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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:05,566 ( Delighted laughter ) 2 00:00:05,633 --> 00:00:08,400 OKAY, KYLE. THAT'S YOUR I'M‐'BOUT‐TO‐GET‐PAID LAUGH. 3 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:09,533 WHAT'S UP? 4 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:11,766 WELL, I WILL LET YOU IN ON THE RESULTS 5 00:00:11,833 --> 00:00:13,366 OF MY BRILLIANT RESEARCH 6 00:00:13,433 --> 00:00:15,366 AS LONG AS YOU KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. 7 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:16,700 WE CAN KEEP A SECRET 8 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:19,600 MR. STILL‐PLAYS‐ THE‐SOUNDTRACK‐FROM‐ FAME. 9 00:00:21,266 --> 00:00:23,100 OH, MAN, I LOVED THAT MOVIE! 10 00:00:23,166 --> 00:00:26,733 WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT CUTE LITTLE SONGBIRD, IRENE CARA? 11 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,933 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT ANGRY DANCER, LEROY. 12 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,366 ( All laughing ) 13 00:00:31,433 --> 00:00:34,133 Maxine: YOU'RE RIGHT, GIRL! WORK IT! I LOVED LEROY! 14 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,900 OKAY, CAN WE GET TO SOMETHING 15 00:00:37,966 --> 00:00:41,200 WITH JUST A LITTLE MORE SUBSTANCE, PLEASE? 16 00:00:41,266 --> 00:00:44,333 NOW, YOU ALL HEARD OF THE SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON 17 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,366 KICKBOXING SWAMP RATS, RIGHT? 18 00:00:46,433 --> 00:00:49,900 THAT'S THE ONE RIGHT AFTER TURBO POSSUMS. 19 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:54,233 WELL, TOMORROW, HARTMAN FOODS IS RELEASING A NEW CEREAL 20 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:55,733 CONNECTED WITH THE SHOW. 21 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,900 AW, MAN, EVERY KID IN THE COUNTRY 22 00:00:57,966 --> 00:00:59,166 WATCHES THAT SHOW. 23 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:01,373 YOU KNOW THEY'LL WANT TO GRUB ON THAT. 24 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:04,406 WHICH IS WHY I HAVE ALREADY PURCHASED HARTMAN STOCK 25 00:01:04,473 --> 00:01:05,973 FOR ALL OF MY CLIENTS 26 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,173 AND WHEN THEIR STOCK DOUBLES ON THE MARKET 27 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,040 SO WILL MY STANDING ON WALL STREET. 28 00:01:10,106 --> 00:01:11,440 I WILL BE GOD. THANK YOU. 29 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:12,806 I HEAR YOU, KYLE. 30 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:15,806 YOU WANT ME TO INVEST THE TEN GRAND I WON 31 00:01:15,873 --> 00:01:18,240 IN THAT THREE‐POINT‐SHOT CONTEST. 32 00:01:18,306 --> 00:01:22,473 WELL, I'M VERY SORRY TO SAY I CAN ONLY PART WITH A SKOSH. 33 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:25,006 OF THE JONES FINANCIAL MOTHER LODE. 34 00:01:25,073 --> 00:01:27,106 WELL, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR ENTIRE SKOSH. 35 00:01:27,173 --> 00:01:29,273 BECAUSE DEALING WITH A FRIEND'S MONEY 36 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:32,940 IN THE STOCK MARKET, MAN, IS THE SUREST WAY TO GAIN AN ENEMY. 37 00:01:33,006 --> 00:01:35,373 Maxine: HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! WAIT A MINUTE NOW! 38 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:36,673 YOU KNOW, I... 39 00:01:36,740 --> 00:01:39,240 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE, BUT FRIENDS WE'RE NOT. 40 00:01:39,306 --> 00:01:40,673 I'LL WRITE YOU A CHECK. 41 00:01:41,673 --> 00:01:42,906 YOU KNOW, UH, FRIEND 42 00:01:42,973 --> 00:01:45,206 IT WAS MY PLEASURE SPENDING THE WEEKEND 43 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:48,906 INSTALLING THE PROFESSIONAL‐ QUALITY TIE RACK IN YOUR CLOSET. 44 00:01:48,973 --> 00:01:51,540 NOW, WHY AM I BRINGING THIS UP AT THIS TIME? 45 00:01:51,606 --> 00:01:53,240 WELL, YOU BE THE JUDGE. 46 00:01:53,306 --> 00:01:54,673 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 47 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:57,240 I GUESS I CAN HELP YOU ALL OUT JUST THIS ONCE. 48 00:01:57,306 --> 00:01:59,473 WELL, NOW, OBIE, I DON'T KNOW. 49 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:01,380 THIS SOUNDS A LITTLE RISKY. 50 00:02:01,446 --> 00:02:04,546 MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR MONEY SOMEPLACE SAFE 51 00:02:04,613 --> 00:02:07,746 LIKE A PYRAMID SCHEME OR KENO. 52 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:12,280 WELL, I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE WHAT LITTLE MONEY I DO HAVE 53 00:02:12,346 --> 00:02:14,613 TO KYLE WITHOUT SOME SERIOUS RESEARCH. 54 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:17,046 HOW DO YOU KNOW KIDS ARE EVEN GOING TO EAT IT? 55 00:02:17,113 --> 00:02:21,080 IT'S CALLED "SUGAR‐COATED FROSTED SWAMP NUGGETS O' HONEY." 56 00:02:21,146 --> 00:02:22,680 DANG. 57 00:02:22,746 --> 00:02:26,180 SOUNDS LIKE ME AND ALL THE DENTISTS OF AMERICA 58 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:28,680 ARE ABOUT TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY! 59 00:02:28,746 --> 00:02:30,146 WRITE THE CHECK. 60 00:02:30,213 --> 00:02:31,780 ♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪ 61 00:02:31,846 --> 00:02:33,146 ♪ HEY ♪ 62 00:02:33,213 --> 00:02:34,446 ♪ SINGLE ♪ 63 00:02:34,513 --> 00:02:37,313 ♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪ 64 00:02:37,380 --> 00:02:38,946 ♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪ 65 00:02:39,013 --> 00:02:41,113 ♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪ ♪ WHAT? ♪ 66 00:02:41,180 --> 00:02:42,322 ♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪ ♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪ 67 00:02:42,346 --> 00:02:43,456 ♪ WHENEVER THIS LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪ 68 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,613 ♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪ 69 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:45,613 ♪ MY HOMEGIRL STANDING TO MY LEFT ♪ 70 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:46,813 ♪ AND MY RIGHT ♪ 71 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,513 ♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪ 72 00:02:48,580 --> 00:02:50,080 ♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪ 73 00:02:50,146 --> 00:02:52,213 ♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪ 74 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,446 ♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪ 75 00:02:53,513 --> 00:02:55,433 [Captioning sponsored by FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 76 00:02:55,457 --> 00:02:58,391 [and WARNER BROS. TELEVISION] 77 00:03:01,653 --> 00:03:02,786 EXPECT RECORD LOWS 78 00:03:02,853 --> 00:03:04,486 SO IT IS THE PERFECT TIME 79 00:03:04,553 --> 00:03:06,520 TO THROW A LITTLE LOG ON THE FIRE 80 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:09,120 AND SNUGGLE UP WITH THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE. 81 00:03:09,186 --> 00:03:12,120 SORRY, LADIES, BUT I'M TAKEN TONIGHT. 82 00:03:13,886 --> 00:03:15,953 TILL NEXT TIME, THIS IS COLE FRONT 83 00:03:16,020 --> 00:03:18,120 YOUR QUIET STORM, KEEPIN' YOU WARM 84 00:03:18,186 --> 00:03:21,020 AND REMEMBER: NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS OUT THERE 85 00:03:21,086 --> 00:03:23,353 YOU STILL GET TO HEAR ABOUT IT FROM ME. 86 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:25,786 ( Wrap‐up theme playing ) 87 00:03:25,853 --> 00:03:27,720 AND WE'RE CLEAR! TO COMMERCIAL. 88 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,786 WOW! HEY, THAT WAS REALLY GOOD, COLE. 89 00:03:31,853 --> 00:03:34,453 YOU MAKE THE WEATHER SEEM ALMOST INTERESTING. 90 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:36,953 KEEP THAT UP, I'M GONNA NAME A TORNADO AFTER YOU. 91 00:03:37,020 --> 00:03:39,486 HONEY... I AM A TORNADO. 92 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,820 GO AHEAD, TORNADO. 93 00:03:40,886 --> 00:03:41,653 SEE YOU TONIGHT? 94 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,153 YES, SIR. 95 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:44,620 BYE. 96 00:03:47,420 --> 00:03:49,153 OH! 97 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:50,286 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 98 00:03:50,353 --> 00:03:51,686 PLEASE. 99 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:53,786 ALLOW ME. 100 00:03:53,853 --> 00:03:55,586 OH. 101 00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:57,753 REGINE HUNTER. 102 00:03:57,820 --> 00:03:59,653 WELL, THANK YOU, UM... 103 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:01,160 WARNER DEVANT. 104 00:04:01,226 --> 00:04:02,826 SO YOU WORK AT PALO ALTO. 105 00:04:02,893 --> 00:04:03,893 YEP. 106 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,626 STUDIO'S ON THE 18th FLOOR. 107 00:04:05,693 --> 00:04:07,793 YOUR OFFICE IN THE BUILDING? 108 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:10,393 NO, I'M HERE FOR A LUNCH APPOINTMENT. 109 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:13,160 MY ARCHITECTURAL FIRM IS TWO BLOCKS AWAY. 110 00:04:13,226 --> 00:04:14,993 OH. ARCHITECT, HUH? 111 00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:17,460 HAVE YOU DESIGNED ANYTHING I'D RECOGNIZE? 112 00:04:17,526 --> 00:04:19,293 DO YOU KNOW THE SEATON TOWERS? 113 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,526 OH, THE ONE WITH THE BEAUTIFUL ROOFTOP GARDEN 114 00:04:22,593 --> 00:04:24,760 NEXT TO THAT UGLY BROWN THING. 115 00:04:24,826 --> 00:04:27,493 I DESIGNED THE UGLY BROWN THING. 116 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,393 I LIKE THE COLOR. 117 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:33,926 NEVER MIND. 118 00:04:33,993 --> 00:04:35,693 ( laughing ) 119 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:38,959 LOOK, TOMORROW, I'M UNVEILING AN UGLY GREEN BUILDING. 120 00:04:39,026 --> 00:04:41,860 I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO BE MY GUEST. 121 00:04:41,926 --> 00:04:43,793 OH, WELL, UM... 122 00:04:43,860 --> 00:04:46,993 DO YOU HAVE A BUSINESS CARD SO THAT I COULD THINK IT OVER 123 00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:49,460 AND MAKE YOU SWEAT IT OUT FOR A DAY? 124 00:04:49,526 --> 00:04:53,393 IF IT WILL MAKE IT ANY EASIER, IT'S A TOLL‐FREE NUMBER. 125 00:04:55,426 --> 00:04:57,293 UH, HOW SHOULD I DRESS? 126 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,566 JUST WEAR ANYTHING TO GO WITH THAT LOVELY SMILE. 127 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,100 HEY, SON. 128 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:16,666 READY FOR LUNCH? 129 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,633 HEY, POP, DIDN'T YOU GET MY MESSAGE? 130 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:19,733 I CAN'T MAKE IT. 131 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,033 WE GOT A TAPING IN CENTRAL PARK. 132 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:23,700 DIG THIS: I GET TO HOLD UP THIS GROUNDHOG 133 00:05:23,733 --> 00:05:25,200 AND I SAY LIKE THIS‐‐ 134 00:05:25,266 --> 00:05:27,800 ( deep voice ): HE PREDICTS THE WEATHER ONCE A YEAR. 135 00:05:27,866 --> 00:05:29,066 I'M ON EVERY NIGHT. 136 00:05:29,133 --> 00:05:31,433 ( Chuckles ): THAT'S, THAT'S GOOD, SON. 137 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,333 THAT'S GOOD. HOW ABOUT DINNER, THEN? 138 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,533 I HAVE A DATE. WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW? 139 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,000 I CAN'T. I HAVE A DATE. 140 00:05:38,733 --> 00:05:41,666 SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S A COUPLE OF LUCKY LADIES OUT THERE. 141 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:46,166 ( Both laughing ) 142 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:50,166 Announcer: And that's today's story in the bond market. 143 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:52,900 Now let's take a look at today's business highlights. 144 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:57,433 TRADING VOLUME WAS HEAVY. 145 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:00,033 XEROX CONTINUED TO PERFORM. 146 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:02,706 PORK BELLIES ARE UP QUITE NICELY. 147 00:06:02,773 --> 00:06:04,906 MMM. 148 00:06:04,973 --> 00:06:07,006 I WISH WE KNEW WHAT THE HELL 149 00:06:07,073 --> 00:06:08,573 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT! 150 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,006 I KNOW. 151 00:06:10,073 --> 00:06:12,740 AH! CONGRATULATIONS, INVESTORS. 152 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,906 AS OF CLOSE OF MARKET TODAY 153 00:06:14,973 --> 00:06:17,006 I DOUBLED YOUR MONEY. 154 00:06:17,073 --> 00:06:18,906 OH, YEAH! 155 00:06:18,973 --> 00:06:21,206 YOU HEAR THAT, SYNCLAIRE? 156 00:06:21,273 --> 00:06:24,340 NOW I CAN TAKE YOU ON THAT FIRST‐CLASS CARIBBEAN CRUISE 157 00:06:24,406 --> 00:06:28,006 AND I CAN BUY ALL THE ANTI‐ NAUSEA MEDICINE YOU'LL NEED. 158 00:06:28,073 --> 00:06:30,906 OH, OBIE, I'LL BE YOUR BAHAMA MAMA. 159 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:32,140 MMM, THAT'S RIGHT. 160 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,740 WHOO! I CAN'T WAIT TO DOUBLE MY MONEY AGAIN. 161 00:06:35,806 --> 00:06:38,906 YOU KNOW, I'M BULLISH ON BARKER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 162 00:06:38,973 --> 00:06:40,573 OH, MAXINE... 163 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:41,373 NO, GET OFF ME, MAN. 164 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,440 YO, MAN, LET IT RIDE! 165 00:06:42,473 --> 00:06:43,573 LET IT RIDE! 166 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,573 LET IT RIDE, BABY! 167 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:45,640 OH, YEAH! 168 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:46,673 All: PARLAY! 169 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:47,873 PARLAY! 170 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,040 LET IT RIDE, NOW. 171 00:06:49,106 --> 00:06:50,373 PARLAY! 172 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:53,140 JUST A MINUTE, JUST A MINUTE. JUST, JUST A MINUTE. 173 00:06:53,206 --> 00:06:55,973 NOW IS THE TIME FOR A SENSIBLE COURSE OF INVESTMENTS 174 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,806 SO I'M GOING TO PUT TOGETHER 175 00:06:57,873 --> 00:07:00,846 A FEW JUNIOR INVESTMENT PORTFOLIOS FOR EACH OF YOU. 176 00:07:00,913 --> 00:07:02,580 OKAY, BUT, UH, LOOK HERE. 177 00:07:02,646 --> 00:07:04,513 A WORD OF CAUTION‐‐ 178 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:06,880 I AM A BITCH WHEN I'M BROKE. 179 00:07:06,946 --> 00:07:08,080 OKAY, GO AHEAD ON, BRO. 180 00:07:08,146 --> 00:07:10,413 DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO. 181 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,346 HEY, KYLE, LET'S POOL OUR INVESTMENT IDEAS. 182 00:07:12,413 --> 00:07:14,513 WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO BUY? 183 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:16,180 EAR PLUGS. 184 00:07:17,213 --> 00:07:18,746 NO, I MEAN IT, WARNER. 185 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:21,680 THOSE WERE THE BEST SEATS I HAVE EVER HAD AT THE OPERA. 186 00:07:21,746 --> 00:07:24,213 I MEAN, I COULD ACTUALLY SEE THE SWEAT 187 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,380 DRIP OFF PAVAROTTI'S SECOND CHIN. 188 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,713 MM, WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD ON A SECOND. 189 00:07:28,780 --> 00:07:30,680 THERE'S ANOTHER CALL. 190 00:07:30,746 --> 00:07:32,446 HELLO? 191 00:07:32,513 --> 00:07:34,680 OH, HI, COLE... UH‐HUH. 192 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:37,713 WELL, OF COURSE WE'RE STILL ON FOR SATURDAY NIGHT. 193 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:40,080 OKAY. SMOOCHES! 194 00:07:40,146 --> 00:07:42,546 HELLO, WARNER? 195 00:07:42,613 --> 00:07:44,480 UH‐HUH... OKAY. 196 00:07:44,546 --> 00:07:48,380 OF COURSE WE'RE STILL ON FOR FRIDAY NIGHT. 197 00:07:48,446 --> 00:07:50,013 HMM‐MM. SMOOCHES! 198 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,113 AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 199 00:07:53,180 --> 00:07:55,713 THE LADY'S GOING TO JUGGLE A TOMAHAWK 200 00:07:55,780 --> 00:07:57,313 A FLAMING TORCH 201 00:07:57,380 --> 00:07:59,346 AND A LIVE TUNA! 202 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,286 ( Snickering ) 203 00:08:03,353 --> 00:08:05,920 NOW, REGINE, THESE TWO GUYS YOU'RE DATING‐‐ 204 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,453 DO THEY KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER? 205 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,920 ( Giggles ): THAT'S CUTE, SYNCLAIRE... BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 206 00:08:10,986 --> 00:08:13,753 ACTUALLY, IT IS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE TRICKY 207 00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:15,820 BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE THEM BOTH. 208 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:17,920 OH, BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG, THOUGH. 209 00:08:17,986 --> 00:08:19,486 THERE IS NO E. O. M. YET. 210 00:08:19,553 --> 00:08:20,753 E.O.M.? 211 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:23,720 "EXPECTATIONS OF MONOGAMY." 212 00:08:23,786 --> 00:08:26,120 IT'S THAT CRITICAL PHASE OF A RELATIONSHIP 213 00:08:26,186 --> 00:08:27,986 WHERE YOU JUST PASS CASUAL DATING 214 00:08:28,053 --> 00:08:31,120 BUT HAVEN'T YET CALLED ALL THE WOMEN IN HIS PHONE BOOK 215 00:08:31,186 --> 00:08:33,286 AND TOLD THEM TO BACK OFF. 216 00:08:33,353 --> 00:08:35,653 RIGHT. I MEAN, WHEN YOU'RE FIRST DATING 217 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,853 YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO LOOK YOUR BEST. 218 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:40,653 YOU SHAVE YOUR LEG, MAYBE BOTH... 219 00:08:44,886 --> 00:08:47,220 BUT WHEN YOU HIT E. O. M. 220 00:08:47,286 --> 00:08:52,353 HE THINKS YOUR FURRY LEGS ARE SEXY, YOU KNOW? 221 00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:54,453 THE POINT IS THAT BOTH OF THESE GENTLEMEN 222 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,253 OFFER THEIR OWN PARTICULAR CHARMS. 223 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,220 I MEAN, WARNER‐‐ HE'S DISTINGUISHED 224 00:08:58,286 --> 00:09:01,560 AND HE'S KIND AND HE'S FINANCIALLY WELL‐FIXED. 225 00:09:01,626 --> 00:09:05,426 NOW, COLE‐‐ HE'S HANDSOME AND HE'S FUNNY AND FAMOUS 226 00:09:05,493 --> 00:09:08,093 AND FINANCIALLY WELL‐FIXED. 227 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:12,860 TOGETHER, I AM DATING THE PERFECT MAN. 228 00:09:14,326 --> 00:09:16,793 DIDN'T KYLE INVEST SOME OF YOUR MONEY 229 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:19,126 IN KANSAS CONTINENTAL COMMUNICATIONS? 230 00:09:19,193 --> 00:09:22,026 YEAH, WE ALL GOT A BLOCK OF CAN‐CON‐COM. 231 00:09:22,093 --> 00:09:24,960 WELL, IT'S DOWN TWO POINTS. 232 00:09:25,026 --> 00:09:28,126 YOU KNOW, THIS STOCK MARKET STUFF WAS A LOT MORE FUN 233 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,960 WHEN WE AIN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON. 234 00:09:31,026 --> 00:09:32,326 I KNOW ONE THING‐‐ 235 00:09:32,393 --> 00:09:36,026 I GOT FIVE SHARES OF KYLE'S ASS IF HE LOST MY MONEY. 236 00:09:36,093 --> 00:09:37,493 ( Pounding ) 237 00:09:39,526 --> 00:09:41,960 I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU PEOPLE. 238 00:09:42,026 --> 00:09:44,226 I GOT MORE CALLS FROM YOU ALL TODAY 239 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:47,226 THAN I GOT FROM ALL OF MY INVESTORS LAST MONTH 240 00:09:47,293 --> 00:09:49,760 AND WITH SUCH SAVVY INVESTMENT STRATEGIES 241 00:09:49,826 --> 00:09:53,260 AS "KYLE, BUY TEN SHARES OF DENZEL WASHINGTON." 242 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,893 WELL, DENZEL CUTE. 243 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,893 AND YOU! YOU WANTED ME TO INVEST 244 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,826 IN A RECLINING ELECTRIC CHAIR? 245 00:09:58,893 --> 00:09:59,833 WHO? 246 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,033 AND WHERE'S... 247 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:04,133 ( grunting ) 248 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,666 AND YOU WANTED ME TO BUY STOCK IN McDONALD'S. 249 00:10:06,733 --> 00:10:09,000 JUST SO YOU COULD WALTZ IN 250 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:11,833 AND ASK FOR THE RECIPE FOR THE SECRET SAUCE? 251 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:13,100 AND YOU...! 252 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:14,433 ( Sputtering ) 253 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:17,166 WELL, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHY YOU CALLED. 254 00:10:17,233 --> 00:10:20,733 I HIT THE WRONG SPEED‐DIAL BUTTON. 255 00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:23,933 ALL RIGHT, B. S. HUTTON 256 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,300 I WANT TO KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH HAVE I LOST 257 00:10:26,366 --> 00:10:27,800 SINCE THIS MORNING. 258 00:10:29,633 --> 00:10:31,333 ( Clicking ) 259 00:10:34,466 --> 00:10:35,900 ROUGHLY THREE DOLLARS. 260 00:10:35,966 --> 00:10:37,600 ROUGHLY? 261 00:10:37,666 --> 00:10:40,133 WHAT KIND OF SLIPSHOD OPERATION 262 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,666 ARE YOU RUNNING?! 263 00:10:42,733 --> 00:10:46,400 THE KIND THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE THE THREE OF YOU 264 00:10:46,466 --> 00:10:49,000 BECAUSE AS OF RIGHT NOW‐‐ HA‐HA! 265 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,533 I AM NO LONGER YOUR STOCKBROKER. 266 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,533 WELL, THAT'S JUST FINE 267 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,233 BUT YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT ME MOUNTING 268 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:58,000 THAT WATERPROOF KARAOKE MACHINE IN YOUR SHOWER! 269 00:10:58,066 --> 00:10:59,600 EH, FORGET HIM. 270 00:10:59,666 --> 00:11:02,740 HE WASN'T VERY PROFESSIONAL ANYWAY. 271 00:11:02,806 --> 00:11:05,440 YOU KNOW, AFTER A FEW OF MY TEST CALLS 272 00:11:05,506 --> 00:11:08,340 JUST TO SEE IF HE WAS RIGHT BY THE PHONE 273 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:09,573 WHEN I NEEDED HIM 274 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:12,173 HE CAUGHT QUITE THE LITTLE ATTITUDE. 275 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,240 HEY, YOU GUYS. 276 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,473 YOU REMEMBER WARNER. 277 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:16,673 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 278 00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:18,573 SAY, DO YOU THINK IT'D BE ALL RIGHT 279 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,173 IF WE TURNED TO CHANNEL 5 FOR JUST A MINUTE? 280 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,273 WHAT'S ON? 281 00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:25,140 Front: This is Cole Front saying: 282 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,773 Whenever there are clouds above 283 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,140 just think of Cole and the forecast is love. 284 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:32,306 By the way, Happy 89th Birthday, Grandma. 285 00:11:32,373 --> 00:11:34,406 HE MENTIONS MY MOTHER 286 00:11:34,473 --> 00:11:35,706 EVERY YEAR. 287 00:11:35,773 --> 00:11:37,773 WHAT A GOOD SON. 288 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,706 SON? 289 00:11:47,806 --> 00:11:50,740 I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU MAMA. 290 00:11:53,273 --> 00:11:56,306 ( Maxine cackling ) 291 00:12:00,913 --> 00:12:02,146 SO, COLE FRONT 292 00:12:02,213 --> 00:12:04,846 THE WEATHER GUY, IS YOUR SON? 293 00:12:04,913 --> 00:12:06,713 THAT'S MY BOY. 294 00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:08,713 BUT YOU HAVE DIFFERENT LAST NAMES. 295 00:12:08,780 --> 00:12:10,380 THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 296 00:12:10,446 --> 00:12:12,246 IT MAKES NO SENSE, I TELL YOU! 297 00:12:12,313 --> 00:12:15,280 WELL, "DEVANT" IS FRENCH FOR "FRONT" 298 00:12:15,346 --> 00:12:17,980 AND COLE WANTED SOMETHING CATCHY 299 00:12:18,046 --> 00:12:19,280 FOR TELEVISION. 300 00:12:19,346 --> 00:12:23,846 GOOD THING OUR FAMILY NAME WASN'T DERRIERE. 301 00:12:23,913 --> 00:12:27,380 YOU KNOW, I HAD A SECOND GRADE TEACHER NAMED MR. BUTTS 302 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:28,780 AND WE LIKED HIM. 303 00:12:33,513 --> 00:12:34,913 SO, WARNER... 304 00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:37,113 I MEAN, IS YOUR GOOD‐LOOKING SON 305 00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:38,846 SEEING ANYBODY RIGHT NOW? 306 00:12:38,913 --> 00:12:40,046 COLE? 307 00:12:40,113 --> 00:12:41,846 I DON'T KEEP TRACK. 308 00:12:41,913 --> 00:12:43,246 CLEARLY. 309 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:46,980 OKAY, UH, WARNER, UH, YOU KNOW 310 00:12:47,046 --> 00:12:49,413 TONIGHT HAS REALLY BEEN GREAT 311 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:52,813 BUT, UH, OOH, I REALLY NEED TO LAY DOWN. 312 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,146 WHAT'S WRONG? 313 00:12:54,213 --> 00:12:56,780 FEELING A LITTLE UNDER THE WEATHER? 314 00:13:02,453 --> 00:13:04,386 I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW, OKAY? 315 00:13:04,453 --> 00:13:05,386 YES. 316 00:13:05,453 --> 00:13:06,853 FEEL BETTER. 317 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:07,920 OKAY. 318 00:13:09,453 --> 00:13:13,053 TEN MILLION FREAKING PEOPLE IN NEW YORK CITY 319 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:16,386 AND I HAVE TO PICK A FATHER AND A SON?! 320 00:13:16,453 --> 00:13:18,753 B‐B‐BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS, HUH? 321 00:13:18,820 --> 00:13:21,520 WH‐WH‐WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED? 322 00:13:21,586 --> 00:13:23,653 TH‐TH‐THIS IS SO... 323 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,386 IT'S... IT‐IT'S SO... 324 00:13:26,453 --> 00:13:28,453 NINETIES. 325 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,453 WAIT A MINUTE. 326 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,120 I KNOW THAT LITTLE ELF FACE OF YOURS 327 00:13:37,186 --> 00:13:39,353 DOES NOT MEAN YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS. 328 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:41,520 KHADIJAH, NOW, COME ON. 329 00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:45,386 JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE RELATED, WHY SHOULD I PENALIZE THEM? 330 00:13:47,053 --> 00:13:48,653 I DON'T KNOW, REGINE. 331 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,320 YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN IN SOME PRETTY FREAKY. 332 00:13:51,386 --> 00:13:52,453 DATING SITUATIONS. 333 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,986 I MEAN, BROTHER‐BROTHER 334 00:13:55,053 --> 00:13:57,320 GRANDUNCLE‐NEPHEW... 335 00:13:57,386 --> 00:13:58,853 KYLE. 336 00:14:01,593 --> 00:14:03,526 BUT FATHER‐SON. 337 00:14:04,993 --> 00:14:06,660 THAT'S JUST SICK. 338 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:11,393 WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THESE TWO ANYWAY? 339 00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:15,093 IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE RICHARD AND LeVAR BURTON. 340 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:24,193 YOU KNOW THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SPOTS? 341 00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:26,693 OH. WELL, I CAN CERTAINLY SEE WHY. 342 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,460 THEY HAVE SHRIMP SCAMPI PREPARED JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT. 343 00:14:29,526 --> 00:14:31,560 YOU MEAN WITH A DOCTOR TO REVIVE ME? 344 00:14:31,626 --> 00:14:33,660 YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO SHELL FISH. 345 00:14:33,726 --> 00:14:34,726 MY FATHER 346 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,160 LIKES IT, THOUGH. 347 00:14:36,226 --> 00:14:37,393 REALLY? 348 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,593 YEAH. 349 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,726 I LOVE THIS PLACE. 350 00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:42,793 THE SCAMPI IS LIGHT ON THE GARLIC. 351 00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:44,826 JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. 352 00:14:44,893 --> 00:14:46,293 ( Regine laughs ) 353 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,760 WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS MORE THAN YOU DID THAT MOVIE. 354 00:14:49,826 --> 00:14:51,060 I'M SORRY, REGINE. 355 00:14:51,126 --> 00:14:54,260 I'VE JUST NEVER BEEN A BIG MARIO VAN PEEBLES FAN. 356 00:14:56,726 --> 00:14:57,926 Regine: YOU KNOW 357 00:14:57,993 --> 00:15:00,266 I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR THIS NECKLACE. 358 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,333 IT'S SO SPECIAL. 359 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,933 YES, IT IS, ISN'T IT? 360 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,133 WHICH REMINDS ME. 361 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,200 YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO FOR MY BIRTHDAY? 362 00:15:07,266 --> 00:15:11,666 WE SHOULD KICK BACK AND WATCH NEW JACK CITY... 363 00:15:11,733 --> 00:15:13,933 AND THE MAKING OF NEW JACK CITY. 364 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,266 AND JUST GET US A BIG PLATTER OF MANWICHES, YOU KNOW THAT? 365 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:22,800 WELL, I ALREADY HAVE APRIL 14 CIRCLED ON MY CALENDAR. 366 00:15:22,866 --> 00:15:24,233 APRIL 14? 367 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,866 YOU KNOW, THAT'S INCREDIBLE. 368 00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:27,500 THAT'S MY FATHER'S BIRTHDAY. 369 00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:32,200 WELL, GOOD FOR HIM. 370 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,866 MY, THAT'S A LOVELY NECKLACE. 371 00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:38,733 IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ONE MY SON GAVE HIS EX‐WIFE. 372 00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:43,133 ANYWAY, WEDNESDAY'S HIS BIRTHDAY 373 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,933 AND I'M GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE FAMILY GATHERING. 374 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,533 I'D LOVE TO SHOW YOU OFF TO MY TWO SONS. 375 00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:52,333 YOU HAVE ANOTHER SON? 376 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,600 YES. HE'S A PRIEST. 377 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,200 THANK GOD. 378 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,806 ( Knock at door ) 379 00:16:00,873 --> 00:16:01,873 HEY, HEY. 380 00:16:01,906 --> 00:16:05,106 WELL, IF IT ISN'T OUR EX‐BROKER. 381 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,606 KYLE, WE FOUND A BROKER AT YOUR INVESTMENT FIRM 382 00:16:07,673 --> 00:16:10,540 THAT WAS VERY HAPPY TO LOOK AFTER OUR INVESTMENTS. 383 00:16:10,606 --> 00:16:11,740 YES, I KNOW. 384 00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:14,106 THIS AFTERNOON HE KISSED ME ON THE FOREHEAD 385 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,873 SAID, "THANK YOU FOR THE SUCKERS" 386 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:18,940 AS HE HEADED OUT THE DOOR TOWARD THE PORSCHE DEALERSHIP. 387 00:16:19,006 --> 00:16:20,340 DO YOU RECALL 388 00:16:20,406 --> 00:16:23,873 ME TELLING YOU THAT EVERY TIME YOU BUY AND SELL STOCK 389 00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:26,173 THERE IS A TWO PERCENT COMMISSION? 390 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,073 KIND OF. 391 00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:30,106 YEAH, WELL, YOU PEOPLE 392 00:16:30,173 --> 00:16:33,540 KIND OF MADE 317 TRANSACTIONS TODAY. 393 00:16:33,606 --> 00:16:35,040 ( Devious chuckle ) 394 00:16:35,106 --> 00:16:39,073 FOR SOME REASON, MY STOMACH HURTS. 395 00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:42,006 SO WHAT YOU SAYING? 396 00:16:42,073 --> 00:16:44,540 ALL MY MAN'S MONEY'S GONE? 397 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,473 ( Kyle snickers ) 398 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,706 NO. 399 00:16:48,773 --> 00:16:50,473 FORTUNATELY, I WAS ABLE TO POOL 400 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:52,573 THE REMAINING ASSETS AND INVEST THEM 401 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,140 IN A DIFFERENT KIND OF FINANCIAL INSTRUMENT. 402 00:16:55,206 --> 00:16:56,340 HERE, HOLD THIS. 403 00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,606 LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS. 404 00:16:58,673 --> 00:17:01,613 YOU TAKE THE COIN AND PLACE IT ON THE TOMB. 405 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,413 THEN THE LITTLE MAN'S HAND COMES OUT 406 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,346 AND SNATCHES IT AWAY. 407 00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:12,346 FOR SAFEKEEPING. 408 00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:13,946 ALL RIGHTY, THEN. 409 00:17:15,346 --> 00:17:16,613 Kyle: AH. SO, REGINE 410 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,880 I SEE YOU'RE BACK FROM YOUR DATE 411 00:17:18,946 --> 00:17:20,280 WITH SANFORD AND SON. 412 00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:22,346 ( Chuckles loudly ) 413 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,246 Y'ALL, IT'S GETTING TO BE A LITTLE MUCH. 414 00:17:29,313 --> 00:17:32,113 I MEAN, I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY BE ON MY GUARD 415 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:35,813 SO THAT I DON'T CONFUSE WHO DID WHAT AND WHEN AND WHERE. 416 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,746 OOH, IF I WANTED TO WORK THIS HARD AT DATING 417 00:17:38,813 --> 00:17:40,813 I'D HAVE BEEN ONE OF Y'ALL. 418 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,480 ( Knocking ) 419 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,613 OH, REGINE. 420 00:17:51,546 --> 00:17:53,746 COMPANY. 421 00:17:58,880 --> 00:17:59,886 WARNER. COLE. 422 00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,420 WON'T YOU COME IN. 423 00:18:01,486 --> 00:18:03,353 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE? 424 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:04,586 OH, WE'RE OUT. 425 00:18:04,653 --> 00:18:05,986 I'LL RUN TO JERSEY 426 00:18:06,053 --> 00:18:07,220 AND GET SOME. 427 00:18:08,886 --> 00:18:10,753 REGINE, WE'D LIKE TO SPEAK 428 00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:12,953 WITH BOTH YOUR FACES, PLEASE. 429 00:18:15,653 --> 00:18:17,486 PLEASE SIT DOWN. 430 00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:25,820 GO AHEAD, RIGHT THERE. 431 00:18:30,153 --> 00:18:31,753 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 432 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,420 I THINK THAT REGINE WANTS TO BE ALONE 433 00:18:34,486 --> 00:18:36,286 WITH HER DATE AND HIS SON. 434 00:18:36,353 --> 00:18:38,753 OR... HER DATE AND HIS DAD. 435 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:40,686 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 436 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:41,753 I MEAN THEM. 437 00:18:41,786 --> 00:18:43,720 GOOD SAVE, SYNCLAIRE. 438 00:18:43,786 --> 00:18:45,520 ACTUALLY, SHE DID ALL RIGHT. 439 00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:47,653 I MEAN, THIS IS A AWKWARD SITUATION. 440 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:48,753 YOU'RE RIGHT 441 00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:50,520 THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD SITUATION... 442 00:18:50,586 --> 00:18:52,153 GET OUT! 443 00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:54,120 OKAY. OKAY. 444 00:18:54,186 --> 00:18:56,353 ( Murmuring ) 445 00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:59,826 ( Kyle humming theme to Sanford and Son ) 446 00:19:04,026 --> 00:19:07,693 REGINE, WE HAVE A PROBLEM ON YOUR HANDS. 447 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:11,026 I WAS HOPING TO COME HERE AND FIND OUT IT WASN'T TRUE. 448 00:19:11,093 --> 00:19:14,426 SEE IF I LEFT MY SUNGLASSES HERE THE OTHER DAY. 449 00:19:15,526 --> 00:19:18,560 I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN. 450 00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:20,760 AND I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET SWEET ON YOU 451 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,293 AND THEN DISCOVER YOU WERE DATING MY SON. 452 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,360 I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL. 453 00:19:25,426 --> 00:19:26,826 I TOLD YOU SECRETS 454 00:19:26,893 --> 00:19:29,193 ONLY A TRAINED METEOROLOGIST WOULD KNOW 455 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:30,993 LIKE, LIKE WHAT IS SLEET. 456 00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:35,293 BELIEVE ME, I AM VERY FOND OF BOTH OF YOU. 457 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:39,026 ALL I CAN SAY IS I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. 458 00:19:39,093 --> 00:19:43,393 I‐I THINK IT WOULD BE EASIER ON‐ON BOTH OF YOU 459 00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:46,126 IF YOU'D JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. 460 00:19:47,593 --> 00:19:48,860 NO, NO, NO. NO, NO. 461 00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:51,060 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET OFF THAT EASY. 462 00:19:51,126 --> 00:19:52,660 YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE OF US. 463 00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:54,560 COLE, DON'T PUT HER ON THE SPOT. 464 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:55,693 IT'S NOT FAIR. 465 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,360 SHE SAYS SHE LIKES US BOTH. 466 00:19:57,426 --> 00:19:58,460 SHE SHOULD PICK. 467 00:19:58,526 --> 00:20:02,166 FINE. I WILL PICK. 468 00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:03,366 GOOD. 469 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,400 I CHOOSE YOU... 470 00:20:09,466 --> 00:20:11,200 WARNER. 471 00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:23,100 SO, IT'S LIKE THAT, HUH? 472 00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:24,433 HEY, FRANKLY 473 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,666 I THINK SHE MADE A GOOD CHOICE. 474 00:20:26,733 --> 00:20:28,233 NO, NO, IT'S FINE. 475 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,933 I... I DON'T NEED YOU, I DON'T NEED ANYONE. 476 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:37,433 I'M A WEATHERMAN. 477 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:41,100 COLE FRONT IS BACK ON THE HUNT. 478 00:20:50,766 --> 00:20:53,866 WARNER, I DID MEAN WHAT I SAID. 479 00:20:53,933 --> 00:20:56,666 I REALLY ENJOY YOUR COMPANY 480 00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:57,933 BUT I WOULD UNDERSTAND 481 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,040 IF YOU NEVER WANTED TO SEE ME AGAIN. 482 00:21:00,106 --> 00:21:03,573 WELL, I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU LEADING US ON. 483 00:21:05,706 --> 00:21:08,240 AND I HAVE TO CONSIDER MY SON'S FEELINGS. 484 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,506 WHAT THE HELL. 485 00:21:11,573 --> 00:21:14,006 I'LL BE DEAD LONG BEFORE HE IS. 486 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,306 LET'S GO DANCING. 487 00:21:15,373 --> 00:21:16,573 WELL, GREAT. 488 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,773 UM, OH, I KNOW THIS GREAT PLACE 489 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,806 THAT PLAYS OLDIES, AND WE CAN DO THE TWIST. 490 00:21:21,873 --> 00:21:23,773 BUMP THAT. I'M INTO HIP HOP. 491 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,240 YOU DOWN WITH THE BUTTERFLY? 492 00:21:26,306 --> 00:21:28,306 ( Shrieking laughter ) 493 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,640 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 494 00:21:37,658 --> 00:21:38,712 FOR THOSE OF YOU 495 00:21:38,779 --> 00:21:40,579 CAUGHT IN YESTERDAY'S FLASH FLOOD 496 00:21:40,645 --> 00:21:42,045 YOU'RE PROBABLY BLAMING ME 497 00:21:42,112 --> 00:21:44,879 FOR SLAPPING MR. SUNSHINE UP ON THE WEATHER BOARD. 498 00:21:44,945 --> 00:21:46,879 I WAS HAVING SOME PERSONAL PROBLEMS. 499 00:21:46,945 --> 00:21:48,212 KNIFE IN MY BACK. 500 00:21:48,279 --> 00:21:51,012 WE'VE GOT SOME HEAVY CLOUDS IN THE TRI‐STATE AREA 501 00:21:51,079 --> 00:21:53,345 BUT YOU DON'T NEED ME TO TELL YOU THAT. 502 00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:55,545 OPEN THE DAMN WINDOW AND TAKE A LOOK OUT. 503 00:21:55,612 --> 00:21:57,279 THOSE ON THE COAST 504 00:21:57,345 --> 00:21:59,679 WILL NOTICE A LOT OF LOW‐LYING FOG. 505 00:21:59,745 --> 00:22:02,952 JUST SOME LOW, LYING, DUPLICITOUS, DECEITFUL FOG. 506 00:22:03,019 --> 00:22:06,219 I WANT TO SEND A LITTLE SHOUT‐OUT TO MY POP. 507 00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:07,519 HOW YOU DOING, POP? 508 00:22:07,585 --> 00:22:08,652 HI, REGINE. 509 00:22:08,719 --> 00:22:11,352 I'LL TAKE A LITTLE PAUSE FOR THE CAUSE. 510 00:22:11,419 --> 00:22:13,519 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT LOVE. 511 00:22:13,585 --> 00:22:14,819 AND WE'RE CLEAR. 512 00:22:14,885 --> 00:22:17,685 BOSS WANTS TO SEE YOU RIGHT AWAY, COLE. 513 00:22:17,752 --> 00:22:18,819 PERFECT, MAN. 514 00:22:18,885 --> 00:22:20,385 WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? 515 00:22:20,452 --> 00:22:23,052 [Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation] 35964

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