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♪♪
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[Quill]
You're a funny dude, Dad.
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I just about died laughing
when I heard you want me
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to help you steal
the Cosmic Seed.
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For the second time.
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I will not have
this outrageous slander
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in these chambers, Peter.
Guards!
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[grunting]
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This is an unmitigated act
of war with Asgard!
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There will only be peace
when we have wiped Spartax
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from the face of the galaxy!
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So, J'Son of Spartax
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plundered the Cosmic Seed
from Asgard?
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[Fandral]
Yet somehow
he hid the deed
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from your all-seeing eyes,
Heimdall.
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The thief's cunning
is of little concern, Fandral.
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What matters
is our retaliation.
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Agreed, Hogun. It shall
be swift and merciless.
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Perfect.
Did you say something, Loki?
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Oh, just that it's, um,
perfectly appalling
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how the Spartax king has
insulted our very honor.
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For that, the wrath of Asgard
shall descend upon his world.
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[Heimdall and Fandral]
For Asgard!
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Aye, brother Thor,
then let only the mightiest
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of Asgard's warriors carry out
this mission of justice.
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Our bold-hearted
sister Angela,
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grim Hogun,
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dashing Fandral,
and of course,
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Heimdall, the very eyes
and ears of Asgard.
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Bringing our trusted Sentry
into battle
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makes strategic sense.
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But who will protect the realm?
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Fear not, brother.
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I will hold down Asgard
in your absence.
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Then it is decided.
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Today, Spartax falls.
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As will you, dear brother.
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If all goes according to plan.
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[Rocket]
Congrats, dummy.
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You just started the biggest war
in galactic history.
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And I'm gonna stop it.
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[groaning]
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Yeah, good luck
with that, Quill.
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[groaning]
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Come on.
Ten more minutes, Ma.
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[snickering]
Now stick it up his nose.
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[both laughing]
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I am Groot.
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Cease this foolishness,
Rocket.
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A punch to the stomach
is a much more
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effective means
of awakening Quill.
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[J'Son]
Attention, brave warriors
and citizens of Spartax.
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[gasps]
Wha-- What?
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Or a speech from his dad,
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which is worse than a punch
to the stomach.
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[J'Son]
Decades ago,
Asgard accused your king
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of stealing their Cosmic Seed,
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bringing our realms
to the brink of war.
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I refuted that charge
and have been striving
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for peace ever since.
[crowd murmuring]
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But the Asgardians
clearly want war
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and will cling to any excuse,
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no matter how feeble,
to wage it.
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So, let them come!
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And we will fight until every
last Asgardian has fallen!
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Every time he opens his mouth,
nothing but lies pour out.
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What kind of bottom-feeding
scum-sucker does that?
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[sighs]
Looked in the mirror lately?
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[Victoria]
Guard, open the cell.
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Ah, Victoria.
Sis! You got my message.
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We so need--
[groaning]
[grunting]
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How could you accuse
our father of being a thief
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in front
of the Galactic Council?
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What did you think would happen?
[groaning]
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What he always
thinks'll happen,
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everybody cheerin'
his name.
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Girls swooning at his feet.
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And a big dance number
at the end.
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And yet that
has never happened.
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[strained voice]
Just hear me out.
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[choking, coughing]
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I've got proof that Thor's
brother stole the Cosmic Seed.
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But I thought J'Son
was to blame.
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Okay, technically
he did steal it first,
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but then Loki
snatched it from him,
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which makes my dad
totally innocent.
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Or at least not as guilty.
Sort of.
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Now I understand.
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Actually, I do not.
But that story annoys me
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and I have no desire
to hear it again.
[groans]
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This "proof,"
show it to me.
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Okay, I don't have it
right this second,
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but I found a recording
on Dad's ship.
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The one we let fly off
to who-knows-where
with your ex-girlfriends?
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As it happens,
I made a recording
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of the recording
on my helmet.
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But it was confiscated before
I could play it for the Council.
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If Father knows the truth
and has the evidence,
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then why not use it
to prevent war?
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I am Groot.
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He's right.
Sounds like your pops
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wants to duke it out
with Asgard.
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[thunder cracking]
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Victoria, please.
Let us out.
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If I'm wrong, then we're
the least of your problems.
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But if I'm right,
you'll be saving innocent lives.
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I don't have time
for nonsense, Peter.
[grunting]
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Asgard is attacking
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and I need to defend my home.
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My people!
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Okay, good talk.
Let's do it again soon.
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Oh, wait, we can't
'cause we're doomed.
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Not as long as my baby sis
believes in me.
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A little something she tucked
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in my pocket on her way out.
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[mechanical beeping]
Huh?
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[groans]
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[both grunting]
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[creaking]
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Who wants presents?
I'm buyin'!
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This is not
a shopping spree.
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We grab our gear,
get to the Milano,
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and bring the evidence
to Victoria.
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[groans]
Do you ever get tired
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of suckin' the joy
out of life?
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[Victoria]
The enemy approaches.
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Hold fire until my command.
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[thunder rumbling]
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[Victoria]
Is this some bizarre
Asgardian joke?
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A single open ship
and a handful of warriors
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to take on
an entire Spartax armada?
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Destroyer Armor.
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Attack!
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All Spartax forces,
regroup and return fire!
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For Asgard!
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[all shouting]
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[grunting]
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[screaming]
[grunts]
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Ha-ha!
[grunts]
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[groans, gasps]
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[shouting]
[screaming]
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Let's hope the Milano's still
in the hangar where we left it.
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Going somewhere, son?
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You can't stop us,
old man.
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[gun charging]
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You disappoint me.
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Let me show you
the true power of Spartax.
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[grunts]
[all groaning]
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[all coughing]
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Nice one, Dad.
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How come you never taught me
that trick?
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There's a lot
I never taught you.
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[groaning]
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You guys take the Mechs while
I deal with dear old Dad.
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[chuckles] I was afraid
you'd never ask. Whoa!
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Much as I'm lovin'
this father-son time,
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how 'bout we
do something else?
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Like stop the Asgardians
from attacking your people?
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I didn't start this war,
that was your doing.
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But I will finish it.
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[both groaning]
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[groans]
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[sighs]
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Well, that was fun.
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[grunts]
[groans]
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Get to the Milano.
I got this.
[groans]
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You really do have much to learn
about mastering the elements.
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Yeah? Well, Mom always said
I was a quick study.
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But hey, I wouldn't expect you
to know that.
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[groans]
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Not after bailing
on your wife and kid,
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never once looking back!
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Flying across the galaxy
to fight a war
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you started
in the first place!
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[groaning, gasps]
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[groaning]
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You talk too much, son.
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Just like your mother.
[gasps]
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[screaming, groans]
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Beats me what
she ever saw in you.
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[Loki]
Is anything sweeter
than finally
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claiming what
is rightfully yours?
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With all due respect, Lo--
[clears throat]
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My King, may I ask
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what happens
when Thor returns?
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Sadly, my brother
won't be coming back.
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Ever.
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But fear not,
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for a glorious
new era is upon us.
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[grunts]
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The Son of Odin shall revel
in glorious victory this day.
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As shall his daughter!
[grunts]
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[gasps]
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[grunts]
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As shall his loyal warriors!
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[gasps]
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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[grunting]
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[shouts]
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[grunting]
[groans]
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I expected more
from the Commander
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of the Spartax Royal Guard.
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Then "more"
you shall receive.
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[both grunting]
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[laughing]
Be sure to inform me
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when you are ready to begin.
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[grunts]
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You there, halt!
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Listen to me.
You can either fight us,
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or fight to defend
your home world.
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In my opinion, the latter
is more honorable.
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I am Groot.
[screaming]
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[chuckles]
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[groans]
Show off.
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[groaning]
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[both grunting, groaning]
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[coughing]
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Enough of this, old man.
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Your kingdom's suffering
for no good reason.
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'Cause I've got proof
that Loki took the Cosmic Seed.
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[J'Son]
Are you certain of that?
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[beeping]
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You deleted it?
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How could I delete something
that never existed
in the first place?
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[groans]
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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[panting]
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After all these years
of trying to keep the peace,
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you actually want this war?
Why?
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Because this time
I know I can win.
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What do you mean
"this time"?
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[groans]
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[groans]
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This is what we do, Peter.
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We're thieves,
you and I.
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We take things,
by any means necessary.
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The Cosmic Seed, Asgard...
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How about my life?
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You took that when you hired
a space pirate to kidnap me.
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To raise you and shape you
into a worthy heir.
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Forget it. I am not gonna
be part of your lies!
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[screaming]
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Peter!
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You called, Dad?
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Just out of curiosity, Quill,
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when you let go
of that ledge...
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What was your plan?
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After falling?
Didn't really have one.
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Good thing we were
trackin' the signal
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from your helmet.
Otherwise...
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I am Groot.
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Yeah, thanks.
I owe you one.
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You sound displeased.
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Are you not grateful
to be alive?
257
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:15,923
Totally. It's just that
without the recording of Loki,
258
00:13:15,916 --> 00:13:17,676
we don't have a way
to stop this war.
259
00:13:17,677 --> 00:13:20,257
[Rocket]
So why don't we just cut
our losses and leave?
260
00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:22,340
Let Spartax and Asgard
slug it out.
261
00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:25,483
Because I'm not like my dad.
262
00:13:25,475 --> 00:13:26,845
I don't run out on family.
263
00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:32,770
[grunting]
[groaning]
264
00:13:32,772 --> 00:13:36,442
Ah, this "game"
has grown tiresome.
265
00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:38,146
[grunts]
266
00:13:42,442 --> 00:13:44,282
Asgardian coward!
267
00:13:44,284 --> 00:13:46,954
A true warrior
never runs from battle!
268
00:14:09,269 --> 00:14:12,519
Bam! Big bro to the rescue.
269
00:14:14,564 --> 00:14:17,364
[Gamora]
Great. Now who's
gonna rescue us?
270
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:26,953
The Destroyer Armor?
That's awesome!
271
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,541
[all groaning]
272
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:34,292
I am the one true Destroyer!
273
00:14:34,294 --> 00:14:35,844
And I do not believe
that word "awesome"
274
00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:37,335
means what
you think it does.
275
00:14:37,337 --> 00:14:39,257
Well, think again, D-Man.
276
00:14:39,259 --> 00:14:42,049
The Armor records everything
it "sees," remember?
277
00:14:42,052 --> 00:14:45,102
And we know we can use my helmet
to access its memory.
278
00:14:45,095 --> 00:14:47,885
I am Groot.
279
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,557
So you think the Destroyer
recorded Loki
280
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,850
stealing the Cosmic Seed
back from your pops.
281
00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:55,782
All we gotta do is retrieve
the recording. Easy.
282
00:14:55,775 --> 00:14:58,315
Groot, let's take
a little ride.
283
00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:01,610
[Quill]
Good luck, guys.
284
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:05,493
Oh, and try to bring
my helmet back
285
00:15:05,485 --> 00:15:06,735
in one piece, Rocket.
Whoo-hoo!
286
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,580
[grunting]
287
00:15:15,035 --> 00:15:17,535
Establishing uplink... now.
288
00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:22,801
[Rocket gagging]
289
00:15:22,802 --> 00:15:26,102
Your helmet smells like
human morning breath, Quill.
290
00:15:26,096 --> 00:15:28,046
How come I gotta
access the info?
291
00:15:28,048 --> 00:15:31,428
I'm gonna go and try
to talk some sense into Thor.
292
00:15:33,263 --> 00:15:37,153
Right. I mean,
what could go wrong there?
293
00:15:39,059 --> 00:15:40,319
[groans]
294
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,400
Thor, you gotta
call off the attack.
295
00:15:43,403 --> 00:15:45,783
Intruder.
Yield, Heimdall.
296
00:15:45,775 --> 00:15:48,485
This whole war's a set-up
and I've got proof.
297
00:15:48,488 --> 00:15:50,778
Show it to me.
298
00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:53,620
Okay, I don't have it
like, right this second,
299
00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:55,463
but I will get it.
Soon.
300
00:15:58,578 --> 00:16:01,128
I believe it's time
to commence
301
00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:04,081
the next phase of my plan.
302
00:16:06,546 --> 00:16:08,886
Uh, this can't be good.
303
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,814
Hey! Where do you think
you're going, tin can?
304
00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:26,703
[Thor]
The Destroyer.
There must be a malfunction.
305
00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:29,606
Good to know. I'd hate to think
that turning your own weapon
306
00:16:29,609 --> 00:16:32,449
on your own ship
was part of the plan.
307
00:16:37,117 --> 00:16:38,617
I got this!
308
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,797
Your weapon
is clearly inadequate.
309
00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:51,549
Wait! My buddy's
on that armor.
310
00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:53,721
[grunts]
[screaming]
311
00:16:55,845 --> 00:16:59,135
C'mon, load faster!
312
00:17:02,942 --> 00:17:04,562
[gasps]
Ahh!
313
00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:08,414
That small hairy creature,
he is one of yours.
314
00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:10,358
You turned
the Armor against us.
315
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,860
No. No, not true.
316
00:17:11,861 --> 00:17:13,651
The Guardians are
the enemies of Asgard
317
00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:16,123
and must be destroyed.
[groaning]
318
00:17:16,116 --> 00:17:17,456
No, you got it all wrong!
319
00:17:17,457 --> 00:17:19,657
[grunting]
[groaning]
320
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,843
[both grunting]
321
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,877
[grunting]
Guessing this isn't
a social call.
322
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,590
[grunts]
323
00:17:34,474 --> 00:17:36,984
I do not know what
they teach you on Asgard,
324
00:17:36,976 --> 00:17:40,016
but uninvited guests
are never welcome!
325
00:17:40,019 --> 00:17:43,639
Okay, think about it.
If I could control
that hunka junk,
326
00:17:43,643 --> 00:17:45,063
why would I want it
to open fire
327
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,074
when I'm standing
right next to you?
328
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,896
Loki's the mastermind.
329
00:17:48,898 --> 00:17:51,188
He's giving the orders.
I've seen it before!
330
00:17:51,191 --> 00:17:54,191
Aye, it does seem
like something
331
00:17:54,194 --> 00:17:56,874
the Prince of Lies
would do.
332
00:17:56,866 --> 00:17:59,866
And something
a Spartaxian would do.
[groans]
333
00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:02,539
Wait, wait, wait!
I've got an idea
how to prove
334
00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:04,702
I'm telling the truth.
Just hear me out.
335
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,380
No. No, no!
[shouting]
336
00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:18,136
[both groaning]
337
00:18:27,227 --> 00:18:29,777
Quill!
Noo!
338
00:18:29,779 --> 00:18:31,729
[Fandral and Angela]
Thor!
339
00:18:39,909 --> 00:18:44,829
[J'Son]
Brave warriors of Spartax,
the enemy is faltering.
340
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:48,924
Seize this moment
and victory shall be ours!
341
00:18:48,918 --> 00:18:52,248
Ho, ho. Now is that
really necessary, J'Son?
342
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,223
I warn you, Loki.
343
00:18:55,215 --> 00:18:57,715
Blink wrong and you will
cease to exist.
344
00:18:57,717 --> 00:19:00,467
First of all,
"old friend,"
345
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:05,320
it's All-Father Loki,
ruler of Asgard
and the Nine Realms.
346
00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:07,185
And you need not worry,
347
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:11,477
for I come seeking
an immediate ceasefire.
348
00:19:11,481 --> 00:19:15,781
Conflict and bloodshed
will destroy both our kingdoms.
349
00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:18,535
Peace is the only solution.
[crowd murmuring]
350
00:19:18,538 --> 00:19:22,278
It is what my late brother Thor
would have wanted.
351
00:19:22,282 --> 00:19:25,632
And if anyone is responsible
for this terrible war
352
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:28,045
between Asgard and Spartax
353
00:19:28,047 --> 00:19:29,837
and the loss of my only son,
354
00:19:29,839 --> 00:19:33,209
it is the so-called
Guardians of the Galaxy.
355
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,923
What did we do?
356
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,764
Nothin'. That's what.
357
00:19:36,756 --> 00:19:38,756
And I got the goods
to prove it.
358
00:19:38,758 --> 00:19:40,798
See, I accessed
the Destroyer's archives
359
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,760
for a little blast
from your past.
360
00:19:42,762 --> 00:19:45,142
Sure, we all know
J'Son of Spartax
361
00:19:45,144 --> 00:19:47,314
stole the Cosmic Seed
from Asgard.
362
00:19:47,307 --> 00:19:49,647
But guess who stole it back?
363
00:19:54,274 --> 00:19:58,454
Yeah, that's right,
Prince of Lies. Busted.
[crowd yelling]
364
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:02,158
Yes. Bravo.
365
00:20:02,161 --> 00:20:04,161
Well played.
366
00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:06,003
But who cares?
367
00:20:05,995 --> 00:20:09,035
I specifically orchestrated
a war to eliminate
368
00:20:09,038 --> 00:20:11,088
my brother
and take over Asgard.
369
00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:13,540
Which I have done,
so I hereby
370
00:20:13,543 --> 00:20:15,973
pardon myself
for all wrongdoings.
371
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,885
[Thor]
Pity you have no authority
to do so.
372
00:20:18,888 --> 00:20:22,048
[Drax]
Quill, you are not dead?
[crowd cheering]
373
00:20:22,051 --> 00:20:24,841
So, we took a dive
to make you admit the truth.
374
00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:26,984
My idea.
375
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,646
I would never conceive
of such a devious plan.
376
00:20:29,649 --> 00:20:32,019
But I cannot argue
with the results.
377
00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:34,021
What can I say?
It's a gift.
378
00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:36,203
Take him into custody!
379
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,277
This is outrageous!
380
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:42,619
Not only does Asgard owe us
an apology for this deception,
381
00:20:42,622 --> 00:20:46,252
but it must pay for the damage
caused to our kingdom!
382
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,245
[crowd murmuring]
Not so fast there, Daddy-O.
383
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,538
After all these years of tryin'
to keep the peace,
384
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,581
you actually want this war?
385
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:56,883
Why?
Because this time
I know I can win.
386
00:20:59,469 --> 00:21:02,089
[groans]
Do not test me, Father.
387
00:21:02,091 --> 00:21:04,591
I will do what I have to.
388
00:21:04,594 --> 00:21:06,854
I understand, my dear.
389
00:21:06,846 --> 00:21:08,846
And so must I.
390
00:21:08,848 --> 00:21:10,098
[beeps]
391
00:21:10,099 --> 00:21:12,229
[crowd murmuring]
392
00:21:12,231 --> 00:21:14,651
[Thanos]
J'Son of Spartax.
393
00:21:16,155 --> 00:21:19,655
Thanos?
But how? Why?
394
00:21:19,659 --> 00:21:22,109
I told you I knew
I could win.
395
00:21:22,111 --> 00:21:24,491
You summon Thanos.
396
00:21:24,494 --> 00:21:27,964
Then Thanos will end all.
397
00:21:27,957 --> 00:21:30,167
[laughing]
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