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Can we have Chinese food tonight?
Chinese food is fun.
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No, we're having pizza.
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I've planned pizza,
so we're having pizza.
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Can't change it now. Well, you could,
by not ordering pizza.
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We can have those slimy mushrooms.
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They look like dead slugs.
I like them.
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No, Amber, I've got all the toppings
planned already. We're having pizza.
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OK, but can we use chopsticks?
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Wait, wait. Everyone wait.
There's a penny.
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I need to save up £600.
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As my nana used to say,
if you look after the pennies,
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the pounds look after themselves.
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Oh, that's nice.
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So, if Holli saves a penny
every day,
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she'll have £600 in, like...
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Roughly 164 years.
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My fucking nana.
No wonder she's skint.
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Why do you need to save up £600?
That's private.
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Is it for a lawyer?
Is it for a pit bull?
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It's for a secret.
Is it for a boob job?
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Seriously, that's your first guess?
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Have you ever looked
at Holli's boobs?
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Well, I'm saving for a boob job.
I've got a boob job jar.
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How much you saved?
Hmm, about £7.
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That could pay for the pen.
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You know, the pen they use
to draw on you
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before they start cutting you up.
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Come on, Holli, let's look for money
under the vending machine.
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I found 50p under there once,
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but the next time,
there was just a dead mouse
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and the time after that, there was
a really smelly dead mouse.
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Don't forget, pizza at mine tonight.
I'll be there.
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What did you tell your parents?
After-school chess tournament.
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And they really believe that?
Yes, they trust me.
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Especially now I've set up
a fake Saz Kaur Facebook account
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and leaked them the password
so they can secretly check up
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on all my fake activities.
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Can you help me take
some fake pictures
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of me playing fake chess
in the library?
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My mum and dad
are going to love this one.
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Don't you feel bad?
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No. I'm making them so happy.
Why would I feel bad?
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Oh, geez, that baby's destroying
my jelly bonkers.
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Suck, suck, suck.
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I've got nipples like lumps
of old chewing gum.
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Must be nice having a baby, though.
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Ah, she's wonderful, and I did
the right thing passing on my genes.
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But I've also sacrificed what was
once an extremely beautiful vagina.
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Haven't I, Viva?
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Thank God. She was just about
to show it to you.
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Everyone round here's
had to have a look.
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Mr Burton next door
had one of his episodes.
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Rocky, what are you doing here?
It's girls' night, remember?
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Hello, Viva. Your boyfriend's
turned up unexpectedly.
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It's romantic.
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Yeah, it is romantic.
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But it's still girls' night.
I need to talk to you.
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Sure.
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You know how I've got, like,
an allergy to reading and writing
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and rubbers and rulers
and exercise books and pens?
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I'm not sure it's a proper allergy.
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It is a proper allergy, Viva.
I get a rash when I smell ink.
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Well, I realise what I need to do.
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It's so obvious.
I've got to drop out of school.
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What?! But you're so close.
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Rocky, just...just
get through your exams
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and then you'll never have
to smell ink again.
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Except when he's signing on.
I can't do it, Viva.
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I'm not some sort of
A-star boffiny genius.
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And most of the information,
I'm never going to use, innit?
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I mean, like, where's your
gastrocnemius? No-one cares.
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Geez, Rocky, that was year eight.
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If you don't know where that is
by now, you're basically screwed.
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So, if I did drop out,
would you dump me?
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Would you?
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I need to know.
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I'm not saying that I'd dump you,
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but I really don't think
you should rush into it.
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Right, I get it.
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I need qualifications
to be going out with you.
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Well, sorry I'm not Professor Rocky
from the University of..
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..of somewhere there's a university
that's good. Rocky...
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I'll see you at school.
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Wait, let's talk. Let him go.
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At the moment, our dough ball order
divides perfectly between four.
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If he stays, we could have
a dough-ball division dispute
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on our hands.
Why can't he see how important it is
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just to stay motivated
a little bit longer?
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Let him drop out.
He'll probably fail anyway.
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Rocky let us in. He looked upset,
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so we gave him three dough balls
to cheer him up. Three?!
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Everything's ruined.
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Can I see the baby, please,
Miss Hitchcock?
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She's asleep, so, no.
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But, if you like, you can watch me
express the baby's midnight feed.
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I can pump half a pint of full cream
mummy milk in five minutes.
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Hey, does anyone want to help me?
I'd love to, please, Miss Hitchcock.
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I'll do the right
if you take the left.
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