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LET ME GUESS.
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YOU'RE ON CHAPTER ONE OF
THE HOW‐TO‐JUGGLE BOOK.
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OH, NO, NO, NO. I'M
ON CHAPTER SIX.
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CHAPTERS ONE THROUGH FIVE WERE
"GETTING TO KNOW YOUR FINGERS."
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HEY, HEY.
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OH, MY GOODNESS.
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OH, OBIE, WHAT HAPPENED?
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GIRL, THE VAN HIT A POTHOLE
THE SIZE OF RHODE ISLAND.
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TOOK KYLE AND I ABOUT AN HOUR
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TO GET IT OFF TO THE
SIDE OF THE ROAD.
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AND KYLE WAS SO SHAKEN HE
HAD HIMSELF DRY‐CLEANED.
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WELL, SOMEONE HAD TO
RISK LIFE AND LIMB
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TO DIVERT THE ONCOMING TRAFFIC.
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WELL, HOW'S THE VAN?
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OH, GIRL, I'M AFRAID THAT, UH...
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OLD VANTASIA'S REACHED
THE END OF HER ROAD.
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CAN'T DO NOTHING NOW
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BUT GO DOWN TO THE
POLICE AUCTION
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AND TRY TO FIND SOMETHING
DIRT‐CHEAP AND SERVICEABLE.
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( Giggling )
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THAT'S WHERE KYLE
GOT HIS LAST CAR.
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OR WAS IT HIS LAST DATE?
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CURSE THE SCIENTIST
THAT THAWED YOU OUT.
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KYLE, WHY DON'T YOU COME
DOWN TO THE AUCTION WITH US?
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YOUR NEGOTIATING SKILLS
WILL COME IN HANDY
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AS WE HAGGLE OVER THE HOOPTIES.
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OVERTON, ALTHOUGH I PRIDE MYSELF
ON MY ABILITY TO HOOPTIE‐HAGGLE
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I MUST SAY THAT IMPOUND AUCTIONS
AREN'T EXACTLY THE BARKER STYLE.
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I MUST SAY THAT IMPOUND AUCTIONS
AREN'T EXACTLY THE BARKER STYLE.
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THAT'S TOO BAD, 'CAUSE
ISN'T THE AUCTION
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NEXT DOOR TO THE
ITALIAN SHOE OUTLET?
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AND WE'RE STILL SITTING HERE?!
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♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪
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♪ SINGLE ♪
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♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪
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♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪
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♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ WHAT? ♪
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♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
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♪ WHENEVER THIS
LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪
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♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪
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♪ MY HOMEGIRL STANDING TO
MY LEFT AND MY RIGHT ♪
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♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S
TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪
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♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
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♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by
FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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[and WARNER BROS. TELEVISION]
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( laughing )
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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PUTTING ALL THE PROSPECTS
I DATED LAST YEAR
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INTO TWO PILES.
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"GUYS WHO KILLED THEMSELVES"
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AND "GUYS WHO RAN SCREAMING
INTO THE NIGHT"?
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WELL, AT LEAST I CAN'T
SEPARATE MY OLD DATES
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INTO "TOOTHLESS" AND "JOBLESS."
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THIS PILE... ARE LOSERS.
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THIS PILE: CUTE LOSERS.
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THIS PILE: POTENTIAL LIFEMATES.
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THERE'S NOTHING THERE.
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HENCE, MY FUNK.
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WHAT ABOUT THAT
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
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YOU DATED LAST WEEK?
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HE E‐MAILED YOU A PICTURE
OF A DOZEN ROSES.
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AH, YES, DWIGHT
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THE MAN WHO SHARED A
BUNK BED WITH HIS MAMA.
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HEY, UM, WHAT YOU DOING TONIGHT?
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DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?
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I PROMISE I WON'T EVEN SHUSH YOU
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WHEN YOU TALK BACK
TO THE SCREEN.
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SORRY. I'M MEETING
CHARLES AT THE THEATER.
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OOH, THE THEATER.
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I CAN DO THE THEATER.
WHAT'S PLAYING?
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A DISEASED LUNG. WE'RE
WATCHING AN OPERATION
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AT THE SURGICAL THEATER IN ST.
VINCENT'S HOSPITAL.
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GOT TO GET THERE EARLY
FOR GREAT SEATS.
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YOU CAN ONLY SEE THE HEART
PUMPING FROM THE FRONT ROW.
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YOU KNOW, I'D HANG
WITH YOU, REGINE
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BUT HELL HASN'T COMPLETELY
FROZEN OVER YET.
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FRIENDS, AFRICANS, COUNTRYMEN
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LEND ME YOUR EARS.
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WE ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNERS
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OF A BRAND‐NEW
LINCOLN CONTINENTAL.
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YEAH.
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OVERTON CAME PERILOUSLY CLOSE
TO PURCHASING A PANEL VAN
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WITH SHAG CARPET AND A
CHAIN‐LINK STEERING WHEEL.
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YEAH, AND THEN I SAW THE
TWINKLE IN MY BABY'S EYE
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WHEN SHE SAW THAT
CLASSY CHASSIS.
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SO FROM NOW ON
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ME AND GIRLY GOING TO
BE RIDING IN STYLE.
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I'M OFF TO PRECONDITION
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MY EXQUISITE NEW ALLIGATOR SHOES
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AND PICK UP MY EQUALLY
EXQUISITE DATE.
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I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR
BUYING THOSE SHOES‐‐
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SEEING AS THEY WERE ONCE
A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY.
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YOU KNOW, I COULD HAVE
OPTED FOR SNAKESKIN
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BUT I CAN GET THAT FROM YOU
DURING MOLTING SEASON.
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( Both hissing )
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HEY, OBIE AND SYNCLAIRE
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I'D LOVE TO TAKE A SPIN
IN YOUR NEW VEHICLE.
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UH, WELL, UH... I WAS PLANNING
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ON A MAGICAL EVENING OF
ROMANCE WITH MY BABY.
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I SUPPOSE YOU COULD JOG
ALONGSIDE THE CAR.
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NEVER MIND.
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I'LL JUST STAY AT HOME.
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ALONE.
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PONDERING THE MEANING
OF LOST FRIENDSHIP.
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COOL. COOL.
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( Phone ringing )
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HELLO.
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HEY, MA.
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WELL, GEE, AS TEMPTING AS
BOWLING WITH THE GIRLS SOUNDS
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NAH, I GOT PLANS FOR TONIGHT.
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( Doorbell rings )
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OH, GEE, THERE'S MY DATE NOW.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, YOU TOO, MA. BYE.
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OKAY, THAT'S ONE LUIGI'S
SATURDAY SHUT‐IN SPECIAL.
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YOU KNOW, UH...
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I GET OFF AT 11:00.
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NO.
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I DON'T CARE.
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( laughing )
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I DON'T KNOW, REGINE.
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THE PIZZA MAN'S GOT A STEADY JOB
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AND YOU DAMN SURE DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT WHISKER BURN.
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HEY, MOM.
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YEAH. UH... MY DATE
HAD TO CANCEL.
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YEAH. HE, UH, HAD
TO MAKE A DELIVERY.
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HE'S AN OBSTETRICIAN.
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SO, LISTEN, UM, HOW ABOUT YOU
AND ME GO TO DINNER TONIGHT
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AT THE FOUR ROSES, HUH?
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MY TREAT.
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GREAT. COOL. OKAY.
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OH. UH, MOM, LISTEN, UM...
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THE FOUR ROSES ISN'T
A BUFFETERIA.
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YEAH. SO, UH, HOW ABOUT WE LEAVE
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THE SPANDEX CULOTTES
AT HOME, OKAY?
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SO, WHEN RITA TOLD ME
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THIS DWIGHT WAS A
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
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I THOUGHT, "BABY"
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THERE'S A LOT OF CHIPS
IN THEM CHIPS."
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BUT, MA, I WANT SOMEBODY
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WHO'S MORE INTO ME
THAN HIS MOTHER.
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I WANT SOMEBODY WHOSE
FACE JUST LIGHTS UP
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WHEN I WALK INTO A ROOM.
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SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED
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A GOLDEN RETRIEVER.
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BABY, IF YOU WANT TO
LAND THE PERFECT MAN
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THAN YOU COULD START BY ADDING
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A LITTLE FLASH AND
DAZZLE TO YOUR WARDROBE.
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EXCUSE ME, MADAM.
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COULD YOU MOVE A
LITTLE TO THE LEFT?
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YOUR HEADGEAR IS BLINDING THE
COUPLE AT THE NEXT TABLE.
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HEY, UH... HOW ABOUT
WE ORDER, HUH?
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OOH, SCALLOPS.
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HMM, AND AT MARKET PRICE.
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LET'S SEE, THAT'S 2.99 A POUND.
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I'M GETTING ME A
POUND OF SCALLOPS.
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EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD, HUH?
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OH, YEAH.
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WHAT A SILLY NAPKIN
TO LEAVE YOUR LAP.
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I'M HARRISON.
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I'M LAVERNE.
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HELLO.
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PLEASE, LET ME GET
YOU ANOTHER NAPKIN.
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DO... DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
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UH‐HUH.
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HARRISON.
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HARRISON CUSHMORE.
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AS IN CUSHMORE MINING
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CUSHMORE COLLEGE,
CUSHMORE ISLAND.
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I BET HE'S GOT BEAUTIFUL FEET.
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OOH.
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LAVERNE, WOULD YOU
AND YOUR SISTER
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LIKE TO JOIN ME FOR DINNER?
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OH... OH...
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WELL, OH, REGINE'S
NOT MY SISTER.
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OH, SHE'S MY DAUGHTER.
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GOD, I HAD HER WHEN I WAS...
WHAT? TEN?
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I WOULD HAVE GUESSED EIGHT.
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( Both laughing )
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HARRISON, I'M SORRY
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BUT I DIDN'T COME HERE TO
HAVE A PLEASANT DINNER.
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I JUST CAME
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TO BE WITH REGINE.
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I, UH... TELL YOU WHAT,
WHY DON'T YOU TWO KIDS
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JUST, UH, CARRY ON
WITHOUT ME, HUH?
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OH.
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REGINE...
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ARE YOU SURE?
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I INSIST.
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OH, WHAT AN AMAZING EVENING.
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EVERYWHERE WE WENT IN THAT CAR
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PEOPLE JUST STARED.
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THAT'S CAUSE YOU
SPENT THE WHOLE TIME
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YELLING OUT THE WINDOW, "HEY,
EVERYBODY, LOOK AT US.
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WE GOT OURSELVES A
STINKING LINCOLN."
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HEY, OVERTON.
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YOU'RE PRETTY BOLD
TO BE DRIVING AROUND
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IN A SEDAN THAT ONCE
BELONGED TO THE MOB.
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WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAX?
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THAT CAR'S LAST OWNER
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WAS A SMALL‐TIME HOOD
NAMED JOHNNY FATS.
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HE WAS STABBED,
STRANGLED, RUN OVER
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AND STUFFED IN THE TRUNK‐‐
NOT IN THAT ORDER.
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UM, THAT CAR WAS A KEY
PIECE OF EVIDENCE.
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YOU KNOW FOR A FACT
THAT'S THE CAR?
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WELL, IF YOU LOOK REAL
CLOSELY AT THE GRILL
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YOU'LL SEE A DENT IN THE
SHAPE OF A MAN'S FACE
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SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE.
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ENJOY.
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OBIE, I CANNOT RIDE IN A
CAR THAT WHACKED FATS.
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AW, GIRLY, COME ON.
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YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THAT CAR.
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AND WHEN WE HAVE OUR BABY,
LITTLE SYNCLOVERTON
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HE OR SHE WILL LOVE IT TOO.
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I MEAN, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
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JUST SELL IT?
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AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
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BUT FIRST PEEL OFF
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MY "I BRAKE FOR TROLLS"
BUMPER STICKER.
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HEY.
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HEY.
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SO, HOW'S THE ROMANCE
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BETWEEN MOMMY AND
THE MILLIONAIRE?
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DID HE BUY HER A NECKLACE,
A BRACELET, NEW JERSEY?
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NOW, HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW
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WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MY
MOM AND, UH, HARRISON?
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SHE HASN'T CALLED ME IN A WEEK.
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( Doorbell rings )
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I'LL GET IT.
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( Gasps )
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OH, LORD, WE GOT TO GET CALLER I.
D. FOR THE DOOR.
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FABULOUS, MOTHER HUNTER.
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YOU'RE LIKE A MOVIE
STAR, ONLY BRIGHTER.
235
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,703
HARRISON'S TAKING ME
TO THE OPERA TONIGHT.
236
00:11:02,769 --> 00:11:05,271
HONEY, YOU GOT ANYTHING
THAT'LL GO WITH THIS?
237
00:11:05,338 --> 00:11:08,408
COUPLE OF BENGAL
TIGERS AND A WHIP.
238
00:11:08,474 --> 00:11:09,710
YOU KNOW WHAT?
239
00:11:09,776 --> 00:11:12,112
MY CLOWN GLOVES MIGHT WORK.
JUST BE CAREFUL.
240
00:11:12,178 --> 00:11:15,749
DON'T PRESS ON THE THUMB OR
ELSE YOUR SHOES WILL EXPLODE.
241
00:11:15,816 --> 00:11:17,017
I'LL GO GET THEM.
242
00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:21,387
OH, KHADIJAH‐BOO, HARRISON
IS SUCH A GOOD MAN.
243
00:11:21,454 --> 00:11:22,723
HE'S...
244
00:11:22,789 --> 00:11:25,225
OH, HE'S DECENT,
GENEROUS AND SO WITTY.
245
00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:27,460
HMM. JUST THE KIND OF MAN
246
00:11:27,528 --> 00:11:29,029
YOU'D WANT TO BRING
HOME TO DAUGHTER.
247
00:11:31,031 --> 00:11:34,067
OOH, AND, GIRL, WHEN MY
MAN TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT
248
00:11:34,134 --> 00:11:35,401
MMM... BULL‐YA!
249
00:11:35,468 --> 00:11:36,737
NOTHING BUT MUSCLE.
250
00:11:36,803 --> 00:11:37,938
NO, GIRL.
251
00:11:38,004 --> 00:11:40,741
GOING OUT WITH SOMEBODY
A COUPLE OF TIMES
252
00:11:40,807 --> 00:11:42,375
DON'T MAKE HIM YOUR MAN.
253
00:11:42,442 --> 00:11:48,414
WELL, I'VE BEEN OUT WITH
HIM 12 TIMES IN TEN DAYS.
254
00:11:48,481 --> 00:11:51,818
WHAT DOES THAT MAKE HIM, REGINE?
255
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,487
A PEST.
256
00:11:54,555 --> 00:11:56,022
WELL, I HAVE A FEELING
257
00:11:56,089 --> 00:11:58,792
THIS PEST MAY BE
AROUND A LONG TIME.
258
00:11:58,859 --> 00:12:00,500
OOH, I WONDER
259
00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:02,035
IF HARRISON COULD ASK
260
00:12:02,102 --> 00:12:03,970
BO DIDDLEY TO SING
AT THE WEDDING.
261
00:12:04,037 --> 00:12:07,273
I GUESS ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE...
IN YOUR WORLD.
262
00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:11,545
HEY, YOU BETTER WATCH
YOUR TONE, REGINA.
263
00:12:11,612 --> 00:12:14,214
MOM, I KNOW YOU'RE TAKEN
BY HIM, ALL RIGHT?
264
00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:17,183
BUT... CUSHMORE IS WAY OUT
OF YOUR BOWLING LEAGUE.
265
00:12:19,252 --> 00:12:23,023
ONCE THE NOVELTY OF YOUR
JERSEY GIRL CHARM WEARS OFF
266
00:12:23,089 --> 00:12:24,357
HE'LL BE GONE.
267
00:12:24,424 --> 00:12:25,892
REGINE.
268
00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:28,328
YOU'D THINK
269
00:12:28,394 --> 00:12:32,065
THAT WHEN SOMETHING GOOD
FINALLY HAPPENS IN MY LIFE
270
00:12:32,132 --> 00:12:34,801
MY OWN DAUGHTER WOULD
BE HAPPY FOR ME.
271
00:12:43,644 --> 00:12:46,412
YOU KNOW, IF THERE IS ONE
THING I CANNOT STAND
272
00:12:46,479 --> 00:12:48,314
IS A MELODRAMATIC EXIT.
273
00:12:50,316 --> 00:12:53,987
I MEAN, I GIVE AND I GIVE
274
00:12:54,054 --> 00:12:56,523
AND WHAT DO I GET BACK BUT PAIN!
275
00:13:02,769 --> 00:13:06,106
( English accent ): SMASHING
PERFORMANCE ON BOTH SIDES.
276
00:13:11,177 --> 00:13:14,781
OH, SO, DID YOU SELL
THE DEATH MOBILE YET?
277
00:13:14,848 --> 00:13:16,282
NO.
278
00:13:16,349 --> 00:13:18,885
WHEN THE GUY ASKED
ABOUT TRUNK CAPACITY
279
00:13:18,952 --> 00:13:21,387
ONE OF US SAID THERE
WAS ENOUGH ROOM
280
00:13:21,454 --> 00:13:23,657
FOR A BODY AND A BASEBALL BAT.
281
00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:25,391
PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW
282
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,193
ABOUT A CAR'S PREVIOUS OWNER.
283
00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:28,662
WOULD YOU BUY A FRIDGE
284
00:13:28,729 --> 00:13:31,397
IF YOU KNEW IT BELONGED
TO JEFFREY DAHMER?
285
00:13:32,699 --> 00:13:33,834
YOU KNOW, LOVE BUG
286
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,036
WE WOULDN'T BE STUCK
WITH THIS CAR
287
00:13:36,102 --> 00:13:38,238
IF THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW IT
288
00:13:38,304 --> 00:13:40,173
YOU HADN'T SAID, "OH,
LOOK, A LINCOLN.
289
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,909
JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE
CITY IN NEBRASKA."
290
00:13:42,976 --> 00:13:44,845
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID THAT
291
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,980
THE POWER SEAT
MADE YOU FEEL LIKE
292
00:13:47,047 --> 00:13:49,449
EMPEROR OF ALL HANDYMEN!
293
00:13:49,516 --> 00:13:52,218
MUST I YET AGAIN
STEP INTO THE FRAY
294
00:13:52,285 --> 00:13:54,788
AND DOUSE THE FIRES
OF ANTIPATHY?
295
00:13:54,855 --> 00:13:56,422
HUH?
296
00:13:56,489 --> 00:13:57,791
WHOO, WHOO, WHOO.
297
00:13:57,858 --> 00:13:59,459
WELL...
298
00:13:59,526 --> 00:14:00,801
COME ON.
299
00:14:00,867 --> 00:14:02,969
I'M SORRY, MY WIFE‐IN‐WAITING.
300
00:14:03,036 --> 00:14:05,305
I'M SORRY TOO, MY
GONNA‐BE‐GROOM.
301
00:14:05,371 --> 00:14:06,306
SEE YOU LATER.
302
00:14:06,372 --> 00:14:07,307
BYE.
303
00:14:07,373 --> 00:14:08,642
YOU KNOW, OVERTON
304
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,243
THEY SAY A CAR IS STOLEN
305
00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:12,178
EVERY 15 MINUTES IN THE CITY.
306
00:14:12,245 --> 00:14:14,014
HERE.
307
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,081
WHAT SINISTER PLAN
308
00:14:15,148 --> 00:14:16,850
IS THAT EGGHEAD OF
YOURS HATCHING?
309
00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:19,285
SIMPLY PARK YOUR VEHICLE
AND FORGET TO LOCK IT.
310
00:14:19,352 --> 00:14:22,222
IF IT IS THERE IN THE MORNING,
YOU WERE MEANT TO KEEP IT.
311
00:14:22,288 --> 00:14:25,225
IF IT IS NOT, YOU ARE MEANT TO
CALL THE INSURANCE COMPANY.
312
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:27,227
YOU KNOW, KYLE, YOU GOT A GIFT
313
00:14:27,293 --> 00:14:30,964
FOR MAKING SOMETHING SLIGHTLY SHADY SEEM...
ALMOST NOBLE.
314
00:14:31,031 --> 00:14:33,466
OVERTON, I AM A STOCKBROKER.
315
00:14:33,534 --> 00:14:34,467
COME ON.
316
00:14:34,535 --> 00:14:36,236
( Chuckles )
317
00:14:36,302 --> 00:14:38,639
( in singsong ): EXTRA! EXTRA!
318
00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:41,875
LOOK WHOSE MAMA MADE
THE SOCIETY PAGE
319
00:14:41,942 --> 00:14:43,610
WEARING PLAID GAUCHOS.
320
00:14:48,114 --> 00:14:52,953
HOW DID SHE GET HARRISON
TO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA IV?
321
00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:56,422
OH, YOU COULD TAKE A
LESSON FROM YOUR MOM
322
00:14:56,489 --> 00:14:58,625
ON HOW TO SNAG MR. RIGHT.
323
00:14:58,692 --> 00:15:01,201
THE DAY I NEED LESSONS
FROM MY MOTHER
324
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,970
IS THE DAY I DANCE
NAKED IN TIMES SQUARE
325
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,972
SINGING "DISCO INFERNO."
326
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,309
IF YOU'RE GOING TO DANCE NAKED
327
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,977
STAY AWAY FROM TIMES SQUARE.
328
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,913
YOU'LL SCARE THE PIGEONS.
329
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:17,217
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU.
330
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:20,153
I'M GOING TO TREAT
MYSELF TO DINNER
331
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,855
AT THE FOUR ROSES.
332
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:24,591
IT IS TRES CHIC TO DINE ALONE.
333
00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:28,662
AU CONTRAIRE, MA
PETITE LEPRECHAUN.
334
00:15:28,729 --> 00:15:30,731
"TRES CHIC" MEANS "STYLISH."
335
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:33,366
THE WORD YOU WANT
IS "PATHETIQUE."
336
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,850
( laughing )
337
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:52,953
HEY, YOU KNOW, IF
YOU TORCH THE TABLE
338
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,788
YOU MIGHT MEET A NICE FIREMAN.
339
00:15:54,855 --> 00:15:57,157
I'M NOT HERE TO MEET
ANYBODY, ALL RIGHT?
340
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,159
AND IF YOU'RE HERE TO LECTURE ME
341
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,160
MAKE IT QUICK.
342
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,168
HARRISON DUMPED YOUR MOTHER.
343
00:16:02,235 --> 00:16:03,369
PASS THE BUTTER.
344
00:16:03,436 --> 00:16:04,838
WHAT?!
345
00:16:04,905 --> 00:16:06,172
YEP. MY MOM CALLED.
346
00:16:06,239 --> 00:16:09,175
HARRISON BROKE IT OFF,
JUST LIKE YOU SAID.
347
00:16:09,242 --> 00:16:10,844
BROCCOLI!
348
00:16:10,911 --> 00:16:13,013
HMM, POOR MOM.
349
00:16:13,079 --> 00:16:14,815
AND WHY WAS I JUST BORN
350
00:16:14,881 --> 00:16:17,651
WITH THIS CURSE OF
ALWAYS BEING RIGHT?
351
00:16:17,718 --> 00:16:19,686
IF YOU WANT TO DO
THE RIGHT THING NOW
352
00:16:19,753 --> 00:16:21,722
YOUR MOTHER COULD USE
SOME COMFORTING.
353
00:16:21,788 --> 00:16:23,724
OOH, SAUCE.
354
00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:25,726
YEAH, I GUESS.
355
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:28,929
IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S
ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME.
356
00:16:28,995 --> 00:16:30,897
YOU KNOW WHAT?
357
00:16:30,964 --> 00:16:33,033
I'M GOING TO LAY OFF THAT SAUCE
358
00:16:33,099 --> 00:16:35,035
'CAUSE THIS GOT YOU TRIPPING.
359
00:16:35,101 --> 00:16:36,336
UH‐UH. COME ON, KHADIJAH.
360
00:16:36,402 --> 00:16:38,572
THE OTHER NIGHT WAS
NOT THE FIRST TIME
361
00:16:38,639 --> 00:16:39,773
MY MOTHER DITCHED ME.
362
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,175
HOW ABOUT ALL OF THOSE
TIMES AFTER SCHOOL
363
00:16:42,242 --> 00:16:44,210
AND I HAD TO COME
OVER TO YOUR HOUSE
364
00:16:44,277 --> 00:16:47,247
AND SUFFER THROUGH YOUR
MOTHER'S MEAT LOAF SURPRISE?
365
00:16:47,313 --> 00:16:49,750
FIRST OF ALL, IT WAS CHILI.
366
00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:54,487
AND THE ONLY REASON
YOU WERE AT OUR HOUSE
367
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,657
IS BECAUSE YOUR MOM
TOOK A SECOND JOB
368
00:16:56,723 --> 00:17:00,100
JUST SO SHE COULD BUY YOU
THAT JUNIOR WIG TRAVEL CASE.
369
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:03,904
OKAY. WELL, HOW ABOUT
ALL THOSE COLD MORNINGS
370
00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:06,072
THAT I HAD TO WALK TO YOUR HOUSE
371
00:17:06,139 --> 00:17:08,775
SO THAT YOUR MOM COULD
DRIVE US TO SCHOOL?
372
00:17:08,842 --> 00:17:11,444
OKAY. SO, WHAT ABOUT
WHEN SHE SOLD THE CAR
373
00:17:11,512 --> 00:17:14,581
JUST SO SHE COULD GET YOU
BRACES, SCHOOL SUPPLIES
374
00:17:14,648 --> 00:17:16,249
AND ROLLER DISCO LESSONS?
375
00:17:16,316 --> 00:17:17,651
♪ WHOO‐WHOO! ♪
376
00:17:19,285 --> 00:17:24,057
IS THIS AN INCREDIBLY
LONG WAY OF SAYING...
377
00:17:24,124 --> 00:17:25,859
I'M PETTY, SELFISH
378
00:17:25,926 --> 00:17:28,194
AND SHOULD APOLOGIZE
TO MY MOTHER?
379
00:17:28,261 --> 00:17:31,031
I WAS GOING TO SAY
"OBNOXIOUS AND UNGRATEFUL"
380
00:17:31,097 --> 00:17:32,833
BUT YOUR LIFE, YOUR WORDS.
381
00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:38,338
SO, WHAT'S UP?
382
00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:39,673
ANY LUCK, MAN?
383
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:43,009
FOUR DAYS AND OLD MR.
LINCOLN'S STILL THERE.
384
00:17:43,076 --> 00:17:44,945
DAMN NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH.
385
00:17:45,011 --> 00:17:46,212
CAN WE HELP YOU?
386
00:17:46,279 --> 00:17:48,281
CAN ONE OF YOU FINE GENTLEMEN
387
00:17:48,348 --> 00:17:51,417
TELL ME WHERE I MIGHT
FIND OVERTON JONES?
388
00:17:54,521 --> 00:17:56,456
UM... I'M OVERTON JONES.
389
00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:57,958
CRAZY JOEY.
390
00:17:58,024 --> 00:17:59,560
JOHNNY FATS' NEPHEW.
391
00:17:59,626 --> 00:18:03,737
I'M PREPARED TO OFFER
YOU A GENEROUS SUM
392
00:18:03,804 --> 00:18:06,239
TO TAKE THAT LINCOLN
OFF YOUR HANDS.
393
00:18:06,306 --> 00:18:09,409
DO TELL, CRAZY.
394
00:18:09,475 --> 00:18:11,845
THERE IS ONE PROVISO:
395
00:18:11,912 --> 00:18:15,549
YOU MUST HELP ME CARRY
OUT MY UNCLE'S WISHES
396
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,217
TO BE BURIED IN THE CAR.
397
00:18:17,283 --> 00:18:18,985
WAIT A MINUTE.
398
00:18:19,052 --> 00:18:21,354
YOU WANT US TO GET
YOUR DEAD UNCLE
399
00:18:21,421 --> 00:18:23,657
PUT HIM IN THE
BACK OF MY LINCOLN
400
00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:25,526
AND BURY THE WHOLE SHEBANG?
401
00:18:25,592 --> 00:18:28,261
OH, AFTER WE DIG
HIM UP, OF COURSE.
402
00:18:28,328 --> 00:18:31,565
OKAY. SO, WHAT IF WE SAY NO?
403
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:32,899
I DON'T KNOW.
404
00:18:32,966 --> 00:18:35,268
NO ONE'S EVER SAID
NO TO ME BEFORE.
405
00:18:35,335 --> 00:18:37,604
I'D HAVE TO COME
UP WITH SOMETHING.
406
00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:38,805
I KNOW‐‐
407
00:18:38,872 --> 00:18:41,407
I'LL TELL MY OTHER
UNCLE BENNY THE HOOK.
408
00:18:41,474 --> 00:18:43,209
HE'S VERY CREATIVE.
409
00:18:44,244 --> 00:18:45,779
UH... UH...
410
00:18:45,846 --> 00:18:48,114
WHY DON'T WE JUST
FIND SOME SHOVELS?
411
00:18:48,181 --> 00:18:50,183
YOU KNOW, THAT
HOOK THING, MAN...
412
00:18:53,486 --> 00:18:54,588
YES!
413
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,056
( laughing )
414
00:18:56,122 --> 00:18:57,057
HEY.
415
00:18:57,123 --> 00:18:58,725
NE‐NE! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
416
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:02,836
WE MISS THAT PRETTY LITTLE FACE
AND THAT SNOOTY LITTLE ATTITUDE.
417
00:19:02,903 --> 00:19:05,506
YES, REALLY GREAT TO
SEE ALL OF YOU TOO.
418
00:19:05,572 --> 00:19:06,940
WE MUST GET TOGETHER
419
00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:09,475
AT THE NEXT PORK
RIND EATING CONTEST.
420
00:19:09,543 --> 00:19:11,612
EXCUSE ME. I GOT TO TALK TO MOM.
421
00:19:11,678 --> 00:19:13,947
NOT NOW, REGINE. I'M BOWLING.
422
00:19:14,014 --> 00:19:16,449
NO, MOM, YOU ARE NOT
BOWLING, ALL RIGHT?
423
00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:18,652
YOU ARE TRYING TO
DROWN YOUR PAIN
424
00:19:18,719 --> 00:19:20,320
IN BLUE‐COLLAR ACTIVITY.
425
00:19:24,357 --> 00:19:26,326
LET'S PUT DOWN THE BALL.
426
00:19:26,392 --> 00:19:29,295
MOMMY, I'M HERE TO HELP YOU.
427
00:19:29,362 --> 00:19:30,731
YOU WANT TO HELP ME?
428
00:19:30,797 --> 00:19:32,298
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
429
00:19:38,739 --> 00:19:40,006
YES!
430
00:19:40,073 --> 00:19:41,908
WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO...
431
00:19:43,143 --> 00:19:44,611
WHOO‐WHOO, HEY!
432
00:19:46,146 --> 00:19:48,414
I‐I CANNOT COMPREHEND THIS.
433
00:19:48,481 --> 00:19:49,583
YOU...
434
00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:52,218
YOU JUST GOT DUMPED,
AND YOU SEEM OKAY.
435
00:19:52,285 --> 00:19:54,354
HOW DO YOU BOUNCE BACK SO FAST
436
00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:57,023
AND WHY DIDN'T I
INHERIT THAT ABILITY?
437
00:19:57,090 --> 00:19:58,525
( Chuckles )
438
00:19:58,592 --> 00:20:01,134
BABY GIRL, IT'S JUST A MAN.
439
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,637
GIRL, I HAD ONE IN THE '70s...
440
00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:05,471
ONE IN THE '80s...
441
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:08,942
NOW I DONE HAVE ONE IN THE '90s.
442
00:20:09,009 --> 00:20:11,477
I GUESS YOU COULD
JUST TAKE THE REST
443
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:13,046
OF THE DECADE OFF, HUH?
444
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:15,381
YOU KNOW, REGINE, I
THINK IT'S GREAT
445
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,752
THAT YOU'RE SO DETERMINED
TO FIND A RELATIONSHIP
446
00:20:18,819 --> 00:20:20,621
BUT DON'T SWEAT THE BREAKUP.
447
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,222
SHOOT, IT'S THEIR LOSS.
448
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:24,991
YOU'RE RIGHT.
449
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:28,695
HEY, THIS ONE WAS
DEFINITELY HARRISON'S LOSS.
450
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,798
WELL, COME ON, NE‐NE.
451
00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:33,967
BREAK SOME DINOSAUR TEETH.
452
00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:36,302
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
453
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,939
YOU GOT SOMETHING BETTER TO DO?
454
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,744
( Whispers ): REGINE...
455
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:44,911
WHAT?
456
00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:49,349
I THINK YOU HAVE AN
ADMIRER OVER THERE.
457
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,518
EVENING, PROFESSOR JACKSON.
458
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,054
POOR MAN.
459
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,557
ALL THAT GORGEOUS BRAIN POWER...
460
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:59,025
AND HIM ALL ALONE IN THE WORLD.
461
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,043
( Giggles )
462
00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:11,778
CLUMSY ME.
463
00:21:12,779 --> 00:21:14,280
OH, PROFESSOR...
464
00:21:15,381 --> 00:21:17,383
AH, SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!
465
00:21:21,487 --> 00:21:22,889
Joey: WELL, MY FRIENDS.
466
00:21:22,956 --> 00:21:24,057
OUR JOB IS DONE.
467
00:21:24,124 --> 00:21:25,391
I THANK YOU
468
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,427
AND MY UNCLE FATS THANKS YOU.
469
00:21:32,365 --> 00:21:34,400
AUTOMATIC ANTENNA...
470
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:35,802
I HOPE.
471
00:21:38,304 --> 00:21:42,308
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