All language subtitles for The Flintstones s06e18 Two Men On A Dinosaure.eng

[galloping]

(Fred) 'Go, you Cliff Crack, go boy!'

(Barney) 'I think Big Ball is gonna catch him, Fred.'

Ah, you're goofy, Barney, he has no chance.

Cliff Crack's the favorite. Oh, hi, Gazoo.

Well, what are my dum-dums up to now?

Wasting their time watching a silly dinosaur race.

Hey, you mind stepping to one side, Gazoo

until the race is over?

Yes, I do mind, dum-dum.

It's time for me to touch base with the man.

(Barney) 'Uh, the who?'

The man, my chief up on the Planet Zetox.

- Gazam. - Oh, him?

And you're gonna use Fred's TV set to contact him?

Naturally. What would you use, the telephone?

Now, to get the right frequency for Planet Zetox..

Ah, here we are, Channel Zetox 8-9-6.

Zetox 8-9-6? Never heard of it.

Uh, that must be UHF

uh, you know, uh, ultra-high frequency?

[laughs] UHF.

[laughs] This frequency is so high

only Zetoxians and Mula-mulas can hear it.

- Is that so? - Mu-mu-mu..

Uh, w-w-what are momos?

Mula-mulas.

There are a lifeform on the planet that..

Uh, well, why try explaining them to dum-dums?

You'd never understand.

[theme song]

[siren blaring]

Eee! Yabba-dabba-doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone-Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

(Gazam) 'Who calls Gazam the mighty?'

It is I, oh, Gazam, uh, The Great Gazoo.

'He who was banished to the third solar planet'

'by my own order?'

The same mighty one, but I have made restitution.

I have done good deeds among the dum-dums here, uh, uh

I mean, uh, Stone-Age people here.

I have learned my lesson and-and I'm ready to return.

'I, Gazam, have heard.'

What does the mighty Gazam say to The Great Gazoo

about his coming back to his home on the Planet Zetox?

'The mighty one says'

'"Are you kidding?"'

'Don't call us, we'll call you.'

Poor little guy. I guess he's lonesome down here.

With us around? Don't be silly.

Right, Gazoo?

[sobbing] Are you kidding?

There is your answer, Fred.

[chuckles] He'll get over it.

Yeah, who do you like in the second race

at Boulder Downs, Barney?

(Barney) 'Only one real winner, Freddy-boy.'

(Fred) 'You're right, number seven, Flying Granite.'

(Barney) 'Unh-unh, number three, Royal Marble.'

(Fred) 'Oh, you are joking!'

'He's even in backward at the starting gate. Ha-ha.'

If he even finishes, they ought to pay six to one.

Well, last time Marley beat Flying Granite by six lengths.

He tripped him, he tripped him. You call that fair?

Fair, fair. You-you dum-dums slay me.

[laughs] The real reason Royal Marble won

was because Flying Granite had a bad start at the gate.

There, you see, Barney?

But Flying Granite couldn't have won

if Slippery Slag had been running.

Slippery Slag? That slow-motion expert?

Uh, he's running in the second race today, too.

Walking is the word.

[laughs]

He's going to win.

Oh, if only you'd put up money to back that up.

He'll win by 30 lengths.

Bye, now.

- I still say Flying Granite. - Royal Marble.

(man on TV) 'The horses are in the starting gate.'

They're up!

It's Royal Marble in front

Happy Asphalt second

'Flying Granite, third'

'and the bad last is Slippery Slag.'

[laughing] Slippery Slag.

[laughing]

(man on TV) 'Into the far turn it's Royal Marble by a length'

'Flying Granite moving up on the inside'

'and here comes Flying Granite.'

Go! Go, go, you Flying Granite!

Go, go, go, Royal Marble! Go!

(man on TV) 'With Stonybrook third'

'and way back running his usual awful race is'

'Slippery Slag.'

[laughs] That Gazoo.

Some things he doesn't know anything about, huh, Barney?

Yeah. Uh, come on, Royal Marble!

Yay, Flying Granite!

Into the home stretch, it's Flying Granite

and Royal Marble, fang-in-fang.

'They're 20 lengths in front'

'as they come down the home stretch.'

'But look, here comes Slippery Slag.'

- Uh, S-Slippery.. - S-S-Slag?

That's what the man said.

(man on TV) 'It's Slippery Slag in front by one, two, ten'

'twenty, no, thirty lengths at the finish.'

'He left the whole field in the dust.'

'The winner, Slippery Slag!'

Did you get that, dum-dums? Thirty lengths.

[laughs]

Uh, say, Fred

you think Gazoo knows something we don't?

Nah. Beginners luck.

Oh?

The winners tomorrow at Hollystone Park are as follows.

Millstone in the first place, Concrete Kitty in the second

and Aquarock in the third.

I could pick names out of thin air, too, if I wanted.

But, Fred, names of horses you never saw run

at a park you never been to

and without ever having seen a racing farm?

Yeah, maybe he does have something.

Hey, Gazoo! Gazoo?

Where did he go? He was right here.

Yeah, probably in playing with the kids.

After all, except for you and me

they're the only ones who can even see Gazoo.

- Can see who, Fred? - Uh, nobody, Wilma.

Naturally not.

Oh, what Fred means, Wilma

is that the kids are making up a new game

and they put people in it, uh, people nobody else can see.

Oh. Oh, yes.

Children have such vivid imaginations.

I'm going over to Betty's for a minute.

Dinner is all ready on the stove, Fred.

Okay, dear.

[laughs]

I got to hand it to you, Barney

you got more imagination than the kids.

[laughs] It's, uh, it's all psychology, Fred.

Yeah, and a couple of whoppers don't hurt, either.

[laughing]

Shall we do some tricks, hm?

[cooing]

[barking]

Alright, now watch Dino and Hoppy.

Dino, uh, go, bye-bye.

[laughing]

Now then, shall we bring your pets back?

Hey, Gazoo, we want you to settle a bet

between Barney and me.

Quiet, I must concentrate.

We were going to bring Dino and Hoppy back.

I've got an idea that might be fun.

[Gazoo whispering]

[giggles] What do you think?

[laughing]

Come on, come on, so bring them back.

- We wanna talk to you. - As you wish.

First, Dino.

Hey!

Get off, Dino!

thud

[barking]

Okay, okay, knock it off.

[laughing]

And now to bring back Hoppy.

Hey, that's a good trick, Gazoo.

[laughs]

- Oh. - Honk, honk, honk.

thud

Now, dum-dums, you wish to speak to me?

- Fred did. Ugh.. - Yeah.

Uh, you were, uh, kiddin' about those winners tomorrow?

Was I?

Oh, what I mean is, uh..

- They're really gonna win? - Uh, Millstone in the first?

- Concrete Kitty in the second? - And Aquarock in the third.

Yes, yes, yes. Anymore questions, dum-dums?

Uh, no, sir, I-I, I mean, I mean, no, thanks.

Just-just checking.

[chuckles] H-have fun with the kids.

[Fred chuckles]

Barney, old Barney, you got any money?

- Money? - Yeah, like, maybe $2?

- Uh, you're not gonna bet on-- - Shh!

Not so loud.

Not gonna bet on a sure thing? Of course, I am.

Yeah, well, uh..

Even if you were gonna

Wilma will never let you go to the race track.

I got to hand to you, Fred, you did it.

[laughs] After all, I am the head of the house.

Gee, I sure do admire you, you just said

"I'm going to the races," and you walked out.

Wrong. I said, "We're going bowling," and walked out.

[laughing]

Hey, look, Barn.

(Barney) '"Hollystone Park." Uh, yup.

- 'This is it, Freddy-boy.' - 'Right.'

(Fred) Let's get this thing parked.

We just got time for the first race.

Four dollars on Millstone to win the first.

Four?

Fred Flintstone, last of the big spenders.

[laughs]

At six-to-one, he hasn't got a chance, fatso.

But why tell you? You wouldn't listen, right?

- Right. - Your money, at least it was.

'Four dollars on Millstone to win.'

'Here you are, sir.'

Hey, Stony, get a load of the squares.

Come on, Millstone! Come on, Millstone!

Ha-ha-ha. Wait till the race starts, Barn.

[Fred laughs]

Millstone in the first. What a laugh.

[crowd cheering]

(man on PA) 'It's Slow Wire and Millstone.'

'Millstone moves in front, it's Millstone all by himself.'

'At the finishes, Millstone by two lengths.'

Gazoo was right, Barney, we just made $20 bucks!

Yeah, uh, uh, let's cash in

and get the bet down on the second race, huh?

[laughs]

Squares, huh?

Accidents will happen.

- Concrete Kitty? - That's what I said.

- Yeah, that's what he said. - Maybe, third.

Once a year second but first never. Still it's--

Our money, right? We bet the whole $20.

(Barney) 'Gee, Fred, you think we ought to..'

So we lose, we lose four bucks

we win, we get $98.

Diamond Fred Flintstone.

[laughing]

(Fred) 'Shoot the works on Concrete Kitty.'

- What do you think, Stony? - Never.

Like the man said, maybe show, but it will never win.

(man on PA) 'And through the wire it's Concrete Kitty'

'in front by seven lengths.'

We did it again, Freddy boy.

Save the congratulations for later, come on!

Yeah, let's get our bet down for the third race.

Two accidents in a row is too accidental.

They could have a system.

The whole bundle on Aquarock in the third.

- Yes, sir. - Uh, Fred, uh..

Save out the four dollars we came with

just so we won't go home broke, huh?

Uh, okay, okay, here.

'But you got no confidence in Gazoo.'

Gazoo? Must be a new system they invented.

Here they come, ladies and gentleman

it's Aquarock by eight lengths.

(man on PA) 'Coming up to the wire'

'it's an easy win for Aquarock.'

The boss will wanna hear about this new system.

You can bet on that.

First we follow them home.

Find out where they hang out.

- Then we get the boss. - Right.

Gosh, $210 in one hour.

- Don't lose them. - I won't.

And you can bet on that, too.

Uh, what are you gonna get with your share of the money, Fred?

I've had my eye on a genuine stegosaurus skin bowling bag.

Oh, great. Uh, watch out for that puddle up ahead, Fred.

Yeah, yeah, I see it.

screech

What are you gonna get, Barn?

Well, there's a fishing pole downtown

I could never afford before.

That's far enough.

Now, remember. The girls ask us we've been bowling.

Oh-ho, don't worry I haven't forgotten.

That must be their hangout.

- Now, remember. Bowling. - Right.

[Dino barking]

There comes your lovable pet, Fred.

Oh, boy.

[barking]

Back so soon from bowling?

Did you have a good time?

(Barney) Oh, we had a swell time.

Yeah, I bowled a great game.

[growling]

What's the matter with Dino?

Dino is acting as if he caught you in a fib.

I told you we just went bowling.

Barney Rubble, have you been up to anything?

Oh, you ought to know me better than that, Betty.

Phew, it sure is hot.

[laughing]

(Betty) Money!

There must be at least a $100 here. Look, Wilma.

I'm looking, I'm looking.

If your best friend has a $100 then you have a $100.

Hand it over.

You've been gambling, haven't you?

- No! - No!

Then how did you get $200?

I think I have a right to ask that question.

Oh, you sure have, honey.

Uh, bu.. Answer her, Fred.

Uh, yeah, yeah, we, uh..

Uh.. We won the raffle.

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

We..

...won a...raffle?

Never mind, Fred.

I believe we were going shopping, Betty.

I'll get Pebbles.

And I'll take Bam-Bam.

The bedrock department store

is having a lovely sale on

'practically everything.'

You might as well go with 'em, too.

Stool pigeon pooch.

The woman and kids left, looks like they're alone.

Yeah, now is a good time to find out who they are

and where they got their system?

Come on.

There went our money.

- Not all of it. - Huh?

I saved out the four books we started with.

[knocking on door]

Okay, okay, I'm coming.

- Yes. - The lady of the house home?

Uh, no, it's just me and my buddy.

Hey! You can't come in here.

We can't do what, fatso?

Oh, uh..

[chuckles] Yeah.

We got company, Barney.

But I keep telling it wasn't our system

it was a friend's.

So what's the friend's name, funnyman?

- Gazoo! - Gazoo?

Sounds like a sneeze.

You know what happens to wise guys

who try to fool us?

Uh, Gazoo, isn't here right now.

Uh, yeah, he had to, uh, to, uh..

Uh, touch base with a man.

I'm right here, dum-dum.

Too bad they can't see me, isn't it?

Pretty, uh, big fellow, the man?

Out of this world.

Yeah, very big.

- They're stalling us. - Right.

Their whole story is phoney.

Let's take 'em to see Big Ed.

Okay, you two on your feet.

We're gonna see the man we touch base with.

You mean, Big Ed McRock?

The boss.

[laughing]

Well, certainly I'm going along.

I have to keep my dum-dum safe from harm.

But that doesn't mean they don't deserve

a good stiff lesson first.

Betty, I can't do it.

I can't walk out of the store

with all these presents for ourselves.

My conscience won't let me either, Wilma.

I don't care what my husband did

he's still my husband and..

Well, let's get our money back

before I start crying right here.

You think Fred will like this

stegosaurus skin bowling bag, Betty?

Ooh, it's gorgeous, it's beautiful, it's..

It's expensive.

He'll flip when he sees it.

So, will Barney when he sees this fishing rod

with all the latest attachments.

He's wanted one for months.

Well he's got one now.

Oh, aren't we the loveliest, sweetest

kindest, dearest wives in the whole world.

[laughing]

Everything for our husbands and nothing for us.

At least we saved out enough to get a toy turtle for Pebbles.

And some weights for Bam-Bam.

Oh, boy, here we go again.

Well as long as it makes the kids happy.

Click, click, click, click..

[laughing]

Click, click, click, click..

Bam-Bam, Bam-Bam.

Bam-Bam, Bam-Bam.

Pull up in front of the last house on the street.

That's the boss' house.

(Stony) 'Hop out, sports. This is it.'

[yawning]

Here so soon?

But I was enjoying the ride so much.

thud

I find this exercise

very useful.

thud

You know what I mean?

[laughing]

thud

Bring me something else

to chop, Needle Nose.

'Right, boss.'

So, you fellows don't want to share

your little secret with my boys, huh?

Well, you see, it's like this--

Shut up!

Know why I keep my hand in trim?

For guys like you.

How is this boulder to chop on, boss?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, fine.

thud thud thud

[laughs] That's a good likeness of the fat one, boss.

thud

It was.

gulp

(Boss) 'Now you boys ready to talk?'

Oh, y-ye-yes, sir.

W-we we enjoy t-talking, don't we, Barney?

Uh, yeah-yeah.

Okay, give me the winners

at Boulder Downs this afternoon.

- Uh, but-but but-- - Uh..

He means we-we

we gotta have a-a conference first, alone.

Alright, throw them into the waiting room, Needle Nose.

- They call this a waiting room? - Yeah.

Don't ask waitin' for what?

We need Gazoo to come to our rescue.

- Gazoo! - Gazoo! Where are you?

Please, don't shout so.

I'm right here.

You want the winners at Boulder Downs, right?

First race, Shady Slate, second race, Asphalt

third race, Leaping Lava.

First, Shady Slate.

Second, Asphalt.

Third, Leaping Lava.

Get the car out, Needle Nose, we're going to Boulder Down.

Swell, you won't be needing us anymore, so we'll be going.

You'll be going right back into the waiting room.

When we get back with the dough

then you can go.

(man on PA) 'At the finish, it's Patooey in front.'

'Shady Slate's second.'

'And Three Timer third.'

Shady Slate didn't win, huh?

Okay.

Double the bet on Asphalt in the second.

- Don't-don't don't-- - Now!

- Right, boss. - Right, boss.

All of a sudden I don't like that

fat Fred Flintstone a whole lot.

thud

[groans]

That hurts.

And it's Bean Bag first by six lengths.

Wet Stone, second.

'And, Asphalt, a poor third.'

[grunting]

Double the bet on Leaping Lava in the third.

- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.

(man on PA) 'Coming to the finish line'

'it's Rock Head, Biff-Bang'

'and Leaping Lava third.'

[grunts]

Wait till I get my hands on those two guys.

thud

[groaning] My hand. Ooh-hoo!

Gee, boss, sorry about your hand.

But with that cast on it

you'll be better than ever with that there chopping.

Shut up, and get me home.

I can't make up my mind, which one I hate worse

the fat one or the little one?

Shady Slate, Asphalt, Leaping Lava, in that order.

I did just like you told me.

Well, so long.

Yeah, been nice knowing ya.

Hey!

bam

thud

What was that for?

For giving me a bum steer.

Okay, fatso, your turn.

Oh, dear.

I suppose it's time to come

to the aid of my parties.

I'm gonna do some fancy chopping on you.

click

thud thud thud

He got the boss.

Let's chop this one up

then get fatso.

thud

Gee, Gazoo, thanks.

Quiet, dum-dum.

I have a call to make.

[ring dialing]

(man on phone) 'Bedrock Police Department.'

I believe you're looking for three malefactors, named

Big Ed, Stony and Needle Nose?

(man on phone) 'You bet, we are.'

You'll find them waiting for you at 876, Slagheap Terrace.

Goodbye..

Come on, dum-dums, I'll drive you home.

I hope this taught you both a lesson.

Betting on horses is not for dum-dums like you.

Understand?

We have a saying on Planet Zetox

made up by the mighty Gazam.

"If you can't afford to lose

you can't afford to win."

Right?

- Right. - Right.

No more betting.

Those guys didn't have any license on their car.

screech

They didn't even have a car!

I-I'm gettin' out of here.

Here we are. Home.

Hey, what was that we were driving along in?

Would you believe me if I told you?

Uh, no, that's okay.

Yeah, yeah. Eh, thanks for the ride.

Oh! The boys are home.

[barking]

honk honk honk

Come on, kids.

And bring the presents.

Bam-Bam, Bam-Bam! Bam.

[babbling]

mwah

That's been the most wonderful husband

a lucky wife ever had.

mwah

And that goes double for me, too.

[babbling]

(Wilma) 'Oh, yes. Pebbles has a present, I bought you. '

Oh, no!

A stegosaurus skin bowling bag.

Oh, gosh! That's just what I wanted.

Bam-Bam.

Bam! Bam-Bam! Bam!

Oh-oh, it can't be!

Oh, my gosh. The fishing pole I wanted.

How can I ever thank you, Betty?

By forgiving us for ever doubting you.

Please, Fred. Say you'll forgive us.

Only if you'll forgive us for lying about going bowling.

Uh, we went to the track and bet on the races.

mwah

Thank you for telling us, you're a dear.

[laughing]

Well, they've had happy ending.

Now it's time for me to touch first base with the man.

Now, Gazam, oh mighty one

may I come home now?

I've shown the dum-dums the perils of greed.

(Gazam) 'But, if you hadn't given them the winners in the first place'

'they never would've been tempted.'

'You will stay where you are, until further notice.'

[sobbing]

Gee, that's tough.

Except, I'm not too unhappy

'cause, when you do finally go

I'm gonna miss you somethin' awful.

Yeah, me too.

You're our best friend.

Gosh, that's the nicest thing

any dum-dum ever said to me.

[sniffling]

I hate to admit it but

when I do leave you..

...I'll probably miss you dum-dums, too.

[laughing]

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

thud

thud

? We'll have a gay old time ?

Wilma!

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