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Oh, look, Khadijah,
more flowers!
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Baby, I'm back! Ha ha ha!
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Scooter!
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Hey.
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Now what?
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How about this?
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You're suspending me?
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No, let's just call it an extended...
vacation.
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You sure you don't
wanna give me a raise?
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Damn.
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Man, I had the day from hell.
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Come on, Khadijah,
let's do this.
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Max..
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This is not exactly
the best timing.
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Can we talk later?
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Oh.
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[screaming]
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[instrumental music]
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‐ Oh, shoot. Oh! ‐ Ooh, ooh.
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‐ Ugh! ‐ Ugh!
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Okay. Okay, this is,
this is a nightmare.
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Let's just shake it off, man.
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Ooh! Yeah, that's it.
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Oh, you got to shake harder.
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You got to shake it harder.
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Wait, wait, w‐wait.
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‐ Aah. ‐ Uh.
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We drank the whole bottle?
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Why is there salt in my navel?
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‐ Okay. Ha ha ha ha! Whoo!
‐ Okay. Okay.
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You don't think we..
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‐ Ha ha! ‐ No.
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‐ Aah! ‐ God looks out for me.
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Aah, uh..
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God must've blinked.
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Mm. Mm.
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‐ Kyle? ‐ Mm?
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‐ If I hear one word of this..
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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I will kill you
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burn you
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and salt the earth
where I bury you.
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So, that nothing..
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Will ever grow there again.
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You do not have to worry.
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I do not brag about
charity work.
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Ooh.
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[keys jingling]
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Aah! Shit.
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Come on, man, give me that.
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‐ Give me that! ‐
W‐wait, wait, wait!
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Well..
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I can see you takin' advantage
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of havin' the place
all to yourself.
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[chuckles] Yeah.
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What was that?
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Umm, that is a rat I just
chased into the kitchen.
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Oh. Well, let's just take
a little look, shall we?
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Uh, Overton, Overton, you know,
you, heh, must be exhausted.
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‐ Out all night and stuff.
‐ That's true, man.
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Nothin' takes it out of you
like a '70s film fest.
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Too much of that a
hand‐held cameras.
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Yeah, yeah, that
good, now look..
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Why don't you go and
get some rest, yeah?
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‐ Yeah. Good idea. ‐ Yeah?
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‐ Well, I'm tired. ‐ Okay.
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Oh, um..
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You got the, uh, Rat‐O‐Matic
and fake cheese in the closet.
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‐ 'In the closet.' ‐ Alright?
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Yeah.
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‐ Come quickly. ‐ Oh, God, oh!
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Open it, open it.
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‐ Go, go. ‐ Aa‐aah!
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Aahh!
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Ooh in a '90s kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I've got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep ya head up ♪
♪ What ♪
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♪ Keep ya head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
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♪ Wheneva this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ Wit' my home girl standin'
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue we tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ No free position ♪
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♪ Ah‐hh‐hh ♪
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, hey, everybody.
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Life gave me lemons,
so I made lemonade.
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‐ Ooh, no. ‐ No, I'm sorry.
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‐ No, I'm fine. Mm‐mm.
‐ Oh, well.
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What you do when life
gives you lemonade?
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Make popsicles. Be right back.
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Oh, Synclaire, Synclaire.
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While you're down there,
would you give me diet soda?
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‐ I'm thirsty. ‐ Alright, then.
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Heh heh, I love Synclaire.
Ha ha ha.
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Scooter.
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You get my ear all soggy.
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Sorry.
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No, no, baby, don't stop.
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I just want you to
switch to the other ear.
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Oh!
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‐ Max... on the roof. ‐
Good to see you, Max.
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Oh!
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Scooter.
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Khadijah told me you
wouldn't be here.
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I was just about to leave.
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But, he'll be around a lot more
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when he gets this job
with Halogen Records.
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Okay. Isn't love beautiful now?
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‐ Push on, now. ‐ Ha ha ha.
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Max, don't ever change, huh?
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Don't tell me what to do.
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Good luck cheerin' her up.
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Oh, you're leaving.
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We were just about to have
popsicles in four‐five hours.
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‐ Save me one. ‐ Okay.
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Alright.
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So, what's the buzz, cuz?
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What happened last night?
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[sighs] Well, Alonzo left.
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And Scooter and I got to talking
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and you know how
it is between us.
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We can't fight it, one
thing lead to another
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and another and another,
all up in the kitchen.
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Well, I feel like crap.
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Hold up, everybody.
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I sense Max wants
to share something.
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‐ Uh. ‐ What's wrong?
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Oh.
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I will never ever drink again!
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[scoffing]
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Ooh, Max, who are you sorry
you spent the night with?
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Now, you see, that just
shows how much you know.
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If Max had spent the
night with someone
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she'd have the relaxed look
on her face, you know.
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Uh, uh...
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Oh, yes.
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[laughing]
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Okay, girl, come on, who was it?
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Regine, get off it.
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No, not until I find
out who she was on.
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Look, I came here
to relax, okay?
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‐ So, let's just all relax!
‐ Okay.
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‐ Very well. ‐ Thank you.
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♪ Tell me something good ♪
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♪ Tell me that you like it.. ♪
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Isn't that funny?
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You two singing the
same little diddy?
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‐ Listen, I'm gonna go.
‐ Listen, I'm gonna go.
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‐ I'll stay you go.
‐ I'll stay you go.
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‐ Okay, you go after.
‐ You go after.
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Guys, you're making
me dizzy already!
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‐ You guys just chill!
‐ I was tryin'.
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Did you all see that?
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‐ What? ‐ Max.
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‐ Well, what'd she do?
‐ Nothin'.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Look at Kyle's shoulders.
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'Ain't 'em space booties?'
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Wait, wait, wait, she
ain't said a word.
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I don't know. Maybe
she didn't noticed.
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No.
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Hey, Kyle.
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Nice jams.
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Very Caribbean.
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Thanks, babe.
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Wait a minute.
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Max, you have nothing to say?
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No.
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Not even about those
ashy camel knees?
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No.
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Yeah, something's going on.
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Hey, you, uh..
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‐ You alright, man?
‐ I'm fine. Why?
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It's just that usually you got
somethin' overly observant
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to say 'bout your
girl Max by now.
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Oh, well, not today, man.
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Look, umm..
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I've had enough sun. I'm
gonna get out of here.
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I'll talk to you later. Bye.
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(Obie) 'Hey, look..'
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Uh, excuse me..
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I gotta go see what's
wrong with him.
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Plus, I gotta go and get
some of that SPF30 for my..
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Virgin skin.
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Obie, your hair?
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Yeah, girl, I was tryin'
to tighten up my feet
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and somethin' went
terribly wrong.
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‐ Oh. ‐ See you.
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Max! Homie.
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What's up, baby? You
seem a little depressed.
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Oh, please! I'm not.
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It's your imagination.
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I'm fine! I'm on
top of the world!
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Oh, if you love me, push me.
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Look, man, if you won't
tell me what's going on
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I can't help you.
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Obie, there's nothin'
anyone can do.
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D‐don't you see, you‐you
cannot turn back
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the hands of time, man?
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Sit down.
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Overton, last night
I did something.
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For which... I may never
be able to forgive myself.
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It was the unthinkable..
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The unspeakable..
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The most horrible..
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Most heinous..
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The most repulsive..
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You slept with Kyle?
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You clawed up to Sync again?
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I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
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You had that serious
after‐sex look in your eyes.
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I just thought she had gas.
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You slept with Kyle!
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You hate Kyle. I can't even
believe you let him touch you.
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We used a condom.
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How the hell did this happen?
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Well, I had to talk to somebody!
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Well, you could have
just talked to Kyle.
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You didn't have to...
get natural with him.
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Believe me, there was
nothing natural about it.
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Oh!
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Yeah, well, I knew somethin'
freaky was going on
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when I found Max's suede
pump under the chair.
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Uh, by the way, I
fixed the heel.
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And to think, I actually
drank out of this.
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Look here, man, it's time
for some tough love.
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Man, there's obviously
somethin' between you and Max.
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‐ Oh, but, you‐‐ ‐ Look, stop.
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Now, what you all need
to do is just figure out
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if it's love or hate.
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Oh, Max.
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Max, if you really hated Kyle
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you couldn't have
slept with him.
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No, no. Max is
versatile that way.
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Oh, I can't believe it.
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I got suspended from work.
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I slept with a toad.
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And, now, I have to
live with the memory.
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Why me?
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Well, girl, that's what happens
when you don't put money
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in the collection plate
three weeks in a row.
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Mm‐hmm.
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Maxine Shaw, I would like
to have a word with you
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in private, please.
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Anything you have to say to me
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you can say in
front of my girls.
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Fine! Will you have
dinner with me tonight?
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‐ Yes! ‐ Pick you up at 7:00.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Isn't anyone else the
least bit concerned
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that Max and Kyle are on a date?
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The repercussions of their union
will be very cataclysmic.
258
00:12:36,887 --> 00:12:38,954
The lion and the lamb
will live as one.
259
00:12:39,021 --> 00:12:40,921
The law of gravity
will be repelled!
260
00:12:40,987 --> 00:12:43,287
It's gonna be bad all around!
261
00:12:44,421 --> 00:12:47,554
Girl, you here to play,
or you here to talk?
262
00:12:55,487 --> 00:12:56,787
Oh, my.
263
00:12:58,287 --> 00:13:01,027
Well, Kyle and Max seem
like a good couple to me.
264
00:13:01,094 --> 00:13:03,594
Everybody seems like a
good couple to you.
265
00:13:03,661 --> 00:13:05,527
I believe in love.
266
00:13:05,594 --> 00:13:09,894
And you just keep on
keepin' on, sweet pea.
267
00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:12,161
‐ Hey, baby. ‐ Hey,
baby, what's up?
268
00:13:12,227 --> 00:13:13,794
Did you get the job?
269
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,627
Uh, well, it's like this.
270
00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,827
You're looking at the new
director of artist relations
271
00:13:17,894 --> 00:13:19,827
for Halogen Records!
272
00:13:19,894 --> 00:13:22,394
[all cheering]
273
00:13:22,461 --> 00:13:25,194
Oh, joys!
274
00:13:25,261 --> 00:13:27,261
Now, if Max and
Kyle get together
275
00:13:27,327 --> 00:13:31,327
everybody's gonna
have a man, but me.
276
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,527
Max and Kyle are gettin' together?
Hey, good for them.
277
00:13:33,594 --> 00:13:34,927
Oh, what do you know?
278
00:13:34,994 --> 00:13:38,294
You haven't been
around but a minute.
279
00:13:38,361 --> 00:13:39,794
Regine, relax!
280
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,827
Max and Kyle are not
gettin' together.
281
00:13:41,894 --> 00:13:43,854
They have spent too many
years dissing each other.
282
00:13:43,878 --> 00:13:45,194
They don't know anything else.
283
00:13:45,261 --> 00:13:48,394
They know how to wear
out a good recliner.
284
00:13:52,994 --> 00:13:54,927
[instrumental music]
285
00:13:55,994 --> 00:13:57,327
Oh.
286
00:13:57,394 --> 00:14:01,634
Maxine, we did not come here
not to talk to each other.
287
00:14:01,701 --> 00:14:04,067
Fine. Talk away.
288
00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,734
Well, we've never
really gotten along.
289
00:14:07,801 --> 00:14:09,177
Right from the start,
remember you were bringing
290
00:14:09,201 --> 00:14:10,234
that box into the house?
291
00:14:10,301 --> 00:14:11,934
Mm‐hmm. You asked me
if I need a help.
292
00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:14,267
And you said, "Drop that.
I can carry my own box."
293
00:14:14,334 --> 00:14:16,834
‐ Scrawny bucket head grime.
‐ Scrawny bucket head grime.
294
00:14:16,901 --> 00:14:18,101
[both chuckling]
295
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:20,101
‐ You remembered? ‐ 'Ha ha.'
296
00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:25,401
My memory is one of
my greatest assets.
297
00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:28,401
I believe you've become
acquainted with the other.
298
00:14:32,201 --> 00:14:34,167
Look here, Kyle.
299
00:14:34,234 --> 00:14:38,201
I was traumatized after
being suspended from work.
300
00:14:38,267 --> 00:14:40,801
I was desperate and
out of my mind.
301
00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:42,434
What's your excuse?
302
00:14:42,501 --> 00:14:45,267
You're beautiful when I'm drunk.
303
00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:49,301
And, besides, I mean, at least,
you can say you slept with me.
304
00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:50,967
[scoffs] You still
have your dignity.
305
00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:52,834
What do I have?
306
00:14:52,901 --> 00:14:55,767
No chance in hell
of getting seconds.
307
00:14:57,667 --> 00:15:00,474
Thirds, Max. Thirds.
308
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:11,207
You make me sick!
309
00:15:11,274 --> 00:15:14,374
‐ You make me puke.
‐ You are puke.
310
00:15:14,441 --> 00:15:17,074
‐ Dance? ‐ Love to.
311
00:15:19,374 --> 00:15:21,041
[instrumental music]
312
00:15:43,774 --> 00:15:45,074
Alright. So, what do you think?
313
00:15:45,141 --> 00:15:47,807
‐ Maxine Barker? ‐ Oh.
314
00:15:47,874 --> 00:15:51,307
Maxine Shaw‐Barker?
315
00:15:51,374 --> 00:15:54,374
Uh‐uh, Maxine Barker‐Shaw?
316
00:15:55,474 --> 00:15:57,341
I mean, for real,
if they hook up
317
00:15:57,407 --> 00:15:59,141
his name is gonna be Kyle Shaw.
318
00:15:59,207 --> 00:16:00,347
[chuckles]
319
00:16:01,547 --> 00:16:03,347
I don't care what
they call themselves.
320
00:16:03,414 --> 00:16:05,614
This cannot happen!
321
00:16:05,681 --> 00:16:08,214
Oh, Regine, I think
you'd be happy.
322
00:16:08,281 --> 00:16:11,347
If they start dating, maybe she
won't be down here so much.
323
00:16:11,414 --> 00:16:13,481
Oh, please! Who're
you foolin', huh?
324
00:16:13,547 --> 00:16:16,147
In no time this place
will be crawlin'
325
00:16:16,214 --> 00:16:18,447
with freeloadin'
dreadlock havin'
326
00:16:18,514 --> 00:16:21,547
crumb‐snatchin'
little Barker‐Shaws!
327
00:16:23,747 --> 00:16:27,214
Well, if they have five of 'em,
they can form a singin' group.
328
00:16:28,481 --> 00:16:31,247
Okay, do you think Max
and Kyle would change?
329
00:16:31,314 --> 00:16:33,381
[scoffing] Duh! Of
course, they will.
330
00:16:33,447 --> 00:16:36,114
Everybody does. Look at her.
331
00:16:37,514 --> 00:16:39,281
I haven't changed.
332
00:16:39,347 --> 00:16:41,514
‐ Have I, skooie‐pooie? ‐ Mmm.
333
00:16:43,014 --> 00:16:44,981
It's all good, baby.
334
00:16:46,247 --> 00:16:48,181
Oh, get a room.
335
00:16:48,847 --> 00:16:50,414
Excuse you.
336
00:16:50,481 --> 00:16:53,014
Can we get back to the
tragedy at hand, huh?
337
00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:54,081
Okay.
338
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,914
Now, has anyone considered
339
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:59,281
what will happen to me, if
Max and Kyle get together?
340
00:16:59,347 --> 00:17:00,654
I'm sorry.
341
00:17:00,721 --> 00:17:03,821
We must have gotten all our
priorities all messed up.
342
00:17:03,887 --> 00:17:06,487
What will happen to you?
343
00:17:06,554 --> 00:17:09,954
All of Max's bitterness will
have to find a new target.
344
00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:13,854
She's afraid of you.
Synclaire will cry.
345
00:17:13,921 --> 00:17:15,187
So, that leaves moi.
346
00:17:15,254 --> 00:17:17,421
And I'm not havin' it.
347
00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:23,254
You know, Regine, while you were
talkin' I had a minute to think.
348
00:17:24,187 --> 00:17:26,221
You need to shut up.
349
00:17:32,054 --> 00:17:35,821
Okay, fine. It's alright. I
don't need none of ya'll.
350
00:17:37,021 --> 00:17:40,154
I will be the lone voice
of sanity in this room.
351
00:17:40,221 --> 00:17:43,587
But if they come back in here
talkin' that weird couple mess
352
00:17:43,654 --> 00:17:45,787
I will drive a wedge
between them.
353
00:17:45,854 --> 00:17:47,121
You give me three days
354
00:17:47,187 --> 00:17:50,421
a camera... and an airbrush kit.
355
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,121
Anyone can do what you can.
356
00:17:52,187 --> 00:17:53,987
But you remember what
happened last time.
357
00:17:54,054 --> 00:17:56,387
You wanna go to court again?
358
00:17:56,454 --> 00:17:59,421
Alright, calm down.
This is ridiculous.
359
00:17:59,487 --> 00:18:01,794
We're talkin' about
a couple's destiny.
360
00:18:01,861 --> 00:18:05,327
We can't just trivialize
it like this.
361
00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:07,794
‐ Let's put some money on it.
‐ Okay.
362
00:18:07,861 --> 00:18:10,561
[all talking indistinctly]
363
00:18:10,627 --> 00:18:13,327
[instrumental music]
364
00:18:13,394 --> 00:18:15,761
This is your problem, Maxine.
365
00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:18,261
You don't know how
to let a man lead.
366
00:18:19,527 --> 00:18:21,461
I've seen where you can take me.
367
00:18:21,527 --> 00:18:24,461
I don't wanna go there.
368
00:18:25,694 --> 00:18:27,061
Afraid?
369
00:18:27,661 --> 00:18:28,661
Bored.
370
00:18:34,127 --> 00:18:38,061
Maxine, why're you so
threatened by my manhood, huh?
371
00:18:38,127 --> 00:18:40,627
Don't you have
enough of your own?
372
00:18:42,327 --> 00:18:44,661
[all applauding]
373
00:18:54,261 --> 00:18:55,261
Mm.
374
00:18:55,294 --> 00:18:57,027
You know, you held
your own out there.
375
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,794
Well, you managed to catch me
off guard a couple of times.
376
00:18:59,861 --> 00:19:01,734
Oh, Max, you've always
got your guard up.
377
00:19:01,801 --> 00:19:04,234
Hey, when you let it
go, you can get hurt.
378
00:19:04,301 --> 00:19:05,934
Not all the time.
379
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:07,934
What about last night?
380
00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:12,067
What about it?
381
00:19:12,134 --> 00:19:13,234
[chuckles]
382
00:19:13,301 --> 00:19:14,934
Come on, Max, admit it.
383
00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:16,334
It was good.
384
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:20,734
Mm, it didn't stink.
385
00:19:21,701 --> 00:19:24,134
Alright, who had the soup?
386
00:19:24,201 --> 00:19:26,567
Oh, thank you.
387
00:19:26,634 --> 00:19:29,734
So, Maxine..
388
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,834
What's it going to be?
389
00:19:34,267 --> 00:19:37,634
Kyle, we've known each
other for a long time.
390
00:19:37,701 --> 00:19:39,667
Sniping..
391
00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:41,834
Fighting..
392
00:19:41,901 --> 00:19:45,367
Cutting each other down.
393
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,634
I don't wanna lose all that.
394
00:19:52,034 --> 00:19:53,934
Neither do I.
395
00:19:55,934 --> 00:19:57,701
[instrumental music]
396
00:19:57,767 --> 00:20:00,107
Ooh, salsa!
397
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:03,374
Please, you can't do salsa.
398
00:20:03,441 --> 00:20:05,774
[speaking Spanish]
399
00:20:06,641 --> 00:20:08,374
Aah, yeah.
400
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,307
[sighs]
401
00:20:33,241 --> 00:20:35,041
Well..
402
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,668
‐ Ah, you're home!
‐ How'd it go?
403
00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:38,894
Anything interesting go down?
404
00:20:38,918 --> 00:20:39,968
That you care to share?
405
00:20:40,034 --> 00:20:41,768
Alright, look, let's
get to the point.
406
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:43,834
You'll are not a
couple, are you?
407
00:20:43,901 --> 00:20:46,468
Please, I'm not drunk tonight.
408
00:20:46,534 --> 00:20:50,101
[scoffs] And your
face killed my buzz.
409
00:20:50,168 --> 00:20:51,468
Scarecrow.
410
00:20:51,534 --> 00:20:53,234
Mop head.
411
00:20:54,934 --> 00:20:56,334
Well, there's nothin' to see.
412
00:20:56,401 --> 00:20:58,721
Come on, everybody, back to your homes.
Let's go, let's go.
413
00:20:58,745 --> 00:21:01,541
Pay up, I win, I win. Give me
my money, give me my money.
414
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:04,374
Thanks! Come on, get,
get, get to steppin'.
415
00:21:04,441 --> 00:21:07,208
That's what you get for
slidin' a skootie‐pootie.
416
00:21:20,974 --> 00:21:22,341
Goodnight, Kyle.
417
00:21:24,774 --> 00:21:26,074
Goodnight, Max.
418
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,541
[instrumental music]
419
00:21:41,108 --> 00:21:42,608
[salsa music]
420
00:22:24,581 --> 00:22:25,581
Whoo‐hoo!
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