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Prepare to give me my props.
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This woman comes into
my office screaming
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that the garbage
men on our block
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bang in the cans and leave
trash all over the place.
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Oh, you mean like
you in our kitchen.
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So I called the
Sanitation Department
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and I tell them unless
they clean up their act
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they'll be in the Bronx
Zoo on doo‐doo detail!
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[vehicle beeping]
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Hey, what the freak is goin' on?
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[crash]
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Oh, they're dumping garbage
in front of Max's house.
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Hey, Max, do we decorate?
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Hey! I'm Alderwoman Shaw!
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What the hell are you doing?
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"Let us know if you have any
more constructive criticism.
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Yours infield sanitation
workers, Local 318."
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Well, it's a good thing
you didn't piss off
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the guys at the morgue.
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They would've dumped the
stiff on your stoop.
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Yeah, we've seen Max's dates.
Sound like a step up.
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Ooh and in a '90s
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up what? Keep
your head up that's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my homegirls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue it's
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Haa ♪
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Alright, that's what
I'm talking about.
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Oh, alright!
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I didn't heard of a Olympic
dream team this bad.
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I mean, ain't nobody
gotta beat them.
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I mean, who would've thought
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they'd be so good
at Family Feud?
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‐ Hey, hey, people. ‐
'Hey, what's up, man?'
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Overton, mail call.
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Oh, Kyle, this is
the sacred seal
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of our alma mater
Carver High school
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home of the Battling Badgers.
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Yeah, well, it seems they're
closing the school down
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because of an asbestos problem.
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Man, there's no way on Earth the
hallowed halls of our school
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could be insulated
with asbestos.
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[coughs]
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Yeah, well, they're
holding a farewell gala
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for all the alums.
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Oh, hey, I'm Cleveland
bound then.
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Um, care to take a
stroll down memory lane
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with me, my foxy fiance?
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I'd be honored.
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I flipped through your
yearbook so many times
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I feel I know every
pimple‐peppered face.
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‐ I'm not going. ‐
Oh, no, no, no.
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I know what this is about.
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You're afraid you're gonna
run into Lester Tate.
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‐ Who's Lester Tate?
‐ Lester Tate.
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Page 93, defensive tackle.
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Senior quote, "That which
does not kill you is not me."
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Brother, please, look, I
have completely forgotten
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about that heartless Neanderthal
who put marmalade in my sneakers
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and made me wear 'em
on the field trip
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to the museum of rubber.
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Yeah, well, if you've forgotten
all about it, how come
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your lips wrapped around
your favorite comfort food?
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Can't a man enjoy a Funyun..
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Without being psychoanalyzed?
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Look, Kyle, if you don't
go to the reunion
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it's just another
victory for Lester.
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Well, you know, if you
go, you could show him
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how the Kyle caterpillar
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has turned into the
Barker butterfly.
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Or you can just sit here
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and turn into the
Barker butterball.
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Alright, admit it,
Overton, the only reason
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why you want me in attendance
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is so that I can jump‐start our
famous pop‐locking routine.
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Yeah, well, I have to admit
it wouldn't be the same
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without Carver's breaking
crew Spaghetti and Meatball.
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Alright, if it means
that much to you
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then Meatball will
be in attendance.
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Alright then.
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Uh, yo, Meatball.
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Don't even try to roll up
out of here with our bowl.
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Max, it stinks in here.
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You better call them garbage
people up and apologize.
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Well, how do you know that this
has anything to do with me.
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Chicken Little?
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Because they spell
Surrender Shaw
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in chicken bones
on the side wall.
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Hey, it smells like garbage
under a Christmas tree in here.
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Look, Max, get on the
phone and fix the funk.
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Look, I was just
elected alderwoman.
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Now if I, if I give in now
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it sends a message that
everyone in government
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can just walk all over me.
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Okay, let me clarify
the situation for you.
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Regine and me
living with garbage
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is like you being barefoot
and pregnant and liking it.
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For real?
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Oh, girl, I'm sorry.
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I wouldn't wish
that even on you.
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Well, alright, I mean,
I'll set up a meeting
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with the union rep right away.
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I'm, you know, I mean,
I have half tempted
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to pay you back that money I
owe you, girl. I'm sorry.
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♪ I remember when
rock was young ♪
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♪ Me and Suzie had so much fun ♪
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♪ Holding hands and
skimming stones ♪
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Obie, is that you?
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Check me out, mama.
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I was the cleanest brother
ever to rode the pine.
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Well, if I had been your steady.
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I would've activated
your curl every night.
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Oh, hey, now what's this?
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Well, this is just a
picture of a door.
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Oh, now you see the silhouette?
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That‐that's Kyle struggling
to get out of the closet
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after Lester locked him in.
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Helen! Helen Robinson.
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No, my name is Synclaire.
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Damn, I used all my frequent
flyer miles to see Helen.
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Sharon Rayford.
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Overton Jones.
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Hey.
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Say, do you still do that
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flipping your eyelids
inside‐out thing?
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Oh, no, I‐I had to give that up.
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The bugs kept flying in my eyes.
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Um, hello, Sharon.
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Hello.
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Kyle, Kyle Barker?
Chemistry class?
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Uh, intellectually blessed,
but you know, husky.
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Oh, please.
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Please, no, see, you're fine.
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Kyle had bigger
breast than I did.
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Uh, no, no, no, no, Sharon,
Sharon, this is Kyle.
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Check this out.
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Kyle.
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You always did have big
dreamy brown eyes.
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Mmm. Would you, uh,
care to dance?
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I'd love to.
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‐ Way to bow‐wow. ‐
Ah, well, watchdog.
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Alright.
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Helen Robinson?
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Boogie down!
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I, I am so glad
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that they let me out for this.
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Well, I'm glad, too,
but I‐I'm not Helen.
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Damn. All that good
behavior for nothing.
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O Dub Jones.
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I told you that that Jheri curl
would make your hair fall out.
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Yeah, and I told you that
impersonating a gynecologist
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would land you in
jail, too, didn't I?
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O Dub, tell me.
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What happened to that chunky
guy you used to hang with?
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I'm surprised you came.
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Why, you didn't think a
stockbroker on the rise
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would come out for
something like this, huh?
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No, I didn't think Lester
Tate's whipping boy
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would ever come back to Carver.
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You gotta tell me,
how did he get you
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on top of that flagpole
because your legs‐‐.
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You know, um..
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Excuse me, I think
they just brought out
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the stuffed mushroom.
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Kyle Barker?
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‐ Between you and me. ‐ Mm‐hmm.
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How much did you
spend on therapy?
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Come again?
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Well, Barker, if
Lester Tate put me
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through half the hell
he put you through
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I'd be hooked up to
electrodes 24 hours a day.
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Yeah, well, Carl, all of that
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is water under the
bridge now, okay?
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What? Even after he
dissed you at the prom?
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See, that shows how
much you know.
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I didn't even go to my prom.
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My date canceled at
the last minute.
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Of course, she did.
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Lester told her that you were
bragging to the whole school
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that you would have her under
the bleachers by midnight.
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You mean, you didn't know?
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Ah, no, no one told me.
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Is Lester here?
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Well, you don't have a
wedgie, so I guess not.
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Yoo‐hoo! Smile, Helen!
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Oh, I, I don't mean to
rain on your parade
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but I'm not Helen.
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Maybe she's just not coming.
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Oh, don't waste your time.
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That's not Helen.
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What?
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Did you say Helen?
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Forgive me, I thought
you said Ellen.
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Of course, I'm Helen.
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I knew it!
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Hey, everybody, it's Helen!
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[indistinct conversation]
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Overton, look, man, I'm leaving.
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‐ What's wrong, dawg? ‐ Man,
I'm so furious right now.
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If I saw Lester, I might
actually do him bodily harm.
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Or open your mouth and dump the
entire buffet table into it.
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‐ Anyway, I'm out, alright.
‐ Alright.
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Man, what's wrong
with you, dawg?
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‐ You got hand all up over me.
‐ My apologies, man.
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Wait a minute.
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You're the one who
eats like a horse
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and talks like a horse's ass.
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Kyle Barker.
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Lester Tate.
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You've got something you wanna
say to me, huh, Barker?
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Ah, maybe he does and
maybe he doesn't.
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Look, O Dub, I got my
own back man, alright.
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Umm, alright, hey,
handle your business.
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Now, Lester, I got something
I've been wanting to say to you
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ever since threw me down
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and played jungle boogie
on my stomach, huh?
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Look, man, you've got
the soul of a coward.
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You picked on people you
knew wouldn't fight back.
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The little people, the nerds
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the robust.
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Hey, take a look
around you, Lester.
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All your former victims are
now doctors and‐and handymen
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and handsome funds managers.
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So now what do you have
to say for yourself?
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As a matter of
fact, I'm nothing.
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‐ Uh‐huh. See? ‐ Hmm, I know.
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Haven't even had a
job in over a year.
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My unemployment check ran
out on me six weeks ago
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and so did my wife.
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She took the car,
she took the kids
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and she took the dog.
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I miss my dog.
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I'm livin' on my grand
mama's back porch.
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But I'm glad to see
that you're doing well.
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And if it makes you
feel any better
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keep on pickin' on
the homeless guy.
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Um, man.
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Uh, look, Lester, I‐I
had no idea, man‐‐.
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Well, it's a little
late now, isn't it?
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Come on, Lester baby, I'm
gonna fix you a plate.
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That's bad.
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He had that dog since
we was in school.
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You guys are so great.
You guys are great.
249
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You‐you know what?
250
00:12:44,745 --> 00:12:49,382
I used to love when
you did the Helen.
251
00:12:51,484 --> 00:12:54,621
The Helen, I loved that dance.
252
00:12:54,688 --> 00:12:56,757
‐ Oh, come on, do it!
‐ Do it, do it!
253
00:12:56,823 --> 00:13:00,934
Oh! Oh, I haven't
Helen in years.
254
00:13:01,001 --> 00:13:02,736
Well, okay, woo.
255
00:13:04,671 --> 00:13:06,773
Wait a minute there!
256
00:13:07,841 --> 00:13:09,776
That's not the Helen.
257
00:13:11,144 --> 00:13:12,779
That's better than the Helen.
258
00:13:12,846 --> 00:13:14,314
[crowd cheering]
259
00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:16,316
You're a dancing machine.
260
00:13:18,652 --> 00:13:20,386
Umm, look here, Kyle.
261
00:13:20,453 --> 00:13:22,889
I'm takin' up a collection
to get Lester a new dog.
262
00:13:25,491 --> 00:13:28,461
Man, he already has my dignity.
What more does he want?
263
00:13:28,529 --> 00:13:30,096
Oh, cheer up, Kyle.
264
00:13:30,163 --> 00:13:31,798
I mean, when you laid into him
265
00:13:31,865 --> 00:13:34,300
you had no idea he was
lower than a worm's belly.
266
00:13:35,702 --> 00:13:37,742
You know, my mean display
back there made me realize
267
00:13:37,766 --> 00:13:40,974
a part of me is still stuck
in that 10th grade, man.
268
00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:43,944
I guess I need to admit
I'm just a big and..
269
00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:46,312
Soon‐to‐be fat phony.
270
00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:48,181
Look on the bright side.
271
00:13:48,248 --> 00:13:50,617
Keep eating like that and
you will be able to fit
272
00:13:50,684 --> 00:13:52,753
into your prom tux again.
273
00:13:54,387 --> 00:13:55,589
[knock on door]
274
00:13:55,656 --> 00:13:57,257
Okay, okay, listen.
275
00:13:57,323 --> 00:13:59,526
That is the sanitation honcho.
276
00:14:00,326 --> 00:14:02,335
I'll do all the talking.
277
00:14:02,402 --> 00:14:04,337
Khadijah, you sit there and
278
00:14:04,404 --> 00:14:06,472
and look really tough and.
279
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:08,500
Regine, you stuff your wig
in your mouth, alright.
280
00:14:13,013 --> 00:14:14,280
Alderwoman Shaw?
281
00:14:14,347 --> 00:14:18,384
Yes, I am Alderwoman Shaw.
282
00:14:18,451 --> 00:14:21,555
Kenneth Reed, Department
of Sanitation, local 318.
283
00:14:21,622 --> 00:14:23,724
She's sorry. She's
so damn sorry.
284
00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,726
She'll never do it again.
Coffee?
285
00:14:27,227 --> 00:14:29,329
Look, Mr. Reed, I
called you over here
286
00:14:29,395 --> 00:14:32,298
so we could discuss how
this trash malfeasance
287
00:14:32,365 --> 00:14:34,467
has affected two of
my constituents.
288
00:14:34,535 --> 00:14:38,004
Yeah, now I know Brooklyn trash
289
00:14:38,071 --> 00:14:39,740
and that's not it.
290
00:14:39,806 --> 00:14:42,342
You've been trucking that
mess in from Staten Island.
291
00:14:44,778 --> 00:14:47,648
Pound cake? Sugar cookie? Grits?
292
00:14:49,616 --> 00:14:52,085
Ma'am, I'm dealing
with a sensitive group
293
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,054
of sanitation engineers
294
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,757
and when they have to deal
with a rude politician
295
00:14:56,823 --> 00:14:58,091
it upsets them.
296
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,726
They forget things.
297
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:02,335
Like the fact that the city dump
is not in front of your house.
298
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:08,909
Apologize to the
nice garbage man.
299
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,813
Hell, no.
300
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,250
Apologize.
301
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:22,756
I'm sorry..
302
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,292
That I yelled at your men
303
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,695
and called them a bunch of
beer‐swilling trash monkeys.
304
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,332
Apology accepted.
305
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:33,900
Miss Shaw, you're
new to politics
306
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,570
so let me explain the
hierarchy of the city to you.
307
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,773
Alderman.
308
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,174
City Council.
309
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,776
Mayor.
310
00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:44,044
Garbage men.
311
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:46,980
God.
312
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,383
Point taken.
313
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,018
Just make sure you
don't bang the cans
314
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,454
or I'll go over your head.
315
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,357
Alderwoman Shaw, you
remind me of my mother.
316
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,767
Except she's white and dead.
317
00:16:02,569 --> 00:16:03,837
Allow me.
318
00:16:10,777 --> 00:16:12,979
Do you see that?
319
00:16:13,046 --> 00:16:16,216
That just showed you
who's boss around here.
320
00:16:16,282 --> 00:16:17,984
Well, there, boss lady.
321
00:16:18,051 --> 00:16:19,491
You might wanna go
after your flunky.
322
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,454
He just left with our laundry.
323
00:16:24,725 --> 00:16:26,793
How many bullets in
this gun, Chino?
324
00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:29,395
That was you?
325
00:16:29,462 --> 00:16:30,864
Or maybe it's you.
326
00:16:30,931 --> 00:16:32,633
Or maybe me.
327
00:16:32,699 --> 00:16:34,635
You all killed my Tony.
328
00:16:38,839 --> 00:16:42,208
Thank you, thank you.
No, thank you!
329
00:16:47,313 --> 00:16:49,382
Umm, lookie here, Maria.
330
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:54,320
I think this whole Helen
thing is a bit dishonest.
331
00:16:54,387 --> 00:16:56,623
A bit dishonest? I'm lying
through my teeth out there.
332
00:16:58,224 --> 00:16:59,459
Yeah, well, be that as it may.
333
00:16:59,526 --> 00:17:02,603
Overton came here to show
off his baby, right?
334
00:17:02,669 --> 00:17:04,738
But you're here
showin' off Helen.
335
00:17:04,805 --> 00:17:07,808
Oh, I was thinking of
the masses and not you.
336
00:17:08,809 --> 00:17:10,777
Oh, I'm sorry, oh.
337
00:17:14,114 --> 00:17:15,716
Attention, everyone, please.
338
00:17:18,118 --> 00:17:22,689
I have a confession to make.
I'm not this Helen you revere.
339
00:17:22,756 --> 00:17:24,891
The truth is my name
is Synclaire James.
340
00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:27,060
There, I said it.
341
00:17:27,127 --> 00:17:29,530
[laughs] Oh.
342
00:17:29,596 --> 00:17:32,633
You almost got us again, Helen.
Oh, a kidder.
343
00:17:35,435 --> 00:17:37,704
Come on. Do "Color Purple."
344
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:42,843
[clears throat]
345
00:17:44,077 --> 00:17:46,012
You sure is ugly.
346
00:17:51,852 --> 00:17:54,888
Well, she was headed
for the freeway, true
347
00:17:54,955 --> 00:17:57,057
but I guess she missed
the horn round.
348
00:17:58,859 --> 00:18:01,067
Perhaps I'll have better luck.
349
00:18:01,134 --> 00:18:03,069
I'm gonna seek out
Lester and apologize.
350
00:18:05,706 --> 00:18:07,641
Synclaire.
351
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:08,975
I'm Helen Robinson
352
00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:10,977
the woman you've been
impersonating all evening.
353
00:18:11,912 --> 00:18:14,214
Um, my bad.
354
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,949
Uh, allow me to explain, please.
355
00:18:16,016 --> 00:18:18,118
I have several
multiple personalities
356
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,821
although they're not
all mine and so‐‐.
357
00:18:20,887 --> 00:18:22,455
Look, I wanna thank you, okay?
358
00:18:22,523 --> 00:18:24,163
High school was an
exhausting time for me.
359
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,126
Always somebody,
do the impressions
360
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,062
oh, do The Helen,
oh, make us laugh.
361
00:18:29,129 --> 00:18:31,998
Girl, these folks
will suck you dry.
362
00:18:32,065 --> 00:18:33,834
Girl, you ain't said
nothing but the word.
363
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,002
I am sweating like
a racehorse, yes!
364
00:18:36,069 --> 00:18:37,669
Well, it's just good
to see somebody else
365
00:18:37,693 --> 00:18:40,173
making an ass of
herself for a change.
366
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,308
Well, it is a gift.
367
00:18:47,848 --> 00:18:48,915
Lester?
368
00:18:50,784 --> 00:18:53,386
Barker, man, why don't you
find your own hallway to work?
369
00:18:53,453 --> 00:18:57,357
Man, you're here rippin'
off high school kids?
370
00:18:57,423 --> 00:19:00,767
Technically, I'm rippin'
off the parents.
371
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:03,970
Cha ching. Lookie
here, lookie here.
372
00:19:04,037 --> 00:19:06,372
Two hundred dollar
pair of tennis shoes.
373
00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:08,441
Now they sure to hell
beat them saddle shoes
374
00:19:08,509 --> 00:19:10,443
I used to snatch off
your feet, don't it?
375
00:19:11,745 --> 00:19:13,847
Uh, look, Lester, man,
I came to apologize.
376
00:19:13,914 --> 00:19:15,549
When I berated you earlier
377
00:19:15,616 --> 00:19:19,285
I didn't realize the extent
of your misfortunes.
378
00:19:19,352 --> 00:19:21,321
Oh, you hurt me deep, you know.
379
00:19:22,823 --> 00:19:24,758
You wanna buy a new
pair of tennis shoes?
380
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:27,706
I got a proposition
for you, man.
381
00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:31,197
You put those back and,
uh, this is yours.
382
00:19:31,264 --> 00:19:33,166
‐ Fifty dollars? ‐ Yeah.
383
00:19:33,233 --> 00:19:36,402
Man, I can get at least a
C‐note of buck 50 for these.
384
00:19:38,505 --> 00:19:41,374
You know, for a
big‐time stockbroker
385
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:44,144
you don't know jack about
the free mortgage system.
386
00:19:47,413 --> 00:19:50,150
Why do I even try to treat
you like a human being, man?
387
00:19:53,086 --> 00:19:54,254
You know why?
388
00:19:55,522 --> 00:19:57,490
Cause' I scare the crap
out of you, that's why.
389
00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:01,240
Now why don't you give me your
wallet for old times' sake?
390
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:08,575
Lester, this ain't old
times and I'm a grown man.
391
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,877
You ain't nothing but
a tie joke, bruh.
392
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,882
Well, well, well.
393
00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:19,553
Look who went to New York and
bought himself a backbone.
394
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,557
Look here, Lester, before
you double dog dare me
395
00:20:23,624 --> 00:20:25,992
to put up my dukes, let me
ask you a question, bruh.
396
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,294
How did somebody who comes
from the same place as me
397
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:31,765
had the same opportunities as
me end up as self‐loathing
398
00:20:31,832 --> 00:20:33,767
and pathetic as you?
399
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,236
Could you keep your hands off
400
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:38,905
just a teeny‐weeny
bit short, huh?
401
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:44,545
Lester, man, you could
have had a career
402
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,212
friends, family
403
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,714
but you chose to
push everybody away
404
00:20:47,781 --> 00:20:50,283
so now you're a lonely old man
405
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,085
jackin' teenagers.
406
00:20:52,152 --> 00:20:55,021
And I am sorry if that was
not short enough for you.
407
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,959
‐ Is that all? ‐
Yeah, that's it.
408
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,434
Well, bring it on, man!
409
00:21:01,502 --> 00:21:03,436
Ah, damn, man, is that
a Walkman in there?
410
00:21:03,504 --> 00:21:04,605
Where?
411
00:21:10,376 --> 00:21:11,912
'Hey, man!'
412
00:21:11,978 --> 00:21:14,014
'Let me up out of here.
I'm claustrophobes.'
413
00:21:18,284 --> 00:21:20,286
I will be sure to
alert the authorities
414
00:21:20,353 --> 00:21:22,556
after the party is over.
415
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,060
Anybody else want some?
416
00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:30,396
'It's getting dark, man.
Come on.'
417
00:21:39,439 --> 00:21:41,908
[theme music]
418
00:22:09,743 --> 00:22:10,877
(Synclaire) Woo‐hoo!
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