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[in unison] I de... clare war!
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Ah, got you!
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How was the Mardi Gras Parade?
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Ooh, honey, it was fabulous!
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This six‐foot drag queen,
he showed me how to use
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my Chanel scarf as a weapon.
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‐ Wha! ‐ Ooh!
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Darryl, where's your mask?
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Oh, well, uh, the‐the
drag queen flicked it
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off my face with his‐her scarf.
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Look, I got an early
morning tomorrow.
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‐ I gotta be goin'. ‐ Okay.
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Oh, just pretend
like we're not here.
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I've been trying for two years.
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‐ See y'all later. ‐ Bye.
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Regine, I'm amazed. I never
thought I would see you go out
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with a guy that
real for that long.
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I never thought you'd go
out with a guy that..
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Don't!
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Warm. I was going to say warm.
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Or was that wide?
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[laughing]
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♪ We are living single ♪
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♪ Ooh in a 90s kinda world
I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up What ♪
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♪ Keep your head
up That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough You gotta fight with ♪
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♪ My homegirl standing to
my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue And
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living Check,
check, check it out ♪
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♪ Single Check,
check, check it out ♪
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Man, the parade was just great.
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Darryl let me ride on the
top of his APS truck
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doing my Miss America wave.
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That's almost as exciting
as when he gave you
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that roll of bubble wrap.
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Oh, you're just jealous because
Regine is out having fun
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and you're at home
shedding your skin.
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[laughing]
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Sounds like you and Darryl
are really gettin' along.
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Yeah, and who knows
where it could lead.
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Tomorrow, he's having me
over to meet his friends.
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Oh‐h, meetin' the crew.
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Mm‐hm. And I do not
have a thing to wear.
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And I wanna make a
good impression.
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Then stay home.
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Just saying don't start trippin'
over what you're gonna wear.
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Oh, that's easy for you to say.
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All your formal wear comes out
of the Jaclyn Smith Collection.
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Ahh ha ha ha!
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Hey, y'all remember
that pizza restaurant..
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That was right next
to the rib joint
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that was right next to
the Cuban‐Chinese place?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Well, they done
tore 'em all down.
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Made it a bowlin' alley
called Bowl Diddley's.
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Oh‐h, you know, I
say we go bowl.
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I'm really quite good.
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I've heard that lie before.
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What do you say we make
a little wager, huh?
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The loser has to compliment
the winner upon command
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for an entire week.
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Poor Kyle, that's the only
way he can get people
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to say nice things about him.
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And yet, it shall fail.
You are on!
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What about you, honey?
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Yes, let's go bowling.
I love it.
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Reminds me of your head.
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[all laughing]
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What about you, Khadijah? Ha ha.
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No, I'm gonna just stay at home.
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Come on, ever since
you and Scooter
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agreed to see other people,
you've been a hermit.
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‐ So what are you sayin'?
‐ You're a bore.
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You need to get out and mingle.
Have some fun.
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So lemme get this right.
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Instead of sittin' at
home in front of the TV
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I'll be standin' over a hand
blower at a bowlin' alley.
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How is that mingling?
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Other people will
see you doin' it.
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Thanks for comin' up
with me, Khadija.
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I'm kinda nervous.
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Yeah, you should be.
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Bringin' a man a basket
of hand towels..
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What message are we
sending here, Regine?
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Bachelors don't buy hand towels.
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So if another woman comes over
and she sees them, she'll know.
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Well, a hickey does
the same thing.
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Plus, it's more fun.
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‐ Hey‐y, how y'all doin'? ‐ Hey.
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‐ Welcome, welcome.
Hi. ‐ Thank you.
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Regine, this is a new
kind of cute for you.
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Yeah, well, you said I
was meetin' the posse.
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This is posse wear.
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And this is for you.
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Oh, right, cool. Hand
towels and loofah.
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Yes, and I was fresh out, yeah.
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Khadija, why don't you
join me for dinner?
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I just wanted to see your
reaction to the hand towels.
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Atleast, come in and meet my friends.
Come on!
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You're gonna love them.
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Finally.
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Regine, this is Tanya and Joe.
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Tanya and Joe, this is my Regine
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and her friend Khadija.
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And we're all gonna
get along just fine.
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Here, have a seat, have a seat.
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Why do you have me
wearin' these pumps
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when she's got on jeans?
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Chill out.
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You, you look familiar.
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‐ Are you from East Orange?
‐ I was.
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Ha ha, I knew I recognized you.
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You're Nay‐Nay!
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You used to date June Bug,
with his big old forehead.
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[laughing]
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Yes, well, it's no‐no
to Nay‐Nay now.
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I've settled on Regine.
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Uh‐huh. So how's June Bug?
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[chuckling]
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Wouldn't know.
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We lost touch after he got
left back in the eighth grade
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the second time.
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So, Darryl tells me you write poems.
I'd love to hear one.
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Ah, okay.
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Ah, ahem.
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What do words mean?
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What do mean words mean?
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What do I mean by these words?
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Don't listen to the words.
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Listen to the spaces
between the words.
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The spaces, the spaces,
the spaces, the spaces..
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Like that one.
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Word.
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Bad poet.
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I'm also writing a
country western song.
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Khadija, maybe you could use
some of Joe's stuff in "Flavor."
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Well, what you do isn't as
much poetry as performance art
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which really wouldn't
work in a magazine.
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[in unison] Oh.
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Hey, I could turn
it into a poem.
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Please don't.
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Look, I gotta go.
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(Regine) Uh, no, Khadija, stay.
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Stay..
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Aw, you'll be fine.
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Just relax, and‐and be
yourself, Nay‐Nay. Oh, yes.
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Alright, y'all, I'm gonna be out of here.
Take it easy.
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‐ Alright. ‐ Take care
of my Nay‐Nay now.
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So... what you think?
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I've never been in a room where
every chair is a recliner.
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That ain't all. Check this out.
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Ta‐da.
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Alright, now, remember, the
loser has to compliment
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the winner for an entire week.
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Are you sure you can
handle being a loser
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in bowling and in life?
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[Kyle chuckling]
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Obie, you knocked them all down.
You win! You win!
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I appreciate your
enthusiasm, sweet thing
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but I'm slightly embarrassed
by your ignorance of the game.
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Hey, okay, good, Khadija.
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Hey, go get yourself a pair
of shoes, and let's go.
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You know, Max, I've
really realized
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I got a lot of work to do.
I'm gonna just go head home.
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Well, maybe I could
bowl one game.
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‐ Yes, one game. ‐ I'm
gonna go get some shoes.
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Alright. Mama needs a new
pair of bowlin' shoes.
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Ha ha. Ye‐es!
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Hah! Woo!
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Girl, that was a gutter ball.
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Yes, but it rolled
halfway down the lane
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before it actually
went into the gutter.
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This might be my
lucky night, man!
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Let a skilled bowler
show you how it's done.
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No, you go first, Kyle.
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Concentrate, Kyle!
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[exhales]
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[bowling pins knocking]
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Uh.
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Five out of ten.
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Aren't those the odds
of a woman throwing up
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when she sees you naked?
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[bowling pins knocking]
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[clapping]
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Pressure's on now, though.
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I mean, how do I
follow up a strike?
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Yeah, that there's one way.
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So, they changed the name of
the movie to "Ready to Wear"
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because they didn't feel
Americans would understand.
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Pret a Porter.
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We don't.
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Can you pass me some more
Smurfberry Kool‐Aid?
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So, Darryl tells me you're a
sales clerk at a boutique.
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Oh, no. Ha ha ha.
Let me explain.
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See, a sales clerk is
a low‐level employee
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who sells things one at
a time for commission.
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No, see, I buy clothes
for the whole store.
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‐ Oh. ‐ And what do you do?
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I'm a sales clerk at Loehmann's.
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Mmm! Aah! Ooh!
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Who knew something blue
could taste so good?
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You know, my man Darryl's got
big plans for his career.
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Really? You never told
me about your plans.
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Well, you see, if I stay
with APS for 15 more years..
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My pension gonna kick in.
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Then I'll be cruisin' on easy
street in a brand‐new Winnebago.
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Deluxe!
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Yeah.
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Built for two... me and my lady.
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Travellin' across this
beautiful land of ours
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fly fishing from one
stream to the next.
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Yeah, well, I‐I have
a similar dream
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except that it involves
letting someone else do
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the fly fishing for me and
putting it on a plate
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in front of me, in a
sauce, in France.
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I could've served tartar
sauce with the fish sticks
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if that's what you're saying.
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No. No, they were good.
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‐ Tanya, they were
wer‐‐ ‐ Mm‐hmm.
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Joe!
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Hoo.
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Uh... I'm gonna go on home.
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This blue stuff is
giving me a headache.
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Uh, I know what it is.
It's Tanya and Joe, right?
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They can be a little rude sometimes.
No, no.
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Hey, guys, listen.
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Regine is not feelin'
the friendship.
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‐ Really? ‐ Sit down.
Come on, sit down.
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Now, look, there's no
reason the three of you
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can't love each other
the way I love y'all.
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Now we gonna sit here
and we're gonna love.
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Go.
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It was nice meeting y'all.
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‐ Yeah, come again, see ya. ‐
Yeah, we gotta do this again.
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Can I at least get you a cab?
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‐ Yeah, sure. ‐
I'll grab my coat.
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Meet you in the hall.
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Overton, at this rate, you're
gonna bowl a perfect game.
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I know that. What'd you
think, I don't know that?
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I can read the scorecard.
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What'd you think, I can't
read the damn scorecard?
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You finished, bro?
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Oh, I'm sorry, man, pressure's
made me a little bit snippy.
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Curse this macho
athletic ability.
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[bowling pins knocking]
248
00:13:00,515 --> 00:13:04,322
Hey. Hell, I feel a career
change buzzin' at me.
249
00:13:05,722 --> 00:13:08,455
Okay, Max, let me know when
cutie pie's lookin' at me.
250
00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:09,522
Okay.
251
00:13:11,789 --> 00:13:13,722
(Max) 'Wait!'
252
00:13:13,789 --> 00:13:15,222
'Okay, now.'
253
00:13:15,289 --> 00:13:17,555
Alright, Khadijah!
254
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:18,889
You're lookin' good, Khadijah!
255
00:13:18,955 --> 00:13:21,455
Why don't you just give
the man my phone number?
256
00:13:21,522 --> 00:13:24,022
You think I've been writing
your score on that board?
257
00:13:36,755 --> 00:13:37,755
[bowling pins knocking]
258
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:44,322
Alright, Max, what's my score?
259
00:13:44,822 --> 00:13:46,555
One.
260
00:13:46,622 --> 00:13:49,355
It's my best game ever.
I'm not even done yet.
261
00:13:54,322 --> 00:13:56,689
‐ Hey, Khadijah. ‐ What
are you doing here?
262
00:13:56,755 --> 00:13:58,255
Girl, I need to talk.
263
00:14:01,829 --> 00:14:03,262
I believe this is yours.
264
00:14:03,329 --> 00:14:04,362
Sorry.
265
00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:06,362
Don't be, you bowled me a spare.
266
00:14:07,695 --> 00:14:10,595
So I hear you're Khadijah.
I'm Roger.
267
00:14:10,662 --> 00:14:12,595
I've been watching you.
268
00:14:12,662 --> 00:14:15,695
‐ Good form. ‐ Good eye.
269
00:14:15,762 --> 00:14:17,095
Good God!
270
00:14:21,095 --> 00:14:23,729
Khadijah, now, I
need to talk to you.
271
00:14:23,795 --> 00:14:25,762
Well, I need some mack.
272
00:14:25,829 --> 00:14:28,895
And I think that's something
we both know I need more.
273
00:14:36,029 --> 00:14:37,862
[bowling pins knocking]
274
00:14:37,929 --> 00:14:41,162
They don't leap that high in
the Dance Theater of Harlem.
275
00:14:47,795 --> 00:14:49,729
[indistinct chatter]
276
00:14:49,795 --> 00:14:52,529
Okay, Synclaire, I guess I'm just
gonna tell you my problem‐‐.
277
00:14:52,595 --> 00:14:55,695
Shh! Obie's about to bowl.
If he gets one more strike
278
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,629
he'll have a perfect game.
279
00:14:57,695 --> 00:14:59,095
Did you just shush me?
280
00:14:59,162 --> 00:15:00,669
(all) Shh!
281
00:15:04,402 --> 00:15:06,369
You know, if‐if I
make this shot..
282
00:15:07,669 --> 00:15:09,935
I will have climbed
the highest mountain.
283
00:15:10,002 --> 00:15:12,569
I will have reached the
most unreachable star.
284
00:15:12,635 --> 00:15:14,869
And this place will give
me free cheese sticks
285
00:15:14,935 --> 00:15:16,869
for the rest of my life.
286
00:15:19,302 --> 00:15:20,435
Alright.
287
00:15:21,635 --> 00:15:25,369
I can't take it anymore!
Someone listen to me!
288
00:15:30,969 --> 00:15:32,769
Maybe it could wait.
289
00:15:37,435 --> 00:15:40,535
Obie, again, I am so sorry.
290
00:15:40,602 --> 00:15:41,969
Ah, that's alright.
291
00:15:42,035 --> 00:15:44,269
I'm sure there'll be
another time in my life
292
00:15:44,335 --> 00:15:46,769
when I bowl a perfect game.
293
00:15:46,835 --> 00:15:47,902
Yeah, that'll happen!
294
00:15:50,769 --> 00:15:52,269
You're still perfect
in my heart.
295
00:15:52,335 --> 00:15:54,835
Yeah, but can you give me
a free lifetime supply
296
00:15:54,902 --> 00:15:57,469
of cheese sticks? I think not.
297
00:15:57,535 --> 00:16:00,275
Oh, come on, it's still
nice to see a woman tryin'
298
00:16:00,342 --> 00:16:02,109
to make her man feel better.
299
00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:11,975
Words of wisdom from a
handsome, handsome man.
300
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:14,175
Thank you.
301
00:16:17,075 --> 00:16:20,609
You're welcome... good‐looking.
302
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,042
[Kyle laughing]
303
00:16:23,575 --> 00:16:25,975
Well, now everybody's listenin'.
What the hell is it?
304
00:16:26,042 --> 00:16:29,009
My evening was a total disaster.
305
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,075
(Overton) 'Your evening?'
306
00:16:30,142 --> 00:16:32,375
I guess this is the
part of the show
307
00:16:32,442 --> 00:16:35,309
where we supposed to muster up
a little sympathy for Regine.
308
00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:37,575
Well, that ain't gonna happen.
309
00:16:41,675 --> 00:16:43,942
Yeah, feel better.
310
00:16:46,009 --> 00:16:49,509
Yeah, well, I guess I need to
get on up out of here, too.
311
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,942
You know, go upstairs
and trim my nose hairs.
312
00:16:54,509 --> 00:16:56,442
And what lovely nose
hairs they are.
313
00:16:56,509 --> 00:16:57,709
Ha ha ha, yeah.
314
00:17:00,682 --> 00:17:01,849
Hoo‐hoo!
315
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:07,115
And enough of them to make
a wig for Regine, yes.
316
00:17:08,949 --> 00:17:10,915
So, did you and
Darryl have a fight?
317
00:17:10,982 --> 00:17:15,082
Worse. I found out the man wants
to spend the rest of his life
318
00:17:15,149 --> 00:17:17,715
in a Winnebago gutting fish.
319
00:17:17,782 --> 00:17:20,382
Well, I ain't the one.
320
00:17:20,449 --> 00:17:22,182
I could've told you
from the beginning
321
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:23,782
that it was not a match.
322
00:17:23,849 --> 00:17:25,349
Ah, shut up.
323
00:17:26,382 --> 00:17:28,749
You say that about
every man I date.
324
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,582
'Cause it's true.
325
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:33,649
Look, it's not gonna be easy
for you to find the one.
326
00:17:33,715 --> 00:17:36,382
You're a snob from the projects.
327
00:17:36,449 --> 00:17:37,549
That's rare.
328
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,182
I believe that one day
329
00:17:41,249 --> 00:17:45,015
you'll find your
Jean‐Claude Washington.
330
00:17:47,949 --> 00:17:49,149
[laughing]
331
00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:52,882
So, for real, whatcha
gonna do about Darryl?
332
00:17:52,949 --> 00:17:55,149
I don't know, I‐I‐I
can't string him along
333
00:17:55,215 --> 00:17:57,682
when it's obvious we don't
have a future together.
334
00:17:57,749 --> 00:18:00,389
Woop! Sounds like a break‐up.
Can I watch?
335
00:18:01,989 --> 00:18:04,589
I just want him to find
that fly‐fishing woman
336
00:18:04,655 --> 00:18:06,155
that he deserves.
337
00:18:06,222 --> 00:18:07,389
[telephone ringing]
338
00:18:07,455 --> 00:18:08,689
Maybe that's him now.
339
00:18:11,189 --> 00:18:12,789
Hello.
340
00:18:12,855 --> 00:18:15,922
Oh, come on, Kyle,
this isn't fair!
341
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,589
You have a beautiful phone
voice and exquisite toes.
342
00:18:26,989 --> 00:18:28,255
[knock on door]
343
00:18:38,622 --> 00:18:40,855
‐ Hi. ‐ Hi.
344
00:18:41,722 --> 00:18:43,555
I'm glad you could come over.
345
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,889
Have a seat.
346
00:18:47,422 --> 00:18:50,555
It doesn't recline but
you can lean back.
347
00:18:50,622 --> 00:18:52,889
Oh, he he he.
348
00:18:59,289 --> 00:19:00,395
Regine‐‐
349
00:19:00,462 --> 00:19:02,995
Darryl, before you say
anything, let me.
350
00:19:04,562 --> 00:19:08,229
I don't think things are
gonna work out between us.
351
00:19:08,295 --> 00:19:10,695
‐ Regine‐‐ ‐ No, no,
let me explain.
352
00:19:10,762 --> 00:19:13,062
It's not that you're
not a nice guy.
353
00:19:13,129 --> 00:19:15,362
You're one of the nicest
guys I've ever met
354
00:19:15,429 --> 00:19:17,395
that's why this is
so hard for me.
355
00:19:17,462 --> 00:19:18,662
But Regine, it's okay.
356
00:19:18,729 --> 00:19:21,662
That is sweet of you
to be so strong.
357
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,495
But you don't have to
pretend in front of me.
358
00:19:25,562 --> 00:19:28,495
Unleash your feminine side.
359
00:19:31,362 --> 00:19:32,862
Oh, no, I'm cool.
360
00:19:34,195 --> 00:19:37,195
You see, I was thinking the
same thing on the way here.
361
00:19:37,262 --> 00:19:39,895
I was just hoping that
we can still be friends.
362
00:19:41,429 --> 00:19:43,862
Oh, no, no. No, you didn't, uh..
363
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:48,829
See, no, you don't say,
"let's just be friends".
364
00:19:48,895 --> 00:19:50,962
‐ I say that. ‐
Okay, then say it.
365
00:19:51,029 --> 00:19:54,295
No, no. No, see, you can't
tell me when to say it
366
00:19:54,362 --> 00:19:55,795
I just say it.
367
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:59,075
Right, okay. Let‐let's
talk about something else
368
00:19:59,129 --> 00:20:00,669
then whenever you feel like it
369
00:20:00,735 --> 00:20:03,135
you can jump right in
with the friends thing.
370
00:20:05,135 --> 00:20:06,135
Fine.
371
00:20:06,769 --> 00:20:07,769
Mm‐hm.
372
00:20:11,102 --> 00:20:12,835
‐ Darryl? ‐ Mm‐hm?
373
00:20:14,035 --> 00:20:15,469
Let's just be friends.
374
00:20:15,535 --> 00:20:18,669
Oh, damn, man!
375
00:20:21,035 --> 00:20:22,969
Regine, this is so sudden.
376
00:20:26,235 --> 00:20:27,569
It happens.
377
00:20:34,302 --> 00:20:36,035
Well, I guess I
better get going.
378
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,369
‐ Okay. ‐ I'll see ya.
379
00:20:38,735 --> 00:20:41,369
Well, hey, it was
fun hangin' out.
380
00:20:41,435 --> 00:20:43,735
Well, we're friends, right?
And friends hang out.
381
00:20:43,802 --> 00:20:45,369
‐ So I'll call you. ‐ Alright.
382
00:20:45,435 --> 00:20:47,369
‐ Okay, take care. ‐ You, too.
383
00:20:52,702 --> 00:20:56,169
‐ So? How did he take it?
‐ Oh, not well, mm.
384
00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:02,676
Well, you did what
you felt was right.
385
00:21:02,742 --> 00:21:04,476
You can't have any
regrets about that.
386
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:05,976
No, I don't.
387
00:21:08,042 --> 00:21:09,976
Except, now, I'm alone again.
388
00:21:11,409 --> 00:21:14,142
But I have my friends. I
mean, I got you, right?
389
00:21:14,209 --> 00:21:16,115
That's right, girl, you
know I'm there for you.
390
00:21:16,182 --> 00:21:17,182
We're like sisters.
391
00:21:17,249 --> 00:21:18,415
[knock on door]
392
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,449
Hi. Ready to go?
393
00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:24,782
Later, Regine.
394
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:33,582
[screaming]
395
00:21:45,882 --> 00:21:47,549
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