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‐ Hold still. ‐ Oh, oh!
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[grunts]
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I swear, man, this is worse than
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when I used to dress my
kitten in Barbie clothes.
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You know, my German Shepherd
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never got over you
dressin' him up.
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Puttin' panties on a dog?
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Hey, what's up, what's up, hey!
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Who's got a pantyhose for me?
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Uh, Regine has a brand
new pair on her bed.
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Thanks.
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Those are bulge‐away
body skimmers.
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Now that'll be $12.95,
cash, no check.
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You know, Khadijah
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I couldn't be happier if
I was accepting the Li..
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Oh, Linwood‐Hans
Journalism Award myself.
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Hey, an award for me is
an award for Flavor.
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So, since you work there, it's
almost like you gettin' it.
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‐ Really? ‐ Mm‐hmm.
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That means I can
keep it on my desk?
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You touch it and you die.
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[chuckles]
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Help me, I'm in..
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[groans]
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What happened? What..
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‐ What's wrong with you?
‐ Get your tops.
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‐ Oh, oh, God. ‐
I can't breathe.
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‐ Uh‐huh, uh‐huh. ‐ Cut me.
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[indistinct chatter]
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‐ Take a deep breath, breathe.
‐ No.
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Try to breathe, try to breathe.
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Oh!
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ And in a nineties
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up what ♪
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♪ Keep your head
up that's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my home‐girls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue it's
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ What you want ♪
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♪ No free position ♪
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[instrumental solo]
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♪ Haa ♪
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Okay, I wanna be just
perfect when I go up there
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to get my award.
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Am I cool?
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Oh, you look fabulous.
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In fact, we all look fabulous.
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It's amazing how we're fighting
off the ravages of time.
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We've hardly changed.
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I haven't changed at all.
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No, I haven't. No, I haven't.
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Yes.
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Yes, you're still single
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evil and deluded.
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I'm gonna stab you
with this eyeliner.
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‐ You see this? I'll slice you.
‐ Come on, come on, come on.
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I'll take you, you can
have that Adam's apple.
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Alright, come on, come
on, now, come on.
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This is my night, argue
in your own time.
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You're right.
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[chuckles]
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At least we get along
better than we used to.
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I remember when I swore I'd
never be in the same room
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with tater tot again.
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Oh, yes, the dark ages,
that chilly bitter month
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when you lived with us.
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And I went out with Kyle.
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You went out with Kyle?
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(Khadijah) Strange, but true.
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In fact, a lot of things were
strange back in the day.
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[knocking on door]
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Hey, hey.
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[scoffs]
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‐ Roses for your beauty. ‐ Aw.
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Tulips for your smile.
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And, uh, uh, I don't
know what this one is
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let's just say it
represents your mystery.
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Aw. Thank you.
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Regine, baby, parting
is such sweet sorrow.
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And lookin' at you
is just sorrow.
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Aw, dear, sweet Kyle,
he's so in love with me.
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But who can blame him?
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Give a sister a chance.
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Yeah, well, thank
you for nothin'.
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Brother.
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That's the third bank today
that's turned me down
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for a loan for my magazine.
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Well, if you came up with a name
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for your little
home‐girl gazette
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I'm sure somebody might
take you seriously.
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I took it so seriously, I came
up with a whole list of names.
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‐ "Ebonyette." ‐ Alright.
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"Essence of Brooklyn."
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‐ "Afropolitan." ‐ Oh.
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Can't believe these names
haven't been snapped up.
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Care to join us? Ahem.
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I am cooking an old‐fashioned
pancake breakfast
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for my second favorite
roommate, Regine.
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Uh, garnish.
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Enjoy.
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Thank you, Maxine.
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What's with this
fake friendliness?
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Not a drug in the world could
bring you to together.
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Regine and I have called a
truce until I pass the bar.
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I hope this truce lasts
longer than the last time.
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You two shook hands and
ended up arm wrestling.
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A battle, as I recall I won.
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Only because you put
your boobs into it.
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Just trying to compensate
for your mannish hands.
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Mm, what flavor.
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That's it! Flavor, that's what
I'm gonna call my magazine.
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Now, I'm not exactly sure
how long the truce lasted
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but by the time I got
home from my night job
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it was too late to save
the TV or the drapes.
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And who crashed through the
banister is still is a mystery.
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Hey, guys, I got my loan
approved for "Flavor."
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[indistinct yelling]
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You make me sick!
You make me sick!
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You make me sick! You
make me so sick!
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You make me sick!
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[both grunting]
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[screaming]
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Oh, my God!
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[screaming]
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[laughing]
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What else? What else can I get you?
What, uh..
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Oh, sooky, sooky now!
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Okay, alright, alright.
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I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
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(Khadijah) 'Help!'
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[grunting]
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[indistinct yelling]
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Help! Help!
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Can I get some help over here?
Come on!
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Oh! Oh!
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Maxine, Maxine, stop.
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That's not very lady like.
Come on, baby.
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Oh, yeah? How about this?
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[groaning]
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Oh.
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Oh, oh, oh, alright.
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[indistinct shouting]
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Alright, alright!
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Now, hold up, y'all.
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Come on, come on, now, look.
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I'm trying to start
a magazine here.
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Come on, man, I‐I‐I
don't have a dime
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and y'all bustin' up
everything in the house.
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[whimpers]
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[crying]
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My glass giraffe from nana.
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Damn, damn, damn!
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That's it.
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Enough said. I'm mad now, mad.
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One of y'all is moving
the hell out of here!
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Hey! I was here first, cow.
You've gotta go!
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I'm about to become a
successful attorney
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that can afford her own place
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while Regine will be left
to roam around the city
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with "I will marry
for money" sign.
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I'll kill you!
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[clamoring]
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Ergo, I'll go.
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Good, at least the toilet seat
won't be up all the time.
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Touche.
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[grunts]
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Say uncle! Say uncle!
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You better say uncle!
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And they really put
sisterhood to the test.
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Yeah, I still can't
believe her head
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was harder than the banister.
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[laughs]
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You all look lovely,
even the succubus.
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Come on, baby.
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Out of my way, crouton.
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Ow!
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‐ Ooh! ‐ Oh! Oh!
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Oh, you cow! I'mma get
you, I'mma get you!
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‐ Got to catch me. ‐
You know somethin'?
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There's a beauty in
their bitterness.
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If Max hadn't moved out, I
couldn't have moved in.
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Yeah, and if Kyle hadn't
invited me to move to New York
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my heart would have
been in Minneapolis
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and I wouldn't have known why.
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Oh.
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Overton?
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You're doing such a great
job fixing my building.
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I could just give you a deep
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long, lingering kiss.
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Um, I don't think that'd be
appropriate, Ms. Brooks.
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You're right.
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Let's have sex.
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Kidding, just kidding.
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Ooh!
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Hey, would you like to
mosey over to my place
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and have a cup of hot chocolate
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with a touch of brandy?
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Um, not while I'm working
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uh, which I hope
to make full time.
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Overton, you're hired.
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And I'm not just saying that
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because you have a cute tush.
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There I go again.
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I'm such a bad girl.
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Um, Ms. Brooks, uh, look
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my, uh, my tush and I thank you.
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‐ See you. Gotta go. ‐ Uh‐huh.
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Yeah.
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[groans]
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‐ Hey, what's up, man? ‐ Oh.
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You're look at the Brownstone's
new full time handyman.
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Alright, congratulations.
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That's right, that's right.
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You know, I decided to, um
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nip my involvement with
Regine in the bud, man.
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What?
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She does nothin' but talk about
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herself all the time.
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You cannot imagine how
annoying that is.
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Mm, yes, I can.
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Kyle.
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Let me make this plain, honey.
It's over.
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I got asked out by a guy
who's already there
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not just on his way.
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Now, I hope that we can remain
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after you're totally over me
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friends.
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[chuckles]
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Um, Regine, darling,
crushed as I am
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um, I'm sure that
I'll get over you
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long before you get
over yourself.
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Ah, ah, ah, Khadijah's
not home, go away.
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Go away.
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I just came to pick
up some law books
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and some doughnuts I
left here last month.
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[tires screeching]
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[upbeat music]
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Oh. Hello, Brooklyn!
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Oh, my Lord!
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‐ Oh. ‐ Woo‐hoo.
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[tires screeching]
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Hey, everybody, this is
my cousin, Synclaire.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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You know our college
roommate Max, right?
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‐ Yes, hello, hi. ‐ Welcome.
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I enjoyed all the cookies you
sent Khadijah in college.
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‐ Thank you. ‐ Oh.
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She's a hungry one.
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‐ Hello. ‐ This is
our neighbor, Kyle.
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‐ How do? ‐ Gotham greet you.
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And your gargantuan
friend there.
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Funny people, okay.
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And this is his
roommate, Overton.
259
00:11:46,589 --> 00:11:48,191
Hi, hello.
260
00:11:52,352 --> 00:11:55,021
And he is our building's
resident handyman
261
00:11:55,088 --> 00:11:58,291
and he is ridiculously
pleased to meet you.
262
00:11:58,358 --> 00:12:01,467
Wow, the handyman lives
in the building.
263
00:12:01,535 --> 00:12:02,903
How handy.
264
00:12:02,969 --> 00:12:04,004
[giggles]
265
00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:05,005
Might you help me with
266
00:12:05,071 --> 00:12:07,140
my troll Crispus Attucks?
267
00:12:07,207 --> 00:12:08,207
Thank you.
268
00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:09,361
Come on, Khadijah, I'm home.
269
00:12:09,385 --> 00:12:10,811
[laughs]
270
00:12:10,877 --> 00:12:12,157
Yeah, let‐let's
get this stuff in
271
00:12:12,181 --> 00:12:14,981
before somebody sees me with it.
272
00:12:15,048 --> 00:12:18,351
Shorty, today I met the
woman I'mma marry.
273
00:12:18,418 --> 00:12:20,138
You said that after you
and Melody broke up.
274
00:12:20,162 --> 00:12:21,588
You swore off women.
275
00:12:21,655 --> 00:12:23,156
That's not just a woman.
276
00:12:23,223 --> 00:12:26,092
That right there
is my baby's mama.
277
00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:28,562
[laughs]
278
00:12:28,629 --> 00:12:31,598
And as I pulled
Crispus from the jeep
279
00:12:31,665 --> 00:12:34,334
and he pinned me to the ground
280
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,369
then I realized this
was the beginning
281
00:12:36,436 --> 00:12:38,705
of a beautiful relationship.
282
00:12:39,873 --> 00:12:41,708
‐ Oh. ‐ Oh.
283
00:12:41,775 --> 00:12:43,309
Sorry, folks, we've got a flat.
284
00:12:43,376 --> 00:12:48,048
Uh, in the immortal
words of Boys 2 Men.
285
00:12:48,114 --> 00:12:50,050
"This is the end of the road."
286
00:12:52,018 --> 00:12:53,987
Bump that, I'm
making a run for it.
287
00:12:54,054 --> 00:12:55,494
The ceremony starts
in a half an hour
288
00:12:55,556 --> 00:12:57,658
and I'll be damned if
I don't get my award
289
00:12:57,724 --> 00:13:00,260
because of this stretch lemon.
290
00:13:00,326 --> 00:13:03,003
Alright, hold on, we'll just,
we'll just catch a cab.
291
00:13:03,069 --> 00:13:05,639
[laughing]
292
00:13:05,706 --> 00:13:07,774
Six black people in the
middle of the night.
293
00:13:07,841 --> 00:13:09,161
Why don't we just
send up a signal
294
00:13:09,185 --> 00:13:10,652
and wait for the Bat Mobile?
295
00:13:11,845 --> 00:13:14,380
Alright, now, alright,
everybody just relax.
296
00:13:14,447 --> 00:13:15,582
I mean, come on.
297
00:13:15,649 --> 00:13:17,483
With this leg, oh please.
298
00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:19,452
I can get a cab in seconds.
299
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,921
What are you gonna do, trip it?
300
00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:27,661
Look, y'all, there's a subway
station right over there.
301
00:13:27,728 --> 00:13:30,330
We take the express, we'll
be uptown in seven minutes.
302
00:13:30,396 --> 00:13:32,633
And if my boy Slappy's
the motorman, five.
303
00:13:32,699 --> 00:13:34,299
‐ Let's bounce. ‐ Let's
roll, let's roll.
304
00:13:34,323 --> 00:13:37,037
Hold up, you are all forgetting
you're with Regine Hunter.
305
00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:39,039
And there are two
things I do not do.
306
00:13:39,105 --> 00:13:42,275
Go Dutch and ride the subway.
307
00:13:42,342 --> 00:13:43,977
Well, you and your
leg can stay in here
308
00:13:44,044 --> 00:13:44,978
'cause I'm going to get mine.
309
00:13:45,045 --> 00:13:46,980
[indistinct chatter]
310
00:13:53,854 --> 00:13:55,134
Thanks to you, I'm gonna be late
311
00:13:55,158 --> 00:13:57,023
to the most important
night of my life.
312
00:13:57,090 --> 00:13:58,970
Well, who would have thought
that a limo company
313
00:13:58,994 --> 00:14:02,202
called Easy Ed's Deluxe
Rides would be so cheesy?
314
00:14:02,268 --> 00:14:04,004
The naked woman on the mud flap
315
00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:06,740
should've been the
first tip off.
316
00:14:06,807 --> 00:14:09,209
Hey, y'all, quit
trippin' on my baby now.
317
00:14:09,275 --> 00:14:10,915
'Cause you know in your
hearts you're glad
318
00:14:10,981 --> 00:14:12,482
you didn't send her
back to Minnesota
319
00:14:12,549 --> 00:14:14,447
like you were planning
way back when.
320
00:14:15,549 --> 00:14:17,317
‐ What? ‐ Oh, yeah, girl.
321
00:14:17,383 --> 00:14:18,985
You was on your way.
322
00:14:21,855 --> 00:14:24,691
Ah! What the hell?
323
00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:27,227
Damn demon dolls are everywhere!
324
00:14:27,293 --> 00:14:29,462
And that Crispus
Attucks is the worst!
325
00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:31,532
I swear that thing follows
me around with its eyes
326
00:14:31,598 --> 00:14:33,667
when I'm gettin' dressed.
327
00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:35,569
Don't flatter yourself, Regine.
328
00:14:35,636 --> 00:14:37,604
Crispus is not a peepin' troll.
329
00:14:39,239 --> 00:14:41,742
Come on now, hey, when we
agreed to let Synclaire move in
330
00:14:41,808 --> 00:14:43,309
we knew what we were gettin'.
331
00:14:43,376 --> 00:14:45,178
She got a big heart.
332
00:14:45,245 --> 00:14:47,313
So what if she's
a little bugged?
333
00:14:51,552 --> 00:14:53,386
‐ Synclaire! ‐ Huh?
334
00:14:53,453 --> 00:14:56,757
Tell me those are not the notes
for my first cover story?
335
00:14:56,823 --> 00:14:58,424
Is that what you wanna hear?
336
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,603
Oh, but I'll have these back
together lickety split.
337
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:06,406
And, uh, oh, yeah, I'll have the
fax machine fixed by tomorrow.
338
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,676
Uh, after the electricity
comes back on.
339
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:10,743
You..
340
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,914
That's it.
341
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,382
Heads, we send her stuff.
342
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,619
Tails, I'mma help you pack.
343
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,621
No!
344
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,558
Come on, Khadijah, don't you
think sending Synclaire
345
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:25,959
back home is a little harsh?
346
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,604
I mean, how about the way
she bakes cookies for you
347
00:15:27,628 --> 00:15:29,062
after a hard day
of furnish repair?
348
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,289
Or how she always has an extra
sheet of fabric softener
349
00:15:31,356 --> 00:15:33,436
when you coincidentally do
your laundry every Sunday?
350
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:34,935
How about that, huh?
351
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:38,639
Guess who I ran over on the way
back from the coffee shop?
352
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:39,806
Come here.
353
00:15:43,577 --> 00:15:45,679
Do you have a couple of
aspirin and a body cast?
354
00:15:45,746 --> 00:15:47,180
Coming right up!
355
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,616
Kareem Abdul‐Jabbar.
356
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,217
Mr. Skyhook.
357
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,419
Man, I had a pair of those
those fish bowl goggles
358
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,766
just like you had
in high school.
359
00:15:54,790 --> 00:15:55,989
Did it help your game any?
360
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,376
No, but I was the
sharpest dressed
361
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,526
welder in shop class.
362
00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:00,661
Here you go.
363
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,769
Kareem, I'd like you
to meet Khadijah
364
00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,505
the publisher of Flavor.
365
00:16:04,571 --> 00:16:06,707
Khadijah, this is Kareem
366
00:16:06,773 --> 00:16:08,909
your first cover story.
367
00:16:08,975 --> 00:16:11,678
‐ What? For real? ‐ Yes.
368
00:16:11,745 --> 00:16:15,315
Oh, you've got a job for
life, cuz, thank you.
369
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,021
You know, if it weren't
for that interview.
370
00:16:17,045 --> 00:16:18,451
Flavor might not be on the map.
371
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,454
[brakes screeching]
372
00:16:22,956 --> 00:16:24,133
(male ♫1 on speakers)
Attention, passengers.
373
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,792
We have a small
mechanical problem.
374
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,361
We should be movin' in no
more than an hour and a half.
375
00:16:28,428 --> 00:16:29,563
[groaning]
376
00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:31,665
Oh, what the hell!
377
00:16:31,732 --> 00:16:35,401
Come on, train, don't
play me like this.
378
00:16:35,468 --> 00:16:38,138
Where do you think you're going?
We're in a tunnel.
379
00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:40,574
The thought of being
stuck next to you
380
00:16:40,641 --> 00:16:43,076
uh, frightens me. Excuse me.
381
00:16:44,745 --> 00:16:46,412
That's it.
382
00:16:46,479 --> 00:16:48,314
We're not gonna make it.
383
00:16:48,381 --> 00:16:49,850
I'm not gonna get my award.
384
00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:53,520
‐ Oh, now, come on, Khadijah.
‐ I won't get the award.
385
00:16:53,587 --> 00:16:56,122
That award ceremonys, that's
about some stuffed shirts
386
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,490
in a, in a banquet.
387
00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,160
I mean Flavor's
about the people.
388
00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:01,635
That's right.
389
00:17:01,702 --> 00:17:04,270
The college student.
390
00:17:04,337 --> 00:17:07,107
'Or the young
struggling mother.'
391
00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:12,746
'Or the businessman with the
questionable hair piece.'
392
00:17:14,648 --> 00:17:18,084
‐ Hey, these are your readers.
‐ Hey.
393
00:17:18,151 --> 00:17:21,321
You publish Flavor magazine?
394
00:17:21,387 --> 00:17:24,224
I love that magazine.
395
00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:25,892
I'm wearin' it right now.
396
00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:28,161
[groaning]
397
00:17:28,228 --> 00:17:32,065
See, Khadijah? Your work
touches everyone, oh.
398
00:17:32,132 --> 00:17:34,901
Oh, holy cow.
399
00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:40,507
Holy cow, it's Holyfield.
400
00:17:40,574 --> 00:17:42,909
Man, that fight
was off the hook.
401
00:17:42,976 --> 00:17:45,145
Man, you put the fear
of God in Mike Tyson.
402
00:17:45,211 --> 00:17:46,847
Well, that fear
everyone should have.
403
00:17:46,913 --> 00:17:49,916
Well, praise him, praise him!
404
00:17:49,983 --> 00:17:52,118
Excuse me, Mr. Holyfield,
I understand you won
405
00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:54,354
$11 million on your last fight.
406
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:56,723
Should you need a
good stock broker.
407
00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:58,859
Alrighty then.
408
00:17:58,925 --> 00:18:02,135
What are you doing
riding the subway?
409
00:18:02,202 --> 00:18:03,937
It's fast and who gonna mug me?
410
00:18:04,004 --> 00:18:04,938
Oh, shoot.
411
00:18:05,005 --> 00:18:06,607
Not, not without no gun.
412
00:18:06,673 --> 00:18:07,708
[laughs]
413
00:18:09,075 --> 00:18:12,713
Mr. Holyfield, I understand
that you have recently built
414
00:18:12,779 --> 00:18:16,249
a 55,000 square foot mansion.
415
00:18:18,519 --> 00:18:21,421
So, tell me, how's the marriage?
416
00:18:22,789 --> 00:18:26,560
‐ Made in heaven. ‐ Oh,
I'm very happy for you.
417
00:18:27,828 --> 00:18:28,962
[screams]
418
00:18:29,029 --> 00:18:30,496
We're movin'!
419
00:18:30,564 --> 00:18:31,798
[laughs]
420
00:18:31,865 --> 00:18:33,099
[applause]
421
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,367
Look at these clowns.
422
00:18:34,434 --> 00:18:36,169
They squeeze themselves
into a tuxedo
423
00:18:36,236 --> 00:18:37,556
and they think
they're James Bond.
424
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:38,580
[chuckles]
425
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,774
It's been a while, Dr. No.
426
00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:43,677
So long you're
starting to look good.
427
00:18:43,744 --> 00:18:46,446
Maybe you're just
starting to see straight.
428
00:18:46,513 --> 00:18:48,649
I have to admit that
I am so excited
429
00:18:48,715 --> 00:18:51,852
to present this next,
most prestigious award
430
00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:54,855
to an innovative and
insightful young journalist.
431
00:18:54,921 --> 00:18:56,823
It's hard to believe that
not too many years ago
432
00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:59,259
she was my intern at
Essence magazine.
433
00:18:59,325 --> 00:19:01,502
'Well, now it's my pleasure,
ladies and gentlemen'
434
00:19:01,568 --> 00:19:04,605
'to honor tonight, the
founder and the editor'
435
00:19:04,671 --> 00:19:07,440
'of Flavor magazine,
Khadijah James.'
436
00:19:07,508 --> 00:19:10,443
[applause]
437
00:19:20,353 --> 00:19:23,289
Thank you so much, Susan,
for your inspiration.
438
00:19:24,758 --> 00:19:28,829
I would like to thank the
committee for this honor.
439
00:19:28,895 --> 00:19:31,431
I share this award
with my mother
440
00:19:31,497 --> 00:19:33,299
who isn't here
441
00:19:33,366 --> 00:19:34,868
because my cousin
booked her a limo
442
00:19:34,935 --> 00:19:36,670
so God knows where she is.
443
00:19:36,737 --> 00:19:37,771
[laughs]
444
00:19:37,838 --> 00:19:39,640
I booked Budget Benito's.
Who knew?
445
00:19:39,706 --> 00:19:41,675
[laughing]
446
00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:45,311
I also share this award
with the crew of Flavor.
447
00:19:45,378 --> 00:19:47,347
Couldn't do it without you guys.
448
00:19:48,882 --> 00:19:51,217
And my friends,
for supporting me
449
00:19:51,284 --> 00:19:54,020
through all the madness.
450
00:19:54,087 --> 00:19:56,957
Making jelly bean pyramids
for me to cheer me up.
451
00:19:57,023 --> 00:19:58,424
[chuckles]
452
00:19:58,491 --> 00:20:02,769
'Checking my wardrobe, to make
sure it was tasteful, yet fly.'
453
00:20:02,836 --> 00:20:04,037
[chuckles]
454
00:20:04,104 --> 00:20:08,341
'Offering me financial
advice, legal counselling'
455
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:12,112
'and a certain home spun wisdom'
456
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,346
'whether I wanted it or not.'
457
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,348
[laughs]
458
00:20:17,518 --> 00:20:20,721
Guys, I love y'all.
Thank you so much.
459
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:24,490
Oh, look at that, look at that.
460
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:27,227
You know something? I had a
really good time tonight.
461
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:29,696
Yeah, it was fun,
getting all dressed up
462
00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:33,767
and lunging into
Evander Holyfield.
463
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:36,503
Carrying your award
all the way home
464
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:39,039
pretending it was that
Junior Miss trophy
465
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,341
them judges stole from me.
466
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,911
Gave it to that moon‐faced
heifer from Asbury Park.
467
00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:47,648
Just 'cause she rescued
a bull load of campers.
468
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,551
Girl, give me that, give me that.
Move back.
469
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,052
[instrumental music]
470
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,354
‐ Uh‐oh, not my jam
‐ Your jam, girl.
471
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,189
‐ Not my jam! ‐ It's your jam.
472
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,524
Not my jam!
473
00:20:58,859 --> 00:20:59,860
[laughing]
474
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,301
♪ Got sunshine ♪
475
00:21:01,367 --> 00:21:03,537
Ooh, ooh, me too, me too.
476
00:21:03,604 --> 00:21:06,607
♪ On a cloudy day ♪
477
00:21:06,673 --> 00:21:09,075
♪ Oh yeah ♪
478
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:13,079
♪ And it was cold outside ♪
479
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:15,816
♪ I've got the month of May ♪
480
00:21:15,882 --> 00:21:17,851
♪ Oh yeah ♪
481
00:21:17,918 --> 00:21:20,053
♪ Oh I ♪
482
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,255
♪ I guess you could say ♪
♪ What could you say baby? ♪
483
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:24,424
♪ I guess you could say ♪
484
00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:27,761
♪ Make me feel this way ♪
♪ Makes me feel this way ♪
485
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,964
♪ My girls my girls my girls ♪
486
00:21:31,031 --> 00:21:33,700
♪ I'm talkin' 'bout my girls ♪
487
00:21:33,767 --> 00:21:36,236
♪ Break it down ♪
♪ My girls ♪
488
00:21:39,305 --> 00:21:42,042
[theme music]
489
00:21:58,224 --> 00:22:01,167
[music continues]
490
00:22:09,843 --> 00:22:10,911
(female ♫2) Woo‐hoo!
491
00:22:10,977 --> 00:22:11,977
[giggles]
492
00:22:12,012 --> 00:22:14,313
[instrumental music]
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