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(Synclaire) Regine, why
am I doing this again?
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To stop unsightly laugh
lines and crow's‐feet
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even before they begin.
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Well, how come you
don't use 'em?
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I don't need them.
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Regine, how long do I keep
my feet in this thing?
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Honey, I've seen the corns
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you might wanna just settle
on in for the night.
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‐ Hey, y'all. ‐ No!
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Hey, Joe. Joe, I really
had a really good time.
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I‐I would love to invite
you in but there's, uh..
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Some major reconstruction
going on, I'll see you later.
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Okay. What the hell?
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For your information, we
are having a beauty night.
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It ain't working.
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[doorbell ringing]
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Uh, be right there.
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What is this guy's name?
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Uh, sounds like a sandwich.
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Filet‐O‐Fish?
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Yeah, Synclaire. That's it.
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Reuben!
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Bye.
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Man, that used to be us.
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Dates back to back,
couldn't keep 'em straight.
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Now, look at us. Manless.
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Excuse you. We have men.
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That's right.
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I got somebody who'd look at
these corns, and still smile.
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I may not have a
man at the moment.
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But it is not been that
long since I've had a date.
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Oh, my God. It's been
over two months.
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Things haven't been this bad
since the drought of '89.
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And that was only because I was
visiting friends in Alabama.
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And refused to go
out with anyone
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named Baby Brother,
Butter or Bookie.
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Ooh in a nineties
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ What? ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life gets
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my home girls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue it's
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living single ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ Do what you want ♪
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♪ No free position ♪
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♪ Ha‐aa ♪
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Oh!
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[laughter]
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Max, what's the legal
angle on the dispute
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between the Road
Runner and the Coyote?
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Well, he could charge the
Road Runner with battery.
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Trouble is he's got no
witnesses, you know
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he's a known buyer
of explosives.
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The bird could always
plead self‐defense.
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And you are talking
about a cartoon coyote.
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Get a life.
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[all whooping]
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Are you going out again?
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What is this, your third
date in sixteen hours?
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It's gotta be some
kind of record.
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What a coincidence. Regine is
working on her record herself.
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‐ What kind of record? ‐
Well, let's just say..
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The last time Regine had a date
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Hugh Grant didn't
have to buy his.
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You know, this sounds like
that drought you had in '89.
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[doorbell ringing] Oh.
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That's my match, Davin.
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‐ Davin. ‐ Davin.
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Baby, I'm back.
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Yeah, Khadijah, look at that.
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I told you we could
count on Scooter.
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I mean he drops by every 11
months just like clockwork.
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Nice to see you too, Max.
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I had to cancel the
last leg of our tour.
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Our lead singer broke her nose
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when one of her
garters gave way.
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Dear God, clothing
can be dangerous.
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I once sprained my ankle
putting on flip‐flops.
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I really missed you, Khadijah.
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Well, I see how
that could happen
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over the course of a year.
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Oh!
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[mumbling]
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Uh, well, look. Hey, I'm
happy to see you, Scooter.
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Uh, let me give you a
little sports update.
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‐ Mmm. ‐ See, football
didn't strike.
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Uh, basketball
almost had a strike.
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‐ Baseball in the day strike.
‐ Mmm.
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Personally I'm hopin'
for a damn golf strike.
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So, Scooter.
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‐ What'd ya bring me back?
‐ Oh, oh.
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I know you brought
me something back.
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I know you like
to buy me a gift.
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Ha‐ha!
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One hundred percent human
hair from the Philippines.
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Oh, y'all, she used conditioner.
Oh!
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And, Synclaire, heh. I
got you these tapes.
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"How to speak English
in fourteen days?"
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‐ It's in German. ‐ Oh. Oh.
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Max. I got you the hottest
new video game from Japan.
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‐ "Blooded Teeth of
Justice." ‐ Mmm.
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Gimme that.
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Eh, it's no bag of hair,
but I'll take it.
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So, uh, Terrence.
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Uh, you got any more
international trinkets
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in that bag? You know, uh..
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Oh‐oh‐oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you know, uh..
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You know that, uh, I‐I
never forget my boys.
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‐ You know what I'm saying? ‐
Yeah, yeah, come, I'm waiting.
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Yeah, yeah, here.
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Oh, wow. A Jetway magazine.
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And you've even taken care to
do the crossword puzzle for me.
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Gee, thanks.
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Headphones.
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Yeah, all I need now is a
DC‐10, I'm in business.
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Khadijah, I got you
something in Australia.
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See when I saw this, I
immediately thought of us.
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No matter how far a boomerang
flies, it always comes back.
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[doorbell rings]
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Uh, look I would
love to stay here
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and catch up with you but
I kinda made other plans.
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‐ Hey, Davin. ‐ Hello.
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Well, if your game is as good
as you look, I'm in trouble.
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See ya.
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Thanks, man!
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You know, I can't believe
Scooter thinks he could just
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stroll up in here and pick
up where he left off.
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But he's so cute though.
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You know, thrown just right
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you could take somebody's
head off with this thing.
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[imitating boomerang]
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What the heck, and
why would you?
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Hey.
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We have plenty of food in the fridge.
What is all this?
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We took a little trip to
the frozen food section
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or as I like to call
it, bachelor row.
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I figured I'd get a
hungry man dinner
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and perhaps a hungry man.
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I can't believe I came up empty.
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I suggested she stand next
to the imported beer fridge.
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But no.
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[phone ringing]
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Hello.
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Yes, she is. One moment.
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Regine, it's some guy for you.
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Gimme that.
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Hello, this is Regine Hunter.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's the carpet cleaner.
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Ah, yeah, listen, um..
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I got this big wine
stain on my rug
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and it's domestic,
so it's got to go.
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My voice is not sexy.
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It is not..
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Sexy.
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Dinner? Oh, well,
aren't we forward?
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Where?
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Uh, could you hold
on a moment, thanks.
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What? I'm about to get a date.
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Think about it, desperado.
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Now, what guy do you
know that would go out
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with a woman sight unseen?
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The kind who lives in
his mom's basement.
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Uh, Cleophus..
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(all) Cleophus?
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Oh, God.
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That's just Latin for ugly.
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Uh, listen, about dinner? No.
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[doorbell rings]
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Take heart, Regine.
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I mean, maybe that's
the Roto‐Rooter man
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and you can throw
yourself at him, alright?
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Oh, let me guess.
Baby, I'm back again.
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Uh, Khadijah, I was wondering,
can we go some place and talk?
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Um, we'll go up on the roof.
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It's kinda cold up
there, isn't it?
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Well, I got a feeling
whatever we talk
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is going to be a little chilly.
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(Max) 'Darn right.'
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[Regine laughing]
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You got five minutes
to explain yourself.
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‐ Well, I wanted to call.
‐ Time is up!
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And how could you just leave
me hanging like that?
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Look, I know. I know I should've
called or written more, alright?
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But dealing with the
group an‐and the press
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and the time changes..
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And then weeks pass
by, after a while
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I just felt too
embarrassed to call.
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Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
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Now, you know you
could've called me
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any time, day or night.
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Because I like a fool sat by
that phone for three months.
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Khadijah, I don't have a
good excuse for what I did.
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Alright? Except
to say I'm sorry.
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And you think an apology,
and this tired boomerang
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are gonna make
everything better?
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I am this close to hating you.
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As a matter of fact, I
really don't even wanna..
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Khadijah, will you marry me?
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Yes.
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Whoa, duck!
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That is the stupidest looking
grin I've ever seen.
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What have you two been doing?
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Ah! You got engaged!
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Oh, oh.. Khadijah's
getting married.
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Right in the middle
of Regine's drought.
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I love it when life
is bittersweet.
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Yeah, oh, my God, you sure
are one smooth talker, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, you know,
I didn't think..
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I didn't think you'd
come back engaged.
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In fact, I didn't
think one of you'd
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come back at all.
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It needs to be sized,
but isn't it beautiful?
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Oh, well, I don't have my loupe,
but, oh, it has good fire
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very few occlusions, color's
about a 'G' or an 'H.'
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And it's almost two carats.
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That's a lot of love.
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Well, hey, hey,
excuse us people.
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Uh, we're gonna go upstairs
and, uh, call our parents.
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Well, um, you know, there's
a phone right here.
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Um, not for this call.
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[knocking on door]
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If you're not a
burglar, come on in.
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Oh, well, if it isn't
the marrying man.
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Hey, fellas.
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Alright, what are you doing
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Saturday, February 11th at 1 p.
m.?
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That'd be at my standing
head shave appointment
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at Snappy's Afro Hut.
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I assume I'll be
attending a wedding.
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‐ Yeah. ‐ Yeah.
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Sounds like we both got plans.
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What you got in mind, Scooter?
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‐ Brew? ‐ Yeah.
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February 11th is the day I start
my new life with Khadijah.
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And I want both
y'all to be there.
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Alright, I only got
two questions, money.
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‐ 'Hmm.' ‐ Is it formal?
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And why the hell are you and
Khadijah getting married?
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I don't know why
you're surprised, man.
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You know, Khadijah and I were
probably gonna get married
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somewhere down the line.
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Whoa, ho‐ho ho‐ho. "Probably?"
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"Somewhere down the line?"
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What are you gonna
say to the minister?
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I do, I think?
250
00:13:01,453 --> 00:13:05,486
Yeah, hold up, homey, 'cause
Khadijah's like family to us.
251
00:13:05,553 --> 00:13:07,853
You better be a hundred percent
sure before you stand up
252
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,153
in front of God and
that one drunk relative
253
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:13,020
who just can't seem to
wait for the reception.
254
00:13:13,086 --> 00:13:15,253
‐ You know, Uncle Scoop. ‐ Yeah.
255
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,800
Well, homies, I'll
tell you something.
256
00:13:16,824 --> 00:13:18,886
‐ I'm not a 100 percent sure.
‐ Uh‐huh.
257
00:13:18,953 --> 00:13:21,286
I'm 200 percent sure.
258
00:13:21,353 --> 00:13:22,753
I'm 300 percent sure.
259
00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:25,853
Hell, I'm 400 percent sure.
260
00:13:27,953 --> 00:13:30,753
Okay, you are whole hell
of a lot of sure. Uh.
261
00:13:32,053 --> 00:13:33,813
You know, I get the
feeling y'all don't think
262
00:13:33,837 --> 00:13:34,953
this is a good idea.
263
00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:38,120
What we think is
really not relevant.
264
00:13:38,186 --> 00:13:39,753
Uh, but I want your opinion.
265
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,720
Not that I'm not rock
solid in my position.
266
00:13:41,786 --> 00:13:42,720
‐ You know? ‐ 'Heh‐heh.'
267
00:13:42,786 --> 00:13:44,053
Alright.
268
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,053
Well, I'll tell
you what I think.
269
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,186
I think you, uh, you
got a little lonely
270
00:13:49,253 --> 00:13:50,453
out on tour.
271
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:54,253
Eh‐heh. And that you kinda
missed Khadijah. Yeah?
272
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,853
Mm‐hmm.
273
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,386
Then you come back home
274
00:13:57,453 --> 00:14:01,026
and find out things
is a little shaky.
275
00:14:01,093 --> 00:14:03,626
And so you made an
impulsive decision
276
00:14:03,693 --> 00:14:07,360
that could lead to a
very rocky marriage.
277
00:14:08,326 --> 00:14:10,660
And a sad, sad life.
278
00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:15,626
Oh, I'm so excited.
279
00:14:15,693 --> 00:14:17,426
A February wedding.
280
00:14:17,493 --> 00:14:19,926
Oh, the snow will be
falling all around us.
281
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:23,126
You'll be able to see your
breath as you recite your vows.
282
00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:27,493
Synclaire, the wedding
is gonna be inside.
283
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,660
Oh. That's nice if you want
everything room temperature.
284
00:14:32,093 --> 00:14:33,393
Who cares where it is.
285
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:35,626
Let's focus on the priorities.
286
00:14:35,693 --> 00:14:38,793
Now, I'll be the maid of honor,
since I photograph the best.
287
00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:42,393
And I want to wear something
a little different.
288
00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:45,093
Khadijah, you're making the
biggest mistake of your life!
289
00:14:48,093 --> 00:14:49,560
Thank God, somebody said it.
290
00:14:49,626 --> 00:14:52,226
Whoo, I was just about to.
291
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,360
Did I miss something?
292
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:57,093
Look. Khadijah, what happened?
293
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,226
I mean, how can you just
trust him like this?
294
00:14:59,293 --> 00:15:01,366
What happened to all
that lovely hatred
295
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,366
that you were
developing for him?
296
00:15:05,266 --> 00:15:07,700
I don't know.
297
00:15:07,766 --> 00:15:10,366
I was all ready to
tell him where to go.
298
00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:13,166
And then, when he proposed, it
just, it just came out yes.
299
00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:18,466
Have you really thought
this thing out?
300
00:15:20,466 --> 00:15:23,300
The ring turned you, didn't it?
301
00:15:23,366 --> 00:15:26,100
Two carats can be
very persuasive.
302
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:30,733
Three carats and I'd
marry dang near anybody.
303
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:33,966
Alright, now, Khadijah
304
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,866
I've never been one to stand
in the way of the love train.
305
00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:38,300
[imitating train]
306
00:15:39,966 --> 00:15:42,233
But why are you in such
a rush for this thing?
307
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:45,233
[gasps] Oh, my God,
you're pregnant.
308
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:46,466
Okay, it's okay.
309
00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:48,933
And nobody needs to know,
but just us, okay?
310
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,733
Woo‐woo‐woo. Woo‐woo‐woo.
311
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,600
Bless you, Synclaire.
312
00:15:52,666 --> 00:15:54,600
Now the townspeople
won't stone me.
313
00:15:56,633 --> 00:15:59,133
Look, I'm marrying Scooter
314
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,073
no matter what you think.
315
00:16:02,273 --> 00:16:03,416
And from what I'm
hearing, it sounds like
316
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,006
y'all don't even wanna
be bridesmaids.
317
00:16:05,073 --> 00:16:06,106
Oh, no. I'll be there.
318
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,306
I mean, I'll be hugging
a champagne bottle
319
00:16:08,373 --> 00:16:10,340
but I'll be there.
320
00:16:10,406 --> 00:16:12,073
I'm showin' you my dress.
321
00:16:17,573 --> 00:16:19,340
[doorbell ringing]
322
00:16:19,406 --> 00:16:20,673
Yeah, I know, mom.
323
00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:22,806
And I don't know what's
happening, but I..
324
00:16:24,673 --> 00:16:26,406
I'll call you back.
325
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,040
Good afternoon. I'm
Cleophus Wade.
326
00:16:33,673 --> 00:16:35,173
The carpet cleaner?
327
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:38,106
Well, w‐where's your jumpsuit?
Where's your hairnet?
328
00:16:38,173 --> 00:16:40,740
[laughs] I'm afraid this
is the uniform you wear
329
00:16:40,806 --> 00:16:42,740
when you own the company.
330
00:16:44,073 --> 00:16:45,206
You must be Miss Hunter.
331
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:48,473
Do come in.
332
00:16:49,106 --> 00:16:50,440
Listen.
333
00:16:50,506 --> 00:16:53,606
I wanted to come by to
give you a free estimate.
334
00:16:53,673 --> 00:16:56,706
Really? After the way I
spoke to you on the phone?
335
00:16:56,773 --> 00:16:59,306
Oh, what a sweet man you are.
336
00:16:59,373 --> 00:17:01,480
Oh, is that Cerruti?
337
00:17:01,546 --> 00:17:04,480
Uh‐huh. Miss Hunter.
338
00:17:04,546 --> 00:17:07,713
I appreciate what you did for
me when you hung up in my face.
339
00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:08,780
Oh..
340
00:17:08,813 --> 00:17:10,746
Afterwards, I realized..
341
00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:12,613
Life is too short.
342
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,440
So, I decided to give
my ex‐girlfriend a call
343
00:17:14,464 --> 00:17:16,046
and we went out last night..
344
00:17:16,113 --> 00:17:18,713
And it was just like old times.
345
00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:20,646
Shopping on Fifth Avenue.
346
00:17:20,713 --> 00:17:22,413
Five‐course dinner.
347
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,146
Afterwards, I took the
top off my Porsche
348
00:17:24,213 --> 00:17:26,113
and we drove down
to Atlantic City
349
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:29,413
'for an evening of Cognac,
Blackjack and Pebo.'
350
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,380
God, I love that woman.
351
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,740
Look, anyway, look,
we, we should really
352
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,246
get to that wine stain, I..
353
00:17:37,313 --> 00:17:39,713
I've gotta pick my
lady up in an hour.
354
00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:44,513
Oh, forget about the stain.
355
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:48,446
I'm‐I'm sure I can get it out
with, um, a‐a baking soda.
356
00:17:48,513 --> 00:17:50,880
Uh, baby wipes.
357
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,313
Tears.
358
00:17:54,046 --> 00:17:56,413
Well, if you say so.
359
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,040
That gives me enough
time to pick her up
360
00:17:58,064 --> 00:18:00,004
little something from Chanel.
361
00:18:01,886 --> 00:18:03,566
Hey, why don't you get
him to get you some.
362
00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:05,290
You love Chanel.
363
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:08,253
Latin for ugly?
364
00:18:10,486 --> 00:18:11,886
Latin's a dead language.
365
00:18:11,953 --> 00:18:13,786
Sort of like your love life.
Meep‐meep!
366
00:18:16,953 --> 00:18:18,020
[chuckles]
367
00:18:18,086 --> 00:18:19,653
Uh, well, if it isn't Mr.
Scooter.
368
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,786
Hey, Hyman.
369
00:18:20,853 --> 00:18:22,520
I'd like to introduce
you to my fiance.
370
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:23,520
‐ Khadijah. ‐ Hi.
371
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,820
Oh, mazel tov, woo‐hoo‐hoo.
372
00:18:25,886 --> 00:18:27,886
Damp hands. Somebody's nervous.
373
00:18:30,486 --> 00:18:32,920
Here, let‐let me, let
me size this for you.
374
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,386
Scooter tells me
375
00:18:34,453 --> 00:18:36,486
you've known each other
your whole lives.
376
00:18:36,553 --> 00:18:39,186
Mm‐hmm. We were first
grade kickball champs.
377
00:18:39,253 --> 00:18:43,320
Ah, now. When you kick a ball
at a woman, you know her.
378
00:18:45,653 --> 00:18:47,120
It's nice to see
379
00:18:47,186 --> 00:18:50,520
young people having
solid relationships
380
00:18:50,586 --> 00:18:52,053
and getting married.
381
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,786
It's‐it's good for business.
382
00:18:53,853 --> 00:18:55,086
In the 70s..
383
00:18:55,153 --> 00:18:56,820
All those one‐night stands
384
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,320
people shacking up..
385
00:18:58,386 --> 00:19:00,626
Nobody bought a wedding ring.
386
00:19:01,993 --> 00:19:05,726
All I could sell was the
occasional medallion.
387
00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:07,293
Nowadays
388
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,660
people are taking the time
389
00:19:08,726 --> 00:19:10,426
to get to know each other
390
00:19:10,493 --> 00:19:13,460
and invest in a quality wedding.
391
00:19:13,526 --> 00:19:15,260
Take a look.
392
00:19:15,326 --> 00:19:16,860
Platinum, gold..
393
00:19:16,926 --> 00:19:19,093
Don't ask.
394
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,560
I'll be right back.
395
00:19:22,826 --> 00:19:25,626
So, what, what do you
think about that ring?
396
00:19:25,693 --> 00:19:27,193
Umm, na.
397
00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:28,660
What about these?
398
00:19:28,726 --> 00:19:30,326
Na.
399
00:19:30,393 --> 00:19:32,326
‐ That one? ‐ Don't ask.
400
00:19:35,193 --> 00:19:37,593
Terrence, why did
you propose to me?
401
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:38,960
What?
402
00:19:39,026 --> 00:19:40,826
Well, I just realized
that's one of the things
403
00:19:40,850 --> 00:19:42,093
I don't know about you.
404
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,393
Why you proposed.
405
00:19:45,426 --> 00:19:48,960
Because, uh, I wanted
to get married.
406
00:19:49,026 --> 00:19:51,593
Uh, because you're
my best friend.
407
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,393
Because I was afraid
of losing you.
408
00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:58,526
So you proposed out of fear?
409
00:19:58,593 --> 00:20:00,366
That's an awfully
410
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:03,333
accurate way of putting it.
411
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,133
Well, that's funny.
412
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,566
'Cause that's exactly
why I accepted.
413
00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:09,166
Really?
414
00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:12,233
I didn't wanna lose you again.
415
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:15,033
Look, Scooter, we weren't ready
to be married before you left.
416
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,833
What makes you think
we are ready now?
417
00:20:18,766 --> 00:20:20,833
[exhales] I don't know.
418
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,460
I mean, I don't even
know if we're ready
419
00:20:22,484 --> 00:20:23,817
to pick up where we left off.
420
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,100
Maybe we should back things up.
421
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,400
Can we back things
up to the point
422
00:20:30,466 --> 00:20:32,566
where we were friends?
423
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,666
So are you breaking up with me?
424
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,066
I think so.
425
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,133
My girl.
426
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,700
[laughing]
427
00:20:42,766 --> 00:20:45,000
Let me explain.
428
00:20:45,066 --> 00:20:47,166
It's a little warm now
429
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:50,433
and it should feel a bit loose
430
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,866
but as the metal cools
431
00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:56,266
it should become more snug
and be a perfect fit.
432
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,800
Hyman, we're not
getting married.
433
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,806
You let me go through
this whole explanation?
434
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,506
Sorry.
435
00:21:06,573 --> 00:21:07,806
I'm the one who's sorry.
436
00:21:07,873 --> 00:21:10,773
This is an $8000 sale.
437
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:14,006
But, since I like you..
438
00:21:15,473 --> 00:21:18,073
My wife sadly didn't
make it to the bank.
439
00:21:21,673 --> 00:21:23,240
Here's your down payment.
440
00:21:24,706 --> 00:21:26,273
Hey, I appreciate that, Hyman.
441
00:21:26,340 --> 00:21:27,540
Eh..
442
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,973
$8000?
443
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,240
I'm a good friend.
444
00:21:35,173 --> 00:21:38,573
Well, lookie here, friend, I got
a little birthday coming up.
445
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,120
(female narrator)
We'll be right back.
446
00:21:45,143 --> 00:21:46,503
Regine, what are
you doing up here?
447
00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:47,979
Don't you have a date with
some doctor in few minutes?
448
00:21:48,003 --> 00:21:49,308
Yeah. But my mom set this up.
449
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,855
So I wanna get a good
look at this guy
450
00:21:50,879 --> 00:21:52,841
before I go anywhere with him.
451
00:21:52,908 --> 00:21:57,008
Yeah, she says he drives
some sort of yellow car.
452
00:21:57,075 --> 00:22:00,241
Like that yellow Ferrari
that just drove up?
453
00:22:00,308 --> 00:22:05,315
Ow, uh‐uh, and the license
plates says "HOT‐MD."
454
00:22:05,381 --> 00:22:06,715
He's getting out.
455
00:22:06,781 --> 00:22:07,915
Oh, my God.
456
00:22:07,981 --> 00:22:09,715
Oh, he's perfect. He's fine.
457
00:22:09,781 --> 00:22:10,848
Oh, he's mine.
458
00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:14,381
Ah. Yoo‐hoo!
459
00:22:14,448 --> 00:22:16,415
Be right down.
460
00:22:18,181 --> 00:22:20,015
[screaming]
461
00:22:22,315 --> 00:22:24,248
Damn! He is a good catch.
462
00:22:25,981 --> 00:22:27,515
(female ♫1) Woo‐hoo!
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