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YULETIDE GREETINGS, MERRY, MERRY
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AND ALL THAT FOLDEROL.
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WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE
GRINCH WHO STOLE BREAKFAST.
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KYLE, I GOT SOME MISTLETOE
IN MY BACK POCKET.
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WHY DON'T
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YOU KISS MY ASS?
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JUST LIKE EVERY CHRISTMAS‐‐
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LATE FOR WORK AND
EARLY FOR DINNER.
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NOW, KHADIJAH
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MAX DID HANG THE STOCKINGS
BY THE CHIMNEY WITH CARE.
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HER DRYER IS BROKEN.
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THAT WAS HER LAUNDRY.
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THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I WASTE 15 MINUTES
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BUYING CHRISTMAS GIFTS
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FOR YOU GUYS.
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OH, INTEROFFICE MAIL ENVELOPES.
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WHEN YOU CARE ENOUGH TO
GIVE THE VERY LEAST.
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AH, A GIFT CERTIFICATE
TO O'MONARCH BURGER.
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I'M GOING TO GET THE
DELUXE DRAWBRIDGE DINNER.
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WELL, HOLD UP, SIR‐EAT‐A‐LOT.
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THE GIFT CERTIFICATE IS WORTH
A WHOPPING FIVE DOLLARS!
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MAX, I KNOW IT'S THE
THOUGHT THAT COUNTS
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BUT WHAT THE HELL
WERE YOU THINKING?
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WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M...
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I'M A LITTLE STRAPPED THIS YEAR.
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I SPENT ALL MY MONEY
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BUYING THOSE GIFT CERTIFICATES
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PLUS A LITTLE
SOMETHING FOR MYSELF.
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A TOP‐OF‐THE‐LINE MASSAGE CHAIR
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FROM THE HIGHER LIVING CATALOG.
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I'M WORKING LATE TOMORROW
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SO THEY'LL BE
DROPPING IT OFF HERE.
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MAKE SURE YOU TIP
THE DELIVERY MAN.
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NOW, YOU KNOW I'M A VEGETARIAN
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SO I CAN'T USE THESE COUPONS
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YOU CHRISTMAS HEIFER.
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HEY, STUFF YOUR
STOCKING WITH THIS.
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BREATH DROPS?
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DON'T WAIT TILL
CHRISTMAS TO USE THEM.
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♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪
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♪ SINGLE ♪
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♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪
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♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪
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♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ WHAT? ♪
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♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
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♪ WHENEVER THIS
LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪
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♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪
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♪ MY HOMEGIRL STANDING TO
MY LEFT AND MY RIGHT ♪
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♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S
TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪
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♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
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♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by
FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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[and WARNER BROS. TELEVISION]
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KHADIJAH, CAN WE GET GOING, MAN?
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I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD GO TO K.
F. C.
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AND LICK OTHER PEOPLE'S FINGERS.
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REGINE.
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HI, CHARLES.
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CHARLES, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
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I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS.
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THE NEW YORK BOARD OF
PHYSICIANS IS GIVING ME
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THEIR TOP AWARD FOR
ANESTHESIOLOGY‐‐
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"THE NUMMY."
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WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, BABY.
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IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY
RECOGNIZED YOUR ABILITY
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TO PUT PEOPLE TO SLEEP.
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THE AWARDS BANQUET IS SATURDAY
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AT THE HOME OF THE
HOSPITAL DIRECTOR.
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AND THEY GAVE ME FOUR
TICKETS, REGINE.
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YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN US.
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A MEDICAL AWARDS CEREMONY
AT SOMEBODY'S HOUSE.
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OH, YOU KNOW, I THINK I
GOT SOMETHING THAT NIGHT.
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OH, RIGHT. A LIFE.
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WELL, COOL.
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CHARLES CAN GET HIS
NUMMY WITHOUT YOU.
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YOU JUST DO WHAT YOU
DID LAST SATURDAY‐‐
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FLIP THAT MATTRESS, GIRL.
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YOU WON THE NUMMY?
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MY SLEEP‐INDUCING BROTHER,
YOU HAVE ARRIVED.
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW
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ABOUT THE NUMMY?
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I USED TO DATE A NEUROSURGEON.
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I LEFT HER WHEN SHE STARTED
WORKING MY NERVES.
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HEY, I HAVE TWO EXTRA TICKETS.
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GOD BLESS YOU, DOCTOR MAN.
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THIS IS THE BLACK‐TIE
EVENT OF THE YEAR‐‐
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WALL‐TO‐WALL SOCIALITES
AND YOUNG TYCOONS
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LIGHTING CIGARS
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WITH THE CONTROVERSIAL
NEW $100 BILL.
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
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HE SAID THE "NUMMY"
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NOT "RICH MEN WAITING FOR ME."
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RUSSELL, GIVE ME THEM TICKETS.
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IF ONLY I COULD
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BUT I MUST FIGURE
OUT WHO TO TAKE.
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TAKE ME.
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA
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HOW LONG I'VE WAITED
TO HEAR THOSE WORDS.
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ALL RIGHT, RUSSELL
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I WILL LET YOU
SERVE AS MY ESCORT
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PROVIDED THAT YOU DO
NOT SCRATCH, ADJUST
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AND DON'T DRINK DIRECTLY
FROM THE PUNCH BOWL.
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NOW, ABOUT YOUR ATTIRE...
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HOLD ON, NOW, BUSTY AND BEGGING.
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IF YOU GET TO CHOOSE MY WARDROBE
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THEN I GET TO CHOOSE YOURS.
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FIRST OFF, THIS IS
NOT BRA WEATHER.
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KHADIJAH, LET'S NOT
GO TO THIS THING.
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I HATE HANGING OUT
WITH SOCIETY PEOPLE.
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YOU SHOULD BE USED TO IT BY NOW.
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YOUR MOTHER WAS A
LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR.
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YOUR FATHER'S AN AMBASSADOR.
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I LOVE MY PARENTS
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BUT I SPENT MOST OF MY LIFE
AVOIDING THEIR FRIENDS.
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THOSE PEOPLE ARE THE OPPOSITE
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OF EVERYTHING I'VE TRIED TO BE.
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I PUT MYSELF THROUGH SCHOOL, I
WORK AT A COMMUNITY HOSPITAL
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AND THE ONLY CLUB I BELONG
TO IS THE PRICE CLUB.
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OH, BABY, I UNDERSTAND
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BUT YOU CAN'T LET
THOSE PEOPLE STOP YOU
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FROM GETTING WHAT'S YOURS.
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I DON'T LIKE THE PEOPLE
AT THE WAFFLE BARN
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BUT I STILL GETS MY BREAKFAST.
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ALL RIGHT, I HEAR YOU.
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WE'LL GO, GRAB MY AWARD
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EAT SOME GOOSE LIVER AND VENISON
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AND CALL IT A NIGHT.
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GOOSE LIVER AND VENISON?
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MM‐HMM.
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WE HITTING THE WAFFLE
BARN ON THE WAY HOME.
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I ALWAYS WANTED TO GIVE
MAXINE AN ELECTRIC CHAIR.
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I'LL BE DAMNED IF SHE
DIDN'T BEAT ME TO IT.
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THIS IS WORSE THAN THE CAKE
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SHE GAVE HERSELF ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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MERRY DAMN CHRISTMAS,
THAT'S WHAT I GOT TO SAY.
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LET'S NOT BE TOO HARSH.
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MAX GAVE THE CHAIR TO HERSELF,
BUT SHE HAD IT DELIVERED HERE.
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OBVIOUSLY, SHE WANTS
US TO ENJOY IT TOO.
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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"FROM MAX TO MAX.
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"P.S. STOP READING MY CARD
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AND KEEP YOUR CHEEKS
OFF MY CHAIR."
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OH! OKAY, THAT'S IT.
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FIRE IT UP, OBIE.
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I'M GOING FOR A RIDE.
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IT'S JUST A CHAIR.
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ALL RIGHT, TRY SOME
OF THIS RIGHT HERE.
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OH!
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OH...
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OBIE, I THINK I'M
CHEATING ON YOU.
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HERE, BABY.
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MOMMY'S HERE TO TAKE YOU HOME.
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SYNCLAIRE, GET UP.
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GET OFF. COME ON.
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ALL RIGHT, OVERTON,
GO GET YOUR DOLLY
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SO I CAN GET MY BABY
ACROSS THE STREET.
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OH, I LEFT MY DOLLY IN THE VAN
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AND I LEFT MY VAN, UM...
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UH, WHERE DID I
LEAVE MY VAN, MAMA?
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PORTUGAL.
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OH, I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.
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WELL, FORGET YOU.
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KYLE...
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COME ON, BROTHER.
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HOOK A SISTER UP.
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MAXINE, OUR CONSTANT
BICKERING NOTWITHSTANDING
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I REALLY DO HATE SEEING
YOU IN DIRE STRAITS.
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SO LET'S JUST SIT BACK, RELAX
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AND TRY TO THINK OF A
SOLUTION, SHALL WE?
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( Sighs )
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I GOT...!
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NO. LOST IT.
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WHERE'S RUSSELL?
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RUSSELL IS PROBABLY
STILL AT HOME
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TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
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WHICH CLIP‐ON TIE GOES BEST
WITH HIS BERMUDA SHORTS.
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EITHER DONALD TRUMP IS NAKED
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AND TIED UP IN A BROOM CLOSET
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OR I PAY YOU TOO MUCH.
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SORRY I'M LATE, REGINE
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BUT IT TOOK A LONG TIME
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TO FIND ORCHIDS BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH
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TO BE WORTHY OF YOUR BOSOM.
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MAY I PIN THIS ON YOU? PLEASE.
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RUSSELL...
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I'M TOUCHED...
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BUT NOT BY YOUR CLAMMY MITTS.
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OKAY, GET YOUR
CUMMERBUNDS IN THERE.
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OH, ALL RIGHT.
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ISN'T SOMEONE SUPPOSED
TO ANNOUNCE US?
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
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THE EIGHTH AND NINTH
WONDERS OF THE WORLD.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THAT'S IT, RUSSELL.
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EVEN IN A TUX, MAN,
YOU'RE A PERVERT.
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OH, I'VE GRADUATED
FROM SICKO TO PERVERT.
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NEXT STOP, GROOM.
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BRITTANY, DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME
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OR IS THAT THE NUMMY MAN?
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MARK, BRITTANY.
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WELL, THIS IS KHADIJAH.
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KHADIJAH. WHAT A CHARMING NAME.
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IT'S ETHNIC, ISN'T IT?
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YES.
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BOTH MY PARENTS ARE ETHNIC.
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TEN TO ONE YOU'RE A VASSAR GIRL.
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NO, ACTUALLY, I WENT TO HOWARD.
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OH, HOW ADORABLE.
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GO ON, SISTER GIRL.
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I THINK I WILL GO ON.
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RIGHT NOW. EXCUSE ME.
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KHADIJAH IS THE
PUBLISHER OF FLAVOR.
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IT'S THE NUMBER ONE URBAN
MAGAZINE IN THE AREA.
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OH. OH.
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URBAN. URBAN.
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DID WE TELL YOU BRETT
AND PENELOPE BROKE UP?
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PENELOPE HAS ALWAYS
HAD AN EYE FOR YOU.
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MM‐‐ AND SHE JUST HAD LIPO
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TO GET RID OF HER THIRD CHIN.
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I DIDN'T KNOW THEY
HAD YOO‐HOOS HERE.
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THEY DO WHEN YOU LIVE HERE.
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BOOKER BURGHARDT MOUNTEBANK.
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KHADIJAH JAMES.
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NICE SLIPPERS.
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TELL THAT TO MY WIFE.
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SHE'S STILL CRANKY
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ABOUT THE BATHROBE I WORE
TO OUR DAUGHTER'S WEDDING.
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WANT A YUMMY DOODLE?
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FOR A WORLD‐FAMOUS CARDIOLOGIST
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YOU SURE ARE INHALING
SOME SNACK FOOD.
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DON'T WORRY.
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I'VE FIGURED OUT A WAY
TO GIVE MYSELF C. P. R.
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WELL, IF YOU'D EXCUSE ME
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I GOT TO GET BACK TO MY DATE.
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HE'S DANGEROUSLY CLOSE
TO THE EMERGENCY EXIT.
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WHO'S THE LUCKY YOUNG MAN
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THAT HAD THE GOOD SENSE
AND GREAT FORTUNE
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TO ESCORT YOU HERE?
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DR. CHARLES ROBERTS.
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GOOD MAN.
241
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NEVER KNEW ANYONE MORE
DESERVING OF A NUMMY.
242
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YOU KNOW, IT SURE WOULD BE NICE
243
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TO TOAST HIM WITH
A CHOCOLATE SODA.
244
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:04,137
IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE
YOU FEEL BETTER
245
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CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN.
246
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,749
THANK YOU, MELANIE...
247
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ALTHEA...
248
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COMMISSIONER.
249
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RUSSELL, HOW DO YOU
KNOW THESE PEOPLE?
250
00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,392
MY SECOND WIFE WAS A BLUE BLOOD.
251
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,994
OR WAS IT MY THIRD?
252
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,663
I GET THEM CONFUSED.
253
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:32,198
IT WAS A PRETTY CRAZY SUMMER.
254
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:36,737
RUSSELL, HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T
BEEN INTRODUCING ME AROUND?
255
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:41,207
'CAUSE I'M A SENSITIVE MAN
AND YOU CALLED ME A PERVERT.
256
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,776
I'M SORRY.
257
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,778
NO. TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE.
258
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JUST WALK AWAY.
259
00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:51,317
AH, AH, PUT A LITTLE
SHIMMY IN IT.
260
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:56,189
KHADIJAH, I WAS
JUST TELLING ALISON
261
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:58,224
ABOUT YOUR LITTLE FLAVOR
MAGAZINE PROJECT.
262
00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,426
OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE HOBBY
263
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,637
THAT'S GOTTEN ME FOUR
JOURNALISM AWARDS.
264
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CAN I HAVE A COPY?
265
00:11:05,105 --> 00:11:07,440
I SPONSOR A YOUNGSTER IN BELIZE
266
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AND HE'LL REAL
ANYTHING IN ENGLISH.
267
00:11:10,176 --> 00:11:12,445
ALISON, DON'T INSULT THE WOMAN.
268
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I'M SURE SHE NEEDS
EVERY COPY SHE HAS
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FOR THE HOOD.
270
00:11:19,185 --> 00:11:20,521
OH, EXCUSE US.
271
00:11:22,322 --> 00:11:25,792
GREETINGS ALL, AND WELCOME
TO MY RUMPUS ROOM.
272
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THIS YEAR'S NUMMY
AWARD RECIPIENT
273
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IS LIKE THE SON I'VE NEVER HAD
274
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WHICH, OF COURSE, SAVED
ME A BUNDLE IN TUITION.
275
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PLEASE, WELCOME DR.
CHARLES ROBERTS.
276
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WHEN I FIRST HEARD I WAS
RECEIVING THIS AWARD
277
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I WAS THRILLED AND HONORED.
278
00:11:47,981 --> 00:11:51,417
THEN I FOUND OUT THAT IT
COMES FROM A GROUP OF PEOPLE
279
00:11:51,484 --> 00:11:53,754
THAT TREAT ANYBODY
WITHOUT A PEDIGREE
280
00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:55,656
LIKE SOME EXHIBIT IN A ZOO.
281
00:11:55,722 --> 00:11:57,758
( Crowd murmuring )
282
00:11:57,824 --> 00:12:00,701
FORGIVE ME. I'M, UH, RAMBLING.
283
00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:02,703
SO, IN CONCLUSION...
284
00:12:02,769 --> 00:12:05,572
TAKE YOUR AWARD AND SHOVE IT.
285
00:12:07,473 --> 00:12:11,411
AND, OH‐‐ I WOULD LIKE TO
THANK GOD AND MY MOTHER.
286
00:12:16,249 --> 00:12:17,518
RUSSELL‐‐
287
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THIS IS A THANK‐YOU
BASKET OF PRESERVES
288
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THAT WE LADIES OF PRIVILEGE
289
00:12:22,188 --> 00:12:23,924
BESTOW UPON SOMEONE WHO
HAS DONE US A FAVOR.
290
00:12:24,591 --> 00:12:28,161
MAY I SMEAR SOME JAM
UPON YOU IN RETURN?
291
00:12:28,228 --> 00:12:30,831
AFTER I REALIZED THAT
YOU WERE WELL‐CONNECTED
292
00:12:30,897 --> 00:12:33,834
I BEGAN TO MENTION YOUR
NAME, AND BEFORE I KNEW IT
293
00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:37,270
I HAD AN INVITATION TO DINE
WITH ALISON AND HER FRIENDS.
294
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AND AS WE ALL KNOW,
LADIES WHO LUNCH
295
00:12:39,873 --> 00:12:41,875
KNOW THE MEN WHO BUY DINNER.
296
00:12:41,942 --> 00:12:43,276
DON'T, REGINE.
297
00:12:43,343 --> 00:12:45,278
THOSE WOMEN ARE SHARKS.
298
00:12:45,345 --> 00:12:48,615
THEY'LL EAT YOU ALIVE
AND SPIT UP YOUR WIG.
299
00:12:48,682 --> 00:12:52,152
I'M TELLING YOU, THOSE
ARE SKINNY, EVIL WOMEN.
300
00:12:52,218 --> 00:12:55,488
YOU HEARD HOW THEY ATTACKED
CHARLES AND KHADIJAH.
301
00:12:55,556 --> 00:12:57,157
WHO WAS ATTACKING CHARLES?
302
00:12:57,223 --> 00:12:59,425
AND WHO THE HELL
WAS ATTACKING ME?
303
00:12:59,492 --> 00:13:01,401
REGINE'S LUNCH BUDDIES.
304
00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:03,504
TELL HER, LADY MARMALADE.
305
00:13:03,570 --> 00:13:05,706
ALL RIGHT, SPILL IT.
306
00:13:05,772 --> 00:13:07,373
I‐IT WAS NOTHING REALLY.
307
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,243
I MEAN, IT WAS JUST A
FEW INNOCENT COMMENTS
308
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:12,946
ABOUT... HOW CHARLES
DESTROYED HIS CAREER
309
00:13:13,013 --> 00:13:15,649
AND HOW HE'LL HAVE TO
TRADE IN HIS SCRUBS
310
00:13:15,716 --> 00:13:17,918
FOR A SQUEEGEE AND
SOME NEWSPAPER.
311
00:13:17,984 --> 00:13:19,853
CHARLES HAD EVERY RIGHT
312
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,154
TO TELL OFF THAT BOURGIE CROWD.
313
00:13:21,221 --> 00:13:23,156
KHADIJAH, WE ARE TALKING
314
00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:27,193
ABOUT VERY POWERFUL AND
INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE, HONEY.
315
00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:29,796
I MEAN, PEOPLE WHO
HOLD CHARLES'S CAREER
316
00:13:29,863 --> 00:13:31,497
IN THE PALM OF THEIR HANDS
317
00:13:31,565 --> 00:13:33,433
AND HE TOLD THEM TO SHOVE IT.
318
00:13:33,499 --> 00:13:36,670
WHY DID WE HAVE TO GO TO
THAT STUPID PARTY, ANYWAY?
319
00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:38,939
MM‐MM, GIRL.
320
00:13:39,005 --> 00:13:40,565
YOU KNOW THAT YOU
TALKED HIM INTO GOING.
321
00:13:40,589 --> 00:13:43,109
DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY
CAN RUIN CHARLES'S CAREER?
322
00:13:43,176 --> 00:13:44,344
SWEETIE...
323
00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:46,913
THESE PEOPLE ARE SHALLOW
324
00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:50,551
THEY'RE PATRONIZING,
THEY'RE VINDICTIVE.
325
00:13:50,617 --> 00:13:53,887
OH, AND I'M LATE FOR
LUNCH WITH THEM.
326
00:13:53,954 --> 00:13:55,221
SMOOCHES.
327
00:13:57,891 --> 00:14:00,160
♪ TAKE THE CHAIR
WITH MY OWN DOLLY ♪
328
00:14:00,226 --> 00:14:03,369
♪ FA‐LA‐LA‐LA‐LA YOU
CAN'T BEAT MAX. ♪
329
00:14:09,543 --> 00:14:11,377
( Groans )
330
00:14:11,912 --> 00:14:13,213
HEY...
331
00:14:13,279 --> 00:14:15,682
WHAT THE FREAK DID
YOU DO TO MY CHAIR?
332
00:14:15,749 --> 00:14:17,217
TECHNICALLY, NOTHING.
333
00:14:17,283 --> 00:14:19,586
WE DID, HOWEVER,
DRILL FIVE HOLES
334
00:14:19,653 --> 00:14:21,988
AND KIND OF BOLT
IT TO THE FLOOR.
335
00:14:22,055 --> 00:14:24,625
ALL RIGHT. OKAY, UNBOLT
THIS THING RIGHT NOW.
336
00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:27,160
I'M A LAWYER, AND THAT
IS MALICIOUS BOLTING
337
00:14:27,227 --> 00:14:28,461
WITH INTENT TO SCREW.
338
00:14:28,529 --> 00:14:30,363
OH, MAX, PLEASE. YOU OWE US.
339
00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:33,600
YOU'VE BEEN RAIDING OUR
REFRIGERATOR FOR YEARS
340
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:35,235
WATCHING OUR TELEVISION
341
00:14:35,301 --> 00:14:37,771
AND I DO BELIEVE
THOSE ARE MY SOCKS.
342
00:14:37,838 --> 00:14:39,039
IN OTHER WORDS
343
00:14:39,105 --> 00:14:41,374
THIS IS A LITTLE THING CALLED
344
00:14:41,441 --> 00:14:43,009
"TIT FOR TAT."
345
00:14:43,076 --> 00:14:45,045
TALK TO HER, TAT.
346
00:14:45,111 --> 00:14:48,014
ASSUMING THAT EACH MASSAGE
IS WORTH A DOLLAR
347
00:14:48,081 --> 00:14:49,616
AT 20 MASSAGES PER WEEK
348
00:14:49,683 --> 00:14:52,753
YOU SHOULD PAY OFF YOUR
DEBT TO THIS HOUSEHOLD
349
00:14:52,819 --> 00:14:55,556
IN EXACTLY FOUR MONTHS
AND THREE DAYS.
350
00:14:55,622 --> 00:14:57,157
ALL RIGHT.
351
00:14:57,223 --> 00:15:00,901
THIS ROUND GOES TO
SATAN'S HELPERS.
352
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:04,905
BUT BE WARNED‐‐
SATAN OWES ME BIG.
353
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:06,940
ALL RIGHT NOW, YOU SEE THIS?
354
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,676
WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE
DONE THIS, GUYS.
355
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,211
YOU KNOW, THIS IS CHRISTMAS.
356
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,179
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
LOVE ONE ANOTHER.
357
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,316
I MEAN, MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE
THIS CHAIR BACK, YOU KNOW?
358
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:17,551
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
359
00:15:17,618 --> 00:15:20,020
WE SHOULD DEFINITELY
GIVE THIS CHAIR BACK.
360
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,722
OH, OH, OH, MY BACK.
361
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:22,956
OH, THIS IS...
362
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:26,326
OH, HEAVEN MUST BE
MISSING AN EASY CHAIR.
363
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:27,661
( Chuckling )
364
00:15:27,728 --> 00:15:29,129
SO YOU UNDERSTAND, DOC.
365
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:32,232
THOSE PEOPLE WERE DISRESPECTING
ME AND CHARLES ALL NIGHT.
366
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,935
I MUST SAY, IT'S REFRESHING
TO SEE A YOUNG MAN
367
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,303
SHOW SO MUCH PASSION
FOR HIS PRINCIPLES.
368
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,839
TOO MANY PEOPLE YOUR AGE
369
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:41,542
ONLY CARE ABOUT BIG
HOUSES AND FANCY CARS.
370
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:42,676
( Intercom buzzing )
371
00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:43,944
Woman: Dr. Mountebank?
372
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,412
The service is here to
wash your Rolls‐Royce.
373
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,316
IT CAME WITH THE HOUSE.
374
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,152
IS THERE ANY WAY
YOU CAN MAKE SURE
375
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,788
CHARLES HASN'T RUINED HIS
REP WITH THE BIGWIGS?
376
00:15:54,855 --> 00:15:59,425
I'M SURE I CAN ASSUAGE THE
HURT FEELINGS OF THE BIGWIGS.
377
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:03,570
IF NOT, I'LL... GET THEM
DRUNK AND TAKE PICTURES.
378
00:16:03,637 --> 00:16:05,506
OH, NO.
379
00:16:05,572 --> 00:16:08,241
EXCUSE ME, DR. MOUNTEBANK.
380
00:16:08,308 --> 00:16:10,176
KHADIJAH, WHAT'S GOING ON?
381
00:16:10,243 --> 00:16:12,245
BOOKER IS GOING TO
TALK TO THE PEOPLE
382
00:16:12,312 --> 00:16:14,114
AND MAKE SURE
EVERYTHING IS COOL.
383
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,749
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THEM.
384
00:16:15,816 --> 00:16:18,451
I CARE ABOUT YOU TALKING
TO MY BOSS BEHIND MY BACK.
385
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,020
I'LL JUST BE OVER HERE.
386
00:16:20,086 --> 00:16:21,722
THAT'S THE THANKS I GET
387
00:16:21,788 --> 00:16:24,858
FOR COMING UP HERE TO SAVE
YOUR UNGRATEFUL BEHIND?
388
00:16:24,925 --> 00:16:27,728
QUEEN TAKES KNIGHT.
389
00:16:27,794 --> 00:16:29,495
I DON'T NEED YOU TO SAVE ME.
390
00:16:29,563 --> 00:16:31,998
IF THE ONLY WAY TO
ADVANCE IN MY CAREER
391
00:16:32,065 --> 00:16:34,234
IS TO BE PHONY, THEN FORGET IT.
392
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,702
SO, WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME?
393
00:16:35,769 --> 00:16:36,837
A SELL‐OUT?
394
00:16:36,903 --> 00:16:38,138
( Sighs )
395
00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:40,674
LOOK, I DON'T HAVE
TIME FOR THIS.
396
00:16:40,741 --> 00:16:43,910
I HAVE TO GO RENDER
SOMEBODY UNCONSCIOUS.
397
00:16:45,612 --> 00:16:47,714
YOUNG MAN HAS A
SERIOUS PROBLEM‐‐
398
00:16:47,781 --> 00:16:48,982
LOW BLOOD SUGAR.
399
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:52,385
I THINK HE SHOULD HAVE
'ROUND‐THE‐CLOCK FUDGE.
400
00:16:54,655 --> 00:16:58,959
I LIKE MY INTERIOR LATEX
SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED.
401
00:17:02,335 --> 00:17:03,436
OKAY, DUTCH BOY
402
00:17:03,504 --> 00:17:05,872
GET YOUR CAN OUT OF THAT CHAIR.
403
00:17:07,974 --> 00:17:09,375
DAMN THAT CHARLES.
404
00:17:09,442 --> 00:17:12,345
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW
UNGRATEFUL HE IS.
405
00:17:12,412 --> 00:17:15,549
WELL, SINCE THE SUBWAY RIDE
HOME DIDN'T HELP YOUR MOOD
406
00:17:15,616 --> 00:17:17,684
MAYBE MY COLORFUL
LITTLE FABLE WILL.
407
00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:19,485
YOU JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX.
408
00:17:20,721 --> 00:17:22,055
( Clears throat )
409
00:17:22,122 --> 00:17:25,626
SOMETIMES WHEN YOU REALLY
CARE ABOUT SOMEONE
410
00:17:25,692 --> 00:17:28,595
IT'S DIFFICULT TO
TELL THE DIFFERENCE
411
00:17:28,662 --> 00:17:32,365
BETWEEN HAVING THEIR BACK
AND GOING BEHIND IT.
412
00:17:32,432 --> 00:17:34,367
THAT'S IT?
413
00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:35,736
NO BEARS?
414
00:17:35,802 --> 00:17:39,005
NO PERPETRATING WOLF?
415
00:17:39,072 --> 00:17:41,441
IT WAS LONG, SO I CUT
STRAIGHT TO THE MORAL.
416
00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:43,544
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING‐‐
I'M WRONG HERE?
417
00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:44,778
MAYBE NOT YOU
418
00:17:44,845 --> 00:17:46,479
BUT THE WELL‐MEANING GOOSE
419
00:17:46,547 --> 00:17:47,914
I CUT FROM THE FABLE.
420
00:17:47,981 --> 00:17:50,450
SHE TRIED TO HELP HER
FRIEND, THE BEAVER
421
00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:52,385
KEEP HIS ANESTHESIOLOGY AWARD
422
00:17:52,452 --> 00:17:53,787
BUT HE DIDN'T WANT IT
423
00:17:53,854 --> 00:17:56,657
BECAUSE IT CAME FROM SOME
BAD, SNOOTY BEAVERS.
424
00:17:56,723 --> 00:17:58,224
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
425
00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:00,400
SEE, THE BEAVER
HERE REPRESENTS...
426
00:18:00,466 --> 00:18:02,235
I GOT IT!
427
00:18:03,837 --> 00:18:05,539
MAYBE I SHOULD TALK TO CHARLES.
428
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:06,873
( Doorbell ringing )
429
00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:10,043
WHY, I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE?
430
00:18:12,713 --> 00:18:14,080
CHARLES!
431
00:18:14,147 --> 00:18:16,216
WHAT A SURPRISE.
432
00:18:16,282 --> 00:18:18,084
MAYBE I KIND OF
CALLED HIM FOR YOU.
433
00:18:20,086 --> 00:18:21,822
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
434
00:18:21,888 --> 00:18:25,659
NO, SYNCLAIRE AND OVERTON
WANTED YOU TO SEE ME.
435
00:18:25,726 --> 00:18:27,594
GOOD. THEY'RE OPENING
UP A DIALOGUE.
436
00:18:27,661 --> 00:18:28,895
YOU THINK THEY COULD HAVE
437
00:18:28,962 --> 00:18:30,631
THEIR DIALOGUE IN THE OTHER ROOM
438
00:18:30,697 --> 00:18:32,032
SO I COULD USE THAT CHAIR?
439
00:18:32,098 --> 00:18:33,233
COME ON NOW.
440
00:18:35,368 --> 00:18:37,037
( Clears throat )
441
00:18:38,338 --> 00:18:40,907
LOOK, THE ONLY REASON
I WENT TO YOUR BOSS
442
00:18:40,974 --> 00:18:43,309
IS BECAUSE I FELT
PARTLY RESPONSIBLE.
443
00:18:43,376 --> 00:18:45,311
WELL, I APPRECIATE
YOUR INTENTIONS
444
00:18:45,378 --> 00:18:46,613
JUST NOT YOUR METHOD.
445
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,081
I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE
446
00:18:48,148 --> 00:18:49,983
HAVING SOMEONE SPEAK UP FOR ME.
447
00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:51,918
LIKE YOU DID FOR
ME AT THAT PARTY?
448
00:18:51,985 --> 00:18:53,386
AH, TOUCHE.
449
00:18:53,453 --> 00:18:55,889
I MEAN, I SAW MY
PARENTS GET SUCKED IN
450
00:18:55,956 --> 00:18:57,691
BY BOURGIE PEOPLE LIKE THAT.
451
00:18:57,758 --> 00:18:59,893
I DON'T WANT TO
WAKE UP ONE MORNING
452
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,002
AND DISCOVER THAT I'M
SKIPPING SURGERY
453
00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:04,838
TO GO OFF SKEET SHOOTING
OFF THE BACK OF MY YACHT.
454
00:19:04,905 --> 00:19:07,107
WITH YOUR AIM, YOU
COULDN'T HIT THE OCEAN.
455
00:19:07,173 --> 00:19:08,509
( Chuckles )
456
00:19:08,575 --> 00:19:10,744
JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T
WANT TO BE LIKE THEM
457
00:19:10,811 --> 00:19:12,646
DOESN'T MEAN YOU
CAN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE
458
00:19:12,713 --> 00:19:13,747
OF WHAT THEY'VE GOT.
459
00:19:13,814 --> 00:19:15,415
MAYBE YOU'VE GOT A POINT.
460
00:19:15,481 --> 00:19:17,851
BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ME
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DONE
461
00:19:17,918 --> 00:19:20,153
THE SAME THING I DID
UP AT THAT PODIUM.
462
00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:21,321
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
463
00:19:21,387 --> 00:19:23,156
I WOULD HAVE DONE
WITH THAT AWARD
464
00:19:23,223 --> 00:19:25,091
WHAT YOU TOLD THEM
TO DO WITH IT.
465
00:19:26,693 --> 00:19:29,295
IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE
SOMEBODY PISSED ME OFF
466
00:19:29,362 --> 00:19:30,463
THE WAY YOU DO.
467
00:19:30,531 --> 00:19:32,232
I LIKE YOU TOO.
468
00:19:35,602 --> 00:19:36,903
UH‐UH. GET UP, MOVE.
469
00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:38,338
GET OUT OF THE CHAIR.
470
00:19:38,404 --> 00:19:39,573
I NEED THIS CHAIR.
471
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,174
GET UP, GET UP, GET UP.
472
00:19:41,241 --> 00:19:43,610
THE SHARKS MADE
SHORT WORK OF HER.
473
00:19:43,677 --> 00:19:46,747
THEY STUCK HER WITH A
FOUR‐FIGURE LUNCH TAB
474
00:19:46,813 --> 00:19:48,549
AT THE RUSSIAN TEA ROOM.
475
00:19:48,615 --> 00:19:51,084
MAN, I WAS DRAGGED
INTO THE KITCHEN
476
00:19:51,151 --> 00:19:54,220
AND THEN I WAS MADE TO
SCRUB POTS AND PANS.
477
00:19:54,287 --> 00:19:56,623
HEY, DOES THIS THING HAVE TURBO?
478
00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:58,625
LUCKILY, WHEN SHE PHONED FLAVOR
479
00:19:58,692 --> 00:20:00,627
I WAS STILL DILIGENTLY WORKING.
480
00:20:00,694 --> 00:20:03,937
I RUSHED OVER AND FOUND HER
CLEAVAGE‐DEEP IN SUDS.
481
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,773
SO, I PULLED SOME STRINGS
482
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,975
WITH MY FRIEND BORIS,
THE MAITRE D'.
483
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,043
THE WAY I SEE IT
484
00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:12,278
SHE'LL BE IN DEBT
TO ME FOR YEARS.
485
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:17,083
OOH, LET ME WATCH YOU
FOR FIVE MINUTES
486
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,520
AND WE'LL CALL IT EVEN.
487
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,723
LORD, SHAKE YOUR SHIMMY, NOW.
488
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,758
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
489
00:20:28,105 --> 00:20:29,105
HA‐HA. HA‐HA.
490
00:20:29,129 --> 00:20:30,230
I GET THE CHAIR FIRST.
491
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:31,732
I BEAT YOU BOTH. WHOO!
492
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:33,634
THOUGHT YOU HAD HER, SHORTY
493
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,236
TILL SHE HIP‐CHECKED
YOU INTO THE GARBAGE.
494
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:37,470
( Chuckles )
495
00:20:37,538 --> 00:20:38,639
OH!
496
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:42,576
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, OBIE.
497
00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:44,110
HIT ME OFF.
498
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:47,380
LET'S GO FOR A LITTLE RIDE.
499
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,584
COME ON NOW, STOP TEASING.
500
00:20:50,651 --> 00:20:51,752
HIT ME OFF.
501
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,253
HIT ME OFF, MAN.
502
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:56,389
LET'S GET IT GOING ON. COME ON.
503
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,724
I WISH I WERE, BABY
504
00:20:57,791 --> 00:20:59,760
BUT THE CHAIR'S NOT WORKING.
505
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,067
IT'S WORKING, ALL RIGHT.
506
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,803
( Gasps )
507
00:21:02,869 --> 00:21:04,738
EXCEPT YOU HAVE TO PUT A TOKEN
508
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,873
ON THAT BIG OLD BOX ON THE SIDE.
509
00:21:08,274 --> 00:21:10,711
THEY'RE A BUCK APIECE.
510
00:21:10,777 --> 00:21:12,813
NO SNAPS, NO HAPS.
511
00:21:12,879 --> 00:21:14,447
NO, NO, NO.
512
00:21:14,515 --> 00:21:18,084
YOU WILL NOT EXTORT ONE
THIN DIME FROM ME, WOMAN.
513
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:20,554
YOU AND THAT CHAIR‐‐
Y'ALL CAN GO TO HELL.
514
00:21:21,287 --> 00:21:23,256
SUIT YOURSELF.
515
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:26,426
I GUESS YOU'LL JUST BE
RUBBING YOUR BACK UP
516
00:21:26,492 --> 00:21:28,094
AGAINST THE DOORKNOB.
517
00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:31,898
I'M DOWN FOR FIVE.
518
00:21:31,965 --> 00:21:33,066
GIVE ME 20.
519
00:21:33,133 --> 00:21:34,300
UM... UM...
520
00:21:34,367 --> 00:21:37,103
DO YOU TAKE A. T. M. CARDS?
521
00:21:39,072 --> 00:21:43,076
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WGBH Educational Foundation]
522
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:11,545
WHOO‐HOO!
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