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THREE, FOUR...
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( banging )
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KYLE! HEY! GET IN HERE QUICK!
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WHAT? WHAT? MAX!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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COULD YOU TWO STAND
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OVER BY THE WINDOW
FOR ME, PLEASE?
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I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
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HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN FIT
IN THE LIVING ROOM.
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REGINE, YOU CALL
ME LIKE THAT AGAIN
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AND YOU HAIR HAD
BETTER BE ON FIRE!
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IN FACT, LET'S TRY A
DRY RUN RIGHT NOW.
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WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE.
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I THINK I KNOW WHY THE
LITTLE ONE IS BELLOWING.
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YOU'RE HOSTING THAT
MEETING TONIGHT
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FOR THE GROUP YOU JOINED, RIGHT?
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WHAT IS IT CALLED? PEABO?
BOBO? DUMBO?
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VERY FUNNY, VERY FUNNY.
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IT'S CALLED "ELBOW" ‐‐
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ENTERPRISING LADIES
BENEFITING OUR WORLD.
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THAT BOURGIE GROUP THAT
THINKS WEARING VERSACE
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IS THE BEST WAY TO
BEAUTIFY THE ENVIRONMENT.
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SEE, ELBOW GIVES ME A CHANCE
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TO CHAMPION IMPORTANT
CIVIC ISSUES‐‐
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THE JOB AND JOY
OF EVERY CITIZEN.
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IS IT?
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YEAH, THE PRESIDENT'S
HUSBAND IS MY BOSS.
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OH, MY GOD!
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OH, MY GOD!
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I WAS BUYING THIS HOT
DOG IN TRIBECA...
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UH‐HUH.
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WHEN ROBERT DENIRO
WALKS UP TO ME
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SAYS HE LIKES MY LOOK
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AND OFFERS ME A PART
IN HIS NEW MOVIE!
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GET OUT OF HERE!
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GET OUT OF HERE!
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( Shrieking )
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OH, BIG TIME.
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WHAT'S THE PART?
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OH, IT'S JUICY.
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WHAT IS IT?
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WAITRESS NUMBER TWO. HELLO!
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WHOO!
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OH!
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OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M GOING TO LEAVE THIS
DENIRO DOG HERE FOREVER
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TO HONOR THE MAN WHO
CHANGED MY LIFE.
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( Sighs )
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SYNCLAIRE, OH, HONEY.
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I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
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OH, GIRL, THANK YOU.
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YOU'VE MADE ME SO PROUD.
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THAT'S SO WONDERFUL.
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OH, YES, GIRL...
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♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪
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♪ HEY ♪
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♪ SINGLE ♪
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♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪
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♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪
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♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ WHAT? ♪
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♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
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♪ WHENEVER THIS
LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪
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♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪
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♪ MY HOMEGIRL
STANDING TO MY LEFT ♪
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♪ AND MY RIGHT ♪
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♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S
TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪
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♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
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♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
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♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by
FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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[and WARNER BROS. TELEVISION]
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( Humming )
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MMM! ABBA‐ABBA‐ABBA...
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♪ LA‐LA‐LA‐LA‐ LA‐LA‐LA‐LA... ♪
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OVERTON, MAN, I
HAVE NOT SEEN YOU
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THIS HAPPY SINCE THE
DIFFERENT STROKES REUNION.
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THIS IS EVEN BETTER.
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THIS IS THE RING I
DESIGNED FOR MY SYNCLAIRE.
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OH, YOU DESIGNED, HUH?
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LOOKS LIKE NO OTHER ENGAGEMENT
RING YOU EVER SEEN.
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OOH. A GOLD BAND WITH A
DIAMOND IN THE MIDDLE.
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LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER,
MY SARCASTIC SIDEKICK.
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OKAY.
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THE PRONGS HAVE BEEN BEVELED
IN TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS.
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OH, CHECK THAT OUT.
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WITH THIS, MY SYNCLAIRE CAN
SWIM, SCOUR THE DISHES
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HELL, SHE CAN EVEN CAP
A FLAMING OIL DEREK.
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THAT ROCK'S GOING NO PLACE.
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ALL RIGHT, MAN.
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SO WHEN DO YOU RING HER?
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THURSDAY.
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THE FOURTH ANNIVERSARY
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OF THE DAY THAT WE FIRST
LAID EYES ON EACH OTHER.
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GUESS WHAT THE THEME IS?
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FAMINE?
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NOT BAD.
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NOPE. IT'S TRANSPORTATION.
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SEE, WHAT WE GOING TO DO IS,
WE GOING TO TAKE A LIMO...
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UH‐HUH.
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TO THIS HOUSEBOAT RESTAURANT...
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COME ON, MAN.
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MM‐HMM. THEN, TO CELEBRATE
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WE GOING TO TAKE
A CARRIAGE RIDE.
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WELL.
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TO SHOW THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP...
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COME ON.
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COME ON NOW.
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IS MOVING... MOVING.
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TO A NEW LEVEL.
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( Snoring )
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WOULD YOU FIND ANOTHER
COUCH TO DROOL ON?
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THE ELBOW LADIES WILL
BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
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WHAT? MISS YOUR MEETING
OF THE MINDLESS?
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
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I'M NOT LEAVING TILL THE
LAST ALLIGATOR BAG LEAVES.
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CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?
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CAN I GET YA SOMETHIN'?
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YO, COULD I GET YOU
SOMETHING, HONEY?
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HEY, HEY, HEY, SYNCLAIRE.
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HONEY, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO
REHEARSE BEING A WAITRESS
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YOU COULD SERVE MY GUESTS.
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USUALLY, WHEN YOU
USE ME LIKE THIS
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I GO ALONG BECAUSE
I'M NICE, BUT TODAY
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IT MIGHT HELP MY ACTING CAREER.
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SO I'M USING YOU.
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YOU GOT ME.
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NOW GO PUT SOME ICE
IN THOSE GLASSES.
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OKAY.
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( Knock at door )
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( clears throat )
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OH. IT'S YOU.
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GREETINGS, CHESTY SPITFIRE.
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HEY, SYNCLAIRE.
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HELLO.
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HELLO, ANGRY WOMAN WHO
NEVER SEEMS TO LEAVE.
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WHAT'S UP, DOG?
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WHERE'S KHADIJAH?
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SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN,
LEAVING ME ALONE.
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WHY DON'T YOU JOIN HER, HMM?
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RUSSELL, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
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WELL, I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
AND WE'RE BEING SUED FOR LIBEL.
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WHAT?
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REMEMBER MY ARTICLE ON THAT
NEW BAND, BELCHING YAMS?
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I WROTE THERE COULD BE
NO DENYING THEIR SONG
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"EVERYBODY HAS A NIPPLE"
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WAS A RIP OFF OF BARRY
MANILOW'S "MANDY."
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WELL, IT SEEMS THERE'S
SOME DENYING IT.
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WELL, HOW MUCH DO THEY WANT?
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ONLY A COUPLE OF MILLION.
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WE'RE IN TROUBLE, EH?
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YEAH.
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WE GOING TO NEED BOOTS
FOR WHAT WE'RE IN.
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WELL, ON THE UP SIDE
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NEXT YEAR YOUR TAXES
WILL BE WAY DOWN.
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CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?
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CAN I GET YOU SOME‐TING?
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CAN I GETCHA SOMETHIN'?
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YEAH, TWO MILLION DOLLARS.
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HEY, HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
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THAT'S DENIRO'S LINE.
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YOU BEEN READING MY SCRIPT?
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OOH!
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OR MAYBE I'M JUST THAT GOOD.
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LADIES...
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WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE ABODE.
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AND NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
OUR PRESIDENT, KAREN O'NEAL.
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Synclaire: YAY! WHOO!
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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FIRST, A HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS
ON OUR ANTI‐DRINKING CAMPAIGN.
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I THINK WE MADE A REAL IMPACT
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AT PUBLIC SCHOOL 762
WITH OUR SLOGAN:
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"ALCOHOL IS LOADED
WITH EMPTY CALORIES."
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( appreciative laughter )
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WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE
PROGRAM, "SCARED THIN"?
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( laughing ): OH, NO!
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YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE HER.
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SHE'S A HOMELESS PERSON
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TO WHOM I'VE GIVEN A HOT MEAL.
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( Oohing )
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( slowly ): WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
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WHAT... IS... YOUR... PROBLEM?
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MAXINE SHAW, PUBLIC DEFENDER.
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( Gasping )
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OH, SO YOU'RE A PUBLIC SERVANT
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MUCH LIKE US ELBOWS.
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YES, WELL
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SHE DECIDED TO ATTEND
THE MEETING INCOGNITO.
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SHE'S ACTUALLY ONE OF THE MANY
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CITY HALL INSIDERS
WITH WHOM I HOBNOB.
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( Dry laughter )
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THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW‐‐
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THE BOROUGH ALDERMAN
ELECTIONS ARE NEXT MONTH
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AND THE INCUMBENT,
PAUL MALABA...
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( women groan )
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HAS BEEN A DISASTER.
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HIS BOROUGH COUNCIL ATTENDANCE
RECORD IS HORRENDOUS
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AND THAT COMB‐OVER‐‐ I
MEAN, JUST BE BALD.
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( Giggling )
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HIS ATTENDANCE RECORD?
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT HIS
TIES TO ORGANIZED CRIME
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AND HIS RECORD OF BRIBE TAKING?
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HIS LAST CAMPAIGN SLOGAN WAS, "VOTE FOR ME.
I'M A GOODFELLA."
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OH, WELL, MAXINE,
YOU SEEM TO HAVE
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A REAL GRASP OF THE ISSUES
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AND TAKING A SERIOUS
STAND IS IN THESE DAYS.
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HAVE YOU, UH, EVER
CONSIDERED RUNNING?
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WHO? ME?
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MM‐HMM.
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WELL, NO, NO, NO.
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YOU SEE, MAXINE HERE
IS FAR TOO BUSY
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PROTECTING THE RIGHTS
OF SOCIETY'S DREGS.
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NOW, HOLD UP, HOLD UP THERE.
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THIS SOUNDS KIND OF INTRIGUING.
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WELL, YOU WOULD CERTAINLY HAVE
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THE FULL BACKING OF THE ELBOWS.
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ALL THE ELBOWS?
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OH, AND I CAN BE HER
CAMPAIGN MANAGER.
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OH, SURE, SEE, WITH THE SAME
EFFICIENCY AND CREATIVITY
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THAT I BRING TO THE SOAP‐‐
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SOMETHING I'M SURE YOUR HUSBAND
IS OR SHOULD BE AWARE OF‐‐
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I CAN ALSO BRING
THAT TO THIS RACE.
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WELL, WHATEVER.
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MAX, WILL YOU CARRY THE
TORCH OF DEMOCRACY FOR US?
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SURE. I MEAN...
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MAX. MAX.
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( Chanting ): MAX, MAX, MAX...
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AND REGINE.
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AND REGINE.
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MAX! MAX!
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MAX!
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( laughs )
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HEY.
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HOW DID RUSSELL'S DEPOSITION GO?
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HE'S STILL THERE TRYING
TO CONVINCE THEM
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HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH.
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Regine: WHOO‐WHOO!
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YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
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YOU AND OBIE CELEBRATING AGAIN
OVER AT IKEA'S CAFETERIA?
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HELLO, REGISTERED VOTERS.
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OOH! VA‐VA‐VA VOOM, BABY!
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I TRY.
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BUTTONS AND LEAFLETS?
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MAX, YOU SHOULD HAVE RUN
THIS STUFF BY ME FIRST.
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"VOTE FOR SHAW.
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RIDE THE MAVERICK."
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( cackling )
247
00:09:32,326 --> 00:09:34,993
ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS
ABOUT RUNNING FOR OFFICE?
248
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DAMN SKIPPY.
249
00:09:36,393 --> 00:09:38,993
YOU KNOW I PLAN TO SIT
ON THE SUPREME COURT
250
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BY THE TIME I'M 40.
251
00:09:40,393 --> 00:09:42,760
THIS IS MY FIRST STEP
AND I WON'T BLOW IT.
252
00:09:42,826 --> 00:09:45,660
I'VE EVEN STARTED BUYING
MY TOYS THROUGH A CATALOG
253
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TO MAKE MY FREAKY A
LITTLE BIT MORE SNEAKY.
254
00:09:49,393 --> 00:09:51,260
( Knock at door )
255
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♪ TA‐DAH. ♪
256
00:09:57,726 --> 00:10:01,633
YOU LOOK STUNNING, MY
ANNIVERSARY ANGEL.
257
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:05,366
SO DO YOU, MY
COMMEMORATIVE CATCH.
258
00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:08,933
YOU KNOW, YOU TWO KIDS, YOU...
259
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,933
YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.
260
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,266
THANK YOU.
261
00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:13,933
OH, HE, UH, JUST GOT FINISHED
262
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,100
WATCHING THAT NEW
BOYZ‐TO‐MEN VIDEO.
263
00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:18,866
HE'S, UH, A LITTLE ON
THE EMOTIONAL SIDE.
264
00:10:18,933 --> 00:10:19,933
COME HERE.
265
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:20,933
WHAT? WHAT?
266
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,266
YOU GOT THE RING, MAN?
267
00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:23,266
RIGHT HERE, MAN.
268
00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:24,266
OH, DAMN.
269
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,266
WHAT?
270
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,433
FORGOT TO GET
271
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THAT DAFFODIL‐DAISY
CORSAGE I ORDERED.
272
00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:30,933
LOOK, MY CAR IS RIGHT OUTSIDE.
273
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,266
IF YOU PROMISE NOT
TO TOUCH MY RADIO
274
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I'LL TAKE YOU.
275
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OKAY.
276
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,266
LOOK HERE, MAMA.
277
00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:41,266
I GOT TO GO MAKE A RUN,
BUT I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
278
00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,433
SO DON'T CHANGE A HAIR FOR ME.
279
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NOT EVEN ON YOUR TOES.
280
00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:51,100
( Phone ringing )
281
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OH. GOT IT. GOT IT.
282
00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:53,533
HELLO?
283
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,200
OH, YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT HERE
284
00:10:55,266 --> 00:10:57,866
AND REMEMBER TO VOTE
FOR MAXINE SHAW
285
00:10:57,933 --> 00:10:59,700
THE CANDIDATE WITH CHUTZPAH.
286
00:10:59,766 --> 00:11:01,540
( laughing )
287
00:11:01,606 --> 00:11:04,540
I'M GOING FOR
BROAD‐BASED APPEAL.
288
00:11:04,606 --> 00:11:05,906
HELLO?
289
00:11:05,973 --> 00:11:07,240
REALLY?
290
00:11:07,306 --> 00:11:08,573
RIGHT NOW?
291
00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,306
WELL, I CAN'T COME RIGHT NOW.
292
00:11:10,373 --> 00:11:12,606
I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL
EVENING PLANNED.
293
00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,706
OH, I SEE.
294
00:11:15,773 --> 00:11:17,240
UM...
295
00:11:17,306 --> 00:11:19,473
THEY CHANGED THE
SCHEDULE ON THE MOVIE
296
00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:21,873
AND THEY WANT ME ON
THE SET RIGHT NOW.
297
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,606
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
298
00:11:23,673 --> 00:11:25,273
GIRL, PLEASE, YOU NEED TO GO.
299
00:11:25,340 --> 00:11:27,240
SYNCLAIRE, THIS MOVIE
THING COULD BE
300
00:11:27,306 --> 00:11:29,240
A ONCE‐IN‐A‐LIFETIME
OPPORTUNITY.
301
00:11:29,306 --> 00:11:31,740
BUT OBIE SEEMED AWFULLY
EXCITED ABOUT TONIGHT.
302
00:11:31,806 --> 00:11:33,373
YEAH, BUT IF HE WERE HERE
303
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,540
HE WOULD WANT YOU TO
GO FOR YOURS, GIRL.
304
00:11:35,606 --> 00:11:38,706
HE WAS THE ONE WHO WENT DOWN
TO THE MEDICAL SUPPLY STORE
305
00:11:38,773 --> 00:11:41,473
AND BOUGHT THAT SKULL SO
YOU COULD PLAY HAMLET.
306
00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:43,873
ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT...
I THINK.
307
00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:46,540
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YOU'RE
RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
308
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:47,973
OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO.
309
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,706
JUST TELL HIM I'M SORRY.
310
00:11:49,773 --> 00:11:51,106
OKAY, BYE.
311
00:11:52,406 --> 00:11:53,806
ALL RIGHT, NOW, MAX
312
00:11:53,873 --> 00:11:56,273
I HAVE BEEN HIP‐DEEP
IN COLOR ANALYSIS.
313
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,706
NOW, THE RED SAYS THAT
YOU WANT TO STOP CRIME
314
00:11:58,773 --> 00:12:01,346
THIS YELLOW SAYS THAT YOU
ARE A CAUTIOUS SPENDER
315
00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:03,746
AND THE GREEN SAYS THAT
YOU ARE A GO‐GETTER.
316
00:12:03,813 --> 00:12:05,646
IF YOU WEAR ANY ONE
OF THESE SHADES
317
00:12:05,713 --> 00:12:07,280
AT YOUR FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE
318
00:12:07,346 --> 00:12:09,246
HONEY, YOU WILL BE
DRESSED TO ELECT.
319
00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:10,446
IT'S TOO LATE.
320
00:12:10,513 --> 00:12:12,680
I'VE ALREADY HAD MY
FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE
321
00:12:12,746 --> 00:12:14,013
THIS AFTERNOON.
322
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,480
OH, MY... MAX...
323
00:12:15,546 --> 00:12:17,080
WHAT DID YOU WEAR?
324
00:12:17,146 --> 00:12:19,313
THIS.
325
00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:20,546
OH, GOD.
326
00:12:20,613 --> 00:12:23,380
THE BLOUSE SAYS YOU'RE
IN FAVOR OF ACID RAIN.
327
00:12:23,446 --> 00:12:25,480
THE SKIRT SAYS MORE
GUNS IN SCHOOL
328
00:12:25,546 --> 00:12:27,580
AND THE SHOES SAY YOU'RE BLIND.
329
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:30,380
♪ OBIE, DOBIE, DOO. ♪
330
00:12:32,546 --> 00:12:34,013
WHERE'S SYNCLAIRE?
331
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,213
SHE GOT CALLED AWAY
TO THE MOVIE SET.
332
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:40,513
OH. SHE SAYS SHE'S SORRY.
333
00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:42,980
NOT HALF AS SORRY AS I AM.
334
00:12:43,046 --> 00:12:45,546
TONIGHT WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE SPECIAL.
335
00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:48,980
WELL, IT STILL CAN BE.
336
00:12:49,046 --> 00:12:51,146
HEY, HEY, LOOK. LOOK AT ME.
337
00:12:51,213 --> 00:12:54,413
I'M, I'M SITTING HERE
MAILING CAMPAIGN BROCHURES.
338
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,080
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN HELP
ME LICK ENVELOPES.
339
00:12:57,146 --> 00:13:00,986
YEAH, I WOULD, BUT, UH...
340
00:13:01,053 --> 00:13:03,986
ALL OF A SUDDEN, MY MOUTH
SEEMS KIND OF DRY.
341
00:13:14,053 --> 00:13:15,286
COME ON, OVERTON
342
00:13:15,353 --> 00:13:17,086
ENJOY YOUR PREPAID CAVIAR.
343
00:13:17,153 --> 00:13:18,220
I KNOW I AM.
344
00:13:18,286 --> 00:13:20,420
YOU JUST NEED TO PUT
THIS WHOLE THING
345
00:13:20,486 --> 00:13:21,520
OUT OF YOUR MIND.
346
00:13:21,586 --> 00:13:22,653
WHAT I'M TRYING
347
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,286
TO SAY IS, PEGGY,
WILL YOU BE MY WIFE?
348
00:13:25,353 --> 00:13:26,786
OF COURSE I WILL.
349
00:13:26,853 --> 00:13:27,786
OH!
350
00:13:27,853 --> 00:13:29,120
I AM SO GLAD I LEFT WORK
351
00:13:29,186 --> 00:13:31,520
AND CAME HERE FOR THE
SURPRISE OF MY LIFE.
352
00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:32,586
( Groans )
353
00:13:32,653 --> 00:13:33,853
OVERTON...
354
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:34,853
OBIE?
355
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:35,986
SEE?
356
00:13:36,053 --> 00:13:38,086
SYNCLAIRE, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
357
00:13:38,153 --> 00:13:40,786
I TOLD MR. DENIRO THAT
IT WAS OUR ANNIVERSARY
358
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,620
AND HE INSISTED THAT HIS
DRIVER BRING ME TO YOU.
359
00:13:43,686 --> 00:13:46,420
BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU
WHERE WE WERE DINING.
360
00:13:46,486 --> 00:13:48,320
YOU TOLD ME TO BRING DRAMAMINE.
361
00:13:48,386 --> 00:13:50,020
I FIGURED IT WAS EITHER HERE
362
00:13:50,086 --> 00:13:52,320
OR THE STATEN ISLAND
BREAKFAST BARGE.
363
00:13:52,386 --> 00:13:53,986
LUCKILY I CAME HERE FIRST.
364
00:13:54,053 --> 00:13:55,320
ALL RIGHT.
365
00:13:55,386 --> 00:13:59,353
WELL, YOU TWO KIDS HAVE
A LOVELY EVENING, OKAY?
366
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:02,693
AND THE NEXT BOTTLE IS ON ME.
367
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,226
DOMESTIC.
368
00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:08,560
HEY, REGINE, I'M ON MY
WAY TO THE BATHROOM.
369
00:14:08,626 --> 00:14:10,460
WHAT COLOR PANTS SHOULD I WEAR?
370
00:14:10,526 --> 00:14:11,893
( Cackling )
371
00:14:13,369 --> 00:14:14,369
HERE IT IS‐‐
372
00:14:14,393 --> 00:14:15,593
THE BELCHING YAMS CD.
373
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:17,393
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE
374
00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:19,426
I'M PRAYING I HEAR
BARRY MANILOW.
375
00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:24,660
♪ Ouch, ouch, I just
dropped my couch ♪
376
00:14:24,726 --> 00:14:27,793
♪ Ouch, ouch, I have
rocks in my pouch ♪
377
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:30,926
♪ But you hurt me more, girl... ♪
378
00:14:35,593 --> 00:14:39,226
KIND OF SOUNDED LIKE
"MANDY," RIGHT?
379
00:14:40,193 --> 00:14:42,460
YOU KNOW, SYNCLAIRE
380
00:14:42,526 --> 00:14:44,493
SINCE THE FLAMING
FRIGATE SOUFFLE
381
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,193
TAKES 20 MINUTES TO PREPARE
382
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,393
IT GIVES ME TIME
TO TELL YOU THIS.
383
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:50,226
UM...
384
00:14:50,293 --> 00:14:51,493
I THINK IT WAS FATE
385
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,993
THAT BROUGHT US
TOGETHER FOUR YEARS AGO
386
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,493
AND UM...
387
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:56,793
I THINK IT'S FATE
388
00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:58,826
THAT WE SHOULD SPEND THE REST...
389
00:14:58,893 --> 00:15:00,533
OH! OH!
390
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,600
YO, WAITER‐‐
391
00:15:02,666 --> 00:15:04,133
WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?
392
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,633
NO DANGER THERE, MATEY.
393
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,533
JUST THE BILGE PUMP BACKING UP
394
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,166
BUT THE REPAIRMAN'S
DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW.
395
00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:11,166
ARRR.
396
00:15:11,233 --> 00:15:12,966
IT SHOULD BE FIXED IN NO TIME.
397
00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:14,133
ARRRR.
398
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,733
( Shouting in foreign language )
399
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,166
OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE TIME.
400
00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:22,200
WELL, OBIE, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO.
401
00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:25,366
NO. WE'RE NOT SCHEDULED
TO LEAVE YET.
402
00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:28,833
BESIDES, YOUR FRIGATE
HASN'T GOT HERE YET.
403
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,500
( Clanking and hissing )
404
00:15:30,566 --> 00:15:32,000
SHOOT, BABY GIRL
405
00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:34,600
LET'S JUST FLOAT
UP ON OUT OF HERE.
406
00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:36,233
YEAH, I THINK WE SHOULD GO.
407
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,800
OH.
408
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:41,666
RUSSELL‐‐
409
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,266
HOW'D THE DEPOSITION GO?
410
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,400
NOT WELL.
411
00:15:44,466 --> 00:15:46,433
WHEN I OFFERED THEM A CASH GIFT
412
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,966
THEY BECAME OUTRAGED.
413
00:15:48,033 --> 00:15:50,933
ME THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA.
414
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,933
LET'S TALK IN PRIVATE. COME ON.
415
00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:58,666
REGINE, REGINE, WHAT ABOUT
MY PRESS CONFERENCE?
416
00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:01,473
DEMOCRACY IN ACTION...
417
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:03,373
DIRT...
418
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,873
( imitates airplane )
419
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,840
REGINE, GET THE
HELL OUT OF HERE.
420
00:16:18,306 --> 00:16:21,240
IF YOU THINK THAT
I AM GOING TO LET
421
00:16:21,306 --> 00:16:24,606
A LAYER OF GRIME
FESTER ON THESE APPLES
422
00:16:24,673 --> 00:16:27,273
WELL, YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN.
423
00:16:28,606 --> 00:16:30,173
WHAT DID OUR LAWYER SAY?
424
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,773
AFTER HE DRIED HIS EYES
425
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,173
HE APOLOGIZED TO
THE COURT REPORTER
426
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,706
FOR HAVING A WEAK CASE
427
00:16:35,773 --> 00:16:38,540
AND ASKED IF HE COULD
HAVE HIS CHECK NOW.
428
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:41,773
KHADIJAH, I'M TRULY SORRY.
429
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,206
OH, FORGET IT, RUSSELL.
430
00:16:43,273 --> 00:16:46,406
I'VE BEEN HOLDING THIS
MAGAZINE TOGETHER WITH SPIT
431
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,573
FOR THREE YEARS.
432
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,706
IT WAS BOUND TO GIVE
SOONER OR LATER.
433
00:16:50,773 --> 00:16:52,440
YOU BETTER START THINKING
434
00:16:52,506 --> 00:16:55,606
ABOUT THE FAREWELL
ISSUE OF FLAVOR.
435
00:16:55,673 --> 00:16:59,680
I AM LOWER THAN A MOLD
ON A ROTTING BREADFRUIT.
436
00:17:01,013 --> 00:17:02,480
COME ON, NOW, RUSSELL
437
00:17:02,546 --> 00:17:05,346
DON'T YOU START BLAMING
THIS ALL ON YOURSELF.
438
00:17:05,413 --> 00:17:07,513
YOU KNOW, IT TAKES
A LOT OF PEOPLE
439
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,313
TO MAKE A MISTAKE THIS BIG.
440
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:10,980
BUT THE MUSIC DEPARTMENT
441
00:17:11,046 --> 00:17:13,946
IS MY RESPONSIBILITY, REGINE.
442
00:17:14,013 --> 00:17:16,246
JUST "REGINE"?
443
00:17:16,313 --> 00:17:20,413
NO MENTION OF MY CHEST
AND SULLEN ATTITUDE?
444
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,180
REGINE, YOU MIGHT AS
WELL KNOW THE TRUTH.
445
00:17:23,246 --> 00:17:27,713
THE BRASH, WITTY REGGAE
RAGAMUFFIN YOU USUALLY SEE
446
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:31,980
IS JUST A COVER UP FOR
A SCREW‐UP OF A MAN.
447
00:17:32,046 --> 00:17:33,346
NOW COME ON, RUSSELL.
448
00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:36,413
JUST STOP BEATING YOURSELF
UP OVER THIS, ALL RIGHT?
449
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,346
NOW, YOU GOT TO FOCUS ON THE
450
00:17:38,413 --> 00:17:39,613
ON YOUR GOOD POINTS.
451
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,513
YOU KNOW, FOCUS ON THINGS LIKE
452
00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:43,580
WHAT GOOD TASTE YOU
HAVE IN WOMEN.
453
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,380
YOU DELICATE FLOWER.
454
00:17:46,446 --> 00:17:48,980
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED.
455
00:17:52,746 --> 00:17:53,746
HEY!
456
00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:55,646
WHAT ARE YOU...?
WHAT ARE YOU...?
457
00:17:55,713 --> 00:17:57,180
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
458
00:17:57,246 --> 00:17:59,013
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
459
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,820
I HAVE A MAN AND WE'RE,
WE'RE, WE'RE HAPPY.
460
00:18:02,886 --> 00:18:06,686
I DIDN'T MEAN TO OVERWHELM YOU.
461
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,953
SEE YOU SOON...
462
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:11,453
BUXOM ENCHANTRESS.
463
00:18:15,153 --> 00:18:16,653
Thanks, Berl.
464
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,253
I guess it's no easy job
465
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,486
keeping up with the
nonstop antics
466
00:18:20,553 --> 00:18:21,986
of Julia Roberts.
467
00:18:22,053 --> 00:18:23,353
In local politics
468
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:26,653
the usually dull Brooklyn
borough alderman campaign
469
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,053
is heating up.
470
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,153
( Cackles )
471
00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:30,453
HERE IT IS.
472
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,386
Candidate Maxine Shaw is
a newcomer to politics
473
00:18:33,453 --> 00:18:35,320
but apparently not to scandal.
474
00:18:35,386 --> 00:18:36,986
The incumbent, Paul Malaba
475
00:18:37,053 --> 00:18:39,386
claims Miss Shaw had
an illicit affair
476
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:41,853
with a 17‐year‐old
boy from New Jersey.
477
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,686
( laughing )
478
00:18:43,753 --> 00:18:45,986
HE TOLD ME HE WAS 19.
479
00:18:46,053 --> 00:18:49,520
Malaba also claims
that last year
480
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,953
Shaw was charged with
indecent exposure.
481
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,286
OH, HOW DARE HE!
482
00:18:54,353 --> 00:18:55,353
OH, MY GOD.
483
00:18:55,386 --> 00:18:57,020
I WAS SWIMMING AT A NUDE BEACH
484
00:18:57,086 --> 00:18:58,853
WHEN A BIG WAVE WASHED ME ASHORE
485
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,293
AT A RETIREMENT VILLAGE.
486
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,426
MAX, MAX, MAX, MAX.
487
00:19:01,493 --> 00:19:02,560
LOOK, RELAX, RELAX.
488
00:19:02,626 --> 00:19:04,393
THIS WHOLE THING WILL BLOW OVER
489
00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:06,093
BY TOMORROW, I'M TELLING YOU.
490
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,060
After this, we'll have
more on Maxine Shaw
491
00:19:09,126 --> 00:19:11,260
the so‐called "Nympho Candidate"
492
00:19:11,326 --> 00:19:13,660
and her steamy ties
to Kyle Barker
493
00:19:13,726 --> 00:19:16,226
a rising Wall Street
funds manager.
494
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:23,226
OH, OVERTON, THIS
IS SO ROMANTIC.
495
00:19:23,293 --> 00:19:24,493
AND THE VIEW‐‐
496
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,960
YOU KNOW, PAST THE HORSE‐‐
IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
497
00:19:28,026 --> 00:19:30,026
UM, SYNCLAIRE, SOMETHING I'VE
498
00:19:30,093 --> 00:19:32,593
BEEN WANTING TO ASK
YOU ALL NIGHT.
499
00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:33,593
DAMN.
500
00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:35,460
RIDE'S OVER.
501
00:19:35,526 --> 00:19:36,960
ENJOY THE PARK.
502
00:19:37,026 --> 00:19:38,626
WHAT HAPPENED?
503
00:19:38,693 --> 00:19:40,360
THE HARNESS FELL APART.
504
00:19:40,426 --> 00:19:42,060
YOU PAY $50 FOR SOMETHING
505
00:19:42,126 --> 00:19:45,160
YOU THINK IT WOULD LAST
FOR MORE THAN 32 YEARS.
506
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,526
WELL, GUESS I'LL
TAKE A LITTLE LOOK.
507
00:19:52,893 --> 00:19:54,226
COME ON, MAN!
508
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:56,193
GIVE ME ALL YOUR VALUABLE STUFF
509
00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:57,660
OR YOUR DEAD!
510
00:19:57,726 --> 00:20:00,233
OVERTON, GIVE THAT MAN
ANYTHING HE WANTS.
511
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,700
STOP YELLING, LADY.
512
00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:03,033
MY HEAD HURTS.
513
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,100
BE COOL, MAN.
514
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:05,533
HERE, HERE. YOU GOT IT.
515
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,600
YOU GOT IT.
516
00:20:06,633 --> 00:20:08,733
CLEVELAND CAVALIER CUFF LINKS?
517
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,600
DOES EVERYBODY IN NEW YORK
518
00:20:10,666 --> 00:20:12,733
HAVE A PAIR OF THESE TONIGHT?
519
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,700
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
520
00:20:14,766 --> 00:20:17,033
I MAY TAKE LITHIUM
521
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:20,200
BUT I KNOW WHEN SOMEONE'S
HOLDING OUT ON ME.
522
00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:22,533
COME HERE.
523
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,833
DO YOU WORK OUT?
524
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:25,700
YOU'RE PRETTY CUT.
525
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,333
GIVE IT TO ME.
526
00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:30,500
THANKS, BROTHER.
527
00:20:30,566 --> 00:20:31,566
WHOO!
528
00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:38,666
OH, MY GOD. OBIE, ARE YOU OKAY?
529
00:20:38,733 --> 00:20:41,333
YEAH, I'M FINE.
530
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,233
MAN, YOU HANDLED
THAT BEAUTIFULLY.
531
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,866
I USUALLY GET KICKED
IN THE CROTCH.
532
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,466
COME IN, DISPATCH.
533
00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:50,200
GOT A CODE 42.
534
00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:52,766
PASSENGERS OKAY. CROTCH IS FINE.
535
00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:54,500
HELP IS ON THE WAY.
536
00:20:54,566 --> 00:20:58,166
THEN THERE'S SOMETHING
I GOT TO DO.
537
00:21:00,606 --> 00:21:01,940
COME ON.
538
00:21:02,006 --> 00:21:05,173
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, SYNCLAIRE.
539
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,573
OBIE, THEY'RE ONLY THINGS.
540
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,740
THEY HAVE NO MEANING‐‐
541
00:21:07,806 --> 00:21:09,840
AND YOU ALWAYS SAID
THE CAVALIERS SUCK.
542
00:21:09,906 --> 00:21:11,940
NO, I AIN'T GOING
OUT LIKE THAT, BABY
543
00:21:12,006 --> 00:21:14,006
'CAUSE THERE'S MORE
TO IT THAN THAT.
544
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,006
MUCH MORE.
545
00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:16,740
JUST REMEMBER THAT, UM...
546
00:21:16,806 --> 00:21:17,740
I LOVE YOU.
547
00:21:17,806 --> 00:21:18,740
COME ON, GIRL.
548
00:21:18,806 --> 00:21:20,306
I LOVE YOU TOO.
549
00:21:28,006 --> 00:21:30,106
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
550
00:21:33,773 --> 00:21:34,973
And here are mug shots
551
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,406
of the candidate and
her financial flame
552
00:21:37,473 --> 00:21:39,440
moments after they
were thrown out
553
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,573
of a Brian McKnight concert
for disorderly conduct.
554
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:46,073
OH, THIS IS TRULY
MY LOWEST MOMENT.
555
00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:48,006
And this just in‐‐.
556
00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:51,806
Channel 6 has gotten hold
of an exclusive video
557
00:21:51,873 --> 00:21:55,006
of Maxine Shaw with
a male stripper.
558
00:21:55,073 --> 00:21:58,606
Max: Officer, do you have
a license to carry that?
559
00:21:58,673 --> 00:22:02,213
Ooh, Officer Goodbody, frisk me!
Frisk me!
560
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,880
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