All language subtitles for The Flintstones s03e21 Foxy Grandma.eng

[siren wailing]

Hey. Hey, stop the car.

- Let me out. - Quiet or I'll blast ya.

But-but-but he ain't got a driver's license.

He could get us into trouble.

We got company coming.

Alright, coppers, try this one on for size.

boom boom

[theme song]

[squawking]

Yabba-dabba doo-o-o!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

[rattling]

Amazing.

It's absolutely amazing, Barney.

Just look at Fred work.

Yeah, ever since he found out Wilma's gonna have a baby

'he's been a regular dynamo.'

'Cutting the lawn, trimming the hedges.'

'All the things Wilma used to do.'

Mm-hmm, just so she can relax

in her delicate condition.

Yeah. It's like I always said, Betty.

It takes a baby to make a husband a father.

I wonder whether my work would be done for me

if I had a baby.

Gee, I don't know, Betty.

Looks like Fred's got his hands full now.

[laughing]

? Mm-hmm da dum dum ?

? Dum dum dum dum ?

? Mm-hmm da dee da da dum da dum ??

And just what do you think you're doing?

- I'm gonna wash the dishes. - Oh, no, you're not.

The doctor said for you to take it easy

and that's just what you're gonna do.

But, Fred, washing a few dishes isn't gonna hurt me.

Honey, there'll be plenty of work for you to do

after the baby arrives.

And until then, I do the house work

and you don't lift a finger.

Now go on into the living room and relax.

Well, alright, Fred.

But I hope you know what you're getting into.

Of course, I know, Wilma.

Water, Egbert, fill her up.

[splashing]

Wilma, where's the soap powder?

(Wilma) 'Under the sink.'

Okay, thanks.

I don't see no soap powder.

I can't find it. It ain't here, Wilma.

(Wilma) 'Fred.'

Ouch!

Oh, Fred, here it is.

Please, Fred, let me do--

Wilma, we have been through this.

I am taking care of the household chores.

- But-- - No buts.

Now give me the soap, sweetheart

'and out of the kitchen like a good, little girl.'

Well, alright.

Remember, Wilma, with all the experience I had

when I was in the army, I'm an expert on kitchen duty.

Oh, no, no, turn it off, Egbert.

Turn it off.

Aah-choo!

clank clank clank

Fred, what on earth are you doing?

(Wilma) 'Look at that mess.'

[gurgling]

I'm-I'm-I'm sorry, Wilma

but accidents will happen, you know?

Uh, don't worry, I'll clean it up

'as soon as you leave the kitchen.'

Now be careful, don't step on those broken dishes.

Oh, Wilma, I know better than that.

Ouch. Ooh, ooh, ow.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ow, ow!

I know you're trying to help, Fred, dear

and I love you for it

but you can't do the house work.

- 'Let's call my mother.' - No, absolutely not.

- And don't start that again. - But, Fred--

(Fred) 'I'll go to an employment agency'

and hire a professional housekeeper.

You're being very unfair to mother, Fred.

She's never done you any harm.

She's never done me any good, either.

And you know something

I can't remember her ever saying anything nice to me.

I can't either

and I got a memory like an elephant.

[telephone ringing]

(female 1) 'The Bedrock Employment Agency.'

'We help, help, get help.'

What? You want a silent butler?

The one you have talks too much?

Just a moment, please.

'I'll check our lists.'

So this in an employment agency, huh?

I never knew such a thing existed, Fred.

Where did you think people went when they're out of work?

To the unemployment office. Ha ha ha.

Oh.

And now, what can I do for you, uh..

...gentlemen?

Eh, I'd like to hire a housekeeper, miss, uh..

- I'm Miss Keystone. - Miss Keystone.

You've come to the right place, Mr..

Uh, Flintstone.

Did you have anything special in mind, Mr. Flintstone?

Oh, no, no, I ain't fussy.

I-I just want one who can cook and sew

and iron and clean the house

wash the windows, polish the furniture

do the shopping, mow the lawn..

Uh, you know, just take over some of the duties of the wife.

Yeah, and-and I'd like her to live in.

Oh, don't worry, Fred, she will.

After all that work, who's gonna have the strength to go home?

Oh, quiet.

Uh, Ziegfried, send in our available housekeepers.

(bird over radio) 'Kaw. Ziegfried'

'send in our available housekeepers.'

Okay, will do.

(bird over radio) 'Kaw. Okay, will do.'

They'll be right out.

Ah, here they are now.

(Keystone) 'Girls, this is Mr. Flintstone.'

'He's looking for a housekeeper.'

(Fred) 'Hello, girls.'

This is Peaches, Bubbles, and Bertha.

Hello, Mr. Flintstone.

Uh, he-hello..

...hmm, Bertha.

(Keystone) 'All the girls come very highly recommended, Mr. Flintstone.'

Hey, how, uh..

Uh, how are you at house work, Bertha?

House work? What's that?

It don't matter. You're hired.

Hey, Fred, Fred, whoa, boy, steady now.

Uh, what about Wilma?

- Who? - 'Wilma, your wife!'

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Uh, I'll take Peaches.

Welcome back to planet Earth, Fred.

It's just the old story, Bertha.

Beauty versus brains.

His wife would take one look at your beauty

then knock his brains out.

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

Good morning, honey.

Good morning, dear.

- Mwah. - Mwah.

Hey, what're you doing dusting?

Where's Peaches?

In the kitchen, having breakfast.

Well, once she gets through, let her do the dusting.

I don't want you lifting a finger.

Fred, about Peaches--

Eh, tell me later, will you, sweetheart?

I gotta have my breakfast and get to work.

Hey, good morning, Peaches, I'm ready for breakfast.

Really? Well, bully for you.

chomp chomp chomp

chomp chomp chomp

(Fred) 'Well, uh, uh..'

Uh, just stay where you are, I'll get it myself.

Hey, what happened to all the food?

I filled this ice box just last night.

Well, you better fill it again

before lunch, Mr. Flintstone.

My deal calls for three square meals a day.

Did you have any breakfast, Wilma?

Oh, yes, I nibbled on half a biscuit.

(Fred) 'Half a biscuit?'

Dog biscuit, that is.

That's all I could get away from Dino.

Now, wait a minute, that ain't right.

I agree with you, Mr. Flintstone.

She needs plenty of nourishment now.

After all, she's eating for two.

gulp gulp gulp

Listen, Peaches, I hired you to take care of my house

not to eat me out of it.

Look, a wishbone.

Let's see who gets their wish.

Peaches, I'm talking to you.

Which end do you want, dearie?

The one with a little meat on it.

Go on, dearie, let's see how strong you are.

[grunts]

thud

[Fred muttering]

Fred, what happened?

(Wilma) 'What're you bringing the ice box in here for?'

So Peaches can't eat it.

It's just about the only thing in the kitchen

she hasn't sunk her teeth in.

Fred, let me call mother.

(Fred) 'No! Positively no!'

Hello. Bedrock Employment Agency?

This is Fred Flintstone.

Flintstone!

F, as in famished.

Is Miss Keystone there?

It's about changing housekeepers.

(Fred) 'Tell her I wanna swap Peaches for Bubbles.'

When? Right now!

[chuckles]

Well, anyway, I'll get the ice box filled again.

(Wilma) 'Oh, Fred.'

[Fred snoring]

It's five o'clock, everybody. Up, up, up.

thud thud thud

Uh, what? Uh, who's there?

Time to get up, Mrs. Flintstone.

I wanna wash the bed linen and get it out to dry

before it rains.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Yeah, good thinking, Bubbles.

(Bubbles) 'Come on, Mr. Flintstone.'

Rise and shine.

I don't wanna go to school.

What? Where am.. Where am I?

Oh, oh, what time is it?

It's five o'clock

and I'm already five minutes behind schedule.

thud

Well, now that I'm up

I might as well take my shower.

Be careful, Mr. Flintstone

I just waxed the bathroom floor.

Ee-ooh.

crash

What did you say, Bubbles?

I said, "Be careful, Mr. Flintstone

I just waxed the bathroom floor."

Oh, my aching back.

Oh, good morning, Fred.

(Fred) 'Morning. Good morning, she says.'

Ooh, that Bubbles is a prize.

Gets us up at five o'clock, waxes the bathroom floor

so I nearly break my neck.

'What's good about it?'

Fred, sit down and taste

the pterodactyl egg souffle she made

it's out of this world.

Oh, yeah? Ooh, that's for me.

gulp

Mm, man, this is really something.

Boy, what flavor.

(Bubbles) 'Well, still eating, folks?'

I gotta get these dishes washed.

I'm way behind schedule.

Hey, I'm just starting.

clank clank clank

I'll let the dishes soak

while I get at the living room, Mrs. Flintstone.

[crying] I'm hungry.

You can stop off on your way to work

and grab a bite, Fred.

That does it!

I can't sleep, I can't eat

and I can't take anymore of Bubbles.

She has got to go.

- Good, I'll call mother. - 'Oh, no, you don't.'

But, Fred, you can't seem to find the right housekeeper.

I'll find her, I'll find her.

Somewhere in the world

there must be a housekeeper for us.

Now wait right here, Sonny, I'll be right back.

Uh, yeah, grandma, I'll wait.

"Second National Bank."

"Assets, two million

"five hundred thousand dollars

and sixty three cents."

[laughs]

Good day, ma'am.

Uh, can you help

a helpless little, old lady?

"Have dynamite, you'll travel."

Oh, certainly. Oh, dear me.

(Grandma Dynamite) 'Alright, buster, fill this with some nice fresh money'

or I'll blow this joint sky high.

You're Grandma Dynamite?

[chuckles] Right.

Say, you want to go on? Guess my line.

Come on, come on, my fuse finger's getting itchy.

Alright, alright, don't blow me up.

Oops, assets $2,500,000..

Eh, correction.

Assets now 63 cents.

[chuckles]

(Grandma Dynamite) 'Okay, Sonny, let's go.'

Stop her, it's Grandma Dynamite.

Help! Police!

"Extra. Grandma Dynamite strikes again!"

Extra! Extra!

"Grandma Dynamite still at it."

(man on radio) 'Calling all cars.'

'Be on lookout for Grandma Dynamite.'

'She's robbed the first, the second'

'and the third national banks.'

Wonder where she'll strike next, Joe.

(man on radio) 'The fourth national bank, where else?'

(male 3) 'Hold up, hold up.'

'It's Grandma Dynamite.'

'She's getting away.'

Stop, please. Help!

- Police! - She's heading for that car.

screech

Freeze or I'll blast ya.

(Grandma Dynamite) 'Get going, Sonny.'

(Grandma Dynamite) "Grandma Dynamite almost caught.

Police closing in."

Oh, yeah, Sonny, I gotta find me a new hideout.

Yeah, I'll say, why don't you come

and stay at my place, grandma?

I got lots of room.

Thanks, Sonny, but I don't think

I'd be comfortable at the YMCA.

So if I don't find a housekeeper by six o'clock

Wilma's gonna call her mother.

Well, you got 22 minutes.

I can just hear Wilma saying

it was a tough fight, mom, but I won.

[laughing]

Yeah, I don't know why it should be

so hard to find a housekeeper

'the pay is good, she has her own comfortable room'

'where nobody disturbs her.'

Excuse me, boys, could you tell me

where I could find work as a..

'...housekeeper?'

Well, uh, you could try the employment agency

or, uh, put an ad in the paper.

- Right, Fred? - Yeah.

Or maybe you could..

Housekeeper?

- You're a housekeeper? - The best.

(Fred) 'Lady, you've been sent from heaven.'

- 'You can work for me.' - Well, I don't know.

Oh, please, lady.

You'll have good food, good pay, easy hours.

- Huh, Barney? - Easy hours is right.

In fact, you could call 'em bankers' hours.

Bankers' hours?

Well, now you're talking my language.

And besides you remind me

of my own dear Sonny.

Let's go.

Well, one minute to 6:00.

I guess Fred didn't find a housekeeper

and I can go ahead and call mother.

Go ahead, at a time like this

a girl needs her mother.

Four, three, two, one.

(Fred) 'Hold the phone.'

Wilma, honey.

Meet, uh, meet..

I'm sorry, I don't know your name.

Oh, well, just call me Dyna.

Wilma, this is Dyna.

Our new housekeeper.

- How do you do? - Uh, how do you do?

This is our neighbor, Mrs. Rubble.

Pleased to meet you.

Wilma, the search is over.

Dyna is gonna be perfect for us.

Oh, we've been lookin' for you for a long time.

Yes, so are a lot of people.

[chuckles]

Now, if you'll just show me to my room.

Sure, this way. I'll take your luggage.

boink

- 'I'll break your arm.' - Huh!

I mean, I mean I can carry it.

'Excuse me, ladies'

I have a lot of on-the-job planning to do.

[chuckles]

Boy, this is a perfect set up to operate from.

Let's see

what's the target for today?

Ah-ha!

(Grandma Dynamite) 'Brick's armored car.'

'Great!'

'They're delivering lots of nice, new money'

'to the Fifth National Bank today.'

'There they could be nice and safe.'

[chuckles] I better put in a call to Sonny.

I'll use my shawl.

A.

N.

Ah, there it is.

That's good, old grandma's signal.

It says, "Ankbay ayday ootay ayday."

Eh, which means, bank day today.

Love, grandma.

[laughing]

- Good morning, Dyna. - 'Good morning, ma'am.'

Breakfast is all ready.

(Wilma) 'Uh, what's with the suitcase?'

Are you expecting to leave in a hurry?

No, it's my lucky charm, Mrs. Flintstone.

Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I carry a suitcase.

- 'Good morning, ladies.' - 'Good morning, Fred.'

Good morning, Mr. Flintstone.

Your cactus juice is on the table.

Well, thank you, Dyna.

gulp gulp gulp

- Ew. - What's the matter, Fred?

No cream. She didn't put any cream in my cactus juice.

Um, I'll get it.

Shall I make some toast, Mrs. Flintstone?

- 'Please, Dyna.' - Yes, ma'am.

[whirring]

Boy, you got some crust.

[grunting]

What's wrong with this ice box?

- It's stuck. - 'Ooh, just a minute.'

Mr. Flintstone, I'll open it for ya.

screech

Stand back, everybody.

- 'Look out, Fred.' - I'm lookin', I'm lookin'.

boom boom

[Dyna laughing]

'This would even crack an eggshell.'

You can get your cream now, Mr. Flintstone.

knock knock knock

Ooh, that's the front door, I'll get it.

(Grandma Dynamite) 'I think it's for me.'

Are you sure it was a park you met her in

and not a minefield?

Alright, so she acts a little peculiar

but I'd still rather have her as housekeeper

than your mother.

Come in, Sonny

and say hello to the nice people.

Uh, hello, nice people.

Folks, this is my only grandson, Sonny.

'Come to visit me.'

Hello, Sonny.

You sure you only got one grandson?

He looks like more than one to me.

Sonny's going to drive his poor old grandma

to the market, aren't you, Sonny, dear?

- I'm afraid I can't, granny. - Why not?

My driving license expired.

(Sonny) 'It would be against the law for me to drive.'

Oh, dear, and I had my heart set

on picking up some nice, fresh lettuce.

Well, I'll drive you, Dyna.

I have to go to town anyway.

Oh, Mr. Flintstone, you are a dear.

Sonny, I hope you'd be like him when you grow up.

Ah, nice car you got there, Mr. Flintstone.

How fast will it go?

Oh, it should do 80 in a pinch.

Well, that's when you want a car to go fast.

In a pinch, eh, Sonny?

[chuckles]

Stop!

screech

- What's the matter? - We're here.

Yeah, but this isn't the market.

- It's the bank. - Really?

Oh, well, now that we've stopped

I'll just go in and see if my money is safe.

You wait here and keep that motor running.

Your granny picked a swell bank to save money in.

They got a wonderful Christmas club here.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Your grandmother oughta join it.

You know, once she puts her money in

'she can't get it out before Christmas.'

Ah, you wanna bet?

(male 4) 'Help! Police!'

(Grandma Dynamite) 'It's a hold-up.'

What's going on? It sounds like the bank is being robbed.

Come on, get moving.

Eh, uh, Grandma Dynamite.

Uh, you heard her, fatso.

Get movin'.

Step on it, Sonny.

vroom

[siren wailing]

Hey, hey, stop the car.

- Let me out. - Quiet, or I'll blast ya.

Yeah, but-but-but he ain't got a driver's license

he could get us into trouble.

We got company, Sonny.

Alright, coppers, try this one on for size.

boom boom

Take the next turn off, Sonny.

Uh, okay.

screech

(Grandma Dynamite) 'Alright, Sonny, back to the hideout.'

screech

screech

(Sonny) 'Okay, fatso. In you go.'

- Wilma. - Fred, what's going on?

Wilma, they-they're bank robbers.

She's Grandma Dynamite, wanted in six states.

Seven states, but who's counting? He he.

I guess we lost those coppers alright, eh, Sonny?

Yeah, we sure did, granny.

(Grandma Dynamite) 'We're staying here till the heat's off.'

Now behave yourself, you two.

And maybe you won't get hurt.

You can't scare us.

You, you horrid woman.

Oh, Fred, do something.

Yeah, yeah, I'll do something.

Dyna, you're fired.

[laughing]

[knock on door]

Answer that, Mrs. Flintstone

but ask who it is.

Who is it?

(Pearl) 'It's me, your mother.'

- It's my mother. - 'Don't let her in.'

Say, you got your good side after all.

(Wilma) 'Fred, of course, I'll let her in.'

- Mother, am I glad to see you. - Wilma, baby..

Alright, Mrs. Flintstone

quit gabbing and close the door.

- Who are these people? - 'Never mind who we are.'

(Grandma Dynamite) 'Just sit down and be quiet.'

They're bank robbers and they're holding us prisoners.

What? Are you serious?

Fred, what're you doing about this?

- What are you? A man or-- - Ah, you talk too much.

Sit down and shut your trap.

Don't you talk to my mother like that.

Yeah, now you're going too far.

- So? - So I'm gonna bop you one.

bam

thud

Why, you big brute

how dare you manhandle my son-in-law?

Open the door, Wilma, so I can put out the trash.

Yes, mother.

Okay, mother.

thud

Keep the door open, Wilma.

I got another load of trash.

Alright, grandma.

- You're next. - No, no, no.

I've seen enough, I'm going.

(Grandma Dynamite) 'Oops.'

I forgot my luggage.

I don't think they'll bother you again, Wilma.

Oh, you were wonderful, mother.

'Mm, yes.'

Well, maybe I'll take a little nap

then freshen up for dinner.

Uh, wh-where's my suitcase?

Oh, there it is.

[groaning]

(Wilma) 'Fred, are you alright?'

[groans] No, my achin' back.

He'll be alright, Wilma.

He must be tired from all that activity.

Yes, I guess so.

screech

It's the car used in the bank robbery, alright.

Grandma Dynamite must be in there.

Hey, she's mighty dangerous.

Let's sneak in the back way.

Well, I'll unpack first and then relax a little.

[gasps] Good heavens

it's full of money.

Must be more than a million dollars.

Whoa!

It's Grandma Dynamite, alright.

We got her with the goods.

So when I saw how Dyna opened the ice box

with dynamite, I knew she wasn't the housekeeper for us

'and I called mother.'

Ha ha ha.

Honey, I'm glad you did.

I guess that's why I married you, Wilma.

'Cause you always know what's best for us.

- Mwah! - Hmm.

You think your mother will stay until the baby is born?

Of course, nothing could drag her away.

I'm telling you're making a mistake.

I haven't stolen anything.

I want my lawyer.

You can't get away with this.

I'm a tax payer.

I'll have you pounding your flat feet on flat rock

if it's the last thing I do.

I'm telling you're making a mistake.

I haven't stolen anything.

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Wilma!

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