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[Synclaire laughing]
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‐ Yeah. Here we are. ‐ Yay.
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Crossing the threshold
into the humble abode
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of Overton and Synclaire
Jones, the early years.
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‐ Mmm. ‐ Mmm.
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Man, come on. Can you
not do this every time?
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I'm luggin' 40 pounds
of trolls here.
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Alright, alright. Ease up, now.
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We're newlyweds.
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Facin' our brave,
new world together.
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Oh, stop the drama. You're
down one flight of stairs.
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(Trip) 'Ah.'
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‐ 'Hey!' ‐ Ooh.
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[grunting]
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You might wanna wipe
off his leg, uh..
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A dog got a little
friendly out in the alley.
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Oh, Trip, thank you so
much for pitching in.
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I take back all the nasty
things I said about you
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moving into my old room and
stealing all of my friends.
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My goodness.
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Oh, oh. I said that behind
your back, didn't I?
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Sorry.
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Oh God, this place
is depressing.
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Whoo, you sure the old
bag who lived here
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died of a heart attack?
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Maybe she just killed herself.
Ooh! Yuck.
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Hey, don't crack
on Miss Porchnick.
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Kinda hard keepin'
the house cheery
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when you're hooked
up to a iron lung.
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So this is how Regine
sees the world.
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Those are called feet, Max.
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Oh, you know, those
things that Kyle used
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to walk out of your life.
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Oh. Oh, and those
feet are just nasty.
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Eh, one word, sister! Pedicure!
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Ooh in a 90s kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Oh keep your head up ♪
♪ What? ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my home girls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue ♪
♪ It's tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ Do what you want ♪
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♪ No free position ♪
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♪ Ha‐aa ♪
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‐ Khadijah, check it out. ‐ Huh?
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The Phoenix Suns are in town.
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Now, what do you say,
we go down and hang
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with your buddy, Cedric Ceballos
and his long‐legged friends?
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‐ Oh, wow. Suns in town? ‐ Yes.
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Uh, Max, Kyle's gone a few weeks
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and already you are trampin'
around locker rooms?
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Have you no shame?
I'll answer that.
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Not a damn bit.
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Maxine Shaw does not
pine over the past.
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But if I can help you
satisfy your thing
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for Ced the teddy bear..
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Then everybody's the winner.
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What thing? I don't
have no thing.
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He is just a friend.
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A friend you flirt with every
time you interview him.
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I do not flirt with him.
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I just use my people skills
to get him to open up.
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Okay, it doesn't hurt that I
carry a little tape recorder
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in my cleave, you see..
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‐ Khadijah! ‐ What?
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God did not bless
you with boobage..
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So that you could carry
office supplies.
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Girl, you better use them
things to get a date.
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Well, he is kind of sexy.
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I guess, I could, uh, approach
him about a follow‐up interview.
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Uh, no. No, you
will not, alright?
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That's the old Khadijah.
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Now, the new Khadijah
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needs to put down the notepad
and ask the brother out.
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The new Khadijah
needs to get some
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and tell us all the
dirty details.
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The new Khadijah sound
like a big‐mouthed hooker.
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(Max) 'Now, come on,
Khadijah, hurry up.'
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Gotta get in there before
they wash the sweat off.
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‐ Press. ‐ Alright.
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‐ Press. ‐ Alright.
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‐ Excuse me. ‐ Yes. Yes, sir.
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This looks like a
video rental card.
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Excuse me, this is
my writing partner.
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And I'm not goin' in
that room without her.
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The exit is to the left.
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See you later, Max.
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Oh, w‐w‐wait, oh..
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(Cedric) 'Oh, I knew
we had the game won'
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when I saw Spike Lee courtside
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crying in his popcorn.
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So you're happy with
the win even though
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you didn't score a single
free throw all night?
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Oh, you'll have to excuse me.
My coach just arrived.
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Hiya, girl. How you doin'?
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You here for some interviews or
just peep out a little flesh?
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[sighs] Um, little bit of both.
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Hmm, well, I'm
available for a little
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one‐on‐one tomorrow night.
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Alright, well, how about dinner?
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Khadijah James, did
you just ask me out?
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Depends. You sayin' yes?
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Umm, yeah, if you're askin'.
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Alright.
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And just make sure
you wear that.
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Okay.
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Now you still have that
little crazy roommate?
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The one who had me sign
that Styrofoam wig‐head.
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‐ Oh. ‐ 'What was her name?
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‐ Max. ‐ That's Regine.
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Max is the sweet one.
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Oh, hello. Oh, okay,
wait a minute.
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[laughing] Hey, partner.
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(male ♫1) 'Ow!'
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Well, if you don't like
it, cowboy, snap me back.
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[knock on door]
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Oh, hello. I'm looking
for Mary Porchnick.
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She does live here, doesn't she?
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Lives?
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Uh, uh, uh..
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Well, well‐well, my name is Mr‐Mr.
McLay.
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I'm a, I'm a friend of hers.
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‐ Is she up and about?
‐ Well, uh..
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Uh, uh, well,
she‐she‐she's‐she's moved on.
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M‐moving, moving, m‐moving on.
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Uh, wh‐wh‐where to?
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A better place.
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Oh, fiddlesticks. I'm‐I'm only
in town for a couple of days.
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And I‐I‐I'm desperate
to see her.
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Uh, will she, will
she be around later?
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In one form or another.
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Oh, tha‐thank you.
Uh, I‐I'll be back.
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And, uh, don't tell her.
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The old bird just
loves surprises.
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And she got a pretty
good one last month.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, buh‐bye.
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Uh, who was that, babe?
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Obie, it was this sweet old man.
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He was, he was looking
for Mary Porchnick.
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‐ Oh. ‐ Oh..
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A‐a‐and I think I gave him
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the impression that she was
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living and breathing and
would be here later.
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Oh. Oh, my.
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Well, uh, don't fret, baby.
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Uh, when he comes back,
I'll break the news to him.
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See, look here, girl.
We're a team now.
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And if one of us
fumbles the ball
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the other one picks it up,
runs it to the end zone
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and does the victory dance in
front of the whole dog pound.
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Hm.
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You still miss the
Browns, don't you?
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Like a toddler
misses the nipple.
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(Synclaire) Okay!
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Cinderella's ready for the ball.
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[chuckles] Cinderella's
havin' second thoughts
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about these nose
bleed stilettos.
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Nose bleeds go away.
Loneliness is forever.
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He's not even gonna
see my feet anyway.
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He's gonna be too
busy lookin' at this
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sweat moustache
over my upper lip.
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Just keep dabbin' it with the bread.
You'll be fine.
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What is wrong with me?
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Oh, Khadijah, you
look beautiful.
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Why are you so nervous?
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I'll tell you why.
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Old girl is out of practice.
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Hasn't had a serious
date in months.
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Regine, you been
tellin' my business?
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Khadijah, men have a sixth sense
about this sort of thing.
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I mean, we can feel
the desperation.
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And I gotta tell you,
it's a real turn off.
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‐ What? ‐ Alright, that's it.
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I'm not goin'.
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Let's get somethin'
straight, Ira.
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You are a man living with women.
Okay?
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There'll be moments when
you really don't belong.
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This is two of those
moments put together.
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Oh, I‐I understand.
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You know, I‐I grew up
with, uh, three sisters.
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I mean, you know, so let me
go on and get up out of here
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before one of y'all start
chasin' me with a hot comb.
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Look, when Cedric gets here,
why don't you just tell him
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that I slipped in the tub
and I broke my ankle.
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It's just a date.
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It does not have to end
with a picket fence
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and a freakin' dog in
your backyard, alright?
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Come on.
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For once in your
life, loosen up.
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Relax. Have some fun.
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Well, my head hurts
and I gotta vomit.
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Alright, I'll get
you some aspirin
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and a bucket, you big sissy.
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Come on, honey,
now you sit down.
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It's okay. You sit down.
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Now, look.
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If anybody should be
nervous, it's him.
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You are Khadijah James.
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You are different than any
other woman he's ever dated.
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That's true.
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I'm not 19, I'm not a
model and I'm not famous.
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Oh, Khadijah. Listen.
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Just let nature take its course.
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Look at me and Obie,
it worked for us.
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It took over a year and a
half just to get up the nerve
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to ask you to the flea market.
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Good point, stick your
tongue in his throat
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the minute you see him, girl.
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Alright, how many do you want?
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Two will be fine.
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[knocking on door]
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Okay, give me two more.
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Give me four. Come on, hurry now.
Hurry up.
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Mr. Ceballos.
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Well, hello.
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I'm Synclaire. Remember me?
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Why don't you just
come right on in?
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Oh, look at me. I
can't invite you in.
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I don't live here anymore.
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But uninviting you
in would be rude.
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Pretend I was never here. Okay.
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‐ I'm sorry. Forgive me.
‐ That's alright.
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I kinda expect that
from your friends.
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Oh, so then you must
remember Max and Regine.
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We're getting late,
Antonio's not gonna hold
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those reservations, come on.
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[laughing]
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Hey, umm, wh‐wh‐what are you
doin' with that bottle?
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Well, I was going
to get the aspirin
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but this one said "For Regine's
professional use only"
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so I figured that this
was the good stuff..
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That you were holdin'
out for yourself.
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Max, I keep my herbal
tranquilizers in that bottle.
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Tranquillizers.
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I offer them to my brides.
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Half if they're nervous
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and a whole one if their
husbands are ugly.
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I just gave Khadijah four
ugly husbands' worth.
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Ow, girl, why didn't you
just knock the girl
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on the head with a baseball bat?
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We better get to
that restaurant.
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00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:31,066
[mumbling]
247
00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:33,566
Where you goin'?
248
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,166
Oh, you don't expect
me to go to Antonio's
249
00:10:36,233 --> 00:10:38,166
wearin' these rags, do you?
250
00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,266
[harp music]
251
00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,053
I can't believe I'm
sittin' across the table
252
00:10:47,077 --> 00:10:50,466
from Khadijah James and she's
not scribblin' on her notepad.
253
00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:51,933
Well, how do you
know I'm not hidin'
254
00:10:51,957 --> 00:10:54,500
a tape recorder somewhere?
255
00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:56,966
I see somebody tryin'
to get their flirt on.
256
00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:58,333
Well. Hey.
257
00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,540
You know, all work and
no play makes Khadijah..
258
00:11:04,406 --> 00:11:06,206
Wow!
259
00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:13,306
Did somebody dim the
lights in here?
260
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,173
Hmm, I don't think so.
Are you alright?
261
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,840
Mm, maybe I just need some food.
262
00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:22,906
How about a toast?
263
00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:28,406
To Ced, and of course to..
264
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,406
Umm..
265
00:11:32,906 --> 00:11:35,773
Hey, that's funny I
can't remember my name.
266
00:11:37,473 --> 00:11:40,940
‐ Yeah. ‐ Good
evening, name please.
267
00:11:41,006 --> 00:11:42,673
Oops.
268
00:11:45,373 --> 00:11:46,606
Thank you.
269
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,606
Yes, we are joining
the Kitsan party.
270
00:11:48,673 --> 00:11:50,173
[whispering] Kitsan, Kitsan.
271
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,740
Right this way.
272
00:11:52,806 --> 00:11:56,340
Alright. Smooth move, you've
done this before, haven't you?
273
00:11:56,406 --> 00:11:59,073
Oh, Chuck E. Cheese. Private party.
I was six.
274
00:12:00,613 --> 00:12:03,013
Your table, ladies.
275
00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,546
[speaking in foreign language]
276
00:12:05,613 --> 00:12:09,046
Oh. This is great.
277
00:12:09,113 --> 00:12:11,113
Girl, where the hell did
you pick that up from?
278
00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:14,246
Baby Hannah's private party.
I was twelve.
279
00:12:14,313 --> 00:12:16,446
My doctor said my left foot
280
00:12:16,513 --> 00:12:18,513
is bigger than my right foot.
281
00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:20,913
Right? See? Now feet big.
282
00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:23,346
Why are my shoes the same size?
283
00:12:24,246 --> 00:12:27,013
You see what I'm sayin'?
284
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,913
[cell phone ringing]
285
00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:30,146
Your purse.
286
00:12:30,213 --> 00:12:32,780
Oh, man, listen..
287
00:12:34,913 --> 00:12:36,880
Hello, I'm at dinner.
288
00:12:36,946 --> 00:12:38,480
(Max) 'Khadijah, it's Max.'
289
00:12:38,546 --> 00:12:40,980
Get your butt in the coat room.
We've gotta talk to you.
290
00:12:41,046 --> 00:12:43,780
Okay.
291
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,380
Okay, look, I gotta
go talk to the coat.
292
00:12:47,546 --> 00:12:50,080
Ced, will you just
watch my shoes, okay?
293
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:56,146
Hello, lady, your hair
look nice like that.
294
00:13:01,186 --> 00:13:04,486
Now, you know that's nasty. I
could tell by the way you eat.
295
00:13:04,553 --> 00:13:06,686
You're hardly eating.
296
00:13:09,253 --> 00:13:10,886
Okay.
297
00:13:10,953 --> 00:13:13,686
‐ Oh, Khadijah. ‐ Oh, my God.
298
00:13:13,753 --> 00:13:14,886
Wait, no, hold up.
299
00:13:14,953 --> 00:13:16,186
Now, they could've got y'all
300
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,486
a better table than this.
301
00:13:18,553 --> 00:13:20,033
Alright, Khadijah,
Khadijah, Khadijah.
302
00:13:20,057 --> 00:13:21,486
Listen, I have to
tell you something
303
00:13:21,553 --> 00:13:24,486
and I want to preface
this by saying.
304
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:27,286
Regine didn't mean to hurt you.
305
00:13:28,386 --> 00:13:31,853
‐ Khadijah, Max drugged you.
‐ No‐‐
306
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:32,853
‐ She.. Shut up. ‐ Okay.
307
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:36,120
She gave you tranquillizers.
308
00:13:36,186 --> 00:13:37,466
Okay, you shut
your hole, midget.
309
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,753
I mean, it was an accident.
It was an accident.
310
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,520
You know tranquillizers, Aspirins.
To‐ma‐to, to‐mah‐to.
311
00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:44,286
No, y'all is trippin'.
312
00:13:44,353 --> 00:13:45,453
Oh.
313
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,986
You think I don't know.
I know what's up.
314
00:13:48,886 --> 00:13:50,853
I know!
315
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,953
Y'all just tryin' to be jealous.
316
00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:56,453
See, 'cause I'm gettin'
the man of your dreams.
317
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,220
Okay, honey, honey,
if we were lyin'
318
00:13:59,286 --> 00:14:01,926
why is your size
12 on the table?
319
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:09,393
Now, see, I'm goin'
back over to my table.
320
00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:11,593
Because my man is missin' me.
321
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:17,960
M‐m‐my m‐m‐man m‐m‐missin' m‐me.
322
00:14:19,493 --> 00:14:22,193
That's a lot of M's in that.
323
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,820
‐ I like M's. M's.. ‐
O‐o‐okay, hold on.
324
00:14:23,887 --> 00:14:24,887
We should be goin' home.
325
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:25,826
[clamoring]
326
00:14:25,893 --> 00:14:28,560
Back off y'all.
Back off, back off.
327
00:14:28,626 --> 00:14:30,626
Get off of me.
328
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,493
Hey, y'all just stay
the hell away from me.
329
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,160
Imma call security.
330
00:14:38,226 --> 00:14:40,160
Security.
331
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:46,293
Okay. Well, so much for
your brilliant plan.
332
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,226
I am going over there and I'm
telling Cedric what's goin' on.
333
00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:53,326
Pardon me, Mr. Ceballos did not
come to world famous Antonio's
334
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,360
to be harassed by
common groupies.
335
00:14:56,426 --> 00:14:59,426
Groupies, uh, th‐there's
that word again.
336
00:14:59,493 --> 00:15:02,166
I got your.. Wa‐wa‐wait.
337
00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:04,033
‐ You don't wanna.. ‐ Oh, wait!
Wait a minute.
338
00:15:04,057 --> 00:15:06,490
‐ You don't wanna do this.
‐ Unhand me, you brute!
339
00:15:07,133 --> 00:15:09,066
I really like that.
340
00:15:11,733 --> 00:15:13,933
Well, I was cold.
341
00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:19,600
Oh, wingtips. Mr. McLay.
342
00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:22,400
Alright, look, bad news is
best delivered straight.
343
00:15:22,466 --> 00:15:23,933
Just like whiskey.
344
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,033
Well, what if Mrs. Porchnick
was his one true love
345
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,866
and he's travelled
here to find her?
346
00:15:27,933 --> 00:15:29,633
What if "no mountains
high enough
347
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:30,866
"no valleys low enough
348
00:15:30,933 --> 00:15:33,900
no rivers wide enough" to
keep him away from her, yeah?
349
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,806
What if he touched her
in the morning, I mean..
350
00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:37,566
'What's goin' on here?'
351
00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:40,000
No more Miss Ross before bedtime.
Okay?
352
00:15:44,066 --> 00:15:45,666
Hi, Mr. McLay.
353
00:15:45,733 --> 00:15:47,813
My husband, Overton, has
something to tell you. Come.
354
00:15:47,837 --> 00:15:49,633
Oh, don't tell me
Mary's not here again.
355
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,733
That woman's a, a
whirling dervish.
356
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,700
When I got back
from World War II
357
00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:55,800
it was months
before I found her.
358
00:15:55,866 --> 00:15:57,466
Oh, oh, so you were
in the big one, huh?
359
00:15:57,533 --> 00:15:58,533
‐ Yes. ‐ Yeah.
360
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,006
I‐I bet you learned
to look death
361
00:16:00,073 --> 00:16:01,406
right in the eye
and laugh at it.
362
00:16:01,473 --> 00:16:02,706
‐ Ha! ‐ Never.
363
00:16:02,773 --> 00:16:06,273
Each loss is much more
painful than the last.
364
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:10,106
Umm, well, Mrs. Porchnick'll be
back in the mornin'. Eh‐eh..
365
00:16:10,173 --> 00:16:12,006
Oh, my God, that‐that woman's
366
00:16:12,073 --> 00:16:14,373
harder to trace
down than a ghost.
367
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,306
N‐n‐now you're gettin' it.
368
00:16:17,373 --> 00:16:21,106
Overton, if I fumble
and you fumble
369
00:16:21,173 --> 00:16:23,573
who picks up the ball?
370
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,673
I guess we're gonna have
to have some kids, baby.
371
00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:28,673
We need a few more
players on this squad.
372
00:16:31,606 --> 00:16:34,206
My nana used to grate
cheese just like that.
373
00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:39,606
Oh, nana.
374
00:16:39,673 --> 00:16:42,373
[sobbing]
375
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,940
Oh, I'm sorry.
376
00:16:45,006 --> 00:16:46,073
When did she pass?
377
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,140
She's not dead, she in Jersey.
378
00:16:50,106 --> 00:16:52,006
Hey, what's wrong?
I kill your buzz?
379
00:16:52,073 --> 00:16:53,173
Well, come on.
380
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:56,673
Come on. Let's
dance, Ced‐a‐doodle.
381
00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:58,273
They don't got no
dance floor here.
382
00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:01,313
Oh, please. Come on, now.
383
00:17:02,613 --> 00:17:05,446
Excuse me, harp lady.
384
00:17:05,513 --> 00:17:07,613
How about a little Wu Tang?
385
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,413
How about a little Bach?
386
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,813
Okay, kick it.
387
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,813
[harp music]
388
00:17:18,546 --> 00:17:22,446
Khadijah, I think it's
time to take you home.
389
00:17:22,513 --> 00:17:24,380
Take me home?
390
00:17:24,446 --> 00:17:26,613
[chuckling] Oh‐oh‐oh,
somebody got
391
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,380
a little crush on me, huh.
392
00:17:29,446 --> 00:17:31,213
Somebody need to sober up.
393
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,013
Oh, please.
394
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,680
Big guy like you.. Holdin'
your liquor just fine.
395
00:17:44,346 --> 00:17:46,646
Okay, alright, I got it.
396
00:17:46,713 --> 00:17:48,880
What if I dress up like Mrs.
Porchnick?
397
00:17:48,946 --> 00:17:50,713
Then Mr. McLay will think that
398
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:52,980
the woman he loves
is still alive.
399
00:17:53,046 --> 00:17:55,313
Now, was her hump on the
left or on the right?
400
00:17:56,613 --> 00:17:58,546
Look, baby, we can't
run from this forever.
401
00:17:58,613 --> 00:18:01,186
I mean, let's just face the man
like two mature adults, okay?
402
00:18:01,253 --> 00:18:02,253
[knock on door]
403
00:18:02,286 --> 00:18:03,786
‐ That's him. Hide. ‐ Hide.
404
00:18:03,853 --> 00:18:05,286
(Max) 'I know you're in there.'
405
00:18:05,353 --> 00:18:07,720
'Stop sneakin' that freak
and come open the door.'
406
00:18:08,686 --> 00:18:11,620
‐ It's Maxine. ‐ Yeah, thanks.
407
00:18:11,686 --> 00:18:14,053
Khadijah's got a hangover
and I gotta get some stuff
408
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,720
to help her out, you know.
409
00:18:20,753 --> 00:18:22,153
Wait a minute, now.
410
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:24,886
How's all that food gonna
help Khadijah's hangover?
411
00:18:24,953 --> 00:18:27,753
I'm much less abrasive
when I'm full.
412
00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:29,620
How many people live here?
413
00:18:29,686 --> 00:18:32,853
Uh, where can I find
Mary Porchnick?
414
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,153
Got a shovel?
415
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:37,786
That old prune
croaked weeks ago.
416
00:18:37,853 --> 00:18:39,286
Alright, y'all.
Thanks for the beef.
417
00:18:39,353 --> 00:18:41,253
(Obie) 'Alright.'
418
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,753
Mary's dead?
419
00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:46,220
Sorry, Mr. McLay. We just
didn't know how to tell you.
420
00:18:46,286 --> 00:18:47,953
Woo‐woo‐woo.
421
00:18:49,386 --> 00:18:53,453
Mary's gone on to a fine resting
place at Pristine Hills.
422
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,253
Her memory will live on forever.
423
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,686
Oh, to Hades with her memory.
424
00:18:57,753 --> 00:19:01,293
That cheap old bag
owes me 500 bucks.
425
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,926
‐ What? ‐ Yeah.
426
00:19:03,993 --> 00:19:05,260
She, she stiffed me
427
00:19:05,326 --> 00:19:08,360
a‐at a poker game ten years ago.
428
00:19:08,426 --> 00:19:10,793
I‐I'm half a mind to kill myself
429
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:12,793
and get her on the other side.
430
00:19:16,326 --> 00:19:19,760
Last night was the most
humiliatin' night of my life.
431
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,560
Do you think he'll call?
432
00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:23,893
Yeah, sure, girl. I
don't see why not.
433
00:19:26,493 --> 00:19:29,460
[chuckles] What world
are y'all livin' in?
434
00:19:29,526 --> 00:19:31,960
I mean, that brother is
never callin' again.
435
00:19:32,026 --> 00:19:34,160
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised
if he hasn't changed
436
00:19:34,226 --> 00:19:36,160
his phone number already.
437
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,593
You are a first‐class
pain in the butt.
438
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:47,026
I mean, ha‐ha‐have you ever
heard of a little thing
439
00:19:47,093 --> 00:19:49,260
called sparing
someone's feelings?
440
00:19:49,326 --> 00:19:50,993
But, uh, I‐I just did.
441
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:53,760
I mean, I could've mentioned
how he's probably on the phone
442
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,460
right now callin' up all his
NBA buddies and tellin' 'em
443
00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:58,793
how Khadijah James do
up on the maitre d'.
444
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,933
Well, fine. The truth
is leavin' the room.
445
00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:07,400
[groans]
446
00:20:07,466 --> 00:20:09,866
Oh, forget Mars.
447
00:20:09,933 --> 00:20:12,500
That one is from Pluto.
448
00:20:12,566 --> 00:20:14,333
Well, at least he's
being straight with me.
449
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,166
If this is what happens when
I put myself out there..
450
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:19,966
I drink so much, I don't
even remember doin' it.
451
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,300
Well, no more.
452
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:23,833
Hey, cut yourself a break, girl.
453
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:25,433
You didn't drink anything.
454
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,233
It was those tranquillizers
that did you in.
455
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,666
What tranquillizers?
456
00:20:31,366 --> 00:20:32,900
[grunts]
457
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,933
You're right, girl. You
were pretty drunk.
458
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,966
Oh, hold up, hold up.
459
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,800
It's all comin' back to me now.
460
00:20:44,866 --> 00:20:47,233
That was your face under
the raccoon coat.
461
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,800
Y'all drugged me.
462
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,666
Is that really relevant?
463
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,466
The important thing is..
464
00:20:55,533 --> 00:20:58,333
Is that you're back
in the dating game.
465
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,466
Okay?
466
00:20:59,533 --> 00:21:02,073
Oh, I'm gettin' into it,
just without your help.
467
00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:04,273
Because for a few
minutes last night
468
00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:06,606
before the headache
and the sweating
469
00:21:06,673 --> 00:21:10,773
and the sudden coma, I
was really into it.
470
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,840
I mean, that boy was cute.
471
00:21:12,906 --> 00:21:14,773
Khadijah, is there anything
472
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,640
anything Max can do to
make this up to you?
473
00:21:18,606 --> 00:21:19,606
Yeah.
474
00:21:19,673 --> 00:21:22,406
You can call Cedric and
explain everything.
475
00:21:22,473 --> 00:21:24,640
Maybe at least I can
get my dignity back.
476
00:21:25,973 --> 00:21:27,606
And maybe another date.
477
00:21:27,673 --> 00:21:30,240
(Trip) 'That's a
big, fat maybe!'
478
00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:35,640
Okay, we gotta teach
that brother how to lie.
479
00:21:40,873 --> 00:21:41,873
Now, hold on.
480
00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:43,906
Just take it easy on Mrs.
Porchnick.
481
00:21:43,973 --> 00:21:46,640
It's not easy to keep a house
cheery when you luggin' around
482
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:47,773
a oxygen tank.
483
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,773
Come on, lighten up on Mrs.
Porchnick.
484
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,606
It's not easy to
keep a house cheery
485
00:21:51,673 --> 00:21:53,573
when the Grim Reaper's
at your doorstep.
486
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,973
Come on now, don't‐don't crack on Mrs.
Porchnick.
487
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,840
It's not easy to
keep a house cheery
488
00:21:57,906 --> 00:21:59,780
when you're fallin'
and you can't get up.
489
00:21:59,846 --> 00:22:01,813
Hey, don't crack on Mrs.
Porchnick.
490
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,346
Kinda hard keepin'
the house cheery
491
00:22:03,413 --> 00:22:05,380
when you hooked up
to a iron lung.
492
00:22:07,046 --> 00:22:08,486
Y'all‐y'all got to
give me some love.
493
00:22:08,546 --> 00:22:11,013
Hey, I got the bat.
494
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,680
(female ♫1) Woo‐hoo!
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