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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:03,300 Well, the stove worked on the eggs 2 00:00:03,366 --> 00:00:04,966 the sausage and the grits. 3 00:00:05,033 --> 00:00:07,666 Let's see if the temperature's right for some flapjacks. 4 00:00:07,733 --> 00:00:10,066 Hey, Overton, can I get bacon instead of sausage? 5 00:00:10,133 --> 00:00:13,033 Uh, sorry, girl. No substitution. 6 00:00:15,566 --> 00:00:16,966 Overton, I know I don't drink it 7 00:00:17,033 --> 00:00:18,966 but can you fix me a cup of coffee? 8 00:00:19,033 --> 00:00:21,333 Girl, you know I was about to suggest that. 9 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,333 You've been lookin' a little terrible lately. 10 00:00:24,866 --> 00:00:26,466 Like anybody's been able to sleep 11 00:00:26,533 --> 00:00:28,266 since that couple moved in upstairs. 12 00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:29,366 No kidding. 13 00:00:29,433 --> 00:00:32,433 I mean really, how many times can two people 14 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,433 do it in one night? 15 00:00:36,233 --> 00:00:37,800 Is this one of those "If two trains 16 00:00:37,866 --> 00:00:39,426 "leave the same station at the same time 17 00:00:39,450 --> 00:00:41,700 what time will they meet" kind of question, 'cause I'm.. 18 00:00:41,766 --> 00:00:44,366 Okay, thank you. 19 00:00:44,433 --> 00:00:46,700 Yeah, who are those people upstairs anyway? 20 00:00:46,766 --> 00:00:49,366 Yeah, can't say I know 'em, but I'll be meetin' them soon. 21 00:00:49,433 --> 00:00:51,366 I know their radiator needs fixin'. 22 00:00:51,433 --> 00:00:52,533 Who needs heat? 23 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:53,680 The way they're goin' at it 24 00:00:53,704 --> 00:00:56,237 I'm surprised they haven't burst into flames. 25 00:00:57,733 --> 00:00:58,866 ♪ Check check check it out ♪ 26 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:00,066 ♪ Check check check it out ♪ 27 00:01:00,133 --> 00:01:01,906 ♪ Do what you want no free position ♪ 28 00:01:01,973 --> 00:01:04,473 ♪ We are living ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ 29 00:01:04,540 --> 00:01:06,773 ♪ Single oh ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ 30 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:10,906 ♪ Yes we're living the single life ♪ 31 00:01:10,973 --> 00:01:12,906 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ We are living ♪ 32 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:15,340 ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Single oh ♪ 33 00:01:15,406 --> 00:01:17,806 ♪ Ooh in a nineties kind of world ♪ 34 00:01:17,873 --> 00:01:20,106 ♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪ 35 00:01:20,173 --> 00:01:21,406 ♪ Keep your head up ♪ ♪ What? ♪ 36 00:01:21,473 --> 00:01:22,849 ♪ Keep your head up ♪ ♪ That's right ♪ 37 00:01:22,873 --> 00:01:24,840 ♪ Whenever this life get tough you gotta fight ♪ 38 00:01:24,906 --> 00:01:27,066 ♪ With my home girls standing to my left and my right ♪ 39 00:01:27,090 --> 00:01:29,006 ♪ True blue it's tight like glue ♪ 40 00:01:29,073 --> 00:01:31,873 ♪ We are living ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ 41 00:01:31,940 --> 00:01:33,740 ♪ Single oh ♪ 42 00:01:33,806 --> 00:01:36,140 ♪ And in a nineties kind of world ♪ 43 00:01:36,206 --> 00:01:39,873 ♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪ 44 00:01:39,940 --> 00:01:42,073 ♪ Ha ♪ 45 00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:47,809 ‐ Mornin', everybody. ‐ 'Hey.' 46 00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:48,973 ‐ Hi. ‐ Oh, hey, man. 47 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,173 Yo, Overton, man. I got a favor to ask you. 48 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:53,473 Um, you remember my old girlfriend, Dionne? 49 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,240 Dionne. 50 00:01:55,306 --> 00:01:57,706 Oh, the one always braggin' about her fancy car 51 00:01:57,773 --> 00:01:59,540 and how much money she was pullin' in? 52 00:01:59,606 --> 00:02:01,580 Yeah, she's a beautiful person. 53 00:02:02,846 --> 00:02:04,746 Anyway, um, she's in town to visit her cousin 54 00:02:04,813 --> 00:02:05,856 and I wanna take her out tonight 55 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,600 but she doesn't wanna leave her cousin alone 56 00:02:07,624 --> 00:02:09,757 so I was hoping that, you know, you come along. 57 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:12,446 ‐ Sorry. No can do. ‐ Oh.. 58 00:02:12,513 --> 00:02:14,280 Synclaire's got a broken tape deck 59 00:02:14,346 --> 00:02:15,946 that requires my.. 60 00:02:17,013 --> 00:02:19,313 Intensive care. 61 00:02:21,046 --> 00:02:23,680 Oh, Overton, it's okay. It can wait. 62 00:02:23,746 --> 00:02:25,513 There you have it. You're comin' with me. 63 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:27,546 Yeah. Look, look, look. 64 00:02:27,613 --> 00:02:29,280 I'm operatin' here. 65 00:02:29,346 --> 00:02:31,746 See, first, I fix the tape deck. 66 00:02:31,813 --> 00:02:33,513 Then, I give it a little trial run 67 00:02:33,580 --> 00:02:35,046 with some Marvin Gaye 68 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:37,013 which can only lead to one thing. 69 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,913 You and Synclaire playing another 70 00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:41,113 hot and heavy game of Monopoly. 71 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,680 There's a lot of subtext in that game. 72 00:02:45,813 --> 00:02:48,280 Anyway, I'm not goin'. 73 00:02:48,346 --> 00:02:50,380 Overton, you should go. Kyle's your friend. 74 00:02:50,446 --> 00:02:52,113 And what's more important than friendship? 75 00:02:52,180 --> 00:02:54,780 ‐ Money. ‐ Power. 76 00:02:54,846 --> 00:02:57,813 Coffee. What's up with that, Overton? 77 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,120 Come on, man, you're gonna help me out with this or what? 78 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,153 Alright, man. I'll go. 79 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:04,720 But this time you're payin' 80 00:03:04,786 --> 00:03:06,753 and I'm not orderin' off the children's menu. 81 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,696 Thanks a lot, man, 'cause if I don't see Dionne tonight 82 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,396 I might not get another chance before she leaves. 83 00:03:12,420 --> 00:03:14,100 Yeah, and then Kyle won't have another date 84 00:03:14,124 --> 00:03:16,191 until Barnum & Bailey come back into town. 85 00:03:17,286 --> 00:03:19,220 [sarcastic laughter] 86 00:03:24,286 --> 00:03:25,786 [chuckles] 87 00:03:25,853 --> 00:03:27,353 So, Dionne, tell me 88 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:30,820 are you still drivin' that beautiful Mercedes Benz? 89 00:03:30,886 --> 00:03:33,253 I've gone through some changes, Kyle. 90 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,686 You know, there are people starvin' on this planet. 91 00:03:36,753 --> 00:03:39,386 And each of us has to make some sacrifices 92 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:42,153 to make the world a better place. 93 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:44,620 I drive a BMW now. 94 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,053 But now, you do still work 95 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,753 for that chemical company, right? 96 00:03:50,820 --> 00:03:54,520 Oh, yes. You're lookin' at the new senior VP. 97 00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:57,120 [chuckles] That's my girl. 98 00:03:57,186 --> 00:04:00,220 I just drive an old, dependable American‐made car. 99 00:04:00,286 --> 00:04:02,960 It's not very fancy, but it works. 100 00:04:03,026 --> 00:04:04,993 Hey, I like that, Summer. 101 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:07,060 Nothin' fancy, but it works. 102 00:04:07,126 --> 00:04:10,293 I might make that my new handyman's credo. 103 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,560 Overton, what's the hardest part about being a handyman? 104 00:04:13,626 --> 00:04:15,560 Bein' handy, I guess. 105 00:04:16,660 --> 00:04:18,760 Hell, I was born into the man part. 106 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:23,560 He's so clever. 107 00:04:24,926 --> 00:04:26,893 So, what do you think, after dinner 108 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,726 maybe we could all go to a movie? 109 00:04:28,793 --> 00:04:31,226 If.. If you feel like it. 110 00:04:31,293 --> 00:04:32,760 Hell, I love movies. 111 00:04:32,826 --> 00:04:34,326 Specially, science fiction. 112 00:04:34,393 --> 00:04:37,026 I find the combination of fantasy and hardware 113 00:04:37,093 --> 00:04:38,293 simply irresistible. 114 00:04:38,359 --> 00:04:40,593 I know exactly, exactly what you mean. 115 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:42,493 I must have seen Star Wars 25 times. 116 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,660 Oh, that's one of my favorites too. 117 00:04:44,726 --> 00:04:47,426 I like that movie, but this is what I don't understand. 118 00:04:47,493 --> 00:04:50,460 Why was everybody so afraid of Darth Vader? 119 00:04:50,526 --> 00:04:53,560 Oh, sure he was big, but the man had asthma. 120 00:04:57,493 --> 00:04:59,613 If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go to the ladies' room. 121 00:04:59,637 --> 00:05:01,611 ‐ Oh. ‐ I'll go with you. 122 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:04,900 Don't go away. 123 00:05:04,966 --> 00:05:07,400 Leave before we get the parking validated? 124 00:05:07,466 --> 00:05:08,800 Not likely. 125 00:05:12,966 --> 00:05:15,600 Man, Summer really likes you. 126 00:05:15,666 --> 00:05:18,933 Yeah, she's alright too, in a cute, bubbly 127 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,733 irresistibly female sort of way. 128 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,733 Well, I think you should make that move. 129 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,233 I don't know, man. 130 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:26,700 What about Synclaire? 131 00:05:26,766 --> 00:05:28,966 I'd feel like I was cheatin' on her. 132 00:05:29,033 --> 00:05:30,566 Overton, you're not in a relationship 133 00:05:30,633 --> 00:05:32,133 with Synclaire. 134 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,700 I feel sorry for you. 135 00:05:33,766 --> 00:05:35,966 With you, it's just one woman after another. 136 00:05:36,033 --> 00:05:38,366 Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. 137 00:05:39,566 --> 00:05:42,300 [chuckles] Yes, I have a pitiful soul. 138 00:05:44,033 --> 00:05:45,766 See, you might not think that 139 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:47,400 I'm not goin' anywhere with Synclaire 140 00:05:47,466 --> 00:05:50,266 but I'm workin' that girl slowly but surely. 141 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:52,966 Pretty soon, I'll be askin' her to wear my tool belt. 142 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,466 Yes, but you see, the problem is 143 00:05:57,533 --> 00:05:59,800 your plan will take ten years. 144 00:05:59,866 --> 00:06:01,840 My plans pays off at roughly.. 145 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:04,540 10:45. 146 00:06:05,973 --> 00:06:09,440 Yeah, and seven minutes later, your plan will be over. 147 00:06:17,773 --> 00:06:20,306 Overton, has Synclaire ever 148 00:06:20,373 --> 00:06:22,740 once responded to one of your advances? 149 00:06:22,806 --> 00:06:24,806 Well, she kissed me under the mistletoe. 150 00:06:24,873 --> 00:06:26,073 Traditional obligation. 151 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:28,606 Uh, what about the time she fell into my arms? 152 00:06:28,673 --> 00:06:30,240 She tripped on a rug, that's not love 153 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,340 that's bad motor skills. 154 00:06:33,973 --> 00:06:36,140 Man, I am one patient man. 155 00:06:36,206 --> 00:06:38,440 Look, Overton, live a little, man. 156 00:06:38,506 --> 00:06:41,273 Summer is good lookin', interested in you 157 00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:44,073 and my personal favorite, mildly aggressive. 158 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,140 ‐ You know what? ‐ 'What?' 159 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:49,940 You're right. Maybe I should give Summer a chance. 160 00:06:50,006 --> 00:06:52,006 My son, today you are a man. 161 00:06:52,073 --> 00:06:53,606 ‐ Yes. ‐ Yes. 162 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:57,773 ‐ Oh, hey, babe. ‐ Hey. 163 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:59,606 Uh, you know, Summer. 164 00:06:59,673 --> 00:07:02,813 Uh, uh, 'bout what you were sayin' earlier.. 165 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,746 About, uh, me and you.. 166 00:07:05,813 --> 00:07:08,546 ‐ Would you like to go out? ‐ Yes, I would love to. 167 00:07:10,113 --> 00:07:11,746 Dessert anyone? 168 00:07:13,446 --> 00:07:15,013 [indistinct] 169 00:07:15,746 --> 00:07:17,113 Regine! 170 00:07:19,013 --> 00:07:20,846 Get your slow dressin' behind down here 171 00:07:20,913 --> 00:07:23,146 or we're leavin' without you! 172 00:07:23,213 --> 00:07:24,946 Hey, look, girl. Sorry, but I don't wanna 173 00:07:25,013 --> 00:07:26,680 stay out too late. 174 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,980 What, the marathon couple keep you awake again? 175 00:07:29,046 --> 00:07:30,346 Mm‐hmm. 176 00:07:30,413 --> 00:07:32,493 I gotta find out where they got their furniture from. 177 00:07:33,646 --> 00:07:35,086 I mean, that's really holdin' up well 178 00:07:35,113 --> 00:07:36,480 under the strain. 179 00:07:37,380 --> 00:07:39,546 Come on, everyone is ticklish. 180 00:07:39,613 --> 00:07:41,680 Not me. 181 00:07:41,746 --> 00:07:43,213 Guaranteed tickle proof. 182 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:44,813 Others have tried and failed. 183 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,946 Yes, but others did not have the these. 184 00:07:47,013 --> 00:07:48,680 Oh, stop it. Okay. I ain't even laughin'. 185 00:07:48,746 --> 00:07:50,280 I ain't laughin'. I ain't laughin'. 186 00:07:53,413 --> 00:07:55,580 Uh, hey. Hey, ladies. 187 00:07:55,646 --> 00:07:57,280 ‐ Hey, Overton. ‐ Hi. 188 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:58,346 Who's your friend? 189 00:07:58,380 --> 00:07:59,880 Um, this is Summer. 190 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:02,586 Uh, Summer, that's Max, Khadijah. 191 00:08:02,653 --> 00:08:04,253 Synclaire and, uh, Regine. 192 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:05,986 Hi, he's told me so much about you guys 193 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,053 I feel like I know you. 194 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,353 [chuckles] 195 00:08:08,420 --> 00:08:11,686 And here he hasn't mentioned diddly about you. 196 00:08:12,653 --> 00:08:15,053 Okay, well, as you can see 197 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,986 she's about yea high 198 00:08:17,053 --> 00:08:19,186 uh, she has curly hair 199 00:08:19,253 --> 00:08:21,286 she can wear virtually any kind of hat 200 00:08:21,353 --> 00:08:23,420 uh, she dabbles in metal sculpture 201 00:08:23,486 --> 00:08:25,320 and she enjoy parasailing. 202 00:08:25,386 --> 00:08:28,486 Wow, I sound really interesting. 203 00:08:29,686 --> 00:08:32,620 [laughing] 204 00:08:34,653 --> 00:08:37,386 Um, uh, so, uh, what are you two guys up to? 205 00:08:37,453 --> 00:08:39,353 Oh, we just rented some movies. 206 00:08:39,420 --> 00:08:41,986 Just the two of you? Well, that's no fun. 207 00:08:42,053 --> 00:08:44,253 We're all goin' out. Why don't you come and join us? 208 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:47,920 Synclaire, they obviously have plans. 209 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,820 Oh, you're right. 210 00:08:49,886 --> 00:08:52,053 Well, you two kids enjoy those movies. 211 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,020 And don't you let that FBI warning scare you. 212 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,653 ‐ Good night. ‐ 'Bye.' 213 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,660 ‐ Bye. ‐ 'Good night.' 214 00:09:13,169 --> 00:09:14,169 [laughing] 215 00:09:14,193 --> 00:09:16,860 Okay, so.. 216 00:09:16,926 --> 00:09:18,326 My client says to me 217 00:09:18,393 --> 00:09:20,793 all she wants is the same number of nostrils she had 218 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:22,960 when she walked into her doctor's office. 219 00:09:23,026 --> 00:09:25,760 I say a malpractice suit this good only comes around 220 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,093 once in a lifetime. 221 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:29,126 Nowadays, she's breathing easy 222 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:30,460 in her new convertible Porsche. 223 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,993 Thank you very much. Thank you. 224 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:35,326 Max, don't you ever feel bad about 225 00:09:35,393 --> 00:09:37,526 hangin' people out to dry in court? 226 00:09:37,593 --> 00:09:39,093 Don't you ever feel bad about adding 227 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,626 a hundred and fifty percent markup at the boutique? 228 00:09:41,693 --> 00:09:44,460 ‐ Man, we've got good jobs. ‐ Okay.. 229 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,226 [sighs] 230 00:09:48,426 --> 00:09:50,360 ‐ Synclaire. ‐ Huh? 231 00:09:51,326 --> 00:09:53,593 Oh, oh, I'm sorry. 232 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,793 I was just thinkin' about life, and.. 233 00:09:55,860 --> 00:09:58,293 What it all means, and.. 234 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,600 You know, where we all go after we die. 235 00:10:03,366 --> 00:10:05,166 So, what'd you think of Summer? 236 00:10:05,233 --> 00:10:07,433 ‐ Ooh, I see. ‐ Oh, oh‐oh! 237 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,333 You're upset because you saw Overton with another woman, huh? 238 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,366 This shows how much you know. 239 00:10:12,433 --> 00:10:13,566 I just feel bad for Overton. 240 00:10:13,633 --> 00:10:16,066 He's datin' such a phoney‐baloney. 241 00:10:16,133 --> 00:10:18,666 Like those girls are natural. 242 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,433 And did you see that hat? 243 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,866 Who is she? Mary Poppins? Come on. 244 00:10:23,933 --> 00:10:26,233 [laughing] 245 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:30,166 Ooh, somebody had a little meow mix this mornin'. 246 00:10:31,733 --> 00:10:33,966 ‐ Synclaire, you are jealous. ‐ Mm‐hmm. 247 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:36,500 It's pretty obvious you really like Overton. 248 00:10:36,566 --> 00:10:39,100 Is that why I've been plunged into this swirling eddy 249 00:10:39,166 --> 00:10:41,466 of despair and degradation? 250 00:10:44,366 --> 00:10:46,433 So, what you gonna do? 251 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,033 The only thing I can do. 252 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,033 Make crank phone calls to his girlfriend? 253 00:10:51,466 --> 00:10:54,466 Oh, come on. Like you guys have never done it. Please. 254 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:59,866 Listen, obviously Overton has someone in his life 255 00:10:59,933 --> 00:11:01,273 that he really cares about. 256 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:02,906 I'm not gonna get in the way of that. 257 00:11:02,973 --> 00:11:04,840 From now on, Overton Jones and I 258 00:11:04,906 --> 00:11:06,740 are just good acquaintances. 259 00:11:06,806 --> 00:11:08,173 You know, Synclaire. 260 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,440 In a roundabout sort of way. 261 00:11:10,506 --> 00:11:12,006 Overton has been your man. 262 00:11:12,073 --> 00:11:14,873 Come on, girl, maybe you should fight for him. 263 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:17,806 No. That's not my style. 264 00:11:17,873 --> 00:11:19,506 I'll get by without him. 265 00:11:19,573 --> 00:11:22,406 There's lots of ways to handle being manless. 266 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,973 I could do nothing but pamper myself 267 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,340 and shop constantly. 268 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:30,006 Or I could develop a cold, hard shell 269 00:11:30,073 --> 00:11:32,173 and lash out at my friends with my icy wit. 270 00:11:36,106 --> 00:11:37,840 I can just get so involved with my work 271 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,240 I just eliminate my social life altogether, you know. 272 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,706 The people upstairs are at it again. 273 00:11:48,773 --> 00:11:50,773 I'm gonna write them a note. 274 00:11:52,606 --> 00:11:54,973 "Dear neighbors. 275 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:58,373 We live downstairs in 1‐A." 276 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,980 If you will. 277 00:12:01,046 --> 00:12:04,146 "Basically, we can hear you.." 278 00:12:05,146 --> 00:12:06,713 "When you.." 279 00:12:09,546 --> 00:12:11,313 ‐ 'Alright.' ‐ Now, oh, oh. Could you.. 280 00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:14,646 You guys, we cannot send them that. 281 00:12:14,713 --> 00:12:18,180 Okay. We'll send them a note askin' them to stop by sometime. 282 00:12:18,246 --> 00:12:21,513 And when they get here, we'll say, "Hello, nice to meet you." 283 00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:23,480 Could you give that headboard a rest?" 284 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:25,713 Great. 285 00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:28,680 Well, look, I got to go and take Dionne to the airport. 286 00:12:28,746 --> 00:12:30,280 ‐ Kyle. ‐ What? 287 00:12:30,346 --> 00:12:32,646 Hey, what's up with Overton and that girl, Summer? 288 00:12:32,713 --> 00:12:34,380 Well, I'll put it like this. 289 00:12:34,446 --> 00:12:36,046 My boy Overton is finally happy. 290 00:12:36,113 --> 00:12:37,680 He's found a woman that.. 291 00:12:37,746 --> 00:12:40,513 And that's how the male seahorse fertilizes the eggs. 292 00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:44,446 [doorbell rings] 293 00:12:49,613 --> 00:12:51,080 Hey, Synclaire, how's it going? 294 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,580 I'm well. Thank you for asking. And you? 295 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,113 Um, I'm cool. 296 00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:00,080 Just came by to fix your tape deck. 297 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:01,953 Well, I know you're very busy so I took it 298 00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:04,520 to the Dr. Fixit down the street. 299 00:13:05,453 --> 00:13:07,386 An outside contractor? 300 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:11,853 The handyman is always the last to know. 301 00:13:13,486 --> 00:13:15,586 I thought it was best for me just to step aside 302 00:13:15,653 --> 00:13:18,520 and let you start fixing other people's things. 303 00:13:18,586 --> 00:13:20,120 I see. 304 00:13:23,353 --> 00:13:24,953 Are you sure? 305 00:13:25,986 --> 00:13:27,920 I think it's best. 306 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,853 Um.. Um, Overton, man, come on. 307 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,480 Why don't you go to the airport with me? 308 00:13:34,504 --> 00:13:36,820 You know how you like to watch them refuel the planes. 309 00:13:36,886 --> 00:13:39,020 Yeah, sound like a good idea Kyle 310 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:41,420 but there ain't a fuel tank in the world 311 00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:43,386 as empty as I am today. 312 00:13:43,453 --> 00:13:44,886 [telephone ringing] 313 00:13:45,986 --> 00:13:47,753 Hello. 314 00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:49,786 Well, I hope you're happy. 315 00:13:49,853 --> 00:13:52,086 Because of you, I've lost the only man 316 00:13:52,153 --> 00:13:54,120 I've ever really cared about. 317 00:13:55,786 --> 00:13:57,253 Was that Summer? 318 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:01,160 No, Dr. Fixit. He says my tape deck is ready. 319 00:14:05,926 --> 00:14:07,726 Hey. 320 00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:10,326 Hey, cuz, what you doin'? 321 00:14:10,393 --> 00:14:13,026 Reading some old letters from Overton. 322 00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:15,693 Letters? When did he write you? 323 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,993 Oh, he used to write me all the time. 324 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:19,260 "Dear, Synclaire. 325 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,593 "I'll be down later to change 326 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,293 "the light bulb in your refrigerator. 327 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,060 Overton." 328 00:14:24,126 --> 00:14:25,726 See, he said "Dear." 329 00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:26,826 See that? 330 00:14:26,893 --> 00:14:29,393 It's an early sign I obviously missed. 331 00:14:30,093 --> 00:14:31,960 Ooh, the passion. 332 00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:37,193 Synclaire, why don't you just go talk to Overton? 333 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:40,260 ‐ Tell him how you feel. ‐ I can't. 334 00:14:40,326 --> 00:14:42,260 I'll just be interrupting his life. 335 00:14:42,326 --> 00:14:43,826 He's happy now. 336 00:14:43,893 --> 00:14:45,960 Well, sweetie, if that's how you really feel 337 00:14:46,026 --> 00:14:47,693 I say, next time find yourself 338 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,993 a brother with some bank. 339 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:52,060 Now, it is just as easy to love 340 00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:54,660 a rich man as a poor man. 341 00:14:54,726 --> 00:14:56,393 Shoot, much easier. 342 00:14:57,993 --> 00:15:01,233 Synclaire, don't listen to Miss Robin Givens here. 343 00:15:02,866 --> 00:15:06,200 You go for Overton. You two are made for each other. 344 00:15:06,266 --> 00:15:08,200 I'm gonna go call the psychic hotline. 345 00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:10,600 They'll know what to do. 346 00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:13,200 Tell La Toya I said what's up. 347 00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,300 [knock on door] 348 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,633 Hi. Are you Khadijah? 349 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:24,333 Uh, did I say that right? 350 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,300 Yeah, I'm Khadijah. Can I help you? 351 00:15:26,366 --> 00:15:28,666 Yeah, I'm Mort, this is my wife Esther. 352 00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:30,866 Uh, we're your neighbors upstairs. 353 00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:40,266 You're the couple from upstairs? 354 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,600 Yes, we got your lovely note asking us to stop by. 355 00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:45,766 We were passing by so we stopped. 356 00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:49,033 You're the couple from upstairs. 357 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,866 What, do we look like a strippergram? 358 00:15:51,933 --> 00:15:54,366 Yeah, we're from upstairs. 359 00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:57,066 Oh, Mort, always something smart to say. 360 00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:59,740 ‐ You can't stop him. ‐ So I hear. 361 00:16:01,906 --> 00:16:03,373 So, um.. 362 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:07,206 Your note said you wanted to talk, um.. 363 00:16:07,273 --> 00:16:10,273 Yeah, uh, we just wanted to say.. 364 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,306 Welcome to the neighborhood. 365 00:16:15,073 --> 00:16:17,006 Oh, what a lovely gesture. 366 00:16:17,906 --> 00:16:19,640 ‐ Look, Mort. ‐ Hey. 367 00:16:19,706 --> 00:16:21,940 Well, girls, we hate to rush off 368 00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:23,973 but we've got tai chi tonight. 369 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,406 Goodbye and thank you. 370 00:16:25,473 --> 00:16:27,406 Come, Mort. 371 00:16:28,706 --> 00:16:30,573 [sighs] 372 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:31,973 Can you believe it? 373 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,706 Sex after 60. Go ahead. 374 00:16:34,773 --> 00:16:36,706 [laughing] 375 00:16:37,973 --> 00:16:39,306 Well, what you doin'? 376 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,306 Lookin' up tai chi. 377 00:16:43,473 --> 00:16:46,173 I wanna know what it is and where I can get some. 378 00:16:49,406 --> 00:16:51,073 Thanks for the lift home, Summer. 379 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,406 No, thank you. 380 00:16:52,473 --> 00:16:55,106 Never been to a hardware store on a date before. 381 00:16:55,173 --> 00:16:56,573 It's really different. 382 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,273 Yeah, there's a whole undiscovered 383 00:16:58,340 --> 00:16:59,746 world of tools out there. 384 00:16:59,813 --> 00:17:01,746 We need only take the time to look. 385 00:17:03,446 --> 00:17:04,713 You know, it's still early. 386 00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:07,880 Do you want to go upstairs and look at a movie, or.. 387 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,813 Not look at a movie? 388 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:14,513 Um, that's a temptin' offer 389 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:16,880 but, uh, I gotta get up real early in the mornin'. 390 00:17:16,946 --> 00:17:19,213 Oh, I hear you, man. 391 00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:21,980 Bye, see you. 392 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,213 Overton. 393 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,880 I though I heard you come in. Are you alone? 394 00:17:34,913 --> 00:17:38,280 Well, if you count you, no. 395 00:17:41,413 --> 00:17:43,146 Would you like to come in for a minute? 396 00:17:44,346 --> 00:17:46,213 I'm not sure. 397 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,013 You got somethin' that needs to be fixed? 398 00:17:48,713 --> 00:17:49,946 In a way. 399 00:17:54,046 --> 00:17:56,446 Well, then, uh, let's talk. 400 00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:12,053 Um, so how's your girlfriend? 401 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,186 She's not my girlfriend. We're just friends. 402 00:18:15,253 --> 00:18:18,153 Really? You took her to the hardware store. 403 00:18:21,486 --> 00:18:22,853 That don't mean I'm datin' her. 404 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,120 Hell, I took you to the hardware store. 405 00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:27,420 You're not my girlfriend. 406 00:18:27,486 --> 00:18:29,120 Are you? 407 00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:32,186 Well, no. 408 00:18:32,253 --> 00:18:34,486 But that's what I wanted to talk to you.. 409 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,720 I mean, when a man and a woman.. 410 00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:40,086 Oh.. 411 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,053 I mean, when two people.. 412 00:18:43,653 --> 00:18:45,420 Oh, nuts. 413 00:19:03,093 --> 00:19:04,260 Wow. 414 00:19:07,126 --> 00:19:08,326 Girl, huh. 415 00:19:08,393 --> 00:19:11,993 I dreamt of this moment for a long time. 416 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:14,326 Except in my version, there's a big disco ball 417 00:19:14,393 --> 00:19:16,326 hangin' from the ceiling. 418 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,693 But, uh, I can make do without that. 419 00:19:31,426 --> 00:19:32,593 Hey, guys. 420 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:34,593 Be careful of my headboard, huh. 421 00:19:36,726 --> 00:19:38,393 ‐ Hi, girls! ‐ Hi. 422 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,760 Look, Esther. 423 00:19:39,826 --> 00:19:41,760 It's, Khadijah and, uh, Regine 424 00:19:41,826 --> 00:19:44,060 and, and that girl that hangs out all the time. 425 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,026 Y'all movin' out already? 426 00:19:47,093 --> 00:19:48,393 Can you believe it? 427 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:49,860 Our son, the orthodontist 428 00:19:49,926 --> 00:19:52,093 bought a new house in Teaneck and invited‐‐. 429 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,193 Insisted. 430 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,793 ‐ That we move in with him. ‐ Uh‐huh. 431 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,293 He's a wonderful boy. 432 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,560 And the divorce was all her fault. 433 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,166 Well, it was a pleasure meeting you. 434 00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:04,533 Yes, yes, you are an inspiration to us all. 435 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,300 Five minutes after we move out 436 00:20:07,366 --> 00:20:09,300 you'll forget all about us. 437 00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:11,200 We just met your new neighbor. 438 00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:13,200 He's a good lookin' guy. 439 00:20:15,466 --> 00:20:17,866 I didn't have much time to investigate. 440 00:20:17,933 --> 00:20:19,433 But I can tell you this. 441 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,433 He's in sports medicine, his favorite color is green 442 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,000 he likes Italian food, he likes girls. 443 00:20:25,066 --> 00:20:27,833 You know what I mean? And I did not see a ring. 444 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,966 A man that perfect movin' into our building? 445 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,100 ‐ Not likely. ‐ Uh, don't believe me. 446 00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,733 But the line will be forming outside. 447 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:45,733 Excuse me. 448 00:20:46,466 --> 00:20:48,400 Yeah, bye. 449 00:20:56,966 --> 00:20:59,273 As soon as he come downstairs, I'm askin' him out. 450 00:21:01,606 --> 00:21:03,540 That's only if he turns me down. 451 00:21:04,873 --> 00:21:07,006 Like either of you have a chance 452 00:21:07,073 --> 00:21:09,006 once he sees me. 453 00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:12,173 Alright, hold up, y'all. 454 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,006 This has the potential to get really ugly. 455 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,273 Yeah, only if you take it there. 456 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,373 And you know we will. 457 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,940 Right. None of us are even gonna look at this man. 458 00:21:24,006 --> 00:21:25,606 ‐ Agreed? ‐ Um.. 459 00:21:27,106 --> 00:21:28,440 ‐ Agreed. ‐ Agreed. 460 00:21:32,006 --> 00:21:33,606 ‐ Hello. ‐ Hi. 461 00:21:33,673 --> 00:21:34,740 Bonjour. 462 00:21:43,273 --> 00:21:46,206 [instrumental music] 463 00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:56,435 [theme music] 33177

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