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(female narrator) Previously
on "Living Single.."
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Well, here we are, baby.
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Gate C‐8. The gateway to
paradise, Mrs. Jones.
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I want you to come to
London with me to live.
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Are you out of your mind, man?
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Synlcaire moved out and
I gotta fill her spot.
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Ladies, I think we
got a family here.
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O‐Obie, y‐you mean
we're stranded
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on a deserted island?
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Well, technically, babe
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it won't be deserted
until we're dead.
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Wait!
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Wait, you forgot us!
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It's our honeymoon!
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Oh!
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Oh! Obie, quick!
Send up a flare.
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Oh, great, great. Now we're
at the funkadelic concert?
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That's the best I can
do unless you want me
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to set my pants on fire.
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Oh, that's how we
got into this mess
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the first place, Mr. Frisky.
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Babe, relax, relax, you
know angry old Agnes
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will send out a
rescue team for us.
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And until said rescue
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I dare you to find
anything wrong
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with spending the night in this
tropical paradise all alone.
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[loud roaring]
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On the other hand, um..
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You're not packing a deer rifle
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now, are you, mama?
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ And in a nineties
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up what ♪
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♪ Keep your head
up that's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my homegirls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue it's
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ What you want ♪
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♪ No free position ♪
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[instrumental solo]
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♪ Haa ♪
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Possible tenant infraction.
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(Maxine) 'Um. Um,
t‐this is good.'
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'Oh, God, real good.'
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(Trip) 'Mm, yeah. See, I thought
you like it like that.'
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(Maxine) 'Mm‐hm.'
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Maxine Shaw, what foul act
are you doing in my kitchen?
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Getting busy with a crab omelet.
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You know Regine, it could
be me or my hormones
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but you're lookin' mighty
cute in 'em jeans, baby.
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Excuse me, Ira,
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but I do not let strangers
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saute or souffle with
my gourmet cookware.
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Oh, I feel the same.
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That's why I brought my own.
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Breakfast?
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Nice try but I'm a
strict vegetarian.
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One vegetarian supreme for
the supreme vegetarian.
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Edible.
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Morning.
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Oh, Khadijah, good morning.
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Packed you a little
some‐some for later.
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Well, thank you.
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‐ Oh, a salad? ‐ Mm‐hm.
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‐ Little chicken thingies?
‐ Right.
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And a Yoo‐hoo. How'd you know?
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It was in a fridge
marked Khadijah's.
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Touch at your own risk.
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Now if you ladies will excuse me
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I gotta go and put my
name on the mailbox.
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Well, you just make sure
that's in pencil, bruh.
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Oh, Lord, I love that guy.
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Who is he?
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That's our new roommate.
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Oh, I thought you
hired a new chef.
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So, mate, all packed for
the big move to London?
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Alright. Look..
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I came here to eat
not open my soul.
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You know, that gives
me indigestion.
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You know, that front is gonna
cost you the man you love.
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‐ Who says I love him?
‐ You did.
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‐ Who says I'm in it? ‐ You did!
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Alright, check this out, girl.
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You need to stop
listening to what I say.
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Besides, it's the nineties.
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We don't follow men all
over the world anymore.
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It's about time they
start following us.
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So Kyle should give up his
carrier so you don't have to.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Look, Max, buddy, it's not like
I won't miss you 'cause I will
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but somebody has
to make that move.
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But I'm Maxine Shaw,
attorney at law.
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Now if not that, who am I?
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What do I have?
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Somebody to rub lotion on those
crusty feet of yours at night.
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Oh, okay, w‐w‐what was it?
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A‐a mountain lion, a
wolf, a velociraptor?
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Some sorta tropical guinea pig.
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A whole family of 'em
snortin' together
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can make almighty roar.
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Don't you lie to
make me feel better.
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If there's a, an angry
ferocious animal out there
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you tell me!
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Well, I don't know if he was
angry so much as hungry.
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Great. We're gonna be eaten
alive and it's all your fault!
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‐ Now calm down, sugarlumps.
‐ Calm down?
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It's easy for you
to say calm down.
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You're nothing but bones.
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I'm the one with the sweet meat.
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Well, you didn't complain
about these bones last night?
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Well, there's a first
time for everything.
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Alright, now you're
getting personal.
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And might I add, a bit petty.
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Oh, you haven't seen petty.
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Oh, I'm looking at a heapin'
helpin' of it right now.
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Dagnabbit.
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Obie..
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What, woman?
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Are you scared?
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Nah, that beast was
rippin' apart a goat.
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He's probably full by now.
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No.
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I'm talking about us.
About marriage.
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Oh, that beast.
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I mean, it's just all so new.
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I don't know what you expect of me.
I've never been a wife.
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Well, I never had a wife, so
it's not like I could tell you
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if you were doin' a bad job.
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That was just the reassurance
I was looking for.
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Look, babe, you're..
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Just... try not to let
the fears and doubts
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of marriage overwhelm you.
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I mean, I know, I'm tryin'.
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Well, can we do this?
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Well, we say we could in front
of God and all our friends.
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I'm sure our friends will
forgive us if we don't
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but I don't know about God.
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Well, maybe we can make
it work, right here.
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I'm reminded of
another young couple
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that were stranded together
and let love lead the way.
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Hm.
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'The only couple
that comes to mind'
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is Thurston and Lovey Howell
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but there's was a
mature island love.
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No, I'm talking about
Brooke shields
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and Christopher Atkins in the
highly underrated 80's film.
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"Endless Love."
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♪ My love there's
only you in my life ♪
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♪ The only thing that's right ♪
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No, baby, u‐uh, the film
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you're thinkin' about
is "Blue Lagoon."
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Um, "Endless Love" was
a far less successful
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Brooke shield's effort.
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Hey! You wanna sing
or you wanna fight?
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♪ My first love ♪
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♪ You're every
breath that I take ♪
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♪ You're every step I make ♪
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So do I look any younger?
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[chuckles] I yanked those
gray hairs right out.
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Oh, you didn't.
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Khadijah, don't you
know the old saying?
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"Pluck one, two will come."
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What?
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Nobody ever told me about
that stupid saying.
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Why didn't you tell me
about that stupid saying?
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Alright now, just relax, honey.
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It'll be weeks before you
look like Esther Rolle.
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[knocking on door]
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Eh, morning, ladies.
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Uh, Khadijah..
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You think you can give me a
lift to the airport tonight?
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Mm‐hm.
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You know, I would've
gone to London with you.
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[chuckling]
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Yeah, Regine, look..
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Uh, thank you, thank you but
that would've been like
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taking my little sister.
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Yeah b‐but it makes
so much more sense.
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I mean, you and I are the
only two around here
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that have any style.
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Uh, that's true.
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And besides we would be so
close to Paree and Milan
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with all of the fabulous people.
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‐ Ooh. ‐ Oh, why
am I stuck here?
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To help those who need it.
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[both laughing]
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I'm gonna miss you.
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Aw. I'm gonna miss you too, Boo.
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You know, Kyle, I can't
believe you're really going.
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I mean, I knew Max
would be stubborn
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but I really expected
more from you.
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See that's the problem,
Khadijah, so to Maxine.
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And why should I give her more
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than she's willing
to give to me?
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Amen, brother. Leave the witch.
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So you make the same
mistake that I did.
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I mean, I've poured
the last five years
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of my life into Flavor.
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Khadijah, look, it's more
than just my career. Come on.
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Look at my history with Maxine.
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Do you honestly blame
me for not wanting
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to risk my future on a
relationship like that?
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No. Kyle, look, now you
look out for number one.
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Me, me, me, me, me!
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That's the key to success.
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‐ Really? ‐ Mm‐hm.
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Well, I'm glad you
feel that way, Regine.
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In light of the fact
that when I'm gone
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you will be Maxine's
only target.
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No. Oh, no!
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‐ Oh! ‐ That's right.
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‐ I'm beggin' you. ‐ 'No.'
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M‐M‐Max is your one true love.
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‐ No, please! ‐
That's true girl.
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You've been talking about me.
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I can feel it.
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Alright, what gives?
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So are you staying or going?
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‐ Where will you be? ‐ London.
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‐ You? ‐ West of there, here.
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‐ Too bad. ‐ Sure enough.
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Thought you were
smarter than that.
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‐ Ooh, guess not. Bye‐bye.
‐ Your loss.
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I just got reservations at
Donald Trump's new restaurant.
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I guess I have to go
with somebody else.
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Don't forget your girl.
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Hey! Break out your Swiss Obie knife.
I got breakfast.
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Look at all with your
"Cast Away" self.
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How you land this big boar?
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Oh, I had to move fast.
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The tide almost washed him
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off the beach but I gotcha.
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Uh‐huh! Huh?
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Well, might be better
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if we don't eat this
particular fish, baby.
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Oh.
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‐ He sank real fast, didn't he?
‐ Yeah.
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You know something..
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If I have to be stranded
for the rest of my life
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without a glimmer of hope,
I'm glad it's with you.
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Hm, thank you, my marooned mama.
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‐ You know what? ‐ What?
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I don't care if we
do get rescued.
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Me neither.
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Oh, a rescue chopper.
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We gettin' up out
of this hellhole.
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Hey! Look at me!
252
00:11:32,906 --> 00:11:36,040
[both screaming]
253
00:11:36,106 --> 00:11:38,506
(Obie) Thank you. Thank you.
254
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,073
I told you we can go home.
255
00:11:44,606 --> 00:11:47,140
[all cheering]
256
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,773
Oh, no.
257
00:11:49,973 --> 00:11:51,840
May I have your
attention, please?
258
00:12:03,513 --> 00:12:06,713
Uh, this is an
unauthorized gathering.
259
00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:09,613
Well, I didn't know I had
to pull a permit to party.
260
00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,613
You have to clear..
261
00:12:14,713 --> 00:12:18,513
You have to clear all gatherings
in the common area with moi.
262
00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:20,580
All sanctioned
events are subject
263
00:12:20,646 --> 00:12:22,946
to guest list approval by moi.
264
00:12:23,013 --> 00:12:26,146
But this moi pays
one‐third of the rent.
265
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:29,380
Oh, just hack up the
French language.
266
00:12:29,446 --> 00:12:32,246
You just wait till
Khadijah hears about this.
267
00:12:32,313 --> 00:12:34,313
Get your hot nachos here, baby.
268
00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:36,013
Get 'em while they're hot.
269
00:12:38,646 --> 00:12:40,680
Why do I feel like I just
walked into Hooters?
270
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,913
Why don't you go suck the fun
out of somebody else's party?
271
00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:49,880
Now look.
272
00:12:49,946 --> 00:12:54,513
These undesirables and their
little ring leader must go.
273
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,613
Look, you can't
just kick Trip out.
274
00:12:56,680 --> 00:13:00,386
I'm shocked. Why? 'Cause
the queen said so?
275
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,486
And now look, all
of you everybody..
276
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,553
Look who finally
came to my party.
277
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:25,353
Hi, sweety. I'm Regine.
278
00:13:25,420 --> 00:13:27,753
Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
279
00:13:27,820 --> 00:13:29,720
And I'm your hostess.
280
00:13:29,786 --> 00:13:32,820
Weren't you a leading
lady in one of my videos?
281
00:13:34,186 --> 00:13:36,120
If you want me to be.
282
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,320
Yo, Trip, I know you
saved me some nachos.
283
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,586
‐ Right? ‐ Uh‐huh.
Y‐you gotta move.
284
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,520
Get that, Montel.
285
00:13:46,586 --> 00:13:49,553
I was just gonna go
and whip up some dip.
286
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:53,686
Hey! Who turned
down the game, huh?
287
00:13:53,753 --> 00:13:56,486
Sure, now somebody was winning.
288
00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:00,093
I have to admit, if
we never made it back
289
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,460
I would've sure missed
strawberry pina coladas.
290
00:14:03,526 --> 00:14:07,093
Not me, girl. I'd have still
been intoxicated by your beauty.
291
00:14:10,426 --> 00:14:12,426
Hey, um, are you‐you starting
to get a little tired
292
00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:15,126
of all this cutsie stuff?
293
00:14:15,193 --> 00:14:16,313
Yeah, maybe a little bit now
294
00:14:16,337 --> 00:14:18,070
that we're an old
married couple.
295
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,993
Oh, yeah, girl, check this out.
296
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:25,293
Talked to Kyle and he's going
to London without Max.
297
00:14:27,193 --> 00:14:29,426
Oh, that's just so sad.
298
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,973
I always thought the two of them
would destined to be together.
299
00:14:32,593 --> 00:14:33,993
Oh, don't worry.
300
00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:36,860
That fire won't go out until
there's nothing left in him
301
00:14:36,926 --> 00:14:38,293
but teeth and toe nails.
302
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:42,360
Oh. That must be a long time from now.
Let me give you.
303
00:14:42,426 --> 00:14:44,260
Yo..
304
00:14:44,326 --> 00:14:46,260
Oh, Lord, sea hag alert.
305
00:14:47,593 --> 00:14:51,026
Listen up you stragglers,
I have your bill
306
00:14:51,093 --> 00:14:53,126
for the helicopter rescue.
307
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:56,426
‐ No checks or money orders.
‐ Um‐mm.
308
00:14:56,493 --> 00:14:58,426
You know what you can do
with that bill, lady?
309
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:01,600
Oh, honey, honey,
let me handle it.
310
00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:03,600
Yes, honey, honey,
let her handle it.
311
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:06,166
Handle it.
312
00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:08,600
What my husband is
trying to say here
313
00:15:08,666 --> 00:15:12,233
is that we've had enough
of your stank attitude.
314
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:13,420
'Let me tell you something.'
315
00:15:13,444 --> 00:15:15,633
If you so much as breathe
on our honeymoon
316
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:19,000
we will tie you to an anchor and
drag your butt off some car.
317
00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:20,200
You hear me?
318
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,966
I mean, you really don't
have to get ugly.
319
00:15:27,966 --> 00:15:30,633
But it is an interesting method.
320
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,780
You know you could have a
future on this cruise line.
321
00:15:32,804 --> 00:15:33,870
Oh, really?
322
00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:37,000
Yo..
323
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,900
I don't care if he is
your seeing eye dog.
324
00:15:38,966 --> 00:15:40,900
He does not get a life jacket.
325
00:15:42,666 --> 00:15:46,133
Well, where were we, Mr. Jones?
326
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,300
About to start our new
life together, Mrs. Jones.
327
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,666
You know, that was kinda cutsie
328
00:15:52,733 --> 00:15:55,533
and I liked it.
329
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,366
‐ Let's go to the room.
‐ Come on.
330
00:16:02,506 --> 00:16:04,986
(male announcer) 'Final boarding
call for Flight 462 to London.'
331
00:16:06,773 --> 00:16:08,706
Say goodbye, Khadijah.
332
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,073
I don't want to.
333
00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:22,640
‐ Bye, big brother. ‐ Bye, Boo.
334
00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:25,973
‐ I love you. ‐ I love you too.
335
00:16:28,006 --> 00:16:29,573
Stop that plane!
336
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,773
Please, Barker.
337
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,906
Well, look who finally
came to her senses.
338
00:16:33,973 --> 00:16:35,906
Yeah, n‐no freak that, um..
339
00:16:38,173 --> 00:16:40,306
I just want to give
you one more chance..
340
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,973
To get over yourself and stay.
341
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:50,073
Why don't you get over yourself
and get your butt on this plane?
342
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:52,840
Oh, you smooth talking bastard.
343
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,840
You are making a big
mistake, Maxine.
344
00:16:57,906 --> 00:16:59,306
That way you're
making a bigger one.
345
00:16:59,330 --> 00:17:01,213
Look, I‐I'm, uh..
346
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,680
I'm not going to get into this
competition thing with you.
347
00:17:04,746 --> 00:17:06,013
Not this time.
348
00:17:08,046 --> 00:17:10,013
Damn, I'm gonna miss you.
349
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,013
I'll miss you more.
350
00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:15,846
Oh, come on!
351
00:17:15,913 --> 00:17:18,446
Kyle..
352
00:17:18,513 --> 00:17:19,980
Can't you give a girl a kiss?
353
00:18:03,453 --> 00:18:04,653
[sighs]
354
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:05,720
You okay?
355
00:18:05,786 --> 00:18:08,786
Oh, yep, I will be.
356
00:18:11,353 --> 00:18:12,620
Well, I'm not.
357
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,620
What are you doing
with my toothbrush?
358
00:18:25,686 --> 00:18:28,253
There was a spider,
I had to flick it.
359
00:18:33,453 --> 00:18:36,486
Hey, hold up. Does this
mean you going to London?
360
00:18:36,553 --> 00:18:39,086
Or just robbing us
blind as usual.
361
00:18:39,153 --> 00:18:40,586
Taking a ride out to Vegas.
362
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,386
I cashed in Kyle's ticket
363
00:18:42,453 --> 00:18:45,686
and now I'm gonna go party
with a pair of one eyed jacks.
364
00:18:47,086 --> 00:18:48,646
You know what, you
need to face it, Max.
365
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:49,986
You blew it.
366
00:18:50,053 --> 00:18:52,786
I blew it? No, Kyle blew it.
367
00:18:52,853 --> 00:18:54,493
Let me tell you something,
he had a chance
368
00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:57,153
to wake up every morning to
this face saying I love you
369
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,053
and he hopped on a plane.
370
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:01,393
Where's the logic in that?
Where's the justice?
371
00:19:02,926 --> 00:19:04,193
No justice, no peace.
372
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:09,026
You know how much you need, Max..
You need closure.
373
00:19:10,093 --> 00:19:12,093
I know I sure do.
374
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,693
Now I am sick to death of men
375
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,293
who love themselves
more than they love me.
376
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,293
Mm‐hm. Those selfish bastards.
377
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:24,060
Let me tell you about that nacho
eatin' Montel Jordan did.
378
00:19:24,126 --> 00:19:25,660
He slips me a note.
379
00:19:25,726 --> 00:19:27,093
I think it's his phone number.
380
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,826
Oh, but no.
381
00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:32,193
It's his stank autograph.
382
00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:34,260
Why is everybody trying to
give me their autograph?
383
00:19:34,326 --> 00:19:37,760
I mean, well, do I, do I
look like some groupie?
384
00:19:37,826 --> 00:19:40,593
‐ Well, I, uh‐‐ ‐ Max, don't.
No, please.
385
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,926
Let her have her little
Angela Bassett moment.
386
00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:46,493
You know, I‐I'm just gonna
flush that autograph
387
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,993
right to the Hudson.
388
00:19:50,926 --> 00:19:53,193
So, Vegas, huh?
389
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,560
That's right.
390
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,260
And don't try to
stop me, mother.
391
00:19:56,326 --> 00:19:58,860
Hey, I'm through tryin
to tell you what to do.
392
00:19:58,926 --> 00:20:01,133
I just want you to put 20
down on 6 the hard way.
393
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,233
Can you do that for me?
394
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,200
Goodbye, to fickle men.
395
00:20:07,266 --> 00:20:10,433
From now on, it's about me.
396
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,433
Ooh, that's new.
397
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,466
Shut up.
398
00:20:15,533 --> 00:20:16,933
And come on, it's your turn.
399
00:20:18,533 --> 00:20:19,666
Okay.
400
00:20:19,733 --> 00:20:21,333
Now you know this is
just stupid, right?
401
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,720
‐ Do it. ‐ Alright, okay.
Alright.
402
00:20:22,744 --> 00:20:24,944
If it'll shut you up, fine.
403
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:29,666
From now on, I'm not gonna
let my job run my life.
404
00:20:29,733 --> 00:20:33,300
Uh, p‐pardon me. But
that's my toothbrush.
405
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,866
No, it's a symbol of oppression.
406
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:41,466
Here's a key to
Kyle's apartment.
407
00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:51,433
And now that door..
408
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,166
That door led to nowhere.
409
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:55,633
You know what, from now on
410
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,366
Maxine Shaw is her own woman.
411
00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:58,900
‐ Alright. ‐ Oh, yeah.
412
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,006
You know, I think it'd be a
little bit more dramatic
413
00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:03,140
if we just torch
the whole toilet.
414
00:21:03,206 --> 00:21:04,140
What's up?
415
00:21:04,206 --> 00:21:05,240
This is what you women do
416
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,940
when you go to the
bathroom together.
417
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:18,373
Uh, I guess what we discuss
in bathroom rules next.
418
00:21:19,406 --> 00:21:20,740
Stop lookin', girl.
419
00:21:20,806 --> 00:21:23,706
With hind parts like that,
who‐who needs rules?
420
00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:28,573
Well, now, you need
at least one rule.
421
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,640
Never flush the toilet when
somebody's taking a shower.
422
00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:36,273
[screams]
423
00:21:38,473 --> 00:21:40,406
Flush it again, see if
he runs out of there.
424
00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:49,306
Oh!
425
00:21:51,773 --> 00:21:53,506
Never flush the toilet
426
00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:56,706
when somebody's taking a shower.
427
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:59,546
Don't you do that, girl don't you dare!
We're busy.
428
00:22:02,013 --> 00:22:03,780
Don't you do it!
429
00:22:03,846 --> 00:22:05,846
Obie and I had a fight.
Carry on.
430
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:12,246
(female ♫1) 'Woo‐hoo.'
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