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(Overton) Previously
on "Living Single."
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This is the ring I
designed for my Synclaire.
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Oh, you designed it.
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It's like no other engagement
ring you ever seen.
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Russell, what are
you doin' here?
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Well, I was in the neighborhood
and we're being sued for libel.
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What?
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Remember my article on that
new band, Belching Yams?
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I wrote there could be
no denying their song.
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"Everybody has a Nipple"
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was a rip off of Barry
Manilow's "Mandy."
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Well, it seems there's
some denyin' it.
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The Borough Alderman elections
are being held next month
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and the incumbent Paul
Malaba has been a disaster.
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Will you carry the torch
of democracy for us?
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Sure.
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(all) Max! Max! Max! Max! Max!
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And Regine! And Regine!
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You gotta focus on the, on
your good points, you know.
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Focus on things like, what
good taste you have in women.
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You delicate flower.
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I didn't know you cared!
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(man on TV) 'Maxine Shaw, the
so called nympho candidate'
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'and her steamy ties
to Kyle Barker'
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'a rising Wall Street
funds manager.'
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Gimme all your valuable
stuff or you're dead.
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Overton, give that man
anything he wants.
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Thanks, brother. Whoo!
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I'll be right back, Synclaire.
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Just remember that,
um, I love you.
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‐ Come on, girl. ‐
I love you too.
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Oh in a 90s kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up what ♪
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♪ Keep your head
up that's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my home girls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue it's
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
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♪ Check check check it out
check check check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Haa ♪
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Hi, I'm Synclaire,
your waitress.
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Can I get you some coffee.
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Or perhaps some cheese
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or some cake?
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Maybe some coffee cheese cake?
Maybe some‐‐.
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Synclaire, you have
gone from trippin'
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to a full vacation.
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Now, honey, please,
sit down, okay.
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The police said that
they would call
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as soon as they heard anything.
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No‐no, I've got to
stay in character
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to keep my mind off Obie.
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Uh, so what will it be, miss?
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Alright, I'll have a
large nonfat milk.
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Um‐hm, one tall Kate Moss.
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White and skinny.
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[doorbell ringing]
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[Synclaire mumbling]
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‐ Oh, Obie, thank God! ‐ Hey!
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‐ Hey! ‐ There you
are, you okay?
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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Everybody this is Officer Solis.
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‐ NYPD.. ‐ Okay.
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Mounted unit.
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I was so worried, what happened?
Tell me everything‐‐.
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Look‐look‐look, if‐if you
people don't keep it down
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somebody's gonna call the poli..
See.
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Kyle, we were mugged
in Central Park.
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‐ No, man! ‐ Yeah!
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And I took off after the
mugger on horseback.
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Let me tell you, nothin' like
riding a horse at full gallop
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hooves pounding,
leather slappin'
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me wishin' I would've wore
my athletic supporter.
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Yeah, and then the horse
caught up with the mugger
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held him down for the cops.
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With our job done she just kinda
dumped me off in the rosebush.
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Mr. Jones was so ensnarled
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we had to use the
pruning sheers of life.
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Well, did you find
the man's valuables?
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Oh, nearly lost my valuables
ridin' the damn horse.
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All we found on the
suspect was a handgun
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but we're searching the
area, little lady.
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Oh, it's good to know the
posse is on it, horse.
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That never fails.
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The equestrian police,
we get no respect.
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I'm sure any cop can lock
himself up inside a cruiser
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and call for backup.
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But me, I'm out
there every night
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puttin' my horse's
ass on the line.
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Well, Obie, you've had a
terrible, terrible time.
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Just glad the night's not over
yet, my electric horseman.
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Well, uh, that's where
you're wrong, my beloved
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'cause if I don't
get some rest soon
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I may never be able
to saddle up again.
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And if I don't get
my eight hours
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I'll look like the average man.
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[whispering] Come here.
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So‐so‐so, listen, man,
did the mugger get the,
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get the ring? Oh!
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Man, I didn't get a chance
to pop the question?
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Damn. Well‐well, look, let's
go back to the park, man
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and look for it.
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Kyle, Central Park, 2:00 a. m.?
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You'll be killed.
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Well, good.
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Have you seen the evening news?
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I'm practically the running
mate of Maverick Max
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the nympho candidate.
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Ugh.
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Kinda ironic.
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I can't get with Synclaire and
you can't get away from Max.
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I guess into each life a
little rain must fall.
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Well, sure, he gets sprinkles.
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I get Hurricane Maxine.
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Come on, Khadijah,
we're gonna be late.
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I'm not goin' in today.
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Max is bringin' over
a liable lawyer
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to talk about this
Belching Yams lawsuit.
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And I do not want the staff to
know how much trouble we're in.
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Great, then I can stay
home and watch TV.
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Rosie O'Donnell is
interviewing Oprah
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and then they're gonna switch.
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You are goin' into the office
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and act as if nothing is wrong.
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Ah, so everyone will think
everything's normal.
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Well, not normal, but, you know
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the way things are
when you around.
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Oh, I'm on it, chief.
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[doorbell ringing]
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Hello, Khadijah. Synclaire.
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What lawsuit?
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Max and her friend
aren't here yet.
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Just have a seat,
I'll be right back.
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So, Khadijah, when did
we get a doggy door?
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Don't worry, depressed
under D cup.
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I'm here to see Khadijah.
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We're tryin' to
save the magazine.
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Oh!
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[sighs]
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On the other hand to
hell with "Flavor."
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Alright, listen,
I've been thinkin'.
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And, I want us to agree that
what happened last night
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never happened.
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Agreed!
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What are we talkin' about?
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Oh, that's excellent.
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You see, no one has to
ever know about the kiss.
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Oh.
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Oh, that.
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Yeah, I‐I know it won't be easy.
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No problem at all.
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Though you have to admit
it was some kiss.
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Like a thousand others.
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Oh, get off it, Russell.
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Now, you know damn well that
there was a spark in that kiss.
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A‐a‐a volatile
chemistry, pure passion!
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I've forgotten all about it
and you better do the same!
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Just the way I like her.
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Chesty and testy.
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[doorbell ringing]
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Khadijah James. Del Stuart.
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Del is a great liable lawyer and
the best negotiator in the city.
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Would you like some coffee?
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Espresso.
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I don't have espresso, how
about some regular coffee?
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‐ Drip? ‐ Yes.
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Alright. I'll accept the drip
if you throw in an Oreo.
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No name chocolate
sandwich cookie.
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You're lucky I'm in a good mood.
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Look‐look, I can't stay. I
gotta go, I gotta go, girl.
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I gotta go dig up some
dirt on Paul Malaba.
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Regine! You are my
campaign manager.
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Can you manage to
help me with this?
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No, dear, ex‐campaign manager.
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See, because of you
my woman's group has
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pulled their endorsement
and shunned me.
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Just because of a little heat.
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Uh, Max, I would not
call it a little heat.
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When Playboy offers you $5000
to be in their photo spread.
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"Ladies Of The
Immoral Majority."
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Well, if they don't
make the five grand
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and Adopt‐A‐Highway
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I'd be stupid not to do it.
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Uh, remember you can see them
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they can't see you.
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Speak as you were instructed.
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Um, give me all
your valuable stuff
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or you're dead.
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Give me all your valuable
stuff or you're dead.
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I say, give me all
your valuable stuff
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or I'll give you the
old "what for?"
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Don't be a wise
guy, number three.
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Gimme all your valuable
stuff or you're dead.
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That's him! That's the guy!
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(Synclaire) 'Oh, Obie,
are you positive?'
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Yeah, I know, that's him.
I'm positive.
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‐ Him. That guy! ‐ Good.
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You..
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[gabbering]
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Ohh! Get me at him!
Get me at him!
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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But you don't know what kind
of life I've had, lady.
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Abandoned by my mom and dad.
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Raised in an orphanage.
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Fed nothing but one stinking
bowl of gruel a day.
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And then I fell in with
a band of pickpockets.
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I remember Fagan. He led a‐‐.
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Oh, bro, that's "Oliver Twist."
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I knew it sounded familiar.
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Get me at him! Get me at him!
I'll tear you limb for limb!
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Oh, Obie, I'm mad.
I'm mad, you see!
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Alright, Khadijah.
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I have evaluated the lawsuit
from every conceivable angle
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and I've arrived at a
studied conclusion.
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Break it down for me.
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Certainly.
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You lose.
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[sighs] Isn't there
anything we can do?
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Yeah, settle outta court
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and, uh, as a gesture of
good faith, fire Russell.
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You're fired. Uh‐huh.
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I know how hard
that was for you.
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But there's no need to fire me.
I'll quit.
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Alright, now, I want you
to meet with the Yams
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and their attorney right here,
it'll make you seem warm
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human, that kind of crap.
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‐ I can pull that off. ‐ Excellent.
Excellent.
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Alright, I guess I can get
the Yams to walk away
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from this for, uh,
little as $10,000.
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Ten Gs.
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Where am I supposed to get that?
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I presume the same place
you're getting my $5000 fee.
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Well, then that's it.
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Whether we got to
court or settle
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that's the end of "Flavor."
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It's a bitter pill.
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Khadijah, I don't know what to say.
I wish there was‐‐.
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Tsk, forget it, Russell.
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It's not the end of the world.
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I can deal with it.
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I guess I just gotta be strong.
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[crying]
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Alright. Alright.
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Wait, it's your fault.
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00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,673
Hm.
251
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,809
I guess this was a
little self‐indulgent.
252
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,077
Shee.
253
00:11:45,145 --> 00:11:47,347
Oh, God!
254
00:11:48,682 --> 00:11:51,084
Hey, been tryin' to reach
you for over an hour.
255
00:11:51,151 --> 00:11:52,786
Your phone's not workin'.
256
00:11:52,853 --> 00:11:54,888
I got tired of talkin'
to reporters about
257
00:11:54,955 --> 00:11:57,724
Paul Malaba's latest allegation.
258
00:11:57,791 --> 00:11:59,368
What, did they find out
about the time we went
259
00:11:59,392 --> 00:12:01,067
to the stock exchange
and you said that
260
00:12:01,134 --> 00:12:02,936
my Dow Jones was
more than average?
261
00:12:03,003 --> 00:12:05,238
[chuckles]
262
00:12:05,305 --> 00:12:07,207
No.
263
00:12:07,273 --> 00:12:09,676
He made up some wild story
that I was seen nude
264
00:12:09,743 --> 00:12:12,145
at some costume party in 1991.
265
00:12:14,915 --> 00:12:16,717
I was dressed as Nero.
266
00:12:16,783 --> 00:12:18,985
You try cinching up a toga
with a beer in one hand
267
00:12:19,052 --> 00:12:21,387
and a stogie in the other.
268
00:12:21,454 --> 00:12:23,957
Hey, you know the real tragedy
is that my name has been
269
00:12:24,024 --> 00:12:25,258
linked to yours in the media.
270
00:12:25,325 --> 00:12:28,695
‐ Oh, you slimy piece of‐‐
‐ Oh, ja, va, ja, hush.
271
00:12:30,597 --> 00:12:32,117
Now, you need to know
that I am working
272
00:12:32,141 --> 00:12:33,867
a Wall Street contact
273
00:12:33,934 --> 00:12:36,302
who has evidence
of Malaba's misuse
274
00:12:36,369 --> 00:12:37,771
of government funds.
275
00:12:37,838 --> 00:12:39,039
For real?
276
00:12:39,105 --> 00:12:41,908
I'm on my way to his
office in a few minutes.
277
00:12:41,975 --> 00:12:43,495
Well, if I could get
evidence like that
278
00:12:43,519 --> 00:12:46,312
to the media,
Malaba is finished.
279
00:12:46,379 --> 00:12:48,660
So, you think you can call a
press conference for tonight.
280
00:12:50,751 --> 00:12:52,052
[phone ringing]
281
00:12:52,118 --> 00:12:53,520
Maxine Shaw.
282
00:12:53,587 --> 00:12:54,921
Oh, hello, Miller.
283
00:12:54,988 --> 00:12:57,558
How are things at the diaper
you call a newspaper?
284
00:12:57,624 --> 00:12:59,560
Yeah, well, chill the
freak out, Miller, look
285
00:12:59,626 --> 00:13:01,968
I'm callin' a press conference at 7:00 p.
M. At which
286
00:13:02,035 --> 00:13:04,304
I will respond to Mr.
Malaba's charges
287
00:13:04,370 --> 00:13:07,674
with a shocking
development of my own.
288
00:13:07,741 --> 00:13:10,010
Be here. And ride the maverick.
289
00:13:11,812 --> 00:13:13,313
Ah, thank you, Kyle.
290
00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:14,615
You know, I guess it's true.
291
00:13:14,681 --> 00:13:17,017
Politics do make
strange bedfellows.
292
00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:18,284
[chuckles]
293
00:13:18,351 --> 00:13:20,854
Maxine Shaw, you were
a strange bedfellow
294
00:13:20,921 --> 00:13:23,189
long before politics.
295
00:13:31,765 --> 00:13:34,635
Now, how long will this
little Q and A gonna take?
296
00:13:34,701 --> 00:13:35,936
Uh, just a few questions
297
00:13:36,002 --> 00:13:37,604
and you'll be out
of here in a jiffy.
298
00:13:37,671 --> 00:13:39,806
‐ Last name? ‐ Jones.
299
00:13:47,781 --> 00:13:50,951
No, if I were an O..
300
00:13:51,885 --> 00:13:53,620
Where would I hide.
301
00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:56,802
Well, you know
something officer.
302
00:13:56,857 --> 00:13:58,058
I'm a professional secretary
303
00:13:58,124 --> 00:13:59,724
why don't you scoot
on over and I'll have
304
00:13:59,748 --> 00:14:00,868
these forms done toot sweet.
305
00:14:00,934 --> 00:14:02,235
‐ Yeah. Come on, mama. ‐ Yeah.
306
00:14:02,302 --> 00:14:03,303
Alright.
307
00:14:06,439 --> 00:14:08,374
Oh‐oh, wait now, that's a zero.
308
00:14:11,778 --> 00:14:13,346
Just let that dry.
309
00:14:14,848 --> 00:14:17,317
And therefore we see no need
to drag this minor matter
310
00:14:17,383 --> 00:14:18,852
before a jury.
311
00:14:18,919 --> 00:14:21,755
Are you suggesting my clients put
aside their sense of justice
312
00:14:21,822 --> 00:14:23,323
in exchange for money?
313
00:14:23,389 --> 00:14:26,192
Because it's a mighty
good suggestion.
314
00:14:26,259 --> 00:14:27,561
How much are we talkin' about?
315
00:14:27,628 --> 00:14:32,265
As a symbolic gesture we're
willing to offer $500.
316
00:14:32,332 --> 00:14:35,135
‐ A 150,000. ‐ 10,000.
317
00:14:35,201 --> 00:14:36,703
I'm good to go.
318
00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:38,739
[indecipherable squeaking]
319
00:14:38,805 --> 00:14:41,207
Can we get on some
kinda payment plan?
320
00:14:41,274 --> 00:14:44,477
Say 48.50 a month for
the next 17 years.
321
00:14:45,546 --> 00:14:47,147
Here they are, man.
322
00:14:47,213 --> 00:14:49,349
The Belching Yams.
323
00:14:49,415 --> 00:14:50,884
The Belching rotting
324
00:14:50,951 --> 00:14:53,687
festering, Manilow
stealing Yams.
325
00:14:53,754 --> 00:14:55,656
Russell, are you drunk?
326
00:14:55,722 --> 00:14:56,962
Because that will numb the pain
327
00:14:56,986 --> 00:14:59,292
when I snatch them
hairs off your chest.
328
00:14:59,359 --> 00:15:00,861
Wait, man. Wait.
329
00:15:00,927 --> 00:15:04,270
I knew these gaseous sweet
potatoes were rip‐off artists.
330
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:07,407
So, I spent the last five
hours in a recording studio
331
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,909
analyzing the song.
332
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:12,378
Now, here's how it
sounds on a CD.
333
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,481
♪ Ouch ouch I'm
just gonna gouch ♪
334
00:15:15,549 --> 00:15:19,820
♪ Ouch ouch I have
rocks in my pouch ♪
335
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,555
First I remove the
backin' vocals.
336
00:15:21,622 --> 00:15:24,725
I stripped away the
signal processin'.
337
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,727
[instrumental music]
338
00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:32,999
And I equalized the
mid‐range frequencies
339
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,467
and brought up the piano.
340
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,904
[instrumental music]
341
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:46,913
Then all I had to do was
run the tape backwards.
342
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,015
♪ Oh Mandy ♪
343
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:54,120
♪ Well you came and you
gave without taking ♪
344
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:58,625
♪ But I sent you away oh Mandy ♪
345
00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:02,302
♪ And you kissed me and
stopped me from.. ♪
346
00:16:06,372 --> 00:16:08,374
I hereby withdraw my $10,000
347
00:16:08,441 --> 00:16:11,344
and instead offer each of you a
complimentary kick in the ass.
348
00:16:11,411 --> 00:16:15,782
Oh, why don't we just pay your
legal fees and call it even.
349
00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:18,619
If you come up with
the eight grand fine.
350
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:25,325
Russell, how would you like
to call me boss lady again.
351
00:16:25,391 --> 00:16:27,393
‐ Ah! ‐ Um, it'll be a pleasure.
352
00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:30,263
And for only a small
raise, boss lady.
353
00:16:31,131 --> 00:16:32,398
We'll talk about that later.
354
00:16:32,465 --> 00:16:34,134
Right now, I'm going
to the precinct
355
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,303
and let Synclaire know
"Flavor" is not dead yet.
356
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:39,906
Come on. Yes!
357
00:16:39,973 --> 00:16:42,042
You mama, y'all, get the
hell out of my house.
358
00:16:46,279 --> 00:16:49,750
You eat up, on me, alright?
Good for you.
359
00:16:49,816 --> 00:16:52,786
[chuckles] Get the hell.
360
00:16:52,853 --> 00:16:54,521
What the hell are
you doin' here?
361
00:16:54,588 --> 00:16:56,523
Well, when I heard about
this press conference
362
00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:58,659
I figured that you were
resigning from the race
363
00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:01,134
so I rushed right down to gloat.
364
00:17:01,201 --> 00:17:03,203
[chuckles]
365
00:17:03,269 --> 00:17:05,138
You know what? Good,
stick around.
366
00:17:05,205 --> 00:17:07,245
When you hear what I have
to say you'll feel as dumb
367
00:17:07,269 --> 00:17:09,471
as you look in that hat.
368
00:17:11,612 --> 00:17:13,580
May I have your
attention please.
369
00:17:15,516 --> 00:17:16,817
Yes!
370
00:17:19,085 --> 00:17:21,287
Over the course of this campaign
371
00:17:21,354 --> 00:17:23,657
my opponent Paul Malaba
372
00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:26,026
has said some pretty
shocking things about me.
373
00:17:31,364 --> 00:17:33,900
But what I have to say about Mr.
Malaba
374
00:17:33,967 --> 00:17:35,969
is even more shocking.
375
00:17:36,036 --> 00:17:38,371
And this is the man who has that
376
00:17:38,438 --> 00:17:41,041
'shocking, shocking evidence.'
377
00:17:41,107 --> 00:17:44,444
Evidence that will shock you!
378
00:17:49,149 --> 00:17:51,484
Uh, Malaba's people
destroyed all the evidence.
379
00:17:51,552 --> 00:17:53,754
You do not have one
shred of proof.
380
00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,321
Um, hi.
381
00:17:56,489 --> 00:17:57,991
[chuckles]
382
00:18:00,634 --> 00:18:01,835
Uh.
383
00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:11,978
Fact is, uh, every word
384
00:18:12,045 --> 00:18:14,314
that Paul Malaba has
said about me is true.
385
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:16,216
[all gasping]
386
00:18:16,282 --> 00:18:17,818
But what does that
really say about me?
387
00:18:17,884 --> 00:18:20,721
‐ That you are a freak.
‐ That I'm a woman.
388
00:18:20,787 --> 00:18:22,656
With a passion for life?
389
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:25,992
Guilty.
390
00:18:26,059 --> 00:18:28,461
That I'm a woman who's
willing to go all the way
391
00:18:28,529 --> 00:18:31,565
to get what she wants
over and over again
392
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:35,902
even when those around her
are exhausted and spent?
393
00:18:40,373 --> 00:18:42,342
Then I'm guilty.
394
00:18:42,408 --> 00:18:46,212
My record proves I
have nothing to hide.
395
00:18:46,279 --> 00:18:48,849
I say to the people of Brooklyn
396
00:18:48,915 --> 00:18:51,952
a vote for Maxine Shaw
is a vote for openness
397
00:18:52,018 --> 00:18:54,420
passion and endurance.
398
00:18:54,487 --> 00:18:57,624
When I say "Ride the maverick"
399
00:18:57,691 --> 00:18:59,259
I mean it.
400
00:19:02,836 --> 00:19:04,771
[applause]
401
00:19:08,609 --> 00:19:10,544
[all] Ride the maverick!
Ride the maverick!
402
00:19:10,611 --> 00:19:11,878
(Kyle) 'Giddy up!
403
00:19:11,945 --> 00:19:15,682
Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy up!
404
00:19:15,749 --> 00:19:17,684
[typewriter keys clacking]
405
00:19:19,753 --> 00:19:21,722
Ah, good news, Mr. Jones.
406
00:19:21,788 --> 00:19:23,957
Forensics has just recovered
what may be your property.
407
00:19:24,024 --> 00:19:25,759
Oh, for real.
408
00:19:25,826 --> 00:19:27,227
Oh, is it all there, Obi.
409
00:19:27,293 --> 00:19:28,829
Damn right, it is, mama.
410
00:19:28,895 --> 00:19:30,831
Even the most important thing.
411
00:19:30,897 --> 00:19:33,900
I'm not taking any chances
on losin' it this time.
412
00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:37,604
Look, Synclaire, got somethin'
I want to say to you.
413
00:19:37,671 --> 00:19:41,542
And I wanna say it right here
and I'm gonna say it right now.
414
00:19:41,608 --> 00:19:43,009
‐ Baby, I‐‐ ‐ Synclaire.
415
00:19:43,076 --> 00:19:44,578
[chuckling] "Flavor"
is gonna be okay.
416
00:19:44,645 --> 00:19:46,005
The Belching Yams
dropped the suit.
417
00:19:46,029 --> 00:19:47,948
Oh, congratulations Khadijah!
418
00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:49,182
Girl, you won't believe it‐‐.
419
00:19:49,249 --> 00:19:51,117
Khadijah, that‐that's
just lovely but I got
420
00:19:51,184 --> 00:19:52,624
somethin' I want to
say to Synclaire.
421
00:19:52,653 --> 00:19:54,788
Oh, but I got big news.
Man, did you‐‐.
422
00:19:54,855 --> 00:19:57,157
No‐no, baby, I think
I got bigger news.
423
00:19:57,223 --> 00:19:58,892
But I want to tell
her the whole story.
424
00:19:58,919 --> 00:20:00,919
‐ Oh, go ahead, what happened?
‐ I'm tellin' you‐‐.
425
00:20:00,943 --> 00:20:03,637
Khadijah, hush up.
426
00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:06,106
Matter of fact,
everybody just hush up.
427
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:11,477
Now, Synclaire, ever
since I could remember
428
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:13,880
I had a vision of
the perfect woman.
429
00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:16,850
Uh, the way she looked,
the way she talked
430
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:18,084
the way she walked.
431
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:20,220
Even her favorite
kinda hot cereal.
432
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,557
Then I met you.
433
00:20:23,624 --> 00:20:25,759
And you were nothin'
like the vision.
434
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:32,899
But, fate just proved how
wrong a man could be.
435
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:35,468
It brought me the perfect
woman and now I want to spend
436
00:20:35,536 --> 00:20:38,905
the rest of my life
saying "Thanks fate."
437
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:42,676
So, uh, Synclaire,
will you, um..
438
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,046
Will you marry me?
439
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,520
Uh.. Uh, yes. Yes!
440
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:54,587
Yes.
441
00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:56,923
[laughing]
442
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:58,759
Oh!
443
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,193
Oh!
444
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,735
Oh!
445
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,404
Oh, Obie!
446
00:21:05,271 --> 00:21:08,141
Oh, Obie, it's so beautiful.
447
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:11,444
I'm never ever, ever, ever,
ever taking this off.
448
00:21:11,512 --> 00:21:13,446
‐ Oh! ‐ Ever, oh.
449
00:21:13,514 --> 00:21:16,850
Oh, congratulations.
I love you all.
450
00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:19,077
Oh, let's just go home and
tell everybody the good news
451
00:21:19,101 --> 00:21:20,654
my fine fiance.
452
00:21:20,721 --> 00:21:22,856
After you my
beautiful betrothed.
453
00:21:25,058 --> 00:21:27,561
Future father to be.
454
00:21:27,628 --> 00:21:29,996
‐ Soon to be squaw. ‐ Good one.
455
00:21:31,632 --> 00:21:34,234
I hope they adopt.
456
00:21:34,308 --> 00:21:36,111
(Maxine) Don't go away,
we'll be right back.
457
00:21:39,246 --> 00:21:42,082
This isn't easy. Wait a
minute, number three.
458
00:21:42,149 --> 00:21:43,717
'She looks familiar.'
459
00:21:43,784 --> 00:21:45,553
Okay, we're through here.
460
00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:52,159
You, son of a gun!
461
00:21:53,226 --> 00:21:54,495
[screaming]
462
00:21:55,896 --> 00:21:57,465
Man, no‐no. Now, you know what?
463
00:21:57,531 --> 00:21:59,933
I'm alright, man, I'm alright.
I'm cool.
464
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,174
‐ Thank you. ‐ Okay.
465
00:22:01,241 --> 00:22:03,176
Compose myself.
466
00:22:03,243 --> 00:22:05,178
[screaming]
467
00:22:09,016 --> 00:22:10,150
(female ♫1) Woo‐hoo!
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