Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,766 --> 00:00:09,866
‐ Hey, mama. ‐ Hello, hubby.
2
00:00:09,933 --> 00:00:12,533
Hang up your hammer and
help me pick our new bed.
3
00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,500
Uh, no, you decide, baby.
4
00:00:14,566 --> 00:00:16,966
I'm cool with it as long as my
feet don't hang over the edge
5
00:00:17,033 --> 00:00:20,033
and my hands can
always reach you.
6
00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:23,466
Oh, no. This is our first
bed as husband and wife.
7
00:00:23,533 --> 00:00:27,366
Future generations of Jones's
will be conceived on this bed.
8
00:00:27,433 --> 00:00:28,800
Or near it.
9
00:00:31,166 --> 00:00:32,633
Oh, my.
10
00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,933
So, like a Jones family
launching pad, huh?
11
00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,266
Alright, then. Okay,
alright, check this out.
12
00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:41,000
"Midnight Confessions.
13
00:00:41,066 --> 00:00:44,700
"It centrally contours to
the curves of your body.
14
00:00:44,766 --> 00:00:47,300
"It moves as you move
15
00:00:47,366 --> 00:00:51,300
night after night after night."
16
00:00:52,333 --> 00:00:54,366
Uh, look here, mama, uh
17
00:00:54,433 --> 00:00:58,433
can we put this decision
off for a little while?
18
00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:00,440
‐ I'm right behind you, daddy.
‐ Let's go..
19
00:01:05,173 --> 00:01:07,773
♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
20
00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,439
♪ Single ♪
21
00:01:09,506 --> 00:01:12,173
♪ Ooh and in a
90's kinda world ♪
22
00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,473
♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
23
00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:15,773
♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ What? ♪
24
00:01:15,802 --> 00:01:17,282
♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
25
00:01:17,306 --> 00:01:19,386
♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight with ♪
26
00:01:19,453 --> 00:01:21,386
♪ My homegirls standing
to my left and my right ♪
27
00:01:21,453 --> 00:01:23,406
♪ True blue it tight like glue ♪
28
00:01:23,473 --> 00:01:25,273
♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
29
00:01:25,340 --> 00:01:26,860
♪ Check check check it out ♪
♪ Single ♪
30
00:01:26,884 --> 00:01:29,440
♪ What you want no
free position girl ♪
31
00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,973
♪ Haaa ♪
32
00:01:40,506 --> 00:01:42,640
Oh, come on, Max, I thought
we were going out tonight.
33
00:01:42,706 --> 00:01:46,173
I'm not watching another one
of your damn bootleg videos.
34
00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,006
Oh, come on, now, look,
I have spent the week
35
00:01:48,073 --> 00:01:51,706
defending the scum who commit
every heinous crime imaginable.
36
00:01:51,773 --> 00:01:54,440
Now I need to get as far away
from that world as possible.
37
00:01:55,606 --> 00:01:57,473
Here.
38
00:01:57,540 --> 00:01:59,640
"Blood Bath On Seventh Avenue?"
39
00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,213
Alright, I'll cue it
up, you pop the corn.
40
00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:04,280
Alright.
41
00:02:04,313 --> 00:02:05,346
[knock on door]
42
00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,913
Aren't you the enchantress
this evenin'?
43
00:02:16,246 --> 00:02:17,406
Yeah, flatter me all you want
44
00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:19,313
but you're not getting
Friday off, Russell.
45
00:02:19,379 --> 00:02:22,346
Erykah Badu's birthday is
not a religious holiday.
46
00:02:23,613 --> 00:02:25,213
Actually, I'm here
to pick up Tripp
47
00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,513
for a night of good, clean fun.
48
00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:30,313
Unless, of course, we
find some loose women.
49
00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,446
Ooh!
50
00:02:33,513 --> 00:02:35,613
Why is he in the house?
51
00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:39,013
Ohh, my little puffed‐up pastry.
52
00:02:41,546 --> 00:02:44,346
For years I've dreamed of
you in a dress like that.
53
00:02:44,413 --> 00:02:47,113
Only the top was lower and
the bottom was higher.
54
00:02:48,913 --> 00:02:52,080
Actually, in my dream,
it was just a belt.
55
00:02:53,580 --> 00:02:57,080
This view is not for you, alright?
It's for Norwood.
56
00:02:57,146 --> 00:03:01,753
The man who has wined and dined
me for five fabulous weeks.
57
00:03:01,820 --> 00:03:03,220
He deserves it.
58
00:03:03,286 --> 00:03:05,320
And it looks like
he gonna get it.
59
00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:09,653
Khadijah, that is so crass.
60
00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,520
And right on the money, girl.
61
00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:14,253
[knock on door]
62
00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,586
[sighs]
63
00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,520
Regine, that dress is on fire.
64
00:03:24,586 --> 00:03:25,986
This old thing?
65
00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,686
Well, hi, Kingston.
66
00:03:34,753 --> 00:03:36,653
Oh, I see daddy gave you
67
00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,353
the Gucci collar I bought
to match my shoes.
68
00:03:40,686 --> 00:03:42,253
Few more matching accessories
69
00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,420
and daddy won't be able
to tell them apart.
70
00:03:48,153 --> 00:03:50,033
Come on, honey, we should
get to the restaurant.
71
00:03:50,057 --> 00:03:52,924
I think I hear Kingston's
little tummy growling.
72
00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:55,720
That's it.
73
00:03:55,786 --> 00:03:56,986
Tomorrow I hit the pet store
74
00:03:57,053 --> 00:03:59,320
and pick up a tuxedo
for my iguana.
75
00:04:00,993 --> 00:04:03,060
♪ Oh she's a woman ♪
76
00:04:03,126 --> 00:04:04,726
What's up, Russ? How're
you feelin', man?
77
00:04:04,793 --> 00:04:06,353
‐ You ready to break?
‐ Yeah, man, yeah.
78
00:04:06,377 --> 00:04:09,444
Ah, so, ladies, would
you take me home?
79
00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,726
You are home. Now, get out.
80
00:04:16,326 --> 00:04:17,686
Yeah, man, come on,
let's get there
81
00:04:17,710 --> 00:04:19,660
before all the robust
women are taken.
82
00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:21,826
Cool, cool, cool. But
now, remember the drill.
83
00:04:21,893 --> 00:04:23,593
Now, if a fine honey is hoverin'
84
00:04:23,660 --> 00:04:25,893
I'm a successful songwriter
and you're my manager.
85
00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,693
But if she's a beast,
I work at Mickey D's
86
00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:28,960
and you're my fiance.
87
00:04:29,026 --> 00:04:30,793
Got it? Let's do this.
88
00:04:34,526 --> 00:04:37,459
[instrumental music]
89
00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,060
[laughing]
90
00:04:43,126 --> 00:04:45,460
Step lively, fly girl.
91
00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:47,660
[music stops]
92
00:04:48,626 --> 00:04:50,160
Hey, hey, look here.
93
00:04:50,226 --> 00:04:52,346
I'm gonna let that one slide,
seein' as though tonight
94
00:04:52,370 --> 00:04:53,426
I'll be hugging my woman
95
00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:55,693
while you two will
be hugging pillows.
96
00:04:56,860 --> 00:04:59,160
Look, loose the dusters, man.
Alright?
97
00:04:59,226 --> 00:05:01,900
I happen to have a hook‐up to
a very private gaming club.
98
00:05:01,966 --> 00:05:03,833
I'm talkin' blackjack,
roulette, craps
99
00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:07,166
and a little thing we like to call...
poker.
100
00:05:07,233 --> 00:05:09,733
Ooh. Man, you know
I love my poker
101
00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,133
but I'm gonna have to pass.
102
00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,433
Synclaire's been so busy
with those rehearsals
103
00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,400
we haven't been
together in weeks.
104
00:05:15,466 --> 00:05:16,900
Hi, Obie. Hi, fellas.
105
00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:25,533
Yeah. You two don't
waste any time, do you?
106
00:05:26,466 --> 00:05:27,533
Well, check it out.
107
00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,400
If you come up for air
108
00:05:29,466 --> 00:05:30,586
the password is on the back.
109
00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:32,066
‐ Oh, okay. ‐ Alright, bro.
110
00:05:32,133 --> 00:05:34,200
"Mahi‐mahi?"
111
00:05:34,266 --> 00:05:36,366
Yeah, man, it used
to be a fish market.
112
00:05:36,433 --> 00:05:38,533
Now I'm the catch of the day.
113
00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,133
[instrumental music]
114
00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:50,433
Hola. Me llamo Marisol,
the manicurist.
115
00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,420
Listen, papi, you want I
could clip your cuticles
116
00:05:52,444 --> 00:05:54,166
or something like that?
117
00:05:54,233 --> 00:05:57,100
Well, why don't we just start
off with a little pedicure
118
00:05:57,166 --> 00:05:59,766
and see where that
takes us, mamacita?
119
00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:02,340
Ohh, I forgot to
tell you, didn't I?
120
00:06:02,406 --> 00:06:04,006
Oh, well, the director
called a rehearsal
121
00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,706
and I've gotta be there.
122
00:06:05,773 --> 00:06:08,806
And look, you went through all
this trouble, didn't you?
123
00:06:08,873 --> 00:06:10,573
Oh..
124
00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,640
Ah, no, no trouble really.
125
00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:13,906
[microwave dings]
126
00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:17,006
That would be my souffle.
127
00:06:18,306 --> 00:06:19,806
Damn, I can't believe the killer
128
00:06:19,873 --> 00:06:23,073
is on the A‐train
packing a chainsaw.
129
00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:25,100
Ten to one, that accountant
is giving up his seat.
130
00:06:25,124 --> 00:06:27,773
[man on TV screams]
Ooh, and his ear!
131
00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:30,206
Oh, and his nose!
132
00:06:30,273 --> 00:06:31,673
And the head!
133
00:06:33,206 --> 00:06:34,306
[gasping]
134
00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,440
You're home early.
135
00:06:40,306 --> 00:06:43,540
Hey, I thought you was givin' up
the nah‐nah to Norwood tonight.
136
00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:48,873
I'm not even going to dignify
that with a response.
137
00:06:48,940 --> 00:06:51,173
Except to say, it
wasn't my fault.
138
00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,940
Did he want you to dress
him up in a bonnet
139
00:06:53,006 --> 00:06:55,473
and spank him and give him
time‐out for bein' naughty?
140
00:06:57,006 --> 00:06:58,606
Why do men like that?
141
00:07:01,013 --> 00:07:02,913
There we were, right? Okay.
142
00:07:02,980 --> 00:07:04,880
Soft music, candlelight
143
00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:07,980
and just we are
about to get to it
144
00:07:08,046 --> 00:07:10,613
I look across the room into
pair of beady little eyes.
145
00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,646
The damn dog was watchin' us!
146
00:07:13,713 --> 00:07:14,913
Eew.
147
00:07:14,980 --> 00:07:16,860
Let me go on record, this
is a sick relationship
148
00:07:16,913 --> 00:07:18,013
even for you.
149
00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,013
Kick Snoopy to the curb.
150
00:07:22,513 --> 00:07:25,813
I don't know, but he's got it
goin' on in every other way.
151
00:07:28,346 --> 00:07:30,846
Maybe we just never get naked.
152
00:07:30,913 --> 00:07:33,113
Yeah. Yeah.
153
00:07:34,813 --> 00:07:35,913
No.
154
00:07:37,346 --> 00:07:39,613
Look, Regine, just
be upfront with him.
155
00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,946
Tell him you're not down
with his peepin' dog.
156
00:07:44,513 --> 00:07:46,713
Funny, I didn't think you had
a problem with an audience
157
00:07:46,737 --> 00:07:48,780
considering that your mother
158
00:07:48,846 --> 00:07:51,413
caught you and your boyfriend
getting busy on the roof.
159
00:07:52,746 --> 00:07:54,713
[laughing]
160
00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:58,913
Oh, when are you guys
gonna just let that go?
161
00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:01,186
Ah, when it stops
being so funny.
162
00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:12,786
‐ Yeah? ‐ "Mahi‐mahi."
163
00:08:12,853 --> 00:08:14,120
[chuckles]
164
00:08:22,186 --> 00:08:24,386
Perhaps you didn't hear me
when I said it the last time.
165
00:08:24,453 --> 00:08:27,720
I said, "Mahi‐mahi."
166
00:08:27,786 --> 00:08:29,153
That was yesterday's fish.
167
00:08:30,586 --> 00:08:33,753
Man, I can't believe Tripp
gave me the wrong damn fish.
168
00:08:33,820 --> 00:08:36,386
Wa‐hold on, hold up. You
Tripp's boy, Overton?
169
00:08:36,453 --> 00:08:38,386
‐ Yeah. ‐ The one on lockdown?
170
00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,253
'Come on in.'
171
00:08:43,886 --> 00:08:46,453
[indistinct chattering]
172
00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:49,553
Well, well, Mr. Newly
Wed is steppin' out.
173
00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:52,586
Lucky in love, but is
he lucky in cards?
174
00:08:52,653 --> 00:08:56,053
You see, when you're as smooth
as I am, it's called skills.
175
00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,253
‐ Is that right? ‐ Mm‐hm.
176
00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,896
Well, let's see if we
can turn those "Skills"
177
00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,126
into some dollar bills, huh?
178
00:09:00,193 --> 00:09:01,273
‐ Huh, big man? ‐ Yeah, man.
179
00:09:01,297 --> 00:09:02,693
Well, I think I
hear a poker table
180
00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,993
callin' my name right now.
181
00:09:05,060 --> 00:09:07,126
Uh, be right with you, sugar.
182
00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,760
Damn, what it take to get
some action around here?
183
00:09:17,826 --> 00:09:21,760
All you need is a
strong back, big papa.
184
00:09:21,826 --> 00:09:22,826
Uh, that's funny
185
00:09:22,893 --> 00:09:24,326
that's what my wife
was sayin' to me
186
00:09:24,393 --> 00:09:28,826
this morning, in our house,
where we live, together
187
00:09:28,893 --> 00:09:30,860
very much in love.
188
00:09:30,926 --> 00:09:33,626
I, on the other hand,
am delicious, desirable
189
00:09:33,693 --> 00:09:35,560
and definitely available.
190
00:09:35,626 --> 00:09:38,393
There's not enough
tequila in the house.
191
00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:42,820
For most men, that
was a rejection.
192
00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:43,993
Mm‐hmm.
193
00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:47,926
For Russell Montego, it was
merely the openin' round.
194
00:09:47,993 --> 00:09:49,260
Round two.
195
00:09:50,126 --> 00:09:52,260
Hose me down, I'm hot!
196
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,560
Oh, no, Mrs. Jacobs.
197
00:09:55,626 --> 00:09:57,907
I never expected to see the
head of the neighborhood watch
198
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,293
in a place like this.
199
00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,966
It's not my neighborhood.
200
00:10:01,866 --> 00:10:03,266
Sit on down.
201
00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:07,200
This table's hotter than a fry
pan in a fat lady's kitchen.
202
00:10:07,266 --> 00:10:09,166
In that case, deal me in.
203
00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:11,100
I'll win enough money
for a sturdy headboard
204
00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:12,233
for our new bed.
205
00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,333
Shoot. Look here, I'll
take some chips from you.
206
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,033
Let me get a cognac from you.
I want top shelf.
207
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,260
I don't want any of the house
brand stuff, you hear me?
208
00:10:19,284 --> 00:10:20,884
Come on, handle it. Alright.
209
00:10:21,766 --> 00:10:23,500
Okay, look, we went
out for milkshakes
210
00:10:23,566 --> 00:10:25,966
and we got attacked by
six thugs with crowbars.
211
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,866
You can't lie to your wife, man.
212
00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:32,000
Oh, no, no, I want
you to do that.
213
00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:39,300
Hola, mis amigos. Donde
esta la biblioteca?
214
00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:42,366
Sorry, that's all I know.
215
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,900
Hey, sweet, understanding wife
of mine, how was rehearsal?
216
00:10:46,966 --> 00:10:48,433
Oh, it was great.
217
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,780
We went out for
coffee afterwards
218
00:10:49,804 --> 00:10:52,366
and we did improv right
there in the diner.
219
00:10:52,433 --> 00:10:54,166
They kicked us out but
I made $3 in tips.
220
00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:55,333
[chuckling]
221
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,166
So what did you two
guys do tonight?
222
00:10:57,233 --> 00:11:00,373
Synclaire, we went to a
gambling club, okay?
223
00:11:01,806 --> 00:11:05,806
Really? Well, uh, how
did you do, Obie?
224
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:08,540
Did I hear my mama callin' me?
225
00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:09,873
Adios.
226
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:15,873
Synclaire, the most amazing
thing happened tonight.
227
00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:18,006
Overton, how much did you lose?
228
00:11:18,073 --> 00:11:20,806
Child, we lost the apartment.
229
00:11:20,873 --> 00:11:24,040
Oh, my.. Oh, my God.
We're homeless?
230
00:11:24,106 --> 00:11:26,340
Oh, you see, see, actually
231
00:11:26,406 --> 00:11:28,640
we only lost the money we
set aside for the bed.
232
00:11:28,706 --> 00:11:32,006
It seems insignificant by
comparison, doesn't it?
233
00:11:32,073 --> 00:11:34,973
You gambled away our bed money?
234
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,640
I'm sorry, baby, I
made a mistake.
235
00:11:36,706 --> 00:11:38,773
I‐I shouldn't have hit
that soft seventeen.
236
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,240
Overton, what's this?
237
00:11:42,306 --> 00:11:45,406
Fifty‐eight more payments
over the next five years.
238
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,440
It's a symbol of our union
239
00:11:48,506 --> 00:11:50,206
of our responsibility
to one another.
240
00:11:50,273 --> 00:11:53,006
I never would have spent money
without checking with you first.
241
00:11:53,073 --> 00:11:54,940
That is what married people do.
242
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,106
Oh, look here, girl.
243
00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:58,013
Don't talk to me about
what married couples do.
244
00:11:58,037 --> 00:12:01,480
I'm the one out every night
playing Betty, the blow dryer.
245
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:04,013
Oh, don't you go there, senor.
246
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,180
I'm just trying to
help my career.
247
00:12:06,246 --> 00:12:08,446
I just wanted to have
a romantic evenin'.
248
00:12:08,513 --> 00:12:11,580
But you want to hang out
with your thespian friends.
249
00:12:11,646 --> 00:12:14,080
So when my boys come around,
what I'm supposed to do?
250
00:12:14,146 --> 00:12:16,380
Sit here and cry
into my souffle?
251
00:12:16,446 --> 00:12:18,880
Goin' out with the
boys is one thing
252
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:22,646
gambling away our
furniture is just..
253
00:12:22,713 --> 00:12:25,246
You know, I'm just gonna say it.
It's stupid!
254
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:30,346
Look, baby, arguin' is
not gonna fix anything.
255
00:12:30,413 --> 00:12:32,380
Just come on over here
and let's come up
256
00:12:32,446 --> 00:12:34,086
with a plan, so we can
get our money back.
257
00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:35,444
‐ Take minute to
just‐‐ ‐ No, no.
258
00:12:35,510 --> 00:12:36,980
You lost this money by yourself
259
00:12:37,046 --> 00:12:38,980
you figure out a way to
get it back by yourself
260
00:12:39,046 --> 00:12:40,480
gambler man!
261
00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:43,646
[sighs]
262
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,746
Oh‐oh, is this another thing
married couples do? Sleep alone?
263
00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:57,446
Sorry I had to bring
you into this, Hoss.
264
00:13:02,553 --> 00:13:04,186
Pass the cereal, please.
265
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:08,853
Ohh, what, d‐don't
we have the kind
266
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,853
with the dancing
bananas on the box?
267
00:13:12,386 --> 00:13:13,653
We did when you lived here
268
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:17,020
but you got married and
moved out, remember?
269
00:13:17,086 --> 00:13:18,806
Yeah, girl, the groceries
are for the people
270
00:13:18,853 --> 00:13:20,220
who live here.
271
00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:25,253
You two have no idea
how hard marriage is.
272
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,120
You‐you‐you date
somebody for three years
273
00:13:27,186 --> 00:13:29,186
you think you know him,
and then you find out
274
00:13:29,253 --> 00:13:31,220
he‐he refrigerates
his drill bits
275
00:13:31,286 --> 00:13:33,386
and hates when you drink
milk out of a carton.
276
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,886
You know, for the record,
we don't like that either.
277
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,453
Worst of all
278
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,120
he has a mistress.
279
00:13:44,486 --> 00:13:45,753
Gambling.
280
00:13:48,353 --> 00:13:52,453
Synclaire, I mean, the man had
one night of bad judgment.
281
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,053
I mean, don't nobody hit
on a soft seventeen.
282
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,686
But he did apologize.
283
00:13:58,586 --> 00:14:00,393
What, girl, you think I
was too hard on him?
284
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:03,560
No way, baby. Love
is a battlefield.
285
00:14:03,626 --> 00:14:06,460
Now, look, you start
waving that white flag
286
00:14:06,526 --> 00:14:08,726
he'll take your hill.
287
00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:10,273
What you need to do
is put on a helmet
288
00:14:10,297 --> 00:14:12,297
grab an Uzi and
take no prisoners.
289
00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:16,360
Now, look, you're not exactly
squeaky clean, Synclaire.
290
00:14:16,426 --> 00:14:19,893
It wasn't the man's first choice
to go out gamblin' at night.
291
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,360
You walked out on a souffle.
292
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,226
I did, didn't I?
293
00:14:25,293 --> 00:14:26,933
And from the smell of
the garbage disposal
294
00:14:26,957 --> 00:14:28,857
it was grand marnier.
295
00:14:43,193 --> 00:14:45,226
‐ Uh, Norwood, um.. ‐ Mm.
296
00:14:45,293 --> 00:14:47,060
Dear, do you think maybe, um
297
00:14:47,126 --> 00:14:50,626
that Kingston would be more
comfortable out on the terrace?
298
00:14:51,926 --> 00:14:53,493
Oh, heavens, no.
299
00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:57,260
The night air will play
havoc with his sinuses.
300
00:14:59,826 --> 00:15:03,766
Darling, what do you say I
pop open a bottle of Dom?
301
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,533
It'll help relax us both.
302
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,000
Daddy'll be right
back, Kingston.
303
00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:19,400
What are you looking at, dog?
304
00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:28,566
Oh, it's like that, huh?
305
00:15:28,633 --> 00:15:30,500
You, give me, give me.
306
00:15:30,566 --> 00:15:33,800
Give me my damn bra back,
you raggedy dust mop.
307
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,066
[growling]
308
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:40,666
O‐okay. Fine. Fine. Two can
play this little game with you.
309
00:15:42,533 --> 00:15:44,633
[squeaking]
310
00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:46,133
Hah!
311
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:50,600
[chuckling]
312
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:54,266
Uh, oh‐oh, oh, how nice.
Mm, so good.
313
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,200
Will Kingston like
314
00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:59,440
a nice piece of chocolate, hmm?
315
00:15:59,506 --> 00:16:01,073
Mm‐mmm.
316
00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:03,473
Something so good.
317
00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:06,206
Hah! Fetch, you miserable mutt!
318
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,773
[chuckles]
319
00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:20,140
I hope you haven't
started without me.
320
00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:23,540
[banging on door]
321
00:16:23,606 --> 00:16:24,806
What was that?
322
00:16:24,873 --> 00:16:28,440
Mm, mm, it's just the, just
the, the beating of my heart.
323
00:16:28,506 --> 00:16:29,706
Listen. Mm.
324
00:16:29,773 --> 00:16:31,140
[banging on door]
325
00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:32,140
Kingston?
326
00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:33,240
[Kingston whimpering]
327
00:16:33,306 --> 00:16:34,573
Kingston?
328
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,540
Oh, you crazy dog
329
00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:44,006
locking yourself
in the bathroom.
330
00:16:45,773 --> 00:16:48,740
Now, where were we?
331
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,873
‐ Hello. ‐ Hello.
332
00:17:00,013 --> 00:17:03,080
No post‐rehearsal
chit‐chat tonight?
333
00:17:03,146 --> 00:17:06,180
Nope. No hangin'
out with the boys?
334
00:17:06,246 --> 00:17:09,546
No. Just me and Hoss
here kickin' it.
335
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:11,313
Well, can I get you something?
336
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:14,546
A sandwich? A beer?
337
00:17:14,613 --> 00:17:16,513
An apology?
338
00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:18,646
Oh..
339
00:17:18,713 --> 00:17:20,713
Come on, girl, you don't
have to apologize.
340
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:23,046
I'm the one that lost our money.
341
00:17:23,113 --> 00:17:25,813
Yeah, but I shouldn't have
thrown you out of our bedroom.
342
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,180
I paid for it too.
343
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,686
One of those spring on that old
mattress caught me in the ass.
344
00:17:29,746 --> 00:17:30,746
Ooh.
345
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,246
[doorbell rings]
346
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,646
Oh, well, I have a
lovely surprise
347
00:17:35,713 --> 00:17:39,213
that would dull the pain in
your beautiful posterior.
348
00:17:42,113 --> 00:17:45,280
Uh, delivery for Overton Jones.
Sign here, please.
349
00:17:45,346 --> 00:17:47,613
‐ 'Alright.' ‐ Is that
what I think it is?
350
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,413
Yeah, baby. Midnight
Confessions.
351
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,746
Now you got a legitimate excuse
to talk dirty to me, mama.
352
00:17:55,213 --> 00:17:56,946
‐ Newly‐weds, right?
‐ 'Yeah, yeah.'
353
00:17:57,013 --> 00:17:58,846
Oh, anyway, bedroom's that way.
354
00:17:58,913 --> 00:18:00,886
Uh, set it up right next
to that giant troll.
355
00:18:00,953 --> 00:18:03,020
‐ You'll see it. ‐ Alright.
356
00:18:03,086 --> 00:18:05,520
Overton, wh‐where did you get
the money to get this mattress?
357
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:08,186
Oh, my good.. You didn't go back
to the den of sin, did you?
358
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,920
No, no, relax, baby. I sold
my old leather jacket.
359
00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:13,720
You know the one I said I
wanted to get buried in.
360
00:18:13,786 --> 00:18:14,886
Yeah, right down there.
361
00:18:14,953 --> 00:18:17,920
Well, I have a little
surprise for you too.
362
00:18:17,986 --> 00:18:20,286
I got halfway to
rehearsal and I realized
363
00:18:20,353 --> 00:18:22,220
I'd rather be home with my man.
364
00:18:22,286 --> 00:18:24,553
Oh..
365
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,986
That's the best present you
could ever give me, Marisol.
366
00:18:28,053 --> 00:18:29,853
No, papi, the best
is yet to come.
367
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,153
Mmm.
368
00:18:32,886 --> 00:18:34,253
Morning.
369
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,720
Wait a minute. You have
something on your arm.
370
00:18:39,653 --> 00:18:41,086
Oh, it's just a flea.
371
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:45,153
Well, I guess when you
lie down with dogs..
372
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,320
[laughing]
373
00:18:48,386 --> 00:18:52,153
For your information, I broke
up with Norwood last night.
374
00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:55,553
I told him that it was
either me or Kingston.
375
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:57,886
So, I take it he went with the
one that was housebroken?
376
00:19:00,926 --> 00:19:03,993
You knew she had the gun and
yet you gave her the bullet.
377
00:19:05,093 --> 00:19:07,193
[knock on door]
378
00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:09,793
Norwood, if you've come
to beg back into my life
379
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:11,160
I'm sorry, it's too late.
380
00:19:11,226 --> 00:19:14,393
Regine, uh, Kingston's
in the hospital
381
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,493
[crying] with
chocolate poisoning.
382
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,326
Chocolate poisoning? What‐what,
d‐d‐dogs can't eat chocolate?
383
00:19:23,993 --> 00:19:26,760
No, no, no, I‐it messes
with their little systems.
384
00:19:26,826 --> 00:19:29,193
S‐see, I‐I don't even know
how he got his paws on it.
385
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:31,760
I‐I don't even keep
chocolate in the house.
386
00:19:35,626 --> 00:19:39,326
Hmm. Sounds suspicious.
387
00:19:40,626 --> 00:19:44,526
Um, look, does, uh,
Kingston have any enemies?
388
00:19:48,326 --> 00:19:50,693
Come on, Max, now,
who, who wouldn't love
389
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,426
that adorable little wiggins?
390
00:19:52,493 --> 00:19:53,926
Dah, you'd be surprised.
391
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,826
All you need is a
motive, say jealousy
392
00:19:55,893 --> 00:19:57,326
and, uh, opportunity.
393
00:19:57,393 --> 00:19:59,093
Norwood..
394
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,800
Who has been in your
apartment recently?
395
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,200
Regine, I am so sorry
about last night.
396
00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:13,900
But I desperately need you
in my life right now.
397
00:20:13,966 --> 00:20:15,766
My Kingston could die.
398
00:20:18,266 --> 00:20:19,700
Really?
399
00:20:21,966 --> 00:20:24,300
I'm here for you, baby.
400
00:20:24,366 --> 00:20:28,766
Mm, now, we will miss Kingston..
401
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:31,733
But we will get through
this together.
402
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,166
[telephone ringing]
403
00:20:35,866 --> 00:20:37,800
Hello. Yes.
404
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,173
You are going straight to hell.
405
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,430
You gonna burn forever, girl.
You burning.
406
00:20:43,566 --> 00:20:44,733
It was an accident, alright.
407
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,433
It was an accident that nobody
408
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,033
is going to find
out about, right?
409
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:50,533
‐ Dog killer. ‐ Shut up!
410
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:54,100
Hey, everybody,
I‐it's a miracle.
411
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,500
The‐the doctor say that
Kingston's gonna make it.
412
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,006
I guess all of our good
thoughts paid off.
413
00:21:03,073 --> 00:21:04,606
[laughs] Right.
414
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,940
Isn't this wonderful, Regine?
415
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:10,773
Yeah, it's‐it's wonderful.
416
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,706
Oh, yeah, oh, it's‐it's wonderful.
Y‐no.
417
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:18,306
Oh, it is so wonderful.
Ooh, it's wonderful.
418
00:21:18,373 --> 00:21:20,273
‐ It's so, so wonderful.
‐ But‐‐.
419
00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:22,406
You two have a wonderful
life together.
420
00:21:22,473 --> 00:21:24,106
‐ But.. ‐ Freak.
421
00:21:25,906 --> 00:21:27,386
Well, look on the
bright side, Regine.
422
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,940
I mean, in ten years
the dog will be dead..
423
00:21:31,006 --> 00:21:32,506
And you'll still be single.
424
00:21:33,706 --> 00:21:35,306
[laughing]
425
00:21:44,506 --> 00:21:46,206
Ooh, I thought that was the dog!
426
00:21:46,273 --> 00:21:47,906
[laughing]
427
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,273
I've spent the week
defending scum who de..
428
00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:56,306
They commit every
crime imaginable.
429
00:21:56,373 --> 00:21:58,306
[laughing]
430
00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:02,446
I would've rolled with it
till you looked at me!
431
00:22:04,113 --> 00:22:06,246
Your paws is on my nightie.
432
00:22:11,713 --> 00:22:13,246
(female ♫1) Woo‐hoo.
32020
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
