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There you go.
Look, registered with the Stag owners' club.
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British steel,
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British upholstery,
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British craftsmanship.
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It's the last of the great British cars, this.
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Look, look... Smell that leather.
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Go on, smell it.
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(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
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- Morning.
- Where are you?
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ON my way, wON'T be lONg,
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- What are you wearing?
- PardON?
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What are you wearing?
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Well, today I'm wearing boxers. Blue cotton.
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They're quite clingy. When I move, they ride...
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- Have you got a tie?
- You want to tie me up?
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- YOu waNT TO resTraIN,,,
- (HANGS UP)
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Just the boss.
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# Well, IT's all rIGHT
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# EveN If yOu're Old aNd grey, yeaH
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# Well, IT's all rIGHT
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# STIll yOu gOT sOmeTHINg TO say
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# Well, IT's all rIGHT
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# EveN If THey say yOu're wrONg
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# Well, IT's all rIGHT
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# SOmeTImes yOu gOTTa be sTrONg #
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Hmm. What else have you got?
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- How about a red one to match his eyes?
- Is that all right?
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No.
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Brian, have a look at this.
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''When I became a man,
I put away childish things.''
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Looks like Gerry's got a new car.
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(CHUCKLING)
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(LAUGHTER)
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(GERRY) OK, retired maybe,
but we're still officers of the law.
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(BRIAN) Investigating officers.
(JACK) Professionals.
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(GERRY) I don't care how posh someone is,
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there's nobody warrants us
getting done up like this.
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It shouldn't matter. No one's that important.
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(SANDRA) Will you lot shut up?
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(BRIAN) We are more than what we wear.
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(GERRY) Oh, Gawd!
(JACK) Should have worn your cashmere.
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(GERRY) I can't believe this.
The first day I don't wear a suit.
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- (BRIAN) Do you like the tie?
- No!
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(BRIAN) I don't get it.
(JACK) What? Art?
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Naked women. The naked female body.
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It's everywhere - art galleries,
advertising, films, magazines...
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It's all just naked women's bodies.
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- Yeah?
- I've never understood the appeal.
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It's fundamental, innit?
It's sort of evolutionary.
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I just see a wild animal with no fur.
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Well, here we go. Posh alert.
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- My wife and I really enjoyed...
- Prat alert.
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..Sir Timothy.
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What made you suspect
that this painting might be a fake?
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I can't take the glory myself.
No, sadly, I'd make a hopeless detective.
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It was one of my hawk-eyed,
conscientious restorers.
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- Part of my crack team.
- (BEVAN CHUCKLES)
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Let me introduce you. Jack Halford.
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- How do you do?
- Gerry Standing.
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- Hiya.
- Hello.
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- Brian Lane.
- Hi.
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- Hello.
- Your crack team.
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(BEVAN CHUCKLES)
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I see you're looking
at Draper's ''Gates Of Dawn''.
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- Do you enjoy?
- Oh, lovely.
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- Yeah, it's nice.
- Different.
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It's such a tease.
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The subject invites one
to be academic, to be grandiose,
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but the paint...the flesh,
the naked, erotic sensuality
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stirs sensations far from the intellect.
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When one looks at it, one is aroused,
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and yet one feels guilty.
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It's supposed
to be intellectually stimulating.
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It's all very Catholic, I'm afraid.
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Sex, the great leveller.
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Shall we? Lead on
to our vaults of treasures. Gentlemen.
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Um...pardon me for being forward,
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but you have a speck of something
on your cheek.
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- OK?
- All gone. Perfect.
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Thank you.
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So you weren't aware
that a copy was being auctioned?
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No, if we had been, we would have assumed
the auctioned painting was a copy...
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- (JACK) Which it was.
- ..thinking we had the original.
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- Which you don't.
- No. So it would seem.
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This is a fake.
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So we need to trace the original
and return it to the Palace.
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- That's where UCOS comes in.
- Sir, this is Art Fraud Squad territory.
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- We have no expertise in this field.
- Never underestimate your skills.
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There are two main reasons
why this is a UCOS inquiry.
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The first is the hypersensitive nature
of the inquiry...
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Because Art Fraud are all yap, yap, yap.
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- And the second reason...
- ''I'm a self-serving, arse-kissing creep.''
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- Did you say something?
- It's by De Creep.
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And the second reason...
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The second reason is somewhat embarrassing.
I share it with you in confidence.
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My predecessor, Sir Stephen, was a trusted
and loyal servant of Her Majesty,
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a brilliant art historian
and, for me, something of a mentor...
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- ..but unfortunately he was also...
- As bent as a box of bedsprings,
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flogging off national treasures
and replacing them with fakes.
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- How many are gone?
- Officially, only this one.
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- Do we believe them?
- Do we care?
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- How much is it worth?
- Auction estimate 1.5 million.
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- Cor!
- So, we've got two fakes
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and no sign of the original.
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- Could run DNA tests on the fakes.
- (JACK) DNA?
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See if we can get a match, find the forger.
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- No, but this is paint, not blood.
- Spittle.
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On the fine detail work,
they lick the brushes.
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- It's worth a try.
- The auction house who handled the fake.
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- Thank you.
- I'll put them through.
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- Hello?
- Forensics? Brian Lane, UCOS...
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I don't supposed you noticed eyeshadow
plastered across my face?
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(BRIAN) Can you squeeze in a DNA test?
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Look, this isn't for us,
this is for Art Fraud and all the Fenellas
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and the double-barrelled old school brigade.
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Don't worry. We'll check available evidence
and see if we can identify the forger.
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If it's all dead ends, we'll move on.
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Good. I'd like a proper case.
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So you wouldn't fancy meeting
a Mrs Christine Hardy?
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45, living in Primrose Hill,
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sitting on a priceless art collection
belonging to her late husband, Duncan Hardy.
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Her late husband?
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- I'll come with you, Gerry.
- No, that's all right.
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Come on.
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- Your car or mine?
- Ah, we... Yeah, yours.
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I thought being driven by a woman
made you feel ''like a proper nonce''.
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- It's never too late to change your ways.
- Where's the Stag?
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- Garage.
- Getting work done?
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- Sort of, yeah.
- Panda just on loan, then?
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- I don't know yet.
- Don't know?
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- Are you going to unlock it or what?
- (BEEPING)
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Duncan was like a squirrel
with a pile of nuts. He doesn't need them,
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but he can't have
another squirrel getting them.
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So he hides them secretively.
It's a man thing.
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- We don't do it, do we?
- I don't think so.
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Do you collect anything?
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- Lame dogs.
- It's all about acquisition and power.
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That little squirrel likes to check his nuts
now and again and have a gloat.
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What happens if the squirrel suddenly dies?
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Well, he can't take them with him.
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You didn't realise your husband's painting
was a fake when you put it up for auction,
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- but do you know where he got it from?
- He was always buying, auction or galleries.
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- Did he know it was a fake?
- I doubt it. God, I'd love to tell him!
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Had you seen the painting before?
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He'd hung it in one of his offices.
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- He had more than one office?
- He had many things he didn't share with me.
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- Like?
- Two apartments in Barcelona and Nice,
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a L12,000 engagement ring,
recently commissioned
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for a finger much, much slimmer than mine,
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and even four batches of frozen sperm
in a clinic in Gibraltar.
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That'd be his nuts.
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A cloak of secrecy. I want it lowered down
over this whole thing like a blanket.
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A secrecy blanket.
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Tucked in round the edges
so that nothing escapes.
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Hospital corners.
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I want none of your leads
or evidence leaking out.
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- That won't be a problem...
- No one...
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- ..because we haven't got any.
- The fine art world can be famously opaque.
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I'm sorry, but this falls a fair way
outside our field of expertise.
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All right. Don't apologise.
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Expecting you just to take this on was a big ask,
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a very big ask.
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Oh, well. No harm done.
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Which is why I've arranged
to import expertise.
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It's part of a new model
of the interdepartmental asset mobility.
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- Sorry?
- So...you get Totty.
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- Totty?
- Totty.
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- Totty Vogel-Downing.
- (SANDRA) Totty's not your real name?
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- Charlotte, but I've been Totty for ever.
- I'll bet.
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Totty's been seconded to UCOS from Art Fraud,
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which means that the investigation
is continuing, only with expert help.
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- Hi!
- So, rounding up all your expert knowledge,
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what can you tell us about these?
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His mother had just died.
He moved away from the family estate
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into a sort of self-inflicted exile,
choosing the Lake District,
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mainly because of its topographical drama,
but he wasn't happy.
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- Who?
- Stratfold, the artist. He was depressed.
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- (JACK) Here.
- Hold on. I'm being a bit thick here.
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You're looking
at two Sexton Blakes and you're telling us
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how the original artist, who didn't paint
these because they're fakes, was feeling?
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- Very depressed.
- How does that help?
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- (SANDRA) Not exactly relevant.
- Oh, yes, potentially...
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And these are not very good.
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- And?
- Well, you don't copy an artist's worst work.
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Unless...
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- Unless?
- You're told to. Paid to.
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Unless the work is conveniently available
to study in intimate detail,
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- not in a public gallery.
- So the forger was...?
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Someone who had access.
Probably someone Sir Stephen knew well.
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Obviously you've ordered ultrasound
and radiographic testing.
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- We are running some DNA tests.
- (SANDRA) Spittle.
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- Very good. What about fingerprints?
- Um...
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Well, normally, we try to be more innovative.
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- This is a thumbprint.
- Ah, yes.
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This smudge, and...so is this.
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Identical position, identical size.
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The original had a smudge like this,
so it's part of the faking process.
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And?
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Well, how would an artist make a thumbprint
look like a thumbprint?
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Use his thumb?
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(GERRY) Is that the dry-cleaner's you want?
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(JACK) I didn't really want a lift
to the dry-cleaner's.
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- But you said...
- I'm not really a dry-cleaning person.
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I'm more your machine-wash type, really.
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It's more economical,
less chemicals, better for the environment.
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- What are you talking about?
- Well, I thought
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if I asked for a lift somewhere
in your new car,
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you might, somewhere along the way,
be tempted to tell me why you've got a new car,
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and, ergo, what's happened to the old one.
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I sold it.
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Yes?
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Well... Well, what with me
about to become a grandfather,
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and Paula about to become a single mum,
there's gonna be things she needs,
214
00:14:15,774 --> 00:14:18,368
so I've got a bit of cash-flow problem.
215
00:14:18,534 --> 00:14:21,446
Those three-wheeled buggies,
do you know what they cost?
216
00:14:21,614 --> 00:14:24,174
Isn't that
what they invented credit cards for?
217
00:14:24,334 --> 00:14:28,805
- Yeah, well, I'm not allowed one. I was...
- Declared bankrupt. You're not allowed...
218
00:14:29,014 --> 00:14:31,403
Not allowed one, yeah, yeah.
219
00:14:34,454 --> 00:14:36,490
Go on, then.
220
00:14:36,654 --> 00:14:38,645
My car's back at the office.
221
00:14:42,054 --> 00:14:46,969
Simply Red, The Corrs, The Corrs...
222
00:14:55,934 --> 00:14:57,731
Ah!
223
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,768
(ARIA FROM PUCCINI'S
''MADAME BUTTERFLY'')
224
00:15:33,694 --> 00:15:35,491
(SNORES)
225
00:15:42,534 --> 00:15:44,923
What are you reading?
226
00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:46,925
Oh, very nice.
227
00:15:47,094 --> 00:15:50,643
Nice to see you reading something
that's not an autopsy report
228
00:15:50,814 --> 00:15:55,763
or some evidence
of how somebody died some horrible death.
229
00:15:55,934 --> 00:16:01,054
Van Gogh chopped his ear off...
with a bread knife.
230
00:16:01,214 --> 00:16:05,651
Chopped it off and took it to a brothel
to give to a prostitute.
231
00:16:05,814 --> 00:16:07,213
(ESTHER) Oh.
232
00:16:07,414 --> 00:16:10,133
And Robert Haydon shot himself in the throat
233
00:16:10,974 --> 00:16:16,492
in front of his final unfinished work
because he'd failed to become famous enough.
234
00:16:16,654 --> 00:16:18,451
Ah...
235
00:16:19,254 --> 00:16:21,290
Rothko slit his wrists.
236
00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:34,010
I've never been a passionate man, have I?
237
00:16:34,174 --> 00:16:36,165
Not passionate, no.
238
00:16:38,854 --> 00:16:42,244
No, you're a thinker.
You think most of the time.
239
00:16:43,414 --> 00:16:46,292
- Not very physical?
- No.
240
00:16:51,574 --> 00:16:55,169
- Does that bother you?
- Not really.
241
00:16:55,334 --> 00:16:57,894
Not any more.
242
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,249
(CLASSICAL MUSIC)
243
00:17:36,294 --> 00:17:39,047
I might as well have parked in Watford.
244
00:17:39,214 --> 00:17:41,409
Ooh, look at you all cosmopolitan.
245
00:17:41,614 --> 00:17:44,606
Yep, mochaccino and pain aux raisins.
246
00:17:44,774 --> 00:17:47,129
- Totty's shout.
- Don't worry.
247
00:17:47,294 --> 00:17:50,127
- We knew you needed your grease quota.
- Thank you.
248
00:17:50,334 --> 00:17:54,122
A cup of Rosie and bacon sarnies
with brown rocking horse.
249
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:57,770
- Lovely.
- I'm very jealous. You're so lucky,
250
00:17:57,934 --> 00:18:03,725
I wish I could eat fried bacon every day.
Just the smell of it - mmm!
251
00:18:04,094 --> 00:18:06,085
So, why are we here?
252
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:10,765
Got DNA samples from both pictures.
Perfect match to each other.
253
00:18:10,934 --> 00:18:13,573
The same artist painted both fakes.
254
00:18:13,734 --> 00:18:19,013
- Does the DNA give us any names or records?
- No. No identification available.
255
00:18:19,174 --> 00:18:23,087
What about radiology and...that other thing?
256
00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:28,609
Gave us paint dating.
Approximate year of manufacture, 1978.
257
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:32,323
- Nothing else? I thought you had a name?
- I do. Fingerprints.
258
00:18:32,494 --> 00:18:34,212
(TOTTY) Oh! Ha-ha-ha!
259
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:37,047
Yeah, fingerprints.
260
00:18:37,214 --> 00:18:40,365
Good call, Totty.
Thumbprints, to be precise.
261
00:18:40,534 --> 00:18:46,484
- Name.
- Ciaran Risk, artist, born 1951, Wimbledon.
262
00:18:46,654 --> 00:18:51,205
St Peter's Grammar School, '62-'69.
Royal College of Art, '72-'75.
263
00:18:51,414 --> 00:18:55,293
Graduated with a diploma
in fine art and painting.
264
00:18:55,454 --> 00:18:58,764
- What's his form?
- Arrested for staging an art protest
265
00:18:58,934 --> 00:19:01,573
in the National Gallery in 1974,
266
00:19:01,734 --> 00:19:04,885
when he threw red paint
over 14 priceless works.
267
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:09,484
So, we've got a trained painter,
an amateur terrorist
268
00:19:09,654 --> 00:19:11,963
and a defiler of public works of art.
269
00:19:12,134 --> 00:19:15,171
And, finally, died 1979.
270
00:19:15,374 --> 00:19:16,693
Died?
271
00:19:16,854 --> 00:19:21,644
Committed suicide. A year after painting
the fakes, drank half a litre of paraquat.
272
00:19:21,814 --> 00:19:24,806
- So what are we doing here?
- His mum.
273
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:33,890
Some people are born survivors.
They're programmed to fight, not to feel.
274
00:19:34,054 --> 00:19:39,845
Ciaran felt everything. Thought too much
about things that didn't matter.
275
00:19:40,014 --> 00:19:44,053
Made him weak.
All his emotions were on the outside.
276
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:51,453
- Wore his heart on his sleeve kind of thing?
- He had no protection from his feelings?
277
00:19:51,614 --> 00:19:54,572
Everything affected him deeply.
278
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:58,727
- That's why he was an artist.
- Yes. That's it.
279
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:04,011
- What pushed him over the edge?
- A fire in his studio.
280
00:20:04,214 --> 00:20:09,732
Destroyed his work and it melted the flesh
on his chest and hands.
281
00:20:09,894 --> 00:20:13,011
He tried to beat the flames out
with his hands.
282
00:20:13,174 --> 00:20:17,326
- The fire didn't kill him, though?
- Oh, yes, it did.
283
00:20:17,494 --> 00:20:21,043
He was dead long before he killed himself.
284
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:27,053
Cheer me up, Jack. There is
absolutely nothing I like about today.
285
00:20:27,214 --> 00:20:31,412
We have some good news.
We've found the location of this fire.
286
00:20:31,574 --> 00:20:33,565
A dilapidated warehouse in Shoreditch.
287
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:36,692
Half artists' studios,
half rag trade sweatshops.
288
00:20:36,854 --> 00:20:40,483
We have victims, a fire officer's report
and hospital records.
289
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:45,962
We even have suspects,
motives and accusations of arson.
290
00:20:46,134 --> 00:20:48,329
- Excellent.
- Almost like a proper case.
291
00:20:48,494 --> 00:20:51,088
- Fantastic.
- I hope that cheers you up.
292
00:20:52,174 --> 00:20:54,768
- Yes, thank you.
- Good. Here's the bad news.
293
00:20:54,934 --> 00:20:57,164
Bevan wants to see you now.
294
00:20:57,334 --> 00:21:00,610
- If this is about his bloody blanket...
- Blanket?
295
00:21:05,534 --> 00:21:09,243
Ah, Sandra, we were waiting
for you in my office,
296
00:21:09,414 --> 00:21:11,848
but thought we'd catch you down here.
297
00:21:12,014 --> 00:21:15,324
Trying to keep Sir Timothy
within the circle of knowledge.
298
00:21:16,854 --> 00:21:20,483
- Not a good moment?
- Er... Sorry, it's fine.
299
00:21:21,334 --> 00:21:24,326
- Lovely to see you.
- Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Sticky.
300
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,973
Raspberry, mmm.
301
00:21:28,134 --> 00:21:32,013
Mind if I leave you in Superintendent
Pullman's capable hands while I...?
302
00:21:32,174 --> 00:21:34,290
Please go, I'll be fine.
303
00:21:38,054 --> 00:21:40,045
Capable and sticky.
304
00:21:42,494 --> 00:21:46,487
- Do you want to...?
- I've got something to show you.
305
00:21:56,174 --> 00:21:57,971
Right.
306
00:22:04,654 --> 00:22:07,043
Oh, God! Not another fake?
307
00:22:07,934 --> 00:22:09,731
No.
308
00:22:09,894 --> 00:22:13,682
- What's wrong with this one, then?
- Nothing that I know of.
309
00:22:14,814 --> 00:22:16,611
So?
310
00:22:17,574 --> 00:22:21,453
So... Do you like it?
311
00:22:22,894 --> 00:22:27,410
Um... Yeah, I suppose. Yeah, it's nice.
312
00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,327
Um...
313
00:22:39,054 --> 00:22:42,364
Right. OK, come and stand here.
314
00:22:44,934 --> 00:22:51,851
It's not the best light,
but...focus on the centre of the painting,
315
00:22:52,014 --> 00:22:57,247
then slowly, slowly,
let your eyes move outwards,
316
00:22:57,414 --> 00:23:00,690
taking in the canvas to the very edge.
317
00:23:06,014 --> 00:23:09,245
Now, let it go back again to the centre...
318
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:17,413
- ..slowly...
- (DISTANT CRACKLE OF FIREWORKS)
319
00:23:21,494 --> 00:23:23,405
And breathe.
320
00:23:28,894 --> 00:23:32,728
Now...do you like it?
321
00:23:36,134 --> 00:23:37,487
It's beautiful.
322
00:23:39,414 --> 00:23:42,087
Good.
323
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,973
- And would you like it?
- What?
324
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:48,803
Mr Bevan's um...idea.
325
00:23:49,814 --> 00:23:52,408
Part and parcel of the Queen's collection
326
00:23:52,574 --> 00:23:56,328
is that we loan out works to public places,
327
00:23:56,494 --> 00:24:00,282
so the collection can be more widely enjoyed.
328
00:24:00,454 --> 00:24:04,811
No one's ever thought
of loaning to Scotland Yard before.
329
00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:06,973
Oh.
330
00:24:07,134 --> 00:24:11,525
Mr Bevan has chosen a very charming
Alfred Cox for his office.
331
00:24:11,694 --> 00:24:13,605
I just thought...
332
00:24:13,774 --> 00:24:16,208
Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely.
333
00:24:16,374 --> 00:24:21,846
Good. I'll... I'll leave you two
to get to know each other.
334
00:24:30,174 --> 00:24:32,210
Ooh, Sir Timothy?
335
00:24:32,374 --> 00:24:35,491
- Tim.
- Do you know, or have you heard of,
336
00:24:35,654 --> 00:24:38,452
an artist called Ciaran Risk?
337
00:24:40,534 --> 00:24:42,092
- Risk?
- Yeah.
338
00:24:46,614 --> 00:24:48,206
No.
339
00:24:49,174 --> 00:24:50,493
- Sorry.
- OK.
340
00:24:51,814 --> 00:24:54,203
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
341
00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:03,248
(DISTANT WHIZZING AND POPPING)
342
00:25:15,694 --> 00:25:21,963
(BRIAN) The intense heat caused the tissue
on his arms, neck and chest to bubble up.
343
00:25:22,134 --> 00:25:25,206
- (TOTTY) He never painted again?
- His hands were useless.
344
00:25:25,374 --> 00:25:28,446
- His lung tissue was permanently scorched.
- You said arson.
345
00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:32,653
Accusations of arson.
Next door to Risk's studio was a sweatshop
346
00:25:32,814 --> 00:25:36,727
run by a Kurdish entrepreneur,
basically illegal.
347
00:25:36,934 --> 00:25:42,645
Three teenage Bengali girls were admitted
to the Royal London Hospital the same night,
348
00:25:42,814 --> 00:25:45,851
all with burns to the upper body and hands.
349
00:25:46,014 --> 00:25:48,289
- Same fire?
- Almost definitely.
350
00:25:48,454 --> 00:25:51,730
- Almost?
- They discharged themselves the same night.
351
00:25:51,934 --> 00:25:53,606
- Have we names?
- Sort of.
352
00:25:53,814 --> 00:25:57,409
From the spelling in the file,
I'd say it was guesswork.
353
00:25:57,574 --> 00:25:59,690
How does this explain the arson theory?
354
00:25:59,894 --> 00:26:02,966
The fire officer's report was inconclusive
to say the least.
355
00:26:03,174 --> 00:26:06,166
Inflammable substances
were found at the scene.
356
00:26:06,334 --> 00:26:10,930
All normally found in an artist's studio.
Oil-based paints, white spirit, turpentine.
357
00:26:11,094 --> 00:26:16,122
Which all contributed to the intensity of the blaze,
but no actual cause was determined.
358
00:26:16,294 --> 00:26:19,525
Although, according to local police reports,
359
00:26:19,694 --> 00:26:25,849
prior to the blaze there were six racially
motivated disturbances in the area. Now...
360
00:26:26,054 --> 00:26:31,492
Hold on, Jack. Hold on. Are you saying
the fire that injured the forger
361
00:26:31,654 --> 00:26:35,932
could be the result of a racist attack
on the sweatshop next door?
362
00:26:37,134 --> 00:26:40,649
Maybe somebody just wanted the forger dead.
363
00:26:40,854 --> 00:26:44,847
- It's a bit far-fetched, isn't it?
- Arson-murder...
364
00:26:45,054 --> 00:26:49,411
Make for a more interesting case
than art fraud. No offence meant.
365
00:26:50,574 --> 00:26:54,806
What racist gangs were operating
in the East End during the 1970s?
366
00:26:54,974 --> 00:26:58,364
- Take your pick. Clark?
- National Front were busy,
367
00:26:58,574 --> 00:27:01,930
but small-scale bombing wasn't their style.
368
00:27:02,094 --> 00:27:05,484
The Halt Immigration Now campaign
leased premises in Commercial Street.
369
00:27:05,694 --> 00:27:11,564
Page 9, column 88 -
they raided a bakery in Hackney.
370
00:27:11,734 --> 00:27:14,567
Even the Ku Klux Klan met in Hoxton Square.
371
00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:16,770
You're having a laugh, aren't you?
372
00:27:16,934 --> 00:27:21,166
No. I studied British neofascists at university.
It's a very interesting subject.
373
00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:23,808
Yeah, but the Ku Klux Klan!
374
00:27:25,094 --> 00:27:28,450
First Klan visits from America
took place in the '60s.
375
00:27:29,454 --> 00:27:33,447
- Really?
- Set up klaverns all around the Midlands.
376
00:27:33,614 --> 00:27:39,246
Klan even held a rally in Cable Street,
half a mile from the warehouse.
377
00:27:39,414 --> 00:27:44,090
Well, we've got our Neo-Nazi expert.
Now all we need is a racist.
378
00:27:56,614 --> 00:28:00,766
The property of yellow affects us
like the shrill sound of a trumpet
379
00:28:00,934 --> 00:28:03,846
or the sound of a high-pitched fanfare.
380
00:28:04,014 --> 00:28:07,563
Don't go on about the car, all right?
381
00:28:07,734 --> 00:28:13,366
Although Kandinsky claimed that yellow
carries with it the nature of brightness,
382
00:28:13,534 --> 00:28:16,890
with a serene,
gay and softly exciting character.
383
00:28:17,054 --> 00:28:19,124
Oi! Are you coming?
384
00:28:19,294 --> 00:28:22,411
Odd choice for a car, though.
385
00:28:24,574 --> 00:28:29,409
(TRADER) Three pound of banana only a pound!
'Ere y'are, sweetheart.
386
00:28:29,574 --> 00:28:32,168
- Three for cash. Lovely.
- Hello, Tubby.
387
00:28:32,334 --> 00:28:35,565
- What do you want?
- I thought you hated foreigners?
388
00:28:35,774 --> 00:28:39,005
- Only the ones round here.
- Hardly local produce, is it?
389
00:28:39,174 --> 00:28:41,734
I'll still sell 'em veg. Oi...
390
00:28:41,934 --> 00:28:45,529
Tubby's been involved
in racist groups since the year dot.
391
00:28:45,694 --> 00:28:49,448
Family tradition. My grandfather marched
with Mosley's blackshirts.
392
00:28:49,614 --> 00:28:52,003
You must be so proud.
393
00:28:52,174 --> 00:28:56,565
Listen, in the late '70s,
who was throwing petrol bombs at sweatshops?
394
00:28:56,734 --> 00:29:01,569
Hardly anyone, sadly. Column 88,
White Defence League - load of skinheads.
395
00:29:01,734 --> 00:29:03,850
Couldn't tie their own shoelaces.
396
00:29:04,054 --> 00:29:08,013
There was a warehouse in Bacon Street,
next to the railway arches.
397
00:29:08,174 --> 00:29:10,130
- Full of artists?
- Yeah.
398
00:29:10,294 --> 00:29:14,446
There was a big fire in '78,
claimed to be a racial attack.
399
00:29:14,614 --> 00:29:17,845
Three Bengali seamstresses
were injured in the fire.
400
00:29:18,014 --> 00:29:20,608
I never knew about it.
Who claimed responsibility?
401
00:29:20,774 --> 00:29:22,890
- No one.
- Wasn't a racial attack, then.
402
00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:26,564
- How come?
- If a group set a fire then,
403
00:29:26,734 --> 00:29:30,443
they'd be bloody sure to claim responsibility,
get membership, get support.
404
00:29:30,614 --> 00:29:34,812
It was all about profile.
Christ, a successful firebombing?
405
00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:39,889
If we'd have known about it,
we'd have claimed it. What do you want?
406
00:29:40,054 --> 00:29:42,409
You're a repulsive little shit, you know.
407
00:29:42,574 --> 00:29:48,092
Three pound of banana only a pound.
Three pound for a pound. Let's have ya.
408
00:29:49,534 --> 00:29:53,129
How did Clark find the address?
The ghetto theory principle.
409
00:29:53,294 --> 00:29:56,570
- Which is?
- Half a mile or half a world.
410
00:29:56,734 --> 00:30:00,613
92% of non-English-speaking Asians
live in an Asian community,
411
00:30:00,774 --> 00:30:03,971
usually within half a mile
of where they first settled,
412
00:30:04,134 --> 00:30:07,012
secure in their mono-cultural society.
413
00:30:07,174 --> 00:30:09,734
- The ghetto.
- Precisely.
414
00:30:09,894 --> 00:30:14,524
- So, what's the half a world?
- Stay within half a mile or go home.
415
00:30:14,694 --> 00:30:16,685
Not much in between.
416
00:30:23,374 --> 00:30:26,571
Whoa-ho! I've always wanted to do that!
417
00:30:26,774 --> 00:30:28,287
Here. Come here.
418
00:30:30,134 --> 00:30:32,773
- Whoa!
- Vive la revolution!
419
00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:44,929
Can I chuck another one in a minute?
420
00:30:45,094 --> 00:30:49,531
That's the trouble with petrol bombs.
They're very showy, very exciting...
421
00:30:49,694 --> 00:30:53,323
- But?
- Totally crap at starting a decent fire.
422
00:30:53,494 --> 00:30:58,363
The petrol's too refined. It burns off too quickly.
You get no surface penetration.
423
00:30:58,534 --> 00:31:03,244
- Yeah, but you could start a fire.
- Sure, if you hit combustible material,
424
00:31:03,414 --> 00:31:05,211
like paper or dry timber.
425
00:31:05,374 --> 00:31:07,649
- Or cloth?
- Cloth would be good,
426
00:31:07,814 --> 00:31:13,286
but really to get a big blaze in a warehouse,
you'd want your ignition site deep inside.
427
00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:16,526
How much evidence
would you keep from such a fire?
428
00:31:16,734 --> 00:31:20,044
- I can go and check.
- Yeah, cheers.
429
00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:24,326
(SPEAKS BENGALI)
430
00:31:32,334 --> 00:31:35,451
My mother
says she and her sisters were frightened.
431
00:31:35,614 --> 00:31:38,890
They thought people
would come into the hospital and hurt them.
432
00:31:39,054 --> 00:31:41,852
- What people?
- White men.
433
00:31:42,854 --> 00:31:47,530
Did she hear any disturbance
outside in the street?
434
00:31:47,734 --> 00:31:50,453
Any noise, shouting, breaking glass?
435
00:31:50,614 --> 00:31:53,492
(TRANSLATES)
436
00:32:01,254 --> 00:32:06,169
The fire wasn't from the side to the street.
It was where the cloth was.
437
00:32:06,334 --> 00:32:12,250
The windows had metal bars and the door
was bolted in case of men trying to steal.
438
00:32:31,614 --> 00:32:35,289
- What happened to her sisters?
- My aunt died many years ago.
439
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,604
She was always sick after the fire.
440
00:32:41,134 --> 00:32:45,924
Could we see your mother's face,
to see where the fire hurt her?
441
00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:50,406
- If it's too...
- You can see her face...but he can't.
442
00:32:51,494 --> 00:32:54,008
Only my father is allowed.
443
00:33:21,574 --> 00:33:24,372
There is a bag of stuff in Enfield.
444
00:33:24,534 --> 00:33:28,447
- Like?
- Sifted remains from the flash site.
445
00:33:28,614 --> 00:33:32,050
All the usual -
melted plastic, melted rubber,
446
00:33:32,254 --> 00:33:36,406
rodent remains, charred asbestos...
447
00:33:36,574 --> 00:33:40,203
- Rodent remains?
- Yeah, rats and mice always get killed.
448
00:33:40,414 --> 00:33:43,884
They try and run,
but not always in the right direction.
449
00:33:44,054 --> 00:33:46,887
- What sort of rat?
- A dead rat.
450
00:34:01,774 --> 00:34:04,891
We don't see much beauty in our job.
451
00:34:05,054 --> 00:34:08,171
I don't know. Eye of the beholder.
452
00:34:09,494 --> 00:34:12,691
If we worked as farmers or gardeners,
453
00:34:12,854 --> 00:34:16,403
Christ, even hairdressers,
part of our job would be beautiful.
454
00:34:16,574 --> 00:34:23,127
Every day, or most days, we would see
something that was...just beautiful.
455
00:34:23,294 --> 00:34:25,364
I didn't join for the view.
456
00:34:25,534 --> 00:34:27,923
No, but doesn't it worry you?
457
00:34:28,094 --> 00:34:31,006
Too late.
458
00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:37,530
You'd think that being exposed to ugliness
would make us appreciate beautiful things.
459
00:34:37,694 --> 00:34:43,485
We'd go to exhibitions or concerts
or grow amazing wild orchids.
460
00:34:43,654 --> 00:34:47,442
- Write poetry and collect butterflies.
- Yeah, but we don't, do we?
461
00:34:47,614 --> 00:34:51,004
We don't balance ugly with beautiful.
We just accept ugly.
462
00:34:51,174 --> 00:34:54,803
Ugly's safe.
You know where you are with ugly.
463
00:34:57,934 --> 00:35:02,610
We're investigating the fire and trying
to trace the gallery owner who sold the fake.
464
00:35:02,774 --> 00:35:06,687
- (SR TMOTHY) ExcelleNT,
- BuT we're NO Nearer fINdINg THe OrIGINal,
465
00:35:06,854 --> 00:35:09,846
I appreciate the update.
You're working so hard.
466
00:35:10,014 --> 00:35:13,290
I wondered if you're doing anything
tomorrow evening.
467
00:35:13,494 --> 00:35:19,126
Yeah, yeah... So how does the Jeep
compare to the McLaren price-wise?
468
00:35:19,294 --> 00:35:23,207
- Is he buying another new car?
- Baby buggy.
469
00:35:23,414 --> 00:35:26,611
- Is this like the initiative thing?
- Initiative?
470
00:35:26,774 --> 00:35:28,844
Loaning paintings? Good PR.
471
00:35:29,014 --> 00:35:35,453
Oh, absolutely not. No. This is me asking you
if you'd like to go the opera tomorrow night.
472
00:35:35,614 --> 00:35:37,764
(GERRY) For cash?
473
00:35:37,934 --> 00:35:40,892
- The opera?
- Gawd help the single mums, eh?
474
00:35:41,054 --> 00:35:45,252
Yeah, you're doing everyone a favour.
Thanks a lot. This is unbelievable.
475
00:35:45,414 --> 00:35:48,053
They haven't even got an engine.
476
00:35:48,254 --> 00:35:51,052
- Christ!
- Don't worry, it's stuffed.
477
00:35:53,134 --> 00:35:56,763
Rattus Norvegicus - the common brown rat.
478
00:35:56,934 --> 00:36:00,324
Estimated population in London - 12 million.
479
00:36:00,494 --> 00:36:04,487
Blamed for everything
from bubonic plague to Weil's disease
480
00:36:04,694 --> 00:36:07,083
and a 24-hour power cut in Hammersmith.
481
00:36:08,054 --> 00:36:14,004
- Brian, how many times...?
- Also Rattus Norvegicus,
482
00:36:14,174 --> 00:36:16,642
but genetically
and physiologically different.
483
00:36:16,854 --> 00:36:19,846
You see, your white rat is line-bred,
484
00:36:20,014 --> 00:36:24,610
the albino quality the result
of a homozygous recessive gene.
485
00:36:24,774 --> 00:36:30,804
They are the same, but different...
like a dog is the same but different from a wolf.
486
00:36:31,014 --> 00:36:32,652
So?
487
00:36:32,814 --> 00:36:37,763
An educated guesstimate of albino rats
in London would be 200,000 tops.
488
00:36:37,934 --> 00:36:43,088
All of which,
or nearly all of which, are in captivity.
489
00:36:43,254 --> 00:36:46,485
Laboratories, pet shops,
small boys' bedrooms.
490
00:36:47,574 --> 00:36:53,968
The chances of finding a white rat in
a warehouse fire in East London are very small.
491
00:36:54,174 --> 00:36:56,847
So what sort was in the evidence bag?
492
00:37:00,654 --> 00:37:03,566
- White rat?
- Yes.
493
00:37:03,774 --> 00:37:06,288
- Really?
- No doubt.
494
00:37:06,494 --> 00:37:09,850
- Amazing.
- Wow (!)
495
00:37:11,014 --> 00:37:14,211
Brian, what does the white rat tell us?
496
00:37:14,894 --> 00:37:17,124
- Pat.
- Pat?
497
00:37:17,334 --> 00:37:19,131
Pat.
498
00:37:20,214 --> 00:37:23,684
- Pat!
- Pat the Rat.
499
00:37:26,894 --> 00:37:31,524
(MAN) I blame Edward Heath.
(GERRY) He made you dip rats in petrol
500
00:37:31,694 --> 00:37:33,252
and set fire to them?
501
00:37:33,414 --> 00:37:35,405
The three-day week, the Common Market,
502
00:37:35,574 --> 00:37:38,407
the economic downturn -
opened the floodgates.
503
00:37:38,614 --> 00:37:40,923
Just another victim of the recession, eh?
504
00:37:41,614 --> 00:37:44,367
Bent bosses were queuing up
to hire my services.
505
00:37:44,534 --> 00:37:48,368
Dipping rats in petrol, torching warehouses,
so owners could claim on insurance.
506
00:37:48,574 --> 00:37:53,204
No way. Dip a rat in petrol,
it burns too quick. Big mistake.
507
00:37:53,414 --> 00:37:55,689
Petroleum jelly, that's the key.
508
00:37:56,494 --> 00:38:00,533
Smear it all over,
rub it into the fur. Burns for ages.
509
00:38:00,734 --> 00:38:05,410
- There was a fire in Bacon Street...
- I should have patented my invention.
510
00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:08,646
After the fire,
there's no evidence, just rat bones.
511
00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:11,129
So, the Bacon Street warehouse in 1978?
512
00:38:12,694 --> 00:38:15,527
- Soft toilet paper.
- What?
513
00:38:16,774 --> 00:38:19,242
You're gonna offer me something
if I cooperate.
514
00:38:20,494 --> 00:38:22,769
- Yeah.
- Every copper offers me a deal
515
00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:24,925
to grass up my clients.
516
00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:27,085
Always telling me what they can do for me.
517
00:38:27,254 --> 00:38:29,609
Soft toilet paper should be simple enough.
518
00:38:29,774 --> 00:38:33,767
They always offer the same deal,
and I always say the same thing.
519
00:38:33,934 --> 00:38:36,129
- Which is?
- Go screw yourself...
520
00:38:37,094 --> 00:38:39,608
and shut the door on your way out.
521
00:38:39,774 --> 00:38:42,288
Pat's old school, see. Code of ethics.
522
00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:46,851
Keep shtum and all coppers are bastards.
Isn't that right, Pat?
523
00:38:47,014 --> 00:38:49,892
- You said it.
- Four people were seriously injured.
524
00:38:50,054 --> 00:38:52,204
Two died because of their injuries.
525
00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:55,053
Wasn't one of my fires, then.
526
00:38:55,214 --> 00:38:58,650
White rat, electrical conduit, ailing business.
527
00:38:58,814 --> 00:39:04,286
- Certainly looks like one of your jobs.
- Bacon Street? Nah, not me. Promise.
528
00:39:04,494 --> 00:39:06,769
That's a promise I'll really cherish.
529
00:39:06,934 --> 00:39:09,653
Ask about a job I've done, I'll say nothing.
530
00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:13,853
Ask about a job I didn't do,
I'll tell you whatever I can.
531
00:39:14,014 --> 00:39:16,812
- Reckon somebody copied your MO, then?
- Should've patented it.
532
00:39:17,014 --> 00:39:22,327
Imitation is theft
of my intellectual property.
533
00:39:26,414 --> 00:39:31,693
- We need a list of all your clients.
- There's no way I can give that information
534
00:39:31,854 --> 00:39:33,845
without the gallery owner's permission.
535
00:39:34,054 --> 00:39:37,205
- Can you contact her?
- Only in an emergency.
536
00:39:37,414 --> 00:39:39,405
We really need your list.
537
00:39:40,334 --> 00:39:43,610
We're investigating a series of forgeries,
trying to establish galleries
538
00:39:43,774 --> 00:39:46,686
which dealt with one particular collector.
539
00:39:46,894 --> 00:39:51,126
How about I call the Inland Revenue
for an emergency tax audit,
540
00:39:51,334 --> 00:39:54,770
Customs and Excise
for an emergency VAT inspection,
541
00:39:54,934 --> 00:40:00,452
or, I don't know, the RSPCA
for an endangered species check?
542
00:40:00,654 --> 00:40:04,044
Would that be emergency enough for you?
543
00:40:06,534 --> 00:40:09,253
We're trying
to track down a particular collector,
544
00:40:09,414 --> 00:40:15,649
so we need a comprehensive list
of all your clients going back over 30 years.
545
00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:20,444
(MAN) It'll take a few minutes
to print out the complete list. but...
546
00:40:20,614 --> 00:40:23,174
(OPERA PLAYING)
547
00:40:29,774 --> 00:40:31,924
(BRAYS SUDDENLY)
548
00:40:35,654 --> 00:40:37,372
Have I missed something?
549
00:40:37,534 --> 00:40:41,447
Or was there a day
when all art became so...grotesque?
550
00:40:41,614 --> 00:40:46,085
- It's supposed to be soothing.
- Art has a duty to be provocative.
551
00:40:46,254 --> 00:40:50,770
I don't want to be provoked.
Ordinary life is provoking enough, thank you.
552
00:40:50,934 --> 00:40:53,926
You'd never think
she was a big art collector.
553
00:40:54,094 --> 00:40:56,210
Hidden depths, eh?
554
00:40:57,374 --> 00:41:01,447
- What about Duncan Hardy?
- He's on practically all of them.
555
00:41:01,614 --> 00:41:06,483
He was once a busy buyer.
Doesn't tell us anything, really, does it?
556
00:41:06,654 --> 00:41:08,292
What about this?
557
00:41:08,454 --> 00:41:13,482
If you want a dodgy businessman
who knew Pat the Rat, he'd fit the bill.
558
00:41:14,414 --> 00:41:18,851
- The late George Wilson.
- May God barbeque his soul.
559
00:41:19,014 --> 00:41:23,610
- Who's Wilson?
- Has er...Gerry seen this?
560
00:41:25,974 --> 00:41:28,124
What's it got to do with Gerry?
561
00:41:28,294 --> 00:41:30,603
I think you'd better talk to Bevan.
562
00:41:31,134 --> 00:41:35,252
- Bevan?
- I want Standing off this investigation.
563
00:41:35,414 --> 00:41:37,723
- Off?
- Don't advise him of this development.
564
00:41:37,894 --> 00:41:40,488
- I want him out of the loop.
- Why?
565
00:41:40,814 --> 00:41:46,013
He caN'T be TrusTed, NOT ON aNyTHINg
cONNecTed wITH GeOrge WIlsON, SeNd HIm HOme,
566
00:41:54,454 --> 00:41:57,685
(TOTTY) There we go. Abstract expressionists.
567
00:42:00,734 --> 00:42:02,292
Well?
568
00:42:06,134 --> 00:42:11,083
I don't get what it's meant to be.
Well...I can't see anything.
569
00:42:11,254 --> 00:42:16,851
Brian, remember. Less head, more heart.
It's not what you see, it's what you feel.
570
00:42:19,534 --> 00:42:22,173
- Hungry.
- No!
571
00:42:39,094 --> 00:42:40,447
Despair.
572
00:42:42,214 --> 00:42:44,967
Terrible, awful despair.
573
00:42:45,134 --> 00:42:47,284
Good. Very good.
574
00:42:49,894 --> 00:42:51,691
Totty, out.
575
00:42:57,814 --> 00:43:00,044
Brian, don't make me ask.
576
00:43:00,214 --> 00:43:04,253
George Wilson.
A career criminal with an IQ of 144.
577
00:43:04,414 --> 00:43:07,531
- Bevan?
- Well, in the early '90s,
578
00:43:07,694 --> 00:43:10,572
Wilson was the closest thing
we had to a trophy.
579
00:43:10,814 --> 00:43:15,934
Everyone wanted to nail his head above their
desk and bask in the glory, especially Bevan.
580
00:43:16,134 --> 00:43:19,444
- Bevan thought he had him?
- He did have him.
581
00:43:19,654 --> 00:43:24,125
Two lock-up garages in Stratford
full of funny money from Holland.
582
00:43:24,294 --> 00:43:29,288
For four weeks they staked out these lock-ups
without anyone coming near.
583
00:43:29,494 --> 00:43:33,806
FOur weeks, THree sHIfts a day,
Gerry IN cHarge Of B sHIft,
584
00:43:33,974 --> 00:43:37,125
N cHarge THe day THey cOllecTed THe mONey,
585
00:43:37,294 --> 00:43:41,446
This is rubbish. There was no collar!
586
00:43:41,614 --> 00:43:46,734
Bevan had us staked out in a ground floor
council flat, opposite the garages.
587
00:43:46,934 --> 00:43:53,123
Bloody stupid position. Everyone knew what we
were doing. Wilson knew every move we made.
588
00:43:53,294 --> 00:43:57,333
Anyway, we heard this screaming -
I mean really horrible screaming -
589
00:43:57,494 --> 00:44:00,531
from the flat next door, so we broke in.
590
00:44:00,694 --> 00:44:05,165
We found a girl - couldn't have been
more than 14 - bruised, cut,
591
00:44:05,334 --> 00:44:07,564
claimed she'd been raped.
592
00:44:07,734 --> 00:44:10,806
Blood was coming out of her ear, so I...
593
00:44:10,974 --> 00:44:13,852
I took her home and waited for the ambulance.
594
00:44:14,014 --> 00:44:16,972
- You left the garage unwatched?
- No.
595
00:44:17,134 --> 00:44:22,891
Bailey was supposed to be covering,
but he snuck off and the money went AWOL.
596
00:44:23,054 --> 00:44:27,252
- Bevan blamed you?
- Well...
597
00:44:27,414 --> 00:44:31,453
- I knew Wilson.
- What do you mean, you knew him?
598
00:44:31,614 --> 00:44:34,845
I had a greyhound -
actually, a couple at that time.
599
00:44:35,014 --> 00:44:42,011
They were with a trainer in Epping. Wilson
kept some dogs there as well...so I met him.
600
00:44:42,174 --> 00:44:47,487
Every now and again, owners' day
at the track or something, but that was it.
601
00:44:47,654 --> 00:44:52,284
That arsehole Bevan accused me
of taking a bung off of Wilson.
602
00:44:52,454 --> 00:44:58,370
Then he accused me of setting the girl up
and slapping her around myself.
603
00:44:58,534 --> 00:45:00,411
So I hit him.
604
00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:04,008
Of course, he charged me.
605
00:45:04,174 --> 00:45:06,972
I was scheduled for disciplinary proceedings.
606
00:45:07,134 --> 00:45:10,012
Why didn't you fight if you were innocent?
607
00:45:10,174 --> 00:45:13,484
I wasn't innocent.
I'd punched a senior officer.
608
00:45:15,574 --> 00:45:18,293
Bevan's jaw was wired for weeks.
609
00:45:19,934 --> 00:45:22,528
But you didn't take Wilson's bung?
610
00:45:25,174 --> 00:45:27,529
You think I would?
611
00:45:27,694 --> 00:45:29,013
No.
612
00:45:31,294 --> 00:45:36,891
- Look, Bevan wants you off this case.
- Bevan wants me off UCOS. What do you want?
613
00:45:38,934 --> 00:45:41,812
Just...stay away until it's all sorted.
614
00:45:41,974 --> 00:45:46,411
What, and come back
when the case is done and do what?
615
00:45:46,614 --> 00:45:51,642
- A bit of filing? Make the tea?
- I am sticking my neck out.
616
00:45:51,814 --> 00:45:55,329
If Bevan knows I'm here,
there won't even be any UCOS.
617
00:45:55,534 --> 00:45:59,607
- Now I'm supposed to be grateful!
- No, you're supposed take your macho pride,
618
00:45:59,774 --> 00:46:02,527
stick it in a box and shut up!
619
00:46:06,494 --> 00:46:09,054
What am I gonna do?
620
00:46:09,214 --> 00:46:12,445
Well, you're just suspended,
you're still on salary.
621
00:46:12,614 --> 00:46:16,892
So, do whatever it is you used to do,
622
00:46:17,054 --> 00:46:19,648
only now you get paid for it.
623
00:46:21,454 --> 00:46:26,050
(WOMAN) # He saId, ''PuT dOwN yOur TrOubles
624
00:46:27,214 --> 00:46:30,729
# ''ANd Take THese keys 'm OfferINg yOu
625
00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:37,250
# ''UNlOck THe dOOr aNd fINally be free''
626
00:46:40,934 --> 00:46:45,883
# YOu Hear my wOrds
buTyOu dON'T Heed THem #
627
00:46:47,574 --> 00:46:50,293
So, the dealer who sold the fake paintings
628
00:46:50,454 --> 00:46:55,653
and the artist who painted them
had fatal accidents within days of each other?
629
00:46:55,814 --> 00:46:59,170
The man who borrowed the painting,
Sir Stephen, is dead.
630
00:46:59,334 --> 00:47:03,532
The artist is dead.
The dealer who sold the fakes is dead.
631
00:47:03,734 --> 00:47:07,647
One buyer, Hardy, is dead.
George Wilson is dead.
632
00:47:07,814 --> 00:47:11,887
Do you ever have cases
where the suspects are still alive?
633
00:47:12,894 --> 00:47:16,091
The fire wasn't racist,
it was meant for Risk.
634
00:47:16,254 --> 00:47:20,645
I wouldn't worry about him.
No, he'll be having a great time.
635
00:47:20,854 --> 00:47:23,766
- Down the boozer.
- In the bookie's.
636
00:47:23,934 --> 00:47:25,686
Getting paid.
637
00:47:27,214 --> 00:47:31,287
He IsN'TpININg
fOr sOme crappy case Of fOrged paINTINgs,
638
00:47:32,734 --> 00:47:36,010
(TOTTY) STOleN paINTINgs
are greaT busINess fOr fOrgers,
639
00:47:36,174 --> 00:47:38,893
T's THe THrIll Of OwNINg sOmeTHINg famOus,
640
00:47:39,094 --> 00:47:43,133
If someone buys a known stolen painting
and it turns out to be fake,
641
00:47:43,414 --> 00:47:45,530
they can hardly complain to the police.
642
00:47:45,694 --> 00:47:49,733
So they get a sick little thrill
and all they've got is a fake.
643
00:47:49,934 --> 00:47:53,847
What are they going to do?
These aren't scary tough guys.
644
00:47:54,054 --> 00:47:56,204
George Wilson was.
645
00:48:03,414 --> 00:48:06,406
- Thank you. You not having one?
- No.
646
00:48:07,774 --> 00:48:09,366
- Do you paint?
- No.
647
00:48:11,694 --> 00:48:15,607
- Why would a young guy paint pictures?
- It was his father.
648
00:48:15,814 --> 00:48:20,092
- He was a painter?
- No. Just a complete bastard.
649
00:48:20,294 --> 00:48:23,127
I see. And that made Ciaran...
650
00:48:24,374 --> 00:48:29,926
- What do you want?
- I just wanted to see some of Ciaran's art,
651
00:48:30,094 --> 00:48:34,087
- get some feel of who he was, soak up...
- No, you don't.
652
00:48:36,134 --> 00:48:37,886
No, I don't.
653
00:48:38,934 --> 00:48:42,563
I think someone tried to hurt him.
I want to catch them.
654
00:48:42,734 --> 00:48:45,453
Why? Because you care about Ciaran?
655
00:48:45,614 --> 00:48:51,405
Because you care about art? Because you want
to help a mother through her grief?
656
00:48:51,614 --> 00:48:53,605
No, none of those.
657
00:48:55,574 --> 00:48:59,249
It's what I do. I catch villains.
658
00:48:59,414 --> 00:49:02,850
I like catching villains.
It makes me feel good.
659
00:49:09,534 --> 00:49:13,288
This was his graduation show
from the Royal College of Art.
660
00:49:13,454 --> 00:49:18,164
- Oh, I see.
- We had drinks by the Albert Memorial.
661
00:49:18,334 --> 00:49:22,293
- Very classy.
- Yes, interesting.
662
00:49:22,454 --> 00:49:25,366
So everybody in this book was...
663
00:49:28,134 --> 00:49:30,443
..in the same year?
664
00:50:03,814 --> 00:50:06,009
(MUSIC FROM BIZET'S ''CARMEN'')
665
00:50:38,814 --> 00:50:41,203
It's one of my palace perks.
666
00:50:41,374 --> 00:50:47,165
These rooms are kept for visiting dignitaries,
to entertain after the opera.
667
00:50:51,414 --> 00:50:55,293
And this cognac is older than America.
668
00:51:01,534 --> 00:51:04,367
Just...let it breathe first.
669
00:51:06,734 --> 00:51:09,373
Then you breathe in its aroma.
670
00:51:16,334 --> 00:51:20,452
That sip has waited patiently
for hundreds of years,
671
00:51:22,094 --> 00:51:25,769
maturing, improving...
672
00:51:25,974 --> 00:51:30,092
waiting just to meet your tongue...
and dazzle it.
673
00:51:32,494 --> 00:51:33,813
It's dazzled.
674
00:51:37,494 --> 00:51:39,485
Look here.
675
00:51:41,934 --> 00:51:45,483
This was kept in a monastery near Florence.
676
00:51:45,694 --> 00:51:48,652
Pilgrims would travel hundreds of miles...
677
00:51:50,374 --> 00:51:53,093
..just to gaze on the face of the Madonna.
678
00:51:53,254 --> 00:51:56,530
Often they would faint
at the sight of her beauty.
679
00:51:58,254 --> 00:52:03,487
To be so afflicted by the sight of beauty,
to die in its presence...
680
00:52:06,654 --> 00:52:08,724
..is a great honour.
681
00:52:10,694 --> 00:52:17,213
You are so lucky to live a life
that revolves around such beautiful things.
682
00:52:17,414 --> 00:52:19,484
Yes, I am.
683
00:52:21,974 --> 00:52:25,489
But I don't just see beauty in art.
684
00:52:26,894 --> 00:52:31,888
Why did you lie...about knowing Ciaran Risk?
685
00:52:36,214 --> 00:52:41,607
You shared a diploma show with him.
You studied together for four years.
686
00:52:50,654 --> 00:52:55,648
There are tiny moments...in everyone's life,
687
00:52:55,814 --> 00:52:59,602
precise, poignant moments,
688
00:52:59,774 --> 00:53:03,323
when...everything crystallises...
689
00:53:05,094 --> 00:53:07,403
..crackles with tension...
690
00:53:09,014 --> 00:53:13,326
When you know
that the next words out of your mouth
691
00:53:13,494 --> 00:53:19,330
will determine...all manner of things.
692
00:53:21,214 --> 00:53:22,852
The future.
693
00:53:26,014 --> 00:53:28,687
This is one of those moments, isn't it?
694
00:53:41,574 --> 00:53:46,932
What I did was harmless,
just creative counterfeits.
695
00:53:48,214 --> 00:53:50,364
It's only art.
696
00:53:51,534 --> 00:53:54,890
Just...bits of canvas, splashes of paint.
697
00:53:55,094 --> 00:54:00,327
It's just ego, convention, snobbery.
698
00:54:00,534 --> 00:54:02,411
It's a silly game.
699
00:54:04,174 --> 00:54:06,563
Not to George Wilson.
700
00:54:06,734 --> 00:54:09,202
He was a thug.
701
00:54:09,374 --> 00:54:14,971
He didn't understand the game.
He took it way too seriously.
702
00:54:15,614 --> 00:54:17,969
And people died.
703
00:54:19,934 --> 00:54:21,731
Yes, they did.
704
00:54:23,454 --> 00:54:26,287
- But I...
- I really enjoyed tonight.
705
00:54:26,494 --> 00:54:30,089
- Oh, so did I. You are...
- The opera was wonderful.
706
00:54:30,254 --> 00:54:35,965
I was lost, away, transported
to another time, another place, even.
707
00:54:36,134 --> 00:54:38,329
Excellent. You deserve...
708
00:54:38,494 --> 00:54:40,485
Now, I'm sorry...
709
00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:43,925
Oh, please.
Please don't say you're going home.
710
00:54:44,134 --> 00:54:46,568
No, I'm not going.
711
00:54:48,334 --> 00:54:49,926
Good.
712
00:54:51,694 --> 00:54:53,844
I'm going to arrest you.
713
00:54:58,894 --> 00:55:03,604
- So, softly, softly.
- Exactly. We talked about a blanket.
714
00:55:03,774 --> 00:55:07,813
- Tucking in the corners.
- No dirty laundry hanging out to dry.
715
00:55:07,974 --> 00:55:12,570
Sir Timothy claimed that Sir Stephen had been
borrowing the Queen's pictures, faking them
716
00:55:12,734 --> 00:55:15,294
and then flogging the fakes as stolen art.
717
00:55:15,494 --> 00:55:18,486
But Sir Stephen didn't fake the pictures.
718
00:55:18,654 --> 00:55:21,009
- Good.
- Sir Timothy did.
719
00:55:21,214 --> 00:55:25,492
The fakes were painted
by a known activist and sold to collectors
720
00:55:25,654 --> 00:55:29,613
through an exceedingly reputable
and thoroughly bent gallery in Mayfair.
721
00:55:29,774 --> 00:55:32,129
- Ah.
- The borrowing soon stopped.
722
00:55:32,334 --> 00:55:36,805
- Yes.
- Because Sir Timothy had to steal one,
723
00:55:36,974 --> 00:55:42,287
being terrified that one of the duped clients
was going to chop him into tiny pieces.
724
00:55:42,454 --> 00:55:45,491
George Wilson. Ring a bell?
725
00:55:45,694 --> 00:55:51,212
Wilson, realising his painting was dodgy,
had the gallery owner mowed down
726
00:55:51,374 --> 00:55:54,730
and burned the hands off the artist
who painted the fakes.
727
00:55:54,934 --> 00:55:59,052
Sir Timothy was the next,
unless he replaced the fake stolen painting
728
00:55:59,214 --> 00:56:03,207
with the real stolen painting,
which of course, he eagerly did.
729
00:56:03,374 --> 00:56:08,084
So, so far, we've got theft, fraud, arson,
attempted murder...
730
00:56:08,254 --> 00:56:10,688
- Twice.
- Then there's lying to the police.
731
00:56:10,894 --> 00:56:12,885
Attempting to pervert the course of justice.
732
00:56:13,054 --> 00:56:15,124
Misappropriation of funds.
733
00:56:15,334 --> 00:56:19,088
- Theft of national assets.
- Tampering with evidence.
734
00:56:19,294 --> 00:56:21,046
Treason?
735
00:56:21,214 --> 00:56:25,048
Oh, and George Wilson's widow
still has a few million quid's worth
736
00:56:25,214 --> 00:56:28,490
of Her Majesty's art collection
hanging over her fireplace.
737
00:56:28,694 --> 00:56:30,366
It's all in there.
738
00:56:31,734 --> 00:56:33,725
Painting looks nice.
739
00:56:33,894 --> 00:56:36,772
- That's the thing about art, it's so...
- Restful.
740
00:56:36,934 --> 00:56:39,892
- Refreshing.
- Emotional.
741
00:56:40,054 --> 00:56:41,726
Uplifting.
742
00:56:43,574 --> 00:56:45,565
(LAUGHTER)
743
00:56:45,774 --> 00:56:48,368
Well, I've got to go. Bye-bye.
744
00:56:48,534 --> 00:56:51,128
See you around.
745
00:56:51,334 --> 00:56:53,211
Bye, love.
746
00:56:54,374 --> 00:56:57,730
Thank you.
I learnt such a lot working with you.
747
00:56:57,894 --> 00:56:59,691
Come here.
748
00:57:02,054 --> 00:57:06,252
Look, I'm really sorry about,
you know, at first, being so negative...
749
00:57:06,414 --> 00:57:09,167
- No, you were great.
- It's just art is like...
750
00:57:09,334 --> 00:57:13,088
No, seriously, really. I'm your biggest fan.
751
00:57:16,534 --> 00:57:18,968
- Take care, Totty.
- Bye-bye.
752
00:57:20,174 --> 00:57:23,450
- Bye.
- Ta-ta, Tots. You look after yourself.
753
00:57:23,614 --> 00:57:26,082
- Take care. Bye.
- (EVERYONE) Bye.
754
00:57:26,254 --> 00:57:28,688
Good bird, eh? Same again?
755
00:57:28,894 --> 00:57:31,362
- (JACK) Wouldn't say no.
- Same again.
756
00:57:33,174 --> 00:57:35,165
I am so proud of you.
757
00:57:36,174 --> 00:57:40,486
- For finding the link between Risk and...?
- No, for what you've done.
758
00:57:40,654 --> 00:57:43,726
Growing up a bit and selling your car.
759
00:57:43,894 --> 00:57:47,807
- Jack told me about the money and the buggy.
- Oh, did he?
760
00:57:47,974 --> 00:57:52,604
It's terrific that you sacrificed something
you care a lot about for your grandchild.
761
00:57:52,814 --> 00:57:56,489
- I didn't spend it all on the buggy.
- It's still a very mature...
762
00:57:56,654 --> 00:58:02,809
No, I put most of it on the 12 horse.
Bit of an outsider, but if it comes in...
763
00:58:02,974 --> 00:58:04,965
You've done what?!
764
00:58:07,174 --> 00:58:13,010
- He's only gone and stuck it all on a horse.
- He's what? What, now?
765
00:58:13,174 --> 00:58:17,565
(BRIAN) The yellow one's coming home.
(JACK) There's a chance here.
766
00:58:17,734 --> 00:58:20,567
- Come on!
- Go on, my son!
767
00:58:46,014 --> 00:58:49,051
# Well, IT's all rIGHT
768
00:58:49,214 --> 00:58:51,853
# EveN If yOu're Old aNd grey, yeaH
769
00:58:52,014 --> 00:58:54,847
# Well, IT's all rIGHT
770
00:58:55,014 --> 00:58:56,891
# STIll yOu gOT sOmeTHINg TO say
771
00:58:57,054 --> 00:59:00,126
# Well, IT's all rIGHT
772
00:59:00,294 --> 00:59:02,808
# EveN If THey say yOu're wrONg
773
00:59:02,974 --> 00:59:05,772
# Well, IT's all rIGHT
774
00:59:05,934 --> 00:59:08,209
# SOmeTImes yOu gOTTa be sTrONg
775
00:59:10,574 --> 00:59:13,611
# Maybe sOmewHere dOwN THe rOad a way
776
00:59:13,774 --> 00:59:15,890
# AT THe eNd Of THe lINe
777
00:59:16,054 --> 00:59:19,251
# YOu'll THINk Of me aNd wONder wHere am
778
00:59:19,414 --> 00:59:21,052
# AT THe eNd Of THe lINe
779
00:59:21,214 --> 00:59:24,923
# Maybe sOmewHere dOwN THe rOad,,, #
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