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Good news, mon amie.
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We just sublet Kyle's
apartment to a fellow artist.
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Listen to the story now.
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(Roni) 'Alright, this next one goes
out to Boo Bear from Sweet Pea.'
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'Boo Bear, you must
be truly loved'
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'because this is the fifth song'
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'your lady has
requested tonight.'
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'Oh, and, Sweet Pea..'
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'Girl, put that phone down
and get with your man.'
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I did.
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Half an hour later, we were
requesting "Love Hangover."
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‐ Mmm. ‐ Yes, we were..
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No girl, it was more
like two hours.
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And the song was, "Didn't I
blow your mind this time."
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‐ Oh, shh, hush up now! ‐ Ooh..
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‐ Hush up now. Hush up now. ‐ 'Wait, wait.
One minute.'
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Roni D from WNKW is moving in
and nobody ran it past me?
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Well, we also had
pancakes with breakfast.
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Should we have cleared
that with you too, mother?
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I'm, I'm just saying.
It's a small brownstone.
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We can't help but be all up
in each other's business.
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I mean, how you know this
girl is gonna fit in?
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[knock on door]
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Why don't you ask her?
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Inviting her over already?
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‐ Khadijah James? ‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ Roni De Santos. ‐ Hi.
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Can I just tell you
that "Flavor" magazine
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changed my life.
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[chuckles]
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Would you look at her, girl?
Come on in.
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Didn't I tell you
she'd fit right in?
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Right?
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Ooh in a 90s kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ What ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life gets
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my home girls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue ♪
♪ It's tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ What you want ♪
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♪ No free position ♪
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♪ Ha‐aa ♪
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Mmm.
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Mm..
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I don't know what tastes better.
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These grapes or your fingers.
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Well, I'm almost out of grapes.
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So, feel free to nip.
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Mm.
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I have missed you so
much, cutie‐pootie.
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Well, I'm here now, baby.
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What do you say we
make up for lost time?
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Mm‐hmm.
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Khadijah, wake up! We gotta go!
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Wake up. Wake up! C'mon! We gotta go.
We gotta go.
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Stop!
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Damn!
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Damn! Scooter was just
about to kiss me.
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Yeah, well. Pillows
don't have lips, baby.
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Let's go. C'mon.
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I don't know why it is I
always dream about him.
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I ain't seen him ever since
we broke off our engagement.
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But yet, every time..
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Every time I fall asleep
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we're making waves
in some hot tub.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Look, I'm getting you
ready for the weekend.
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Check‐in's at 4 o'clock.
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And they're predicting
a snowstorm.
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"Vishnu's new age weekend.
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Explore the greatest mystery
of the universe. You."
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Yup. Peace and quiet.
Spirituality..
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All that crap.
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I ain't going to no.. Um..
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I ain't going to
no kook fest, yo.
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I'm spending my weekend
right on this couch.
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Having freaky dreams that
scare the hell out of me.
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You know, I am always
there for you.
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Now it's time for you
to do something for me.
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Remember that Jesus
guy I defended?
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Well, he threw my
life out of whack.
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And now I need to go
find my life's purpose
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damn it.
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Well, I'm dressed for
it, I might as well go.
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Hey! What's going on? Where're we going?
What's happenin'?
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Khadijah and I are going
on a New Age retreat.
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You can, uh, water our plants.
Let's go.
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Oh!
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You know, I just
moved downstairs.
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I didn't move out
of your lives, I..
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Oh, please.
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Alright, you can
go, you big baby.
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Oh, I didn't know you had
your own little tool set.
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‐ Yeah, yeah. ‐ What are they?
Fisher‐Price?
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[laughs]
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Look, just 'cause I don't have
a shiny red box to keep 'em in
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does not mean that I
don't have skills.
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No bro, it's pronounced shkills.
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Mm! My first house warming gift.
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So, when do I get the rest of the bike?
Christmas?
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Nah, not if he's fixing it.
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Uh, yo, Trip.
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Like you to meet
our new neighbor.
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This is Roni De‐‐.
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De Santos.
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You're the new neighbor?
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You live here too?
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I mean, uh.. Hi. How are you?
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Uh, what was the question?
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I don't know. I, I have to go.
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Umm, my bananas, you know,
they're getting cold.
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Bye.
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Uh‐huh. Uh, just a guess, bro.
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But, uh, you two seen
each other naked?
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Che‐check it, check it.
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Six months ago, I won this
contest on WNKW radio. Right?
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It was, sing an original song
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and win a evening of dinner
and dancing with Roni D.
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‐ Right. ‐ Man the
next thing I know..
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We're back in my crib doing
the six‐inch stride.
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Hmm.
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Yeah, beats the hell out of
winning a pair of vise grips
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in the Mr. Fix It competition.
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Yeah, but‐but dig it.
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The next day, I send her a
dozen roses, long stem.
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A‐a‐and you know
what she sends me?
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A note saying, uh, "Good luck
on your future endeavors."
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Enjoy your free WNKW
bumper sticker."
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Hm. Damn, you got played.
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But, you know.. Hey, I'm cool!
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I mean, you know, that's on her.
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I‐I‐I mean, she's the one
missing out on all this, right?
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‐ Right? ‐ Yeah.
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‐ Thought so. ‐ Mm‐hmm.
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I'm gonna go ahead and go
home and get cleaned up.
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‐ Alright. ‐ Later, man.
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‐ Uh, yo, Trip. ‐ Yo,
what's up, dawg?
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Um, you live in, in there.
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[laughs]
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Yeah, yeah.
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[bell rings]
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(Vishnu) Welcome! I'm Vishnu!
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The past life workshop
is about to begin.
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You know, they're not
getting me up there.
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Remember when y'all
hypnotized me
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at that frat party?
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You had me paintin' my
face with guacamole
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and singin' a show tune.
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Is that all you remember?
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Good.
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Now, this is the hardest part.
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Finding a brave
soul that's willing
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to expose their spiritual
nakedness to strings.
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I'm here.
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Expose me.
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Focus... on the crystal.
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[exhales]
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Breathe deeply.
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[inhales]
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Clear your mind..
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And get off my foot.
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Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry, sorry.
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Alright, Maxine.
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I'm gonna now take you back
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through the birth canal
to your past lives.
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Each time you hear the bell
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you will travel to another life.
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So, fasten your
spiritual safety belts.
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[bell rings]
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[growls]
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[speaking in foreign language]
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(Max) 'Whoa!'
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Oh, junk. Max was
a sumo wrestler!
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[bell rings]
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Toro! Toro!
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[ululating]
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Toro!
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Ole! Ole!
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Ohh! Senorita!
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Ohh, ohh!
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Que bonita.
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‐ Well, muchas gracias.
‐ Ah! Que bonita.
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Alright, ring the bell!
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Vishnu, ring the bell!
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‐ Ring the bell! Ring the bell!
‐ 'Maxine..'
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Maxine, I'm going to bring
you back to the present now.
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When you awaken, you
will be refreshed
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and fully aware of all
that has happened.
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[rings bell]
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Hm, girl, get off me.
What're you doing?
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Max, now we know why you're
so good at arm wrestling.
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Your cosmic cup runneth
over with men.
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Yo, I hope there's some
women in here because, uh
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these men are kicking my ass.
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Synclaire, that's the
hot tub from my dreams!
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Yeah. Look, this is it.
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This is the deck.
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And the candles.
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What the hell is going on here?
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Oh. Spooky.
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Guess who?
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Scooter?
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Girl, what in the world
are you doing here?
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Yo, look. I don't care if I
have to walk back to Brooklyn.
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I'm out of here. Word is bond.
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So what, you ran in
to an ex‐boyfriend.
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Big freakin' deal.
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I found out that I used to be
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a 300‐pound Japanese
man in diapers.
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Haven't you been listening?
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Man, I've never been
here before in my life.
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So, how is it that I have a
dream about that hot tub
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a‐a‐and then that Scooter, and
there it is and there he is.
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We're talking fate, Khadijah.
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The universe wants you two
crazy kids to be together.
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So, jump in that tub of love and
get your cosmic groove on, okay?
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Okay, I'm going
to check Scooter.
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I mean, whatever
happens with him
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can't be as scary
as the mumbo jumbo
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you and Pinhead here
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are freaking pushing.
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Oh, boy. Do I feel foolish?
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I forgot about the brownstone's
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new take out the
trash dress code.
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Hey. Hey. Hey.
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What's wrong with a brother
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taking a little pride
in his appearance, huh?
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Oh, nothing, nothing.
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I particularly enjoyed
that little Tommy Hilfiger
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ensemble you wore down
to the laundry room.
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Uh, not to mention
the silk dashiki you
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you were sporting to
pick up your mail.
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Either you've been possessed
by the spirit of Kyle
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or this little fashion parade
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is all for the benefit
of Miss Rawr Roni.
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Hey, hey, hey. Look.
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I am not sweating
Radio Roni one bit.
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I mean, who cares if she did
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the Bankhead Bounce
all over my heart?
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‐ You know what I'm saying? ‐ No, bro.
What you need‐‐.
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Do you know that I gave that
woman the best nine hours
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and thirty seven minutes
of my life? Huh?
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I mean, why did she dump me?
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Why, Wh‐wh‐why, why why?
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Why? Tell me why.
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[grunts]
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First Kyle and Max,
and now these two.
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Will this brownstone
ever know peace?
253
00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:41,873
[knock on door]
254
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,140
Khadijah, thank God it's you.
255
00:11:53,206 --> 00:11:54,406
I was afraid it was Vishnu
256
00:11:54,473 --> 00:11:55,993
trying to get me to
hug trees with him.
257
00:11:56,017 --> 00:11:56,906
[laughs]
258
00:11:56,973 --> 00:11:59,440
‐ Oh, lucky trees. ‐ Yeah.
259
00:11:59,506 --> 00:12:01,426
Please tell me you brought
me some more caffeine.
260
00:12:01,493 --> 00:12:02,860
They're trying to kill me here.
261
00:12:02,926 --> 00:12:06,246
Honey, all they had at the bar
was extract of valerian root.
262
00:12:06,313 --> 00:12:07,873
But don't worry, I
spiked it with my own
263
00:12:07,897 --> 00:12:10,280
special stash of brandy.
264
00:12:10,346 --> 00:12:12,186
You know, if you smuggled
in some buffalo wings
265
00:12:12,210 --> 00:12:14,410
and a wide‐screen TV,
we'd have a party.
266
00:12:16,180 --> 00:12:17,946
You know, I missed
your crazy laugh.
267
00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:19,613
I don't crazy laugh.
268
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:22,613
Yeah, you do. It's kind
of like a machine gun.
269
00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:23,746
[laughs]
270
00:12:23,813 --> 00:12:25,213
Shut up.
271
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,846
You sound‐sound like some
wolf caught in a trap.
272
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,413
[mocking laughter]
273
00:12:31,013 --> 00:12:33,580
Yo, a toast.
274
00:12:33,646 --> 00:12:36,013
To Vishnu, for bringing
two homies together
275
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,113
after too much damn time.
276
00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:39,646
Oh, you ain't lying. Mmm.
277
00:12:47,113 --> 00:12:49,746
Look, I know this might
sound little bugged
278
00:12:49,813 --> 00:12:52,546
but I have been having some
crazy dreams about you lately.
279
00:12:52,613 --> 00:12:55,680
What, crazy like I'm standing
in front of class naked
280
00:12:55,746 --> 00:12:58,080
during show and tell?
Just showing and telling.
281
00:12:58,146 --> 00:13:00,286
[laughs]
282
00:13:00,353 --> 00:13:02,686
No. Actually..
283
00:13:02,753 --> 00:13:05,286
We in that hot tub out there.
284
00:13:05,353 --> 00:13:07,720
And... let me put it like this
285
00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,886
the steam is not just
coming from the water.
286
00:13:11,753 --> 00:13:14,053
Now, I don't know
what it means, but..
287
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,720
Uh.. Um..
288
00:13:15,786 --> 00:13:17,453
[clears throat] Uh..
289
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,620
Y'know, I‐I gotta
go to bed, um..
290
00:13:19,686 --> 00:13:22,220
Yeah, I‐I signed up for this, um
291
00:13:22,286 --> 00:13:24,320
you know, sunrise chanting
thing in the morning.
292
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,786
'And I, I wanna get rested.'
293
00:13:25,853 --> 00:13:28,586
So, you know, I
can, uh, you know..
294
00:13:28,653 --> 00:13:30,586
Chant.
295
00:13:33,886 --> 00:13:35,086
Okay.
296
00:13:35,153 --> 00:13:36,886
Well, I guess I
should be going then.
297
00:13:36,953 --> 00:13:38,793
Yeah, I‐I'll hook up with
you before you leave.
298
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:39,820
Mm‐hmm.
299
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,320
Alright.
300
00:13:44,186 --> 00:13:45,586
[exhales]
301
00:13:45,653 --> 00:13:46,820
Damn!
302
00:13:46,886 --> 00:13:49,886
He just played me out.
That no good son of a‐‐
303
00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:51,686
[bell rings]
304
00:13:51,753 --> 00:13:54,320
Tranquility, sister.
Tranquility.
305
00:13:58,353 --> 00:14:01,760
R‐r‐rise up, all warriors
of the Zulu Empire.
306
00:14:01,826 --> 00:14:04,026
Shaka will lead you to victory.
307
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:07,726
Onward to our destiny!
308
00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:09,726
[ululating]
309
00:14:12,826 --> 00:14:14,760
[gong rings]
310
00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:21,893
What's up, dude?
311
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,926
Alright, uh, let's take
a ten minute break
312
00:14:24,993 --> 00:14:26,060
for a bee pollen smoothie
313
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:29,426
and we reconvene for
channeling session.
314
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,226
Maxine.
315
00:14:31,293 --> 00:14:34,526
I've taken you through
47 past lives.
316
00:14:34,593 --> 00:14:36,626
And in each one of
them you were a man.
317
00:14:38,193 --> 00:14:40,226
As we say in the
spiritual world.
318
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:41,726
"That's all, folks."
319
00:14:42,926 --> 00:14:44,426
Wait a minute.
320
00:14:44,493 --> 00:14:46,813
You're telling me that the only
time I've ever been a woman
321
00:14:46,837 --> 00:14:47,593
is now?
322
00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:48,926
What the hell does that mean?
323
00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:50,993
I can only tell you we
choose our present lives
324
00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:52,393
to learn specific life lessons.
325
00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:55,393
Perhaps, there's something
you've yet to experience.
326
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,233
PMS?
327
00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:05,266
[knock on door]
328
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:08,633
♪ Do‐do do‐do ta pa
pa pa ba pa pa ♪
329
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,066
Yeah, yeah, wassu..
330
00:15:11,133 --> 00:15:14,066
Oh, hi, um, Overton
changed my locks
331
00:15:14,133 --> 00:15:16,766
and he told me to meet him
here with my new keys.
332
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,033
Oh, here?
333
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,366
Well, no. I mean, I
haven't seen him, but..
334
00:15:20,433 --> 00:15:23,866
I mean, y‐y‐you, you're
welcome to come in!
335
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,733
Are you going somewhere?
336
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,900
No, I'm just, uh, just chilling.
337
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,166
I think I better wait
out in the hall.
338
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,433
(Trip) 'Uh..'
339
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,433
[humming]
340
00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:48,900
Oh! Okay, here we go.
341
00:15:48,966 --> 00:15:50,633
One shiny new set of keys.
342
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,366
Uh, but you can't use 'em
on the locks for 15 minutes
343
00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:55,133
till I make this a
scuff free zone
344
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,633
and the management appreciates
your cooperation. Ah.
345
00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:06,606
So... wrote any good
kiss‐off notes lately?
346
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:11,140
Oh, Trip, I'm sorry.
347
00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:13,340
I mean.. Oh, it was
a great night.
348
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,540
I mean, a really great night.
349
00:16:15,606 --> 00:16:17,040
It's just that, you know..
350
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,540
I was embarrassed, and
if my station manager
351
00:16:19,606 --> 00:16:22,606
found out that I slept
with a contest winner
352
00:16:22,673 --> 00:16:26,140
my butt would be doing the
traffic update in Poughkeepsie.
353
00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:28,306
Woah‐woah‐woah, so,
so you're saying that
354
00:16:28,373 --> 00:16:30,306
this didn't have
anything to do with me?
355
00:16:33,106 --> 00:16:36,340
Knew it! Yes! Yes. Wha..
356
00:16:36,406 --> 00:16:39,440
Not to say that I ever
thought it did, you know?
357
00:16:39,506 --> 00:16:42,006
Come here. Sit, sit down.
Have a seat.
358
00:16:42,073 --> 00:16:46,740
Uh, yeah. So.. So where
does that leave us now?
359
00:16:48,306 --> 00:16:49,773
Oh..
360
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,006
I'm, I'm kinda seeing someone.
361
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,673
But, for what it's worth
362
00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:58,840
you know, he doesn't
dance as good as you do.
363
00:17:00,313 --> 00:17:05,046
So, so, so how about one
last dance between friends?
364
00:17:05,113 --> 00:17:07,213
Cool! Ah. Ch‐check it, check it.
365
00:17:10,046 --> 00:17:13,846
♪ Why does true
love gather round ♪
366
00:17:13,913 --> 00:17:17,513
♪ So hauntingly sweet
and it's so.. ♪
367
00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:20,246
Ah, that's the song you
won the contest with.
368
00:17:20,313 --> 00:17:22,246
That's right.
369
00:17:24,313 --> 00:17:26,113
[instrumental music]
370
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:28,613
♪ Here we are searching ♪
371
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:32,413
♪ For love again and
getting closer ♪
372
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:37,480
♪ We're victims of our
own stubborn pride ♪
373
00:17:37,546 --> 00:17:40,613
♪ Oh yeah ♪
374
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,046
♪ Here we are searching.. ♪
375
00:17:42,113 --> 00:17:46,013
Uh, I better go.
376
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,713
Yeah! Yea..
377
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:49,146
'Yeah.'
378
00:17:49,946 --> 00:17:51,246
Maybe you better.
379
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,713
[Roni screams]
380
00:18:01,286 --> 00:18:03,486
I guess I should've
put up some cones.
381
00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:11,620
Ah..
382
00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:14,920
Dick. What are you doing here?
383
00:18:14,986 --> 00:18:16,346
First you kick me
out of your cabin
384
00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:18,186
and then you show
up in my dream.
385
00:18:18,253 --> 00:18:20,653
And why are you
still so damn cute?
386
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,086
Practice, baby.
387
00:18:22,153 --> 00:18:23,553
And it's not a dream.
388
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,053
‐ Ow. ‐ See?
389
00:18:26,153 --> 00:18:27,786
Oh.
390
00:18:27,853 --> 00:18:29,986
Well, I thought you had
to get some sleep.
391
00:18:30,053 --> 00:18:33,020
So you could, you know, chant.
392
00:18:33,086 --> 00:18:34,820
I lied.
393
00:18:34,886 --> 00:18:37,126
If you think my laugh is funny,
you should hear my chant.
394
00:18:38,053 --> 00:18:39,886
Truth is..
395
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,586
You and your dream scared me..
396
00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:44,853
'Cause my lady just dumped me.
397
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,853
Said my heart wasn't in it.
398
00:18:47,886 --> 00:18:49,553
She was right.
399
00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:52,953
I can't get you out
of my head, girl.
400
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,286
Well, is that such a bad thing?
401
00:18:54,353 --> 00:18:55,886
Hell, yeah!
402
00:18:55,953 --> 00:18:58,220
I asked you to go to
California, you passed.
403
00:18:58,286 --> 00:18:59,686
Asked you to marry
me, you said, "No
404
00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:01,193
we're better off being friends."
405
00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:04,226
I don't wanna lose you,
so I pretend it's cool.
406
00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:07,460
Khadijah... I just
can't be your friend.
407
00:19:09,193 --> 00:19:11,560
Well, I wasn't really dreaming
about you as a friend.
408
00:19:11,626 --> 00:19:14,226
No, no, I'm saying it's
gotta be all or nothing.
409
00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:18,860
[sighs] Look, Scooter..
410
00:19:18,926 --> 00:19:21,093
I would marry you tomorrow.
411
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,526
You are the only man
I've ever really loved.
412
00:19:24,593 --> 00:19:26,093
Okay? But love is not enough.
413
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,560
I mean, we gotta work at it.
414
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,093
And Lord knows it's
not gonna work
415
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,069
with you bein' on the road
eight months out of the year
416
00:19:32,093 --> 00:19:33,373
and just letting
the relationship
417
00:19:33,397 --> 00:19:34,397
drizzle down to nothing.
418
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:35,760
Oh, wait, hold up, hold up.
419
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:38,526
What about your ongoing
relationship with Flavor?
420
00:19:38,593 --> 00:19:41,426
You went to bed with that
magazine more than me.
421
00:19:41,493 --> 00:19:45,193
‐ Now, how's that gonna change?
‐ It already has changed.
422
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:46,980
I mean, my magazine is
still important to me
423
00:19:47,004 --> 00:19:49,193
but it does not feed my heart.
424
00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:51,226
My heart's a little hungry too.
425
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:53,093
Now, I could cut
down on my road time
426
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,793
if you're willing to venture out
of Brooklyn once in a while.
427
00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:59,026
Well, hey. I mean, the
poker knows the night.
428
00:19:59,093 --> 00:20:00,366
Hey, you know what?
429
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,100
Maybe this can work.
430
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:03,766
Damn right it can.
431
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,866
Why don't we start working on
it right now in this hot tub?
432
00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:11,000
[chuckles]
433
00:20:11,066 --> 00:20:13,000
Wait, wait, hold up.
434
00:20:16,066 --> 00:20:19,100
‐ What you doing? ‐ Just
making sure we're alone.
435
00:20:21,366 --> 00:20:23,400
‐ Mmm. ‐ Mmm.
436
00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:27,633
[door shuts]
437
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:32,266
Oh, bear in the cabin!
Bear in the cabin!
438
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,266
Hey, I got an
announcement to make.
439
00:20:35,766 --> 00:20:38,800
Hey, and I got a date.
What the hell?
440
00:20:38,866 --> 00:20:40,233
With Scooter? Go ahead, girl.
441
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:42,460
Ooh, I knew, you and Scooter
were meant for each other.
442
00:20:42,484 --> 00:20:43,333
Oh, that's great!
443
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,866
Okay, listen, listen up,
listen up, listen up.
444
00:20:45,933 --> 00:20:47,200
Kyle walked out on me
445
00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:49,366
and left me alone with
all this love to give.
446
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:53,066
I threw myself into my work
447
00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:56,400
only to find out that I had
lost my passion for the law.
448
00:20:56,466 --> 00:20:59,500
My search for fulfillment
lead me here
449
00:20:59,566 --> 00:21:01,506
where I found out that
in all my past lives
450
00:21:01,573 --> 00:21:04,306
I was a man.
451
00:21:04,373 --> 00:21:07,206
And all this got me to thinking.
452
00:21:07,273 --> 00:21:09,006
What's the one thing I
couldn't do as a man
453
00:21:09,073 --> 00:21:11,540
that I could do as a woman.
454
00:21:11,606 --> 00:21:13,940
I'll take, "Wear a push‐up
bra," for a 100, Jim.
455
00:21:17,306 --> 00:21:18,640
Have a baby.
456
00:21:18,706 --> 00:21:20,173
[laughs] A baby?
457
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,973
A baby? You?
458
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,080
‐ She wants to have a baby.
‐ She wanna have a baby.
459
00:21:24,104 --> 00:21:26,440
I'd rather cloven‐feeted..
460
00:21:26,506 --> 00:21:28,640
Oh, yeah, but don't you
need a man for that?
461
00:21:28,706 --> 00:21:30,273
That's awkward. That's
awkward, girl..
462
00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:32,406
Yeah. That's a minor detail.
463
00:21:33,673 --> 00:21:36,506
Oh, picture you having a baby.
Oh, boy.
464
00:21:37,373 --> 00:21:39,240
Goodnight, Max.
465
00:21:39,306 --> 00:21:40,906
[laughs]
466
00:21:40,973 --> 00:21:43,273
(Synclaire) Max
trying to be a mommy.
467
00:21:44,906 --> 00:21:47,506
Hey, hey. Maybe you
can lay an egg.
468
00:21:50,106 --> 00:21:52,073
(Max) I'm serious.
469
00:21:55,873 --> 00:21:56,973
[theme music]
470
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:27,680
(female ♫1) Woo‐hoo!
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