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THIS LOOKS NOTHING
LIKE A CHAIR.
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YEAH, MAYBE WE SHOULD
THROW IT AWAY.
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WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD UP. HOLD UP.
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WHAT?
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WE HAVE GOT
A VERY SPECIAL GUEST
AT THE BENCH TODAY.
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IS THAT GLADYS
FROM THE DMV?
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WHOA.
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THIS IS TOO WEIRD.
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THERE'S A DEMON
BUYING PAPER TOWELS.
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OH, MY BRAIN IS ITCHY.
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WH-WH-WH-WH-WHAT,
DO DEMONS LIVE JUST LIKE
REGULAR PEOPLE?
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I MEAN, DO THEY SLEEP?
DO THEY EAT?
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APPARENTLY THEY
GO TO THE BATHROOM.
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A LOT.
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I'VE GOT SO MANY
MORE QUESTIONS.
I NEED ANSWERS.
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SOCK. SOCK, DON'T DO
ANYTHING STUPID.
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SAM, I AM ALMOST
CERTAINLY GOING TO
DO SOMETHING STUPID.
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IT'S IN MY BLOOD.
YOU KNOW THAT.
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ANDI. ANDI!
WHAT?
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I THINK
I LOST SOMETHING
IN THIS REGISTER.
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NO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
TED SAID THAT I GOTTA--
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FORGET ABOUT TED.
I'LL BUY YOU A SHOT LATER.
PLEASE JUST GO.
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EASY, WEIRDO.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
I'M THE WEIRDO.
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I'M OPEN ON 4.
OPEN ON 4.
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SO, GLAD BAGS,
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I WAS JUST
WATCHING YOU SHOPPING
AROUND THE BENCH,
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AND I GOT TO WONDERING
WHAT DOES A PRETTY YOUNG
DEMON LIKE YOURSELF DO
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WHEN SHE'S NOT SHIPPIN'
SOULS OFF TO HELL.
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DO YOU TAKE THESE?
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COUPONS?
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EL DIABLO
NOT FORKIN' OUT
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THE BIG BUCKS, HUH?
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JUST RING ME UP SO I NEVER
HAVE TO COME BACK HERE.
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COME ON, GLADYS.
DON'T BE SUCH
A SOURPUSS, OK?
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LISTEN, HEY,
I'LL LOAD UP YOUR CAR.
WE'LL GO INSIDE,
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AND I'LL BUY YOU A SMOOTHIE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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HOT DOG, MAYBE?
CHURRO.
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NO? ALL RIGHT.
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[STARTS ENGINE]
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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[REVS ENGINE]
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OH, WHOA HO HO.
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WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO, GLADYS?
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YOU GONNA HIT ME
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE PARKING LOT
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WITH ALL THESE
PEOPLE WATCHIN'?
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YOU DON'T GOT
THE STONES.
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OHH! WHOA HO HO!
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NOT EVEN CLO--
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UCH!
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AHH!
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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[HORN HONKS]
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DEDICATION, DRIVE, DESIRE...
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AND FANTASTIC PERSONAL HYGIENE.
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DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE,
FRANK POOLE.
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GET UP HERE AND ACCEPT YOUR
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AWARD.
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HEY, HEY,
HEY, FRANKIE!
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WHOO!
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ALWAYS DID
SMELL GOOD.
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GO, FRANK.
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SO IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
IN A COUPLE DAYS.
WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?
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I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T
WE JUST DO SOMETHIN' LOW-KEY,
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YOU KNOW,
MAYBE GO TO A MOVIE,
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MAYBE YOU GUYS,
JOSIE, GREG.
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AS FOR OUR NEXT CATEGORY,
DOG OF THE MONTH,
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FOR THE EMPLOYEE THAT SHOWS
AN UTTER LACK OF, WELL...
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EVERYTHING.
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OK. WINNER, WINNER,
CHICKEN DINNER,
THEODORE.
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I WILL ACCEPT
YOUR AWARD WITH--
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DOG OF THE MONTH
GOES TO SAM.
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WHOA, WHAT?
WHAT?
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NO, NO, NO. I DEMAND
A RECOUNT, TED.
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I'VE HAD THAT AWARD
GOING ON 9 MONTHS
NOW IN A ROW.
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AS DOG OF THE MONTH,
YOUR RESPONSIBILITY WILL BE
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TO CLEAN THE GUM OUT OF
THE INSIDE OF THE DUMPSTER.
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YOU ARE INDEED
THE BETTER MAN, SAM.
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YOU HAVE EARNED IT.
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[WINCES]
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[GASPS]
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WHAT THE HELL? OHH!
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AH.
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AHH, 1982 CHÖTEAU
MOUTON-ROTHSCHILD.
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ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU.
PROST.
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OH, YOU MIGHT WANNA
TAKE OFF THAT RUBBER, BUDDY.
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[CHUCKLES]
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OK, SO WHAT'S THE CATCH?
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NO CATCH.
THIS IS ALL FOR YOU.
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[CHUCKLES]
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THAT LOBSTER WILL MELT
IN YOUR MOUTH.
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[SIGHS] THERE'S NO WAY
YOU'RE BEING THIS NICE
TO ME.
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HEY, I'M NOT TED.
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WHAT A DICK.
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DOG OF THE MONTH? YOU JUST
PUT THAT OUT OF YOUR MIND.
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YOU, SAM,
ARE MY EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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OPEN IT.
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AH. PUT IT ON.
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OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD,
HANDSOME.
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WOW.
THIS IS REALLY NICE.
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JUST A SMALL TOKEN
OF MY APPRECIATION.
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WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT,
I HOPE YOU CAN THINK OF ME
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FONDLY, IF YOU CAN.
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BUT I'LL BE HAPPY
IF YOU JUST WEAR IT. HEH.
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AND FINALLY...
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THE CASE FILE
FOR THE NEXT ESCAPED SOUL.
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"CURTIS DEAN MAYS."
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YEAH. ONE MEAN DUDE,
MULTIPLE MURDERER.
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THE AUTHORITIES CAUGHT HIM
10 YEARS AGO,
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PUT A NEEDLE IN HIS ARM.
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BUT HE'S BACK,
AND HE'S KILLING AGAIN.
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PEOPLE WILL SAY IT'S THE WORK
OF A COPYCAT, BUT IT'S MAYS.
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HE WANTS REVENGE.
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YOU'RE GIVING ME ALL THIS,
AND THERE'S NO CATCH?
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WILL YOU PLEASE JUST
TAKE IT FOR WHAT IT IS?
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MY WAY OF MAKING YOUR LIFE
A LITTLE NICER.
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CAN YOU GET SOMEBODY TO
CLEAN OUT THE DUMPSTER?
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WHEN YOU'RE
READY, SIR.
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[FORK CLATTERS]
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PRESS ENTER.
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NO, DON'T.
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RIGHT THERE. THERE.
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
LAST TIME SHE WAS HERE,
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SHE BOUGHT ELECTRICAL
TAPE AND SOME TARPS.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN'?
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HEY. OH, SOCK'S
CHECKIN' THE COMPUTER
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TO SEE WHAT GLADYS BUYS
WHILE SHE'S HERE.
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OH, ENOUGH WITH
GLADYS ALREADY.
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YOU GUYS, COME ON.
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NO, LOOK, LOOK,
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
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ON SEPTEMBER 3,
SHE BOUGHT TWINE,
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A SHOVEL,
AND 4 BOXES
OF RAT POISON.
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SO?
WELL, SAM,
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A DEMON DOESN'T
WANNA POISON RATS.
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IN FACT, THEY'RE PROBABLY ONE
OF THEIR 4 MAJOR FOOD GROUPS.
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MAYBE SHE ISN'T USING
THE POISON ON RATS.
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MAYBE IT'S UP TO US
TO FIGURE OUT WHAT
SHE IS USING IT ON.
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YOU GUYS,
GLADYS IS GONNA
HAVE TO WAIT, OK?
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WE HAVE MORE
IMPORTANT BUSINESS
RIGHT NOW.
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Ben: THAT'S
A MEAN-LOOKIN' DUDE.
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I'M SORRY, BUT IF
YOU NAME YOUR KID
CURTIS DEAN MAYS,
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YOU'RE BEGGIN' FOR
HIM TO BE A KILLER.
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SEE ANY BIRDS
IN THESE TATTOOS?
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I DON'T THINK SO. WHY?
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AH, BIRDIE.
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YEAH. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT MEANS YET.
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I--I DON'T KNOW
WHAT WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR.
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THE DEVIL SAYS MAYS
IS OUT FOR REVENGE.
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AGAINST WHO?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WE'VE GOT ALL THE NAMES
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OF THE PEOPLE
INVOLVED IN THE TRIAL.
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WE'VE GOT DEFENSE LAWYER,
PROSECUTOR, JUDGE.
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MAYBE ONE OF THEM CAN TELL US
WHERE TO START LOOKING.
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REMOVE ALL METALLIC ITEMS
FROM YOUR POCKETS, PLEASE.
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WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU? STOP IT.
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AH, THIS TATTOO IS SO ITCHY.
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OH, GREAT.
OH.
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GOT ANOTHER ONE.
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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BIRD 6.
RED--RED 6.
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UH, SEX BIRD.
SEXY BIRD.
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SEX--DIRTY BIRD.
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DIRTY,
SEXY BIRD.
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PLEASE, REMOVE ANY METALLIC
ITEMS FROM YOUR POCKETS.
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HEY, WHAT'S--
WHAT'S THAT?
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THAT'S ANDI'S
BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
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WANNA SEE IT?
YEAH.
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SHE SAW IT
IN THE STORE,
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AND I WENT BACK
AND GOT IT FOR HER.
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OOH, WOW.
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NICE, HUH?
MY GOD.
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YEP, YEP.
WHAT?
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DUDE, YOU CANNOT
GIVE THAT TO HER.
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YEAH. YEAH, I CAN.
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UH, DOCTOR, IF
YOU WOULD, PLEASE?
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ABSOLUTELY.
DO NOT GIVE THAT TO HER.
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WHY NOT?
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'CAUSE IT
HAS A DIAMOND
ON IT, SAM.
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YEAH, A REALLY
SMALL DIAMOND.
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SAM, THAT'S
A PRESENT YOU WOULD
GIVE YOUR WIFE, OK?
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YOU GUYS, IT'S STUPID.
WE'RE FRIENDS.
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I'M GIVING HER
A FRIEND PRESENT.
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WIFE PRESENT.
SHUT UP.
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SAM, IT'S SOMETHING
GREG WOULD GIVE HER,
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AND YOU'RE NOT
HER BOYFRIEND. HE IS.
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Guard: GO AHEAD.
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I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT.
YOU GIVE THAT TO HER,
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YOU'RE BASICALLY SAYING
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YOU WANT
THE RELATIONSHIP
TO CHANGE.
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YOU SURE
YOU WANNA DO THAT?
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GO AHEAD.
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ALL RIGHT, FINE.
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I'LL GET HER
SOMETHING ELSE.
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THANK YOU.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY METALLIC
ITEMS IN YOUR POCKET?
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Sam: LET'S GO.
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Sock: WHICH WAY?
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THIS WAY.
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Guard: GO AHEAD.
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SO, UH,
WHAT'S YOUR BOOK ABOUT?
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Ben: TRUE CRIME, SIR.
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WE'RE WRITING ABOUT
CURTIS DEAN MAYS.
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MAYS. NASTY PIECE OF WORK.
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WELL, GOOD THING
WE EAT NASTY FOR BREAKFAST.
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MAYS KEPT THE POLICE
RUNNIN' AROUND IN CIRCLES
FOR A LONG TIME,
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ALWAYS CHANGED HIS M.O.,
NEVER USED THE SAME WEAPON
TWICE.
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UH, WAS THERE
ANYBODY MAYS BLAMED
FOR HIS CONVICTION?
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EVERYONE BUT HIMSELF.
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HE EVEN ATTACKED
HIS OWN DEFENSE LAWYER
WHEN THE VERDICT CAME IN.
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FUNNY. HE'S DEAD NOW.
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WHO? THE LAWYER?
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YEAH. THEY FOUND HIS BODY
2 DAYS AGO SHOT IN THE HEAD.
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OH, MY GOD. DO--
DO YOU HAVE ANY LEADS?
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WELL, I'M NOT
AT LIBERTY TO DISCUSS
ANY ONGOING INVESTIGATION,
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BUT IT LOOKS LIKE WE MIGHT
HAVE A COPYCAT KILLER.
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OOH. COPYCA...
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HEY, EVAN.
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I'VE GOT THOSE BRIEFS
FOR YOU.
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I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T
REALIZE THAT YOU
WERE IN A MEETING.
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OH, IT'S OK. THESE GUYS
ARE WRITING ABOUT
CURTIS DEAN MAYS.
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HMM. WHAT
A FASCINATING SUBJECT.
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WHAT INSPIRED YOU
TO WRITE ABOUT HIM?
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WE WOULDN'T WANT
TO BORE YOU.
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COULD NEVER HAPPEN.
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I AM A HUGE FAN OF
THE TRUE CRIME GENRE.
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WHO IS THAT?
228
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,899
SURELY THERE WERE
SOME BOOKS THAT HAVE
INFLUENCED YOUR WORK.
229
00:10:28,899 --> 00:10:31,161
MURDER, SHE WROTE,
230
00:10:31,161 --> 00:10:32,002
THE BOOK...
231
00:10:32,002 --> 00:10:34,064
VERSION. AND CLUE,
232
00:10:34,064 --> 00:10:35,405
THE BOARD GAME...
233
00:10:35,405 --> 00:10:37,037
BOOK.
234
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,269
THEY MADE A BOOK.
235
00:10:39,269 --> 00:10:41,341
[SCREAM]
236
00:10:43,313 --> 00:10:44,915
AAH!
OH, GOD.
237
00:10:44,915 --> 00:10:46,146
[GASPING]
238
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,978
[SOBBING]
239
00:10:47,978 --> 00:10:48,849
OH, MY GOD.
240
00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:51,221
IT'S JUDGE COLLINS.
OH, GOD.
241
00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,255
[SIGHS]
242
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,258
Ben: HEY, LISTEN TO THIS.
243
00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:01,932
JUDGE COLLINS PRESIDED OVER
THE CURTIS DEAN MAYS
MURDER TRIAL.
244
00:11:01,932 --> 00:11:03,193
YEAH, HE KILLED HIS
LAWYER, NOW THE JUDGE.
245
00:11:03,193 --> 00:11:06,666
HE'S GETTING REVENGE
AGAINST THE SYSTEM
THAT PUT HIM TO DEATH.
246
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,098
AND YOU KNOW
WHO'S NEXT, RIGHT?
247
00:11:08,098 --> 00:11:11,371
YEAH, FRANZEN.
HE'S THE PROSECUTOR.
248
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,203
[CLEARS THROAT]
249
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:18,078
HAS THAT BEEN THERE
THE WHOLE TIME?
250
00:11:24,915 --> 00:11:27,287
ALL RIGHT. TASER.
251
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:27,958
NICE.
FINALLY.
252
00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:29,189
SOMETHIN' THAT CAN DO
SOME REAL DAMAGE.
253
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,762
ALL RIGHT, WE GOT
FRANZEN'S ADDRESS
IN THE CASE FILE.
254
00:11:31,762 --> 00:11:33,864
I SAY WE STAKE OUT
HIS HOUSE TONIGHT
255
00:11:33,864 --> 00:11:34,795
AND TASER A SOUL.
256
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:37,467
UH, NO, NO, NO.
NO CAN DO, SAM.
257
00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:39,069
WHAT? WHY?
258
00:11:39,069 --> 00:11:40,300
"WH-WHAT?"
259
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,271
YEAH?
260
00:11:41,271 --> 00:11:42,202
WELL, BECAUSE, SAM.
261
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:46,336
BECAUSE--BECAUSE
BEN AND I HAVE LIVES,
ALL RIGHT?
262
00:11:46,336 --> 00:11:48,308
WE HAVE THINGS
THAT NEED TO GET DONE
263
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:52,182
THAT DON'T NECESSARILY
INCLUDE FOLLOWING SOULS
AROUND TOWN WITH YOU.
264
00:11:52,182 --> 00:11:54,484
OK? CAN YOU WRAP YOUR
LITTLE HEAD AROUND THAT?
265
00:11:54,484 --> 00:11:57,047
SO YOU'RE GOIN'
TO GLADYS' HOUSE.
266
00:11:57,047 --> 00:11:57,948
THAT'S EXACTLY IT.
267
00:11:57,948 --> 00:11:59,249
YOU HAVE
YOUR MISSION, SAM.
268
00:11:59,249 --> 00:12:01,091
MAYBE THIS IS
MY MISSION.
269
00:12:01,091 --> 00:12:03,223
YOUR MISSION IS
TO STALK A DEMON?
270
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:07,227
PERHAPS.
PERHAPS IT IS.
271
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,308
OK. WELL,
WE'LL TALK LATER.
272
00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:20,110
HEY, ANDI.
HEY.
273
00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:21,111
AND GREG.
274
00:12:21,111 --> 00:12:21,912
WHAT'S UP, SAM?
275
00:12:21,912 --> 00:12:23,243
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR HAIR?
276
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,176
UH, NOTHING.
277
00:12:26,176 --> 00:12:27,217
OH. SO THAT'S ON PURPOSE.
278
00:12:27,217 --> 00:12:29,950
OK, I'M GONNA GET BACK
TO WORK, SO I GUESS--
279
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,151
YEAH. SEE YA. YEAH.
280
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,083
HEH. OK.
281
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:34,324
BYE.
BYE.
282
00:12:34,324 --> 00:12:36,256
SAM, COME HERE.
EH?
283
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,289
I NEED YOUR HELP.
284
00:12:39,289 --> 00:12:39,489
UH-HUH.
285
00:12:39,489 --> 00:12:41,962
I'M PLANNING THIS HUGE
SURPRISE PARTY FOR ANDI
286
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,293
AT THIS CLUB
A BUDDY OF MINE OWNS.
287
00:12:43,293 --> 00:12:46,867
WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO IS
PRETEND YOUR MOVIE THING
IS STILL ON,
288
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,099
BUT THEN BRING HER
TO THE CLUB INSTEAD.
289
00:12:49,099 --> 00:12:49,339
YOU DOWN?
290
00:12:49,339 --> 00:12:53,143
UM, GREG, I'M PRETTY SURE
SHE DOESN'T WANT A HUGE PARTY.
291
00:12:53,143 --> 00:12:54,845
YEAH, BUT THIS
IS GONNA BE AWESOME.
292
00:12:54,845 --> 00:12:57,207
YEAH, BUT SHE SAID SHE JUST
WANTED THINGS TO BE LOW-KEY.
293
00:12:57,207 --> 00:13:00,280
LOOK, I JUST NEED
TO KNOW IF YOU'RE
GONNA BE COOL
294
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,081
AND HELP ME. ARE YOU?
295
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,954
YEAH. YEAH.
I'M--I'M COOL.
296
00:13:03,954 --> 00:13:05,285
GREAT.
GREAT.
297
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,487
THANKS, BUDDY.
NO PROBLEM.
298
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,259
BUDDY.
299
00:13:09,259 --> 00:13:10,260
AHH.
300
00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:11,561
[GROANS]
301
00:13:14,564 --> 00:13:16,326
WHA...
302
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:21,031
Ben: YOU KNOW, GLADYS' HOUSE
IS PRETTY NORMAL, ACTUALLY.
303
00:13:21,031 --> 00:13:24,274
I WAS THINKIN'
THE EXACT SAME THING.
304
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,109
GIVE ME YOUR CUP.
305
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,810
THAT'S HOT CHOCOLATE?
306
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,182
KEY LIME MARTINI.
307
00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:33,813
MMM. CLASSY.
308
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,115
ALL THE WAY, BABY.
309
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:38,318
[CELLPHONE RINGS]
310
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:38,889
HELLO.
311
00:13:38,889 --> 00:13:40,590
HEY, SAMMY BOY.
HOW WE DOIN' OVER THERE?
312
00:13:40,590 --> 00:13:41,952
YEAH, I'M AT THE
DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S HOUSE,
313
00:13:41,952 --> 00:13:45,155
BUT IT'S QUIET.
I DON'T THINK THE SOUL'S
COMIN' AFTER HIM.
314
00:13:45,155 --> 00:13:46,456
OK. WELL, WHATEVER.
315
00:13:46,456 --> 00:13:47,858
DID YOU MISS ME?
316
00:13:47,858 --> 00:13:49,900
MORE THAN YOU'LL
EVER KNOW, SWEETHEART.
317
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:54,064
OH, GOTTA GO. GOTTA GO.
WHAT? WHAT ARE THEY DOIN'?
318
00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:58,008
[BOTH LAUGHING]
319
00:13:58,008 --> 00:13:59,169
Boy: YOU'RE A WITCH!
320
00:13:59,169 --> 00:14:02,172
YOU SEE THE ARM ON THAT GUY?
NICE FORM, BUDDY.
321
00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:03,273
YOU'RE A MONSTER!
322
00:14:03,273 --> 00:14:04,144
GET OFF MY LAWN!
323
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,016
OHH. OH, GET DOWN.
OHH.
324
00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:07,177
YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN,
325
00:14:07,177 --> 00:14:10,120
OR I'LL COOK YOUR BRAINS
IN STEW!
326
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,152
IT'S THE WITCH!
327
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,024
Boy: MONSTER!
328
00:14:14,024 --> 00:14:16,086
[SIGHS]
329
00:14:17,187 --> 00:14:19,229
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
330
00:14:19,229 --> 00:14:22,232
SHE COOKS KIDS.
331
00:14:22,232 --> 00:14:24,965
WE HAVE GOT TO GET
IN THAT HOUSE.
332
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,897
Y-YEAH. PRONTO.
333
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,142
[CAR DOOR SLAMS]
334
00:15:04,474 --> 00:15:05,976
WHO'S THERE?
335
00:15:05,976 --> 00:15:08,178
[SPUTTERS]
336
00:15:08,178 --> 00:15:10,640
YEAH. GOT YA.
337
00:15:23,193 --> 00:15:25,996
OH--OH, NO.
338
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:38,068
UH, LISTEN, I AM--
I AM SO, SO SORRY.
339
00:15:38,068 --> 00:15:40,010
I--I WOULD NEVER,
DEFINITELY NE--
340
00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:42,942
I HAD NO IDEA
WHO YOU WERE, SIR.
341
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:43,413
UH...
342
00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:44,474
WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
343
00:15:44,474 --> 00:15:49,279
THAT WAS, UH, A GIFT
F-FROM A FRIEND.
344
00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:50,320
UH-HUH. YEAH.
WELL, MR. OLIVER,
345
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,221
I'M GONNA HAVE TO
TAKE YOU IN.
346
00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:53,283
C-CAN'T YOU
JUST LET ME OFF
WITH A WARNING OR--
347
00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:55,455
YOU ASSAULTED
A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL.
348
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,326
BY ACCIDENT.
349
00:15:56,326 --> 00:15:58,989
TURN AROUND.
PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.
350
00:15:58,989 --> 00:15:59,659
O-OK, OK. AHH.
351
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,332
YOU'RE NOT GONNA--
352
00:16:02,332 --> 00:16:04,064
ALL RIGHT.
353
00:16:04,534 --> 00:16:07,337
THAT'S A NICE WATCH.
WHERE'D YOU GET IT?
354
00:16:07,337 --> 00:16:10,140
UH, IT WAS ALSO A GIFT
FROM A FRIEND.
355
00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:12,672
TAKE IT OFF.
I WANNA SEE IT.
356
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,604
YEAH, YEAH. YOU--
YOU KNOW WHAT?
357
00:16:14,604 --> 00:16:16,246
YOU CAN HAVE IT
I-IF YOU WANT
358
00:16:16,246 --> 00:16:20,550
JUST AS A TOKEN
OF MY APPRECIATION
OR WHATEVER. IT'S...
359
00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:22,012
YOURS.
360
00:16:22,012 --> 00:16:25,555
IT'S A GREAT WATCH.
361
00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:29,089
DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU
IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD EVER AGAIN.
362
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,490
EVER. EVER.
NEVER AGAIN.
363
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,422
YOU WON'T.
364
00:16:34,064 --> 00:16:37,667
SO HE'D GET ALL FOAMY
AT THE MOUTH AND TWITCHY
WHEN YOU ZAPPED HIM?
365
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:38,568
NOT REALLY.
TOO BAD.
366
00:16:38,568 --> 00:16:39,329
YOU PROBABLY
DID IT WRONG.
367
00:16:39,329 --> 00:16:41,231
HE'S GOT THE VESSEL, THOUGH.
I GOTTA FIGURE OUT
368
00:16:41,231 --> 00:16:43,073
A WAY TO GET IT BACK.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
369
00:16:43,073 --> 00:16:44,734
SHOULD DRINK BEER.
IT'LL HELP YOU THINK.
370
00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:47,277
WAIT.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
371
00:16:47,277 --> 00:16:48,408
Josie: NOTHING.
372
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,409
TELL ME.
373
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,281
I DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING--
HEY.
374
00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:54,114
IS GREG THROWING ME
A SURPRISE PARTY?
375
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,715
UH...
376
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,118
NO, NOT THAT I KNOW OF.
377
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,489
SAM...
YEAH?
378
00:16:59,489 --> 00:17:02,422
YOU KNOW ME.
YOU KNOW I DON'T
WANT THIS PARTY.
379
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:03,153
I KNOW THAT.
380
00:17:03,153 --> 00:17:04,324
AND AS MY FRIEND,
YOU ARE OBLIGATED
381
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,655
TO BE HONEST AND
ANSWER THIS QUESTION,
382
00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:08,198
SO I'M GONNA ASK YOU
ONE MORE TIME.
383
00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:11,030
IS GREG THROWING ME
A SURPRISE PARTY?
384
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,133
OH, MY GOD.
385
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,034
SOCK IS ON FIRE.
386
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:15,235
WEAK.
387
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,036
[SIGHS] MAN,
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT.
388
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,109
I TOLD GREG I WANTED IT
TO BE SIMPLE.
389
00:17:19,109 --> 00:17:21,771
HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND.
HE WANTS IT TO BE SPECIAL.
390
00:17:21,771 --> 00:17:24,814
WHOA, WHOA. OK,
YES, WE'VE BEEN
ON A FEW DATES,
391
00:17:24,814 --> 00:17:28,078
BUT HE HARDLY QUALIFIES
AS MY BOYFRIEND YET.
392
00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:28,778
WELL, NOBODY TOLD GREG.
393
00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:30,280
WELL, HE DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW ME.
394
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,282
HE DOESN'T EVEN
TRY TO KNOW ME.
395
00:17:32,282 --> 00:17:35,125
YOU WANT SOMEBODY WHO
PAYS ATTENTION TO THINGS.
396
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:38,088
YES, AND UNDERSTANDS ME.
TRIES.
397
00:17:38,088 --> 00:17:40,230
KNOWS WHAT YOU LIKE
AND WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE.
398
00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:41,191
EXACTLY.
399
00:17:41,191 --> 00:17:42,332
LIKE SAM.
400
00:17:42,332 --> 00:17:43,393
NO. I MEAN,
YOU KNOW WHAT? NO. NO,
401
00:17:43,393 --> 00:17:46,166
BECAUSE ME AND SAM
ARE FRIENDS, JO, AND
I'VE DONE THAT BEFORE.
402
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,637
I'VE DATED SOMEBODY
WHO I WAS FRIENDS WITH,
403
00:17:47,637 --> 00:17:51,371
AND THEN WE BROKE UP,
AND WE NEVER SPOKE
AGAIN. IT SUCKS.
404
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,372
BUT IF SAM AND I
WEREN'T FRIENDS,
405
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,573
I REALLY DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WOULD DO.
406
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,245
YOU DON'T KNOW
THAT THAT WOULD HAPPEN.
407
00:17:55,245 --> 00:17:56,306
RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW THAT.
408
00:17:56,306 --> 00:17:59,809
BUT I KNOW THAT YOU AND
SOCK USED TO BE FRIENDS.
409
00:17:59,809 --> 00:18:01,581
ARE YOU NOW?
410
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,114
NO, WE'RE NOT.
411
00:18:04,114 --> 00:18:06,756
WELL, THERE YOU GO.
412
00:18:11,861 --> 00:18:13,563
OK, SHE'S AT WORK.
413
00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:16,766
DMV CLOSES AT 5:00,
SO WE HAVE UNTIL THEN
414
00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:18,128
TO COMMIT
YET ANOTHER FELONY.
415
00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:20,400
KIND OF GETS YOU
PUMPED, RIGHT?
YES, IT DOES.
416
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,872
LET'S DO
A LITTLE BIZ-NAS.
417
00:18:26,636 --> 00:18:28,338
[WHISPERING]
Man. Come on.
418
00:18:28,338 --> 00:18:30,580
I'm sorry. Sorry.
419
00:18:33,143 --> 00:18:33,783
WHOA.
420
00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:36,846
DID NOT EXPECT THIS.
421
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:43,793
JEEZ.
YOU THINK ALL DEMONS
DECORATE LIKE THIS?
422
00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:44,324
CHECK THIS OUT.
423
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:47,427
WHY WOULD A DEMON
BE INTO ANGEL FIGURINES?
424
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,830
IT'S LIKE A CAT
BANGIN' A DOG.
425
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:51,901
[SCREECHES]
426
00:18:51,901 --> 00:18:53,132
OH, BEN!
427
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,134
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
428
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,686
[EXHALES]
429
00:19:16,686 --> 00:19:17,927
HMM.
430
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,529
IT'S FLOWERS.
431
00:19:19,529 --> 00:19:20,530
NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.
432
00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:22,362
THERE'S GOTTA BE
SOMETHIN' ELSE.
433
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:22,862
I'M--SOC--
434
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,435
NO, GLADYS IS
A FREAKY HELL DEMON,
ALL RIGHT?
435
00:19:25,435 --> 00:19:26,766
THERE'S GOTTA
BE SOMETHIN' ELSE,
436
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,699
LIKE A--LIKE
BODY PARTS BURIED
BELOW OR SOME...
437
00:19:29,699 --> 00:19:30,870
I'M TELLIN' YOU.
438
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,302
GET OUT OF HERE!
439
00:19:32,302 --> 00:19:34,844
[BEN AND SOCK YELLING]
440
00:19:39,609 --> 00:19:40,350
Gladys: YAAH!
441
00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:42,912
Ben: GO! COME ON!
COME ON!
442
00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:45,255
GET OUT OF HERE!
COME ON!
443
00:19:45,255 --> 00:19:46,886
Sock: OH, GOD. [GASPS]
444
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,859
BENJI, GET THE KEYS!
GET THE KEYS! GET THE KEYS!
445
00:19:49,859 --> 00:19:51,821
OHH! OK! I CAN'T--
446
00:19:51,821 --> 00:19:53,393
OPEN THE CAR.
OPEN THE CAR, BEN!
447
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,194
HEY, I CAN'T THINK
UNDER PRESSURE.
448
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,627
Gladys: GET OUT
OF MY WAY!
449
00:19:58,768 --> 00:20:00,570
OK, IT'S OPEN.
450
00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:01,871
[GLADYS PANTING]
451
00:20:01,871 --> 00:20:02,532
OH, MY GOD.
452
00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:05,435
YOU COME OUT OF
THERE, YOU ROTTEN
LITTLE PUKES!
453
00:20:05,435 --> 00:20:07,407
GET AWAY FROM US,
YOU MONSTER!
454
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,809
I AM NOT A MONSTER!
455
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,741
OHH!
I AM--NNH!
456
00:20:11,741 --> 00:20:13,343
THIS IS MY MOM'S CAR!
457
00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:15,945
ENH! UHH!
458
00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:17,687
COME ON! GET OUT!
459
00:20:17,687 --> 00:20:19,389
COWARDS!
460
00:20:19,389 --> 00:20:20,820
ENH!
461
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,353
[GASPING]
462
00:20:28,698 --> 00:20:31,801
IT WAS THE--
IT WAS THEM.
463
00:20:31,801 --> 00:20:34,764
THEY WERE IN MY HOUSE.
464
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:52,752
[BAT HITS BASEBALL]
465
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,494
WHERE THE HELL
HAVE YOU BEEN?
466
00:21:04,494 --> 00:21:04,834
AHH! JEE--
467
00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:08,468
OH. YOU MISSED ME.
I'M TOUCHED.
468
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,999
YEAH, I ALMOST
GOT ARRESTED.
469
00:21:09,999 --> 00:21:10,970
I KNOW.
470
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:11,841
COP TOOK THE VESSEL.
471
00:21:11,841 --> 00:21:13,973
A-AND THE WATCH.
WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?
472
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,775
WELL, I IMAGINE
HE RECOGNIZED IT.
473
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:16,546
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
474
00:21:16,546 --> 00:21:18,978
WELL, IT USED TO BELONG
TO CURTIS DEAN MAYS'
DEFENSE ATTORNEY.
475
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:22,952
THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY
WHO MAYS JUST KILLED?
476
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:24,784
UH-HUH.
477
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,417
YOU GAVE ME
A DEAD GUY'S WATCH?
478
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:30,059
NO, SPECIFICALLY I GAVE YOU
A DEAD MURDER VICTIM'S WATCH,
479
00:21:30,059 --> 00:21:33,993
AND I IMAGINE THE GOOD DETECTIVE
IS CHECKING IT OUT
RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK.
480
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:36,466
HE'S GONNA THINK
I KILLED THAT GUY.
481
00:21:36,466 --> 00:21:38,868
PROBABLY. THEN WHEN
HE CHECKS THE COURTHOUSE
SURVEILLANCE VIDEO,
482
00:21:38,868 --> 00:21:42,001
HE'S GONNA SEE YOU WERE THERE
WHEN JUDGE COLLINS WAS MURDERED.
483
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,434
WELL, I GUESS YOU SEE
WHERE THIS IS GOIN'.
484
00:21:44,434 --> 00:21:47,477
OH, MY G--I-I'M GONNA--
I'M GONNA GO TO PRISON!
485
00:21:47,477 --> 00:21:48,608
YEAH. THAT'S MESSED UP.
486
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,740
WHAT--I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS. I CAN'T--
487
00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:52,081
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE FRUSTRATED.
488
00:21:52,081 --> 00:21:54,083
YOU NEED AN OUTLET.
489
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,585
HIT ME.
490
00:21:55,585 --> 00:21:56,386
WHAT?
491
00:21:56,386 --> 00:21:58,618
COME ON.
GO ALL BARRY BONDS ON MY ASS.
492
00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,490
IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
493
00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:01,351
SHUT UP!
494
00:22:01,351 --> 00:22:02,792
OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME, PAL.
495
00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:07,657
IT'S GOING. 5, 4, 3--
496
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:10,960
WHAT?
497
00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:19,869
YOU--
498
00:22:20,710 --> 00:22:23,112
AHH. FEEL BETTER?
499
00:22:23,112 --> 00:22:25,715
I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
500
00:22:25,715 --> 00:22:26,646
WELL, YOU KNOW I GOTTA SAY
501
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:30,620
IT WAS VERY CLASSY OF YOU
NOT TO GO FOR THE CROTCH.
502
00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:32,822
[CHUCKLES]
503
00:22:39,889 --> 00:22:40,860
TED, WHAT HAPPENED?
504
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,433
WELL, MY LITTLE FELON,
THE POLICE STOPPED BY,
505
00:22:43,433 --> 00:22:45,535
AND THEY WERE ASKING
QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU.
506
00:22:45,535 --> 00:22:46,966
THEY WANTED TO SEARCH
YOUR LOCKER,
507
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,038
AND OF COURSE
I GAVE THEM FULL ACCESS.
508
00:22:49,038 --> 00:22:50,099
UM, TED, YOU HAVE
THE COMBINATION.
509
00:22:50,099 --> 00:22:51,771
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
OPEN IT FOR THEM?
510
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,843
DO NOT QUESTION
MY METHODS, SAM.
511
00:22:53,843 --> 00:22:58,007
A DETECTIVE STAFFORD
WOULD LIKE YOU TO COME IN
FOR QUESTIONING.
512
00:22:58,007 --> 00:22:59,148
YOU TAKE OFF THE APRON.
513
00:22:59,148 --> 00:23:02,612
I WILL NOT HAVE YOU
DOIN' A PERP WALK
514
00:23:02,612 --> 00:23:04,584
WHILE WEARIN' THE BLUE.
515
00:23:06,656 --> 00:23:08,818
FIX THAT WHEN IT'S DONE.
516
00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:26,676
WHAT'S THIS?
517
00:23:26,676 --> 00:23:27,176
A BOOK.
518
00:23:27,176 --> 00:23:28,808
UM, SOCK, READING
GIVES YOU MIGRAINES.
519
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:29,539
I KNOW, I KNOW,
520
00:23:29,539 --> 00:23:32,411
BUT I COULD NOT
GET THOSE ANGEL FIGURINES
OUT OF MY HEAD.
521
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,784
I HAD TO FIGURE OUT
WHY GLADYS WAS SO INTO THEM.
522
00:23:34,784 --> 00:23:37,186
CHECK THIS OUT.
DID YOU KNOW THAT SATAN
523
00:23:37,186 --> 00:23:38,788
USED TO BE AN ANGEL
NAMED LUCIFER?
524
00:23:38,788 --> 00:23:43,523
YEAH. ONE DAY, HE ROUNDED UP
ALL THESE BADASS
REBEL ANGELS, RIGHT,
525
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:44,994
AND DECLARED A WAR ON GOD.
526
00:23:44,994 --> 00:23:47,196
YEAH, I REMEMBER THIS
IN SUNDAY SCHOOL.
527
00:23:47,196 --> 00:23:49,459
EVERY DEMON
USED TO BE AN ANGEL.
528
00:23:49,459 --> 00:23:50,199
OK, YOU'RE GLADYS, ALL RIGHT?
529
00:23:50,199 --> 00:23:52,632
YOU'RE AN ANGEL.
YOU'RE JUST CHILLIN'
UP IN HEAVEN.
530
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,534
ONE DAY, YOU DECIDE
TO BACK THE WRONG DUDE,
531
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:57,106
AND, BOOM, YOU SPEND
THE REST OF ETERNITY IN HELL.
532
00:23:57,106 --> 00:23:58,868
BUT, SOCK,
SHE'S PURE EVIL.
533
00:23:58,868 --> 00:24:00,610
HOW DO WE KNOW THAT?
534
00:24:00,610 --> 00:24:01,541
HOW DO WE KNOW THAT?!
535
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,212
I THINK THAT YOU
WOULD BE PRETTY PISSED OFF
536
00:24:03,212 --> 00:24:07,517
IF YOU HAD A BUNCH
OF CRAPPY LITTLE KIDS
TEASIN' YOU ALL DAY.
537
00:24:07,517 --> 00:24:08,748
OK?
538
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,180
LISTEN--ALL RIGHT.
539
00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:12,952
[CLEARS THROAT]
540
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,154
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
SOMETHING, OK?
541
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:19,689
IN THE SECOND GRADE...
542
00:24:19,689 --> 00:24:21,791
I WAS THIS HEIGHT.
543
00:24:22,592 --> 00:24:24,634
7 YEARS OLD,
544
00:24:24,634 --> 00:24:26,566
6 FEET TALL.
545
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:31,070
ALL THE KIDS
DECIDED TO CALL ME...
546
00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,572
GROWTH SPURT BERT
547
00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,874
OR BERT THE SPURT,
548
00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:35,605
BEANSTALK BERT,
549
00:24:35,605 --> 00:24:37,647
BERT THE BEANSOCK,
SOCK THE BEANSTALK.
550
00:24:37,647 --> 00:24:39,509
ARE YOU--YOU FOLLOWING
MY DRIFT HERE?
551
00:24:39,509 --> 00:24:42,251
THEN MY MOM, MY MOM
DECIDED THAT WAS FUNNY,
552
00:24:42,251 --> 00:24:46,556
AND THEN EVENTUALLY
MY WHOLE FAMILY
AT THE DINNER TABLE
553
00:24:46,556 --> 00:24:48,117
STARTED CALLING ME...
554
00:24:48,117 --> 00:24:49,689
HEY, HEY.
555
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,822
NAMES HURT, BEN, A LOT.
556
00:24:52,822 --> 00:24:57,266
HEY, LISTEN TO ME.
I THINK YOU GREW INTO
YOUR BODY REALLY NICELY.
557
00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:59,198
THANK YOU.
558
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:02,632
GUYS, I NEED YOUR HELP.
559
00:25:02,632 --> 00:25:03,533
ALL RIGHT, WE GOTTA
GO TO MY HOUSE
560
00:25:03,533 --> 00:25:05,034
SO I CAN PICK UP
ONE OF MY SPORT COATS.
561
00:25:05,034 --> 00:25:06,075
UH, YOU DON'T OWN
A SPORT COAT.
562
00:25:06,075 --> 00:25:09,639
WE GOTTA GO TO YOUR DAD'S HOUSE
SO I CAN PICK UP
ONE OF HIS SPORT COATS.
563
00:25:09,639 --> 00:25:10,239
DON'T YOU WORRY, ALL RIGHT?
564
00:25:10,239 --> 00:25:13,743
I'VE TALKED MYSELF
OUT OF MANY, MANY
DRUNK-AND-DISORDERLIES.
565
00:25:13,743 --> 00:25:15,815
NOT A PROBLEM.
SAM!
566
00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:18,818
[SIGHS]
567
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:19,889
HANG ON.
568
00:25:19,889 --> 00:25:21,891
FOR GREG?
[GROANS]
569
00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:25,725
HEY.
570
00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:27,226
GET IN.
571
00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:30,299
WHAT'S UP?
572
00:25:30,299 --> 00:25:32,531
YOU TOLD ANDI ABOUT
THE SURPRISE PARTY?
573
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:35,865
UH, SHE KIND OF
GUESSED, GREG.
574
00:25:35,865 --> 00:25:38,838
I-I'M SORRY.
[SIGHS]
575
00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:40,539
OK, NEW PLAN.
576
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,572
WE DO NOTHING
FOR HER BIRTHDAY,
577
00:25:42,572 --> 00:25:43,172
TOTALLY BLOW IT OFF,
578
00:25:43,172 --> 00:25:46,045
BUT THEN I'LL DO
THE SURPRISE PARTY
THE DAY AFTER.
579
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,678
THAT'S COMPLETELY STUPID.
SO SHE'S ALONE ON HER BIRTHDAY?
580
00:25:48,678 --> 00:25:50,319
LET'S JUST DO
WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO--
581
00:25:50,319 --> 00:25:53,252
GO TO A MOVIE, GET A BEER.
SHE'LL LIKE THAT.
582
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:54,584
YOU JUST CALL ME STUPID?
583
00:25:54,584 --> 00:25:57,627
NO. NO. NO! I CALLED
YOUR IDEA STUPID.
584
00:25:57,627 --> 00:25:58,828
I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU, OK?
585
00:25:58,828 --> 00:26:00,259
DID I ASK
FOR YOUR HELP?
586
00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:01,030
YES!
587
00:26:01,030 --> 00:26:02,692
I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOIN'.
588
00:26:02,692 --> 00:26:05,194
YOU'RE TRYIN'
TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD
IN FRONT OF ANDI.
589
00:26:05,194 --> 00:26:07,637
NO, GREG. YOU'RE DOIN' THAT
ALL ON YOUR OWN.
590
00:26:07,637 --> 00:26:09,939
GET OUT OF MY CAR.
OW!
591
00:26:09,939 --> 00:26:11,170
WHAT THE HELL, MAN?
592
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,571
DON'T PUSH ME.
593
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,173
WHAT ARE YOU--
594
00:26:14,744 --> 00:26:16,175
OW!
595
00:26:21,651 --> 00:26:24,614
WHAT, ARE THEY MAKING OUT?
596
00:26:25,314 --> 00:26:26,315
OH. OH, BOY.
597
00:26:26,315 --> 00:26:27,887
NO, NO. HEY.
598
00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:30,219
ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP, LADIES.
BREAK IT UP. COME ON.
599
00:26:30,219 --> 00:26:34,263
ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP,
LADIES. COME ON. COME ON.
600
00:26:34,263 --> 00:26:35,224
[SIGHS]
601
00:26:35,224 --> 00:26:37,727
AW, I'M BLEEDING.
602
00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:38,768
YOU ALL RIGHT?
603
00:26:38,768 --> 00:26:40,369
YEAH. YEAH, YEAH!
NO, I'M GREAT!
604
00:26:40,369 --> 00:26:43,833
I JUST PUNCHED
ANDI'S BOYFRIEND IN THE FACE.
605
00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:45,334
I'M PERFECT.
606
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:49,078
LET'S GO GET ARRESTED.
607
00:26:54,343 --> 00:26:56,615
WHO'S THIS?
608
00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:57,687
UH, TH-THIS IS MY--
609
00:26:57,687 --> 00:27:02,992
ALL QUESTIONS FOR MY CLIENT
SHOULD BE DIRECTED
AT MYSELF, DETECTIVE.
610
00:27:08,898 --> 00:27:11,360
[TOOLS CLATTER]
611
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,362
HAVE A SEAT.
612
00:27:13,362 --> 00:27:16,335
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
10 SECONDS TO GET OUT OF HERE
613
00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:19,739
BEFORE I BEAT YOUR FACE
WITH A PHONE BOOK.
614
00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:24,814
UH...
615
00:27:39,128 --> 00:27:42,862
I'M GONNA MAKE THIS
REAL SIMPLE, MR. OLIVER.
616
00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:45,695
YOU WERE FOUND
IN POSSESSION OF A WATCH
617
00:27:45,695 --> 00:27:46,896
THAT BELONGED TO
A MURDER VICTIM,
618
00:27:46,896 --> 00:27:51,000
YOU TRESPASSED ON THE PROPERTY
OF THE PROSECUTOR
IN THE MAYS CASE,
619
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:56,145
AND YOU WERE IN THE COURTHOUSE
WHEN JUDGE COLLINS WAS MURDERED.
620
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,249
ARE YOU BLEEDING?
621
00:28:00,249 --> 00:28:00,980
UH, UH, TH--
622
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:04,683
UH, NO.
THAT'S NOT MY BLOOD.
623
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,285
UH...
624
00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:07,957
[SIGHS]
625
00:28:07,957 --> 00:28:09,318
I DIDN'T DO IT.
626
00:28:09,318 --> 00:28:11,690
I--I DIDN'T DO IT,
ALL RIGHT?!
627
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,824
I SWEAR I DIDN'T
DO IT, OK?! COME ON!
628
00:28:14,824 --> 00:28:17,226
ALL RIGHT? COME ON!
YOU--
629
00:28:17,226 --> 00:28:19,028
ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN
COME OUT NOW!
630
00:28:19,028 --> 00:28:20,469
OK?! JOKE'S OVER!
631
00:28:20,469 --> 00:28:21,430
IT'S REALLY FUNNY!
632
00:28:21,430 --> 00:28:23,032
HEY, HEY, TAKE IT EASY.
633
00:28:23,032 --> 00:28:23,332
TAKE IT EASY!
634
00:28:23,332 --> 00:28:26,976
YOU GOTTA--LET ME OUT!
ALL RIGHT?! JUST COME ON! JUST--
635
00:28:26,976 --> 00:28:27,306
HEY!
636
00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:29,108
WHO ARE YOU
TALKIN' TO?
637
00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:30,740
YOU WANNA KNOW WHO I'M
TALKIN' TO, DETECTIVE?
638
00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:32,141
I'M TALKIN' TO
THE DEVIL, ALL RIGHT?
639
00:28:32,141 --> 00:28:33,482
YEAH. YEAH. YOU MIGHT
THINK I'M CRAZY,
640
00:28:33,482 --> 00:28:34,383
WHICH, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE I AM.
641
00:28:34,383 --> 00:28:36,245
IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE TRYIN' TO DO,
642
00:28:36,245 --> 00:28:38,417
MAKE HIM THINK
THAT I'M NUTS, HUH?!
643
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:41,190
WELL, I'M NOT NUTS, OK?!
I-I'M--OHH!
644
00:28:41,190 --> 00:28:42,822
HOW'D YOU GET
MY ADDRESS?
WHAT?
645
00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:46,856
THIS! THIS! 613 CARDINAL DRIVE.
IT'S MY ADDRESS.
646
00:28:46,856 --> 00:28:47,456
HOW'D YOU GET IT?
647
00:28:47,456 --> 00:28:48,798
THERE'S A 3 NOW?
ANSWER ME!
648
00:28:48,798 --> 00:28:50,429
I DON'T KNOW.
THESE THINGS
JUST POP UP, OK?
649
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:55,134
I-IT'S SUPPOSED TO GIVE
ME A CLUE TO WHO THE
KILLER IS, ALL RIGHT?
650
00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:56,205
THAT'S WH--
651
00:28:56,205 --> 00:29:01,340
MAYBE THAT'S WHERE
HE'S GOING TO NEXT.
ALL RIGHT?
652
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,339
UH...
653
00:29:30,339 --> 00:29:33,442
THAT GUN IS
NOT GONNA WORK.
654
00:29:33,442 --> 00:29:34,443
IS THAT SO?
655
00:29:34,443 --> 00:29:35,975
YEAH.
I NEED MY TASER BACK.
656
00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:38,377
IT'S THE ONLY THING
THAT'LL STOP HIM.
657
00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:39,448
STOP WHO?
658
00:29:39,448 --> 00:29:41,280
MAYS.
659
00:29:41,450 --> 00:29:43,382
NO, MAYS IS DEAD.
660
00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:45,214
I ARRESTED
THE SON OF A BITCH MYSELF
661
00:29:45,214 --> 00:29:45,955
AND WITNESSED HIS EXECUTION.
662
00:29:45,955 --> 00:29:49,188
YEAH, WELL, HE'S BACK,
AND HE'S KILLING PEOPLE
WHO PUT HIM AWAY.
663
00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:53,893
THAT INCLUDES YOU.
AND BULLETS AREN'T GONNA
DO ANYTHING TO HIM.
664
00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:55,865
BULLETS WORK ON YOU?
665
00:29:55,865 --> 00:29:57,396
UH, YEAH, YEAH.
THEY--THEY--COMPLETELY.
666
00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:59,368
THEY TOTALLY WORK ON ME.
667
00:29:59,368 --> 00:30:00,429
GOOD.
668
00:30:00,429 --> 00:30:03,272
WELL, WE'LL SEE
IF YOU'RE RIGHT.
669
00:30:03,272 --> 00:30:04,173
WAIT. WH-WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO?
670
00:30:04,173 --> 00:30:08,337
WAIT. MAYS SHOWS UP,
YOU'RE IN THE CLEAR.
671
00:30:08,337 --> 00:30:10,409
YOU WANT A SCOTCH?
672
00:30:12,111 --> 00:30:13,482
[SIGHS]
673
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:38,137
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
674
00:30:38,137 --> 00:30:41,911
HI. HI. HELLO.
IT'S ME, SOCK.
675
00:30:41,911 --> 00:30:44,273
I JUST WANTED
TO SAY THAT I'M--
676
00:30:44,273 --> 00:30:49,078
I'M SORRY THAT I
CALLED YOU A MONSTER.
677
00:30:49,078 --> 00:30:55,184
YEAH. A-AND I'M SORRY
I DIDN'T CONSIDER
YOUR FEELINGS
678
00:30:55,184 --> 00:31:00,890
BEFORE I OPENED
MY BIG, STUPID MOUTH.
679
00:31:00,890 --> 00:31:03,162
[SIGHS]
680
00:31:03,162 --> 00:31:04,193
[SIPS]
681
00:31:04,193 --> 00:31:06,865
MMM.
682
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,237
YOU KNOW, I--I REALLY--
683
00:31:08,237 --> 00:31:13,242
I REALLY HATE THE WAY
THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS
TEASE YOU ALL THE TIME.
684
00:31:13,242 --> 00:31:15,444
WELL,
IT'S MY FAULT, TOO.
685
00:31:15,444 --> 00:31:19,048
SOMETIMES I RUB PEOPLE
THE WRONG WAY
686
00:31:20,149 --> 00:31:22,181
OH. THANK YOU.
687
00:31:23,052 --> 00:31:23,612
I BET YOU, UM...
688
00:31:23,612 --> 00:31:28,257
DREAD WHEN MY BOYS AND I COME
STRUTTIN' INTO YOUR DMV, HUH?
689
00:31:28,257 --> 00:31:31,120
WELL,
I HAVE TO SAY, UM...
690
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:35,894
ACTUALLY IT'S
KIND OF THE HIGH POINT
OF MY DAY.
691
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,196
GET OUT.
IT IS.
692
00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:39,068
I KNEW IT. I--
YOU KNOW WHAT?
693
00:31:39,068 --> 00:31:41,100
I DID. IN SOME WEIRD WAY,
I KNEW THAT.
694
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:42,371
I LIKE IT
WHEN YOU MESS AROUND.
695
00:31:42,371 --> 00:31:43,973
KIND OF FEELS LIKE
YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH ME.
696
00:31:43,973 --> 00:31:47,436
WELL, THAT'S JUST
MY NATURAL SOCK AURA,
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
697
00:31:47,436 --> 00:31:48,277
CHICKS RESPOND TO IT.
698
00:31:48,277 --> 00:31:50,479
WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME MORE COFFEE?
699
00:31:50,479 --> 00:31:53,282
MMM, NO. ACTUALLY,
I'M GOOD. THANK YOU.
700
00:31:57,046 --> 00:31:58,417
[SIGHS]
701
00:31:59,188 --> 00:32:01,690
YOU HAVE
A PRETTY MOUTH.
702
00:32:03,192 --> 00:32:04,954
THIS THING?
703
00:32:05,224 --> 00:32:08,057
I'D LIKE TO KISS IT.
704
00:32:10,059 --> 00:32:12,601
I'D LIKE THAT, TOO.
705
00:32:21,270 --> 00:32:23,042
OH, BOY. HERE WE GO.
706
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:25,314
WATCH YOUR HORNS.
OK.
707
00:32:27,216 --> 00:32:30,219
[SCREAMING]
708
00:32:34,123 --> 00:32:36,585
OH, GOD! [SOBBING]
709
00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:52,141
WOW. YOU'RE FAMOUS.
710
00:32:52,141 --> 00:32:53,672
THAT WAS BACK
IN MY HEYDAY,
711
00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:57,676
A LONG TIME AGO.
THEY FORGET ABOUT YOU
PRETTY FAST.
712
00:32:57,676 --> 00:33:00,479
WHAT HAPPENED?
713
00:33:01,010 --> 00:33:04,053
THE COLLARS
STOPPED COMING.
714
00:33:04,053 --> 00:33:07,456
I'M HOPING
TO CHANGE THAT TONIGHT.
715
00:33:07,456 --> 00:33:11,360
UNLESS OF COURSE
IT'S THE GHOST OF MAYS.
716
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,722
THEN I GUESS
I'M JUST OUT OF LUCK.
717
00:33:13,722 --> 00:33:16,595
I KNOW YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
BUT I'M NOT CRAZY.
718
00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:19,128
THINGS I'VE SEEN
OVER THE YEARS,
719
00:33:19,128 --> 00:33:21,030
I GUESS
ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.
720
00:33:21,030 --> 00:33:22,601
LISTEN, IF YOU TRY
TO SHOOT THIS GUY,
721
00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:26,004
YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED,
AND THEN I'M GONNA GET KILLED.
722
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:29,208
I NEED THAT TASER.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
723
00:33:33,542 --> 00:33:36,345
IT'S IN MY CAR.
724
00:33:36,345 --> 00:33:37,015
COME ON.
725
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:40,619
REALLY, WHEN MAYS
COMES, YOU'RE GONNA
WANT THAT TASER.
726
00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:41,320
UH-HUH. WHATEVER YOU SAY.
727
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:47,096
I'LL GET IT OUT,
BUT I'M HOLDING ON TO IT.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
728
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:52,161
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I PUT YOUR TASER
IN THE GLOVE BOX.
729
00:33:52,161 --> 00:33:54,133
WHOA!
730
00:33:58,607 --> 00:34:00,439
[GASPS]
731
00:34:04,343 --> 00:34:06,345
MAYS?
732
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:08,117
HEY, DETECTIVE.
733
00:34:08,117 --> 00:34:11,120
MISS ME?
734
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,662
LOOK OUT!
735
00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:35,144
MAYS...
736
00:34:36,405 --> 00:34:37,276
YEAH, STAFFORD.
737
00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:40,679
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
SOME FUN.
738
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,412
NO.
739
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,137
[YELLING]
740
00:35:21,850 --> 00:35:22,421
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
741
00:35:22,421 --> 00:35:25,224
I'M GONNA CALL AN AMBULANCE
FOR YOU, BUT THEN I GOTTA GO,
742
00:35:25,224 --> 00:35:29,758
BECAUSE I THINK IT'S BETTER
IF I JUST STAY OUT
OF THIS, ALL RIGHT?
743
00:35:33,902 --> 00:35:35,564
HANG UP THE PHONE.
744
00:35:35,564 --> 00:35:37,736
WHOA! WHAAH!
745
00:35:39,508 --> 00:35:41,710
HANG IT UP.
746
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:49,348
ALL RIGHT.
[BEEP]
747
00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:51,420
ALL RIGHT, THERE.
THERE. WHAT? WH--
748
00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:55,624
YOU SEEM LIKE
A NICE KID, BUT...
749
00:35:55,624 --> 00:35:57,256
I NEED THIS COLLAR.
750
00:35:57,256 --> 00:36:01,860
SEE, ONE MORE,
AND I CAN RETIRE A HERO.
751
00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:04,833
WH--YOU GOT HIM.
YOU--YOU CAUGHT THE GUY.
752
00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:08,697
NO! I NEED THIS COLLAR.
753
00:36:08,697 --> 00:36:12,341
AND I CAN'T TELL THEM
THAT THE KILLER'S
754
00:36:12,341 --> 00:36:14,543
AN ESCAPED SOUL FROM HELL,
755
00:36:14,543 --> 00:36:17,306
SO IT'S GOTTA BE YOU.
756
00:36:17,306 --> 00:36:18,247
COME ON.
757
00:36:18,247 --> 00:36:20,279
I KNOW THE DEVIL SENT YOU.
758
00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:22,951
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
759
00:36:22,951 --> 00:36:25,314
I'M SO SORRY.
760
00:36:26,255 --> 00:36:27,356
AH, GUH--
[CLICK]
761
00:36:27,356 --> 00:36:30,319
[GROANING]
[CLICKING]
762
00:36:35,464 --> 00:36:37,326
WHAT THE HELL?
763
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,469
NO.
764
00:36:40,469 --> 00:36:41,700
NO!
765
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:42,971
NO!
766
00:36:42,971 --> 00:36:44,703
[GUNSHOT]
767
00:36:47,676 --> 00:36:48,307
WHUHH!
768
00:36:48,307 --> 00:36:51,810
BOY, TALK ABOUT
GOOD TIMING, RIGHT?
769
00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:52,911
[PATS]
770
00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:54,383
OH, DAN, DAN,
771
00:36:54,383 --> 00:36:56,615
DAN, DAN, D-DAN.
772
00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:57,616
SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT.
773
00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,748
AND THE RUG IS
A REAL PERSIAN.
774
00:36:59,748 --> 00:37:01,350
WHAT THE HELL...
775
00:37:01,350 --> 00:37:01,850
JUST HAPPENED?
776
00:37:01,850 --> 00:37:06,255
WELL, TOMORROW THE PAPERS
WILL SAY DETECTIVE STAFFORD
ATE HIS GUN
777
00:37:06,255 --> 00:37:08,897
DUE TO HIS OVERWHELMING GUILT
OVER BEING
778
00:37:08,897 --> 00:37:13,332
THE CURTIS DEAN MAYS
COPYCAT KILLER.
779
00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:14,933
[CHUCKLES]
780
00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:16,365
SO IRONIC.
781
00:37:16,365 --> 00:37:20,939
AND THEN OF COURSE THEY'LL FIND
THIS LITTLE BIT OF EVIDENCE
782
00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:24,513
AND OF COURSE HIS
WRITTEN CONFESSION UPSTAIRS.
783
00:37:24,513 --> 00:37:25,243
WROTE THAT MYSELF.
784
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:28,747
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
QUOTING HAMLET TOO CLICHÉD?
785
00:37:29,318 --> 00:37:32,020
NAH. HE'D TOTALLY DO THAT.
786
00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:34,523
[CHUCKLING]
787
00:37:35,684 --> 00:37:37,986
W-W-WAIT. WHY? WHY?!
788
00:37:37,986 --> 00:37:40,929
MY TOY, SAM.
789
00:37:40,929 --> 00:37:43,362
I'M ALLOWED TO BREAK IT.
790
00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:44,333
HE WAS MINE.
791
00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:47,866
HE CAME TO ME 20 YEARS AGO
AND SOLD HIS SOUL.
792
00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:48,967
HE WANTED TO BE SUPER COP,
793
00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:54,373
SO I PROMISED HIM
5 HIGH-PROFILE,
VERY IMPORTANT CASES
794
00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:56,575
IN EXCHANGE
FOR HIS SOUL,
795
00:37:56,575 --> 00:38:00,048
AND THIS WAS
THE FIFTH CASE.
796
00:38:00,048 --> 00:38:01,049
WHAT WAS?
797
00:38:01,049 --> 00:38:02,351
STAFFORD.
798
00:38:02,351 --> 00:38:04,613
HE JUST
CAUGHT HIMSELF.
799
00:38:04,613 --> 00:38:04,953
[CHUCKLES]
800
00:38:04,953 --> 00:38:07,686
IT'S KIND OF SNEAKY,
I ADMIT.
801
00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:08,056
YEAH.
802
00:38:08,056 --> 00:38:10,989
BUT I'VE FULFILLED
MY END OF THE CONTRACT,
803
00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:13,522
AND NOW
HE HAS FULFILLED HIS.
804
00:38:13,522 --> 00:38:16,565
OOH. YOU KNOW
WHAT I COULD GO FOR?
805
00:38:16,565 --> 00:38:20,499
BLOOMIN' ONION. YOU IN?
806
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,514
HEH. YOU KNOW
I CAN SEE YOU.
807
00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:38,617
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
808
00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:41,920
I--UH, I--
809
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,022
LISTEN, ANDI,
I NEED TO APOLOGIZE
810
00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:47,456
FOR THE WHOLE
BLOODY-NOSE GREG THING.
811
00:38:47,456 --> 00:38:49,928
I--I WAS A TOTAL JERK.
I HAD--
812
00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:51,500
WE BROKE UP.
813
00:38:52,461 --> 00:38:53,902
WHAT?
YEP.
814
00:38:53,902 --> 00:38:54,533
WHY?
815
00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:58,907
'CAUSE REALIZED WE
WEREN'T RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER.
816
00:38:59,568 --> 00:39:02,611
AND YOU PUNCHED GREG
IN THE NOSE?
817
00:39:02,611 --> 00:39:03,111
IT WAS--
818
00:39:03,111 --> 00:39:06,975
WE KIND OF
GOT INTO A FIGHT
IN HIS CAR,
819
00:39:06,975 --> 00:39:08,417
MORE LIKE A...
820
00:39:08,417 --> 00:39:10,379
SLAP FIGHT. IT...
821
00:39:10,379 --> 00:39:12,781
[LAUGHS] OK.
822
00:39:12,981 --> 00:39:15,924
I'M--I'M REALLY,
REALLY SORRY.
823
00:39:15,924 --> 00:39:19,488
THAT'S FINE.
I'M OK, ACTUALLY.
824
00:39:19,488 --> 00:39:20,659
GOD, WHAT A WEIRD
BIRTHDAY, THOUGH.
825
00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:26,635
YOU KNOW, I PROBABLY SHOULD
HAVE WAITED FOR GREG TO GIVE ME
MY PRESENT FIRST, HUH?
826
00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:29,968
UM...
827
00:39:31,099 --> 00:39:32,941
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
828
00:39:32,941 --> 00:39:34,573
HEH. SAM.
829
00:39:34,573 --> 00:39:35,574
IT'S OK IF YOU
DON'T LIKE IT.
830
00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:38,947
I JUST--I REALLY
WANTED TO GET IT
FOR YOU, AND I--
831
00:39:38,947 --> 00:39:40,749
HOPEFULLY
YOU'LL LIKE IT.
832
00:39:40,749 --> 00:39:42,951
[SIGHS]
833
00:39:43,712 --> 00:39:44,813
WOW.
834
00:39:44,813 --> 00:39:46,985
IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
835
00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:48,016
YOU LIKE IT.
836
00:39:48,016 --> 00:39:51,460
GREAT. PERFECT.
837
00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:02,971
I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS.
838
00:40:02,971 --> 00:40:05,474
WH-WHAT?
839
00:40:05,474 --> 00:40:07,706
WH-WHY?
840
00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:08,807
I JUST--I--I CAN'T,
841
00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:10,839
BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS,
842
00:40:10,839 --> 00:40:14,883
AND THAT'S NOT SOMETHING
THAT A FRIEND WEARS.
843
00:40:14,883 --> 00:40:16,545
WELL, THEN...
844
00:40:16,545 --> 00:40:19,488
DON'T WEAR IT
AS A FRIEND.
845
00:40:20,749 --> 00:40:26,124
YOU'RE LIKE
THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON
IN MY LIFE.
846
00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:32,761
GOD, I'M SORRY.
847
00:40:41,009 --> 00:40:43,041
YOU GUYS CALLED IT.
YOU WERE TOTALLY RIGHT.
848
00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:45,213
I SHOULD'VE NEVER
GIVEN HER THAT NECKLACE.
849
00:40:45,213 --> 00:40:46,675
I HATE SEEING YOU LIKE THIS.
850
00:40:46,675 --> 00:40:49,848
I HATE BEING RIGHT
ALL THE TIME, BUT I AM.
851
00:40:49,848 --> 00:40:50,949
THANKS, SOCK.
852
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,651
MMM.
853
00:40:53,081 --> 00:40:56,485
PLACE THE VESSEL
ON THE MAT.
854
00:40:57,085 --> 00:40:58,857
HI, SOCK.
855
00:40:58,857 --> 00:40:59,928
HMM? HI. YEP.
856
00:40:59,928 --> 00:41:03,962
HAD ANY GOOD DREAMS
LATELY?
857
00:41:06,895 --> 00:41:08,967
YOU DID THAT?
858
00:41:10,639 --> 00:41:12,971
ON PURPOSE?
859
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,944
WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU?
860
00:41:15,944 --> 00:41:17,806
NOW, WHAT'S
GOIN' ON?
861
00:41:17,806 --> 00:41:19,147
TAKE ME HOME, SAM.
862
00:41:19,147 --> 00:41:21,049
I-I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
863
00:41:21,049 --> 00:41:23,712
HEY, HOLD ON.
864
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,103
MM, WHAT IF IT'S
A REPLACEMENT WATCH?
865
00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:47,205
DOESN'T MATTER.
THERE'S NO WAY
I'M OPENING THIS.
866
00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:48,777
ACCEPTING GIFTS FROM
THE DEVIL IS SUICIDE.
867
00:41:48,777 --> 00:41:50,178
YEAH, BUT WHAT IF IT'S
SOMETHING REALLY COOL?
868
00:41:50,178 --> 00:41:52,510
I DON'T CARE
IF IT'S A BOX
FULL OF WORLD PEACE.
869
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:54,913
IT'S STILL
GONNA COME BACK AND
BITE ME IN THE ASS.
870
00:41:54,913 --> 00:41:56,144
I'M BORED.
LET'S OPEN IT.
871
00:41:56,144 --> 00:41:57,686
SOCK, WAIT! NO! JUST--
872
00:41:57,686 --> 00:41:59,818
SAM!
JUST GIVE IT--
873
00:42:04,853 --> 00:42:07,295
Sock: A "GET OUT
OF HELL FREE" CARD?
874
00:42:07,295 --> 00:42:10,028
WHOA. YOU THINK
IT'S REAL?
875
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,800
OF COURSE NOT.
IT'S FROM THE DEVIL.
876
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,762
IT'S GOTTA
BE A TRICK.
877
00:42:13,762 --> 00:42:15,634
RIGHT.
YEAH. YEAH.
878
00:42:15,634 --> 00:42:16,665
YEAH.
879
00:42:16,665 --> 00:42:18,967
I'M BREAKIN'.
I'M BREAKIN'.
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