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Okay, okay, here we are.
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At a demonstration in front
of the student union.
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That's me, there's Max,
and that's Shayla.
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Oh, that's Max's
legendary roommate, huh?
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She's pretty.
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Well, that's 'cause she's
standing next to Max.
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They're not here yet?
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Max, they weren't here
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two minutes ago when you called
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from your stoopin',
they're not here now.
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Well, sorry. You know,
I just can't believe
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my girl's getting married.
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You know, back at
school, she bet me
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I'd be the first
to jump the broom.
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So she drank pretty
much around the clock.
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Regine, why don't you click
your heels three times
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and go to hell?
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Kinda scared of the two of y'all
gettin' back together again.
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Even the wrestling team
was afraid of 'em.
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Ah, you put a little super
glue on a wrestling mat
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and everybody starts screamin'.
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[knock on door]
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[cackles]
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Damn, you look like hell.
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I see you had them three sixes
removed from you forehead.
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[screaming]
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‐ Khadija. Ooh. ‐ Shayla. Oh.
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Them, this is Shayla.
Shayla, this is them.
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‐ Hey, girl. ‐ 'Hi.'
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Hey, you know I thought
your fiance was coming.
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Or did he get smart and bail
out over Lake Michigan?
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Chris is parking the car, and..
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Max, there's something
I should tell you.
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Something I should have
told you a long time ago.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Did I used to date this guy?
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Doubtful.
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Ugh, a parking space
opened up right out‐front.
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Hey, guys.
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Everybody, meet Chris.
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Hey, girl.
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Chris? As in fiance Chris?
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Yeah.
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Lesbians. Neat, neat.
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We don't need these.
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Ooh and in a nineties
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ What ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my home girls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue it's
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
♪ Single ♪
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♪ What you want no
free position ♪
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♪ Haaa ♪
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Max, I've heard so
much about you.
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I mean, I feel like I know you.
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Funny, I had you pictured
a little differently.
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I thought you'd be a man.
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Well, if you heard her
Yaphet Kotto impression
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you'd swear she was.
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[laughs]
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Yaphet Kotto. Yaphet Kotto.
Yaphet Kotto.
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'That is funny. That
is a funny man.'
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Look, Max, I know I
dropped a bomb, but‐‐.
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But‐but what, what, what?
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I mean, one minute I'm waiting
to check out Mr. Right
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and the next I'm wondering
how she handles PMS.
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You know, Max, I'm sorry.
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I mean, I tried to
tell you for years.
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But every time I called, I
just couldn't find the words.
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"I'm gay" is a real toll saver.
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Uh, so girls, Peppermint Patty.
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Is she or isn't she?
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Max, maybe you should forget
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about throwing this
bridal shower for us.
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‐ I can't do that.
‐ Are you sure?
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Yeah, Synclaire's got her
heart set on this thing.
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She's even made roses
out of toilet paper.
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Max, are we cool?
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Yeah.
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We're cool.
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I just hope I can get back the
deposit on the male stripper.
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I‐I hate to do this,
but, um, we gotta go.
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We have to meet with the
caterer in a half hour.
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Yeah, the man's
gettin' carried away.
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He wants to do pate in
the shape of breasts.
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Max, are you gonna
walk us to the car?
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Yeah, I'm gonna walk
'em to the car.
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If you looking for me,
I'll be at the car.
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Alright, let's go to the car.
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Hey, Max.
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And who are these
two gorgeous women
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who obviously don't realize the
awful company they're keeping?
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Chris and Shayla from Seattle.
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The grinning peacock is Kyle.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Oh, the pleasure is mine.
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‐ Hello. ‐ Hello.
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And should you require a
tour of our fair city
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I'm the ultimate
guide to Gotham.
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Great, you can show us all
the lesbian hangouts.
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You okay, shorty?
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Huh? Oh..
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, Max just left the building
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with... two beautiful gay women.
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You soured that woman on
the whole male species.
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Overton, you may go now.
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Hey, hey, you wanna
come with me?
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Solly Suit World is having
their annual almost‐wool sale.
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Plus, they're haulin'
out the used sock bin.
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You match em, you keep em.
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Overton, before I
allow this brownstone
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to be hit by your
fashion tsunami
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I'm going to do for you what
I have done for no one else.
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I'm going to hook you up
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with my own personal tailor, Mr.
Mfume.
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Mmm.
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Kyle, didn't you read the lease?
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"Occupancy by more
than one clotheshorse
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is both unlawful and dangerous."
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Would it change your mind if
I told you that Mr. Mfume
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dresses some of
television's top stars?
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What, that supposed
to impress me?
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Including Bob Vila.
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Well, I suppose looking
at a few fabric swatches
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couldn't hurt nobody.
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I am blown away.
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By what?
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Look, if Shayla didn't
feel close enough
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to share something this
important until now
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what does it say about
our friendship?
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I mean, come on!
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Aren't you a little upset,
finding out like this?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I'm upset.
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I'm damn upset.
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Hold up!
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When did she tell you?
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Just a little bit
before you, that's all.
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How much before?
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Junior year.
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No! Dong‐a‐dee,
dong, dong, dong!
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I mean, shoot!
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I mean, gosh. I mean,
does everybody know?
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What is it, the joke's on me?
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Max, she just wanted to
tell you in her own time.
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When would that be? After the
second turkey‐baster baby?
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Max, I don't know why she
waited all this time.
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But she told you.
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Now, deal with it.
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But I told her every
grisly detail of my life.
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Including that little
romp in the cafeteria
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with Benny, the plate‐scraper.
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You never told me about that.
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See how it feels?
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[humming]
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Nah! Nah, kid. Nah.
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Come on, now. We're gonna
have to lose the sign.
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Tsk. Alright, alright,
I'll admit it.
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I'm not up on lesbian etiquette.
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It's not like I've
ever known any before.
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Mm‐hmm. Aunt Gladys was gay.
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Aunt Gladys was not gay.
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She just never found
the right man.
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Like her roommate, Aunt Hazel.
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[doorbell rings]
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I'll get it.
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Welcome to the shower.
Drinks are on the table.
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Pu‐pu platter?
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Pu‐pu for you.
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What the hell is this?
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I'm thinking of our guests.
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You know I'm cute.
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Hey, you know how
enticing I usually look.
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Why put out the banquet
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if they can't eat?
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Well, you succeeded.
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You definitely look
like a sack lunch.
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[knock on door]
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Hey, come on in. Hi. Thanks.
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‐ 'What's up, girl?
Welcome.' ‐ Hi.
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‐ 'Welcome.' ‐ Hi.
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(Kyle) 'Hey, there.'
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You know, I could change the
way you look at the world.
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[snarls]
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Eh, you're just like
the rest of them.
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Afraid of men.
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Yeah, but that's, uh, that's
Khadija's friend, Jamie.
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She's straight.
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So she says.
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Oh, Overton!
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You look good enough to bury.
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Well, thank you, my
little pallbearer.
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But, uh, I owe it all to Kyle
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and his tailor extraordinaire, Mr.
Mfume.
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Good looking out.
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Wh‐wh‐what the hell is this?
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I mean, you have
stolen my whole look.
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Everything from the
button pattern
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to the cut of the pleats.
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These are original
touches that I created
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with Mr. Mfume.
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And‐and wh‐wh‐what, what's that?
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Um, wild guess, uh, lapels.
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No.
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Those are Barker lapels.
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And they are gracing the
suit of a man who believes.
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"Do not bleach" is
a designer label.
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Man, get up off your high horse.
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Mr. Mfume said I was
a tailor's dream
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whereas you have some sort
of turkey neck thing working
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that makes fitting
you a challenge.
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Well, excuse me for having
a bold Adam's apple.
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Kyle, just get over
yourself, man.
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Oh, I know these lover's
quarrels can be rough.
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But if it's any consolation,
think how passionate
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it's gonna be when you make up.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, that..
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Mm. Now, that ain't
no lover's quarrel.
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See, he's just mad 'cause he
thinks I'm wearing his clothes.
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Damn!
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Did I miss anything?
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Not that anyone would tell me.
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[gasps] Everybody,
it's the happy couple!
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Congratulations!
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Thanks, y'all.
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Well, Max, I owe you
five dollars, remember?
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I bet you that you'd be the
first to take the plunge.
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Why don't you keep it? You
hold on to things so well.
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Regine.
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This is a different
look for you.
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It's very cute.
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Well, damn, I can't win.
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Alright, everybody,
this concludes
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the small‐talk portion
of this afternoon.
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It's time to meet
the merchandise.
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This one's from Regine.
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‐ Open and enjoy. ‐ Thank you.
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Oh, wow!
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A double makeup mirror.
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Where did you find this?
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In the prop department
of my soap.
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I work on "Palo Alto."
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‐ Oh, yeah. ‐ Yes..
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Well, you guys remember, they
used that in the storyline
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with the Siamese twins
who were beauty queens?
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Miss North and South Dakota?
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Here. Pass this down.
This one's from Max.
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00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:30,480
I bought that last week before I
found out what everybody else
255
00:12:30,546 --> 00:12:33,080
has apparently known
since the Ice Age.
256
00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:36,380
Max, kitchen.
257
00:12:36,446 --> 00:12:38,246
Sure. After you.
258
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,613
Suddenly, I'm feeling pretty
good about my rice cooker.
259
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,846
What the hell was that?
260
00:12:48,913 --> 00:12:50,746
How could you tell
Khadija and not me?
261
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,813
Trust me, Max, I had my reasons.
262
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,346
Like what?
263
00:12:54,413 --> 00:12:56,213
Look, I don't have to tell you.
264
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,320
Why, you‐you, you didn't
think I could handle having
265
00:12:58,344 --> 00:12:59,880
a roommate that was gay?
266
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,026
No, I didn't think you could
handle having a roommate
267
00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:03,983
who was in love with you.
268
00:13:18,253 --> 00:13:20,620
Now, uh.. Now, wait a minute.
Now..
269
00:13:20,686 --> 00:13:22,420
You.. You, you were what?
270
00:13:22,486 --> 00:13:24,886
You, you felt what?
You, you said what?
271
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,786
See? I knew you
couldn't handle it.
272
00:13:29,853 --> 00:13:31,920
But, I'm, I'm handling.
273
00:13:31,986 --> 00:13:34,220
What? Wait.
274
00:13:34,286 --> 00:13:36,520
Uh..
275
00:13:36,586 --> 00:13:38,520
How long have you been in, uh..
276
00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:43,553
You know, felt
that way about me?
277
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,253
[sighs] When we first met in the
dorm and you introduced yourself
278
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,886
as Max, the maverick
279
00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:51,273
I didn't know what
to make of you.
280
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,286
Then, before I knew it,
we were best friends.
281
00:13:56,386 --> 00:13:58,453
Then I realized I
was in trouble.
282
00:14:00,526 --> 00:14:02,460
There's got to be a
beer in here somewhere.
283
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,793
I mean there I was,
in the back seat
284
00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:07,226
of Dexter Finley's Firebird
285
00:14:07,293 --> 00:14:09,326
wondering what kind
of person has sex
286
00:14:09,393 --> 00:14:11,626
with sunglasses on?
287
00:14:11,693 --> 00:14:13,726
And I realized I'd
rather be with you.
288
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,526
But you knew I was
straight, right?
289
00:14:18,893 --> 00:14:20,760
Well, I did wonder..
290
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:21,960
Every time you'd rant about
291
00:14:22,026 --> 00:14:25,260
how men were like snorting
warthogs without charm.
292
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,860
It was those volleyball shorts
I used to wear, wasn't it?
293
00:14:37,993 --> 00:14:39,760
It was a lot of things, Max.
294
00:14:39,826 --> 00:14:42,093
I mean, you're an
incredible woman.
295
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,593
And for years, I kept comparing
you to everybody I met.
296
00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:48,293
And then when Chris came along
297
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,526
I realized I'd
stopped comparing.
298
00:14:50,593 --> 00:14:52,393
And I realized she was the one.
299
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,493
Well, I'm very glad
300
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,493
you found someone you
can be yourself around.
301
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,000
Of course, I am assuming
she knows you're gay.
302
00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:06,233
I'm sure it'll be a
beautiful ceremony.
303
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,266
Wait. You're gonna
be there, right?
304
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:12,700
Well, gee, I don't know, Shay. I
mean, what would people think?
305
00:15:12,766 --> 00:15:15,033
Everyone whispering
about the other woman.
306
00:15:18,666 --> 00:15:20,633
Fine, Max. Don't come.
307
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:25,866
The reception hall doesn't
allow children anyway.
308
00:15:28,766 --> 00:15:30,700
And by the way, those
volleyball shorts?
309
00:15:30,766 --> 00:15:31,933
They weren't all that.
310
00:15:37,533 --> 00:15:40,466
Well, you will not believe what
Shayla told me in the kitchen.
311
00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:41,666
Oh, Lord.
312
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:45,133
Not more whining about
the college roommate.
313
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,000
It seems in college, she
was madly in love with me.
314
00:15:48,066 --> 00:15:50,000
[clattering] No, girl.
When did this happen?
315
00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:51,766
[clamoring]
316
00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:53,433
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
317
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,433
What the hell does
she see in you?
318
00:15:58,466 --> 00:15:59,640
Why did she tell you now?
319
00:15:59,706 --> 00:16:01,240
I, I forced it out of her.
320
00:16:01,306 --> 00:16:04,540
Oh, my goodness. She had a
forbidden love for you.
321
00:16:04,606 --> 00:16:07,506
It's like that paperback I once
found on my father's nightstand.
322
00:16:07,573 --> 00:16:09,140
"Secret Sorority."
323
00:16:11,573 --> 00:16:15,040
You know, all through college,
I went through men like water.
324
00:16:15,106 --> 00:16:17,806
I mean, what does that say about
me that my closest relationship
325
00:16:17,873 --> 00:16:19,240
was with a gay woman?
326
00:16:19,306 --> 00:16:20,873
Well, Max, you know,
I don't claim
327
00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:22,706
to know everything
about homosexuality.
328
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,406
Yeah, well, that would
be a big relief
329
00:16:24,473 --> 00:16:26,406
to the gay community.
330
00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:32,106
It seems to me that if
someone gets to know you
331
00:16:32,173 --> 00:16:33,673
warts and all
332
00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:36,006
and still cares about
you very deeply
333
00:16:36,073 --> 00:16:38,340
that's the best kind
of friend, isn't it?
334
00:16:40,106 --> 00:16:41,746
Synclaire, it's time
for you and lamb chop
335
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:43,703
to sing a little
night‐night song.
336
00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:47,406
Max, let me ask you something.
337
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,173
The entire time y'all
roomed together
338
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,640
did she ever try and
come on to you?
339
00:16:52,306 --> 00:16:55,440
‐ No. ‐ Okay, so she
played it cool.
340
00:16:55,506 --> 00:16:57,386
That's how much your
friendship mattered to her.
341
00:16:59,373 --> 00:17:01,646
Don't make me go back
and rethink this.
342
00:17:01,713 --> 00:17:03,193
I've already come up
with a bitterness
343
00:17:03,217 --> 00:17:05,151
I feel very comfortable with.
344
00:17:06,213 --> 00:17:09,246
Girl, the seafood at this
restaurant is so fresh
345
00:17:09,313 --> 00:17:11,280
they bring the
fish to your table
346
00:17:11,346 --> 00:17:13,113
behead it, scale it,
gut it, bone it
347
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:15,413
fry it up right
before your eyes.
348
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,780
Now the chicken dishes,
they get a little messy.
349
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,946
I hope you are happy.
350
00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:32,946
Thanks to yours and Mr.
Mfume's betrayal
351
00:17:33,013 --> 00:17:35,613
I threw myself onto the
needles of another tailor
352
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,613
and what you see is
the wretched result.
353
00:17:41,413 --> 00:17:43,046
It matches and it fits.
354
00:17:43,113 --> 00:17:45,146
I can see why you are perturbed.
355
00:17:46,613 --> 00:17:48,513
Please, the, the jacket
has a back bubble.
356
00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:50,646
See the way it bunches
up like neck‐fat?
357
00:17:51,813 --> 00:17:55,646
And a good pleat should
gallop down the thigh.
358
00:17:55,713 --> 00:17:59,080
Not stagger out of the
gate and collapse.
359
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,586
Are we still talking
about clothing?
360
00:18:01,653 --> 00:18:03,653
Hey, wait a minute.
Hold on, shorty. Um..
361
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:06,186
Got a little something that
might lift your spirits.
362
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,886
Uh, Mr. Mfume thought that
business card would be
363
00:18:09,953 --> 00:18:12,653
a excellent way to
expand his clientele.
364
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,586
Uh, with your permission.
365
00:18:14,653 --> 00:18:18,653
Suits by Mfume featuring
the Barker lapel.
366
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,053
‐ Ooh‐hoo. ‐ See now, Kyle.
367
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,020
You're gonna be as
famous as Bobby Jacobs
368
00:18:23,086 --> 00:18:25,020
and his Ruffle shirt.
369
00:18:25,953 --> 00:18:28,220
Okay, more famous.
370
00:18:28,286 --> 00:18:30,186
I must go upstairs and call Mr.
Mfume.
371
00:18:30,253 --> 00:18:32,453
I mean, you cannot
market the Barker lapel
372
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,853
without marketing the
Barker waistband pocket.
373
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,453
Oh, and people are going to
clamor for the Kyle cuff.
374
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:38,886
[guffaws]
375
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,820
How'd you get those cards
printed up so fast?
376
00:18:42,886 --> 00:18:44,620
Oh, they're quick
down at Mort's Print
377
00:18:44,686 --> 00:18:46,153
while you bowl.
378
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:47,986
By the time they sprayed
my rental shoes
379
00:18:48,053 --> 00:18:49,620
the cards were ready.
380
00:18:49,686 --> 00:18:51,753
‐ Come on, mama. ‐
Let's go, daddy.
381
00:18:54,886 --> 00:18:57,053
(Max) Hi, Shay.
382
00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:00,460
Max, taking your little
humiliation tour on the road?
383
00:19:00,526 --> 00:19:02,060
Alright, look, we gotta talk.
384
00:19:02,126 --> 00:19:03,926
Can you wait until I'm
back under the dryer?
385
00:19:03,993 --> 00:19:06,826
Ladies, I can't create with
this is kind of tension.
386
00:19:07,893 --> 00:19:09,826
I'll go fluff the other bride.
387
00:19:11,726 --> 00:19:15,526
Look, come on, this whole thing
just took me by surprise.
388
00:19:15,593 --> 00:19:17,393
Max, you can't
have it both ways.
389
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,360
You can't be mad at me
for not telling you
390
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:20,860
and then mad at
me because I did.
391
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,246
Well, how'd you
expect me to react
392
00:19:22,293 --> 00:19:24,126
when you told me how you felt?
393
00:19:24,193 --> 00:19:26,726
How do you think I felt when I
told you and you looked at me
394
00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:29,126
like I said I was sleeping
with Rush Limbaugh?
395
00:19:30,693 --> 00:19:31,760
That's just sick.
396
00:19:31,826 --> 00:19:33,926
I mean this is just gonna
take me a little time.
397
00:19:33,993 --> 00:19:36,693
I mean, you basically told
me that our whole friendship
398
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,926
was one big lie.
399
00:19:38,993 --> 00:19:40,560
Max, let's lose the
drama, alright?
400
00:19:40,626 --> 00:19:43,526
I admit it. I kept one secret
from you, but that's it.
401
00:19:43,593 --> 00:19:46,360
That's it? Well, think of
all the time we wasted.
402
00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:48,060
All the conversations
we didn't have.
403
00:19:48,126 --> 00:19:51,526
All those chances I would
have had to diss your dates.
404
00:19:51,593 --> 00:19:52,873
I can imagine some
of the heifers
405
00:19:52,897 --> 00:19:54,030
you must've gone out with.
406
00:19:55,426 --> 00:19:58,460
Only one heifer. And she
didn't start out that way.
407
00:19:58,526 --> 00:20:00,200
She just had this thing
for comfort food.
408
00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:03,800
Well, see?
409
00:20:03,866 --> 00:20:05,800
See, we could have
talked about that.
410
00:20:06,766 --> 00:20:07,766
[sighing]
411
00:20:08,866 --> 00:20:09,866
Girl, look..
412
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:14,300
Maybe if you would
have confessed
413
00:20:14,366 --> 00:20:16,133
all this back in, in school
414
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,300
maybe I would have freaked.
415
00:20:18,366 --> 00:20:21,600
But the point is, I wish you
would have given me the chance
416
00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:23,600
to rise to the occasion.
417
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,566
Yeah, I guess you're right.
418
00:20:29,633 --> 00:20:32,000
If we'd talked
about it back then
419
00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:33,706
maybe I wouldn't have
gotten such a crappy
420
00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,364
shower gift from you.
421
00:20:38,766 --> 00:20:40,526
By the way, is there a
reason why your dreads
422
00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:42,333
are so fuzzy in the front?
423
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,433
Fuzzy?
424
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,133
There. You always
were an easy mark.
425
00:20:48,466 --> 00:20:50,800
You always were a
pain in the ass.
426
00:20:50,866 --> 00:20:52,733
[chuckles]
427
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,266
I knew it!
428
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,900
You haven't gotten her
out of your system.
429
00:20:56,966 --> 00:20:58,606
‐ We're through. ‐ Oh,
no, no, no, no, no.
430
00:20:58,630 --> 00:21:00,736
You know I don't like her like that.
Now, come here.
431
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,240
Now, who were you
callin' an easy mark?
432
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,706
Yeah. I don't know
what you see in her.
433
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,673
‐ Max. ‐ Oh, thank you.
434
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:17,106
All this love.
435
00:21:18,406 --> 00:21:19,886
(female narrator)
We'll be right back.
436
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:27,612
(female announcer) 'And now, the
spring's scintillating do‐it‐yourself'
437
00:21:27,636 --> 00:21:28,392
'fashion line.'
438
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:29,692
'You'll call it fabulous.'
439
00:21:29,758 --> 00:21:31,692
'We call it "Handywear."'
440
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,525
[upbeat music]
441
00:21:35,658 --> 00:21:38,725
'Overton Wakefield Jones,
wears the Obie‐Robie'
442
00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:40,425
'designed by Kyle Barker'
443
00:21:40,492 --> 00:21:43,992
'the couture legend who brought
you the Barker lapel.'
444
00:21:51,492 --> 00:21:54,558
'Careful, that's
Egyptian terry cloth.'
445
00:21:59,225 --> 00:22:02,098
'Be the talk of the
toolshed in "Handywear"'
446
00:22:02,165 --> 00:22:03,532
'by Barker.'
447
00:22:05,265 --> 00:22:07,198
[music continues]
448
00:22:11,098 --> 00:22:12,098
Woo‐hoo.
449
00:22:12,132 --> 00:22:13,132
[chuckling]
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