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000
[laughing]
364
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,000
Ooh! Almost lost the book.
365
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000
There, I got it again.
366
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000
thud
367
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000
This culture is killing me.
368
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,000
Uh, you can start the music, Mr. Rubble.
369
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
[instrumental music]
370
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
There is only one sure way
371
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000
to bring form and grace into your manner. The ballet.
372
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,000
You are out of your rock pickin' head.
373
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000
Now, just relax..
374
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000
...and go though the various steps with me
375
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000
keeping time with the music.
376
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000
Oh, brother.
377
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,000
I just hope Wilma appreciates what I'm going through for her.
378
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
(Gazoo) 'And one, two, three.'
379
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000
One, two, three. There, you've got the idea.
380
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,000
See, it's not difficult.
381
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
[laughing] Hey!
382
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000
You know, this stuff isn't bad at all.
383
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000
[music continues]
384
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
[scatting]
385
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000
Gee, Fred sure sounds happy.
386
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000
[scatting]
387
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:35,000
Well, look at that. I wasn't aware Fred was fond of ballet.
388
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000
Huh!
389
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000
I just don't believe it!
390
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
[scatting]
391
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,000
I knew, Fred was boning up on culture, but wow!
392
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000
Oh, Wilma.
393
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
[snipping]
394
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:58,000
Wilma, hurry. Care to see a once in a lifetime special?
395
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,000
Oh, I'm not the nosey type, Betty.
396
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,000
But as a favor to you, okay.
397
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Caw! It's getting so I gotta do everything myself.
398
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
[snipping]
399
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:14,000
It looks to me like Barney is schooling Fred on ballet.
400
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Fred? Ballet?
401
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
(Wilma) Oh, isn't that sweet?
402
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000
And he's doing it all for me.
403
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
He's pretty good at it too.
404
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000
Hiya, Mrs. Flintstone? Is Flintstone around?
405
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Oh, uh, h-hello, Joe. Um, ah, F-Fred?
406
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000
Yeah. You know, your husband.
407
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Say, what's, uh, going on in the garage?
408
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000
[music continues]
409
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,000
Oh, no. Flintstone in tights doing a ballet?
410
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
[Joe laughing]
411
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Joe, Joe, wait.
412
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000
You wouldn't repeat this to anyone, would you?
413
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000
Are you kidding?
414
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000
This is the scoop of the century.
415
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
[laughing]
416
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Oh, boy. And they call us women gossipy.
417
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000
[sighs]
418
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,000
- Did you hear about Flintstone? - Yeah, fantastic.
419
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
I gotta see this in person.
420
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,000
A member of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes is doing that?
421
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
'Incredible.'
422
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000
Yeah, I knew he was odd, but jeez!
423
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
He must've flipped all at once.
424
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,000
- Yeah, overworked. - Is he still toe dancing?
425
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Yeah, boy, is he ever.
426
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
[laughing]
427
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000
[scatting]
428
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,000
The pale of shale
429
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,000
is mainly from falling hail.
430
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Very good, Fred.
431
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000
Well, I guess you're as ready
432
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
as you'll ever be.
433
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
From now on, you're on you're own.
434
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000
I'll check with you later.
435
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
Yeah, so long
436
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
and thanks a bunch.
437
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000
It's sure funny no one can see Gazoo but us.
438
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
I don't care if people can't see him.
439
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000
I don't want anyone to see me in this outfit.
440
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Ooh!
441
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
[all laughing]
442
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
[indistinct chatter]
443
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Oh, poor Fred. He's feeling mighty low.
444
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Oh, this is terrible.
445
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Fred's been humiliated before all of his friends
446
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
and it's my fault.
447
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
I made him do all this.
448
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000
I should never have tried to change him.
449
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
I'm going to apologize, and do what I can do
450
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
to patch things up.
451
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Oh, Fred, Fred.
452
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,000
(Fred) 'No one here but us bushes, go away.'
453
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,000
I, I just wanted to say I'm sorry that I've been selfish
454
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
and if you'll forgive me, well..
455
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
...we'll just forget that Stonyside ball
456
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
and let people think what they like.
457
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Ha-ha, Wilma, you're terrific. And you know what?
458
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
We're going to that ball but as ourselves.
459
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
And we'll show those highbrows
460
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
how to really enjoy themselves, huh?
461
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Yabba-dabba-doo!
462
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
[laughing]
463
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,000
My, isn't this an exciting event?
464
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
How nice of you to come.
465
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Our annual ball is off to a grand start.
466
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:09,000
[yawning] This is more boring than last year.
467
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,000
We'll sneak out later.
468
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000
(Fred) 'Hiya, folks!'
469
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Hold the cactus juice and clear the dance floor.
470
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
The Flintstones are here!
471
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Come on, Wilma, let's kick this party into high gear.
472
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Oh, Fred.
473
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
[laughing]
474
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Good heavens. What an appalling entrance.
475
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Hey, let's step it up, you guys. We wanna dance.
476
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
- You know any rock music? - Are you kidding, babe?
477
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,000
We've been dying to try. This is it, group, let's rock out.
478
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,000
[rock music]
479
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
I'll say that looks like fun.
480
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Beats the heck out of the waltz.
481
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Come on, everybody. Let's do the duck walk.
482
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000
[music continues]
483
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:57,000
? Waddle waddle waddle like a duck walks ?
484
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
? Quack quack quack quack ?
485
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
? Waddle waddle quack ?
486
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,000
? Lean right over and flap your wings ?
487
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
? Quack quack quack quack ?
488
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
? Waddle waddle quack ?
489
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,000
? Follow right along like a mother duck's chicks ?
490
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
? Quack quack quack quack ?
491
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
? Waddle waddle quack ?
492
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:21,000
? It's a sure way to get your kicks ?
493
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000
? Quack quack quack quack ?
494
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Good heavens. What's happening to our party?
495
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Something that hasn't happened in years.
496
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000
People are enjoying themselves.
497
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:38,000
? Follow right along like a mother duck's chicks ?
498
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:42,000
I shudder to think how this will look in tomorrow's society page.
499
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,000
Ooh, but it is fun.
500
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,000
? Quack waddle quack quack ?
501
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Well, Wilma we made a lot of new friends tonight
502
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
and I think we learned a lesson.
503
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000
If you can't be yourself then you're nobody.
504
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:03,000
Oh, Fred, you're the greatest.
505
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Hey, hey, how about inviting everyone over for coffee?
506
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Oh, wonderful. I'll go invite them.
507
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,000
I'll get the car.
508
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Boy, what a wonderful evening this has been.
509
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
screech
510
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,000
- Gazoo! - Hello, Fred.
511
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
I'm sorry about that ballet outfit.
512
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,000
I-I heard about you being laughed at by all your friends.
513
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Oh, heh-heh, forget it. Put it there.
514
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000
- Um, you mean you're not angry? - Heck no.
515
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
You did me a big favor.
516
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
I made a lot of new friends tonight
517
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
and I gave my old ones a good laugh.
518
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
Thanks to you. Heh-heh.
519
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
Yahoo!
520
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
Yabba-dabba-doo, hoo-hoo!
521
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000
At last, I did something worthwhile.
522
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Bye, Fred.
523
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000
- So long, Gazoo. - 'Let's go, everyone.'
524
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
We're all invited over to the Flintstones
525
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
for coffee and cake.
526
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Hurray for the Flintstones.
527
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000
The swingingest couple of all.
528
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
[all cheering]
529
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Well, Wilma, what do you have to say about tonight?
530
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Yabba-dabba-doo.
531
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Quack, quack.
532
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
[both quacking]
533
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000
[both laughing]
534
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000
[theme song]
535
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?
536
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:28,000
? They're the modern Stone Age family ?
537
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
? From the town of Bedrock ?
538
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:34,000
? They're a page right out of history ?
539
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,000
? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?
540
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,000
? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?
541
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
? When you're with the Flintstones ?
542
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?
543
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000
? A dabba-doo time ?
544
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,000
? We'll have a gay old time ?
545
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,000
? We'll have a gay old time ??
546
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Wilma!
547
00:25:02,050 --> 00:25:06,600
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
38098
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
