Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,833 --> 00:00:02,833
Listen to this.
2
00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:05,433
"Dear Dr. Love, I'm a
professional woman
3
00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:07,566
"who has trouble
with relationships.
4
00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:10,366
"When a man gets too
close, I pull away
5
00:00:10,433 --> 00:00:12,300
"and hurl scathing insults
6
00:00:12,366 --> 00:00:14,500
"which may have cost
me a relationship
7
00:00:14,566 --> 00:00:15,900
"that could have worked.
8
00:00:15,966 --> 00:00:19,600
"How can I find happiness after
the bedspring stops squeaking?
9
00:00:19,666 --> 00:00:22,600
Signed, The Maverick."
10
00:00:22,666 --> 00:00:23,966
So?
11
00:00:24,033 --> 00:00:28,733
So, so, this letter reeks
of Maxine Shaw Esquire.
12
00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,400
Not to mention, Kyle, it's
signed, "The Maverick."
13
00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:33,300
Isn't that her nickname?
14
00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:36,133
Well, I've heard
her called "wench"
15
00:00:37,833 --> 00:00:40,800
"shrew, soul‐numbing succubus"
16
00:00:42,033 --> 00:00:44,033
‐ but never "The
Maverick." ‐ Mm‐hmm.
17
00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:46,766
I am almost positive that's what
they called her in college.
18
00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:49,066
[laughs]
19
00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:53,333
I cannot wait to wave this on
her little man‐hating face.
20
00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,666
[chuckles]
21
00:00:55,933 --> 00:00:57,766
Regine, this is a
national magazine.
22
00:00:57,833 --> 00:01:00,033
Thousands of people write in.
23
00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:01,940
I mean, I could've just
as easily written this.
24
00:01:01,964 --> 00:01:03,806
Check it out, "Dear
Professor Sartorial
25
00:01:03,873 --> 00:01:05,840
"I'm an incredibly good
looking stockbroker
26
00:01:05,906 --> 00:01:08,140
"with a closet full of
stylish designer suits.
27
00:01:08,206 --> 00:01:10,773
Why do my friends
think I am pompous?"
28
00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:16,906
Damn, Kyle, that
sounds just like you.
29
00:01:16,973 --> 00:01:18,240
Hardly.
30
00:01:18,306 --> 00:01:21,006
I would never call myself
"Incredibly good‐looking."
31
00:01:21,073 --> 00:01:23,073
Come on..
32
00:01:23,140 --> 00:01:25,606
Stylishly handsome, perhaps,
but only to friends.
33
00:01:28,206 --> 00:01:30,806
♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
34
00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:32,573
♪ Single ♪
35
00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,073
♪ Ooh in a nineties
kind of world ♪
36
00:01:35,140 --> 00:01:37,340
♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
37
00:01:37,406 --> 00:01:38,706
♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ What ♪
38
00:01:38,773 --> 00:01:40,149
♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
39
00:01:40,173 --> 00:01:42,213
♪ Whenever this life get tough ♪
♪ You gotta fight ♪
40
00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,400
♪ With my home girls standing
to my left and my right ♪
41
00:01:44,424 --> 00:01:46,273
♪ True blue it's
tight like glue ♪
42
00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,206
♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
43
00:01:48,273 --> 00:01:49,793
♪ Check check check it out ♪
♪ Single ♪
44
00:01:49,817 --> 00:01:52,473
♪ Do what you want
no free position ♪
45
00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:55,206
♪ Ha‐aa ♪
46
00:01:59,342 --> 00:02:01,782
Now, you guys, I know I'm right
about Max writing this letter.
47
00:02:02,805 --> 00:02:03,805
Yeah, right.
48
00:02:03,829 --> 00:02:05,309
Like you were right
about Gary Coleman
49
00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,266
proposing to Paula Abdul?
50
00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:10,962
[telephone ringing]
51
00:02:12,196 --> 00:02:15,129
Hello? Hey, daddy.
52
00:02:15,196 --> 00:02:17,129
Wow, he hasn't called
here in six months.
53
00:02:17,195 --> 00:02:18,762
Yeah, he must have
signed up for that
54
00:02:18,829 --> 00:02:21,929
new long distance program,
"Estranged Friends and Family."
55
00:02:23,762 --> 00:02:25,482
No, I don't have any
plans for this weekend.
56
00:02:25,506 --> 00:02:27,106
Why, what's up?
57
00:02:28,296 --> 00:02:29,896
Oh, she is.
58
00:02:30,896 --> 00:02:32,062
Alright, sure, no problem.
59
00:02:32,129 --> 00:02:33,729
Look, I'm kinda busy
right now, daddy.
60
00:02:33,796 --> 00:02:35,696
Love you, bye.
61
00:02:35,762 --> 00:02:37,096
Phew.
62
00:02:37,162 --> 00:02:39,042
Stephanie is coming to New
York for a track meet
63
00:02:39,066 --> 00:02:41,896
and he wants me to babysit
the little spoilt brat.
64
00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:44,496
‐ She is your sister.
‐ Half sister.
65
00:02:44,562 --> 00:02:47,329
Who I haven't seen
since I was fifteen.
66
00:02:47,396 --> 00:02:49,929
When she took my Fashion
Fair mahogany lipstick
67
00:02:49,996 --> 00:02:53,262
and wrote all over my walls,
"Khadijah got big jugs."
68
00:02:57,162 --> 00:02:59,029
Mmm, Stephanie was
only ten then.
69
00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:00,402
I wonder if she's taller.
70
00:03:02,669 --> 00:03:06,069
Hey, the dwarf gene
runs in our family.
71
00:03:06,136 --> 00:03:10,169
Uncle Darren is fifty and still
buys his clothing at Baby Gap.
72
00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:18,236
Overton, if someone wanted
to get into the offices
73
00:03:18,302 --> 00:03:20,536
of a major magazine
to, oh, I don't know
74
00:03:20,602 --> 00:03:23,769
rifle through their files,
how would they go about it?
75
00:03:23,836 --> 00:03:25,402
Well, that's the question
76
00:03:25,469 --> 00:03:27,002
that prompts you to
ask more questions.
77
00:03:27,069 --> 00:03:29,136
Like, what type of
alarm do they have?
78
00:03:29,202 --> 00:03:31,869
Infrared or ultrasonic.
79
00:03:31,936 --> 00:03:34,336
Is there roof access?
80
00:03:34,402 --> 00:03:36,902
Can you land a chopper?
81
00:03:36,969 --> 00:03:38,469
W‐w‐wa‐wa‐wait.
82
00:03:38,536 --> 00:03:40,769
You actually asked
him that, right?
83
00:03:40,836 --> 00:03:42,196
Regine, you are
obsessed with this.
84
00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:44,536
Hey, as you should be, pal.
85
00:03:44,602 --> 00:03:48,002
Now, Max said that
she screwed up
86
00:03:48,069 --> 00:03:49,602
a relationship that
could have worked.
87
00:03:49,669 --> 00:03:52,469
Which means that she is
just an emotional wreck
88
00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:54,936
over your breakup.
89
00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,036
Hi, people.
90
00:03:58,369 --> 00:04:00,642
Wow. Okay. Oh ho ho.
91
00:04:00,709 --> 00:04:01,709
Oh.
92
00:04:03,152 --> 00:04:04,152
Mmm.
93
00:04:04,176 --> 00:04:05,276
That's good stuff.
94
00:04:05,342 --> 00:04:08,142
Hey, girl, you seen, uh,
this month's issue of, uh.
95
00:04:08,209 --> 00:04:09,409
"Magnifique?"
96
00:04:09,476 --> 00:04:12,342
Yeah, there's a letter in it
from a really pathetic woman
97
00:04:12,409 --> 00:04:14,509
who sabotages relationships.
98
00:04:14,576 --> 00:04:16,076
Interesting, huh?
99
00:04:16,142 --> 00:04:18,076
Maverick.
100
00:04:18,142 --> 00:04:20,076
Not at all, jackass.
101
00:04:23,076 --> 00:04:26,676
Uh, Maverick, you know,
lately I have been wondering
102
00:04:26,742 --> 00:04:29,376
whether the only woman who
ever pulled away from me
103
00:04:29,442 --> 00:04:31,709
regretted it?
104
00:04:31,776 --> 00:04:33,656
I don't know, all I remember
is you pullin' away
105
00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,580
after 30 seconds.
106
00:04:38,042 --> 00:04:40,176
Yeah, that's usually
when I open my eyes.
107
00:04:43,042 --> 00:04:44,609
This must stop. Look, Max.
108
00:04:44,676 --> 00:04:46,142
These two little busybodies
109
00:04:46,209 --> 00:04:49,142
think that you wrote
some letter to Dr. Love.
110
00:04:49,209 --> 00:04:50,876
Please, yeah, I wrote a letter
111
00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:53,109
to a‐a magazine I
know you all read.
112
00:04:53,176 --> 00:04:54,542
Well, listen, next month
113
00:04:54,609 --> 00:04:56,709
check out my, uh, piece
in "Highlights."
114
00:04:56,776 --> 00:04:59,942
Uh, trading peanut butter for
baloney, the art of the deal.
115
00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:02,382
Check that out, you two.
116
00:05:05,116 --> 00:05:06,716
She wrote it.
117
00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,582
And she know we know.
118
00:05:09,649 --> 00:05:13,016
How she gonna fix her
mouth to lie like that?
119
00:05:13,082 --> 00:05:15,016
Please, the woman lives
and breathes fiction.
120
00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:18,549
You know, girly told me that
she would be my love slave
121
00:05:18,616 --> 00:05:19,882
if I made her pancakes.
122
00:05:19,949 --> 00:05:22,016
After the fourth stack,
she was sound asleep
123
00:05:22,082 --> 00:05:24,449
and I was scrubbing the
grittle in my socks.
124
00:05:38,516 --> 00:05:41,949
Stephanie, from Chicago!
125
00:05:42,016 --> 00:05:44,382
No, Mary, from Liberia.
126
00:05:44,449 --> 00:05:45,782
Oh, I'm so sorry.
127
00:05:45,849 --> 00:05:47,982
You're the seventh stranger
I've hugged today.
128
00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:52,482
(man on PA) 'All runners for the
second heat, five minutes.'
129
00:05:52,549 --> 00:05:54,482
Hey, that's, that's Stephanie.
130
00:05:54,549 --> 00:05:57,016
‐ Khadijah! Synclaire! ‐ Hi.
131
00:05:57,082 --> 00:05:59,782
What are you guys doing here?
132
00:05:59,849 --> 00:06:01,956
Oh, you must be covering the
meet for your magazine.
133
00:06:02,022 --> 00:06:04,222
Listen, before you take
my picture, let me run
134
00:06:04,289 --> 00:06:06,422
a couple of laps so I
can get my glow on.
135
00:06:06,489 --> 00:06:09,256
No, actually, I'm here
cause daddy called.
136
00:06:09,322 --> 00:06:11,289
Oh, I get it. Don't tell me.
137
00:06:11,356 --> 00:06:14,356
[imitating daddy] "Keep an eye on my
baby, make sure she doesn't get mixed up
138
00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:16,689
with any of those New
York City pimps."
139
00:06:16,756 --> 00:06:18,922
You know how your father
is when it comes to you.
140
00:06:18,989 --> 00:06:21,156
You're his little Steffipoo.
141
00:06:21,222 --> 00:06:22,622
Uh, huh, well.
142
00:06:22,689 --> 00:06:26,389
I'm not ten and my
mom is in Chicago.
143
00:06:26,456 --> 00:06:29,056
Oh, look, don't waste that
little attitude on me.
144
00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:31,456
I didn't want to come
here in the first place.
145
00:06:31,522 --> 00:06:33,242
Listen, why don't you
come back after dinner
146
00:06:33,266 --> 00:06:35,199
I'm sure, dad asked
you to burp me.
147
00:06:36,889 --> 00:06:38,889
Oh, she's got a mouth like you.
148
00:06:40,789 --> 00:06:42,189
Bigger.
149
00:06:42,256 --> 00:06:44,189
Uh, uh, smaller.
150
00:06:44,256 --> 00:06:46,489
Uh, whatever would please
you, just don't hit me.
151
00:06:50,222 --> 00:06:51,556
A little more to the left.
152
00:06:52,856 --> 00:06:55,622
Stephanie, what're
you doin' here?
153
00:06:55,689 --> 00:06:58,022
[sigh] A very big thing.
154
00:06:58,089 --> 00:07:02,196
Listen, I thought about it and
I guess I was kind of snotty.
155
00:07:02,262 --> 00:07:04,129
So, yes, I'm apologizing.
156
00:07:04,196 --> 00:07:06,629
You're welcome.
157
00:07:06,696 --> 00:07:09,462
Well, you know how I
hate apologizing too.
158
00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:12,262
So, I'm not even gonna fake it.
159
00:07:12,329 --> 00:07:14,329
No, no, I really am sorry.
160
00:07:14,396 --> 00:07:17,396
Besides, it's daddy's fault,
you know him, always pressing.
161
00:07:17,462 --> 00:07:18,938
[imitating her father] "Who's
this guy you're dating."
162
00:07:18,962 --> 00:07:20,962
"Don't you pay for your
Visa with your MasterCard."
163
00:07:20,986 --> 00:07:22,262
[laughs]
164
00:07:22,329 --> 00:07:24,929
Now, see, he and my mother got
divorced when I was five.
165
00:07:24,996 --> 00:07:27,896
I didn't have any dates or
credit cards at the time.
166
00:07:27,962 --> 00:07:29,096
You were lucky.
167
00:07:29,162 --> 00:07:31,462
Those finance charges are
worse than homework.
168
00:07:33,796 --> 00:07:37,562
Listen. While you're here, I
might as well give you the tour.
169
00:07:37,629 --> 00:07:40,796
Behold the "Flavor" empire.
170
00:07:40,862 --> 00:07:42,296
This is the reception area.
171
00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:44,762
Where I do all the recepting.
172
00:07:44,829 --> 00:07:47,496
This is our layout and
graphics section.
173
00:07:47,562 --> 00:07:48,896
And this is our Ivan.
174
00:07:48,962 --> 00:07:51,296
Ivan, this is my little
sister, Stephanie.
175
00:07:51,362 --> 00:07:54,929
‐ What's up? Nice to meet you.
‐ H‐hi.
176
00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:58,729
So tell me more about our Ivan.
177
00:07:59,962 --> 00:08:02,802
Well, he is a sophomore at NYU.
178
00:08:02,869 --> 00:08:07,202
Tsk, he's a copy aid here,
and an occasional migraine.
179
00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:08,636
[laughs]
180
00:08:08,702 --> 00:08:10,736
And he's 1200 miles
away from daddy
181
00:08:10,802 --> 00:08:13,122
so he won't be checking up on
us, you know what I'm saying?
182
00:08:13,146 --> 00:08:15,436
[chuckles] Not really.
Chill for a minute.
183
00:08:15,502 --> 00:08:19,436
Um, Ivan. I need you
to do me a favor.
184
00:08:19,502 --> 00:08:20,836
What you need me to do?
185
00:08:20,902 --> 00:08:22,936
Lay an article, write
some headlines
186
00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:26,036
draw you a tepid bath with
pink and white rose petals?
187
00:08:29,236 --> 00:08:31,202
[sigh] I thought it
would be a good idea
188
00:08:31,269 --> 00:08:33,669
if you and Stephanie
hung out tonight.
189
00:08:33,736 --> 00:08:37,169
Promised my father I'd look out
for her when she was here.
190
00:08:37,236 --> 00:08:39,802
You passing the care of
your little sister onto me?
191
00:08:39,869 --> 00:08:42,202
Well, that's a thrill.
That's an honor.
192
00:08:42,269 --> 00:08:43,909
Well, actually it's a
combination of both.
193
00:08:43,933 --> 00:08:45,736
Like a thronor.
194
00:08:45,802 --> 00:08:47,902
Why don't you just shut
up and ask her out.
195
00:08:47,969 --> 00:08:49,336
Alright.
196
00:08:49,402 --> 00:08:51,369
Uh, Stephanie, um,
I was thinking
197
00:08:51,396 --> 00:08:52,876
you know, if you
weren't busy later‐‐.
198
00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:55,369
Six o'clock, at the guest
quarters on East 53rd.
199
00:08:55,436 --> 00:08:57,402
See you later, Khadijah.
Bye, Synclaire.
200
00:08:57,469 --> 00:09:00,442
Oh, and I will see you tonight,
Ivan, dress is casual.
201
00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:04,576
Well, damn, where am I
supposed to take her?
202
00:09:08,276 --> 00:09:10,436
I don't know, where do you
usually go on Friday nights?
203
00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:12,794
Well, I sit on my bike across
the street from your house.
204
00:09:16,676 --> 00:09:19,642
Hey, Max, you'll be able
to relate to this movie.
205
00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:22,142
It's about a man‐hating
woman who joins a convent.
206
00:09:22,209 --> 00:09:24,876
It's called "Mother
Superior Maverick."
207
00:09:26,409 --> 00:09:27,929
Synclaire, your hamster
got loose again
208
00:09:27,953 --> 00:09:29,420
and rolled around
in your makeup.
209
00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:32,476
I don't believe this.
210
00:09:32,542 --> 00:09:34,176
That was Stephanie's roommate.
211
00:09:34,242 --> 00:09:35,342
The girl missed curfew.
212
00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:36,676
[doorbell rings]
213
00:09:39,909 --> 00:09:41,276
Ugh!
214
00:09:41,342 --> 00:09:43,109
Where the hell have you been?
215
00:09:43,176 --> 00:09:44,976
We went to a party.
216
00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:47,676
♪ Party over here
party over here ♪
217
00:09:47,742 --> 00:09:49,342
Ahh!
218
00:09:49,409 --> 00:09:51,376
♪ Party over there ♪
219
00:09:51,442 --> 00:09:53,709
Stephanie, what the
hell is wrong with you?
220
00:09:54,776 --> 00:09:55,776
Mmm.
221
00:10:01,016 --> 00:10:03,016
Oh.
222
00:10:03,082 --> 00:10:06,682
Oh, the little angel's
tuckered out from dancing.
223
00:10:09,516 --> 00:10:11,516
She's stinkin' drunk.
224
00:10:20,706 --> 00:10:21,737
Ivan, talk. Fast.
225
00:10:21,804 --> 00:10:22,946
Well, uh, we was at
a really crowded
226
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,250
dorm party and we got separated.
227
00:10:24,274 --> 00:10:26,274
Next thing I know, she was
dancing with a hat rack.
228
00:10:28,070 --> 00:10:30,870
Uh, listen, I'm sorry, Khadijah,
I let you down, and..
229
00:10:30,937 --> 00:10:32,497
If you need me I'll
be across the street
230
00:10:32,521 --> 00:10:34,455
performing CPR on
my dying heart.
231
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:41,570
No, all I did was eat these
little jiggly cubes.
232
00:10:41,637 --> 00:10:43,237
I've a green tongue, see?
233
00:10:43,304 --> 00:10:45,370
[giggling]
234
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,104
Yeah, well, give it
some time, honey.
235
00:10:47,170 --> 00:10:49,137
By tomorrow, the rest
of you'll be green too.
236
00:10:49,204 --> 00:10:51,104
[laughs]
237
00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:52,237
Jelly shots.
238
00:10:52,304 --> 00:10:53,670
Gelatin and green alcohol.
239
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,837
That's how grandma kept
the kids quiet. Uh.
240
00:10:59,404 --> 00:11:02,077
Okay, Stephanie,
you missed curfew
241
00:11:02,144 --> 00:11:03,244
you're drunk..
242
00:11:03,310 --> 00:11:05,277
I mean, what do you have
to say for yourself?
243
00:11:06,144 --> 00:11:07,444
Come on, out with it.
244
00:11:13,953 --> 00:11:14,953
[retching]
245
00:11:14,977 --> 00:11:17,177
Oh! Damn!
246
00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:20,244
Well, look on the bright side.
247
00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:21,977
She did it on Regine's
favorite slippers.
248
00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,053
What's that?
249
00:11:28,077 --> 00:11:30,810
My special elixir for hangovers.
250
00:11:30,877 --> 00:11:33,144
Tomato juice, a
chocolate yoo‐hoo.
251
00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:34,710
And a boiled egg.
252
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,710
Wow, it's got kick.
253
00:11:38,444 --> 00:11:41,544
Oh, honey, drink this. It'll
make you feel better.
254
00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:43,544
‐ Um, what is it? ‐ Apple juice.
255
00:11:47,277 --> 00:11:48,444
Hmm.
256
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,644
Don't get too comfortable.
257
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,677
I called Coach Braxton
and covered for you.
258
00:11:53,744 --> 00:11:55,310
You got warm‐ups at 1 o'clock.
259
00:11:55,377 --> 00:11:57,510
Thanks, but I'm not
running today.
260
00:11:57,577 --> 00:11:59,110
Or ever.
261
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,317
I'm quitting.
262
00:12:00,384 --> 00:12:01,684
Stephanie!
263
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:04,017
You can't give up your
dream of‐of‐of winning
264
00:12:04,084 --> 00:12:05,684
the Olympic Decathlon.
265
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,450
That's not my dream.
266
00:12:08,517 --> 00:12:10,450
Yeah, well, it's one of mine.
267
00:12:12,384 --> 00:12:14,750
Okay, hold up there.
268
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,577
You've been running since
junior high school.
269
00:12:16,601 --> 00:12:18,534
Now, all of a sudden you
don't feel like it?
270
00:12:19,517 --> 00:12:23,584
No. When I first started
running I loved it.
271
00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:25,617
But then all of a sudden
I started winning.
272
00:12:25,684 --> 00:12:28,950
And then I didn't have a
father, I had a live‐in coach.
273
00:12:29,017 --> 00:12:31,684
Do you know that man built a
track for me in the backyard?
274
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,517
Four hundred and thirty two
times around is a mile.
275
00:12:38,017 --> 00:12:39,384
Poor little Stephanie.
276
00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:40,917
Daddy made her run
and she ended up
277
00:12:40,984 --> 00:12:43,084
gettin' a college scholarship.
278
00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:44,850
[sigh] You are just like dad.
279
00:12:44,917 --> 00:12:47,284
You think you're always right.
280
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,650
You know, I don't care.
You can't make me run.
281
00:12:49,717 --> 00:12:52,284
[chuckles]
282
00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:54,084
See, now that's
where you're wrong.
283
00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:55,950
Now, I promised daddy I
would look out for you
284
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,050
while you are here.
285
00:12:57,117 --> 00:12:58,684
And you're going
to that track meet
286
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,284
if I have to drag you.
287
00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:02,990
The only way that's gonna
happen is if you knock me out.
288
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,724
Huh.
289
00:13:13,790 --> 00:13:16,057
Wait, Khadijah, I'm going.
No, I'm going!
290
00:13:19,857 --> 00:13:21,490
[sobs]
291
00:13:21,557 --> 00:13:24,224
What is wrong with you?
292
00:13:24,290 --> 00:13:26,590
First you wipe up her vomit
then you threaten to kill her.
293
00:13:26,657 --> 00:13:28,690
Y'all are bonding.
294
00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:35,024
Kyle.
295
00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:38,190
What?
296
00:13:39,657 --> 00:13:40,817
Styrofoam peanuts for dinner.
297
00:13:40,857 --> 00:13:42,790
What're we having for dessert?
Bubble wrap?
298
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,390
No, silly, it's a decoy bag.
299
00:13:46,457 --> 00:13:50,024
See, whenever I come home with
groceries, Max always shows up.
300
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:54,290
So, when she gets here, you
will dredge up enough sincerity
301
00:13:54,357 --> 00:13:57,090
to get her to confess that
she wrote the letter.
302
00:13:57,157 --> 00:14:01,797
[sigh] Regine, you are
a sick, sick woman.
303
00:14:02,764 --> 00:14:04,830
And I love you for it.
304
00:14:06,164 --> 00:14:07,664
♪ Sunshine ♪
305
00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,130
♪ Attorney in love ♪
306
00:14:09,197 --> 00:14:10,464
♪ Guilty innocent ♪
307
00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:11,464
Okay.
308
00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:13,064
[humming]
309
00:14:13,130 --> 00:14:16,197
Uh, Maxine, Maxine, I got a
serious question to ask you.
310
00:14:16,264 --> 00:14:18,197
Yes, Kyle, I faked
every one of 'em.
311
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,964
Uh, maybe, I ought to give
you two some privacy.
312
00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:33,897
Yeah, that's a
good idea, Regine.
313
00:14:33,964 --> 00:14:35,230
Why don't you come over here.
314
00:14:35,297 --> 00:14:37,930
This bannister might collapse,
I need a little test dummy.
315
00:14:37,997 --> 00:14:39,930
Mmm.
316
00:14:39,997 --> 00:14:42,564
Maxine, look, I know that
our breakup crushed you
317
00:14:42,630 --> 00:14:44,864
and I just want you know
that I'm here for you.
318
00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:46,797
And you can tell me anything.
I mean anything.
319
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,130
Kyle, you're right.
320
00:14:51,197 --> 00:14:53,157
I mean, I guess I should've
come and talked to you
321
00:14:53,181 --> 00:14:54,964
about how I felt
since we broke up.
322
00:14:55,030 --> 00:14:56,364
[sobs]
323
00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:57,430
Pain.
324
00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:00,970
All the pain..
325
00:15:01,037 --> 00:15:03,070
That you two've been in my ass.
326
00:15:05,937 --> 00:15:09,204
I told you, I did not write
that freaking letter.
327
00:15:10,704 --> 00:15:13,837
Man, Kyle, you couldn't get
dirt from a dustbuster.
328
00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:18,637
Oh, hold up, you Minute Meda,
let me tell you something.
329
00:15:18,704 --> 00:15:20,337
I'm goin' back upstairs
330
00:15:20,404 --> 00:15:23,237
and do what I was supposed
to be doin' all along
331
00:15:23,304 --> 00:15:26,404
which is minding
my own business.
332
00:15:28,837 --> 00:15:30,104
Buh‐bye.
333
00:15:34,304 --> 00:15:36,004
See, you lyin'!
334
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,270
I mean, I knew I should've
just hypnotized you
335
00:15:39,337 --> 00:15:41,270
with a canned ham.
336
00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:48,237
Can you believe those clowns?
337
00:15:48,304 --> 00:15:49,670
I hear you.
338
00:15:49,737 --> 00:15:51,497
So, they give you a free
copy of the magazine
339
00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:52,837
when they ran your letter?
340
00:15:52,904 --> 00:15:55,870
No, just a release form and
this coupon for tampons.
341
00:16:03,077 --> 00:16:04,844
No, Khadijah.
342
00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:06,810
There's no way I can run.
343
00:16:06,877 --> 00:16:09,010
Sure you can. Come on, now.
344
00:16:09,077 --> 00:16:11,277
One day you're gonna thank me
for dragging you out here.
345
00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:13,844
(man on PA) 'Next up, the
women's 100 meters.'
346
00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:16,177
Oh, that's it. Go get 'em, girl.
347
00:16:16,244 --> 00:16:18,177
‐ Okay. ‐ Come on, now.
348
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:27,844
(man on PA) 'Ready. Set.'
349
00:16:27,910 --> 00:16:28,844
[gunshot]
350
00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:29,910
[crowd cheering]
351
00:16:29,977 --> 00:16:32,244
(Khadijah) 'Push it,
Steph, push it.'
352
00:16:43,677 --> 00:16:45,044
I got it.
353
00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:47,210
Oh, damn, I lost it.
354
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,010
Oh, hey there, Stephanie.
355
00:16:53,077 --> 00:16:54,777
I baked you some
victory brownies.
356
00:16:54,844 --> 00:16:56,744
They're in the kitchen
cooling off right now.
357
00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:59,010
And why am I talking
to nobody at all?
358
00:17:00,884 --> 00:17:02,150
What happened?
359
00:17:02,217 --> 00:17:03,537
Well, lets just say
that this time
360
00:17:03,561 --> 00:17:05,750
she made it to the bathroom.
361
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,884
Khadijah, I think it was my
Great Uncle Smoke‐Eye who said.
362
00:17:08,950 --> 00:17:11,417
"When there's frost
on the pumpkin
363
00:17:11,484 --> 00:17:14,284
"and moss in the well..
364
00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,850
That's when the squirrels
come out laughing."
365
00:17:19,617 --> 00:17:22,184
Synclaire, you want
to help me out here?
366
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,017
Be good to her, be kind to her.
367
00:17:25,084 --> 00:17:27,984
I don't really get
that squirrels part.
368
00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:29,684
Well, she does seem pretty down.
369
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,684
Maybe, I should go talk to her.
370
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,084
♪ Slide slide slippitty‐slide ♪
371
00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:36,390
♪ Just forget about your
troubles and your nine to five ♪
372
00:17:36,414 --> 00:17:38,584
♪ You just sail along
that's what you do ♪
373
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,884
♪ You just sail along hey ♪
374
00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:43,284
Maybe your mascot
taking a swing on you
375
00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:45,150
was not clear enough.
376
00:17:45,217 --> 00:17:46,784
You lost.
377
00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:48,184
Seriously?
378
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,517
Oh, well.
379
00:17:50,584 --> 00:17:52,584
Ooh, Synclaire, I
think we should, uh
380
00:17:52,650 --> 00:17:53,850
go on upstairs, babe.
381
00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:56,717
‐ No, I want to stay. ‐ No.
382
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,617
No, see, this is like one of
them little family things.
383
00:17:59,684 --> 00:18:01,690
I'm family, maybe you should go.
384
00:18:03,524 --> 00:18:04,964
Oh, now, now, wait,
hold on a minute.
385
00:18:05,031 --> 00:18:06,351
Few minutes ago,
you were drinkin'
386
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:07,724
from the fountain of my wisdom.
387
00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:09,724
Now, it's like I
don't know diddly?
388
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:15,024
Would you excuse us please,
Khadijah, Stephanie?
389
00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:17,410
Overton and I have something
to discuss out in the hallway.
390
00:18:17,434 --> 00:18:19,257
Overton, come along.
We'll be right back.
391
00:18:19,324 --> 00:18:21,324
‐ Oh, no, we won't.
‐ Oh, yes, we will.
392
00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:23,550
‐ Mama, we ain't coming back.
‐ I got something to say.
393
00:18:23,574 --> 00:18:24,574
[indistinct shouting]
394
00:18:24,624 --> 00:18:25,990
What you tellin' me, huh? What?
395
00:18:26,057 --> 00:18:27,657
You tellin' me..
396
00:18:33,824 --> 00:18:34,824
[radio static]
397
00:18:34,857 --> 00:18:36,024
Ow!
398
00:18:37,024 --> 00:18:39,624
How can you party like this?
399
00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:42,257
Listen, I may have lost the race
400
00:18:42,324 --> 00:18:44,257
but I won the 100‐yard puke.
401
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,024
[laughs]
402
00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:47,990
I feel liberated.
403
00:18:48,057 --> 00:18:49,590
Alright.
404
00:18:49,657 --> 00:18:51,357
You'll be liberated
from that gold card
405
00:18:51,424 --> 00:18:53,557
when daddy finds
out you got drunk.
406
00:18:53,624 --> 00:18:56,190
You never call dad and
when you finally do
407
00:18:56,257 --> 00:18:57,757
it's to tell on me.
408
00:18:57,824 --> 00:18:59,757
Some big sister you are.
409
00:18:59,824 --> 00:19:02,564
Psst. Don't talk to me
about being a good sister.
410
00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:04,730
I seen you twice in ten years.
411
00:19:04,797 --> 00:19:07,097
The first time I'm
hosing down my wall.
412
00:19:07,164 --> 00:19:09,430
The second time I'm
mopping up my floor.
413
00:19:09,497 --> 00:19:11,297
I don't know what's gonna
happen the next time
414
00:19:11,321 --> 00:19:13,930
but everything is getting
covered in plastic.
415
00:19:13,997 --> 00:19:16,130
Like there's gonna
be a next time.
416
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,697
You don't like having me around.
417
00:19:18,764 --> 00:19:21,830
You're jealous because I grew
up with daddy and you didn't.
418
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,064
Well, maybe I am a
little jealous.
419
00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:29,864
I didn't get a funky little
race track around my backyard.
420
00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:32,197
Shoot, I didn't even get
the big pimp speech.
421
00:19:33,364 --> 00:19:34,484
At least you didn't get the.
422
00:19:34,530 --> 00:19:36,830
"Why can't you be more
like Khadijah?" speech.
423
00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:40,664
What're you talking about?
424
00:19:42,397 --> 00:19:45,297
"Khadijah held down two jobs
while she was in college.
425
00:19:45,364 --> 00:19:47,830
"Khadijah started
her own magazine.
426
00:19:47,897 --> 00:19:49,997
"Khadijah, the mover, the shaker
427
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,964
the proud black
woman on the move."
428
00:19:53,030 --> 00:19:55,030
I could run my whole life.
429
00:19:55,097 --> 00:19:57,030
I'd never catch up to you.
430
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,004
Mover and a shaker, huh?
431
00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:03,870
Dang, maybe I should put that
man's number in speed dial.
432
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,470
You know, you two should talk.
433
00:20:06,537 --> 00:20:08,204
And if you could come
up with a problem
434
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:09,770
for him to solve
for an hour or so
435
00:20:09,837 --> 00:20:11,737
maybe he'd get off my case.
436
00:20:11,804 --> 00:20:13,404
You don't know what it's like.
437
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:16,304
He has enough overprotectiveness
for two daughters.
438
00:20:16,370 --> 00:20:18,304
But, I'm the only one there.
439
00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:21,337
Hmm..
440
00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:24,204
And all this time I
thought you were a brat.
441
00:20:24,270 --> 00:20:26,237
But you're really just
a misunderstood girl
442
00:20:26,304 --> 00:20:29,837
who gets too much attention and
everything she wants, huh?
443
00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:34,404
And I thought you were bossy.
444
00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:36,150
But you're just a regular
person who thinks
445
00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:37,737
she's in charge of the world.
446
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:40,304
Well.
447
00:20:41,404 --> 00:20:43,937
Glad we understand
each other now.
448
00:20:44,004 --> 00:20:46,737
Things should run more smoothly
the next time you come visit.
449
00:20:47,904 --> 00:20:49,370
Next time?
450
00:20:49,437 --> 00:20:50,770
Sure.
451
00:20:50,837 --> 00:20:53,937
Could be nice having someone
around, who idolizes me.
452
00:20:57,237 --> 00:20:59,377
We decided to stay
for the argument.
453
00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:08,330
(female narrator) Don't go
away, we will be right back.
454
00:21:11,477 --> 00:21:13,810
Okay, baby sister.
455
00:21:13,877 --> 00:21:15,344
You got the speed
456
00:21:15,410 --> 00:21:18,077
the youth and the ability.
457
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:21,144
But I got one thing on my side.
458
00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:23,210
I'm willing to die
to win this race.
459
00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:26,810
‐ Ahh. ‐ Okay, take your marks.
460
00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:34,144
Get set.
461
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,244
Go!
462
00:21:45,186 --> 00:21:46,186
Okay, okay.
463
00:21:46,210 --> 00:21:48,144
How about the shot put?
464
00:21:49,777 --> 00:21:52,244
Pole vault?
465
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:53,544
Javelin?
466
00:21:54,810 --> 00:21:57,710
Okay, sister toss, sister toss.
467
00:22:01,284 --> 00:22:02,984
(female ♫1) Woo‐hoo!
34218
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof