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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,088 --> 00:00:19,390 THIS LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A CHAIR. 2 00:00:19,390 --> 00:00:22,123 YEAH, MAYBE WE SHOULD THROW IT AWAY. 3 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:24,155 WHOA, WHOA. HOLD UP. HOLD UP. 4 00:00:24,155 --> 00:00:24,525 WHAT? 5 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:28,529 WE HAVE GOT A VERY SPECIAL GUEST AT THE BENCH TODAY. 6 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:32,633 IS THAT GLADYS FROM THE DMV? 7 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,235 WHOA. 8 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:35,536 THIS IS TOO WEIRD. 9 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:39,410 THERE'S A DEMON BUYING PAPER TOWELS. 10 00:00:39,410 --> 00:00:41,072 OH, MY BRAIN IS ITCHY. 11 00:00:41,072 --> 00:00:45,045 WH-WH-WH-WH-WHAT, DO DEMONS LIVE JUST LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE? 12 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:49,550 I MEAN, DO THEY SLEEP? DO THEY EAT? 13 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:52,783 APPARENTLY THEY GO TO THE BATHROOM. 14 00:00:52,783 --> 00:00:53,654 A LOT. 15 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:56,327 I'VE GOT SO MANY MORE QUESTIONS. I NEED ANSWERS. 16 00:00:56,327 --> 00:00:58,159 SOCK. SOCK, DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID. 17 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:01,662 SAM, I AM ALMOST CERTAINLY GOING TO DO SOMETHING STUPID. 18 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:05,166 IT'S IN MY BLOOD. YOU KNOW THAT. 19 00:01:19,410 --> 00:01:19,850 ANDI. ANDI! WHAT? 20 00:01:19,850 --> 00:01:21,412 I THINK I LOST SOMETHING IN THIS REGISTER. 21 00:01:21,412 --> 00:01:22,813 NO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? TED SAID THAT I GOTTA-- 22 00:01:22,813 --> 00:01:26,086 FORGET ABOUT TED. I'LL BUY YOU A SHOT LATER. PLEASE JUST GO. 23 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,258 EASY, WEIRDO. 24 00:01:27,258 --> 00:01:29,690 YEAH, RIGHT. I'M THE WEIRDO. 25 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:33,524 I'M OPEN ON 4. OPEN ON 4. 26 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:38,499 SO, GLAD BAGS, 27 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:40,301 I WAS JUST WATCHING YOU SHOPPING AROUND THE BENCH, 28 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:43,874 AND I GOT TO WONDERING WHAT DOES A PRETTY YOUNG DEMON LIKE YOURSELF DO 29 00:01:43,874 --> 00:01:46,607 WHEN SHE'S NOT SHIPPIN' SOULS OFF TO HELL. 30 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:49,880 DO YOU TAKE THESE? 31 00:01:50,741 --> 00:01:51,182 COUPONS? 32 00:01:51,182 --> 00:01:53,113 EL DIABLO NOT FORKIN' OUT 33 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:53,684 THE BIG BUCKS, HUH? 34 00:01:53,684 --> 00:01:59,290 JUST RING ME UP SO I NEVER HAVE TO COME BACK HERE. 35 00:01:59,290 --> 00:02:01,822 COME ON, GLADYS. DON'T BE SUCH A SOURPUSS, OK? 36 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:04,325 LISTEN, HEY, I'LL LOAD UP YOUR CAR. WE'LL GO INSIDE, 37 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,757 AND I'LL BUY YOU A SMOOTHIE. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 38 00:02:06,757 --> 00:02:08,699 HOT DOG, MAYBE? CHURRO. 39 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:10,601 NO? ALL RIGHT. 40 00:02:21,212 --> 00:02:22,843 [STARTS ENGINE] 41 00:02:28,779 --> 00:02:29,780 YOU'RE WELCOME. 42 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:31,452 [REVS ENGINE] 43 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:32,383 OH, WHOA HO HO. 44 00:02:32,383 --> 00:02:34,655 WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, GLADYS? 45 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,457 YOU GONNA HIT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PARKING LOT 46 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,189 WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE WATCHIN'? 47 00:02:38,189 --> 00:02:40,861 YOU DON'T GOT THE STONES. 48 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,893 OHH! WHOA HO HO! 49 00:02:42,893 --> 00:02:44,695 NOT EVEN CLO-- 50 00:02:44,695 --> 00:02:46,797 UCH! 51 00:02:46,797 --> 00:02:48,439 AHH! 52 00:02:48,439 --> 00:02:50,741 HAVE A NICE DAY. 53 00:02:51,842 --> 00:02:54,445 [HORN HONKS] 54 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:06,717 DEDICATION, DRIVE, DESIRE... 55 00:03:06,717 --> 00:03:07,658 AND FANTASTIC PERSONAL HYGIENE. 56 00:03:07,658 --> 00:03:09,820 DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE, FRANK POOLE. 57 00:03:09,820 --> 00:03:13,324 GET UP HERE AND ACCEPT YOUR EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AWARD. 58 00:03:13,324 --> 00:03:14,865 HEY, HEY, HEY, FRANKIE! 59 00:03:14,865 --> 00:03:15,526 WHOO! 60 00:03:15,526 --> 00:03:17,197 ALWAYS DID SMELL GOOD. 61 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:17,798 GO, FRANK. 62 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:20,371 SO IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY IN A COUPLE DAYS. WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO? 63 00:03:20,371 --> 00:03:22,573 I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T WE JUST DO SOMETHIN' LOW-KEY, 64 00:03:22,573 --> 00:03:23,974 YOU KNOW, MAYBE GO TO A MOVIE, 65 00:03:23,974 --> 00:03:25,836 MAYBE YOU GUYS, JOSIE, GREG. 66 00:03:25,836 --> 00:03:28,539 AS FOR OUR NEXT CATEGORY, DOG OF THE MONTH, 67 00:03:28,539 --> 00:03:32,843 FOR THE EMPLOYEE THAT SHOWS AN UTTER LACK OF, WELL... 68 00:03:32,843 --> 00:03:33,784 EVERYTHING. 69 00:03:33,784 --> 00:03:36,317 OK. WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER, THEODORE. 70 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:38,389 I WILL ACCEPT YOUR AWARD WITH-- 71 00:03:38,389 --> 00:03:39,850 DOG OF THE MONTH GOES TO SAM. 72 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:41,622 WHOA, WHAT? WHAT? 73 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:42,853 NO, NO, NO. I DEMAND A RECOUNT, TED. 74 00:03:42,853 --> 00:03:45,496 I'VE HAD THAT AWARD GOING ON 9 MONTHS NOW IN A ROW. 75 00:03:45,496 --> 00:03:47,227 AS DOG OF THE MONTH, YOUR RESPONSIBILITY WILL BE 76 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,700 TO CLEAN THE GUM OUT OF THE INSIDE OF THE DUMPSTER. 77 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:51,662 YOU ARE INDEED THE BETTER MAN, SAM. 78 00:03:51,662 --> 00:03:54,505 YOU HAVE EARNED IT. 79 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:03,974 [WINCES] 80 00:04:03,974 --> 00:04:06,547 [GASPS] 81 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:10,721 WHAT THE HELL? OHH! 82 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:13,724 AH. 83 00:04:13,724 --> 00:04:18,559 AHH, 1982 CHÖTEAU MOUTON-ROTHSCHILD. 84 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:20,961 ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU. PROST. 85 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:24,865 OH, YOU MIGHT WANNA TAKE OFF THAT RUBBER, BUDDY. 86 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:25,936 [CHUCKLES] 87 00:04:25,936 --> 00:04:28,939 OK, SO WHAT'S THE CATCH? 88 00:04:28,939 --> 00:04:32,403 NO CATCH. THIS IS ALL FOR YOU. 89 00:04:35,646 --> 00:04:36,507 [CHUCKLES] 90 00:04:36,507 --> 00:04:39,610 THAT LOBSTER WILL MELT IN YOUR MOUTH. 91 00:04:39,610 --> 00:04:42,983 [SIGHS] THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE BEING THIS NICE TO ME. 92 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,715 HEY, I'M NOT TED. 93 00:04:44,715 --> 00:04:45,686 WHAT A DICK. 94 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:48,959 DOG OF THE MONTH? YOU JUST PUT THAT OUT OF YOUR MIND. 95 00:04:48,959 --> 00:04:53,694 YOU, SAM, ARE MY EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. 96 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,396 WHAT IS THAT? 97 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:56,867 OPEN IT. 98 00:04:58,869 --> 00:05:02,803 AH. PUT IT ON. 99 00:05:05,376 --> 00:05:07,738 OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD, HANDSOME. 100 00:05:07,738 --> 00:05:09,810 WOW. THIS IS REALLY NICE. 101 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,782 JUST A SMALL TOKEN OF MY APPRECIATION. 102 00:05:11,782 --> 00:05:14,785 WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT, I HOPE YOU CAN THINK OF ME 103 00:05:14,785 --> 00:05:15,916 FONDLY, IF YOU CAN. 104 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:18,989 BUT I'LL BE HAPPY IF YOU JUST WEAR IT. HEH. 105 00:05:18,989 --> 00:05:20,751 AND FINALLY... 106 00:05:20,751 --> 00:05:25,396 THE CASE FILE FOR THE NEXT ESCAPED SOUL. 107 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:29,500 "CURTIS DEAN MAYS." 108 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,832 YEAH. ONE MEAN DUDE, MULTIPLE MURDERER. 109 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,634 THE AUTHORITIES CAUGHT HIM 10 YEARS AGO, 110 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:34,635 PUT A NEEDLE IN HIS ARM. 111 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:36,767 BUT HE'S BACK, AND HE'S KILLING AGAIN. 112 00:05:36,767 --> 00:05:41,612 PEOPLE WILL SAY IT'S THE WORK OF A COPYCAT, BUT IT'S MAYS. 113 00:05:41,612 --> 00:05:42,373 HE WANTS REVENGE. 114 00:05:42,373 --> 00:05:44,675 YOU'RE GIVING ME ALL THIS, AND THERE'S NO CATCH? 115 00:05:44,675 --> 00:05:47,518 WILL YOU PLEASE JUST TAKE IT FOR WHAT IT IS? 116 00:05:47,518 --> 00:05:50,781 MY WAY OF MAKING YOUR LIFE A LITTLE NICER. 117 00:05:50,781 --> 00:05:55,956 CAN YOU GET SOMEBODY TO CLEAN OUT THE DUMPSTER? 118 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,629 WHEN YOU'RE READY, SIR. 119 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:02,633 [FORK CLATTERS] 120 00:06:02,633 --> 00:06:03,594 PRESS ENTER. 121 00:06:03,594 --> 00:06:04,695 NO, DON'T. 122 00:06:04,695 --> 00:06:05,095 RIGHT THERE. THERE. 123 00:06:05,095 --> 00:06:07,498 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, LAST TIME SHE WAS HERE, 124 00:06:07,498 --> 00:06:09,670 SHE BOUGHT ELECTRICAL TAPE AND SOME TARPS. 125 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:10,671 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN'? 126 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,002 HEY. OH, SOCK'S CHECKIN' THE COMPUTER 127 00:06:12,002 --> 00:06:14,445 TO SEE WHAT GLADYS BUYS WHILE SHE'S HERE. 128 00:06:14,445 --> 00:06:15,906 OH, ENOUGH WITH GLADYS ALREADY. 129 00:06:15,906 --> 00:06:16,677 YOU GUYS, COME ON. 130 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,449 NO, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 131 00:06:18,449 --> 00:06:19,680 ON SEPTEMBER 3, SHE BOUGHT TWINE, 132 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,413 A SHOVEL, AND 4 BOXES OF RAT POISON. 133 00:06:22,413 --> 00:06:22,883 SO? WELL, SAM, 134 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,084 A DEMON DOESN'T WANNA POISON RATS. 135 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:27,558 IN FACT, THEY'RE PROBABLY ONE OF THEIR 4 MAJOR FOOD GROUPS. 136 00:06:27,558 --> 00:06:28,689 MAYBE SHE ISN'T USING THE POISON ON RATS. 137 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:31,822 MAYBE IT'S UP TO US TO FIGURE OUT WHAT SHE IS USING IT ON. 138 00:06:31,822 --> 00:06:34,465 YOU GUYS, GLADYS IS GONNA HAVE TO WAIT, OK? 139 00:06:34,465 --> 00:06:36,166 WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT BUSINESS RIGHT NOW. 140 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:39,099 Ben: THAT'S A MEAN-LOOKIN' DUDE. 141 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:42,032 I'M SORRY, BUT IF YOU NAME YOUR KID CURTIS DEAN MAYS, 142 00:06:42,032 --> 00:06:44,174 YOU'RE BEGGIN' FOR HIM TO BE A KILLER. 143 00:06:44,174 --> 00:06:46,607 SEE ANY BIRDS IN THESE TATTOOS? 144 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,640 I DON'T THINK SO. WHY? 145 00:06:50,741 --> 00:06:53,183 AH, BIRDIE. 146 00:06:53,183 --> 00:06:54,745 YEAH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS YET. 147 00:06:54,745 --> 00:06:56,947 I--I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR. 148 00:06:56,947 --> 00:06:59,650 THE DEVIL SAYS MAYS IS OUT FOR REVENGE. 149 00:06:59,650 --> 00:07:00,621 AGAINST WHO? 150 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:01,652 I DON'T KNOW. 151 00:07:01,652 --> 00:07:02,823 WE'VE GOT ALL THE NAMES 152 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,555 OF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED IN THE TRIAL. 153 00:07:04,555 --> 00:07:06,056 WE'VE GOT DEFENSE LAWYER, PROSECUTOR, JUDGE. 154 00:07:06,056 --> 00:07:10,531 MAYBE ONE OF THEM CAN TELL US WHERE TO START LOOKING. 155 00:07:12,663 --> 00:07:16,637 REMOVE ALL METALLIC ITEMS FROM YOUR POCKETS, PLEASE. 156 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,612 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT. 157 00:07:21,612 --> 00:07:24,575 AH, THIS TATTOO IS SO ITCHY. 158 00:07:24,575 --> 00:07:26,016 OH, GREAT. OH. 159 00:07:26,016 --> 00:07:27,077 GOT ANOTHER ONE. 160 00:07:27,077 --> 00:07:28,979 WHAT DOES IT MEAN? 161 00:07:28,979 --> 00:07:32,082 BIRD 6. RED--RED 6. 162 00:07:32,082 --> 00:07:34,454 UH, SEX BIRD. SEXY BIRD. 163 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,656 SEX--DIRTY BIRD. 164 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:36,186 DIRTY, SEXY BIRD. 165 00:07:36,186 --> 00:07:40,561 PLEASE, REMOVE ANY METALLIC ITEMS FROM YOUR POCKETS. 166 00:07:41,692 --> 00:07:43,694 HEY, WHAT'S-- WHAT'S THAT? 167 00:07:43,694 --> 00:07:45,496 THAT'S ANDI'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 168 00:07:45,496 --> 00:07:47,097 WANNA SEE IT? YEAH. 169 00:07:47,097 --> 00:07:48,569 SHE SAW IT IN THE STORE, 170 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:51,572 AND I WENT BACK AND GOT IT FOR HER. 171 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:52,573 OOH, WOW. 172 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,604 NICE, HUH? MY GOD. 173 00:07:53,604 --> 00:07:54,575 YEP, YEP. WHAT? 174 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,647 DUDE, YOU CANNOT GIVE THAT TO HER. 175 00:07:56,647 --> 00:07:57,147 YEAH. YEAH, I CAN. 176 00:07:57,147 --> 00:07:59,049 UH, DOCTOR, IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE? 177 00:07:59,049 --> 00:08:01,852 ABSOLUTELY. DO NOT GIVE THAT TO HER. 178 00:08:01,852 --> 00:08:02,953 WHY NOT? 179 00:08:02,953 --> 00:08:04,615 'CAUSE IT HAS A DIAMOND ON IT, SAM. 180 00:08:04,615 --> 00:08:05,686 YEAH, A REALLY SMALL DIAMOND. 181 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,558 SAM, THAT'S A PRESENT YOU WOULD GIVE YOUR WIFE, OK? 182 00:08:07,558 --> 00:08:08,659 YOU GUYS, IT'S STUPID. WE'RE FRIENDS. 183 00:08:08,659 --> 00:08:09,990 I'M GIVING HER A FRIEND PRESENT. 184 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,491 WIFE PRESENT. SHUT UP. 185 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,924 SAM, IT'S SOMETHING GREG WOULD GIVE HER, 186 00:08:13,924 --> 00:08:16,627 AND YOU'RE NOT HER BOYFRIEND. HE IS. 187 00:08:16,627 --> 00:08:17,167 Guard: GO AHEAD. 188 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:19,670 I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT. YOU GIVE THAT TO HER, 189 00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:20,571 YOU'RE BASICALLY SAYING 190 00:08:20,571 --> 00:08:22,573 YOU WANT THE RELATIONSHIP TO CHANGE. 191 00:08:22,573 --> 00:08:24,875 YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THAT? 192 00:08:24,875 --> 00:08:25,776 GO AHEAD. 193 00:08:25,776 --> 00:08:26,937 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 194 00:08:26,937 --> 00:08:29,079 I'LL GET HER SOMETHING ELSE. 195 00:08:29,079 --> 00:08:30,611 THANK YOU. 196 00:08:32,643 --> 00:08:35,746 DO YOU HAVE ANY METALLIC ITEMS IN YOUR POCKET? 197 00:08:35,746 --> 00:08:37,147 Sam: LET'S GO. 198 00:08:37,147 --> 00:08:38,689 Sock: WHICH WAY? 199 00:08:38,689 --> 00:08:39,590 THIS WAY. 200 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:41,692 Guard: GO AHEAD. 201 00:09:13,824 --> 00:09:15,756 SO, UH, WHAT'S YOUR BOOK ABOUT? 202 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:16,587 Ben: TRUE CRIME, SIR. 203 00:09:16,587 --> 00:09:19,329 WE'RE WRITING ABOUT CURTIS DEAN MAYS. 204 00:09:19,329 --> 00:09:21,662 MAYS. NASTY PIECE OF WORK. 205 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,563 WELL, GOOD THING WE EAT NASTY FOR BREAKFAST. 206 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:27,267 MAYS KEPT THE POLICE RUNNIN' AROUND IN CIRCLES FOR A LONG TIME, 207 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:30,801 ALWAYS CHANGED HIS M.O., NEVER USED THE SAME WEAPON TWICE. 208 00:09:30,801 --> 00:09:34,945 UH, WAS THERE ANYBODY MAYS BLAMED FOR HIS CONVICTION? 209 00:09:34,945 --> 00:09:35,575 EVERYONE BUT HIMSELF. 210 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:40,911 HE EVEN ATTACKED HIS OWN DEFENSE LAWYER WHEN THE VERDICT CAME IN. 211 00:09:40,911 --> 00:09:42,853 FUNNY. HE'S DEAD NOW. 212 00:09:42,853 --> 00:09:44,184 WHO? THE LAWYER? 213 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:48,789 YEAH. THEY FOUND HIS BODY 2 DAYS AGO SHOT IN THE HEAD. 214 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,821 OH, MY GOD. DO-- DO YOU HAVE ANY LEADS? 215 00:09:50,821 --> 00:09:54,224 WELL, I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO DISCUSS ANY ONGOING INVESTIGATION, 216 00:09:54,224 --> 00:09:57,898 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE WE MIGHT HAVE A COPYCAT KILLER. 217 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:00,901 OOH. COPYCA... 218 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:03,603 HEY, EVAN. 219 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,976 I'VE GOT THOSE BRIEFS FOR YOU. 220 00:10:05,976 --> 00:10:09,209 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT YOU WERE IN A MEETING. 221 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:12,312 OH, IT'S OK. THESE GUYS ARE WRITING ABOUT CURTIS DEAN MAYS. 222 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,885 HMM. WHAT A FASCINATING SUBJECT. 223 00:10:14,885 --> 00:10:17,147 WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO WRITE ABOUT HIM? 224 00:10:17,147 --> 00:10:19,389 WE WOULDN'T WANT TO BORE YOU. 225 00:10:19,389 --> 00:10:20,350 COULD NEVER HAPPEN. 226 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:24,054 I AM A HUGE FAN OF THE TRUE CRIME GENRE. 227 00:10:24,054 --> 00:10:25,125 WHO IS THAT? 228 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,899 SURELY THERE WERE SOME BOOKS THAT HAVE INFLUENCED YOUR WORK. 229 00:10:28,899 --> 00:10:31,161 MURDER, SHE WROTE, 230 00:10:31,161 --> 00:10:32,002 THE BOOK... 231 00:10:32,002 --> 00:10:34,064 VERSION. AND CLUE, 232 00:10:34,064 --> 00:10:35,405 THE BOARD GAME... 233 00:10:35,405 --> 00:10:37,037 BOOK. 234 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,269 THEY MADE A BOOK. 235 00:10:39,269 --> 00:10:41,341 [SCREAM] 236 00:10:43,313 --> 00:10:44,915 AAH! OH, GOD. 237 00:10:44,915 --> 00:10:46,146 [GASPING] 238 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,978 [SOBBING] 239 00:10:47,978 --> 00:10:48,849 OH, MY GOD. 240 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:51,221 IT'S JUDGE COLLINS. OH, GOD. 241 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,255 [SIGHS] 242 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,258 Ben: HEY, LISTEN TO THIS. 243 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:01,932 JUDGE COLLINS PRESIDED OVER THE CURTIS DEAN MAYS MURDER TRIAL. 244 00:11:01,932 --> 00:11:03,193 YEAH, HE KILLED HIS LAWYER, NOW THE JUDGE. 245 00:11:03,193 --> 00:11:06,666 HE'S GETTING REVENGE AGAINST THE SYSTEM THAT PUT HIM TO DEATH. 246 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,098 AND YOU KNOW WHO'S NEXT, RIGHT? 247 00:11:08,098 --> 00:11:11,371 YEAH, FRANZEN. HE'S THE PROSECUTOR. 248 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,203 [CLEARS THROAT] 249 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:18,078 HAS THAT BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME? 250 00:11:24,915 --> 00:11:27,287 ALL RIGHT. TASER. 251 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:27,958 NICE. FINALLY. 252 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:29,189 SOMETHIN' THAT CAN DO SOME REAL DAMAGE. 253 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,762 ALL RIGHT, WE GOT FRANZEN'S ADDRESS IN THE CASE FILE. 254 00:11:31,762 --> 00:11:33,864 I SAY WE STAKE OUT HIS HOUSE TONIGHT 255 00:11:33,864 --> 00:11:34,795 AND TASER A SOUL. 256 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:37,467 UH, NO, NO, NO. NO CAN DO, SAM. 257 00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:39,069 WHAT? WHY? 258 00:11:39,069 --> 00:11:40,300 "WH-WHAT?" 259 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,271 YEAH? 260 00:11:41,271 --> 00:11:42,202 WELL, BECAUSE, SAM. 261 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:46,336 BECAUSE--BECAUSE BEN AND I HAVE LIVES, ALL RIGHT? 262 00:11:46,336 --> 00:11:48,308 WE HAVE THINGS THAT NEED TO GET DONE 263 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:52,182 THAT DON'T NECESSARILY INCLUDE FOLLOWING SOULS AROUND TOWN WITH YOU. 264 00:11:52,182 --> 00:11:54,484 OK? CAN YOU WRAP YOUR LITTLE HEAD AROUND THAT? 265 00:11:54,484 --> 00:11:57,047 SO YOU'RE GOIN' TO GLADYS' HOUSE. 266 00:11:57,047 --> 00:11:57,948 THAT'S EXACTLY IT. 267 00:11:57,948 --> 00:11:59,249 YOU HAVE YOUR MISSION, SAM. 268 00:11:59,249 --> 00:12:01,091 MAYBE THIS IS MY MISSION. 269 00:12:01,091 --> 00:12:03,223 YOUR MISSION IS TO STALK A DEMON? 270 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:07,227 PERHAPS. PERHAPS IT IS. 271 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,308 OK. WELL, WE'LL TALK LATER. 272 00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:20,110 HEY, ANDI. HEY. 273 00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:21,111 AND GREG. 274 00:12:21,111 --> 00:12:21,912 WHAT'S UP, SAM? 275 00:12:21,912 --> 00:12:23,243 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR? 276 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,176 UH, NOTHING. 277 00:12:26,176 --> 00:12:27,217 OH. SO THAT'S ON PURPOSE. 278 00:12:27,217 --> 00:12:29,950 OK, I'M GONNA GET BACK TO WORK, SO I GUESS-- 279 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,151 YEAH. SEE YA. YEAH. 280 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,083 HEH. OK. 281 00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:34,324 BYE. BYE. 282 00:12:34,324 --> 00:12:36,256 SAM, COME HERE. EH? 283 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,289 I NEED YOUR HELP. 284 00:12:39,289 --> 00:12:39,489 UH-HUH. 285 00:12:39,489 --> 00:12:41,962 I'M PLANNING THIS HUGE SURPRISE PARTY FOR ANDI 286 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,293 AT THIS CLUB A BUDDY OF MINE OWNS. 287 00:12:43,293 --> 00:12:46,867 WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO IS PRETEND YOUR MOVIE THING IS STILL ON, 288 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,099 BUT THEN BRING HER TO THE CLUB INSTEAD. 289 00:12:49,099 --> 00:12:49,339 YOU DOWN? 290 00:12:49,339 --> 00:12:53,143 UM, GREG, I'M PRETTY SURE SHE DOESN'T WANT A HUGE PARTY. 291 00:12:53,143 --> 00:12:54,845 YEAH, BUT THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME. 292 00:12:54,845 --> 00:12:57,207 YEAH, BUT SHE SAID SHE JUST WANTED THINGS TO BE LOW-KEY. 293 00:12:57,207 --> 00:13:00,280 LOOK, I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA BE COOL 294 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,081 AND HELP ME. ARE YOU? 295 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,954 YEAH. YEAH. I'M--I'M COOL. 296 00:13:03,954 --> 00:13:05,285 GREAT. GREAT. 297 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,487 THANKS, BUDDY. NO PROBLEM. 298 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,259 BUDDY. 299 00:13:09,259 --> 00:13:10,260 AHH. 300 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:11,561 [GROANS] 301 00:13:14,564 --> 00:13:16,326 WHA... 302 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:21,031 Ben: YOU KNOW, GLADYS' HOUSE IS PRETTY NORMAL, ACTUALLY. 303 00:13:21,031 --> 00:13:24,274 I WAS THINKIN' THE EXACT SAME THING. 304 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,109 GIVE ME YOUR CUP. 305 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,810 THAT'S HOT CHOCOLATE? 306 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,182 KEY LIME MARTINI. 307 00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:33,813 MMM. CLASSY. 308 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,115 ALL THE WAY, BABY. 309 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:38,318 [CELLPHONE RINGS] 310 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:38,889 HELLO. 311 00:13:38,889 --> 00:13:40,590 HEY, SAMMY BOY. HOW WE DOIN' OVER THERE? 312 00:13:40,590 --> 00:13:41,952 YEAH, I'M AT THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S HOUSE, 313 00:13:41,952 --> 00:13:45,155 BUT IT'S QUIET. I DON'T THINK THE SOUL'S COMIN' AFTER HIM. 314 00:13:45,155 --> 00:13:46,456 OK. WELL, WHATEVER. 315 00:13:46,456 --> 00:13:47,858 DID YOU MISS ME? 316 00:13:47,858 --> 00:13:49,900 MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW, SWEETHEART. 317 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:54,064 OH, GOTTA GO. GOTTA GO. WHAT? WHAT ARE THEY DOIN'? 318 00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:58,008 [BOTH LAUGHING] 319 00:13:58,008 --> 00:13:59,169 Boy: YOU'RE A WITCH! 320 00:13:59,169 --> 00:14:02,172 YOU SEE THE ARM ON THAT GUY? NICE FORM, BUDDY. 321 00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:03,273 YOU'RE A MONSTER! 322 00:14:03,273 --> 00:14:04,144 GET OFF MY LAWN! 323 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,016 OHH. OH, GET DOWN. OHH. 324 00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:07,177 YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN, 325 00:14:07,177 --> 00:14:10,120 OR I'LL COOK YOUR BRAINS IN STEW! 326 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,152 IT'S THE WITCH! 327 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,024 Boy: MONSTER! 328 00:14:14,024 --> 00:14:16,086 [SIGHS] 329 00:14:17,187 --> 00:14:19,229 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 330 00:14:19,229 --> 00:14:22,232 SHE COOKS KIDS. 331 00:14:22,232 --> 00:14:24,965 WE HAVE GOT TO GET IN THAT HOUSE. 332 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,897 Y-YEAH. PRONTO. 333 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,142 [CAR DOOR SLAMS] 334 00:15:04,474 --> 00:15:05,976 WHO'S THERE? 335 00:15:05,976 --> 00:15:08,178 [SPUTTERS] 336 00:15:08,178 --> 00:15:10,640 YEAH. GOT YA. 337 00:15:23,193 --> 00:15:25,996 OH--OH, NO. 338 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:38,068 UH, LISTEN, I AM-- I AM SO, SO SORRY. 339 00:15:38,068 --> 00:15:40,010 I--I WOULD NEVER, DEFINITELY NE-- 340 00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:42,942 I HAD NO IDEA WHO YOU WERE, SIR. 341 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:43,413 UH... 342 00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:44,474 WHERE'D YOU GET THIS? 343 00:15:44,474 --> 00:15:49,279 THAT WAS, UH, A GIFT F-FROM A FRIEND. 344 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:50,320 UH-HUH. YEAH. WELL, MR. OLIVER, 345 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,221 I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU IN. 346 00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:53,283 C-CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME OFF WITH A WARNING OR-- 347 00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:55,455 YOU ASSAULTED A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL. 348 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,326 BY ACCIDENT. 349 00:15:56,326 --> 00:15:58,989 TURN AROUND. PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. 350 00:15:58,989 --> 00:15:59,659 O-OK, OK. AHH. 351 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,332 YOU'RE NOT GONNA-- 352 00:16:02,332 --> 00:16:04,064 ALL RIGHT. 353 00:16:04,534 --> 00:16:07,337 THAT'S A NICE WATCH. WHERE'D YOU GET IT? 354 00:16:07,337 --> 00:16:10,140 UH, IT WAS ALSO A GIFT FROM A FRIEND. 355 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:12,672 TAKE IT OFF. I WANNA SEE IT. 356 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,604 YEAH, YEAH. YOU-- YOU KNOW WHAT? 357 00:16:14,604 --> 00:16:16,246 YOU CAN HAVE IT I-IF YOU WANT 358 00:16:16,246 --> 00:16:20,550 JUST AS A TOKEN OF MY APPRECIATION OR WHATEVER. IT'S... 359 00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:22,012 YOURS. 360 00:16:22,012 --> 00:16:25,555 IT'S A GREAT WATCH. 361 00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:29,089 DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD EVER AGAIN. 362 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,490 EVER. EVER. NEVER AGAIN. 363 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,422 YOU WON'T. 364 00:16:34,064 --> 00:16:37,667 SO HE'D GET ALL FOAMY AT THE MOUTH AND TWITCHY WHEN YOU ZAPPED HIM? 365 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:38,568 NOT REALLY. TOO BAD. 366 00:16:38,568 --> 00:16:39,329 YOU PROBABLY DID IT WRONG. 367 00:16:39,329 --> 00:16:41,231 HE'S GOT THE VESSEL, THOUGH. I GOTTA FIGURE OUT 368 00:16:41,231 --> 00:16:43,073 A WAY TO GET IT BACK. WHAT SHOULD I DO? 369 00:16:43,073 --> 00:16:44,734 SHOULD DRINK BEER. IT'LL HELP YOU THINK. 370 00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:47,277 WAIT. WHAT DID YOU SAY? 371 00:16:47,277 --> 00:16:48,408 Josie: NOTHING. 372 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,409 TELL ME. 373 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,281 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING-- HEY. 374 00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:54,114 IS GREG THROWING ME A SURPRISE PARTY? 375 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,715 UH... 376 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,118 NO, NOT THAT I KNOW OF. 377 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,489 SAM... YEAH? 378 00:16:59,489 --> 00:17:02,422 YOU KNOW ME. YOU KNOW I DON'T WANT THIS PARTY. 379 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:03,153 I KNOW THAT. 380 00:17:03,153 --> 00:17:04,324 AND AS MY FRIEND, YOU ARE OBLIGATED 381 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,655 TO BE HONEST AND ANSWER THIS QUESTION, 382 00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:08,198 SO I'M GONNA ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME. 383 00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:11,030 IS GREG THROWING ME A SURPRISE PARTY? 384 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,133 OH, MY GOD. 385 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,034 SOCK IS ON FIRE. 386 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:15,235 WEAK. 387 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,036 [SIGHS] MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT. 388 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,109 I TOLD GREG I WANTED IT TO BE SIMPLE. 389 00:17:19,109 --> 00:17:21,771 HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND. HE WANTS IT TO BE SPECIAL. 390 00:17:21,771 --> 00:17:24,814 WHOA, WHOA. OK, YES, WE'VE BEEN ON A FEW DATES, 391 00:17:24,814 --> 00:17:28,078 BUT HE HARDLY QUALIFIES AS MY BOYFRIEND YET. 392 00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:28,778 WELL, NOBODY TOLD GREG. 393 00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:30,280 WELL, HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME. 394 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,282 HE DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO KNOW ME. 395 00:17:32,282 --> 00:17:35,125 YOU WANT SOMEBODY WHO PAYS ATTENTION TO THINGS. 396 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:38,088 YES, AND UNDERSTANDS ME. TRIES. 397 00:17:38,088 --> 00:17:40,230 KNOWS WHAT YOU LIKE AND WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE. 398 00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:41,191 EXACTLY. 399 00:17:41,191 --> 00:17:42,332 LIKE SAM. 400 00:17:42,332 --> 00:17:43,393 NO. I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT? NO. NO, 401 00:17:43,393 --> 00:17:46,166 BECAUSE ME AND SAM ARE FRIENDS, JO, AND I'VE DONE THAT BEFORE. 402 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,637 I'VE DATED SOMEBODY WHO I WAS FRIENDS WITH, 403 00:17:47,637 --> 00:17:51,371 AND THEN WE BROKE UP, AND WE NEVER SPOKE AGAIN. IT SUCKS. 404 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,372 BUT IF SAM AND I WEREN'T FRIENDS, 405 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,573 I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO. 406 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,245 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT THAT WOULD HAPPEN. 407 00:17:55,245 --> 00:17:56,306 RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW THAT. 408 00:17:56,306 --> 00:17:59,809 BUT I KNOW THAT YOU AND SOCK USED TO BE FRIENDS. 409 00:17:59,809 --> 00:18:01,581 ARE YOU NOW? 410 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,114 NO, WE'RE NOT. 411 00:18:04,114 --> 00:18:06,756 WELL, THERE YOU GO. 412 00:18:11,861 --> 00:18:13,563 OK, SHE'S AT WORK. 413 00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:16,766 DMV CLOSES AT 5:00, SO WE HAVE UNTIL THEN 414 00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:18,128 TO COMMIT YET ANOTHER FELONY. 415 00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:20,400 KIND OF GETS YOU PUMPED, RIGHT? YES, IT DOES. 416 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,872 LET'S DO A LITTLE BIZ-NAS. 417 00:18:26,636 --> 00:18:28,338 [WHISPERING] Man. Come on. 418 00:18:28,338 --> 00:18:30,580 I'm sorry. Sorry. 419 00:18:33,143 --> 00:18:33,783 WHOA. 420 00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:36,846 DID NOT EXPECT THIS. 421 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:43,793 JEEZ. YOU THINK ALL DEMONS DECORATE LIKE THIS? 422 00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:44,324 CHECK THIS OUT. 423 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:47,427 WHY WOULD A DEMON BE INTO ANGEL FIGURINES? 424 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,830 IT'S LIKE A CAT BANGIN' A DOG. 425 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:51,901 [SCREECHES] 426 00:18:51,901 --> 00:18:53,132 OH, BEN! 427 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,134 THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 428 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,686 [EXHALES] 429 00:19:16,686 --> 00:19:17,927 HMM. 430 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,529 IT'S FLOWERS. 431 00:19:19,529 --> 00:19:20,530 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 432 00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:22,362 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHIN' ELSE. 433 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:22,862 I'M--SOC-- 434 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,435 NO, GLADYS IS A FREAKY HELL DEMON, ALL RIGHT? 435 00:19:25,435 --> 00:19:26,766 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHIN' ELSE, 436 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,699 LIKE A--LIKE BODY PARTS BURIED BELOW OR SOME... 437 00:19:29,699 --> 00:19:30,870 I'M TELLIN' YOU. 438 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,302 GET OUT OF HERE! 439 00:19:32,302 --> 00:19:34,844 [BEN AND SOCK YELLING] 440 00:19:39,609 --> 00:19:40,350 Gladys: YAAH! 441 00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:42,912 Ben: GO! COME ON! COME ON! 442 00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:45,255 GET OUT OF HERE! COME ON! 443 00:19:45,255 --> 00:19:46,886 Sock: OH, GOD. [GASPS] 444 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,859 BENJI, GET THE KEYS! GET THE KEYS! GET THE KEYS! 445 00:19:49,859 --> 00:19:51,821 OHH! OK! I CAN'T-- 446 00:19:51,821 --> 00:19:53,393 OPEN THE CAR. OPEN THE CAR, BEN! 447 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,194 HEY, I CAN'T THINK UNDER PRESSURE. 448 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,627 Gladys: GET OUT OF MY WAY! 449 00:19:58,768 --> 00:20:00,570 OK, IT'S OPEN. 450 00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:01,871 [GLADYS PANTING] 451 00:20:01,871 --> 00:20:02,532 OH, MY GOD. 452 00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:05,435 YOU COME OUT OF THERE, YOU ROTTEN LITTLE PUKES! 453 00:20:05,435 --> 00:20:07,407 GET AWAY FROM US, YOU MONSTER! 454 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,809 I AM NOT A MONSTER! 455 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,741 OHH! I AM--NNH! 456 00:20:11,741 --> 00:20:13,343 THIS IS MY MOM'S CAR! 457 00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:15,945 ENH! UHH! 458 00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:17,687 COME ON! GET OUT! 459 00:20:17,687 --> 00:20:19,389 COWARDS! 460 00:20:19,389 --> 00:20:20,820 ENH! 461 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,353 [GASPING] 462 00:20:28,698 --> 00:20:31,801 IT WAS THE-- IT WAS THEM. 463 00:20:31,801 --> 00:20:34,764 THEY WERE IN MY HOUSE. 464 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:52,752 [BAT HITS BASEBALL] 465 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,494 WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? 466 00:21:04,494 --> 00:21:04,834 AHH! JEE-- 467 00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:08,468 OH. YOU MISSED ME. I'M TOUCHED. 468 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,999 YEAH, I ALMOST GOT ARRESTED. 469 00:21:09,999 --> 00:21:10,970 I KNOW. 470 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:11,841 COP TOOK THE VESSEL. 471 00:21:11,841 --> 00:21:13,973 A-AND THE WATCH. WHAT IS THAT ABOUT? 472 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,775 WELL, I IMAGINE HE RECOGNIZED IT. 473 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:16,546 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 474 00:21:16,546 --> 00:21:18,978 WELL, IT USED TO BELONG TO CURTIS DEAN MAYS' DEFENSE ATTORNEY. 475 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:22,952 THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY WHO MAYS JUST KILLED? 476 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:24,784 UH-HUH. 477 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,417 YOU GAVE ME A DEAD GUY'S WATCH? 478 00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:30,059 NO, SPECIFICALLY I GAVE YOU A DEAD MURDER VICTIM'S WATCH, 479 00:21:30,059 --> 00:21:33,993 AND I IMAGINE THE GOOD DETECTIVE IS CHECKING IT OUT RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK. 480 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:36,466 HE'S GONNA THINK I KILLED THAT GUY. 481 00:21:36,466 --> 00:21:38,868 PROBABLY. THEN WHEN HE CHECKS THE COURTHOUSE SURVEILLANCE VIDEO, 482 00:21:38,868 --> 00:21:42,001 HE'S GONNA SEE YOU WERE THERE WHEN JUDGE COLLINS WAS MURDERED. 483 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,434 WELL, I GUESS YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOIN'. 484 00:21:44,434 --> 00:21:47,477 OH, MY G--I-I'M GONNA-- I'M GONNA GO TO PRISON! 485 00:21:47,477 --> 00:21:48,608 YEAH. THAT'S MESSED UP. 486 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,740 WHAT--I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN'T-- 487 00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:52,081 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE FRUSTRATED. 488 00:21:52,081 --> 00:21:54,083 YOU NEED AN OUTLET. 489 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,585 HIT ME. 490 00:21:55,585 --> 00:21:56,386 WHAT? 491 00:21:56,386 --> 00:21:58,618 COME ON. GO ALL BARRY BONDS ON MY ASS. 492 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,490 IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 493 00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:01,351 SHUT UP! 494 00:22:01,351 --> 00:22:02,792 OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME, PAL. 495 00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:07,657 IT'S GOING. 5, 4, 3-- 496 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:10,960 WHAT? 497 00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:19,869 YOU-- 498 00:22:20,710 --> 00:22:23,112 AHH. FEEL BETTER? 499 00:22:23,112 --> 00:22:25,715 I HATE YOU SO MUCH. 500 00:22:25,715 --> 00:22:26,646 WELL, YOU KNOW I GOTTA SAY 501 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:30,620 IT WAS VERY CLASSY OF YOU NOT TO GO FOR THE CROTCH. 502 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:32,822 [CHUCKLES] 503 00:22:39,889 --> 00:22:40,860 TED, WHAT HAPPENED? 504 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,433 WELL, MY LITTLE FELON, THE POLICE STOPPED BY, 505 00:22:43,433 --> 00:22:45,535 AND THEY WERE ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU. 506 00:22:45,535 --> 00:22:46,966 THEY WANTED TO SEARCH YOUR LOCKER, 507 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,038 AND OF COURSE I GAVE THEM FULL ACCESS. 508 00:22:49,038 --> 00:22:50,099 UM, TED, YOU HAVE THE COMBINATION. 509 00:22:50,099 --> 00:22:51,771 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST OPEN IT FOR THEM? 510 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,843 DO NOT QUESTION MY METHODS, SAM. 511 00:22:53,843 --> 00:22:58,007 A DETECTIVE STAFFORD WOULD LIKE YOU TO COME IN FOR QUESTIONING. 512 00:22:58,007 --> 00:22:59,148 YOU TAKE OFF THE APRON. 513 00:22:59,148 --> 00:23:02,612 I WILL NOT HAVE YOU DOIN' A PERP WALK 514 00:23:02,612 --> 00:23:04,584 WHILE WEARIN' THE BLUE. 515 00:23:06,656 --> 00:23:08,818 FIX THAT WHEN IT'S DONE. 516 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:26,676 WHAT'S THIS? 517 00:23:26,676 --> 00:23:27,176 A BOOK. 518 00:23:27,176 --> 00:23:28,808 UM, SOCK, READING GIVES YOU MIGRAINES. 519 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:29,539 I KNOW, I KNOW, 520 00:23:29,539 --> 00:23:32,411 BUT I COULD NOT GET THOSE ANGEL FIGURINES OUT OF MY HEAD. 521 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,784 I HAD TO FIGURE OUT WHY GLADYS WAS SO INTO THEM. 522 00:23:34,784 --> 00:23:37,186 CHECK THIS OUT. DID YOU KNOW THAT SATAN 523 00:23:37,186 --> 00:23:38,788 USED TO BE AN ANGEL NAMED LUCIFER? 524 00:23:38,788 --> 00:23:43,523 YEAH. ONE DAY, HE ROUNDED UP ALL THESE BADASS REBEL ANGELS, RIGHT, 525 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:44,994 AND DECLARED A WAR ON GOD. 526 00:23:44,994 --> 00:23:47,196 YEAH, I REMEMBER THIS IN SUNDAY SCHOOL. 527 00:23:47,196 --> 00:23:49,459 EVERY DEMON USED TO BE AN ANGEL. 528 00:23:49,459 --> 00:23:50,199 OK, YOU'RE GLADYS, ALL RIGHT? 529 00:23:50,199 --> 00:23:52,632 YOU'RE AN ANGEL. YOU'RE JUST CHILLIN' UP IN HEAVEN. 530 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,534 ONE DAY, YOU DECIDE TO BACK THE WRONG DUDE, 531 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:57,106 AND, BOOM, YOU SPEND THE REST OF ETERNITY IN HELL. 532 00:23:57,106 --> 00:23:58,868 BUT, SOCK, SHE'S PURE EVIL. 533 00:23:58,868 --> 00:24:00,610 HOW DO WE KNOW THAT? 534 00:24:00,610 --> 00:24:01,541 HOW DO WE KNOW THAT?! 535 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,212 I THINK THAT YOU WOULD BE PRETTY PISSED OFF 536 00:24:03,212 --> 00:24:07,517 IF YOU HAD A BUNCH OF CRAPPY LITTLE KIDS TEASIN' YOU ALL DAY. 537 00:24:07,517 --> 00:24:08,748 OK? 538 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,180 LISTEN--ALL RIGHT. 539 00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:12,952 [CLEARS THROAT] 540 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,154 I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING, OK? 541 00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:19,689 IN THE SECOND GRADE... 542 00:24:19,689 --> 00:24:21,791 I WAS THIS HEIGHT. 543 00:24:22,592 --> 00:24:24,634 7 YEARS OLD, 544 00:24:24,634 --> 00:24:26,566 6 FEET TALL. 545 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:31,070 ALL THE KIDS DECIDED TO CALL ME... 546 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,572 GROWTH SPURT BERT 547 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,874 OR BERT THE SPURT, 548 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:35,605 BEANSTALK BERT, 549 00:24:35,605 --> 00:24:37,647 BERT THE BEANSOCK, SOCK THE BEANSTALK. 550 00:24:37,647 --> 00:24:39,509 ARE YOU--YOU FOLLOWING MY DRIFT HERE? 551 00:24:39,509 --> 00:24:42,251 THEN MY MOM, MY MOM DECIDED THAT WAS FUNNY, 552 00:24:42,251 --> 00:24:46,556 AND THEN EVENTUALLY MY WHOLE FAMILY AT THE DINNER TABLE 553 00:24:46,556 --> 00:24:48,117 STARTED CALLING ME... 554 00:24:48,117 --> 00:24:49,689 HEY, HEY. 555 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,822 NAMES HURT, BEN, A LOT. 556 00:24:52,822 --> 00:24:57,266 HEY, LISTEN TO ME. I THINK YOU GREW INTO YOUR BODY REALLY NICELY. 557 00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:59,198 THANK YOU. 558 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:02,632 GUYS, I NEED YOUR HELP. 559 00:25:02,632 --> 00:25:03,533 ALL RIGHT, WE GOTTA GO TO MY HOUSE 560 00:25:03,533 --> 00:25:05,034 SO I CAN PICK UP ONE OF MY SPORT COATS. 561 00:25:05,034 --> 00:25:06,075 UH, YOU DON'T OWN A SPORT COAT. 562 00:25:06,075 --> 00:25:09,639 WE GOTTA GO TO YOUR DAD'S HOUSE SO I CAN PICK UP ONE OF HIS SPORT COATS. 563 00:25:09,639 --> 00:25:10,239 DON'T YOU WORRY, ALL RIGHT? 564 00:25:10,239 --> 00:25:13,743 I'VE TALKED MYSELF OUT OF MANY, MANY DRUNK-AND-DISORDERLIES. 565 00:25:13,743 --> 00:25:15,815 NOT A PROBLEM. SAM! 566 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:18,818 [SIGHS] 567 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:19,889 HANG ON. 568 00:25:19,889 --> 00:25:21,891 FOR GREG? [GROANS] 569 00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:25,725 HEY. 570 00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:27,226 GET IN. 571 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:30,299 WHAT'S UP? 572 00:25:30,299 --> 00:25:32,531 YOU TOLD ANDI ABOUT THE SURPRISE PARTY? 573 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:35,865 UH, SHE KIND OF GUESSED, GREG. 574 00:25:35,865 --> 00:25:38,838 I-I'M SORRY. [SIGHS] 575 00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:40,539 OK, NEW PLAN. 576 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,572 WE DO NOTHING FOR HER BIRTHDAY, 577 00:25:42,572 --> 00:25:43,172 TOTALLY BLOW IT OFF, 578 00:25:43,172 --> 00:25:46,045 BUT THEN I'LL DO THE SURPRISE PARTY THE DAY AFTER. 579 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,678 THAT'S COMPLETELY STUPID. SO SHE'S ALONE ON HER BIRTHDAY? 580 00:25:48,678 --> 00:25:50,319 LET'S JUST DO WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO-- 581 00:25:50,319 --> 00:25:53,252 GO TO A MOVIE, GET A BEER. SHE'LL LIKE THAT. 582 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:54,584 YOU JUST CALL ME STUPID? 583 00:25:54,584 --> 00:25:57,627 NO. NO. NO! I CALLED YOUR IDEA STUPID. 584 00:25:57,627 --> 00:25:58,828 I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU, OK? 585 00:25:58,828 --> 00:26:00,259 DID I ASK FOR YOUR HELP? 586 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:01,030 YES! 587 00:26:01,030 --> 00:26:02,692 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'. 588 00:26:02,692 --> 00:26:05,194 YOU'RE TRYIN' TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF ANDI. 589 00:26:05,194 --> 00:26:07,637 NO, GREG. YOU'RE DOIN' THAT ALL ON YOUR OWN. 590 00:26:07,637 --> 00:26:09,939 GET OUT OF MY CAR. OW! 591 00:26:09,939 --> 00:26:11,170 WHAT THE HELL, MAN? 592 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,571 DON'T PUSH ME. 593 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,173 WHAT ARE YOU-- 594 00:26:14,744 --> 00:26:16,175 OW! 595 00:26:21,651 --> 00:26:24,614 WHAT, ARE THEY MAKING OUT? 596 00:26:25,314 --> 00:26:26,315 OH. OH, BOY. 597 00:26:26,315 --> 00:26:27,887 NO, NO. HEY. 598 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:30,219 ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP, LADIES. BREAK IT UP. COME ON. 599 00:26:30,219 --> 00:26:34,263 ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP, LADIES. COME ON. COME ON. 600 00:26:34,263 --> 00:26:35,224 [SIGHS] 601 00:26:35,224 --> 00:26:37,727 AW, I'M BLEEDING. 602 00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:38,768 YOU ALL RIGHT? 603 00:26:38,768 --> 00:26:40,369 YEAH. YEAH, YEAH! NO, I'M GREAT! 604 00:26:40,369 --> 00:26:43,833 I JUST PUNCHED ANDI'S BOYFRIEND IN THE FACE. 605 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:45,334 I'M PERFECT. 606 00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:49,078 LET'S GO GET ARRESTED. 607 00:26:54,343 --> 00:26:56,615 WHO'S THIS? 608 00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:57,687 UH, TH-THIS IS MY-- 609 00:26:57,687 --> 00:27:02,992 ALL QUESTIONS FOR MY CLIENT SHOULD BE DIRECTED AT MYSELF, DETECTIVE. 610 00:27:08,898 --> 00:27:11,360 [TOOLS CLATTER] 611 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,362 HAVE A SEAT. 612 00:27:13,362 --> 00:27:16,335 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 10 SECONDS TO GET OUT OF HERE 613 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:19,739 BEFORE I BEAT YOUR FACE WITH A PHONE BOOK. 614 00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:24,814 UH... 615 00:27:39,128 --> 00:27:42,862 I'M GONNA MAKE THIS REAL SIMPLE, MR. OLIVER. 616 00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:45,695 YOU WERE FOUND IN POSSESSION OF A WATCH 617 00:27:45,695 --> 00:27:46,896 THAT BELONGED TO A MURDER VICTIM, 618 00:27:46,896 --> 00:27:51,000 YOU TRESPASSED ON THE PROPERTY OF THE PROSECUTOR IN THE MAYS CASE, 619 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:56,145 AND YOU WERE IN THE COURTHOUSE WHEN JUDGE COLLINS WAS MURDERED. 620 00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,249 ARE YOU BLEEDING? 621 00:28:00,249 --> 00:28:00,980 UH, UH, TH-- 622 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:04,683 UH, NO. THAT'S NOT MY BLOOD. 623 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,285 UH... 624 00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:07,957 [SIGHS] 625 00:28:07,957 --> 00:28:09,318 I DIDN'T DO IT. 626 00:28:09,318 --> 00:28:11,690 I--I DIDN'T DO IT, ALL RIGHT?! 627 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,824 I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT, OK?! COME ON! 628 00:28:14,824 --> 00:28:17,226 ALL RIGHT? COME ON! YOU-- 629 00:28:17,226 --> 00:28:19,028 ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN COME OUT NOW! 630 00:28:19,028 --> 00:28:20,469 OK?! JOKE'S OVER! 631 00:28:20,469 --> 00:28:21,430 IT'S REALLY FUNNY! 632 00:28:21,430 --> 00:28:23,032 HEY, HEY, TAKE IT EASY. 633 00:28:23,032 --> 00:28:23,332 TAKE IT EASY! 634 00:28:23,332 --> 00:28:26,976 YOU GOTTA--LET ME OUT! ALL RIGHT?! JUST COME ON! JUST-- 635 00:28:26,976 --> 00:28:27,306 HEY! 636 00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:29,108 WHO ARE YOU TALKIN' TO? 637 00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:30,740 YOU WANNA KNOW WHO I'M TALKIN' TO, DETECTIVE? 638 00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:32,141 I'M TALKIN' TO THE DEVIL, ALL RIGHT? 639 00:28:32,141 --> 00:28:33,482 YEAH. YEAH. YOU MIGHT THINK I'M CRAZY, 640 00:28:33,482 --> 00:28:34,383 WHICH, YOU KNOW, MAYBE I AM. 641 00:28:34,383 --> 00:28:36,245 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYIN' TO DO, 642 00:28:36,245 --> 00:28:38,417 MAKE HIM THINK THAT I'M NUTS, HUH?! 643 00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:41,190 WELL, I'M NOT NUTS, OK?! I-I'M--OHH! 644 00:28:41,190 --> 00:28:42,822 HOW'D YOU GET MY ADDRESS? WHAT? 645 00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:46,856 THIS! THIS! 613 CARDINAL DRIVE. IT'S MY ADDRESS. 646 00:28:46,856 --> 00:28:47,456 HOW'D YOU GET IT? 647 00:28:47,456 --> 00:28:48,798 THERE'S A 3 NOW? ANSWER ME! 648 00:28:48,798 --> 00:28:50,429 I DON'T KNOW. THESE THINGS JUST POP UP, OK? 649 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:55,134 I-IT'S SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME A CLUE TO WHO THE KILLER IS, ALL RIGHT? 650 00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:56,205 THAT'S WH-- 651 00:28:56,205 --> 00:29:01,340 MAYBE THAT'S WHERE HE'S GOING TO NEXT. ALL RIGHT? 652 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,339 UH... 653 00:29:30,339 --> 00:29:33,442 THAT GUN IS NOT GONNA WORK. 654 00:29:33,442 --> 00:29:34,443 IS THAT SO? 655 00:29:34,443 --> 00:29:35,975 YEAH. I NEED MY TASER BACK. 656 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:38,377 IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT'LL STOP HIM. 657 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:39,448 STOP WHO? 658 00:29:39,448 --> 00:29:41,280 MAYS. 659 00:29:41,450 --> 00:29:43,382 NO, MAYS IS DEAD. 660 00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:45,214 I ARRESTED THE SON OF A BITCH MYSELF 661 00:29:45,214 --> 00:29:45,955 AND WITNESSED HIS EXECUTION. 662 00:29:45,955 --> 00:29:49,188 YEAH, WELL, HE'S BACK, AND HE'S KILLING PEOPLE WHO PUT HIM AWAY. 663 00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:53,893 THAT INCLUDES YOU. AND BULLETS AREN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING TO HIM. 664 00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:55,865 BULLETS WORK ON YOU? 665 00:29:55,865 --> 00:29:57,396 UH, YEAH, YEAH. THEY--THEY--COMPLETELY. 666 00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:59,368 THEY TOTALLY WORK ON ME. 667 00:29:59,368 --> 00:30:00,429 GOOD. 668 00:30:00,429 --> 00:30:03,272 WELL, WE'LL SEE IF YOU'RE RIGHT. 669 00:30:03,272 --> 00:30:04,173 WAIT. WH-WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 670 00:30:04,173 --> 00:30:08,337 WAIT. MAYS SHOWS UP, YOU'RE IN THE CLEAR. 671 00:30:08,337 --> 00:30:10,409 YOU WANT A SCOTCH? 672 00:30:12,111 --> 00:30:13,482 [SIGHS] 673 00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:38,137 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 674 00:30:38,137 --> 00:30:41,911 HI. HI. HELLO. IT'S ME, SOCK. 675 00:30:41,911 --> 00:30:44,273 I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I'M-- 676 00:30:44,273 --> 00:30:49,078 I'M SORRY THAT I CALLED YOU A MONSTER. 677 00:30:49,078 --> 00:30:55,184 YEAH. A-AND I'M SORRY I DIDN'T CONSIDER YOUR FEELINGS 678 00:30:55,184 --> 00:31:00,890 BEFORE I OPENED MY BIG, STUPID MOUTH. 679 00:31:00,890 --> 00:31:03,162 [SIGHS] 680 00:31:03,162 --> 00:31:04,193 [SIPS] 681 00:31:04,193 --> 00:31:06,865 MMM. 682 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,237 YOU KNOW, I--I REALLY-- 683 00:31:08,237 --> 00:31:13,242 I REALLY HATE THE WAY THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS TEASE YOU ALL THE TIME. 684 00:31:13,242 --> 00:31:15,444 WELL, IT'S MY FAULT, TOO. 685 00:31:15,444 --> 00:31:19,048 SOMETIMES I RUB PEOPLE THE WRONG WAY 686 00:31:20,149 --> 00:31:22,181 OH. THANK YOU. 687 00:31:23,052 --> 00:31:23,612 I BET YOU, UM... 688 00:31:23,612 --> 00:31:28,257 DREAD WHEN MY BOYS AND I COME STRUTTIN' INTO YOUR DMV, HUH? 689 00:31:28,257 --> 00:31:31,120 WELL, I HAVE TO SAY, UM... 690 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:35,894 ACTUALLY IT'S KIND OF THE HIGH POINT OF MY DAY. 691 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,196 GET OUT. IT IS. 692 00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:39,068 I KNEW IT. I-- YOU KNOW WHAT? 693 00:31:39,068 --> 00:31:41,100 I DID. IN SOME WEIRD WAY, I KNEW THAT. 694 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:42,371 I LIKE IT WHEN YOU MESS AROUND. 695 00:31:42,371 --> 00:31:43,973 KIND OF FEELS LIKE YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH ME. 696 00:31:43,973 --> 00:31:47,436 WELL, THAT'S JUST MY NATURAL SOCK AURA, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 697 00:31:47,436 --> 00:31:48,277 CHICKS RESPOND TO IT. 698 00:31:48,277 --> 00:31:50,479 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE COFFEE? 699 00:31:50,479 --> 00:31:53,282 MMM, NO. ACTUALLY, I'M GOOD. THANK YOU. 700 00:31:57,046 --> 00:31:58,417 [SIGHS] 701 00:31:59,188 --> 00:32:01,690 YOU HAVE A PRETTY MOUTH. 702 00:32:03,192 --> 00:32:04,954 THIS THING? 703 00:32:05,224 --> 00:32:08,057 I'D LIKE TO KISS IT. 704 00:32:10,059 --> 00:32:12,601 I'D LIKE THAT, TOO. 705 00:32:21,270 --> 00:32:23,042 OH, BOY. HERE WE GO. 706 00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:25,314 WATCH YOUR HORNS. OK. 707 00:32:27,216 --> 00:32:30,219 [SCREAMING] 708 00:32:34,123 --> 00:32:36,585 OH, GOD! [SOBBING] 709 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:52,141 WOW. YOU'RE FAMOUS. 710 00:32:52,141 --> 00:32:53,672 THAT WAS BACK IN MY HEYDAY, 711 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:57,676 A LONG TIME AGO. THEY FORGET ABOUT YOU PRETTY FAST. 712 00:32:57,676 --> 00:33:00,479 WHAT HAPPENED? 713 00:33:01,010 --> 00:33:04,053 THE COLLARS STOPPED COMING. 714 00:33:04,053 --> 00:33:07,456 I'M HOPING TO CHANGE THAT TONIGHT. 715 00:33:07,456 --> 00:33:11,360 UNLESS OF COURSE IT'S THE GHOST OF MAYS. 716 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,722 THEN I GUESS I'M JUST OUT OF LUCK. 717 00:33:13,722 --> 00:33:16,595 I KNOW YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, BUT I'M NOT CRAZY. 718 00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:19,128 THINGS I'VE SEEN OVER THE YEARS, 719 00:33:19,128 --> 00:33:21,030 I GUESS ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE. 720 00:33:21,030 --> 00:33:22,601 LISTEN, IF YOU TRY TO SHOOT THIS GUY, 721 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:26,004 YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED, AND THEN I'M GONNA GET KILLED. 722 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:29,208 I NEED THAT TASER. IT'S THE ONLY WAY. 723 00:33:33,542 --> 00:33:36,345 IT'S IN MY CAR. 724 00:33:36,345 --> 00:33:37,015 COME ON. 725 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:40,619 REALLY, WHEN MAYS COMES, YOU'RE GONNA WANT THAT TASER. 726 00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:41,320 UH-HUH. WHATEVER YOU SAY. 727 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:47,096 I'LL GET IT OUT, BUT I'M HOLDING ON TO IT. YOU UNDERSTAND? 728 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:52,161 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. I PUT YOUR TASER IN THE GLOVE BOX. 729 00:33:52,161 --> 00:33:54,133 WHOA! 730 00:33:58,607 --> 00:34:00,439 [GASPS] 731 00:34:04,343 --> 00:34:06,345 MAYS? 732 00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:08,117 HEY, DETECTIVE. 733 00:34:08,117 --> 00:34:11,120 MISS ME? 734 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,662 LOOK OUT! 735 00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:35,144 MAYS... 736 00:34:36,405 --> 00:34:37,276 YEAH, STAFFORD. 737 00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:40,679 WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN. 738 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,412 NO. 739 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,137 [YELLING] 740 00:35:21,850 --> 00:35:22,421 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 741 00:35:22,421 --> 00:35:25,224 I'M GONNA CALL AN AMBULANCE FOR YOU, BUT THEN I GOTTA GO, 742 00:35:25,224 --> 00:35:29,758 BECAUSE I THINK IT'S BETTER IF I JUST STAY OUT OF THIS, ALL RIGHT? 743 00:35:33,902 --> 00:35:35,564 HANG UP THE PHONE. 744 00:35:35,564 --> 00:35:37,736 WHOA! WHAAH! 745 00:35:39,508 --> 00:35:41,710 HANG IT UP. 746 00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:49,348 ALL RIGHT. [BEEP] 747 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:51,420 ALL RIGHT, THERE. THERE. WHAT? WH-- 748 00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:55,624 YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE KID, BUT... 749 00:35:55,624 --> 00:35:57,256 I NEED THIS COLLAR. 750 00:35:57,256 --> 00:36:01,860 SEE, ONE MORE, AND I CAN RETIRE A HERO. 751 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:04,833 WH--YOU GOT HIM. YOU--YOU CAUGHT THE GUY. 752 00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:08,697 NO! I NEED THIS COLLAR. 753 00:36:08,697 --> 00:36:12,341 AND I CAN'T TELL THEM THAT THE KILLER'S 754 00:36:12,341 --> 00:36:14,543 AN ESCAPED SOUL FROM HELL, 755 00:36:14,543 --> 00:36:17,306 SO IT'S GOTTA BE YOU. 756 00:36:17,306 --> 00:36:18,247 COME ON. 757 00:36:18,247 --> 00:36:20,279 I KNOW THE DEVIL SENT YOU. 758 00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:22,951 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 759 00:36:22,951 --> 00:36:25,314 I'M SO SORRY. 760 00:36:26,255 --> 00:36:27,356 AH, GUH-- [CLICK] 761 00:36:27,356 --> 00:36:30,319 [GROANING] [CLICKING] 762 00:36:35,464 --> 00:36:37,326 WHAT THE HELL? 763 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,469 NO. 764 00:36:40,469 --> 00:36:41,700 NO! 765 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:42,971 NO! 766 00:36:42,971 --> 00:36:44,703 [GUNSHOT] 767 00:36:47,676 --> 00:36:48,307 WHUHH! 768 00:36:48,307 --> 00:36:51,810 BOY, TALK ABOUT GOOD TIMING, RIGHT? 769 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:52,911 [PATS] 770 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:54,383 OH, DAN, DAN, 771 00:36:54,383 --> 00:36:56,615 DAN, DAN, D-DAN. 772 00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:57,616 SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT. 773 00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,748 AND THE RUG IS A REAL PERSIAN. 774 00:36:59,748 --> 00:37:01,350 WHAT THE HELL... 775 00:37:01,350 --> 00:37:01,850 JUST HAPPENED? 776 00:37:01,850 --> 00:37:06,255 WELL, TOMORROW THE PAPERS WILL SAY DETECTIVE STAFFORD ATE HIS GUN 777 00:37:06,255 --> 00:37:08,897 DUE TO HIS OVERWHELMING GUILT OVER BEING 778 00:37:08,897 --> 00:37:13,332 THE CURTIS DEAN MAYS COPYCAT KILLER. 779 00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:14,933 [CHUCKLES] 780 00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:16,365 SO IRONIC. 781 00:37:16,365 --> 00:37:20,939 AND THEN OF COURSE THEY'LL FIND THIS LITTLE BIT OF EVIDENCE 782 00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:24,513 AND OF COURSE HIS WRITTEN CONFESSION UPSTAIRS. 783 00:37:24,513 --> 00:37:25,243 WROTE THAT MYSELF. 784 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:28,747 WHAT DO YOU THINK? QUOTING HAMLET TOO CLICHÉD? 785 00:37:29,318 --> 00:37:32,020 NAH. HE'D TOTALLY DO THAT. 786 00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:34,523 [CHUCKLING] 787 00:37:35,684 --> 00:37:37,986 W-W-WAIT. WHY? WHY?! 788 00:37:37,986 --> 00:37:40,929 MY TOY, SAM. 789 00:37:40,929 --> 00:37:43,362 I'M ALLOWED TO BREAK IT. 790 00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:44,333 HE WAS MINE. 791 00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:47,866 HE CAME TO ME 20 YEARS AGO AND SOLD HIS SOUL. 792 00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:48,967 HE WANTED TO BE SUPER COP, 793 00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:54,373 SO I PROMISED HIM 5 HIGH-PROFILE, VERY IMPORTANT CASES 794 00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:56,575 IN EXCHANGE FOR HIS SOUL, 795 00:37:56,575 --> 00:38:00,048 AND THIS WAS THE FIFTH CASE. 796 00:38:00,048 --> 00:38:01,049 WHAT WAS? 797 00:38:01,049 --> 00:38:02,351 STAFFORD. 798 00:38:02,351 --> 00:38:04,613 HE JUST CAUGHT HIMSELF. 799 00:38:04,613 --> 00:38:04,953 [CHUCKLES] 800 00:38:04,953 --> 00:38:07,686 IT'S KIND OF SNEAKY, I ADMIT. 801 00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:08,056 YEAH. 802 00:38:08,056 --> 00:38:10,989 BUT I'VE FULFILLED MY END OF THE CONTRACT, 803 00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:13,522 AND NOW HE HAS FULFILLED HIS. 804 00:38:13,522 --> 00:38:16,565 OOH. YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD GO FOR? 805 00:38:16,565 --> 00:38:20,499 BLOOMIN' ONION. YOU IN? 806 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,514 HEH. YOU KNOW I CAN SEE YOU. 807 00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:38,617 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 808 00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:41,920 I--UH, I-- 809 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,022 LISTEN, ANDI, I NEED TO APOLOGIZE 810 00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:47,456 FOR THE WHOLE BLOODY-NOSE GREG THING. 811 00:38:47,456 --> 00:38:49,928 I--I WAS A TOTAL JERK. I HAD-- 812 00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:51,500 WE BROKE UP. 813 00:38:52,461 --> 00:38:53,902 WHAT? YEP. 814 00:38:53,902 --> 00:38:54,533 WHY? 815 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:58,907 'CAUSE REALIZED WE WEREN'T RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER. 816 00:38:59,568 --> 00:39:02,611 AND YOU PUNCHED GREG IN THE NOSE? 817 00:39:02,611 --> 00:39:03,111 IT WAS-- 818 00:39:03,111 --> 00:39:06,975 WE KIND OF GOT INTO A FIGHT IN HIS CAR, 819 00:39:06,975 --> 00:39:08,417 MORE LIKE A... 820 00:39:08,417 --> 00:39:10,379 SLAP FIGHT. IT... 821 00:39:10,379 --> 00:39:12,781 [LAUGHS] OK. 822 00:39:12,981 --> 00:39:15,924 I'M--I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY. 823 00:39:15,924 --> 00:39:19,488 THAT'S FINE. I'M OK, ACTUALLY. 824 00:39:19,488 --> 00:39:20,659 GOD, WHAT A WEIRD BIRTHDAY, THOUGH. 825 00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:26,635 YOU KNOW, I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE WAITED FOR GREG TO GIVE ME MY PRESENT FIRST, HUH? 826 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:29,968 UM... 827 00:39:31,099 --> 00:39:32,941 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 828 00:39:32,941 --> 00:39:34,573 HEH. SAM. 829 00:39:34,573 --> 00:39:35,574 IT'S OK IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. 830 00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:38,947 I JUST--I REALLY WANTED TO GET IT FOR YOU, AND I-- 831 00:39:38,947 --> 00:39:40,749 HOPEFULLY YOU'LL LIKE IT. 832 00:39:40,749 --> 00:39:42,951 [SIGHS] 833 00:39:43,712 --> 00:39:44,813 WOW. 834 00:39:44,813 --> 00:39:46,985 IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 835 00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:48,016 YOU LIKE IT. 836 00:39:48,016 --> 00:39:51,460 GREAT. PERFECT. 837 00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:02,971 I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS. 838 00:40:02,971 --> 00:40:05,474 WH-WHAT? 839 00:40:05,474 --> 00:40:07,706 WH-WHY? 840 00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:08,807 I JUST--I--I CAN'T, 841 00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:10,839 BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS, 842 00:40:10,839 --> 00:40:14,883 AND THAT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT A FRIEND WEARS. 843 00:40:14,883 --> 00:40:16,545 WELL, THEN... 844 00:40:16,545 --> 00:40:19,488 DON'T WEAR IT AS A FRIEND. 845 00:40:20,749 --> 00:40:26,124 YOU'RE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN MY LIFE. 846 00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:32,761 GOD, I'M SORRY. 847 00:40:41,009 --> 00:40:43,041 YOU GUYS CALLED IT. YOU WERE TOTALLY RIGHT. 848 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:45,213 I SHOULD'VE NEVER GIVEN HER THAT NECKLACE. 849 00:40:45,213 --> 00:40:46,675 I HATE SEEING YOU LIKE THIS. 850 00:40:46,675 --> 00:40:49,848 I HATE BEING RIGHT ALL THE TIME, BUT I AM. 851 00:40:49,848 --> 00:40:50,949 THANKS, SOCK. 852 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,651 MMM. 853 00:40:53,081 --> 00:40:56,485 PLACE THE VESSEL ON THE MAT. 854 00:40:57,085 --> 00:40:58,857 HI, SOCK. 855 00:40:58,857 --> 00:40:59,928 HMM? HI. YEP. 856 00:40:59,928 --> 00:41:03,962 HAD ANY GOOD DREAMS LATELY? 857 00:41:06,895 --> 00:41:08,967 YOU DID THAT? 858 00:41:10,639 --> 00:41:12,971 ON PURPOSE? 859 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,944 WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU? 860 00:41:15,944 --> 00:41:17,806 NOW, WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 861 00:41:17,806 --> 00:41:19,147 TAKE ME HOME, SAM. 862 00:41:19,147 --> 00:41:21,049 I-I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 863 00:41:21,049 --> 00:41:23,712 HEY, HOLD ON. 864 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,103 MM, WHAT IF IT'S A REPLACEMENT WATCH? 865 00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:47,205 DOESN'T MATTER. THERE'S NO WAY I'M OPENING THIS. 866 00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:48,777 ACCEPTING GIFTS FROM THE DEVIL IS SUICIDE. 867 00:41:48,777 --> 00:41:50,178 YEAH, BUT WHAT IF IT'S SOMETHING REALLY COOL? 868 00:41:50,178 --> 00:41:52,510 I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A BOX FULL OF WORLD PEACE. 869 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:54,913 IT'S STILL GONNA COME BACK AND BITE ME IN THE ASS. 870 00:41:54,913 --> 00:41:56,144 I'M BORED. LET'S OPEN IT. 871 00:41:56,144 --> 00:41:57,686 SOCK, WAIT! NO! JUST-- 872 00:41:57,686 --> 00:41:59,818 SAM! JUST GIVE IT-- 873 00:42:04,853 --> 00:42:07,295 Sock: A "GET OUT OF HELL FREE" CARD? 874 00:42:07,295 --> 00:42:10,028 WHOA. YOU THINK IT'S REAL? 875 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,800 OF COURSE NOT. IT'S FROM THE DEVIL. 876 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,762 IT'S GOTTA BE A TRICK. 877 00:42:13,762 --> 00:42:15,634 RIGHT. YEAH. YEAH. 878 00:42:15,634 --> 00:42:16,665 YEAH. 879 00:42:16,665 --> 00:42:18,967 I'M BREAKIN'. I'M BREAKIN'. 59952

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