All language subtitles for The Flintstones s04e23 Reel Trouble.eng

(Barney) 'Okay, Bamm-Bamm'

see if you can catch the football

after daddy kicks it.

[babbling]

(Barney) 'Careful, Bamm-Bamm.'

'There's a rock in your way.'

[grunting]

[babbling]

(Barney) 'Attaboy, Bamm-Bamm.'

[chuckles] Wait till the Green Bay Brickers hear about him.

[laughs]

Well, let's see how far you can place kick, Bamm-Bamm.

'Get a good run at the ball and send it flyin'.

So far, you're doin' great.

Yeow!

crash

thud

Only one thing wrong with that place kick.

And that's the place where I got kicked.

[Bamm-Bamm sobbing]

Oh, he's sad because he kicked me.

[sobs]

It-it's okay, Bamm-Bamm. It wasn't your fault.

Now, I'll run out for a pass.

Eh, just shoot me a bullet to the bread basket.

Beautiful, Bamm-Bamm. Beautiful.

[grunts]

Help!

crash

I'm, uh, sorry, Fred. It was an accident.

- Now, now, don't get mad. - Don't be silly, Barney.

As a matter of fact, I'm glad you dropped in.

I was just browsing through some baby pictures of Pebbles and--

Baby pictures? Uh-oh. Bye, Fred.

Hey, Barney, wait. We went on a picnic last week.

I gotta whole new album full of snapshots.

- B-b-but-but-but-- - Wait here. I'll go get 'em.

Oh, n-n-n..

Oh, now, I know what it feels like to be shanghaied.

[theme song]

squawk

Yabba-dabba-doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're a modern stone age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

And this is Pebbles waving bye-bye at the beach.

[snoring]

Here's Pebbles saying hello at the park.

[snoring]

Barney, will you wake up?

If you don't like Pebbles' pictures

why do you come over beggin' to see 'em?

But I do like Pebbles' pictures.

Uh, the first couple of 1000 anyway.

Fred, are you boring Barney with those pictures again?

We won't have a friend left if you don't stop.

I can't help it, Wilma. I'm hooked on my camera.

Well, why not get rid of the camera, Fred?

Why not try it, Fred?

We already have enough snapshots to last a lifetime.

Okay. Okay, I'll get rid of my camera.

I'll see what they'll give me for it

down at the camera shop.

(Fred) 'Well, what do you think my camera's worth?'

I don't know, Mr. Flintstone.

A used cameras aren't selling too well.

Uh, but I can give you a dandy trade-in on a new one.

No, thanks. I am off the snapshot kick.

Through. Finish.

'No more shutter bugging for me.'

- 'I'm a new man.' - Hm.

You sound like you're ready for movies.

No, sir. My mind is made up.

I, uh, mo-mo-movies?

Yes. With this new Rockographic movie camera

any fool can shoot good pictures.

Oh, nothing personal, of course.

But just think of all the wonderful moments

of family life captured forever on film.

And all in living action.

Well, Mr. Flintstone, what do you say?

I'll, I'll take it.

(Fred) 'I did it, Wilma.'

'I got rid of that old camera.'

'No more snapshots.'

Wonderful, Fred. What did you get for it?

What else? A new movie camera.

Isn't it a beaut?

- A movie camera? - Yeah, isn't it great?

Talk to you later, I gotta get a shot or two

of Pebbles before dinner.

Smile for daddy, sweetheart. Wave bye-bye.

Bh-ba-ba.

Attagirl.

He's on the stuff again.

Oh, well, I guess we're just gonna have to learn

to live with it.

Eat up, folks. There's plenty more where that came from.

Fred, I've had Southern fried pterodactyl before

but never like this.

Well, that's probably because

it isn't Southern fried, Barney.

It's barbecued pterodactyl.

Well, uh, whatever it is, you're a real gourmeddy.

Not gourmeddy, Barney, gourmet.

An epicure, one who appreciates good things

to eat and drink.

Hey, Wilma, how about another tall, cool cactus juice?

Right away, dear.

Just as soon as I serve Betty some more cold slab.

No, thanks. Not another bite.

I've got to watch my figure.

Well, don't worry, honey, I've been watchin' it

'and it's not bad at all.'

[Barney chuckles]

Oh-oh, Barney.

[barking]

Dino's hungry, Fred. Give him something.

Why, sure. Now, watch this everybody.

Trained him myself. Come on, Dino.

Jump. Jump, boy. Jump, jump.

[barks]

Fred, look out. The pool.

splash

Hey, very good, Fred. He he he.

Hey, what does he do for an encore?

Never mind, wiseguy. Just throw me a line.

- Who's ready for dessert? - Oh, boy! Mussel rock pie.

(Fred) 'Eh, let's have it later, Wilma, after the surprise.'

Surprise? What surprise?

Home movies.

I got some new pictures of Pebbles.

'Wait till you see them.'

Fred, you promised you'd stop showing

your home movies to company.

Well, that's okay, Wilma.

We haven't seen one of Fred's films

since last night. He he he.

Oh, there's been no stopping him

since he bought that home movie outfit.

Oh, he'll get over it.

Barney was the same way when he first started collecting stamps.

Yeah, I remember.

(Betty) 'He used to sit there all day and paste them in.'

I gotta admit, things got a bit sticky.

He he he.

Okay, folks. Ready to roll.

Uh-oh. I forgot the take up reel.

Hey, Barney, would you mind

gettin' it for me out of the closet?

Coming right up, Fred.

Wow! What a load of junk.

It's enough to make your head spin.

Aw-oh!

That pesky bowlin' ball.

Now, hold it, will you, Barn?

[chuckles] One of these days

I'll find another place for it.

Okay, Dino. Lights!

[chuckles]

That's Pebbles waving hello.

Isn't she cute?

Now, she's waving goodbye.

'Now, here's another shot waving hello.'

'Here's another shot waving goodbye.'

'Here's a real close-up, waving hello.'

Hello, goodbye. Hello, goodbye.

I don't know whether I'm coming or going.

Yeah. All those waves are making me seasick.

Well, you got a real clever kid there, Fred.

Now, I know what they mean by a captive audience.

[chuckles] She's sucking her thumb.

Naughty little girl.

[laughing]

Oh-oh, now, she's gonna play with her toes.

[yawning]

(Fred) 'Alright, Dino'

'pay attention or you'll go to bed'

'without your flea powder.'

That's better.

Look. Look, look now, she's dancing.

(Barney) That's dancing? Uh, I mean, uh, tha-that's cute.

? London boulder's falling down ?

? Falling down.. ??

Well, that's reel number one.

Great show, Fred.

Wouldn't have missed it for the world.

Oh, that's only the beginning, Barney.

There's 15 more reels to go.

(Barney) 'Well, I, uh, hate to rush off, Fred'

but, uh, uh, we're expecting an important phone call

from our, uh, uh..

Uncle Slabsides.

Slabsides? I thought he passed away.

Oh, oh, yeah. Well-well, uh, i-it's a long distance call.

Goodnight.

How do you like that? Eat and run.

Fred, when are you going to face facts?

People are sick of your films.

Sick of seeing my sweet, little Pebbley-poo?

- I don't believe it. - Everybody loves Pebbles, Fred.

But not on the screen, seven nights a week.

You're a home movie fanatic.

I am not a fanatic.

Pebbles, hold it one second.

Atta girl. Now, smile. Smile.

[babbling]

Fred, please.

Wait till I show these pictures to the boys

at the lodge meeting tomorrow night.

Oh-ho! Will they be surprised.

Home movies? Ha ha ha. That's a laugh.

Wonder what old Fred's really got for us.

You know Flintstone.

It's bound to be something educational

like the Ms. Bedrock bathing beauty contest.

Bathing beauties? Hey, come on.

Let's get front row seats.

[indistinct chatter]

Easy, fellas. I'll be set in a second.

Oh, boy, and Wilma said they wouldn't wanna see home movies.

Come on, Barney. You can tell your Grand Poobah.

What are we seeing first? A girl in a bikini? Ha ha ha.

Uh, no, if you want the truth, uh, it's a girl in diapers.

Oh, boy! I didn't know they posed like that.

Hurry up, hurry up. Start the film.

Lights.

Here we go.

(Fred) 'This is my little Pebbles, only seven months old.'

[indistinct chatter]

'And here she is playin' with her doll.'

Movies of his kid. He must be joking.

Oh, no, he's quite serious.

And this is only the introduction.

And now for our feature attraction.

A full day in the life of Pebbles Flintstone.

[chuckling] There she is waking up

'ready for a full day.'

'Here she is sitting in her high chair.'

'And now she's brushing her teeth.'

Then she combs her hair.

And here she kisses her daddybs.

[laughing]

Now, now, she eats her mush.

'And now, little Miss Flintstone'

'is all tucked in her beddy-bye.'

Nighty-night, poopsie.

[chuckling]

Well, that's it, fellas.

Uh, how did you like it?

Huh?

[Barney snoring]

Barney!

[blabbers]

Oh, isn-isn't she cute?

Uh, I-I love home movies.

Uh, show some more.

Uh, oh, oh, oh, it's you, Fred.

Oh, the Grand Poobah asked me to give you this.

Oh, a thank you note. How thoughtful.

'"Dear former lodge member.'

'Former?'

'"We'll get you for this.'

Sincerely, The Poobah."

How do you like that ingrate?

Uh, you know what they say, Fred.

When it comes to home movies, keep 'em home where they belong.

You mean, you don't like my home movies either?

(Barney) 'Well, uh, there's only one hope for you, Fred.'

- 'H-M-A.' - What's H-M-A?

Home Movies Anonymous.

Uh, they meet once a week in a dark room.

[laughing]

Eh, maybe you're right, Barney.

But I don't need outside help.

- I'll kick this habit myself. - 'You really mean it, Fred?'

Buffalo's honor.

I've shot my last roll of home movies, so help me.

That's right, Pebbles. No more home movies.

I'll take pictures around town.

Pictures that'll appeal to everybody.

[babbling]

But can I help it if you happen to get into a scene or two?

[chuckling]

Bedrock City Park.

This ought to be a good spot for pictures.

(Fred) 'There's the city zoo.'

[scoffs] 'Same old animals.'

'"Do not feed the animals."'

Darn animal. Had to spoil the shot.

Well, what do you know?

'They're still working on the new public library.'

And there's the statue

'of General Stonewall Jackstone.'

'And...Pebbles.'

That's it, Pebbles.

Give daddy a big smile.

Let's see now. I've got a couple of 1000 feet of film left.

Where can we shoot?

[babbling]

Oh, boy, the Bedrock Art Museum.

'Just the background for a picture of you, Pebbles.'

Alright, Fingers, you know which one we want.

Uh, alright, Boss.

(Fingers) 'A "Rockbrandt." No.'

'A "Van Granite." No.'

'A "Rockasso." No.'

'A Whistlerock's mother-in-law,' uh, that's the one.'

- 'Uh, here you are, Boss.' - 'That's the one, alright.'

It's worth a fortune.

Let's go, Fingers. We ain't got all day.

Uh, hey, Boss, how about this one?

Uh, "Da Vinci."

(Boss) 'Leave it! It'll never be worth anything.'

Come on, let's scram outta here.

Art thieves! Help! Police!

'They've taken Whistlerock's mother-in-law.'

[babbling]

(Fred) 'Come on, Pebbles, smile.'

'That's it. Hold it.'

'Now, smile.'

'Good.'

My little Pebbles

is a natural born actress.

Look at that boof takin' pictures.

Wonder how we'll come out?

I don't know. Hopefully got my good side.

Yeah, me too.

Hey, we're on film!

If that camera bug turns it in

our pictures will be on the front slab

of every paper in town.

Uh, maybe we should destroy that film, huh, Boss?

(male 1) 'Yeah. I'll put on a disguise'

'and you follow me in the getaway car.'

? La da do di di do dum ?

? Da da da da.. ?

Well, where do we shoot next, Pebbles?

The City Hall? Bowling alley? Tar pits?

[babbling]

My, oh, my, what a cute little mug?

- Uh, I-I mean, child. - Oh, thank you, lady.

Uh, care to pose with her? You can be in my home movies.

Yeah, I'm already in 'em.

Uh, oh, oh, merci, no.

But I'd love to shoot you.

Oh, dear. Me and my butterfingers.

[chuckles] Now, I've ruined your film.

(Fred) 'Oh, that's okay, lady.'

'I already mailed the film I shot.'

- 'That's a fresh roll.' - Oh!

Well, I-I must go and do my shoplifting, uh, shopping.

Goodbye.

Say goodbye to the nice lady, Pebbles.

Pebbles. Isn't that precious?

I didn't catch her last name.

Flintstone. And I'm Fred, her daddy.

Fred Flintstone.

[chuckles] Well, I won't forget it.

[engine revving]

Oh, here's my ride.

- Bye-bye. - Bye-bye.

There goes a sweet little old lady, Pebbles

or my name isn't Fred Flintstone.

Fred Flintstone, eh?

Something tells me we'll be payin' him

a little social call.

[laughing]

There's nothin' like being social.

That's us. He he he.

How do you like that, all these new films just back

from the lab, and Wilma goes to her mother's with Pebbles.

Well, that's the way the boulder bounces, Dino.

'It's just you and me.'

(man on TV) 'It's the last of the ninth.'

'Tie score, bases loaded, and Mickey Marble up.'

'The count is three and two. Here's the pitch..'

(Fred) 'Alright, Dino, that'll be enough TV for one day.'

You'll ruin your eyes.

You can relax and watch it some nice home movies.

Just wait till you see these.

There's one shot of Pebbles that's an absolute..

[door opens]

Hiya, Freddy-boy, heard you were all alone

and I thought I'd keep you..

Whoops! Home movies.

You're just in time, Barney. Have a seat.

Oh, uh, I think I hear Betty calling me.

[imitates Betty] Barney! Oh, Barney.

Uh, y-yeah. That-that's her.

I'll, uh, I'll see you around.

Poor Fred! He's really flipped.

He's even too far gone for Home Movies Anonymous.

Okay, Dino. All set for the big show?

Dino, take off that blindfold.

If there's anything I can't stand

it's a smart aleck dinosaur.

[door opens]

'Mr. Flintstone, I presume?'

- Yeah. Who are you? - The name's Zanrock.

Daryl Zanrock. I'm with 20 Millionth Century Fox.

- BC, that is. - You don't say.

We're producing a new TV show, and I understand you have

just the film we're looking for.

Uh, this is my gorilla. Uh, I mean, associate.

How do you do..

[groaning]

Now, I'm prepared to offer a big price for your film.

Five bucks, plus two bits for reruns.

A very fair offer, Flintstone. I'd grab it.

Well, thanks, but these films mean too much to me.

I don't wanna sell.

[laughing]

He don't wanna sell.

Tsk. Tsk. We're being forced to negotiate.

Turn on the radio, good and loud.

Gotcha.

(man on radio) 'And back in Bedrock'

'the art museum bandits are still at large.'

'The leader is described as a mean, pudgy little runt.'

Why that?

(man on radio) 'About four foot seven'

'in height.'

'Dark complexion.'

'And answers to the name of Boss.'

Um, uh, say, Boss.

Yeah, what do you want?

- Why you-- - You'll have to excuse me.

I have a very important engagement with the police.

(Boss) 'Get him! The masquerade is over.'

slam slam

Fingers! You numbskull!

Stop him before he calls the cops.

Help! Police!

Barney! Help me!

[knock on door]

(Fred) 'Let me in, Barney, quick!'

Oh, no, now, he's bringing

his home movies over here to show us.

- Uh, just pretend we're out. - A good idea.

(Barney) 'Uh, sorry, Fred. Uh, nobody's home.'

'Uh, nobody's home. Uh, this is a recording.'

'A recording. A recording.'

Please, Barney, open the door. It's a matter of life and death.

Oh, boy, what that guy won't do to get an audience.

Uh, ha ha ha. Mr. Zanrock and company.

So nice to see you again.

I, I-I decided to-to accept your proposition.

I'm-I'm ready to do business.

Too late, Flintstone.

My stockholders have voted to put you

out of business permanently.

Uh, yeah, it was a unana-mana-mana-mous decision.

[laughing]

You got that smart aleck watchdog all tied up, Fingers?

Uh, yeah, Boss.

This film is good for something after all.

Uh, now, now, just take it easy, pal.

[laughing]

[growling]

Now, about your will, I trust it's all in order?

'Any last minute bequests?'

Uh, you know, like, uh, jewelry

stocks, bonds, uh, a trading stamps

uh, bus tokens.

I, uh, I, I..

Ai-yai-yai-yai

'yai-yai-yai-yai..'

Achoo!

He's loose again! Grab the pooch, Fingers.

- We'll put him in this closet. - 'Uh, I-I got him, Boss.'

rrr rrr rrr

Rrr rrr rrr to you, old pal.

See you in the big kennel in the sky.

Very touching.

[laughing]

boing

thud

Look at that! A perfect strike!

(Fred) 'Yabba-dabba-doo!'

'Dino, you stand guard while I call the cops.'

Darn it! If I only had movies of this!

[siren blaring]

screech

Now, don't take any chances, men.

They could still be dangerous.

Give up, you art thieves.

We gotcha cornered.

Huh?

And this is Pebbles when she was only two months old.

Coochie-coochie-coo.

(Fred) 'Isn't she somethin', fellas?'

Yeah, I've never seen anything like it.

Uh, yeah, you can say that again.

(Fred) 'Look, look, look, there she is crawling up--'

Say, what is this? A midnight matinee?

The cops. Thank goodness!

- What did he say? - 'Oh, please take us away.'

Uh, no more home movies.

We'll confess. We'll return the painting.

Yeah, put us in solitary.

Give us bread and water, anything.

Just get us out of here!

We're crackin' up!

Just look at that. Pebbles is counting her fingers.

One, two, three little fingers.

(Fred) 'Four, five..'

[crying]

Uh, thank goodness!

Thank goodness you came for us.

Take 'em away, boys.

And be gentle, they've suffered enough already.

(Fred) 'Nine, ten.'

'Oh, the little darling.'

Oh, no.

Now, she's counting her chubby little toes.

One, two, three..

It's the truth, Betty, so help me.

I still can't believe it.

Fred out selling all his home movie equipment.

How did you do it, Wilma?

How did you get him to give up his hobby?

Psychology, Barney.

I simply told him that if he showed one more film

I'd hit him over the head with his movie camera.

[chuckling] Very scientific, Wilma.

Very scientific.

[chuckling] There's nothing like the feminine approach, is there?

Hiya, folks. We're back.

Fred, did you get a good deal on your movie equipment?

I'll say. I traded it in for this.

- A tape recorder. - 'Right. Just listen to this.'

[Pebbles babbling]

I recorded that when Pebbles and I were in the store.

Here's what she said on the way home.

[Pebbles babbling]

And that's only the beginning.

Into the microphone, sweetheart.

[babbling]

Don't worry, Wilma. It'll pass.

I hope.

[babbling]

Keep goin', Pebbles, baby.

'Daddy's got a couple of 100 extra tapes.'

Oh, no. Poor Pebbles.

[babbling]

That's my baby sayin' that.

[laughing]

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern stone age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

Wilma-a-a!

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