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[roar on TV]
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[people screaming on TV]
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It's 2:00 in the morning.
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What are y'all still doin' up?
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There is good quality
programming on at this hour.
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That's "Godzilla."
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I know, but if you
look real close
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you see young Marlon
Brando being squashed
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by his mighty tail.
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Yeah, right, you're
not fooling me.
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Y'all just trippin'
because Kyle and Overton
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are not back from that
bachelor party yet.
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Not even!
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Overton told me it was gonna
be a very mundane affair.
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‐ Pfft. ‐ Yeah.
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Nothing says mundane like
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a stripper and a few
ping‐pong balls.
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Well, the way I see it,
they're just enjoying
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the time‐honored male tradition.
Acting stupid.
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How do you figure
into this visual?
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I'm here to lend support.
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And on the off chance, there
might be a big ugly fight.
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[knock on door]
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‐ Hey. ‐ Hey!
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Look who's back
from the boys club?
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So, you hidin' any hickeys?
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Be gone, little woman.
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What's wrong, Obie?
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Nothing, other than the
fact that my life has spun
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hopelessly out of control.
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Now, we were makin' our rounds
at the bachelor party, right?
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When we came across a few
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of the more plebeian
partiers watching..
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Uh, how should I put this?
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Um, a film geared toward
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mature sensibilities.
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[growls]
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[laughing]
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Oh, a skin flick!
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Standard, or girls‐with‐girls?
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Sadly, the former. Ha!
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Uh, well, at any rate
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we couldn't help but
notice a certain actor
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who had a vague resemblance
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to a certain handyman, oh!
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"Vague?"
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It was like I was standing
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in front of a
full‐length mirror.
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And I do mean full‐length.
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♪ We are living ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
♪ Single ♪
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♪ Ooh and in a nineties
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪ What? ♪
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♪ Keep your head
up that's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my homegirls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue it's
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ What you want? ♪
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♪ No free position girl ♪
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♪ Haa ♪
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[keys clattering]
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Hey, put that paper down.
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I have got some real news.
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This afternoon I
am going to land
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the job of a lifetime!
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Well, I thought they said
you were too top‐heavy
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to be a figure skater.
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I'm talking about fashion.
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Anyway, just so happens
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that the boutique has been sold
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to Jean Luc Gerard
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or, as the world knows him.
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Monsieur Luc.
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That guy who owns that
chichi poo‐poo boutique
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on Upper East Side, that
sells the $1000 socks?
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That's him.
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And now, he's poised
to conquer Downtown
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via my little shop.
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Well, what makes you think
he's poised to hire
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your little behind?
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Well, he just has to.
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'Cause I'm going to wow him
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with a thorough presentation
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mm‐hmm, and I just bought this.
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[French accent] "How
to suck up in French."
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[speaking in foreign language]
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Well, I don't even
know what she said
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but I feel flattered.
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[both laughing]
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It means.
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"Is the sun shining?
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I can't tell when
you're smiling."
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Ooh‐ooh‐la‐la.
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[laughing]
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What's French for..
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[imitates vomiting]
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You guys, I have got to get
this job with Monsieur Luc.
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All my life, I've had
one simple dream.
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To make the world
look as good as me.
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[scoffs] Who am I kidding?
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I'll just make it
look presentable.
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[chuckles] Wish me luck.
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Hey‐hey.
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Well, if it isn't Mr.
Handy‐Drawers.
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Oh, ease up, Max
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I feel bad enough about
my body‐double‐trouble.
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Shoot, why couldn't my
look‐alike be a respectable man?
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Or a world leader
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a famous athlete
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the man who introduced
earth and wind to fire?
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Look, it could be worse.
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Our Cousin Chris
is a dead ringer
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for James Earl Jones.
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‐ Why is he ashamed of that?
‐ She's not ashamed.
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It's just hard for
her to get dates.
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Okay, come on now, Obie
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I know you're embarrassed
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but we know it's not you
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and you know it's not you
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so woo‐woo‐woo.
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Well, thanks, baby, but
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unfortunately, the Jones
clan at Cleveland
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is not quite so perceptive.
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As we speak, old Cousin Bumpy
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probably running
over to the homestay
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with a videotape in his hand
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and treachery in his heart.
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Who's Cousin Bumpy?
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Uh, family member with the
unfortunate distinction
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of being both a pervert
and a big mouth.
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'By this time tomorrow'
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my folks will be on
the mourner's bench
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at Shiloh Baptist, prayin'
for my fallen soul.
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You look that much like
this mattress man?
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Well, in truth, we only
caught a passing glimpse.
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You know, it's not easy
to ask a room full of men
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to rewind a tape, so you can
get look at a naked brother.
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Then rent the video
and make sure.
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Kyle, take Overton down
to the video store
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and head straight to the
freaky‐sneaky section.
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Tres bien.
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I want these floors buffed
within an inch of their lives.
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Bop‐bop‐bop‐bop‐bop.
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I should be able to
see my Cheshire grin
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in every tile.
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Excuse me.
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Ah!
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Bonjour, Monsieur Luc.
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Au chante, mademoiselle.
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[laughs]
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Oh, my goodness.
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I feel like I'm in the
presence of royalty.
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‐ Mm. ‐ Ah!
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A hand‐stitched sport coat
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made of wool from the
underbellies of Tibetan sheep.
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Ah, female sheep.
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[speaking in foreign language]
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Surely someone so wise
in the ways of fashion
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can be none other
than Regine Hunter.
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[chuckles] Oh, well, merci!
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[laughing]
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I had no idea that I
was so well‐known
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in the fashion community.
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You attached an eight‐by‐ten
color photograph to your resume.
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By the way, that stretch
wig you were wearing
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what a madcap touch.
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Well, that's me.
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Madcap Regine.
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Uh, "Madcap" is good, right?
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Oh‐ho‐ho, sans doute.
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We must all be a little crazy
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to work in this glamorously
wicked business.
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[laughing] Well, heck,
I‐I can be crazy.
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I mean, I can be
downright schizophrenic.
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I must warn you
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this new store will
be worlds away
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from anything you are used to.
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As you can see, we
are laying waste
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to Mary's little boutique.
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Oh, wow, you're even expanding
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into the pizza shop next door.
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[chuckling] Adieu,
Papa Pepperoni.
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Ah! The things I could do
with all that extra space.
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So tell me, what
kind of merchandise
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will you be tempting us with?
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[laughs] It will be outrageous.
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Garments such as these
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will be banished.
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Look at that price tag, eh?
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‐ Two hundred dollars. ‐ Mm‐hmm.
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Poof.
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Catching people and
their wallets off guard
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has been my dream
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since I was a
well‐coiffed toddler.
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But when I worked for
Mary, my hands were tied.
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The woman even stocked
crushed velvet.
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Crushed velvet is in.
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I love crushed velvet.
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You know, I could
tell by your resume
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you are a woman of vision.
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Ah. Monsieur Luc
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I know, in my heart,
that I could work
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small miracles as your buyer.
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So do I.
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Unfortunately, Monsieur Luc
does his own buying. Adieu.
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N‐no, wait, wait, wait.
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Monsieur Luc, uh,
surely there must be
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something that I can do, huh?
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I mean, after all,
heh, I‐I am Madcap.
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[nervous chuckle]
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Certainly.
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Oh, such a dilemma
for Monsieur Luc.
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What to do? What to do?
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Oh! I am looking for a manager.
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I practically ran this place!
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Monsieur Luc, what can I
possibly say to convince you?
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Other than..
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[speaking in foreign language]
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Regine, you are
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a brazen kiss‐ass.
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I treasure that in a manager.
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Welcome to my employ.
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Thank you! Oh! Muah. Muah.
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How many of that man's
videos did you rent?
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Just one.
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Overton padded the transaction
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to delude the
perversion quotient.
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Let's see, we got a
"Herbie, The Love Bug"
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uh, "Fievel Goes West"
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uh, "Bedknobs and Broomsticks."
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The Director's Cut.."
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And our feature attraction
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starring the one and only.
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Nas‐s‐s‐T.
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‐ "Nas‐T." Never heard of him.
‐ 'Mm‐hm.'
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That's because he's
brand spanking new.
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And incidentally
that happens to be
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the title of the film.
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‐ "Brand Spanking.."
‐ There you go.
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So, ladies
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and gentlemen..
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It's showtime. Ah!
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Uh, Synclaire, you might
wanna leave the room now
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as to avoid this
pagan spectacle.
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Obie, of course not. I'm gonna
sit right here by your side.
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Plus, I wanna see if this is
one of the ones with a plot.
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[chuckling] I can't believe I'm
watching a porno flick with my friends.
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‐ Just watch, there he is.
‐ Which one?
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The one with the baseball hat
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the overalls, the tool
belt, and the paddle.
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He's turning around... now.
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[music on TV]
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Oh, my.
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Overton, you're a star.
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(woman on TV) 'Hey, handyman.'
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[whipping on TV]
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[laughter]
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[sighs]
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00:11:01,006 --> 00:11:02,473
Bonjour!
263
00:11:05,406 --> 00:11:06,740
(Jean) 'Regine!'
264
00:11:06,806 --> 00:11:08,040
Bienvenue.
265
00:11:08,106 --> 00:11:10,740
Welcome to your new home!
266
00:11:11,673 --> 00:11:13,940
What did you do to the boutique?
267
00:11:14,873 --> 00:11:17,340
Oh, my God, is that a tube top?
268
00:11:19,306 --> 00:11:22,506
Available in ten
fluorescent colors.
269
00:11:23,973 --> 00:11:26,340
But you don't sell this..
270
00:11:26,406 --> 00:11:28,906
Stuff in your other
New York stores.
271
00:11:28,973 --> 00:11:31,206
Exactement.
272
00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,106
This is for, uh
273
00:11:33,173 --> 00:11:35,340
the less discriminating.
274
00:11:35,406 --> 00:11:37,373
That is why I call
it "Le Rag Bin."
275
00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,006
"Le Rag Bin?"
276
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:42,173
The discount chain?
It's impossible.
277
00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,340
How else you think I
keep my exclusive shops
278
00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:45,440
up and running?
279
00:11:45,506 --> 00:11:46,440
At Monsieur Luc Boutique
280
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,140
if we sell one item a week
281
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:50,373
it's considered brisk business.
282
00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:52,273
At Le Rag Bin, we average
283
00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:55,273
one sale every
twenty‐two‐and‐one‐half seconds.
284
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,706
Cha‐ching.
285
00:11:58,140 --> 00:12:00,613
Try on your smock, binmaster.
286
00:12:02,446 --> 00:12:04,646
‐ "Binmaster?" ‐
And not to forget.
287
00:12:05,713 --> 00:12:07,913
Your very own pricing gun.
288
00:12:09,113 --> 00:12:11,046
Carry it with pride.
289
00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:28,846
You there, you there, binmaster.
290
00:12:30,113 --> 00:12:32,113
I thought this was
a classy joint
291
00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:33,880
but when I went to try these on
292
00:12:33,946 --> 00:12:37,046
a spider crawled out
of the back pocket.
293
00:12:37,113 --> 00:12:40,180
Oh, then you've met our
quality control inspector.
294
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:48,480
Regine, you were rude to her.
295
00:12:48,546 --> 00:12:49,846
Sorry.
296
00:12:49,913 --> 00:12:52,480
I guess the smell of
Rayon and Charlie
297
00:12:52,546 --> 00:12:54,613
went to my head.
298
00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:57,613
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Rude is good.
299
00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:00,253
If you are too accommodating,
the customer will suspect
300
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,753
that these bargains are
the sham that they are.
301
00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:06,220
You know, um, Monsieur Luc..
302
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,920
I don't think that I'm
right for this job.
303
00:13:08,986 --> 00:13:11,386
Oh, poppycock!
304
00:13:11,453 --> 00:13:15,386
You are Rag Bin material
through and through.
305
00:13:15,453 --> 00:13:18,586
Besides, Monsieur Luc hires
no one for his boutiques
306
00:13:18,653 --> 00:13:20,453
who does not cut their eyeteeth
307
00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,586
at Le Rag Bin.
308
00:13:22,653 --> 00:13:25,786
My original managers are
now toasting their success
309
00:13:25,853 --> 00:13:27,420
in gay Paris.
310
00:13:27,486 --> 00:13:28,786
All of 'em?
311
00:13:28,853 --> 00:13:30,920
All but one.
312
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,186
Such a shame.
313
00:13:33,253 --> 00:13:35,386
No one thought that she
would actually jump.
314
00:13:36,353 --> 00:13:37,553
‐ Au revoir. ‐ W‐wait.
315
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:40,786
‐ Wh‐where you going? ‐
Somewhere far, far away.
316
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:42,886
If Monsieur Luc is
caught around here
317
00:13:42,953 --> 00:13:44,920
his reputation go poof!
318
00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:52,020
Am I hallucinating
319
00:13:52,086 --> 00:13:54,020
or is that Regine
wearing a poncho?
320
00:13:55,853 --> 00:13:59,086
Who cares. They closed
down Papa Pepperoni.
321
00:13:59,153 --> 00:14:01,826
I was one stamp short
of a free Calzone.
322
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:07,093
Hey! Reg..
323
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:10,060
Uh, Binmaster Reggie.
324
00:14:10,126 --> 00:14:12,326
[chuckling] You know, when
you told me you'd be working
325
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,626
in a chic, upscale boutique
326
00:14:13,693 --> 00:14:15,293
I pictured something,
oh, I don't know
327
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,626
chic and upscale.
328
00:14:17,693 --> 00:14:20,660
It seems as if Monsieur
Luc neglected to tell me
329
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:22,326
he also owns Le Rag Bin.
330
00:14:22,393 --> 00:14:24,326
It's his cash cow.
331
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,793
And you, a binmaster?
332
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,360
Dreams do come true!
333
00:14:29,426 --> 00:14:30,960
[squeals]
334
00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:34,193
[chuckles] I'm lovin' this.
335
00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:36,193
Miss House Of Style
336
00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:38,160
is slumming it in
the trailer park.
337
00:14:38,226 --> 00:14:39,826
Okay, that's it!
338
00:14:39,893 --> 00:14:40,893
Well, now, hold up now.
339
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,460
The shabby‐chic look
is in these days.
340
00:14:43,526 --> 00:14:45,460
Oh, no, this just junk.
341
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:53,926
My mother.
342
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,360
Honey, why didn't you tell me
343
00:14:55,426 --> 00:14:57,693
you were working
at the Le Rag Bin?
344
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,966
Uh, I have died and
gone to heaven.
345
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,233
[chuckling] That's
right, Momma Hunter.
346
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,533
Your baby is the binmaster.
347
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:12,433
[gasps] That's
rag‐binese for manager.
348
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:15,866
Aw. My little girl has finally
349
00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:18,200
made something of herself.
350
00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:19,433
Oh.
351
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:21,900
Oh, shut up.
352
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,200
[instrumental music on TV]
353
00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:27,800
[snoring]
354
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:30,666
Hey‐hey.
355
00:15:31,733 --> 00:15:33,233
You know, we really
hate to interrupt
356
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,066
a feel‐good movie of
several summers ago
357
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:38,666
but, uh, we thought you'd like to
hear this from friends. See‐‐.
358
00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:41,200
See, I was visiting a client
down at Central Brooklyn today
359
00:15:41,266 --> 00:15:42,800
when I ran into
your buddy Nas‐T.
360
00:15:42,866 --> 00:15:45,266
Seems he was arrested
for exposing himself
361
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:46,533
in an adult theater.
362
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,933
Oh, that'll stop him from
making those smutty movies.
363
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,466
‐ Oh, no‐‐ ‐ No, probably not.
364
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:51,633
Because Alan Dershowitz
365
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,833
is turning it into a
First Amendment case.
366
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,700
So look forward to seeing Nas‐T
367
00:15:55,766 --> 00:15:57,233
on "Richard Bey,"
"Jerry Springer".
368
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,566
"Nightline" infomercials
369
00:15:58,633 --> 00:16:00,940
or even talking about a
sitcom with Tom Arnold, man.
370
00:16:03,473 --> 00:16:05,573
That's it, it's time to
nip this in the bud.
371
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,306
I'm going upstairs to
call my mom and have
372
00:16:07,373 --> 00:16:09,106
the second‐most
difficult conversation
373
00:16:09,173 --> 00:16:10,940
with her I've ever had.
374
00:16:11,006 --> 00:16:12,440
Don't ask.
375
00:16:16,006 --> 00:16:18,473
[Khadijah chuckling]
376
00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:20,706
Check out the diva of discount.
377
00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:24,940
Oh, I have had it
with that place.
378
00:16:25,006 --> 00:16:27,606
Man, tomorrow I'd bid adieu
379
00:16:27,673 --> 00:16:29,006
to Le Rag Bin
380
00:16:29,073 --> 00:16:31,806
and bonjour to the
unemployment line.
381
00:16:31,873 --> 00:16:33,153
You can't just
give up like that.
382
00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:34,640
What about the big promotion?
383
00:16:34,706 --> 00:16:36,240
Gay Paris?
384
00:16:36,306 --> 00:16:37,706
At what price, Khadijah?
385
00:16:37,773 --> 00:16:38,873
I could wake up one morning
386
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:40,606
in a corduroy jumper
and saddle shoes
387
00:16:40,673 --> 00:16:42,673
and be okay with it.
388
00:16:43,973 --> 00:16:45,773
You could also wake
up on a park bench
389
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,740
'cause you couldn't
make the rent.
390
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:50,340
Now, you are paying
dues, Regine.
391
00:16:50,406 --> 00:16:51,940
Come on, now, we
all had to do it.
392
00:16:52,006 --> 00:16:53,306
[cellphone ringing]
393
00:16:54,406 --> 00:16:55,506
Hello?
394
00:16:56,506 --> 00:16:58,640
Hello, bonjour, Monsieur Luc.
395
00:17:01,013 --> 00:17:02,380
I love to travel.
396
00:17:02,446 --> 00:17:04,080
[whispering] See? I told you!
397
00:17:04,146 --> 00:17:05,246
Uh‐huh.
398
00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:07,980
Mm, great.
399
00:17:09,813 --> 00:17:12,313
Yeah, well, uh, peace out, Mr.
Luc.
400
00:17:15,113 --> 00:17:17,580
‐ So? So? ‐ I'm
travelling tomorrow.
401
00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:20,213
All the way to the docks
402
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:23,180
to pick up a shipment of
burlaps skirts from Ecuador.
403
00:17:23,246 --> 00:17:25,980
My contact's name is One Eye.
404
00:17:32,746 --> 00:17:35,213
[indistinct chattering]
405
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,880
How am I supposed to
know how this looks?
406
00:17:36,946 --> 00:17:38,880
There aren't any
mirrors in here.
407
00:17:48,646 --> 00:17:50,546
Um, well believe me, miss
408
00:17:50,613 --> 00:17:53,446
that dress is you and then some.
409
00:17:53,513 --> 00:17:56,580
Really? And I thought
it was too big.
410
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,786
Excuse me, miss. I need
your expert opinion.
411
00:18:05,853 --> 00:18:08,053
Can you tell me what
goes with this?
412
00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:10,120
Sure, why not?
413
00:18:10,186 --> 00:18:12,686
Why can't I tell you what
goes with that, huh?
414
00:18:12,753 --> 00:18:14,753
After all, my life is over.
415
00:18:15,986 --> 00:18:17,786
Let's see, something as daring
416
00:18:17,853 --> 00:18:21,020
as a red vinyl bustier
417
00:18:21,086 --> 00:18:24,086
needs a much more
conservative partner, hmm?
418
00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:28,453
Like, uh.. Ooh, these
leopard‐print knee pants.
419
00:18:30,053 --> 00:18:31,353
‐ Nice. ‐ Mm‐hmm.
420
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,753
Now, you gotta make it
sing with accessories.
421
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:37,086
How about this genuine
faux gold belt?
422
00:18:37,753 --> 00:18:40,353
Oh, that's good.
423
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,453
Wait a minute now, you
can't leave without shoes.
424
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,320
[chuckles] And shoes
425
00:18:45,386 --> 00:18:47,120
are the foundation
of any great outfit.
426
00:18:47,186 --> 00:18:50,453
Now, tell me, don't these
babies scream subtle?
427
00:18:51,953 --> 00:18:53,186
Finally, our exclusive.
428
00:18:53,253 --> 00:18:55,486
Mardi Gras Chapeau.
429
00:18:55,553 --> 00:18:57,120
Check this out.
430
00:18:57,186 --> 00:19:00,826
Each plume is handpicked
431
00:19:00,893 --> 00:19:03,060
from Ethiopian vultures.
432
00:19:06,526 --> 00:19:09,426
So are our rags
433
00:19:09,493 --> 00:19:10,893
your riches?
434
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,960
Oh, absolutely.
435
00:19:13,593 --> 00:19:14,826
‐ What? ‐ Oh.
436
00:19:14,893 --> 00:19:17,493
I should explain, I'm not
shopping for myself.
437
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,993
I'm Veronica Mills, head
costumer on "Palo Alto."
438
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,360
The daytime drama?
439
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:22,726
Mm‐hmm, and today I'm picking up
440
00:19:22,793 --> 00:19:25,093
a few things for
Bambi, the town slut.
441
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,360
Ooh, I adore Bambi!
442
00:19:27,426 --> 00:19:29,393
And I don't think
she's so much a slut
443
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,426
as much as she is misunderstood.
444
00:19:31,493 --> 00:19:33,493
Mm, well, she has
been misunderstood
445
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,660
by virtually every
character on the show.
446
00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:36,826
[chuckles]
447
00:19:36,893 --> 00:19:38,626
Wow, it must be so glamorous
448
00:19:38,693 --> 00:19:40,160
buying for a soap.
449
00:19:40,226 --> 00:19:41,926
Oh, please, it's hard
to be glamourous
450
00:19:41,993 --> 00:19:43,353
when you're working
a double shift.
451
00:19:43,377 --> 00:19:44,560
My assistant quit on me
452
00:19:44,626 --> 00:19:47,693
I can't tell you how desperate
I am to replace her.
453
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,326
Really? Hold that thought,
let me get my resume.
454
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:52,993
Excuse me.
455
00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:54,893
Oh, excuse me, come on.
Excuse me, come on.
456
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,193
Let a.. Let a sister through.
457
00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:57,526
Let me.. Ack!
458
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,200
Two for one!
459
00:20:07,533 --> 00:20:09,033
Oh, Miss Mills.
460
00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,366
Mmm.
461
00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:12,700
Mm‐mm.
462
00:20:12,766 --> 00:20:14,433
Impressive resume.
463
00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:16,833
Nice wig.
464
00:20:18,533 --> 00:20:20,266
Regine, you've got the job.
465
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,833
‐ I'll see you Monday. ‐ Oh.
466
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,742
Meantime, pull this outfit
together in a size‐three
467
00:20:23,766 --> 00:20:24,846
and bring it by the studio.
468
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:26,220
Yes, ma'am. Thank
you, Miss Mills.
469
00:20:26,244 --> 00:20:28,366
Oh, thanks a lot!
470
00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:30,533
Are you gonna dance around
like a drunken puppet
471
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,533
or are you going to help me?
472
00:20:36,066 --> 00:20:37,333
Alright, listen up.
473
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:41,066
As of this moment
474
00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:44,200
all of you bottom
feeders are on your own
475
00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:45,766
'cause Regine Hunter
476
00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:49,133
is climbing up outta
this here swamp.
477
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,133
So if I ever see any of you
478
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,600
on the street again, beware
because I'm gonna remember
479
00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:56,633
every one of your
greedy little faces!
480
00:20:59,773 --> 00:21:02,440
And if you ever see
me on the street
481
00:21:02,506 --> 00:21:05,573
well, you just slither
over to the other side.
482
00:21:07,706 --> 00:21:10,306
[exhales] Unless you
want to feel the wrath..
483
00:21:19,873 --> 00:21:21,506
Of the binmaster.
484
00:21:24,873 --> 00:21:26,353
(female narrator)
We'll be right back.
485
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,406
Happy days are here again!
486
00:21:35,073 --> 00:21:37,973
Wow! You‐you're in a good mood.
Did you talk to your mom?
487
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,540
Yep, just got off the phone.
488
00:21:40,606 --> 00:21:43,973
As I suspected, Cousin Bumpy
showed her the offending tape
489
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,640
but she wasn't
fooled for a minute.
490
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,506
Well, maybe a minute.
491
00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:51,473
But then, she realized
that all her sons
492
00:21:51,540 --> 00:21:52,906
have innies
493
00:21:52,973 --> 00:21:56,373
and this Nas‐T dude, was
definitely an outie.
494
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,373
Okay.
495
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,980
So, now, it's time to watch.
496
00:22:00,046 --> 00:22:03,013
"Herbie, My Favorite
Volkswagen."
497
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,180
That wacky love bug, he's
got a mind all his own.
498
00:22:06,246 --> 00:22:08,113
[gasping on TV]
499
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:12,580
Oh. Oh. Now, this isn't
the Herbie I remember.
500
00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:16,113
Yeah, I don't remember
a orgy scene.
501
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:17,446
Ooh.
502
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:20,546
"Herbie, The Lust Bug?"
503
00:22:20,613 --> 00:22:21,613
[gasps]
504
00:22:23,313 --> 00:22:24,580
(female ♫1) Woo‐hoo!
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