All language subtitles for The Flintstones s04e05 Freds Monkeyshines.eng

Uh, now then, we'll have you read this chart.

'Cover the right eye, and read the top line.'

Okay. Eh..

"B-R-I-T-H-G-O-B."

Dandy! Eh, now, let's cover the left eye

and read the same line.

Right.

Hey! Who took the chart away?

[theme music]

[alarm blaring]

Yabba dabba doo!

? Flintstones Meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

- One egg, or two, Fred? - 'One should do it.'

- Fried or scrambled? - 'How about an omelet?'

Naturally, it's more work.

Yeah. And I do all the work.

(Wilma) Okay, let's go, George.

[rattling]

Hey, how about this?

"Washing Stone beat the Rhode Island Rocksters 54 to 20."

Oh, Fred! That's 24 to 20, and the Rocksters won it.

Oh! Ah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You better hurry and eat, dear.

- What's the big rush? - Don't you remember?

You have an appointment with the eye doctor this morning.

Oh, you're startin' that again, eh?

Let's face it, Fred.

You either need glasses, or longer arms.

Say, you oughta work in television.

I hear lady comedy writers make a lot of money.

'Pass the salt, please.'

Salt? One salt comin' up.

Fred, please keep your appointment.

This is pepper.

[Pebbles giggling]

Not today, Wilma.

Don't you hear that?

I have a date with my daughter.

[Pebbles babbling]

That's right! The circus.

And dada is goin' to show Pebbles

the saber-tooth tiger.

[babbling]

Right, and a trained pterodactyl.

And a bull-headed brontosaurus..

'...by the name of Fred Flintstone.'

Um, very funny.

Look! Look, Pebbles!

Here comes the circus.

[instrumental music]

(Wilma) 'Oh, look! Here come the monkeys.'

'"Rocco's Marvelous Monkeys."'

[chattering]

I'll hurry up and mow the lawn first

then take Pebbles to the circus.

But, Fred, how about your appointment?

I've made up my mind, Wilma.

I'm not goin' to the eye doctor today.

I'm in perfect condition, including my eyesight.

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Okay, superman. I give up.

You're perfect.

Women.

Who can understand them?

[chatter]

Oh, Fred! I'm going over to Betty's.

So keep an eye on the baby.

Your good eye, that is.

[giggling]

boing

[Pebbles babbling]

You wanna go with mommy?

Aw! Okay, sweetheart.

Come on.

boing

chatter chatter

When you feel bad, women say "There's nothing wrong with you.

'Get up and go to work."'

But when you feel great, they want you to go to a doctor.

Oh, boy!

Pebbles baby! Are you alright?

Yoo-hoo! Pebbles!

'Where did you go, you little monkey?'

chatter chatter

Peek-a-boo yourself, you little..

Huh?

Oh, brother! I gotta get out of the sun.

Pebbles! You're in there, aren't you?

'Sure you are.'

'For a minute I thought I saw a..'

chatter chatter

A monkey!

My name is Fred Flintstone.

I live at 222, Rock Way.

'I am not seeing things.'

I am at Bedrock, I live at 222, Flintstone Way.

'I am Rock Way Fred. I'm-I'm-I'm..'

chatter chatter

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Imagine! Pebbles is going to her first circus.

It's exciting. When is Fred going to take her?

He said right after he mowed the lawn.

He wouldn't keep his appointment with the eye doctor.

My name is Fred Flintstone. I am not seeing things.

Hey, uh, what's the matter with you, Fred?

Oh, Barney, am I glad to see you.

Look, Barney, tell me, w-when you look at Pebbles

does she look like a baby to you?

When I look at Pebbles, does she look like a baby?

Uh, I repeat.

What's the matter with you, Fred?

Wilma's been after me to have my eyes checked.

- See? - Yeah.

So, I don't want her to know this

but twice today, Pebbles has turned into a..

...into a monkey in front of my eyes.

Ah, I think I'm crackin' up, Barn!

[chuckling]

Oh boy, Fred

don't you know what's wrong with you?

No. What?

It's psychio-logical.

Wilma's been bugging you to go to a doctor

so you think there's something wrong with you--

And I start imagining things, right?

- Right. - You know something, Barn?

You're not as dumb as everyone thinks you are.

Gee, thanks, Fred.

- Hello, Barney. - Hiya.

Hey, uh, what's to eat? I'm starving.

Oh, Barney!

[chuckles] Have a sandwich, Barney.

Where's Fred?

He's taking a nap.

Well, call him, then we'll eat.

My pleasure.

Barney's right.

There's nothin' wrong with my eyesight.

Pebbles does not look like a monkey.

I never even thought I saw a monkey.

chatter chatter

Pebbles! You'll get hurt!

Come down, baby!

Oh, Fred! Lunch is ready.

Hey! Hey, Fred! What are you doing up there?

What does it look like I'm doin'?

I'm tryin' to get Pebbles out of this tree.

Come to daddy, baby!

Look, Fred, Pebbles is here!

Oh, Fred!

I tell you, Pebbles is up here.

(Wilma) 'Fred, look!'

[babbling]

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Fred!

Fred, where are you going?

[babbling]

"Where am I going?"

To see the eye doctor. Where do you think?

So that's my story, Dr. Boulder Dome.

Now tell me the truth.

What do you think it is? Tell me.

Very well, Mr. Flintstone.

- I think you'd better sit down. - Sure. Sure, doc.

Eh, it's my mind, huh? I'm losin' my mind?

No, it's my carpet. You're wearing it out.

Uh, now then. We'll have you read this chart.

'Cover the right eye, and read the top line.'

(Fred) 'Okay.'

"Brith-gob."

- Whatever that means. - Um..

One letter at a time, Mr. Flintstone.

Oh! Huh, yeah, hee-hee-hee..

Eh, "B-R-I-T-H-G-O-B."

Dandy! Eh, now, let's cover the left eye

and read the same line.

Right.

Hey, who took the chart away?

Aha! That's it.

We found your trouble.

You have astigmatism.

How do you like that!

And Wilma thought it was my eyes.

Eh, you'll need corrective glasses

for a short time.

Eh, here. Try these.

Now, read the next line.

"S-C-L-O."

Good! And the next.

- "P-R-O-F." - Fine, fine, fine.

And the teensy-weensy printing at the bottom.

Eh, "Y-O-U-D."

[chuckles]

I'll have to get a little closer.

Eh, "Y-O-U-B." Ah..

Your bill is $25?

[Dr. Boulder laughing]

That's our little joke.

Eh, here, let me clean those glasses for you.

Clean 'em? For 25 bucks you should gold plate 'em.

I'll have them ready in a jiffy, Mr. Flintstone.

[phone ringing]

Ah, it never fails!

When I'm busy, ring, ring, ring.

Dr. Boulder Dome speaking.

Oh, yes, dear.

Yes, dear.

Yes. Yes, dear.

- It's the wife. - Heh-heh.

I would've bet on it.

Yes, dear. Yes.

Yes, dear. Yes, dear.

Just a minute, dear.

Eh, Mr. Flintstone.

Eh, just wear the glasses everyday

for the next two weeks, and you'll be okay.

(Fred) Okay, doc.

(Dr. Boulder) 'Yes, dear. Yes. Yes.'

I'll see you in a couple of weeks, doc.

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Hey, doc, you need a light in your reception room.

Eh, it takes a few minutes for your eyes to adjust.

Goodbye.

[indistinct chatter on phone]

Yes, dear. Yes.

Yes, dear.

Now, where did I park my car?

Ah, here it is.

Boy.

Wonder how long it takes for the eyes to adjust.

Hey, I never noticed that before.

Must be a loose thread.

[siren blaring]

Okay, buddy, tell me your story.

You always wanted to be a cop when you were a kid, right?

Eh...wrong.

I just got new glasses and I thought this was my car.

Oh, brother!

You know, that's so far out, I believe it.

Yes. Yes, dear.

Yes. Goodbye, dear.

Oh, boy.

Better call in the next patient.

Next, eh, who's the next patient, please?

crash

Flintstone was right.

I do need a light in the reception room.

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Hey! Wait a minute!

These aren't mine.

Flintstone took the wrong glasses.

screech

I've gotta let him know right away.

Oh, where is that phone, anyway?

Aha! Here, here it is.

Hello, operator? Hello.

Hello, hello.

Number, please.

Oh, knock it off!

[snickering]

Hello, operator?

Boy, I'm sure glad I got these glasses.

Drivin' around all this time, not seein' where I was goin'.

It scares me.

I could've had an accident.

Oh, that's funny.

I don't remember that dip in the road.

Ah, well, it's a beautiful day.

'Oops! Spoke too soon.'

'Gettin' cloudy.'

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Wow, they oughta fix these bumpy roads!

Wilma, I'm home!

bam

[yapping]

Fred! You look positively handsome.

You were right, Wilma.

You were right. I needed glasses.

Here, sweetheart.

mwah

That's for just bein' pretty.

Don't worry, Dino, old pal. I didn't forget you.

Have a bone.

Hi, Pebbles!

[babbling]

Yes, sweetheart.

We're goin' to the circus in just a minute.

Daddy's big girl.

[Pebbles cooing]

Eh, get Pebbles ready to go, will you, Wilma?

I'm goin' over to show Barney my new image.

Heh-heh, boy, I bet he'll be surprised.

crash

[chuckles] Takes a while to get used to 'em.

Hmm. He's telling us.

chatter chatter

(Barney) 'Yes siree, Fred.'

Those glasses do something for you.

Yeah. I do look distinguished.

- Don't I? - You sure do.

At last I can distinguish you from an elephant.

Say, Barn, that's real funny.

You should come with us to the circus.

There's a spot for you.

Oh, yeah, like in the big tent with the clowns?

[laughing]

No, like in the cage, with the other hyenas.

Well, now. Wilma's got Pebbles ready real fast!

- See you later, Barn. - Oh, hold it, Fred.

Uncle Barney has to kiss Pebbles goodbye.

Goodbye, you little.. Monkey?

Come on, sweetheart. Wave goodbye to Uncle Barn.

chatter chatter

- Fred! - See you later!

[babbling] My name is Barney Rubble.

I live at 224, Rocky Way.

I am not seeing things.

[babbling]

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Oh, hello, Dr. Boulder Dome.

No, Fred's not here right now.

Mrs. Flintstone, you've got to get

those glasses off him, right away.

(Wilma on phone) 'I thought so.'

'Something's wrong with them, isn't there?'

Not for me, there's not.

- 'They're my glasses.' - Oh, dear!

(Dr. Boulder on phone) 'But when he's wearing them, his vision's totally distorted.'

Oh, dear!

Besides, I need those glasses.

I can't find my way out of here.

My name is Barney Rubble. I am not seeing things.

I live at 224, Rocky Way.

Barney, what's wrong?

Pebbles does not look like a monkey.

- What? - Barney, where's Fred?

He just left, Wilma.

He went to the circus with a monkey.

Wilma! That wasn't Pebbles.

That was a monkey.

Wilma, do you know what he's talking about?

No. But never mind.

We've got to find Fred and take off his glasses.

We'll have to use your car, Barney.

Ooh, oh, I wasn't seeing things. I'm okay.

Somebody tell me what's happening.

I'm confused.

[instrumental music]

Boy, what a line! And just for ice-cream.

But don't worry.

Daddy will stand here all day for sweetheart.

Pardon me, young man, is that your first baby?

[chuckling] Yes, ma'am, she is.

Oh, how sweet!

I bet she looks just like daddy.

The spittin' image.

See?

chatter chatter

(female 1) 'Oh, no!'

Child-hater.

- Next! - One cone, please.

- One scoop or two? - Yeah, one should do it.

One flip, Henry.

Uh, one for you, and one for me.

gulp

Now, cut that out! I'll tell you when.

chomp

Hey! That kid can eat.

[Fred chuckling]

She's a chip off the old block, alright, heh-heh.

chatter chatter

Step right up and show the little lady

your big strong muscles.

Test you strength right here.

bang

clang

Watch your ol' daddy knock that bell

right off the pole, Pebbles.

Uh, hold the baby for me, will you?

Sure thing, buddy.

I love kids.

Now keep your eye on daddy, sweetheart.

[laughs] Nothin' like a cute little..

chatter chatter

Wow! What a homely kid!

Here we go!

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So you see, Fred doesn't know he's wearing the wrong glasses

and everything is out of focus.

Yeah, but there's nothing to worry about, Wilma.

- What could happen to him? - That's right, Wilma.

After all, he's at the circus.

How could he possibly get into trouble?

Remember, we're talking about Fred Flintstone.

- He'll find a way. - He'll find a way.

Let's get our tickets and go in, Pebbles.

Ah, here we are!

T-I-C-K-E-T-S. Tickets.

Boy, am I glad I got these little glasses?

chatter chatter

I don't know what you're sayin', sweetheart

but keep talkin'. You sound awful cute.

Oops!

I beg your pardon, madam.

After you.

[gibbering]

Well, now, that's very nice of you.

And may I say, that's a lovely fur coat you're wearing.

Such a polite lady.

I want you to be just like her when you grow up, Pebbles.

Now, here we are. Tick-kets.

Boy, what a silly place for a ticket booth.

A guy could get lost around here.

Uh-oh.

That lady back there must've dropped this.

Oh, lady!

Wait! This must be yours.

Here you are, ma'am.

I knew right away it belonged to you.

An alligator purse is just the right accessory

for your fur coat.

[chuckling]

[gibbering]

Oh, brother! And they put us in cages.

Now see here, Rocco.

With or without your star monkey, Chipsy

you're on in five minutes.

Oh, sorry, boss, uh, we can't make it.

"Can't make it?" Tidd, your circus.

You gotta laugh when you feel like cryin'.

Why?

Rocco, baby, y'all know the answer to that.

- The show must go on! - 'Why?'

Well, because otherwise y'all don't get paid.

Oh! Oh, I see that! That's different.

[whistling] Alright, you monkeys! On your feet!

The show is just about ready to start, sweetheart.

Hey, daddy, look at the funny-lookin' monkey.

[laughing]

Watch the name callin', kid.

You're not any little Lord Punkler Rock yourself.

Look, sweetheart! See the funny clowns?

[laughing]

chomp

[crying]

She stole my peanuts!

Hey, bud, why don't you get your kid her own peanuts?

Why, you--

[instrumental music]

And now, ladies and gentlemen

Rocco and his marvelous monkeys.

[audience applauding]

chatter chatter

Pebbles! What are you doing?

Come back here!

'Pebbles!'

[instrumental music]

chatter chatter

Chipsy! My star monkey! You're back!

chatter chatter

swoosh

Sweetheart! Come back!

chatter chatter

Baby, please! You'll get hurt!

screech

[audience laughing]

Hey, that fat clown is a riot.

[laughing]

Come down from there, Pebbles!

boing

Hold on, baby! I'll save you!

Hey!

Quit it!

What's goin' on?

Hey!

Say, you're pretty good.

When did you join the act?

Act? I'm tryin' to save my daughter.

Now let go of me.

Okay, if you insist.

I insist.

Pebbles, baby, where did you go?

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Boy! Kids don't care

where they park their bikes nowadays.

Fred! Oh, Fred!

I don't see him anywhere, Barney.

Hey, down in front.

My kid can't see the clown on the high-wire.

C-c-clown? It's Fred!

That can't be Fred.

He gets dizzy in the balcony of the movies.

Come to daddy, sweetheart!

Yup, that's Fred alright.

Oh, no!

Fred! Come down!

Wilma? Is that you?

(Wilma) 'Yes, Fred. Please come down.'

I will, as soon as I get Pebbles.

Pebbles is here with me, Fred.

Hey, you're wearing the wrong glasses.

Barney, you'll scare him.

Oh, sorry, Wilma.

Uh, don't look down, Fred.

You'll get scared if you see where you are.

I know exactly where I am!

And I'm not wearin' the wrong glasses!

I-I..

[babbling]

boing boing boing

(Rocco) 'Hold on to him, Chipsy.'

Hold him! Okay.

Okay, let him go.

chatter chatter

boing

thud

Fred! Are you alright, Fred?

Yeah, of course I am, Wilma.

Oh! You scared me to death.

But I must say, you handled yourself beautifully.

Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

Gee, Fred, you looked just like a professional.

Well, some people have it, some people don't.

Oh, you don't have to be modest, Fred.

It took a lot of nerve to go all the way up there.

Well, it wasn't really nerve, Barn.

I got a little confused.

Eh, hey, all the way up where?

Up there, on the high-wire.

You mean, I was-was u-u-up..

...th-hey-ey-ooh.

thud

- Hi, Wilma! - Hi, honey.

Dinner's gonna be a little late.

[phone ringing]

Oh, no, not again.

Sorry, he's not interested.

That's been going on all day.

What has?

Fred is an overnight sensation.

We've heard from the circus, TV shows..

[phone ringing]

Uh! It just never stops.

[indistinct chatter on phone]

Not interested. Sorry.

That was a movie company from Hollyrock.

[giggles] And all because his eyesight went bad.

Boy, Fred should try breaking his leg.

No telling how far he'd go.

[laughing]

Oh, Barney.

Well, I'll say one thing for Fred.

He's being sensible, and not taking

any of this seriously.

Say, uh, where is the old hippo of the high-wire?

- 'He's resting.' - Oh.

boing boing boing

Hey, uh, you had any trouble with big birds

around here, Wilma?

Birds? No, Barney.

Oh, listen, when Fred comes out

don't mention the word "circus" to him.

I don't care what anybody says, elephants don't fly.

Therefore, it has to be Fred.

- Hiya, Fred. - Hi, Barn.

Oh, Wilma!

Hold out for the highest offer.

boing

I'm workin' up a great act.

Oh, no!

I'll be ready for the big time in two weeks.

Now I'm gonna do something I haven't tried before.

Fred, please! Not so high!

crash

Oh, no!

Alright, alright!

So I need a little more practice.

Did he say a little?

[laughing]

[theme music]

? Flintstones Meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Wilma!

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