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8:00 A. M. AND YOU'RE
NOT IN MAKEUP YET?
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OKAY, EITHER YOU'RE DEPRESSED
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OR THAT TRANSVESTITE BURGLAR'S
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD AGAIN.
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CAN'T I LET ME PORES BREATHE
WITHOUT RAISING AN EYEBROW?
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KHADIJAH, HER FACE
IS THE SAME COLOR
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AS THE REST OF HER.
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SOMETHING IS AMISS.
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REGINE, IF YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO GET UP
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AND FIX ME BREAKFAST
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AT LEAST GIVE ME TEN BUCKS
TO GO TO THE DENNY'S.
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( Groans )
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WELL, WHAT'S WRONG? WOO‐WOO?
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I'M JUST A LITTLE DOWN, OKAY?
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EVER SINCE KEITH AND I BROKE UP,
I HAVEN'T MET ANYBODY DECENT
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AND AFTER AMERICA'S
SWEETHEARTS, DUKE AND DENNY
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LEFT MY SOAP OPERA, THE
RATINGS HAVE DROPPED SO LOW
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THERE'S TALK OF LAYOFFS.
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AND DON'T FORGET YOUR BIOLOGICAL
CLOCK IS TICKING SO LOUD
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I CAN HEAR IT OVER AT MY PLACE.
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WELL, WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER
THERE AND LISTEN TO IT?!
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NOW, WHAT ABOUT THAT CUTE GUY
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YOU MET AT THE BANK
THIS WEEK‐‐ BRIAN?
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YEAH, IT TURNS OUT HE
WAS CASING THE JOINT.
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HE HELD IT UP THE NEXT DAY.
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WELL, HE GOT MONEY.
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LISTEN, AS FAR AS LOSING
YOUR JOB IS CONCERNED
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THOSE ARE JUST SHOW BIZ RUMORS.
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NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
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YESTERDAY, THEY FIRED
ALL THE WRITERS
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AND TOLD THE ACTORS TO WING IT.
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PEOPLE ACTUALLY WRITE THAT CRAP?
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MAYBE YOU DO HAVE GOOD
REASON TO FEEL DOWN
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BUT WHENEVER I FEEL THAT WAY
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I REACH INTO MY BAG FOR TWO
LITTLE ROUND PICK‐ME‐UPS.
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SYNCLAIRE, SINCE
WHEN DO WE DO DRUGS?
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NO‐‐ WIND CHIME EARRINGS.
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TRY THEM ON.
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ALL RIGHT...
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I'M DIZZY.
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NOW YOU KNOW JUST ONE OF MY
SECRETS TO STAYING HAPPY.
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♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪
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♪ HEY ♪
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♪ SINGLE ♪
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♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪
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♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪
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♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ WHAT? ♪
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♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
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♪ WHENEVER THIS
LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪
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♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪
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♪ MY HOMEGIRL
STANDING TO MY LEFT ♪
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♪ AND MY RIGHT ♪
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♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S
TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪
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♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
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♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
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♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by
FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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[and WARNER BROS. TELEVISION]
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THINK ABOUT IT.
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IF MAJESTIC PUBLISHING
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PURCHASED A SMALL
PERCENTAGE OF FLAVOR.
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YOU COULD DOUBLE YOUR READERSHIP
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PUBLISH TWICE A MONTH.
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WE ALSO OFFER AN EXCELLENT
BENEFITS PACKAGE
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INCLUDING MENTAL HEALTH
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AND, OF COURSE, THERE'S
NEVER, EVER A DRESS CODE
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NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK.
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THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE
INTERESTED IN FLAVOR.
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IS BECAUSE YOUR LITTLE RIP‐OFF
MAGAZINE WENT DOWN THE TOILET.
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NOW, SAVOR DID NOT
GO DOWN THE TOILET.
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MAJESTIC JUST USED THE
FIRST 10,000 ISSUES
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TO KICK OFF OUR NEW
RECYCLING PROGRAM.
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YOU CAN KEEP SWEATING ME.
I'M NOT GOING TO SAY "YES."
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KHADIJAH, MY FATHER,
JEREMY MILLS III
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TAUGHT ME TWO THINGS‐‐
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ONE: NEVER GIVE UP;
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TWO: NEVER GIVE UP.
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HE HAD A SHORT‐TERM
MEMORY PROBLEM.
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( Dry laughter )
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AND JUST IN CASE
YOU INHERITED IT
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GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK
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AND BY THE WAY, GET OUT
AND DON'T COME BACK.
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IVAN, IS SOMETHING
WRONG WITH YOUR NECK?
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MY SUBWAY TOKEN ROLLED
UNDER THE PHOTOCOPIER.
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I TRIED TO LIFT IT AND
SOMETHING POPPED.
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IT ONLY HURTS WHEN I USE MY
NECK TO HOLD UP MY HEAD.
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SEE THAT, BOSS LADY?
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MAJESTIC'S HEALTH PLAN
WOULD FIX IVAN'S NECK.
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AND PAY FOR SOME SURGERY
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I WANT ONE OF MY
GIRLFRIENDS TO HAVE.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENS
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WHEN A BIG COMPANY BUYS
PART OF A LITTLE ONE?
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YOU GET A HEALTH PLAN?
AND RAISES?
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AND GIANT PECAN SANDIES WITH
YOUR NAMES WRITTEN ON THEM.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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ALONG WITH ALL THE GOOD STUFF
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YOU GET A BUNCH OF
CORPORATE RULES.
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YOU CALL FOR A PERSONAL DAY
FROM JAMAICA, YOU GET FIRED.
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YOU ASK YOUR BOSS TO
BEAR YOUR CHILDREN
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YOU GET SUED.
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YOU BRING A DAMNED
HAMSTER TO WORK
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YOU'RE GETTING SUSPENDED.
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BUT... BUT ROBESPIERRE
GETS SO LONELY AT HOME.
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KHADIJAH, I GOT A JOB
OFFER FROM ROLLING STONE.
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AND I'M TEMPTED TO TAKE IT.
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RUSSELL, YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC
AND YOU COMMENT ON IT.
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YOU'RE LIKE A
JAMAICAN DICK CLARK.
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WHY IS IT WHENEVER
I THINK I GOT YOU
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YOU MAKE ME FEEL
LIKE A GOAT HEAD?
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( Jamaican accent ): 'CAUSE
I'M SMARTER THAN YOU.
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
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I'M NOT THE ONE WHO HIRED HER.
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SPEAK, ROBESPIERRE. SPEAK.
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OH. I THINK I SEE THE PROBLEM.
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YOU'VE BEEN DEPRECIATING
YOUR COPIER FOR FOUR YEARS
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WHEN LEGALLY, YOU CAN
ONLY DO IT FOR THREE.
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I OWE THE GOVERNMENT ANOTHER "G"
ON TOP OF ALL MY OTHER DEBTS?
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO PAY MY STAFF?
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I WIELD A PEN, NOT A
MAGIC WAND, BABY.
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REGINE, ISN'T IT A
GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE?
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( Loud gong )
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IT'S RAINING AND I HAVE GAS.
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WELL, RAIN MAKES
THE FLOWERS GROW
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AND GAS MEANS PEOPLE LEAVE
YOU ALONE SO YOU CAN REST.
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OKAY, MY CHERUBIC CHEERLEADER
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HERE'S THE BOX O' HAPPY THINGS
YOU USE TO CHEER ME UP.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I WOULD HAVE DONE
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WITHOUT THAT ON THAT
TERRIBLE TUESDAY.
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OVERTON, THE BROWNS ARE
NOW THE BALTIMORE RAVENS.
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LET IT GO.
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TAKE YOUR PICK‐‐
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WE GOT ENERGIZING
CRYSTALS AND INCENSE.
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OOH! A CANDY APPLE.
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STAY AWAY FROM THAT CANDY APPLE.
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I USED IT TO KNOCK A COUPLE
DENTS OUT OF THE VAN.
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HOW ABOUT THIS?
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EACH POST‐IT HAS AN
INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGE
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YOU CAN STICK WHEREVER YOU LIKE.
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"HOT DOG. I'M SPENDING THE DAY
WITH MY BEST FRIEND‐‐ ME."
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LET ME WRITE ONE FOR
YOU RIGHT QUICK.
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ALL RIGHT.
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OH!
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WELL, REGINE, WHERE AM I
SUPPOSED TO STICK THIS?
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HERE'S YOUR TEA, KHADIJAH.
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THIS PUPPY'S LOOKING
A LITTLE WEAK.
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THAT'S 'CAUSE WE'RE
OUT OF PETTY CASH.
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THAT THERE IS THE
COMPANY TEA BAG.
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I KNOW THINGS HAVE BEEN
KIND OF TIGHT AROUND HERE
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BUT I PROMISE, IN THE FUTURE
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I AM MAKING ALL KINDS
OF IMPROVEMENTS.
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I'M PULLING FOR YOU, KHADIJAH.
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IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME
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I GOT TO GET THIS TO
THE BOYS IN THE BACK.
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WHO TOOK THE LEMON WEDGE?!
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AT LEAST THINK ABOUT LETTING
MAJESTIC INVEST IN FLAVOR.
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THIS MONTH, WE HAD SO MANY BILLS
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WE ALMOST DIDN'T
GET THE ISSUE OUT.
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BUT WE DID GET IT OUT
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'CAUSE I JUGGLED A
COUPLE OF THOSE BILLS
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AND I SOLD A CAPITAL ASSET.
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WHAT'S A CAPITAL ASSET?
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DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE
THE PHOTOCOPIER WENT?
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BOSS LADY, THE DONKEY
DROPPINGS HAVE HIT THE FAN!
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THE PRINTER CAN'T DO
THIS MONTH'S ISSUE.
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WHY NOT? I PAID THE BILL.
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NO, NO. A PIPE BROKE
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AND THE PRINT SHOP IS FLOODED.
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THE GOOD NEWS IS THE
RECEPTIONIST LOOKS
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QUITE PERKY IN A WET T‐SHIRT.
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IF WE DON'T GET THE ISSUE OUT
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HOW DO WE GET PAID?
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I'VE GOT TO GET MY MONEY, MAN.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, MON.
EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY.
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THERE'S NO REASON TO PANIC.
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IF KHADIJAH DOESN'T
SOLVE THE CRISIS
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I'LL LAND ON MY FEET
AT ROLLING STONE.
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AND DON'T WORRY‐‐
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ONCE I'M COCK OF THE WALK
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I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER
SOME OF YOUR NAMES.
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HEY, HEY. LOOK,
LOOK, LOOK, PEOPLE.
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NOW, I'VE ALWAYS GOTTEN
US THROUGH TROUBLE BEFORE
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF ANYONE IN THIS ROOM
DOESN'T HAVE FAITH IN ME
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FEEL FREE TO PICK UP THE PHONE
AND LOOK FOR ANOTHER JOB.
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PUT DOWN THE DAMN PHONES!
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IF YOU NEED A REFERENCE,
THEY CAN CALL ME, GIRL.
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I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A JOB.
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I'M SELLING MY SOUL.
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YES, JEREMY MILLS, PLEASE.
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JEREMY, THIS IS KHADIJAH JAMES.
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IS YOUR HUGE, FACELESS
COMPANY STILL INTERESTED
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IN BUYING A PIECE
OF MY MAGAZINE?
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OOH, MAN, I LOVE AMERICA.
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I SELL A QUARTER OF MY MAGAZINE
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AND I GET NEW COMPUTERS,
NEW FURNITURE.
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OH, MAN, I EVEN GOT MY NEW DOOR!
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SEE, I CAN GO IN...
I CAN GO OUT.
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IN, OUT... I CAN JUST
CHILL IN THE DOORWAY.
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I LOVE EVERYTHING
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EXCEPT FOR THAT STUPID
CAPPUCCINO MACHINE.
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I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S NOT GOING
TO BE ANYTHING BUT TROUBLE.
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DON'T GET YOUR
KNICKERS IN A KNOT.
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HOW CAN A CAPPUCCINO
MACHINE BE TROUBLE?
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KHADIJAH, I PROMISE I'LL
GET STARTED ON MY ARTICLE
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AS SOON AS I FINISH MY SECOND
CUP OF BAVARIAN MOCHA.
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EH, EH, FORGOT MY BISCOTTI.
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YOU DRESS HER UP IN
A BRAND‐NEW DESK
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AND SHE STILL WON'T WORK.
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I BOUGHT THIS INSPIRATIONAL
BOOK FOR REGINE.
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WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU MOLDY
BREAD, MAKE PENICILLIN.
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RUSSELL, I GOT TO THANK YOU TO
HIPPING ME TO BISCOTTI, MAN.
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I MEAN, THEY TASTE GREAT AND YOU
CAN'T TELL WHEN THEY STALE.
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DON'T THANK ME.
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THANK JEREMY, HUH?
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THREE CHEERS TO THE NEW
CAPTAIN OF OUR DESTINY.
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JEREMY! JEREMY! COME, JEREMY! JEREMY!
COME, JEREMY! JEREMY!
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PLEASE, EVERYONE, PLEASE.
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THANK YOU, RUSSELL,
BUT, PLEASE...
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KHADIJAH IS YOUR LEADER.
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I AM MERELY A CORPORATE LIAISON
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WHOSE JOB IS TO HELP, NOT HINDER
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TO LISTEN, NOT SPEAK.
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AS YOUR LEADER, I
PLANNED A SPECIAL...
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UH, JUST ONE MORE THING.
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NOW, EVERYONE
PLEASE KEEP IN MIND
226
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THAT ALL FINAL DECISIONS
REST WITH KHADIJAH‐‐
227
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:24,490
EXCEPT FOR ONE DECISION THAT
I'VE ALREADY MADE ON MY OWN.
228
00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:26,159
AS OF TODAY
229
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,762
ALL EMPLOYEES HAVE
FULL MEDICAL BENEFITS.
230
00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,396
( Cheering )
231
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,766
RESPECT, RESPECT.
232
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,969
HEY, AND I ORDERED PIZZA
PIES FOR EVERYBODY.
233
00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:41,207
WELL, NOW THAT'S CERTAINLY
A GRACIOUS OFFER.
234
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:44,044
YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT
I'M JUST GOING TO...
235
00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:47,648
CANCEL THE RESERVATIONS I MADE
FOR EVERYONE AT LE BERNADIN.
236
00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,082
JUST GOING TO DO IT.
237
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:54,120
KHADIJAH, WE CAN
HAVE PIZZA ANYTIME.
238
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:57,123
WE'RE TALKING LE BERNADIN HERE.
239
00:10:57,190 --> 00:11:00,200
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT
IS, BUT IT SOUND FANCY.
240
00:11:01,234 --> 00:11:02,468
BUT I ALREADY ORDERED.
241
00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,370
KHADIJAH, KHADIJAH
242
00:11:04,437 --> 00:11:05,677
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?
243
00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:07,808
40 BUCKS?
244
00:11:07,874 --> 00:11:10,811
YOU... YOU HAVE GOT TO
START THINKING BIGGER.
245
00:11:10,877 --> 00:11:13,814
FLAVOR HAS A WHOLE NEW...
246
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,215
FLAVOR.
247
00:11:17,884 --> 00:11:20,120
GOOD ONE, FUNNY MAN. GOOD ONE.
248
00:11:20,186 --> 00:11:22,823
COME NOW. EVERYONE IN THE ELEVATOR.
LET'S GO!
249
00:11:22,889 --> 00:11:24,891
LE BERNADIN.
250
00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:26,492
LE BERNADIN! LE BERNADIN!
LE BERNADIN!
251
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,161
YOU... YOU COMING, RIGHT?
252
00:11:28,228 --> 00:11:30,130
I WANT TO SIT NEXT TO YOU.
253
00:11:30,196 --> 00:11:31,497
I GOT WORK TO FINISH UP.
254
00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:32,566
YOU GO AHEAD.
255
00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:34,167
OKAY, 'CAUSE IT'S TUESDAY
256
00:11:34,234 --> 00:11:37,237
AND THAT'S WHEN HENRI MAKES
HIS COQ AU VIN. UH‐HUH.
257
00:11:51,518 --> 00:11:53,219
WOULD YOU STOP THAT!
258
00:11:53,286 --> 00:11:55,121
THOSE ARE TO CHEER REGINE.
259
00:11:55,188 --> 00:11:58,458
WELL, EATING REGINE'S
FOOD CHEERS ME UP.
260
00:11:58,525 --> 00:12:00,393
HEY, SYNCLAIRE, I
FOUND SOMETHING
261
00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:02,669
THAT'S BOUND TO LIFT
REGINE'S SPIRITS.
262
00:12:02,736 --> 00:12:04,004
ALL RIGHT, NOW.
263
00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:06,907
BOB VILA'S FUNNIEST
WORKSHOP MISHAPS?
264
00:12:06,973 --> 00:12:09,142
YEAH, I FAST‐FORWARDED
TO THE PART
265
00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:12,278
WHERE BOB ACCIDENTALLY
SHELLACS HIS BEARD.
266
00:12:12,345 --> 00:12:14,080
COME ON. REGINE WILL PERSEVERE
267
00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:16,349
IF SHE FOLLOWS THE
ADVICE OF VOLTAIRE:
268
00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:17,618
"ALL IS FOR THE BEST
269
00:12:17,684 --> 00:12:19,886
IN THIS BEST OF ALL
POSSIBLE WORLDS."
270
00:12:19,953 --> 00:12:24,090
YOU KNOW, THAT SIMPLE PHILOSOPHY
GOT ME THROUGH A PERIOD SO BLEAK
271
00:12:24,157 --> 00:12:26,893
I ACTUALLY WONDERED IF
LIFE WERE WORTH LIVING.
272
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:30,030
WHEN IN THE HELL
WERE YOU SO LOW?
273
00:12:30,096 --> 00:12:31,698
YOU RECALL WE DID GO OUT.
274
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,401
REGINE!
275
00:12:35,468 --> 00:12:37,037
MY LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE.
276
00:12:37,103 --> 00:12:38,138
HOW WAS WORK?
277
00:12:38,204 --> 00:12:39,706
I KNOW THAT THEY'RE GOING
278
00:12:39,773 --> 00:12:41,474
TO PULL THE PLUG ON PALO ALTO.
279
00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:44,645
IN NEXT WEEK'S SCRIPT, FIVE
OF THE SIX MAIN CHARACTERS
280
00:12:44,711 --> 00:12:47,147
DIE IN A MYSTERIOUS
CIRCUS TENT EXPLOSION.
281
00:12:47,213 --> 00:12:49,382
WELL, YOU STILL GOT
ONE CHARACTER LEFT.
282
00:12:49,449 --> 00:12:53,353
MM‐HMM. SHE GOING TO THE
CHAIR FOR KILLING THEM.
283
00:12:53,419 --> 00:12:55,722
REGINE, HERE'S A LITTLE
CARD I PICKED UP
284
00:12:55,789 --> 00:12:57,858
IN THE "ENCOURAGING
WORDS" SECTION.
285
00:12:57,924 --> 00:12:59,459
WHEN THE CASHIER READ IT
286
00:12:59,526 --> 00:13:02,869
SHE INVITED ME OVER
TO WATCH BEACHES.
287
00:13:02,936 --> 00:13:05,005
I APPRECIATE WHAT
YOU'RE TRYING TO DO
288
00:13:05,071 --> 00:13:06,940
BUT IT'S NOT WORKING, ALL RIGHT?
289
00:13:07,007 --> 00:13:08,675
AND IT'S GETTING ON MY NERVES
290
00:13:08,742 --> 00:13:11,144
SO STOP WASTING MY
TIME AND YOUR MONEY
291
00:13:11,211 --> 00:13:13,680
ON GREETING CARDS,
GONGS, AND GUMMI BEARS.
292
00:13:17,117 --> 00:13:19,886
OH, DON'T WORRY, SWEET PEA.
293
00:13:19,953 --> 00:13:22,856
I MEAN, SOME PEOPLE ARE
JUST INCONSOLABLE.
294
00:13:22,923 --> 00:13:25,491
BUT I'M USUALLY SO GOOD
AT THIS, YOU KNOW?
295
00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:28,361
I MEAN, REMEMBER THE TIME
THAT THE INDIANS LOST
296
00:13:28,428 --> 00:13:29,730
YOUR JIGSAW BROKE
297
00:13:29,796 --> 00:13:32,065
AND YOU FORGOT YOUR
MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY?
298
00:13:32,132 --> 00:13:34,968
MAN, I HAD YOU CHEERED
UP IN NO TIME.
299
00:13:35,035 --> 00:13:36,803
YEAH, BUT, UH...
300
00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:39,305
YOU CAN'T DO THAT WITH REGINE.
301
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,443
GOOD POINT.
302
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:45,245
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
303
00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:48,448
KHADIJAH.
304
00:13:48,515 --> 00:13:50,250
WITH THE NEW MEDICAL BENEFITS
305
00:13:50,316 --> 00:13:52,452
I FINALLY GOT MY
NECK CHECKED OUT.
306
00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:54,487
AND I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER
307
00:13:54,555 --> 00:13:58,458
BUT I GOT MY ARM IN A SLING
JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT.
308
00:13:58,525 --> 00:14:00,934
TOMORROW I'M HAVING
MY HIPS REPLACED.
309
00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:04,671
JEREMY, I'VE HAD A
REAL BRAINSTORM.
310
00:14:04,738 --> 00:14:06,807
NOW, HOW ABOUT I FLY TO HAVANA
311
00:14:06,873 --> 00:14:09,342
AND DO AN ARTICLE ON
CUBAN REGGAE, HUH?
312
00:14:09,409 --> 00:14:11,712
COMPELLING CONCEPT, RUSSELL
313
00:14:11,778 --> 00:14:16,216
AND I CERTAINLY DON'T
HAVANA OBJECTION TO THAT.
314
00:14:16,282 --> 00:14:17,483
( laughing )
315
00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:20,687
WHOO, THEY JUST ROLL
OFF YOUR TONGUE, HUH?
316
00:14:20,754 --> 00:14:22,322
SEE EVERYONE IN A WEEK.
317
00:14:22,388 --> 00:14:23,388
UH‐UH‐UH.
318
00:14:23,423 --> 00:14:24,490
WHILE YOU'RE THERE
319
00:14:24,558 --> 00:14:26,860
WHY DON'T YOU STOP A SOLDIER
320
00:14:26,927 --> 00:14:28,727
AND SAY "LUCY, YOU GOT
SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO"?
321
00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:29,830
BETTER YET, DON'T GO.
322
00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:31,031
BUT LOOK, JEREMY SAID
323
00:14:31,097 --> 00:14:33,166
THE CUBAN CONCEPT WAS...
"COMPELLING."
324
00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:35,802
RUSSELL, SHE IS THE BOSS.
325
00:14:35,869 --> 00:14:37,504
MY HANDS ARE TIED, BUDDY.
326
00:14:37,571 --> 00:14:41,007
WELL, THANKS ANYWAY FOR
SUPPORTING MY DREAMS.
327
00:14:41,074 --> 00:14:43,443
AND THANK YOU FOR DASHING THEM
328
00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:46,179
LIKE A DRIFTWOOD
DINGHY IN A HURRICANE.
329
00:14:48,982 --> 00:14:50,817
AH, KHADIJAH. THERE'S SOMETHING
330
00:14:50,884 --> 00:14:52,318
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
331
00:14:52,385 --> 00:14:53,920
HAVE YOU GOT A SECOND?
332
00:14:56,857 --> 00:14:59,860
SPOKE TO THE BOYS IN
FINANCE DOWN AT MAJESTIC
333
00:14:59,926 --> 00:15:02,202
AND IT SEEMS I WAS
A BIT PREMATURE
334
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,671
ABOUT THAT HEALTH
BENEFITS THING.
335
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,306
HOW PREMATURE?
336
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,008
WE DON'T HAVE THEM.
337
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,243
I HOPE THIS IS ANOTHER
OF YOUR BAD JOKES
338
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,612
BECAUSE YOGI AND BOO‐BOO
339
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,480
JUST RACKED UP A THOUSAND
DOLLARS IN MEDICAL BILLS.
340
00:15:14,548 --> 00:15:17,483
WELL, I AM THE BELOVED
PEOPLE PERSON OF THIS TEAM.
341
00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:18,885
YOU'RE THE HATCHET MAN.
342
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,220
CHOP CHOP.
343
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,055
BUMP THAT.
344
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,090
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE ME OUT
345
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,859
TO BE THE BAD GUY ON THIS.
346
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,093
LISTEN UP, PEOPLE.
347
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,697
JEREMY HAS A VERY
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
348
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:34,234
YES, INDEED. AHEM...
349
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,103
UH, NOW LISTEN UP, EVERYONE...
350
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:41,174
NOW, NEXT FRIDAY, HOLD
ON TO YOUR PINEAPPLES.
351
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,475
( Chuckling )
352
00:15:42,543 --> 00:15:45,178
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A LUAU.
353
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,446
( Cheering )
354
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,850
OH, KHADIJAH, MAYBE
355
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:52,786
I'LL GET TO SEE YOU
IN A COCONUT BRA.
356
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:59,560
HEY, CAN I TALK TO
YOU FOR A MINUTE?
357
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,335
LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN.
358
00:16:04,871 --> 00:16:07,608
THIS IS THE CARD I GAVE YOU.
359
00:16:07,674 --> 00:16:09,610
YEAH, I IRONED IT
WHEN I REALIZED
360
00:16:09,676 --> 00:16:11,211
THAT GOOD OLD SYNCLAIRE WAS
361
00:16:11,277 --> 00:16:14,480
TURNING INTO SOMEBODY
A LOT LIKE ME‐‐
362
00:16:14,548 --> 00:16:17,250
UNHAPPY, DEPRESSED.
363
00:16:17,317 --> 00:16:19,152
ITCHY SCALP.
364
00:16:19,219 --> 00:16:20,654
ANYWAY, UM...
365
00:16:20,721 --> 00:16:25,125
I FELT BAD ABOUT DOING
THAT TO SOMEBODY
366
00:16:25,191 --> 00:16:27,828
WHO WAS TRYING TO HELP.
367
00:16:27,894 --> 00:16:28,962
I'M SORRY.
368
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,496
OH, GIRL, DON'T FEEL BAD.
369
00:16:30,564 --> 00:16:33,499
I FOUND 78 CENTS
UNDERNEATH THE CUSHIONS.
370
00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:35,502
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS...
371
00:16:35,569 --> 00:16:37,470
IS THAT YOU'RE ALL
CHEERED UP NOW.
372
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,739
NO, I'M NOT.
373
00:16:38,805 --> 00:16:42,008
SYNCLAIRE, I'VE GOT REAL
PROBLEMS, ALL RIGHT?
374
00:16:42,075 --> 00:16:45,111
AND THEY'RE NOT GOING
TO GO AWAY OVERNIGHT.
375
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:48,114
MAYBE I JUST WANT TO BE
IN A FUNK FOR A WHILE.
376
00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:51,785
WELL, YOU KNOW, REGINE, YOU KNOW
377
00:16:51,852 --> 00:16:54,454
THREE DAYS AGO WHEN I
STARTED TO CHEER YOU UP
378
00:16:54,521 --> 00:16:57,658
I WISH YOU'D TOLD ME WHAT A
BIG, FAT SOURPUSS YOU ARE.
379
00:17:04,237 --> 00:17:06,206
GET OFF MY GONG.
380
00:17:11,011 --> 00:17:12,946
KHADIJAH.
381
00:17:13,013 --> 00:17:14,748
LET'S INTERFACE.
382
00:17:15,916 --> 00:17:18,151
I FOUND OUT WHAT YOU DID.
383
00:17:18,218 --> 00:17:21,154
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
THINKING, GOING OVER MY HEAD?
384
00:17:21,221 --> 00:17:22,488
I AND ONLY I SPEAK
385
00:17:22,556 --> 00:17:25,025
TO THE PRESIDENT OF
MAJESTIC PUBLISHING.
386
00:17:25,091 --> 00:17:26,292
( Giggling )
387
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:28,962
LOOK WHO GREW ANTLERS.
388
00:17:29,029 --> 00:17:31,965
IF YOU EVER TRY TO PULL
A STUNT LIKE THAT AGAIN
389
00:17:32,032 --> 00:17:36,102
I WILL... WELL, I
JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT.
390
00:17:36,169 --> 00:17:39,606
LOOK, YOU PROMISED US BENEFITS
AND THEN YOU PUNKED OUT
391
00:17:39,673 --> 00:17:41,407
SO I WENT TO THE HEAD PUNK.
392
00:17:41,474 --> 00:17:43,109
AND THREATENED TO QUIT.
393
00:17:43,176 --> 00:17:44,310
VERY SMART.
394
00:17:44,377 --> 00:17:45,846
WELL, IT GOT US BENEFITS.
395
00:17:45,912 --> 00:17:48,849
AND IT ALSO MADE THE 17th
RICHEST MAN IN AMERICA.
396
00:17:48,915 --> 00:17:50,316
VERY UNHAPPY.
397
00:17:50,383 --> 00:17:52,586
YOU KNOW, IF YOU HAD
GIVEN ME MORE TIME
398
00:17:52,653 --> 00:17:54,454
I COULD HAVE GOT THE BENEFITS
399
00:17:54,521 --> 00:17:56,256
WITHOUT RUFFLING ANY FEATHERS.
400
00:17:56,322 --> 00:17:57,991
YOU KNOW, YOU ARE JUST BUGGIN'
401
00:17:58,058 --> 00:18:00,594
BECAUSE I GOT SOMETHING
DONE THAT YOU COULDN'T.
402
00:18:00,661 --> 00:18:05,305
ACTUALLY, I'M BUGGING BECAUSE
YOU DON'T SHOW ME ANY RESPECT.
403
00:18:05,371 --> 00:18:07,473
( Snickering )
404
00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:08,809
WHY SHOULD I?
405
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:11,344
LOOK, DON'T TAKE
THIS THE WRONG WAY
406
00:18:11,411 --> 00:18:14,114
BUT ARE A USELESS
CORPORATE KISS‐ASS.
407
00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:18,985
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
408
00:18:19,052 --> 00:18:22,022
OH, THIS IS JUST THE
USELESS PHOTOCOPIER
409
00:18:22,088 --> 00:18:25,491
THIS USELESS CORPORATE
KISS‐ASS PROMISED YOU.
410
00:18:25,559 --> 00:18:26,827
DON'T TRY TO PASS OFF
411
00:18:26,893 --> 00:18:29,295
GETTING A PHOTOCOPIER
AS BEING REAL WORK.
412
00:18:29,362 --> 00:18:31,898
WHILE YOU ARE SNACKING
ON BRIE AT THE BALLET
413
00:18:31,965 --> 00:18:33,767
WE'RE HERE BUSTING OUR BEHINDS.
414
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:36,970
OH, I SEE. YOU WANT TO
SEE ME IN THE TRENCHES.
415
00:18:37,037 --> 00:18:38,872
WELL, I'M UP FOR ANY CHORE.
416
00:18:38,939 --> 00:18:41,842
WELL, THE COWS HAVE
ALREADY BEEN MILKED
417
00:18:41,908 --> 00:18:43,443
SO WHY DON'T YOU STAY HERE
418
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:46,246
UNTIL THE MAGAZINE IS
PUT TO BED TONIGHT?
419
00:18:46,312 --> 00:18:47,981
MY PLEASURE.
420
00:18:48,048 --> 00:18:50,450
ANYONE WANT TO SEE SWAN LAKE?
421
00:18:50,517 --> 00:18:51,852
HERE.
422
00:18:54,521 --> 00:18:57,791
MEZZANINE?
423
00:18:57,858 --> 00:18:59,526
FORGET IT, BUDDY.
424
00:19:14,881 --> 00:19:16,717
IVAN!
425
00:19:18,685 --> 00:19:20,086
YOU FELL ASLEEP.
426
00:19:20,153 --> 00:19:21,555
ARE WE STILL MARRIED?
427
00:19:22,856 --> 00:19:26,159
KHADIJAH, IT IS 4:00 A. M.
428
00:19:26,226 --> 00:19:29,029
IF I DON'T GET SOME
REST I'M GOING TO SLEEP
429
00:19:29,095 --> 00:19:31,231
RIGHT THROUGH MY
RELAXATION CLASS.
430
00:19:31,297 --> 00:19:33,834
WELL, ANY TIME YOU
WANT TO CONCEDE DEFEAT
431
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,001
YOU'RE FREE TO GO.
432
00:19:35,068 --> 00:19:36,169
ALL RIGHT.
433
00:19:36,236 --> 00:19:37,504
ALL RIGHT, KHADIJAH.
434
00:19:37,571 --> 00:19:40,507
I WILL ADMIT THAT I DIDN'T
HAVE ENOUGH RESPECT
435
00:19:40,574 --> 00:19:42,876
FOR WHAT IT TAKES TO
PUT A MAGAZINE OUT
436
00:19:42,943 --> 00:19:44,410
IF YOU'LL ADMIT
437
00:19:44,477 --> 00:19:47,514
PEOPLE SKILLS ARE AN IMPORTANT
PART OF MANAGEMENT.
438
00:19:47,581 --> 00:19:49,983
OH, SO THAT'S THE KEY
TO YOUR SUCCESS.
439
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:52,986
THAT AND THE FACT MY
GREAT‐GRANDFATHER
440
00:19:53,053 --> 00:19:56,523
DISCOVERED OIL
UNDERNEATH HIS OUTHOUSE.
441
00:19:56,590 --> 00:20:00,734
AFTER THE INITIAL EMBARRASSMENT,
HE WAS VERY, VERY RICH.
442
00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:02,335
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE
443
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,437
IN BUSINESS WITH A
CORPORATE GEEK.
444
00:20:04,505 --> 00:20:06,472
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D
BE IN BUSINESS
445
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,709
WITH AN AROUND‐THE‐WAY GIRL.
446
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,210
YOU BEEN THUMBING THROUGH
447
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:12,278
THE RAP SECTION
AGAIN HAVEN'T YOU?
448
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,482
LOOK, JEREMY, IF I
GIVE YOU STATIC
449
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:19,352
IT'S BECAUSE FLAVOR IS
MORE THAN A MAGAZINE.
450
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,687
I CREATED IT.
451
00:20:20,754 --> 00:20:21,855
IT'S MY BABY.
452
00:20:21,922 --> 00:20:24,825
A BABY I HAVE WATCHED
GROW FOR FOUR YEARS
453
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:28,494
AND MY COMPANY PUBLISHES
CASH COWS LIKE...
454
00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:32,766
LIKE MICROCHIP DIGEST AND
LIQUID SOAP QUARTERLY.
455
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:36,837
SURE, IT PAYS FOR THE CAPPED
TEETH ON MY POLO PONIES
456
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,505
BUT FLAVOR...
457
00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:40,507
FLAVOR HAS A VOICE
458
00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:43,243
THAT THIS COMMUNITY
NEEDS TO HEAR.
459
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:44,444
HMM.
460
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,847
THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD SPEECH.
461
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,314
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
462
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,784
HALFWAY THROUGH, I
STARTED BELIEVING IT.
463
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:54,655
LOOK, JUST REMEMBER
THAT I'M THE BOSS
464
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,256
AND EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL.
465
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,959
I DO HAVE THE RIGHT
TO MAKE SUGGESTIONS.
466
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,601
AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY NO.
467
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:02,468
NOW MAY I GO HOME?
468
00:21:02,536 --> 00:21:03,870
NO.
469
00:21:05,706 --> 00:21:06,807
LOOKIE HERE. UM...
470
00:21:06,873 --> 00:21:08,675
HAVE EITHER OF YOU SEEN THE KEY
471
00:21:08,742 --> 00:21:10,010
TO THE SUPPLY CABINET?
472
00:21:10,076 --> 00:21:12,913
I WANT TO GET A CUP OF
COFFEE AND I LOST MY KEY.
473
00:21:12,979 --> 00:21:15,415
CHECK THE CUP.
474
00:21:15,481 --> 00:21:16,683
( Key rattling )
475
00:21:19,686 --> 00:21:21,454
THANKS A LOT, JEREMY.
476
00:21:21,522 --> 00:21:24,490
OH, SNAP, THIS IS MY HOUSE KEY.
477
00:21:24,558 --> 00:21:25,859
WHOO, I'M TIRED.
478
00:21:28,562 --> 00:21:30,496
SEE?
479
00:21:30,564 --> 00:21:32,498
SEE? NOW YOU'RE CATCHING ON.
480
00:21:32,566 --> 00:21:34,067
GOOD NIGHT.
481
00:21:40,574 --> 00:21:44,878
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