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Woo, ooh, I hate coming
to the laundromat.
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Exactly which part
do you hate, Ivana?
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The fact that, uh, Ms. Synclaire
here does your laundry
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or that she gives you a
choice to dryer sheets?
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Okay, Max, what do you want?
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Ocean breeze or citrus grove?
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I want a full sheet
of ocean breeze
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half a sheet of citrus grove
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and a couple of corners
of mountain meadow.
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Alright now don't push it,
missy, I'm only helping you out
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because I love this
laundromat now.
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I mean, this place a magical
microcosm where people
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of all walks of life
gather together to clean
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that which is closest to them.
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Here, here.
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ And in a nineties
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up what ♪
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♪ Keep your head
up that's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my home‐girls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue it's
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ What you want ♪
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♪ No free position ♪
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[instrumental solo]
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♪ Haa ♪
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Hey, Max, how do you
want me to fold this?
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Ho, ooh, ooh, ho. Hoo!
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What is this?
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Lumberjack.
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It's Kyle's. Give it back.
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Kyle wears these?
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Yes, ever since I
bought them for him.
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You mean to tell me, uh,
you've only been seeing Kyle
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three weeks and already
you're given him drawers?
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Well, I need a little Tabasco
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with my jalapeño if
you know what I mean.
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Which way is the front?
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That depends on how
freaky I'm feeling.
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That's it, we have
the moral obligation
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to keep these from you.
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‐ Fine. ‐ Go on, Synclaire.
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Give it here, here.
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Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
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For the love..
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I'm here, I'm here,
give me here, go, go.
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Uh‐huh.
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They're dry now.
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Max, what are your friends
doing playing with my drawers?
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Is that your way of saying
thank you for taking
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the funk out of my clothes.
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'A' I do not funk, and 'B'
doing a man's laundry
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is just another way women
try to usurp control.
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Please, if I wanted to control
you, I'd simply withhold sex.
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Oh, you kids, kids,
uh, you know this is
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supposed to be a
magical microcosm.
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You think y'all
could just chill?
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Yeah, come on, shorty, let's go.
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Naked man is starting
to fold up his paper.
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We'll talk about this later.
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Fine, I won't be listening.
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Oh, man, your girl is in a mood.
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Yeah, well, your girl's in a
sun dress with biking shorts.
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Jealousy, thy name is Kyle.
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Oh, looky who.
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‐ Regine again. ‐ Yes.
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Ever since she moved out
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the girl has popped up
all over the place.
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You know, Khadijah, I think
she's been hanging around
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hoping you'll start
talking to her again.
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With the way she
moved out on us?
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Only way I'm speaking to her
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as if she's on a ledge
and I'm yelling jump.
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‐ Oh, hi, Regine. ‐ Hey, ladies.
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Khadijah.
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So, what brings you
clear across town?
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Oh, I love this laundromat.
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And it's a snap to
get here by subway.
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Hop on the D‐train, change at
Atlantic Avenue, grab the three
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to Grand Army Plaza, fifteen
minute walking you are here.
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Well, so, isn't your
apartment all fixed up nice?
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Ah, girl, it's fabulous.
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I've turned it into a
little French hideaway.
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Apparently so hidden your
ass can't seem to find it.
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[speaking in foreign language]
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[door knocking]
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[dog barking sound]
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What do you want?
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(Laverne) 'Regine, it's mommy.'
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I'm sorry I'm late, but I
had to hurdle three rhinos.
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Happy house warming.
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I haven't seen one of these
since grannies funeral.
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Well, what do you think?
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My very own Pied‐à‐terre.
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Well, I don't know what the heck
that is, but this is a dump.
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What are you talking about? This
place is packed with amenities.
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Breakfast nooklet,
soft wood floors
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and a veranda de soleil.
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Regine, that's a fire escape.
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You know, for once,
could you maybe
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give me some encouragement?
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Okay, okay. I encourage
you to pick up that phone
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disinfect it, call Khadijah
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and beg her to take you back.
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If you won't I will.
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God knows I've done it before.
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I'm not moving back
in with Khadijah.
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Fine, then think of it as
moving back in with Synclaire.
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Mom, there is nothing
wrong with place
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that a mountain of
gifts won't fix.
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Hence my house warming
party next week.
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Wait, you know, I would love
to stay and help you fill out
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the place cards but those kids
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are eyeing my eight‐track. Hey!
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Here, take the dog.
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You know I'm proud of you, baby.
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I've never seen anybody stand
by such a bad decision.
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Out of the way boozers,
I'm coming down.
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Okay, I'm breaking off.
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Synclaire, come back here, girl.
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‐ Okay, okay. ‐ Hell,
I was leaning on you.
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Well, I'm very
proud of you, Max.
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You looked pretty good out there
for a roller blading virgin.
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Yes, well, as we both
know I move pretty well.
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‐ Alright. ‐ Come on.
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Well, come on, have a seat. I'll
help you off with the skates.
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Why, I'm not taking 'em off.
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Oh, come on, Max, you know you're tired.
Sit down.
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I know when I'm tired. Don't
tell me when I'm tired.
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I'd know, no control freak.
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Huh, you know what
your problem is?
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You don't know how to
let a man be a man.
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You really think somebody
trying to attack your manhood?
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Yeah, but what else
I'm supposed to think
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when you're always saying
"Be a man about it, Kyle.
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Be a man about it?"
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Well, it's good to
know you're listening.
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Now... help me take these
skates off, I'm tired.
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Dang, y'all worked
through this much faster
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than you did at that
laundromat thing.
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As I like to call it "The
rumble where it tumbles."
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Well, if it isn't
Starlight Express.
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Obie, look, we got
an invitation.
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You are cordially
invited to attend
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the house warming extravaganza of Ms.
Regine Hunter.
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Oh, here's one addressed to the
love birds, Maxine and Kyle.
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Anything for me?
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Well, just this Sweepstakes
offer designed to look like
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a check from the IRS.
Who would've thought?
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Regine does not miss a beat.
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She invited everybody but me.
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Well, maybe it's just
a party for couples.
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You know people who have
somebody in their lives.
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Don't feel bad, Khadijah.
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Khadijah, you can
come as our guest.
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No, says here, "You're hostess
respectfully requests"
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no camera's, no
children, no guest."
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Translation, no Kodaks,
no kids, no Khadijah.
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Well, if you don't go,
Maxine and Kyle won't go.
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Yo, ho, ho, ho, whoa..
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You cannot just dictate.
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Side bar.
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Look, if I don't want to go,
you shouldn't want to go.
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But I want to go.
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And I am going.
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Bye‐bye.
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Oh, Kyle, be a man about it.
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He just hates that.
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Well, Khadijah, are
you gonna be okay?
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Please, I'm fine. It's not
like I'm desperate for things
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to do on a Saturday night.
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Really, that's the
first time in a month.
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You know, Synclaire,
sometimes I really love
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your wide‐eyed innocence.
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Yet sometimes you
just wish I shut up.
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‐ That's right. ‐ Yeah.
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‐ Welcome. ‐ Hi, Regine.
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Bienvenue.
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Did you have any trouble
finding the place?
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Not at all, we just followed
the camera crew from "Cops."
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Well, it, it must be
convenient having
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everything all in one room.
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Yeah, sort of like you
own little Alcatraz.
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Hey, wait a minute,
you brought no Max.
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She and her bad
attitude are at home.
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Along with an
uninvited, Khadijah.
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Did I forget to put
her on my list?
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Was she mad?
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
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Oh, she had big plans.
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Didn't know what they were but..
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Synclaire.
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So, Regine, come on, how do
you really like it down here?
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Kyle, I love it. I can't get
enough of the East Village.
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And the people around
here, I feel like
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I have known them for years.
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Party can begin
everyone, I'm here.
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That's Carl, he lives upstairs.
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Carl, honey, these
are my friends.
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This is, Synclaire,
Overton and Kyle.
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Charmed.
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Regine and I met at
the trash chute.
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She wanted me
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but I decided that we
should just be friends.
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Thanks so much for inviting me
after that devastating blow.
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Doesn't that level of arrogance
just turn your stomach?
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Say, who's that cat?
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(Regine) 'That's the building
superintendent, Orville.'
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Hey, Orvy, this is a party,
my friend, have some punch.
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Alcohol, while I'm
using sandpaper?
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Why don't I just sit
in a tub of kerosene
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and shove a lighter
down my pants?
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Bit graphic, but the
man's got a point.
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We brought you a gift.
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Oh.
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It's a sandwich press, ow.
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We let Overton pick it out.
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Did you keep the receipt?
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You know, not that I was
dying to go her party
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or I care what her little
apartment looks like.
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What is Regine trying to
prove by not inviting me?
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More butter.
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She moved out and still
a pain in the ass.
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Now you are going to enjoy, yes.
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Umm‐ummm, I can't
believe Kyle defied me
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and went to that party.
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That is the last pair of thong
underwear I buy that man.
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You know you think
you know someone
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and then they change on you.
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I have known Regine
for 25 years.
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Come to think of it, she's been
pretty stuck up the whole time.
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But you know what? If
she wasn't so petty
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I would have chipped in
on that sandwich press.
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If we go there and just get a
little glimpse of the place
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we can come back
here and rag on it.
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No, I wouldn't have gone
even if she had invited me.
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That's right.
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But now that she
hasn't invited you
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you have to go.
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Um..
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Let's do this.
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00:13:42,286 --> 00:13:44,420
We cannot go over there
247
00:13:44,486 --> 00:13:45,853
without a house warming gift.
248
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:52,720
Come on, Max. Not even
I'm that mad at her.
249
00:13:52,786 --> 00:13:54,186
Go ahead and get
that dish rack too.
250
00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:55,277
Alright.
251
00:14:08,026 --> 00:14:09,860
[door knocking]
252
00:14:09,926 --> 00:14:12,426
Hey, Max.
253
00:14:12,493 --> 00:14:15,360
Um... so much for
neighborhood watch.
254
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,693
Here you go.
255
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,626
Now, if you'll excuse me
256
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,260
there's a man over there
I need to ignore.
257
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,626
Excuse me, are you
going to eat all that?
258
00:14:30,693 --> 00:14:33,860
Uh‐huh.
259
00:14:33,926 --> 00:14:35,793
My girl, carry on.
260
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,226
I didn't expect you to show up.
261
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:43,026
Why? Because you
didn't invite me?
262
00:14:43,093 --> 00:14:45,493
I thought you'd think I
would expect you to crash
263
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,226
and so wouldn't come
just to be rude
264
00:14:47,293 --> 00:14:49,226
there by giving me what I want.
265
00:14:52,026 --> 00:14:54,260
I thought you'd think
that so I came.
266
00:14:56,326 --> 00:14:58,993
Hey, Khadijah, I'm
so glad you crashed.
267
00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:01,033
There's this woman
Lakeisha you gotta meet.
268
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,142
Now you keep saying
we need someone
269
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:03,526
to pay the other
part of that rent.
270
00:15:03,593 --> 00:15:05,273
She's looking for a
place to live, come on.
271
00:15:05,297 --> 00:15:08,571
Ah, excuse me, this is not
a roommate hunting party.
272
00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:12,333
That's okay. I'm not a guest.
Come on.
273
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:20,800
I'm not speaking to you.
274
00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:25,766
And, I can't believe
you came to this party
275
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:27,366
after I told you not to.
276
00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:29,700
You know, if you are
not speaking to me
277
00:15:29,766 --> 00:15:33,400
then why do I feel like
I'm in a wind tunnel?
278
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,200
And you know the only reason
you came here tonight
279
00:15:36,266 --> 00:15:38,200
was to be with me.
280
00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:43,033
Kyle, you are the most arrogant,
pig‐headed, self‐centered man
281
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:47,166
I have ever met.
282
00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:49,533
I'm sorry, but taking
you home with me
283
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,933
is simply out of the question.
284
00:16:01,106 --> 00:16:04,573
Damn! They didn't
break the mold.
285
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,006
Look, Max, if this
is going to work
286
00:16:07,073 --> 00:16:09,340
we cannot make everything
a power struggle.
287
00:16:09,406 --> 00:16:10,846
Well, if you just
put me in charge‐‐.
288
00:16:10,873 --> 00:16:12,906
That's what I'm talking about.
289
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,640
Listen, if I come
on a little strong
290
00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:17,606
it's just my way of
getting your attention.
291
00:16:17,673 --> 00:16:20,406
Well, if I walk away, that's
my way of getting yours.
292
00:16:31,273 --> 00:16:32,540
Alright you got it.
293
00:16:34,673 --> 00:16:36,173
What are goin' to do with it?
294
00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:42,406
Well, first, I'mma
give you this.
295
00:16:42,473 --> 00:16:46,340
Jumbo shrimp?
296
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,706
I've been saving them for
you and that wasn't easy.
297
00:16:48,773 --> 00:16:51,040
You know there's a woman here
with a voracious appetite.
298
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,906
Kyle, this is the sweetest thing
299
00:16:57,973 --> 00:17:01,013
that you have ever done for me.
300
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,113
No it's not, this is.
301
00:17:03,180 --> 00:17:05,313
Cocktail sauce.
302
00:17:09,813 --> 00:17:12,080
Let's go home.
303
00:17:12,146 --> 00:17:13,613
Your place or mine?
304
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,980
‐ Both. ‐ Arr..
305
00:17:17,613 --> 00:17:19,373
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, running my own
306
00:17:19,397 --> 00:17:20,813
pet grooming business
is not easy.
307
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,200
Especially since I
hired my cousin
308
00:17:22,224 --> 00:17:23,313
as an assistant.
309
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:24,946
Man, she lets the dogs
out the back door
310
00:17:25,013 --> 00:17:27,546
and says "Run like the wind."
311
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:30,846
Oh, I'd love to fire her,
but you know she fam.
312
00:17:30,913 --> 00:17:33,246
You and Khadijah have
so much in common.
313
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,813
(Khadijah) If it's the truth,
I say we make this happen.
314
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,946
You want the room, it's yours.
315
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:39,580
Who wants some punch?
316
00:17:41,446 --> 00:17:43,246
Isn't life amazing?
317
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,180
We came to celebrate
with our old roommate
318
00:17:45,246 --> 00:17:46,580
end up with a whole new one.
319
00:17:48,713 --> 00:17:51,013
Well, sooky‐sooky now.
320
00:17:53,646 --> 00:17:55,513
Well, the Browns Stone's
a lovely little place.
321
00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:57,613
‐ You'll enjoy it. ‐
It sounds perfect.
322
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,620
Well, perfect if
you hate privacy.
323
00:18:00,686 --> 00:18:02,286
I mean, you're never alone.
324
00:18:02,353 --> 00:18:05,286
Somebody is always up
crying over their love life
325
00:18:05,353 --> 00:18:06,653
or burning up the kitchen
326
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,820
or taping Richard Bay
over your Thorn Birds.
327
00:18:12,053 --> 00:18:14,020
Oh, and you can always
count on Khadijah here
328
00:18:14,086 --> 00:18:17,053
to stretch out your wigs
just playing around
329
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,353
and to give you advice
that you didn't ask for
330
00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:22,086
which turns out to
be right, of course.
331
00:18:22,153 --> 00:18:25,953
And then you realize that
she only butted in because
332
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:28,186
she knows you better
than anybody else.
333
00:18:29,686 --> 00:18:33,953
You know this because you've,
you've had time to think.
334
00:18:35,453 --> 00:18:37,786
'Cause you're all alone now.
335
00:18:46,653 --> 00:18:48,586
So best of luck.
336
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,386
Regine.
337
00:18:54,453 --> 00:18:56,720
You know what? I think
I'm gonna pass.
338
00:18:56,786 --> 00:18:59,120
Hey, I spent my days chasing
Beagles and Schnauzers.
339
00:18:59,186 --> 00:19:00,526
I don't need this drama.
340
00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:05,860
Regine, get out of my arm pit.
341
00:19:08,493 --> 00:19:11,926
Sorry, I'm, I'm crying
all over your shirt.
342
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:15,360
Oh, but it's not
silk, it's okay.
343
00:19:18,426 --> 00:19:20,793
Same old, Regine.
344
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,860
Yeah, well, thank God
you haven't changed.
345
00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:27,126
You're always there
for me, Khadijah.
346
00:19:27,193 --> 00:19:28,693
Just like Bob R.
347
00:19:32,293 --> 00:19:33,960
What?
348
00:19:34,026 --> 00:19:35,993
Oh, remember when we were kids
349
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:38,426
and I read the story of
Bob R., the elephant king
350
00:19:38,493 --> 00:19:39,760
and his queen, Celeste?
351
00:19:39,826 --> 00:19:42,460
Oh, yeah, yeah.
352
00:19:42,526 --> 00:19:45,660
You figured, if elephants could
be royalty, so could you.
353
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,060
So you renamed yourself,
Regine, the queen of
354
00:19:48,126 --> 00:19:51,160
what a stupid
macaroni from school.
355
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:56,193
Yup, and you were there when
everybody else made fun of me
356
00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:58,693
and they called me
spaghetti‐head.
357
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,533
I was making fun of you too.
358
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,666
No, but you understood me.
359
00:20:05,733 --> 00:20:06,833
No, I didn't.
360
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:12,066
Then you pretended really well.
361
00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:13,866
Okay.
362
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,433
Khadijah, you're
my oldest friend.
363
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,833
You're my best friend.
364
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,633
Let's keep it real,
I'm your only friend.
365
00:20:29,866 --> 00:20:33,233
Oh, this is truly wonderful
366
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,266
two friends together again.
367
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,133
Sharing the love.
368
00:20:42,566 --> 00:20:44,833
Who are you?
369
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,766
Lakeisha's cousin, Pauly.
370
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:48,700
Hush, hush, hush, hush.
Hush, hush, hush, hush.
371
00:20:48,766 --> 00:20:50,700
Alright now, step back.
372
00:20:50,766 --> 00:20:52,406
If there's anybody who's
gonna provide any
373
00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:54,564
comfort right now, it's
gonna be me, alright?
374
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,473
Woo, woo, woo. Woo, woo, woo.
375
00:21:02,373 --> 00:21:04,406
So, what do we do now?
376
00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:05,573
I don't know.
377
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:09,506
Well, we could go home.
378
00:21:12,573 --> 00:21:13,773
What you think, Synclaire?
379
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,173
Day after day I prayed for this.
380
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,973
Wishing and hoping, praying
all the prayers‐‐.
381
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,606
Synclaire, Synclaire.
382
00:21:21,673 --> 00:21:24,206
I can live with it. You know..
383
00:21:24,273 --> 00:21:27,740
Regine, there you are.
384
00:21:27,806 --> 00:21:30,073
Look, I've changed
my mind, darling.
385
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:33,006
I'll see you upstairs... in ten.
386
00:21:39,806 --> 00:21:41,846
(female narrator) Don't go
away, we'll be right back.
387
00:21:45,306 --> 00:21:48,206
It's really a magical
place, isn't it?
388
00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:51,673
The gurgling of the washers, the
gentle purring of all those
389
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:53,873
dryers lined up like
little soldiers.
390
00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:57,073
Sometimes staring into a
dryer just takes me away.
391
00:21:57,140 --> 00:22:00,680
Watching the clothing tumble
round and round and round.
392
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,413
For fun I like to watch
one little thing.
393
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:05,880
Like a red sock.
394
00:22:05,946 --> 00:22:07,780
Sometimes it mingles
with the other clothing.
395
00:22:07,846 --> 00:22:09,980
Other times it just
goes off by itself.
396
00:22:10,046 --> 00:22:11,613
Who knows where it goes?
397
00:22:13,746 --> 00:22:16,180
Oh, oh, fabric softener time.
Excuse me.
398
00:22:17,946 --> 00:22:20,380
This place is a magnet
for psychopaths.
399
00:22:22,813 --> 00:22:24,346
(female ♫1) Woo‐hoo!
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