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[music on radio]
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Hey, girl.
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Your eggs a la
Overton are ready.
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What makes 'em different from
plain old scrambled eggs?
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I guess the fact that I
call 'em eggs a la Overton.
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Mm, that really works.
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I might have to make me
some toast a la Khadijah.
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(female ♫1 on radio) 'This is Windy
Day with a special weather bulletin.'
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'The groundhog saw its
shadow this morning'
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'and the National
Weather Service'
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'is predicting the worst
blizzard in over a decade.'
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'Happy Groundhog Day.'
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'Now back to the hits.'
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[music on radio]
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What the hell does a groundhog
have to do with the weather?
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I'm sayin'.
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Now, Grandma Wakefield
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she knew how to
forecast the weather.
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She said if she spits and
it blows to the left
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there's a storm‐a‐brewing.
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What if it blows to the right?
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Oh, that's just plain old spit.
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♪ We are living single ♪
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♪ Ooh in a 90s kinda world
I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up What ♪
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♪ Keep your head
up That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough You gotta fight with ♪
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♪ My homegirl standing to
my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue We're
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living Check,
check, check it out ♪
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♪ Single Check,
check, check it out ♪
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Oh.
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I told you we'd never
make it to "Flavor."
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There's almost a foot
of snow out there.
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If we could've just made
it through that snowdrift.
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I tried to tell you.
It wasn't a snowdrift
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it was a Honda.
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I would tell you how to
get to Sesame Street.
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You take Puke Avenue.
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[shouting] Ms. Shaw, you're
talking to the TV again!
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Did you forget to
take your medication?
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Yeah, what's up with the PJs, Max?
You feeling sick?
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I'm fine. The office was closed.
I'll spend all day on your couch
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so I figured, hey, why waste
time getting dressed?
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[clapping] Right now, that's
some snow day thinkin'!
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Snow day!
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Okay, Synclaire.
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You got your pencil sharpener,
your cute little office toy..
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Let's get ready to work.
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Oh, my! I feel a
fever coming on.
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Maybe a lung infection,
oh, the gout, or..
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Scurvy. I..
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Synclaire, this is the second
time this year you had scurvy.
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Now, sit your ass down.
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It's not fair, it's a snow day!
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[whining] Oh, you think
you got problems, huh?
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Well, you should be down
on your hands and knees
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thanking God that you
don't have something
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serious to complain about.
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Something that can change
your life forever!
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Max, are you okay?
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Oh, yeah, I'm fine, why?
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Come on, girl, what's wrong?
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It's the snow!
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It always makes me
a little queasy.
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It's not a solid,
it's not a liquid.
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What the hell is it?
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Hey, everybody.
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This is my..
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Friend, Melissa.
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Melissa, that's Synclaire,
that's Khadijah..
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Oh, yeah, and that's Max,
better know as cousin "It."
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Nice to meet all of you.
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Nice to meet you. Hi. Heh.
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Melissa came over last night,
and, uh, we got snowed in.
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So how'd you end up with Kyle?
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Did he show up on your floss?
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No, no, I'm an
efficiency expert.
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I was hired by Kyle's
office to help them
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streamline their
office procedure.
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[groaning]
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Kyle had the neatest desk, and
spent the least amount of time
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dawdling in the men's room.
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Khadijah, Khadijah, do
you have any coffee?
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We're, like, all out upstairs.
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I'll be happy to make you some.
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Oh, if it's alright,
I'll brew it myself.
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I drink a special blend of decaf
with a splash of espresso
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lightly flavored with
cinnamon, nutmeg and vanilla.
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Mm! It's the only way
to drink coffee.
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It's like fate.
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I just stocked up on that make.
Come on.
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I cannot take that
anymore, Khadijah.
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Please, please don't
leave me in a room
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alone with that woman.
Do you know
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that she has organized my
soap by the amount of tallow?
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Talk to me, what the
hell is tallow?
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Come on, man, is she that bad?
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[horselaugh]
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I have spent the night with Mrs.
Ed.
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[static on radio]
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Yeah, alright, alright.
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I'll call you tomorrow
to reschedule. Okay.
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Whoo, man, this blizzard is
really takin' it's toll.
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I had to cancel my
pedicure and my facial.
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Well, you seem to be
holdin' up pretty well..
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Considering.
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Thanks for pickin' me up.
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With the subways out, I don't
know how I would've gotten home.
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(man on radio) 'The Giants haven't been
the same since Bill Parcells left.'
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'The Patriots are the
team of the '90s and..'
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Hey, what are you doin'?
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Could I listen to
Doctor David Scott May
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the singing psychiatrist?
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(female ♫2 on radio) 'Then,
he left me for my brother.'
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[sobbing] 'And I've been crying
myself to sleep ever since.'
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(Dr. May) 'You've taken the
important first step.'
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'You're acknowledging the pain.'
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'The next thing you
need to do is..'
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♪ Forget your troubles
and just get happy ♪
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Make me wish my radio
had been jacked.
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Wow, Obie, you really
got this van hooked up.
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Yep, I got a setup like
a deluxe hotel room.
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Including a fully‐stocked
fridge and a honor bar.
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Help yourself.
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Oh, just, uh, check
off what you take.
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Is that a bean bag chair?
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Yep. My mom gave it to me
on my eighth birthday.
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What'd you do wrong?
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Hey, aren't you kind of
takin' the long way home?
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Clearly, you don't
understand the mechanics
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of New York City drivin'.
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See, I'm takin' the
one‐way streets
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so as to avoid oncoming traffic.
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[Regine screaming] Obie, look out!
Oh!
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‐ You okay? ‐ Yeah.
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Yeah, I think so.
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[breathing deeply]
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I saw my life pass
before my eyes.
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I forgot how good I
looked as a teenager.
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[whirring]
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[whirring continues]
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[sighing]
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‐ We're stuck? ‐ No,
we're not stuck.
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Overton Wakefield Jones
does not get stuck.
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[whirring]
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You know, Regine, we..
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Never have a chance
to just sit and talk.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait..
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Okay.
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I'm startin' to worry
about Overton and Regine.
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You know how slow
Overton drives.
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There's probably a wino
with a shopping cart
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passin' him right now.
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[phone ringing]
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(Melissa) Hmm, you sure keep your
phone in an inconvenient place.
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Hello.
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Regine! Regine, what's wrong?
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Oh, my gosh! Are you alright?
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Well, how's Overton?
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Oh, we're both doin' fine.
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Actually, it's kind of
relaxin' being trapped
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with nowhere to go
and nothin' to do.
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Mm‐hm.
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Tell you what? Don't you worry.
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I saw a movie once
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where a plane crashed
in the mountains
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and the people were
stuck with no food..
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Oh... this would not be a
good time for that story.
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You just give Obie
a big hug from me
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and you call us with
an update real soon.
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Regine and Overton are
stuck in his van.
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Don't worry.
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Overton's honor bar is stocked
with enough food for a month.
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Come to think of it, maybe I
should get some supplies for us.
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Uh, no, let me. I'll go, I
won't take no for an answer.
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What do you need? Come on.
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When you're in the express
check‐out lane, don't be afraid
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to count the number of items
of the cart in front of you.
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And pick me up some Mallomars,
a home pregnancy test
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oh, and an onion.
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Okay, no onion.
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Max..
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Are you really pregnant?
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I won't know till I pee
over the little wand
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that comes in the kit
I asked you to get.
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There's an image to take to
the store with me, yeah.
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Max... who? When? How?
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I think we all know how.
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Well, then, who?
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Michael.
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A few weeks ago, we
had a little problem
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with the... with the
condom slipping off.
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It seems Michael was feeling
particularly arrogant
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and bought the magnum size.
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Well..
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At least, it's someone you
know and kind of like.
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Have you called
this Michael person
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and worked out some sort of
budget for future expenses?
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Not yet.
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And I don't want to say anything
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till I know for sure.
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He'd just use it as
an excuse to get..
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You know, closer.
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Well, what are you
gonna if you are?
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I don't know.
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I make a good living.
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I'm in good health.
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Got a couple of places to live.
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Where's Kyle with
that damn test?
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You know, in your
medicine cabinet
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right behind the laxatives,
there's a pregnancy test
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next to the Q‐Tips.
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Yeah, that's my test.
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My doctor gives out samples.
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Wish me luck.
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I can't believe Max might
actually be pregnant.
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I never thought this
would happen to her.
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It's the law of averages.
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You walk through a cow
pasture enough times
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you're bound to step
in something squishy.
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You know it kinda makes
you stop and realize
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this whole sex thing..
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Is designed to get you pregnant.
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So, any news?
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Yeah.
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I can't go!
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I have to go!
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‐ I can't hold it in any longer.
‐ What do you expect?
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You crossed off three apple
juices from the list.
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The tow truck will be here
once the road's safe.
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Well, that could be next week.
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Now, you're so handy.
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Can't you just whip up a
little toilet up in here?
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Not one that would flush.
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‐ Hey, what's that? ‐ Oh,
I think it's a snowplow.
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A snowplow! Oh, we're saved.
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Hey, over here!
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[honking]
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Over here!
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[screaming]
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I will not be buried
in this shag coffin.
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I am getting out of here.
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Regine!
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Re... Re..
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[door shuts]
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(Regine) 'Ow!'
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[coughing]
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You, uh, you okay?
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I hate the snow.
251
00:13:24,162 --> 00:13:27,596
And I hate being cold,
and I'm scared.
252
00:13:27,662 --> 00:13:29,029
Oh, Regine, look.
253
00:13:29,096 --> 00:13:31,829
Look, I promise I'm not gonna
let anything happen to you.
254
00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:35,296
Oh well, you're a little late
with the promises, Overton.
255
00:13:35,362 --> 00:13:37,562
You could've just driven
us straight home, right?
256
00:13:37,629 --> 00:13:41,096
But no! You just had to avoid
the head‐on collision.
257
00:13:42,496 --> 00:13:44,496
And now, look where we are.
258
00:13:46,229 --> 00:13:49,996
Okay, I realize that that's
just the fear talking.
259
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:52,462
But baby..
260
00:13:52,529 --> 00:13:54,462
Don't hit me again.
261
00:13:57,896 --> 00:13:59,362
(Synclaire) Okay, then. Okay.
262
00:13:59,429 --> 00:14:02,636
Try to imagine a
gurgling stream.
263
00:14:02,702 --> 00:14:04,702
[whispering] Okay. Gurgling.
264
00:14:04,769 --> 00:14:06,069
[water gushing]
265
00:14:08,802 --> 00:14:11,402
Ah! Still nothin'.
266
00:14:11,469 --> 00:14:14,469
Come on, Max. What does
it take to get you to go?
267
00:14:14,536 --> 00:14:16,769
At work, I have to
go all the time.
268
00:14:16,836 --> 00:14:19,936
As soon as the
elevator doors close.
269
00:14:20,002 --> 00:14:21,936
Is there music in the elevators?
270
00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:23,936
Yeah. It's sappy muzak.
271
00:14:26,136 --> 00:14:28,136
[humming "The Blue
Danube Waltz"]
272
00:14:34,136 --> 00:14:36,536
[gibberish]
273
00:14:39,569 --> 00:14:41,336
Oh, crap!
274
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:44,636
If she's pregnant, it
is gonna be hell on us.
275
00:14:44,702 --> 00:14:48,802
Dumpin' that kid off to us every
mornin' before she goes to work.
276
00:14:48,869 --> 00:14:49,869
You'll see.
277
00:14:49,902 --> 00:14:51,302
Once Max has that baby
278
00:14:51,369 --> 00:14:54,036
the magic of motherhood
will kick in.
279
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:57,302
She may even buy her own food.
280
00:14:57,369 --> 00:15:01,142
Yeah, well, I'll help
Max in any way I can.
281
00:15:01,209 --> 00:15:03,609
But I tell you this, I'm
not breast feedin'.
282
00:15:05,209 --> 00:15:07,309
Whoo, man!
283
00:15:07,376 --> 00:15:09,742
It is ugly out there.
284
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:13,642
You know, but I did manage
to get Max her onion.
285
00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:16,242
And check me out.
286
00:15:16,309 --> 00:15:19,242
I got your dot, your no dot.
287
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:21,676
I got your plus, your minus.
288
00:15:21,742 --> 00:15:23,742
And I got your pink
and your blue.
289
00:15:23,809 --> 00:15:25,142
Alright?
290
00:15:25,209 --> 00:15:28,309
I read all the instructions just
in case you need some help.
291
00:15:28,376 --> 00:15:30,176
Gosh, Kyle.
292
00:15:30,242 --> 00:15:33,242
‐ Do I sense some concern? ‐ No.
293
00:15:33,309 --> 00:15:36,942
Don't you wanna find out if Max
is gonna have a litter or not?
294
00:15:39,176 --> 00:15:40,742
Where is she anyway?
295
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,609
Upstairs, taking my test.
296
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:45,009
Don't‐don't even ask.
297
00:15:46,109 --> 00:15:47,409
Well?
298
00:15:47,476 --> 00:15:50,176
Well, nothin'. It takes 15
minutes to get the results.
299
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:52,176
Is there anything we
can do, anything?
300
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,476
Sit your butt down and
stop staring at me
301
00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,476
like my water's about to break.
302
00:16:13,149 --> 00:16:15,882
Well, I know what'll take
our mind off things.
303
00:16:15,949 --> 00:16:17,149
Work.
304
00:16:17,216 --> 00:16:20,049
So, Max and Synclaire
305
00:16:20,116 --> 00:16:22,549
why don't you guys sort
these receipts for me?
306
00:16:22,616 --> 00:16:24,182
Kyle, could you tally 'em up?
307
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,349
Mellissa, could you
proof‐read this article?
308
00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:28,082
That's right.
309
00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:32,349
Khadijah, you missed a period.
310
00:16:37,682 --> 00:16:39,049
[phone ringing]
311
00:16:39,116 --> 00:16:40,749
I'll get it.
312
00:16:40,816 --> 00:16:43,216
Hello. Regine?
313
00:16:43,282 --> 00:16:45,649
Regine, I can hardly hear you.
314
00:16:45,716 --> 00:16:47,716
Any progress?
315
00:16:47,782 --> 00:16:50,082
Oh, not much going
on here either.
316
00:16:50,149 --> 00:16:53,882
Except there's a good
chance Max is pregnant.
317
00:16:53,949 --> 00:16:56,149
What? By who? Wait me minute.
He‐‐.
318
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,349
Hello? Hello?
319
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,416
Oh!
320
00:16:59,349 --> 00:17:00,889
Battery just died!
321
00:17:00,956 --> 00:17:04,289
What was that all about?
322
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,422
It's someone else's
personal business.
323
00:17:06,489 --> 00:17:10,322
So, I have to respect
their right to privacy.
324
00:17:10,389 --> 00:17:12,322
Fair enough.
325
00:17:15,289 --> 00:17:18,856
Well, since you're gonna
keep badgering me..
326
00:17:18,922 --> 00:17:20,922
It seems Max is pregnant.
327
00:17:20,989 --> 00:17:22,922
Oh, that's wonderful.
328
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,222
Although I suppose
there is another way
329
00:17:27,289 --> 00:17:30,356
you can look at that one.
330
00:17:30,422 --> 00:17:34,289
Obie, this is the juiciest thing
to hit our house in a long time.
331
00:17:34,356 --> 00:17:37,122
You have got to get
us up outta here.
332
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,922
Girl, without salt or sand
to put under the tires
333
00:17:39,989 --> 00:17:41,989
there's nothing we can do.
334
00:17:45,489 --> 00:17:46,489
Oh, no.
335
00:17:46,522 --> 00:17:48,889
Don't go there.
336
00:17:48,956 --> 00:17:52,122
Then, don't do it for me.
Do it for Synclaire.
337
00:17:52,189 --> 00:17:54,122
Huh? I mean, she's
worried about you.
338
00:17:54,189 --> 00:17:57,422
Sh‐she has no way of
knowing if you're alright.
339
00:17:57,489 --> 00:17:59,422
Your snookums.
340
00:17:59,489 --> 00:18:02,062
Your cheese blintz.
341
00:18:02,129 --> 00:18:05,029
‐ Your snack cake. ‐ Mmm.
342
00:18:05,096 --> 00:18:09,629
Oh, you had to go and
say, "snack cake."
343
00:18:09,696 --> 00:18:11,629
[whispering] Give me the knife.
344
00:18:13,062 --> 00:18:14,062
No.
345
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,196
No, I'll do it myself.
346
00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:20,396
[sniffing]
347
00:18:20,462 --> 00:18:23,262
The chair would
want it that way.
348
00:18:29,696 --> 00:18:30,696
[ding]
349
00:18:30,729 --> 00:18:31,729
[alarms ringing]
350
00:18:34,996 --> 00:18:37,562
Let me guess. Time for
me to check the results.
351
00:18:40,762 --> 00:18:44,096
I'm so nervous, it's
like I took the test.
352
00:18:44,162 --> 00:18:46,529
I can't wait till I'm a mother.
353
00:18:46,596 --> 00:18:49,096
I mean, I can and I will.
Not like Maxine.
354
00:18:51,496 --> 00:18:53,429
Well, I'm looking
forward to fatherhood.
355
00:18:53,496 --> 00:18:55,896
You know, the bonding,
the nurturing.
356
00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:58,296
Uh, the tax deduction.
357
00:18:58,362 --> 00:19:01,102
You know, hon, the only real
way to raise children is‐‐
358
00:19:01,169 --> 00:19:02,736
(Khadijah) 'Melissa!'
359
00:19:02,802 --> 00:19:05,302
Melissa, I believe I speak
for everyone when I say
360
00:19:05,369 --> 00:19:07,569
we don't give a damn!
361
00:19:10,736 --> 00:19:11,936
Done it again, haven't I?
362
00:19:12,002 --> 00:19:15,002
Had sex too soon with a man
I like and then alienated
363
00:19:15,069 --> 00:19:17,902
his downstairs neighbors
with my whole control thing.
364
00:19:21,569 --> 00:19:23,236
Well?
365
00:19:23,302 --> 00:19:27,436
First of all, your
Renuzit is hard.
366
00:19:27,502 --> 00:19:31,402
‐ Secondly, I'm not pregnant.
‐ Whoo!
367
00:19:31,469 --> 00:19:33,636
Oh, my gosh!
368
00:19:33,702 --> 00:19:35,936
Whoa! That was a close one.
369
00:19:36,002 --> 00:19:40,036
I mean, for a minute there, I
actually thought I was pregnant.
370
00:19:40,102 --> 00:19:44,036
Well, so much for
little Tyler Shaw.
371
00:19:46,369 --> 00:19:49,402
‐ Aww! ‐ Yeah.
372
00:19:49,469 --> 00:19:53,736
You know, I was actually getting
used to the idea of being a mom.
373
00:19:53,802 --> 00:19:57,069
Aww, that's nice, Maxine.
374
00:19:57,136 --> 00:19:58,836
Don't you ever..
375
00:19:58,902 --> 00:20:01,242
Ever put us through that again.
376
00:20:01,309 --> 00:20:03,442
Hear me? Hear me?
377
00:20:03,509 --> 00:20:06,009
Nothing unplanned is ever
going to happen to me again.
378
00:20:06,076 --> 00:20:08,809
And when I do get pregnant,
oh, I'm going all out.
379
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:11,676
Fertility drugs, twins, two
in one pop, tubes tied
380
00:20:11,742 --> 00:20:13,042
and I'm done.
381
00:20:14,409 --> 00:20:16,042
It would've been
interesting to see
382
00:20:16,109 --> 00:20:17,576
the kind of children you'd have.
383
00:20:17,642 --> 00:20:19,576
You saw "Alien", didn't you?
384
00:20:19,642 --> 00:20:20,942
[laughing]
385
00:20:23,342 --> 00:20:26,142
Oh! Thank God. Max pregnant.
Must know.
386
00:20:30,876 --> 00:20:33,109
No, I'm not pregnant.
387
00:20:35,976 --> 00:20:38,009
So? So? Somebody
paint a picture.
388
00:20:38,076 --> 00:20:39,809
What, were we happy?
Were we sad?
389
00:20:39,876 --> 00:20:41,756
Did we‐did we talk about
other near‐pregnancies?
390
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:44,409
Did we talk about what it'd
be like if we're pregnant?
391
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:48,309
Somebody gimme the highlights!
392
00:20:48,376 --> 00:20:50,642
Happy, yes.
393
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:51,976
‐ Yes. ‐ Oh!
394
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:55,642
Whoo! Whoo, thank you, girl.
395
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:57,642
I feel like I was there.
396
00:21:02,016 --> 00:21:04,582
Oh, Obie.
397
00:21:04,649 --> 00:21:06,982
Your bean bag chair.
398
00:21:07,049 --> 00:21:08,916
Yeah.
399
00:21:08,982 --> 00:21:12,549
It gave it's tiny little
beans so that we may live.
400
00:21:13,882 --> 00:21:15,882
(female on radio)
'This is Windy Day.'
401
00:21:15,949 --> 00:21:17,049
Hush up, people.
402
00:21:17,116 --> 00:21:19,049
'The storm is breaking
and heading east.'
403
00:21:19,116 --> 00:21:20,682
'But don't put away
those galoshes.'
404
00:21:20,749 --> 00:21:22,682
'Another front is moving
in this evening.'
405
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:25,349
‐ Oh. ‐ Alright,
Melissa, hop to.
406
00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:27,916
Let's get you out of here
as efficiently as possible.
407
00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:29,216
Okay.
408
00:21:29,282 --> 00:21:31,249
I sure hope they cleared
the Holland Tunnel.
409
00:21:31,316 --> 00:21:34,549
It's really the only
way to get to Jersey.
410
00:21:34,616 --> 00:21:36,616
[theme music]
411
00:21:39,782 --> 00:21:42,149
(Overton) 'I usually don't
call shows like this'
412
00:21:42,216 --> 00:21:44,549
'but I don't know
where else to turn.'
413
00:21:44,616 --> 00:21:46,816
'I'm‐I'm hurtin' inside, doc.'
414
00:21:48,949 --> 00:21:51,949
(male on radio) 'Well, Overton,
the loss of a bean bag chair'
415
00:21:52,016 --> 00:21:53,416
'can be very traumatic.'
416
00:21:53,482 --> 00:21:54,922
'But you're acknowledging
your pain.'
417
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:57,016
'The next thing you
need to do is..'
418
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:59,549
♪ Forget your troubles
and just get happy ♪
419
00:21:59,616 --> 00:22:00,922
♪ You better chase.. ♪
420
00:22:00,989 --> 00:22:03,222
♪ You better chase all
your cares away ♪
421
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:05,256
♪ Shout Hallelujah
Come on, be happy ♪
422
00:22:05,322 --> 00:22:09,389
(man on radio) 'Overton, I'm going to
have to ask you turn your radio down.'
423
00:22:10,989 --> 00:22:13,589
(Overton) 'Oh, oh.
Sorry. My bad.'
424
00:22:13,656 --> 00:22:16,189
♪ Forget your troubles
and just get happy ♪
425
00:22:16,256 --> 00:22:18,656
♪ You better chase all
your cares away ♪
426
00:22:18,722 --> 00:22:21,289
♪ Shout Hallelujah
Come on get happy ♪
427
00:22:21,356 --> 00:22:23,089
♪ Ready for the judgment day ♪
428
00:22:23,156 --> 00:22:24,322
Yeah.
429
00:22:24,389 --> 00:22:25,456
Woo‐hoo!
430
00:22:25,522 --> 00:22:26,522
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