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[knock on door]
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Hey, hey. Something came for me?
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Yes.
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This lovely package
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from the very
exclusive Robere's.
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And how do you know
where it's from?
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Tracking code 878479, everyone
knows that's Robere's.
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I'm impressed, yet frightened.
Bye‐bye.
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So, uh.. What is it?
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Who is it for?
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Well, if you must
know, O Bouncy One..
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It is a silver bracelet,
um, for my mother.
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Oh, ooh, oh, well, Kyle, man
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the engraver made a
hell of mistake.
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'Cause they spelled
mom, "M‐A‐X."
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You opened my box?
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It fell open
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when I tugged on the tape.
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So, is this one of
those gifts that says
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"I'm sorry we broke up, let's
get naked and reconcile?"
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[growls]
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[laughing]
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Regine, the picture
you're painting for me
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is making me queasy
and get off me.
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No, I ordered this for Max..
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Before we broke up, when I
had more money than sense.
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Umm..
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And she is never going
to hear about this
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right, little short person?
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Kyle? I can be discreet..
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[laughing]
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Woo!
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For a price.
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A‐ha, okay.
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I merely want the
gold Robere's box.
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It lends an air of
class to any gift.
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Oh, Regine, do you honestly
think anyone with taste
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is gonna think a gift
comes from Robere's
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just because you put it
in a little gold box?
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[chuckles] You obviously
love the cufflinks
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I gave you last Christmas.
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Box by Robere's,
links by Walmart.
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ And in a nineties
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Oh keep your head up ♪
♪ What? ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my homegirls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue it's
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ Do what you want ♪
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♪ No free position ♪
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♪ Haa ♪
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[chuckling] Yeah..
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Ohh‐wha, umm.
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Okay, he‐he, yeah.
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Wow, if you're like this
when I give you a manicure
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what's it gonna be like
I get to your toes?
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Oh..
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Don't mess with my toes, mama.
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Unless you got a couple
of hours to kill.
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‐ Get those boots off, daddy.
‐ Sure.
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[knock on door]
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Oh, don't worry, baby.
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‐ I'll get rid of them. ‐ Okay.
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‐ Stay right there. ‐ Okay.
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Oh, Lord, Uncle Tibby.
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Watch out there now!
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How's my number one nephew?
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[laughing]
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What they do, they kick
you out of Cleveland?
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Ah, you know I can't
stay cooped up too long.
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Every twelve years, I
got to get out, and..
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Hey! Strut my stuff.
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Now, I was gonna go to New
Orleans to that Mardi Gras
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but you know, I
don't look as good
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in a feathered
mask as I used to.
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Now that real sunshine
must be Synclaire.
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Oh... what an honor
it is to meet you.
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I feel like you've been
Overton's uncle all my life.
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Come here!
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[laughing]
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Okay, I get it.
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You, you happy to see me.
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[laughing]
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‐ Sit down, sit down. ‐ Ohh.
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Oh, girl, this man was like
a second father to me.
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Taught me everything.
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Right from wrong, up from down.
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Church girls from party girls.
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You know, my friends
have got to meet you.
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Mm..
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Go ahead and put your dogs up.
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‐ Yeah, I'm tired. ‐ Umm.
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Uncle Tibby's here!
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You know, the Uncle Tibby from
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all of Overton's
Uncle Tibby stories.
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Oh, and he's just so huggable.
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‐ Come on up, huh? ‐ Well..
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You just a 24‐hour cup
of coffee, ain't you?
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[all laughing]
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Ey, where's Aunt Bertha at?
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Ey, you know I can't get that
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Sunday school teachin'
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bourbon hidin', pie
bakin' woman out of Ohio.
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[knock on door]
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Where is he, where.. Ohh..
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Uncle Tibby, this is
Regine and Maxine.
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Lord, the room is
overflowing with beauty!
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[laughing]
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Now, Uncle Tibby
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it's not fair for you to focus
all your attention on me.
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[laughs]
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Especially, if you just ate.
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[laughing]
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Ladies, this is the godfather
of the whole Jones clan.
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Nobody made a move without
Uncle Tibby's blessing.
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Oh, he's exaggerating..
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Did I tell you I got Cousin
Bumpy to come back to church?
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Get out! Cousin Bumpy was
a straight‐up heathen!
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Woo! Hey, people.
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Uncle Tibby?
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Lumpy!
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[laughing]
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‐ "Lumpy?" ‐ "Lumpy?"
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"Lumpy?"
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I had a little baby
fat when I was young.
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A little, when he
walked down the street
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he sounded like a marching band.
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Flapitty, flapitty, flap‐flap.
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See, that is the kind of torment
that can scar a child for life.
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[chuckles] No, it was them corduroy
pants that scarred him for life.
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[laughing]
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[indistinct]
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Oh, Uncle Tibby,
you're so funny.
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Every time you say
something like that
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it just make me want
to squeeze you.
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Say somethin' else.
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You ever considered
pro‐wrestling?
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♪ Granny they're expecting you ♪
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♪ You're a little late
so come right this way ♪
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♪ What say it now yes
say it now yeah ♪
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Oh, no, girl, you
doin' it all wrong.
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You need less bounce
and more bob.
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♪ In the world.. ♪
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‐ Hey‐hey. ‐ Hey,
look, Khadijah.
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It's Lumpy.
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Lumpy.
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You just couldn't let
that go, could you?
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No!
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Hell, no, we're gonna be
working that one through
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to the next century... Lumpster.
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Oh, Lumpster. Okay, okay.
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Hey.
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Is this the alleged bracelet
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that you bought for your
mama with Max's name on it.
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Yeah, isn't that
like I told Max.
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Yeah, I‐I actually don't
know what to do with it.
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You know, I can't take it
back, it's already engraved.
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Well, sweety, maybe you'll
meet somebody else named Max.
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God couldn't possibly
hate me that much.
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Why don't you just give
it to her and move on?
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Oh, yeah.
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And then every time
she looks at it
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she'll think of what a
great guy she lost.
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And this will torment her.
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Forcing her to move
to another time zone.
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I like that.
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Excuse me, uh, would
you sorcerers
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like anything from the market?
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Chickens' feet?
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Eye of newts?
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You know what, Kyle? Man, I
just can't picture you fat.
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I mean, coke bottle glasses
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acne‐ridden, braces,
sure, but fat, no.
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For the record, I was not fat.
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I was husky.
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Oh, Regine.
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Who threw up on the couch? Ugh.
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Well, if it isn't Frances,
the talking mule.
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Uh, look.. Get‐get off me.
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I have something
that's gonna make you
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the envy of all the other
barnyard animals, here.
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I got that before the demise of
whatever it was that we had.
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Now, look, I know this
is painful for you.
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But if you just take a moment‐‐.
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Oh, God. Max, open up
the freaking gift.
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Read the inscription.
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"Always on my mind, Kyle."
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Doesn't Willie Nelson
have enough problems
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without you tryin'
to steal his lyrics?
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Enjoy.
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You know, if a human being
had that look on her face
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I'd say it was regret.
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‐ Mmm. ‐ Can I have that box?
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It's all yours.
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♪ Woo woo ♪
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♪ They say that I
won't last too long ♪
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♪ On Broadway ♪
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♪ On Broadway ♪
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♪ I'll take a Greyhound bus ♪
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♪ For home they all say ♪
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Stop. Tibby time!
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‐ Come on. ‐ No, thank you.
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Seven choruses on the
subway was quite enough.
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[sighs]
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Man, wasn't the
subway great today?
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Who would have thought that
we would have seen a..
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A pickpocket, a
one‐armed juggler
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and a tap dancing transvestite
all in one car, huh?
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You could find the
bright side of roadkill.
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Food for vultures.
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Well, I'm gonna take
a bath, you know.
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If I don't get some of
this New York dirt off me
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somebody gonna write
"Wash me" on my butt.
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You know what, I
have some bath gel
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that will leave you
smellin' like firewood
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burning on a crisp winter night.
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Yeah, if, uh, smelling
like a chimney sweep
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don't relax me,
nothing else will.
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Alright, I'm gonna get..
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Yeah.
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You know, I'm really
glad you're here, man.
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Yeah, me too. You done
well for yourself.
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Nice home, nice job.
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And you keepin Lumpy off sweets.
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Well, you were the
one that talked me
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out of moving back to Cleveland
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when I got homesick
my second day here.
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I'll never forget your
wise and insightful words.
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"Stay."
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Hey, I never steered you wrong.
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Yeah, and if I hadn't
I never would've met
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my sweet lollipop, Synclaire.
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‐ 'Overton, about
Synclaire.' ‐ 'Yes, sir.'
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You need to dump her.
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Dump Synclaire?
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Yeah, if I let you carry on
with that bippity‐boppity girl
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the whole Jones clan will
put a foot in me so deep
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I'd be tasting shoe polish.
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Bippity‐boppity.. What
you talking about?
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Look, a‐a‐anybody that
happy, all the time
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is either high on corn whiskey
or she hiding something.
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Uh, Synclaire is
like a open book.
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As far as getting
high is concerned
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the girl get woozy
taking communion.
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She trying to get
her hooks in you.
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Here you are, a
handyman from Ohio
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you're maintaining a
brownstone in Brooklyn.
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She knows gold when it glitters.
254
00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:00,306
Yeah, but she sees more in
me than just the glamor.
255
00:11:00,373 --> 00:11:01,740
And what's all
this fool business
256
00:11:01,806 --> 00:11:03,173
about her wantin'
to be an actress?
257
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,606
A‐alright, ho‐ho‐hold on now.
258
00:11:04,673 --> 00:11:05,773
You can't come in my house
259
00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:08,406
talking about my woman
like that, okay?
260
00:11:08,473 --> 00:11:10,573
Now, I know you wouldn't
be getting salty
261
00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,106
with your favorite uncle.
262
00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:14,173
Unless I struck a nerve.
263
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,473
Which proves I'm right.
264
00:11:15,540 --> 00:11:17,306
See, you need to cool down.
265
00:11:17,373 --> 00:11:19,073
Let your good sense seep in.
266
00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:20,806
I'mma go get in the tub.
267
00:11:20,873 --> 00:11:23,306
Hey, hold on. We're not
finished with this yet.
268
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,806
You're not letting it seep in.
269
00:11:26,873 --> 00:11:28,406
Do your uncle a favor.
270
00:11:28,473 --> 00:11:30,906
Get me some Lemon
Joy for my bath
271
00:11:30,973 --> 00:11:33,606
and, uh, some Vaseline for
the rusty spots, okay?
272
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,353
Synclaire, you're
pouring orange juice
273
00:11:47,419 --> 00:11:48,353
into the mashed potatoes.
274
00:11:48,419 --> 00:11:49,419
Oh. Oh. Oh.
275
00:11:51,506 --> 00:11:54,140
Hmm, the citrus adds a zip you
just can't get with milk.
276
00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:55,640
I think you're onto
something there.
277
00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:59,040
Honey, what's wrong?
278
00:11:59,106 --> 00:12:02,813
I overheard Uncle Tibby tell
Overton to cut me loose.
279
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,113
W‐why would he say that?
280
00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:07,513
I don't know. He even called
me "bippity‐boppity."
281
00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:09,313
That's amazing, who
knew there was a word
282
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,780
that so perfectly describes you.
283
00:12:12,346 --> 00:12:14,446
I tried so hard to
impress that man.
284
00:12:14,513 --> 00:12:16,580
I even baked him cookies.
285
00:12:16,646 --> 00:12:18,580
Well, mistake number one.
286
00:12:21,146 --> 00:12:22,913
Do you understand, that that man
287
00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:25,613
is the Grand Poobah
of Overton's family.
288
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:29,646
If he doesn't like me, I will
never be Synclaire James‐Jones.
289
00:12:29,713 --> 00:12:31,813
Well, look, Synclaire, being
disliked is often a sign
290
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,560
that you're strong,
that you have character
291
00:12:33,584 --> 00:12:35,346
and that people respect you.
292
00:12:35,413 --> 00:12:37,113
Or that you're a hag
people put up with
293
00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:38,680
because Khadijah
insists on dragging
294
00:12:38,746 --> 00:12:41,346
your behind around with her.
295
00:12:41,413 --> 00:12:44,046
Oh. Now, don't be so
hard on yourself.
296
00:12:46,380 --> 00:12:48,546
Synclaire, I say you
go talk to Overton.
297
00:12:48,613 --> 00:12:50,613
I mean, if there's one thing
I know there's nothing
298
00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,937
anyone can say that'll
shake his love for you.
299
00:12:54,013 --> 00:12:56,080
Unless you tell him about
when you used to eat dirt
300
00:12:56,146 --> 00:12:58,113
when you were seven..
301
00:13:00,853 --> 00:13:03,720
Hello, Lumpy. Lumpy,
Lumpy, Lumpy.
302
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:08,620
Is there no safe haven
for me anywhere?
303
00:13:08,686 --> 00:13:12,553
Down here, The hound
from the hell.
304
00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:16,486
Upstairs, Uncle Fish Fry.
305
00:13:16,553 --> 00:13:18,353
Unless, of course, he's
down at the schoolyard
306
00:13:18,377 --> 00:13:21,086
making fun of the
husky children.
307
00:13:21,153 --> 00:13:22,753
Sorry, he's upstairs
taking a bath
308
00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:25,286
stewing in his own meanness.
309
00:13:25,353 --> 00:13:27,353
If you're lucky, he's
using your washcloth.
310
00:13:29,186 --> 00:13:31,720
Hmm, so I see you're not
wearing your bracelet.
311
00:13:31,786 --> 00:13:33,653
I guess it takes some
people a little longer
312
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,353
to move on than others, huh?
313
00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:37,820
Yeah. I moved on, alright.
314
00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:40,820
I hocked your bracelet..
315
00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:43,220
Used the money to buy these.
316
00:13:43,286 --> 00:13:47,120
One hundred percent full
croc demi‐ankle boots.
317
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,253
You hocked a $400 bracelet
318
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,286
for a pair of fake
crocodile road stompers?
319
00:13:53,353 --> 00:13:54,553
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
320
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,460
Before you two come to
blows, give me some time
321
00:13:56,484 --> 00:13:58,418
to just pop some popcorn.
322
00:13:59,653 --> 00:14:01,293
You spent that much money on me?
323
00:14:03,026 --> 00:14:04,926
I must have really
rocked your world.
324
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,093
No! Wait! Kyle! Come on! Ey..
325
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,393
The‐the‐the bag hasn't
even puffed yet.
326
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,360
[knock on door]
327
00:14:22,393 --> 00:14:25,560
Hi, Obie. Um, where's
Uncle Tibby?
328
00:14:25,626 --> 00:14:27,693
Oh, knocked out back
in the bedroom.
329
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,926
He said he that, uh, Lemon Joy
and fried baloney sandwiches
330
00:14:30,993 --> 00:14:32,960
is like one big sleeping pill.
331
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,493
I heard what he said. I was
standing right outside the door.
332
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,660
Damn. I'm sorry, baby.
333
00:14:39,726 --> 00:14:41,493
'Cause he had no right
to say those things.
334
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,293
But I tell you what,
as soon as he wakes up
335
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,920
I'm telling him to
pack up that Vaseline
336
00:14:44,944 --> 00:14:46,578
and just slide on outta here.
337
00:14:48,526 --> 00:14:51,060
Obie, you can't.
338
00:14:51,126 --> 00:14:52,560
Then I'd be known as the trollop
339
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:55,460
who drove a wedge between you
and your favorite uncle.
340
00:14:55,526 --> 00:14:57,360
And‐and‐and your
resentment would grow
341
00:14:57,426 --> 00:15:00,400
and one day you'll be taking
a blowtorch to my trolls
342
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,333
and you won't even know why.
343
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:06,400
Yeah, it's kind of hard
to argue with that logic.
344
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,000
But I know that if he got
a chance to know you
345
00:15:10,066 --> 00:15:12,033
he'd love you just like I do.
346
00:15:12,766 --> 00:15:14,033
Hey, check this out.
347
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:16,833
How about tomorrow, I'll cook
us up a real nice dinner?
348
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,166
That could work.
349
00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:19,593
Yeah, you give me
a couple of hours
350
00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:22,366
and you two will be closer
than a tick on a porch dog.
351
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,666
‐ I hope so. ‐ Yeah.
352
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:27,333
'Cause, hey, if it
comes down to a choice
353
00:15:27,357 --> 00:15:28,733
between you and Uncle Tibby
354
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,600
I'd just have to get used
to my favorite uncle
355
00:15:30,624 --> 00:15:32,300
not being in my life.
356
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,300
It'd just be you and me.
357
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,933
And Uncle Jelly.
358
00:15:39,366 --> 00:15:41,600
Aunt Fanny.
359
00:15:41,666 --> 00:15:43,700
Cousin Slats.
360
00:15:43,766 --> 00:15:46,700
Great Uncle Schmoke‐eye.
361
00:15:46,766 --> 00:15:48,866
And of course, Bob.
362
00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:54,833
[glass shatters]
363
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,866
Golf? What, your life not
boring enough already?
364
00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:02,273
‐ Hey, Regine. ‐ 'Hey.'
365
00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:03,340
Bootzilla.
366
00:16:09,673 --> 00:16:11,673
I was wondering if I could
get that Robere's box
367
00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:14,240
I wanna put this silver
bracelet back in it.
368
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,940
Well, actually,
Bootzilla crushed it.
369
00:16:17,006 --> 00:16:20,206
But I'm sure we have
something that will
370
00:16:20,273 --> 00:16:22,140
work just as well, let's see.
371
00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:24,306
We got.. Oh! Cartier.
372
00:16:24,373 --> 00:16:26,306
Van Cleef and Arpels.
373
00:16:27,506 --> 00:16:30,940
Miracle mart? Khadijah.
374
00:16:31,006 --> 00:16:33,973
Oh, poor little turned‐out Kyle.
375
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,040
You still aren't over me yet.
Oh..
376
00:16:36,106 --> 00:16:37,340
[Kyle chuckles]
377
00:16:37,406 --> 00:16:39,706
Well, actually the druggist
had a spray for that.
378
00:16:41,573 --> 00:16:43,740
And while I was down there
getting this out of hock
379
00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:46,406
I met a woman who was pawning
her engagement ring.
380
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,506
We set up a date and if all
goes according to plan
381
00:16:48,573 --> 00:16:50,733
in a couple of weeks, I'll
be seeing her wearing this..
382
00:16:50,757 --> 00:16:51,673
[chuckles]
383
00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,340
And nothing else.
384
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,273
That's a pretty pathetic woman
385
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:59,206
who'll accept a gift with
someone else's name on it.
386
00:16:59,273 --> 00:17:01,846
Well, actually the engraving
works to my benefit.
387
00:17:01,913 --> 00:17:04,153
You see, she is the owner of
the state of the art theatre
388
00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:05,680
down on 57th Street.
389
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,713
Not the Imax theatre?
390
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:12,913
‐ One and the same. ‐ Oh! Ha‐ha!
391
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,913
One downwards stroke
of the engraver's pin.
392
00:17:18,113 --> 00:17:19,613
And I'm back in the saddle.
Psst.
393
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,280
Giddyup, baby.
394
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:27,913
[knock on door]
395
00:17:36,646 --> 00:17:39,780
Ooh. Girl, you look stunning.
396
00:17:39,846 --> 00:17:41,313
Well, I aim to please
397
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,180
although I can't seem
to please everybody.
398
00:17:43,246 --> 00:17:44,780
Mm‐hmm.
399
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:48,046
Is that neck bones
and rice I smell?
400
00:17:48,113 --> 00:17:50,080
Synclaire, you shouldn't have.
401
00:17:50,146 --> 00:17:52,680
Actually, I didn't,
Overton made it.
402
00:17:52,746 --> 00:17:56,313
Oh! Is this one of those
liberated relationships?
403
00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:57,946
Something wrong with that?
404
00:17:58,013 --> 00:17:59,553
O‐O‐Obie, Obie aren't
those neck bones
405
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,020
jumping out of that pot?
406
00:18:01,086 --> 00:18:02,686
Oh, yeah, yeah. You're right.
407
00:18:02,753 --> 00:18:04,993
Uh, Synclaire, why don't you
tell him about how important
408
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,453
your job is down at Flavor?
409
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,120
You got a paying job?
410
00:18:10,553 --> 00:18:13,920
Actually, I'm an office
manager at a major magazine.
411
00:18:13,986 --> 00:18:15,720
Some would say that
I'm the nerve center
412
00:18:15,786 --> 00:18:18,020
of the entire operation.
413
00:18:18,086 --> 00:18:20,353
Oh, really? How'd you
get a job like that?
414
00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:22,953
[chuckles]
415
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,520
Well, my cousin, Khadijah,
needed someone.
416
00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:26,986
I was the perfect choice.
417
00:18:27,053 --> 00:18:28,386
Mm‐hmm.
418
00:18:28,453 --> 00:18:30,420
Who needs a resume
when you got a cousin.
419
00:18:30,486 --> 00:18:33,553
Oh, no, she didn't need a family
to get her acting jobs, now.
420
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,020
Listen, let me tell you.
The‐the..
421
00:18:35,086 --> 00:18:37,720
The infomercial
where I get fired.
422
00:18:37,786 --> 00:18:39,620
The play where I was naked.
423
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:40,853
All me!
424
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,120
Naked?
425
00:18:42,186 --> 00:18:45,086
Oh, next on. Now you wanna
say grace, Uncle Tib?
426
00:18:45,153 --> 00:18:47,520
Yeah, I, I'm gonna pray she
don't take her clothes off.
427
00:18:49,853 --> 00:18:51,486
Okay, that's it.
428
00:18:51,553 --> 00:18:52,920
Uncle Tibby, I, I mean
429
00:18:52,986 --> 00:18:56,153
this in the most
respectful way possible.
430
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,153
Get up out my house.
431
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,293
All this food and we goin' out?
432
00:19:07,826 --> 00:19:09,226
No, you goin' out.
433
00:19:09,293 --> 00:19:12,793
You can't come in here talkin'
about the woman that I love.
434
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,493
Man, she's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
435
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,093
And if you can't get with that
436
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,526
you ought to take them
neck bones to go.
437
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,793
I can't go home.
438
00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:27,393
What d'you mean?
439
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:29,393
I had a fight with
your Aunt Bertha.
440
00:19:33,026 --> 00:19:35,060
I went to see her Sunday
School youth choir
441
00:19:35,126 --> 00:19:37,660
and I told her they sounded like
a bunch of hyenas giving birth.
442
00:19:40,126 --> 00:19:42,326
Next thing I know, I'm
on a bus headed east.
443
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:44,726
Damn woman.
444
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:48,226
I miss her.
445
00:19:48,293 --> 00:19:50,593
Well, why don't you just
call her and apologize?
446
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:53,193
Yes, and everything will
be all peachy again.
447
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,860
Huh, peachy.
448
00:19:54,926 --> 00:19:56,960
Bertha says peachy.
449
00:19:57,026 --> 00:19:59,693
You got a lot of
Bertha in you, girl.
450
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,709
‐ I'm gonna call Aunt Birdy‐‐
‐ Hold on, hold on, now.
451
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,453
I don't know how to
apologize to that woman.
452
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,520
Well, I'll tell you what,
you can start practicing
453
00:20:05,586 --> 00:20:07,400
on somebody in this room.
454
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,833
I'm sorry I was a little harsh.
455
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,466
Guess you remind me
so much of Bertha
456
00:20:18,533 --> 00:20:21,433
I took my blues out on you.
457
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:24,500
Oh, you were going
through a tough time.
458
00:20:24,566 --> 00:20:28,166
♪ Woo woo woo woo woo woo ♪
459
00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:29,733
Does Bertha do that too?
460
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:30,800
Hell, no.
461
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,466
Hey, Aunt Birdy‐bird, it's Obie.
462
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,800
Hey.. Hey, you got it.
463
00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:42,200
Hey, Bertha.
464
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,366
Ti‐Tiberius here.
465
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:48,833
Uh, I'm, I'm sorry, honey.
466
00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:51,066
I'd like to come home.
467
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:53,700
I didn't mean what I
said about the children.
468
00:20:53,766 --> 00:20:55,166
(Tiberius) 'They
sound like angels.'
469
00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:57,733
Tone‐deaf angels.
470
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,173
Ber‐Bertha! Bertha!
471
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,240
Damn!
472
00:21:04,173 --> 00:21:06,073
Look, uh, I'm gonna need
a couple of nights here
473
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,906
to work on this apology thing.
474
00:21:09,106 --> 00:21:11,106
Well, that's just fine.
Just fine.
475
00:21:11,173 --> 00:21:12,640
It'll give me a
chance to wow you
476
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:16,440
with my one‐woman interpretation
of "A Raisin In The Sun."
477
00:21:16,506 --> 00:21:18,706
"Winnie!"
478
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,073
(Synclaire) 'Come on,
Uncle Tibby, come on.'
479
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:29,106
Maybe I can call her again.
480
00:21:31,573 --> 00:21:34,106
‐ Good looking out, mama.
‐ I got your back, daddy.
481
00:21:37,173 --> 00:21:38,653
(female narrator)
We'll be right back.
482
00:21:42,473 --> 00:21:43,993
(Synclaire) 'Ooh,
look, a care package'
483
00:21:44,017 --> 00:21:45,640
'from Uncle Tibby
and Aunt Bertha.'
484
00:21:45,706 --> 00:21:46,806
'What does the note say?'
485
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,393
(Overton) '"Dear
Overton and Synclaire'
486
00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:49,773
'"hope all is well
with you two.'
487
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,373
'"Your Aunt Bertha
and I are fine'
488
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,773
'"but we're still fighting
about the children's choir.'
489
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,406
'"So we'd like you to decide.
Angels or hyenas.'
490
00:21:56,473 --> 00:21:59,040
"‐ 'Love, Uncle Tibby."
Yeah.' ‐ 'Okay.'
491
00:21:59,106 --> 00:22:01,980
[Overton hums]
492
00:22:02,046 --> 00:22:04,980
[indistinct singing]
493
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:10,413
♪ Hallelujah ♪
494
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,213
(Synclaire) 'I think
hyenas was a compliment.'
495
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,380
(Overton) 'Yep, Uncle Tibby
was right all along'
496
00:22:15,446 --> 00:22:17,913
'but, only 'bout that, now.'
497
00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:20,413
'Uh, I‐let's get back to
that toe thing, mama.'
498
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,046
(female ♫1) Woo‐hoo!
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