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[sneezing]
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Oh, Khadijah, your cold is
definitely getting worse.
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Synclaire, I told you.
I'm not sick.
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I do not get sick.
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I think you should see a doctor.
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Synclaire, I'm not leaving.
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This is Flavor's
special music issue.
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It has to be done
in the right way.
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In other words by me!
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[sneezing]
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It's fine. Everybody
else in the office
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is gonna get your
icky little germs.
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Well, if I'm so sick
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how come you're the only
one who has noticed?
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Here are those
contracts you wanted.
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Do what you want ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Yes we're living ♪
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♪ The single life yeah ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ And in a nineties
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up what ♪
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♪ Keep your head
up that's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my home‐girls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue it's
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ And in a nineties
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Haa ♪
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So, Regine, when are you
gonna go back to work?
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[chuckles] I'm not asking.
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Shoot, as long as they're
remodeling the boutique
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I am on a paid vacation.
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[chuckling]
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Now, all I need is a
well‐oiled pool boy.
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[knocking on door]
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Hey.
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‐ Hey, everybody. ‐ 'Hey.'
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Guess, what've I got?
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Cooties.
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No. Dinner.
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And some Kibble for you, Max.
Now go play dead.
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So, since when did you
become so generous?
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Well, since I have
an expense account
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it's all perfectly legitimate
as long as we discuss business.
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Now, do each one of you have
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money in a bank
account some place?
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‐ Oh, yeah. ‐ Yeah.
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Good. Keep it there.
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Okay, dinner with
prospective clients.
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Here we go, Khadijah.
Whoopsie‐daisy.
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Right. I can help myself.
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I got the flu. I'm
not a old lady.
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Oh, man. This is great.
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Hey, you know how miserable
Khadijah gets when she's sick?
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Mm‐hmm, I refuse to live
under the same roof
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with her when she's like that.
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Well, hey, fortunately
there's an abandoned
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apartment across the street
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and it's got your
name on the lease.
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Here we go, Khadijah, up to bed.
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Woo‐wo, woo‐wo‐wo..
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Look. I got to prepare for
this meet with Ed Anderson.
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We need his advertising.
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Ed Anderson, I just read about
him in Black Enterprise.
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He owns a chain of shoe stores, right?
What's it called? Um..
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Shoe‐la‐la.
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‐ Yeah. ‐ Don't laugh.
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If Flavor gets this account
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we'll be operating the
black for the first time.
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Khadijah, I can handle the
meeting with Mr. Anderson.
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In fact, I can handle
running the whole office.
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Synclaire, no.
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Okay, before you say no.
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I'm up on every project.
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I know the office inside out.
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And all although I've never been
in charge of anything in my life
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I know, I've got great
leadership skills.
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You make a great argument.
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What else can I say but no.
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[coughing]
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Uh, Khadijah..
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Uh, there were some
people at my office
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laid out for weeks
with this flu, baby.
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Mm‐hmm. He's right. I wouldn't
wish it on my worst enemy.
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Kyle, go sit a little
closer to Khadijah.
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Come on, Khadijah, please.
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Synclaire, look.
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[coughing]
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Alright, the office is yours.
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I'm too sick to argue with you.
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Yes!
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I mean, get well soon.
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Listen, listen.
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I want you to reschedule
that Shoe‐la‐la meeting.
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I'll handle Ed Anderson myself.
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And I want you to call
me if you need me.
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Call me if you don't need me.
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As a matter of fact
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just put me on the
speaker phone, okay?
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And leave the line open.
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Oh, Khadijah, you don't know how
much your trust means to me.
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Thank you.
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I'm so proud of you, girl.
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I always knew you'd get a
chance to rule by default.
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Hey, Regine, come here.
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Since you off of work, uh..
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Why don't you go
down to the office
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and keep an eye on
Synclaire for me?
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Khadijah, I'm not about
to spend my time off
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to go down to the office
and spy on Synclaire.
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In that case... can you please
stay home and take care of me?
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Spying is good.
Spying's really good.
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[instrumental music]
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(Synclaire) Oh, nothing's much has
happened Khadijah, everything's fine.
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Alright.
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Well, I started to do some
filing and then you called.
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I started to do some copying
and then you called.
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Oh, I started to call
you, but then you called.
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Listen, I'm gonna free
up the line now because
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you're getting ready to call.
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Bye‐bye.
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[laughing]
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Oh, you're embarrassing me.
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What? It's just an
ordinary laugh.
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Okay.
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[laughing]
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Regine, you volunteered to
help me so start helping
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and stop making personal calls.
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Sorry.
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Hello, Roger. Yeah, I got to go.
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Synclaire is breathing
down my neck.
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Um‐hmm, well, Khadijah
put her in charge.
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[laughing]
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'Exactly.'
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[laughing]
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I'll call you back.
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Synclaire..
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I need approval on this layout
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before I send it to the printer.
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Well, um, if Khadijah were
here, what would she say?
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I don't know. She'd
probably tell me
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to get this headline
a bigger font.
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Alrighty. Font bigger. Go.
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Good job, everyone.
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Well done.
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'Well done.'
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Come now. Come now.
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Synclaire..
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You want to see a grown man cry?
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Uh, that's very secure
of you, Russell
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but no thank you, not really.
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We're doing a music
issue, right?
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And I'm the music editor.
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What makes you think you
can make the headline
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bigger on my layout?
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Well, Khadijah asked me
to take care of things
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while she was sick.
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Huh. She got brain fever, eh?
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Alright, what would you've done?
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Same thing.
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But it would've been me.
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Doing it.
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Font bigger. Go.
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Bobo gal.
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(Overton) 'Oh, my.'
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This is more shocking than
that time I saw you naked.
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Oh, Richard. I want
you to go away.
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I get very cranky when I'm sick.
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Very cranky.
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Luckily, I can take
care of myself.
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Yeah.
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Did you take your medicine?
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That stuff smell like feet.
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Well, let's just see if
it tastes like feet.
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Now, say ah..
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Nah!
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Um... good.
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Well, if you like the liquids,
you'd love the pills.
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Oh, look at that girly.
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Give a brother a break.
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You know, I promised Synclaire
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I was gonna take care of you.
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So, at least try some soup.
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You can't make me.
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Oh, come on.
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There's chock‐full of
vitamin, mineral, protein.
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Things you need to get well.
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And I'm not budging till
this bowl is empty.
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Now, come on.
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You know, this is not
what I meant but..
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The bowl is empty.
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And, girl, I have just begun
to pour the tea, honey.
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Oh, keep it coming, girl.
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Is this company business?
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Uh. Yes.
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See, things were going just
fine for David and Fatima
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until he caught her in
the dark room with Mike.
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Regine, you don't even
know these people.
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So what?
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I'm in the loop.
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Synclaire, why don't
you just stick a knife
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in my heart and
twist, twist, twist?
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No, Russell, that would be mean.
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Oh, you're Russell.
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You know what this is?
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My column. Which I now
discover has been cut in half.
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Thank you very much.
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Russell, that was
Khadijah's decision.
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She's the editor‐in‐chief.
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Well, I want my column
printed in its entirety.
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I'm sorry. I don't have
the authority to do that.
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Huh!
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So, you're just a puppet.
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A lackey of the
corporate structure.
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Sticks and stones, Russell.
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Sticks and stones, man.
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I can't believe this
chicken yard magazine.
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And you in charge.
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I can't work like this.
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I quit!
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Russell! Russell,
you can't quit.
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We can't do the music
issue without you.
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You should've thought
of that before
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you sold your soul to the man.
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Khadijah's not the man.
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You don't have to be
a man to be the man.
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Oh, what difference does
one little column make?
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Huh, that one little column
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is the aesthetic core
of the entire issue.
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'It's my masterpiece.'
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Plus it's got this great little
picture of me next to my name.
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You can't quit!
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You won't get
unemployment if you quit.
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Finally, I'm free from
your creative tyranny.
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Bye, everyone.
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Yeah, well, you're fired!
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Let that be a lesson to all of you.
Back to work.
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What am I supposed
to tell Khadijah?
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Okay.
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Just tell her that Russell quit.
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And the special music
issue won't be coming up
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because you messed up.
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Oh, there's no shame in that.
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Oh, but, Regine, if Khadijah
thinks I can't handle this
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I'm never gonna get another
chance to prove myself.
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00:11:09,406 --> 00:11:11,473
Now, that's not true, Synclaire.
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The military takes
virtually anybody.
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Oh, look at Khadijah.
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'She's so sweet.'
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Hey, Overton, how is she?
259
00:11:27,006 --> 00:11:30,206
Nothing two aspirin and a
cattle prod wouldn't cure.
260
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,973
Ooh, Synclaire, you're home.
261
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,140
How's everything at the office?
262
00:11:37,206 --> 00:11:38,440
What went wrong?
263
00:11:38,506 --> 00:11:40,673
Nothing, Khadijah.
Don't you trust me?
264
00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:42,140
Regine, what went wrong?
265
00:11:43,406 --> 00:11:44,573
Oh, nothing.
266
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,340
No. She was great.
267
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:48,973
No conflicts.
268
00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:52,806
Nobody raised their
voice and nobody quit.
269
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,406
No, no. Nothing like that.
Nothing at all.
270
00:11:57,473 --> 00:11:59,906
But whoo, am I right! Woof.
271
00:11:59,973 --> 00:12:04,346
Well, uh, I'd love to prop
you up, sweet thing, but
272
00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:06,346
I got nothing left to give.
273
00:12:08,546 --> 00:12:10,480
[instrumental music]
274
00:12:12,413 --> 00:12:13,913
(Khadijah) 'Overton!'
275
00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:15,380
What?
276
00:12:15,446 --> 00:12:17,180
(Khadijah) 'Where's
the TV guide?'
277
00:12:19,313 --> 00:12:20,313
Coming.
278
00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,846
(Khadijah) 'Overton!'
279
00:12:32,913 --> 00:12:33,980
What?
280
00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:37,446
(Khadijah) 'Change the channel!'
281
00:12:38,946 --> 00:12:40,346
You have the remote.
282
00:12:40,413 --> 00:12:42,246
(Khadijah) 'I can't reach it.'
283
00:12:44,646 --> 00:12:46,013
I promised Synclaire.
284
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,313
Promised Synclaire.
Promised Synclaire.
285
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,213
Promised Synclaire.
286
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,746
(Khadijah) 'Overton!'
287
00:12:57,746 --> 00:12:58,746
What?
288
00:13:00,353 --> 00:13:02,486
(Khadijah) 'Don't forget
to cut off the crust.'
289
00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:08,986
Okay.
290
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,753
‐ Hey, boy. ‐ 'What up, dude?'
291
00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:16,186
I go that orange
juice you wanted.
292
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,120
Mm‐hmm.
293
00:13:18,186 --> 00:13:21,553
Man, I'll never get Khadijah to
drink juice from concentrate.
294
00:13:23,286 --> 00:13:24,420
Oh, Overton.
295
00:13:24,486 --> 00:13:26,586
Man, what exactly are you doing?
296
00:13:26,653 --> 00:13:29,920
She likes her toast
without the crust. Okay?
297
00:13:35,653 --> 00:13:37,986
Overton, man, you're going
about this all wrong.
298
00:13:38,053 --> 00:13:41,020
Her highness wants toast?
I don't think so.
299
00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,286
Slap some jelly on
this bread like this.
300
00:13:45,353 --> 00:13:47,053
She'll eat it and like it.
301
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,153
Observe.
302
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:49,453
Uh, yo, Khadijah.
303
00:13:50,553 --> 00:13:52,486
[whistling]
304
00:13:55,886 --> 00:13:57,353
Okay.
305
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,520
I've softened her up a bit.
306
00:13:58,586 --> 00:14:01,860
And why don't you go on
and make that toast?
307
00:14:01,926 --> 00:14:04,260
And... no crust, huh?
308
00:14:04,326 --> 00:14:05,326
Thanks.
309
00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:07,860
(Max) 'Hey, Kyle.'
310
00:14:07,893 --> 00:14:09,126
Forgot to wear your bib again?
311
00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:13,160
Oh, Max, it's so
good to see you.
312
00:14:15,093 --> 00:14:16,226
Ooh!
313
00:14:16,293 --> 00:14:17,793
Oh, man.
314
00:14:18,493 --> 00:14:20,326
Daggone.
315
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,860
Well, Overton.
316
00:14:21,926 --> 00:14:23,793
Here's that jacket I
borrowed from you man.
317
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,960
Hey, Kyle, that jacket
I borrowed from you..
318
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,526
Max, I hope you're here to take over.
I'm tired.
319
00:14:39,593 --> 00:14:41,760
Unfortunately. How's
the patient anyway?
320
00:14:41,826 --> 00:14:44,126
Hey, well, I hate to think
of how miserable she'll be
321
00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:46,426
when she gets pregnant.
322
00:14:46,493 --> 00:14:48,133
Although not much chance
of that happening
323
00:14:48,193 --> 00:14:49,560
if she keeps throwing food on me
324
00:14:49,626 --> 00:14:51,126
when I get close to her bed.
325
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,293
And they say we make
the worst patients.
326
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:58,326
Personally, I think man have
a higher threshold for pain.
327
00:14:58,393 --> 00:14:59,593
Oh, please, Kyle.
328
00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:01,220
If you had to endure
cramps once a month
329
00:15:01,244 --> 00:15:03,004
you'd knock yourself out
with a blunt object.
330
00:15:05,966 --> 00:15:08,046
Max, what would you know
about what women go through?
331
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,200
Toast.
332
00:15:17,266 --> 00:15:18,800
Right here.
333
00:15:18,866 --> 00:15:19,800
Oh.
334
00:15:19,866 --> 00:15:21,466
[mumbling]
335
00:15:22,566 --> 00:15:23,900
Good morning, Khadijah.
336
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,233
Feeling any better?
337
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,200
[mumbles]
338
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,400
Oh, me. I'm fine.
339
00:15:31,466 --> 00:15:33,100
Thanks for asking.
340
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,600
I don't care about..
341
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,133
Whoo!
342
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,300
Well, you got the soup.
343
00:15:40,366 --> 00:15:41,533
You got the medicine.
344
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,233
Little juice left in the fridge.
345
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,366
Everything you need to take
care of Frankenstein in there.
346
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,933
Yeah, well, bump all that.
347
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,700
I've got everything
I need right here.
348
00:15:52,666 --> 00:15:55,066
"May cause severe drowsiness."
349
00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:57,366
I'm going to knock her out.
350
00:15:57,433 --> 00:16:00,373
And then, I'm going
to raid the fridge
351
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,540
and I'm going to work.
352
00:16:02,673 --> 00:16:04,806
Too bad that stuff
doesn't come in a dart.
353
00:16:04,873 --> 00:16:05,906
Just be like..
354
00:16:05,973 --> 00:16:06,973
[exhales sharply]
355
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,606
‐ Did Russell call yet?
‐ Uh, yes.
356
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,873
But he didn't want to talk to
you, so he left a message.
357
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:26,873
"As long as you're running
things, I shall never return.
358
00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:29,206
"Also, I'm having a
party Saturday night
359
00:16:29,273 --> 00:16:30,573
and everyone's invited."
360
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,106
I'm going. I don't care.
361
00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:34,840
Bad news, Synclaire.
362
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:37,640
When Russell quit, he took
two other writers with him.
363
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,640
Now, we don't have enough
copy for the issue.
364
00:16:39,706 --> 00:16:41,073
What?
365
00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:42,673
Okay. Okay.
366
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,773
Carmen, you know how you've been
dying to break in to writing?
367
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:46,840
No.
368
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,173
Good. Here's your big chance.
369
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,040
Music. Write. Go!
370
00:16:50,106 --> 00:16:52,306
Synclaire, there's a problem
in the lab and I need you..
371
00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:54,240
[clamoring]
372
00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:55,906
[screaming]
373
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,740
What do you people want? I'm
dancin' as fast as I can.
374
00:16:58,806 --> 00:17:00,946
Alright, back off! Back off!
375
00:17:01,013 --> 00:17:02,646
Back off! Get away.
376
00:17:02,713 --> 00:17:06,213
‐ Excuse me. ‐ What?
What do you want?
377
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,646
I‐I've got a 2 o'clock meeting.
378
00:17:08,713 --> 00:17:09,713
The name is Ed Anderson.
379
00:17:09,746 --> 00:17:12,213
I'm from Shoe‐la‐la.
380
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,313
Oh. Uh. Okay.
381
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:19,580
Well, in that case, please have
a seat in our waiting ...room.
382
00:17:21,546 --> 00:17:22,546
Excuse me.
383
00:17:24,246 --> 00:17:26,380
Synclaire, that's
the big shoe guy.
384
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,480
It's time to call Khadijah.
385
00:17:28,546 --> 00:17:31,080
Oh, my god. I forgot to
reschedule the meeting.
386
00:17:31,146 --> 00:17:33,646
I'm on a bus ride to hell.
387
00:17:35,313 --> 00:17:37,613
Okay. There's only two
things left to do, alright?
388
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:41,046
Let go of the wall
and call Khadijah.
389
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,613
Hello, Khadijah?
390
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,880
Hi, it's me.
391
00:17:48,946 --> 00:17:50,746
Things are a mess here.
392
00:17:50,813 --> 00:17:52,580
Listen, oh, I'm sorry.
393
00:17:52,646 --> 00:17:53,646
Just save the magazine.
394
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,180
I don't care about
myself anymore.
395
00:17:55,246 --> 00:17:57,913
Mr. Anderson is here now.
Please tell me what to do.
396
00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:59,386
Help.
397
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,453
Okay.
398
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,353
Uh, DJ love you, too, Grammy.
399
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,253
Okay. Bye‐bye.
400
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,186
‐ Well, what'd she say? ‐ Uh..
401
00:18:15,253 --> 00:18:18,353
Well, I think she just wants
me to handle this on my own.
402
00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:20,820
Well, send him in. Send him in.
403
00:18:20,886 --> 00:18:21,953
Uh..
404
00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:24,386
Uh, Mr. Anderson, right
this way, please.
405
00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:31,020
You must be Ms. James.
406
00:18:31,086 --> 00:18:32,486
Technically, yes.
407
00:18:32,553 --> 00:18:35,553
Well, I'm looking forward to
hearing your presentation.
408
00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:36,820
Yeah? Well, me, too.
409
00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:41,686
Well, Mr. Anderson.
410
00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:43,653
You sell shoes.
411
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:47,286
Uh, and who buy shoes?
412
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,853
People.
413
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,086
People with feet.
414
00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:58,886
Our readers have feet.
415
00:18:58,953 --> 00:19:02,026
In fact, we have twice
as many feet as readers.
416
00:19:04,493 --> 00:19:05,860
Uh‐huh.
417
00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:07,493
Uh, I don't have a lot of time.
418
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,660
Oh, well, who does?
419
00:19:08,726 --> 00:19:10,793
Let's cut straight to
the chase, shall we?
420
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:13,193
Your stores in Manhattan
are doing well.
421
00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:14,360
Very well.
422
00:19:14,426 --> 00:19:16,726
And how about your
stores in Brooklyn?
423
00:19:16,793 --> 00:19:18,626
Well, they could be better.
424
00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:20,126
Well, that's why I'm here.
425
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,360
No, sir. That's why I'm here.
426
00:19:22,426 --> 00:19:24,426
The majority of our
readers live in Brooklyn
427
00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:26,926
and spend a good deal of
their disposable income
428
00:19:26,993 --> 00:19:30,860
on clothing, accessories,
and footwear.
429
00:19:30,926 --> 00:19:32,326
I'm gonna do you a pie chart.
430
00:19:32,393 --> 00:19:34,326
Uh, that'll be quite alright.
431
00:19:34,393 --> 00:19:36,526
You've give me enough
to think about.
432
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,526
Well, uh, think about this.
433
00:19:38,593 --> 00:19:41,193
We could put a coupon ad
in next month's issue
434
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:44,060
and if your Brooklyn sales don't
increase, your ad is free.
435
00:19:46,869 --> 00:19:47,869
You're that sure?
436
00:19:47,893 --> 00:19:49,293
If I'm wrong, I'm dead.
437
00:19:51,626 --> 00:19:53,226
Uh, Ms. James.
438
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,693
May I call you Khadijah?
439
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,560
Of course.
440
00:19:56,626 --> 00:19:59,293
Then Khadijah,
you've got a deal.
441
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,366
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
442
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,833
I'll have my incredibly
efficient assistant.
443
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:05,600
Synclaire send over
the paper work.
444
00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:07,033
Mm‐hmm.
445
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,100
Bye, now.
446
00:20:09,766 --> 00:20:11,500
You worked it, Ms. Girl.
447
00:20:11,566 --> 00:20:12,566
[laughing]
448
00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:13,933
You worked it.
449
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,600
Now, you better get going on
that paper work, Synclaire.
450
00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:17,966
Oh, no, no, no.
451
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:20,066
I'm Khadijah, you're Synclaire.
452
00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:21,733
Type on, sister.
453
00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:26,600
[instrumental music]
454
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,100
For you, honeycomb.
455
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,400
Oh, you missed me.
456
00:20:36,466 --> 00:20:38,666
No. I pity you.
457
00:20:38,733 --> 00:20:40,800
Just spent three
days with Khadijah.
458
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,300
Ooh. Hi, Overton.
459
00:20:43,366 --> 00:20:44,666
Nice flowers.
460
00:20:44,733 --> 00:20:47,433
Nice? What the hell
you know about nice?
461
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,533
Girl, I can't even look at
a piece of toast anymore
462
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,333
without breaking out into hives.
463
00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:56,400
I'm sorry, man.
464
00:20:56,466 --> 00:20:57,600
Was I that bad?
465
00:20:57,666 --> 00:20:59,506
Does a mink wear fur?
466
00:21:05,406 --> 00:21:08,106
Well, cuz, you did make a few
mistakes while I was gone.
467
00:21:08,173 --> 00:21:09,506
‐ Oh, here it comes. ‐ No, no.
468
00:21:09,573 --> 00:21:11,606
On the other hand, you did
get the shoe account.
469
00:21:11,673 --> 00:21:13,406
That was pretty damn good.
470
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:14,873
Well, to tell you the truth
471
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,506
I was making it up
as I went along.
472
00:21:18,073 --> 00:21:20,006
Let me drop some science on you.
473
00:21:20,073 --> 00:21:22,173
I do the same thing.
474
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,840
Yeah, you just got to trust your
instincts and hope for luck.
475
00:21:25,906 --> 00:21:28,440
Okay, well, my instincts
are telling me to ask for
476
00:21:28,506 --> 00:21:29,506
a couple of days off.
477
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,606
‐ You know? ‐ Uh,
good instincts.
478
00:21:31,673 --> 00:21:32,673
Bad luck.
479
00:21:33,773 --> 00:21:35,440
Come on, now I need
you around here.
480
00:21:35,506 --> 00:21:37,473
Hey, I'm here for you.
481
00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:39,640
Uh, before you start
the struttin'..
482
00:21:39,706 --> 00:21:40,706
Too late.
483
00:21:43,073 --> 00:21:44,673
I do have one question.
484
00:21:46,073 --> 00:21:49,006
Why is there a full‐page picture
of Russell in the magazine?
485
00:21:50,906 --> 00:21:53,340
It was the only thing I
could do to coax him back.
486
00:21:53,406 --> 00:21:56,206
He has a real problem
with women in power.
487
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:59,340
Khadijah, good to
see you, boss lady.
488
00:21:59,406 --> 00:22:01,280
Got you a little
welcome back gift.
489
00:22:01,346 --> 00:22:02,346
Don't mention it.
490
00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:05,480
Ass kisser.
491
00:22:05,546 --> 00:22:07,480
[instrumental music]
492
00:22:13,973 --> 00:22:14,973
(Overton) 'Khadijah!'
493
00:22:14,997 --> 00:22:17,264
(Khadijah) What, Overton?
494
00:22:17,330 --> 00:22:19,164
(Overton) 'I hate this juice.'
495
00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:21,097
'Don't you have anything
with less pulp?'
496
00:22:22,664 --> 00:22:24,697
(Khadijah) I squeezed it myself.
497
00:22:24,764 --> 00:22:26,464
(Overton) 'Well, I
won't drink it.'
498
00:22:29,530 --> 00:22:31,530
(Khadijah) "May cause
severe drowsiness."
499
00:22:33,430 --> 00:22:35,197
(Overton) 'Khadijah!'
500
00:22:35,264 --> 00:22:36,930
'No, Khadijah!'
501
00:22:38,797 --> 00:22:40,297
'Where's the toast?'
502
00:22:41,264 --> 00:22:42,730
(Khadijah) It's coming.
503
00:22:42,797 --> 00:22:44,130
Son of a..
504
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:52,140
[exhales sharply]
505
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:53,164
[Overton groaning]
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