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Hey, that's a slick
look, Kyle, but..
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Tad pretentious indoors
though, don't you think?
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Overton, man, I just got back
from the ophthalmologist.
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I need glasses.
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That's not a big deal.
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No, no, no. You do
not understand.
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I am Kyle Barker, baby.
Perfect male specimen.
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Eight percent body fat.
Reflexes of a panther. Word.
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See, there's something
so pathetic
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about a brother like that
having to wear glasses.
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Kyle.
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Time for some tough love.
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Stop your whining!
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There's nothing pathetic about you.
Come on.
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What are you doing anyway?
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♪ Check check check it out
check check check it out ♪
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♪ What you want?
No free position ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Single ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Yes we're living the
single life yeah ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Ooh and in a '90s
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up what? ♪
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♪ Keep your head
up that's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my homegirls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue it's
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ And in a '90s kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Haaaa ♪
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Ooh, that looks good.
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Mmm. Okay.
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Well, Khadijah, you can't
eat all that by yourself.
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Come on now.
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Max, why don't you
order something?
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I told you I'm not hungry.
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Hey, guys, sorry I'm late.
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But I was stopped by
the ultimate dress.
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Ooh, it is perfect for
the "Flavor" party.
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‐ Let me guess. It's strapless.
‐ Backless.
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And hits the
cleavage about here.
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See, being around me has given
you all some fashion sense.
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Bam.
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Hey, you'll be overdressed
and underdressed as usual.
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Look, Regine, this is
just something simple
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to thank my advertisers.
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I mean, we're gonna go
stock up at the food barn
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and fire up the old hot plate.
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Great. A hoedown.
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I'm saying, Khadijah
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honey, this party is for
"Flavor," your baby
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so it should be special.
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Now what's the one thing I
know better than anybody?
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Synthetic hair.
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I mean, besides that. Parties.
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You know what, it's true.
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Remember that clever
Columbus Day party she threw
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and invited only single
man named Christopher.
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She's good. She's good.
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And I will save you
a lot of work.
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Okay, you got $200.
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[laughs] You're joking, right?
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[imitates laugh] I'm
serious, right.
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‐ Max. ‐ 'Hmm?'
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Don't look now, but there's a
guy over there staring at you.
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‐ Where? ‐ The young
guy behind you.
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‐ Don't look. ‐ Sorry.
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Okay, wait, look now.
No, no, d..
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What the hell? Come on.
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(Synclaire) 'Okay, look fast.
Well?'
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All I saw was braids.
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‐ He's coming over. ‐ Mm‐hmm.
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Excuse me, but aren't
you Maxine Shaw?
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Yes.
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I'm Brendan King.
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We met at the NYU job fair.
Uh, I'm a freshman there.
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‐ Ooh, fresh and tender.
‐ Stop it. Stop.
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Um, oh, yes, Brendan. It's
nice to see you again.
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These are my friends.
Khadijah, Synclaire and..
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Yes.
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Well, I just wanted to tell you
I thought your presentation
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on criminal law was outstanding.
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Very inspiring.
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Well, it's what I do.
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Work it, Mrs. Robinson.
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You know before I met
you, I had no idea
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what I was even gonna major in.
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But now, I'm seriously
considering a career in law.
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Well, it's a lot of hard work.
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But there's nothing
more fulfilling
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than embracing the law with
the respect that it deserves
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and then beating your point
upside the head with it.
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Well, if you get any spare time
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I do have some more in‐depth
questions I would like to ask.
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Feel free to call
me at my office.
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Thank you. I will.
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It's a pleasure meeting you all.
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Girl.
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I do believe you have
just been macked.
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‐ Oh. ‐ Oh, please.
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He still has mother's
milk on his breath.
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[laughs]
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Yes. Yes.
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Okay, how about this
for the buffet table?
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An ice swan surrounded
by calla lilies
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and a dozen white doves.
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You got $200.
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Khadijah, this party is
an extension of you.
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I don't recall any ice
swans where I'm from.
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And if you take a closer look
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underneath all those wigs,
you'll find your roots.
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I'm everything I pretend to be.
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[knock on door]
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Hey, Synclaire. Hey, Khadijah.
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Hey, Regine. No time
for pleasantry.
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Look here. I need you all
to do me a big favor today.
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What's in it for us?
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Anyway, Kyle went to
the ophthalmologist
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and it seems that he
needs to wear glasses.
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Oh, knowing Kyle, he's probably
a little sensitive, huh?
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Just a skosh.
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So if you could say
something nice to him
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it would give you all a
warm feeling inside.
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Hot tea can do that.
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Alright, I'll give you each $5.
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Done.
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Well, it is the Christian way.
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[knock on door]
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Okay, come on. Let me have it.
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Get it over with. Come on.
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Well, Kyle, they look great.
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Yeah, man, you look
very sophisticated.
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Really?
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Yes, you have such pretty eyes.
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And those glasses make
your eyes look really big.
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Wow. Really big!
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What Synclaire would say
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if it weren't for that
foot in her mouth
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is that those glasses make
you look sophisticated
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and intellectual.
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‐ Oh, you think so? ‐ I know so.
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Hey, nice look, Mr. Magoo.
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Well, Max, did he call?
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‐ Who? ‐ Oh you know who.
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The freshman. You
know, jailbait.
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If you mean Brendan,
yes, he called.
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And what did junior have to say?
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Actually, he had
quite a bit to say.
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He has a very interesting
way of seeing things
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and he asked me some
really good questions.
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Like, what are you
doing Saturday night?
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No.
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‐ He asked me out Friday.
‐ 'What..'
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I knew it. I know a
mack when I see one.
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[laughing] Yes.
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Oh, I bet he's home right now
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planning a romantic
evening, huh?
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Candlelight.
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Two Happy Meals.
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Wait, and a "Barney" marathon.
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[laughing]
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Sounds to me like
he's kind of young.
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He's 18.
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Whoo.
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Oh, Max, now that you've taken
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to cruising the nursery
schools, what's next?
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Staking out the maternity ward?
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[laughs]
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Come on now, Max is not gonna
waste her time with a guy
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whose tape deck
says my first Sony.
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‐ Hmm. That's good. ‐ Wow!
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He is seven years
younger than you are.
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My, when you were 21, he was 14.
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When you were 14, he was 7.
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When you were 7, he wasn't..
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‐ Oh, my sides. ‐
Alright, alright.
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But wait, wait, but
on the other hand
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good things come in sevens.
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You got the, uh,
seven‐year itch.
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The seven deadly sins.
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The seven circles of hell.
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Now when you think about it, it
don't look so good for you, Max.
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Well, you guys can all
stop wasting your breath
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'cause I'm not going
out with him.
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‐ You said no? ‐ Of
course, I said no.
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Oh, wait. I got a good seven.
The seven dwarves!
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‐ Forget it! ‐ 'Ah.'
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[laughing]
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I win. You pay.
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Oh, that does not count.
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You knocked down that old lady.
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I did not knock her down.
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I only grazed her walker.
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Hi, can I get you something?
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Oh, yes, yes, um, I'll take a
coffee with Kahlua, please.
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‐ Yeah, make that two, man.
‐ Whoo.
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Okay, I'll, uh, have
to see your IDs.
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Ah.
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[laughs]
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I guess we're busted.
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Whoo, yes. Okay, we'll just
have two plain coffees.
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‐ I'm sorry about that, Max.
‐ Are you kidding?
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It's been a while since
I've been carded.
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Hey, look, "A Streetcar
Named Desire"
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is playing at the St.
Mark Cinema.
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‐ You wanna go tomorrow?
‐ Oh, I love that movie.
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‐ Stella! ‐ Stella!
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[laughs]
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Oh, Max, this last week with
you has been incredible.
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I know. I was there.
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Damn!
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What's wrong?
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Oh, I forgot. I hate this place.
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‐ Oh. ‐ Hey there, Max.
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‐ Brendan, right? ‐
Yeah, that's him.
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Hello again.
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Nice to see you again.
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We'll see you again later.
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Yes, come and talk to us.
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Maybe I will.
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Oh, you will.
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Okay, I have gone over
this party budget
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with a fine toothcomb
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and it's just not gonna
happen for no $200.
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So I shall write
down a dollar amount
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I think we both can
be happy with.
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Okay, I shall write down
another dollar amount
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I think might be a little
more to your liking.
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Alright, Khadijah, the
least you could do is
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have the courtesy to look at it.
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Unless this says $200,
you're wasting your time.
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And napkins that could be used
for the party. Thank you.
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Thanks a lot for
ruining my evening.
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What?
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You guys were all
up in my business.
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Please, if anybody
should be mad, it's us.
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I thought you weren't seeing Brendan.
You lied.
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Only because you made it plain,
you wouldn't back me up.
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‐ I always back you up. ‐ How?
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Name a time I
didn't back you up.
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How about that time I wanted
to go bungee jumping?
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Now see, that was
stupid and dangerous.
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And what about when I
started dating Greg?
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That was stupid and
a waste of time.
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And what about when I
wanted to become a model?
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Please.
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No, no. That was just stupid.
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Max, I think you
kept Brendan from us
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'cause you're ashamed
of the relationship.
254
00:12:41,446 --> 00:12:45,446
Regine, you are not talking
to me about relationships.
255
00:12:45,513 --> 00:12:48,180
You who can't even
commit to a hairstyle.
256
00:12:48,246 --> 00:12:50,180
[indistinct shouting]
257
00:12:52,746 --> 00:12:55,446
Good, all of you are here.
258
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:58,046
Maybe you all can help me
talk some sense into Kyle.
259
00:12:58,113 --> 00:13:00,786
Thanks to Max, he's refusing
to wear his glasses.
260
00:13:00,853 --> 00:13:03,220
Look, Overton, we're in the
middle of something here.
261
00:13:03,286 --> 00:13:06,586
Yo, I paid you all $5 a piece
cash money to be nice.
262
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,820
I want a return
of my investment.
263
00:13:09,886 --> 00:13:12,153
Overton, look, man, I wore
the glasses for a day.
264
00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:14,053
My eyes are much better now.
Watch.
265
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,020
Regine. Khadijah. Synclaire.
266
00:13:17,086 --> 00:13:18,453
Sasquatch.
267
00:13:20,853 --> 00:13:23,653
Come here. We are in the middle
of a very juicy story here.
268
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,386
It seems that Max,
the older attorney
269
00:13:25,453 --> 00:13:27,920
has been dating Brendan,
the young freshman.
270
00:13:27,986 --> 00:13:29,466
She thought she could
get away with it
271
00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:30,790
until we spotted her at the cafe
272
00:13:30,857 --> 00:13:32,453
sharing more than just coffee.
273
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:36,253
Hmm. Well, how deep did
this relationship go?
274
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,286
Exactly. Let's rejoin them
now, shall we? Break.
275
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:49,820
So dating a younger man, huh?
276
00:13:49,886 --> 00:13:51,620
That's a natural.
277
00:13:53,953 --> 00:13:55,886
Yeah, well, so is your birth.
278
00:13:58,786 --> 00:14:01,493
Oh, Kyle, you dated
younger women.
279
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,293
Yes, but that's normal.
280
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,693
Alright. Everybody, quiet.
281
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,293
I got to hear this one.
282
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:12,593
It is a scientific fact that
women mature sooner than men.
283
00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:16,160
Therefore, it is only natural
for us to try to get to them
284
00:14:16,226 --> 00:14:17,993
before gravity does.
285
00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:20,426
Of course, I don't mean you, Max
286
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:23,193
because sagging could
only improve your looks.
287
00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:29,560
It is also a proven fact that
women reach their sexual peak
288
00:14:29,626 --> 00:14:32,026
oh, somewhere around 40
while men burn out at 19.
289
00:14:32,093 --> 00:14:34,626
So when I'm getting the
gold at the sexual Olympics
290
00:14:34,693 --> 00:14:37,593
you'll have wrung out your
towel and hung it up to dry.
291
00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:39,593
Alright. Yeah.
292
00:14:43,126 --> 00:14:44,693
Listen, y'all. Come on now, Max.
293
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,060
It doesn't matter who's
younger or older.
294
00:14:47,126 --> 00:14:50,226
What I fail to understand is why
you felt you had to lie to us?
295
00:14:50,293 --> 00:14:53,226
Come on, as soon as I
mentioned he called
296
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:56,293
you made it very clear how
you felt about Junior.
297
00:14:58,326 --> 00:15:01,933
‐ When did you get so sensitive?
‐ Sensitive.
298
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,300
God, we were just teasing.
299
00:15:04,366 --> 00:15:05,433
Yeah.
300
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,066
And I was just laughing
301
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:10,066
a lot, you know.
302
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:13,066
‐ Well, we're off it now.
‐ Yes, we are.
303
00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:15,666
Max, listen, why don't you
bring the little fellow?
304
00:15:15,733 --> 00:15:18,100
I mean, I mean, the man.
305
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:21,700
Why don't you bring Brendan
to the "Flavor" party, huh?
306
00:15:21,766 --> 00:15:23,066
The more, the merrier.
307
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:24,333
Oh, and now I'm stupid, right?
308
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,500
‐ Oh, you‐‐ ‐ Don't.
309
00:15:26,566 --> 00:15:28,633
Come on, Max, we
ain't your coroner.
310
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:31,266
If Brendan is your
man, he's our man.
311
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,333
This is my party. I
want you to be there.
312
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:37,533
Okay. We'll be there.
313
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,000
Good. And you can tell Brendan
314
00:15:40,066 --> 00:15:42,133
he can park his Big
Wheel in my spot.
315
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,133
[laughing]
316
00:15:48,066 --> 00:15:50,000
Hey, can you off
stay off that thing?
317
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,366
Come on, stop your pout.
This is a great party.
318
00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:59,133
Girl, you worked that $200.
319
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,540
I bet you next year you
could do it with 100.
320
00:16:01,606 --> 00:16:04,540
Oh, yeah, we'll just move
the party to a trailer park
321
00:16:04,606 --> 00:16:06,540
and serve spam balls.
322
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,940
Oh, my God.
323
00:16:17,006 --> 00:16:19,940
Who'd think someone that young
could look that good in a suit?
324
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:24,640
Well, I tried to tell you that
was the ladies' restroom.
325
00:16:24,706 --> 00:16:26,640
Shh. Now give me my glasses.
326
00:16:26,706 --> 00:16:29,673
You know, those figures look
the same on those signs.
327
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,040
Well, here's a clue.
328
00:16:31,106 --> 00:16:33,340
The one with the
blue triangle dress
329
00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:34,940
that's the girl.
330
00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:39,406
Check out Max and her nephew.
331
00:16:42,773 --> 00:16:44,640
‐ What? ‐ Hey, how
are you doing?
332
00:16:44,706 --> 00:16:46,573
‐ I'm Overton. ‐ Brendan.
333
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,673
‐ I'm Kyle. ‐ Good to meet you.
334
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:51,640
I understand you have some
problem deciding on your major.
335
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:54,040
Well, I'm weighing
a few options.
336
00:16:54,106 --> 00:16:56,440
Yeah, well, don't fret.
You got lot of time.
337
00:16:56,506 --> 00:16:59,040
Hell, I remember when
I was a young rascal
338
00:16:59,106 --> 00:17:02,513
I couldn't decide between
the fine arts or trade.
339
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,613
But after that tragic
ballet debacle..
340
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,513
That's when the prima ballerina
341
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:12,746
took the literal interpretation
of the nutcracker.
342
00:17:17,613 --> 00:17:19,680
My mom tried to make
me take dance classes
343
00:17:19,746 --> 00:17:22,680
but now that I'm 18,
I do what I want.
344
00:17:22,746 --> 00:17:24,313
As long as I keep my room clean.
345
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,513
[laughs]
346
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:28,546
Excuse us. We're gonna
go get some punch.
347
00:17:28,613 --> 00:17:30,080
Yes, do that.
348
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,113
Brendan seems like an okay guy.
349
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,480
Yeah, he's alright. So
what's he doing with Max?
350
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,680
Yes, I'm still with Evans
And Bell Associates.
351
00:17:40,746 --> 00:17:42,266
Are you still with
Braxton and Watters?
352
00:17:42,313 --> 00:17:45,213
Actually I'm up for partner
since Watters was indicted.
353
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,480
Oh.
354
00:17:47,546 --> 00:17:49,066
‐ And what do you do, Brendan?
‐ Well‐‐
355
00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:50,813
‐ He's in education. ‐ Oh.
356
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,380
I guess that's one
way of putting it.
357
00:17:53,446 --> 00:17:54,780
I'm a student in NYU.
358
00:17:54,846 --> 00:17:57,513
Oh, maybe you know my
daughter, Gina Jones.
359
00:17:57,580 --> 00:17:59,046
She's a sophomore there.
360
00:17:59,113 --> 00:18:00,986
Well, she is a year ahead of me.
361
00:18:01,053 --> 00:18:03,720
Excuse us. Hey, what's up?
362
00:18:05,286 --> 00:18:07,620
‐ Certainly. ‐ 'Oh. Look.'
363
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:11,953
I have just spotted the future Mrs.
Kyle Barker.
364
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,220
‐ Kyle‐‐ ‐ Unh‐unh. Unh‐unh.
365
00:18:16,286 --> 00:18:18,220
I saw her first, man.
366
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:22,186
If you say so.
367
00:18:22,253 --> 00:18:23,886
Look at that poise.
368
00:18:23,953 --> 00:18:25,153
'That elegance.'
369
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:30,286
Now you need to look at
that through your glasses.
370
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,053
Oh, the horror.
371
00:18:45,353 --> 00:18:48,986
You worked that video. Yes,
you did, Max, come on.
372
00:18:49,053 --> 00:18:50,293
Unh‐unh, perhaps you heard that
373
00:18:50,317 --> 00:18:52,653
Bobby Brown, Whitney
Houston duet.
374
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,686
Yeah, kind of had a new
edition feel to it.
375
00:18:54,753 --> 00:18:56,420
‐ 'Yeah.' ‐ Yeah. Yeah.
376
00:18:56,486 --> 00:18:58,753
You see Bobby Brown used
to be a new edition
377
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,760
before he went solo.
378
00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:04,226
I know that, Max.
379
00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:06,126
Can I talk to you for a second?
380
00:19:06,193 --> 00:19:07,426
Sure.
381
00:19:08,993 --> 00:19:10,493
What's up?
382
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,526
Are you embarrassed
to be here with me?
383
00:19:12,593 --> 00:19:15,893
Oh, come on now. Is
that what you think?
384
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,893
Tell me I'm wrong.
385
00:19:19,193 --> 00:19:22,493
Embarrassed is such
a strong word.
386
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,593
You know I don't need this.
387
00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:26,060
I'm gonna go back
to my dorm and see
388
00:19:26,084 --> 00:19:28,317
what the other kids are up to.
389
00:19:32,426 --> 00:19:34,926
What did you do now?
390
00:19:34,993 --> 00:19:38,460
Why is everything
automatically my fault?
391
00:19:38,526 --> 00:19:41,226
Do I have to make a list or
are you gonna go after him?
392
00:19:41,293 --> 00:19:43,226
Go after him.
393
00:19:48,393 --> 00:19:50,126
[sighs]
394
00:19:50,193 --> 00:19:52,460
Well, that was a
real mature exit.
395
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,560
Hey, I'm not staying where
I'm not comfortable.
396
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:55,726
I mean, if the age thing
397
00:19:55,793 --> 00:19:57,753
was bothering you, you
should have said something.
398
00:19:57,820 --> 00:20:00,020
Oh, Brendan, it's not that
you're young that bothers me.
399
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:02,233
Okay, then what is it?
400
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,166
It's that you're young
401
00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:06,866
and I'm really
starting to like you.
402
00:20:09,933 --> 00:20:12,400
And that's a bad thing, huh?
403
00:20:12,466 --> 00:20:14,666
Look, why don't you
give me a call
404
00:20:14,733 --> 00:20:16,733
when you're mature
enough to handle this?
405
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:21,266
‐ I got midterms to study for.
‐ Okay, alright, look.
406
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,766
Why don't we give us a
little bit more time?
407
00:20:28,266 --> 00:20:30,966
I'll get smarter,
you'll get older.
408
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:35,300
I'll get better,
you'll get older.
409
00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:40,433
[laughs] Before too
long, we'll both be 29.
410
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,533
I see my little
girl's growin' up.
411
00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:50,133
Listen, we are two very
good‐looking people
412
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,133
in a small room alone.
413
00:20:53,766 --> 00:20:56,000
So why are we still talking?
414
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,306
Sorry, technical difficulties.
415
00:21:23,273 --> 00:21:25,906
Ooh, I see you've straightened
things out with Brendan.
416
00:21:25,973 --> 00:21:27,906
I guess you could say that.
417
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,506
I wasn't down with the
idea of him at first
418
00:21:32,573 --> 00:21:35,473
but now I see why you like him.
He's pretty cool.
419
00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:37,973
That's nice, but I don't care.
420
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,506
I've spent too
much time worrying
421
00:21:39,573 --> 00:21:41,306
about other people's
opinions, so..
422
00:21:41,373 --> 00:21:42,640
That's cool, Max.
423
00:21:42,706 --> 00:21:44,706
'Cause I never worry about
what other people think.
424
00:21:44,730 --> 00:21:48,106
What? You base your whole life
upon what other people think.
425
00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:50,840
Unh‐unh. Unh‐unh. Not true.
426
00:21:50,906 --> 00:21:53,540
I base it on what
other people say.
427
00:21:53,606 --> 00:21:55,540
There's a big difference.
428
00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:58,740
Well, people should
form their own opinions
429
00:21:58,806 --> 00:22:01,180
and not care what
anybody else thinks.
430
00:22:01,246 --> 00:22:03,713
Don't you think so, Khadijah?
431
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:06,413
‐ Well, I gotta go. ‐
You just got here.
432
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,513
I know, but they close
that dorm up at 1:30.
433
00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:10,780
It's hell climbing that
fire escape in heels, girl.
434
00:22:12,746 --> 00:22:15,246
Girl, you're gonna
wear yourself out.
435
00:22:15,313 --> 00:22:17,246
Or die tryin'. Work it!
436
00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:29,891
(Overton) 'Hey, Kyle,
what are you doing man?'
437
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:31,635
(Kyle) 'Hey, man, I lost
one of my contacts.'
438
00:22:31,659 --> 00:22:32,748
'Do not step there.'
439
00:22:32,815 --> 00:22:34,581
'Don't step there either.'
440
00:22:34,648 --> 00:22:37,181
'Man, look, don't put
your foot down, alright?'
441
00:22:37,248 --> 00:22:39,348
‐ 'Where can I put
it?' ‐ 'Nowhere.'
442
00:22:43,748 --> 00:22:45,588
(Synclaire) 'Hey, Overton,
how did you do that?'
443
00:22:45,612 --> 00:22:47,248
[lens crack]
444
00:22:47,315 --> 00:22:49,848
(Overton) 'Well, I guess I can
put my foot down now, huh?'
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