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Well, Regine, I'm
happy to report
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there are no mice
in your closet.
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Although I did beat the hell
out of your mink earmuffs.
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So then what was causing
all the squeaking?
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I guess you must have
loosened up the floorboards
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when you was trying to hide
your box of valuables.
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My box of valuables?
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Yes. Yes! My very valuable box.
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What? Oh, man.
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These are just somebody's
crusty old letters.
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Oh, they look like
old love letters.
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And I smell perfume.
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No, that be the fungus
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growing on the
bottom of the box.
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Wow. This one was
written in 1894.
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These could be worth
a lot of money.
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Hundreds. Maybe thousands.
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Grab a crowbar.
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There are six more
closets in the house.
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♪ We are living single ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Yes we're living the
single life yeah ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
♪ We're living single ♪
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♪ Ooh, in a '90s kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ What? ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get tough ♪
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♪ You got to fight with ♪
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♪ My homegirls
standing to my left ♪
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♪ And my right ♪
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♪ True blue, and
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
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♪ Check, check, check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ And in a '90s kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Aah ♪
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Wyatt, you don't have very
much writing experience.
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Yo, I'm not a magazine
writer per se.
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Rap lyrics are more my forte.
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Oh, that explains why
your resume rhymes.
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It's the language of the people.
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Clearly, you're out of touch.
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Really?
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Well, I guess you think
you're smart and cool,
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but if you think you're
getting a job here,
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you're a damn fool. Now
get up out of my office.
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Sorry. He was a walk‐in.
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I'm here to see Khadijah James.
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Hi, I'm Khadijah... James.
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Xavier St. John.
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I'm here for the interview.
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Interview?
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Oh, the interview.
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I'm sorry. Just this way.
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I'll just take my usual notes.
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Why don't you just make
your usual personal calls?
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Greedy.
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Why don't you have a seat?
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Thank you.
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Hmm. Money Magazine.
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San Antonio Sentinel.
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You have some nice credits here.
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Yes, and as you can see,
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I've also been
published in Esteem.
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Esteem, huh?
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That's a great magazine.
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Yeah, but Flavor
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is clearly much more in
touch with the people.
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I like a man who knows
when to kiss up.
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Should I continue, or
was that sufficient?
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Well, I'll let you know.
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Will that be sugar
or sugar substitute?
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Synclaire, we didn't
ask for any coffee.
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Well, then I guess it really
doesn't matter then, does it?
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Excuse me.
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So, tell me something
about yourself.
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Well, I'm originally from D. C.,
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but I spent my teens in Europe.
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Army brat.
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Really, you speak any
other languages?
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Mais oui.
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Flavor est un journal
merveilleux.
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(giggles)
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What does that mean?
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Flavor is a wonderful magazine.
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Hey, it sounds good
in both languages.
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Cafe au lait? Latte?
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Mocha java?
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Synclaire, we just said
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we didn't want
anything to drink.
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Well, he's a big guy.
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He could have worked
up a thirst by now.
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No, I'm fine. Thanks, anyway.
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Ciao.
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Xavier, I have a good
feeling about you.
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When can you start?
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When do you want me?
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As soon as possible.
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How about right now?
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Uh, I'll show you to your desk.
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Welcome to the Flavor family.
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Okay. The peep show is over.
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Get back to work.
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Dennis.
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Oh, these old letters
are so romantic.
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John is writing to Emily
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about the time they shared tea
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right here in the parlor.
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Listen, "When your hand brushed
against mine, my beloved"
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my heart fairly leapt with joy."
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Oh, he really loved Emily.
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Yeah, well.
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Didn't take John long to get
those 34 buttons undone.
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Apparently, they had more
than just tea in the parlor.
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You know, Synclaire,
I enjoy tea.
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You guys! I told you,
until I find out
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if my letters are worth anything
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keep your horny paws off.
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(knocking)
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Good evening, people.
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Yeah, yeah. What's the
news on my letters?
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My friend at the auction house
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said if the letters have any
historical references in them,
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they could be worth quite a bit.
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You heard the man, people!
Read! Read!
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(knocking)
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Max, is that you?
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Yeah.
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Nice try, Kyle
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but I have a key, little freak.
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So, Khadijah how
was your first day
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with your new writer Mr.
Beautiful?
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Let me put it to you like this.
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Xavier spent all day
stocking his desk.
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You know, we keep
the office supplies
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in the file cabinet
in the bottom drawer.
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Today was a good day.
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Alright!
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I knew you guys
said he looked good
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but is the brother
really all that?
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Girl, his butt's so hard
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you could bounce a
quarter off it.
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I tried. If only I
had better aim.
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Synclaire, I'm shocked
and applauled.
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It was peer pressure.
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All the other women and
Dennis were doing it.
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Listen to your
shameless prattle.
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Men could never get away with
talking about women like that.
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That's right. Welcome
to the '90s.
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Oh, Kyle, you're just jealous
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that you're not getting
the attention.
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Oh, please.
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Now, if I may speak for
good‐looking men everywhere...
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Only as their rodeo clown.
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That reminds me.
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Bronco busting's about to start.
They're hold a stall for you.
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I think that I should sashay
on down to the office
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and see what all
this talk is about.
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Don't even try it, Regine.
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I think Xavier has a
thing for Khadijah.
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No. Really?
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Do you really think he
needed all those supplies?
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How many post‐its can
a man use in one day?
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Please.
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Sounds to me like he was
putting on a show for you.
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I thought I caught him checking
me out a couple of times.
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Ah! Don't touch it, girl.
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Hey, I'm with you. Hands off.
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What? What do you mean,
"don't touch it"?
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Shoot, she's paying for it.
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That she is.
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We need to leave
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before their caldron boils
over and singes our feet.
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I feel dirty.
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Hey, come on in.
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I just wanted to say,
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well, I'm turning in my
first article tomorrow
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and I'm looking forward
to your thoughts.
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I'm looking forward
to reading it.
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Guess we both have something
to look forward to.
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Guess so.
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Well, um, I'm on my way out.
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Which way you going?
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Prospect Heights.
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Cool, we can share a cab.
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I'll get my things.
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Synclaire, I think Xavier and
I are sharing a cab home.
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You want to join us?
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Well, I have to cut
off the Xerox machine
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close all the windows,
and find my keys.
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See you in a few hours.
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Sorry, Dennis.
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So when did you first know
you wanted to be a writer?
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It had to be the third grade.
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I always knew I
had a lot to say.
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The teacher wrote
on my report card.
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"Khadijah has a lot to say."
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And I guess you've been
saying it ever since, huh?
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It feels like it.
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I was the editor of
my high school paper
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my college paper and
now I've got Flavor.
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I guess there's no
shutting me up.
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Well, I could listen
to you talk all day.
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Xavier, you got the job already.
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You can stop brown‐nosing now.
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No, that's how I feel.
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Be for real.
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Seriously.
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You're one of the most engaging
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and intelligent women
I've ever met.
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Really?
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Really.
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(driver clears throat)
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Your stop.
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I can't believe
we're here already.
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Me, either.
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Yeah, well.
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I guess this is it.
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I guess so.
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Khadijah, look, I'm flattered
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but I don't think
this is a good idea.
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No. It wasn't.
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Yeah, well, I'll
see you tomorrow.
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Ouch.
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"As our flesh became one
over and over and over."
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Whoo‐ee!
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Ooh, yes.
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Look here, Regine.
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Why not take a couple
of these home tonight?
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You know, as a favor.
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This is the worst
day of my life.
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I'm so embarrassed.
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Khadijah...
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did your blouse pop open again?
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No, my blouse did not pop
open again, thank you.
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On the cab ride home
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I thought Xavier was
going to kiss me
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so I went for it.
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He didn't.
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I hate to say I told you so.
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Well, I don't really hate it.
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Actually, I get sort of a
perverse pleasure from it.
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What was I thinking?
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Oh, Khadijah.
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Now, honey, this kind of
thing happens all the time.
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No. It's never happened to me.
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Me, either.
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But that's not the point.
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We're here to help Khadijah‐‐
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the only one to whom
this has happened.
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(knocking on door)
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Oh, now, honey, don't
you go feeling bad.
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She's right. There
are worse things.
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Like this tale from the crypt.
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Max, can we call a truce?
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No.
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Okay, fine. I tried
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to take the high road
you bearded billy goat.
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Ah, Khadijah, what happened?
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Your blouse pop open again?
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00:12:57,346 --> 00:12:59,853
No. She tried to kiss
the new guy from work
264
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,853
and he left her hanging.
265
00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:06,620
What?
266
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:10,486
I'm trying to help you work
through your embarrassment.
267
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,720
I feel for you, Khadijah.
268
00:13:12,786 --> 00:13:15,020
You know, men go through
this all the time‐‐
269
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,020
always having to make
the first move...
270
00:13:17,086 --> 00:13:19,020
never knowing what to expect...
271
00:13:19,086 --> 00:13:21,620
the humiliation and the
constant rejection.
272
00:13:22,986 --> 00:13:25,486
Of course, you know, this
has never happened to me.
273
00:13:27,086 --> 00:13:29,553
Happened to me once.
274
00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:32,620
It was in the third grade.
275
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:35,486
Little Chip Fields
scarred me for life.
276
00:13:37,653 --> 00:13:39,886
Matter of fact, when
I got the fresh fage
277
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,453
you can still kinda
see it right here.
278
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,353
Look, forget all of this.
279
00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:46,386
I'm just going to
go to work tomorrow
280
00:13:46,453 --> 00:13:49,053
and pretend it never happened.
281
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,720
Xavier ain't all that, anyway.
282
00:13:51,786 --> 00:13:54,720
It's funny how
unattractive a guy becomes
283
00:13:54,786 --> 00:13:56,720
after he rejects you.
284
00:13:58,053 --> 00:13:59,993
(muffled laughter)
285
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:07,926
You have a minute?
286
00:14:07,993 --> 00:14:09,493
Uh, sure. What's up?
287
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:12,060
I wanted to tell you
that I left a copy
288
00:14:12,126 --> 00:14:13,593
of my article with Synclaire.
289
00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:15,926
Alright. I'll read
it as soon as I can.
290
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,360
Xavier.
291
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,860
Look, um... about last night...
292
00:14:23,926 --> 00:14:26,393
I'm sorry if I made you
feel uncomfortable.
293
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:28,260
This is no big deal.
294
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,260
Let's just forget
it ever happened.
295
00:14:30,326 --> 00:14:31,593
I can do that.
296
00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:32,660
Great.
297
00:14:34,202 --> 00:14:35,202
Khadijah?
298
00:14:35,226 --> 00:14:36,260
Yeah?
299
00:14:36,326 --> 00:14:38,593
Well, I'm no William Shakespeare
300
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,326
and I'm certainly
no Toni Morrison.
301
00:14:40,393 --> 00:14:42,626
I don't even come close to being Dr.
Seuss...
302
00:14:42,693 --> 00:14:44,826
but, oh, I forgot my point.
303
00:14:44,893 --> 00:14:46,826
Wait. Let me backtrack.
304
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,560
Oh, yes. Xavier.
305
00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:54,360
His writing stinks.
306
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,493
It's just so confusing.
307
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,526
You know, after I read
the first paragraph
308
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:01,200
I relaxed my eyes and just
looked at the patterns.
309
00:15:02,766 --> 00:15:04,733
This doesn't make sense.
310
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,533
And look at these typos.
311
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,600
I can't believe
Xavier wrote this.
312
00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:12,300
Well, his other articles
were good, right?
313
00:15:12,366 --> 00:15:14,600
I didn't exactly get around
314
00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:16,833
to reading any of
his other articles.
315
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:19,866
Well, what did his
references say?
316
00:15:19,933 --> 00:15:23,766
Uh... well, you know, I
didn't get around to, uh...
317
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,100
Okay, okay.
318
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:27,066
You didn't read his samples.
319
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,066
You didn't check his references.
320
00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:32,133
Khadijah, the next time I staple
your papers at the wrong angle
321
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,133
cut me some slack, okay?
322
00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:38,766
I made a mistake.
323
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:40,700
Tell him I want to see him.
324
00:15:40,766 --> 00:15:42,700
I should think so.
325
00:15:44,466 --> 00:15:46,400
(snapping fingers)
326
00:15:49,433 --> 00:15:51,200
What's up?
327
00:15:51,266 --> 00:15:53,200
Well, I read your article.
328
00:15:53,266 --> 00:15:55,200
What did you think?
329
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:59,333
I got to be straight up
with you, it needs work.
330
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,506
How much work are we talking?
331
00:16:01,573 --> 00:16:02,840
A lot.
332
00:16:02,906 --> 00:16:04,240
A lot?
333
00:16:04,306 --> 00:16:06,240
As in beaucoup.
334
00:16:07,506 --> 00:16:09,440
Xavier, I can't publish this.
335
00:16:11,406 --> 00:16:14,740
Oh, okay, I see
what this is about.
336
00:16:14,806 --> 00:16:16,240
Last night in the cab.
337
00:16:16,306 --> 00:16:18,673
I say no, so you say no.
338
00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:21,740
Xavier, this has nothing
to do with last night.
339
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:25,006
Khadijah, there is nothing
wrong with my article.
340
00:16:25,073 --> 00:16:27,040
The trouble is, you don't
need a journalist.
341
00:16:27,673 --> 00:16:29,606
You need a man.
342
00:16:31,506 --> 00:16:33,106
I need someone who knows
343
00:16:33,173 --> 00:16:35,206
there are two "O's" in Brooklyn.
344
00:16:36,606 --> 00:16:38,540
Are you threatening to fire me?
345
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:40,573
I hope not, because
you'll have a nice
346
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,606
little lawsuit on
your hands if you do.
347
00:16:42,673 --> 00:16:44,006
You're going to sue me?
348
00:16:44,073 --> 00:16:45,540
For sexual harassment.
349
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,706
Well, fine.
350
00:16:48,773 --> 00:16:51,540
Just remember, harassment‐‐
one "r," two "s's."
351
00:16:58,606 --> 00:17:01,046
So, Max, does he
have a case or what?
352
00:17:01,113 --> 00:17:03,280
Nah. I wouldn't represent him.
353
00:17:03,346 --> 00:17:05,280
Good, 'cause I want to fire him.
354
00:17:05,346 --> 00:17:07,613
Oh, that's different. Could
you give him my card?
355
00:17:08,913 --> 00:17:11,146
So I'm stuck with a
guy who can't write
356
00:17:11,213 --> 00:17:12,946
or a lawsuit I don't deserve.
357
00:17:13,013 --> 00:17:15,580
That's basically the
conclusion we came to here.
358
00:17:16,713 --> 00:17:18,646
You know, I think this dilemma
359
00:17:18,713 --> 00:17:21,446
illustrates the progress women
have made over the years.
360
00:17:21,513 --> 00:17:23,113
I mean, before you know it,
361
00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:25,146
you women will be blamed
for starting wars
362
00:17:25,213 --> 00:17:27,446
telling us men what
to do with our bodies
363
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:29,446
and suffering from
male pattern baldness.
364
00:17:30,213 --> 00:17:31,680
Kyle. Yeah, baby?
365
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:34,280
Get the hell out.
366
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:37,746
See, you're relaxing into
that newfound power already.
367
00:17:37,813 --> 00:17:39,080
I'll get the door.
368
00:17:39,146 --> 00:17:41,180
And you, you're
such the gentleman.
369
00:17:41,246 --> 00:17:43,746
(chuckling)
370
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,646
Goodnight.
371
00:17:45,713 --> 00:17:47,146
You know, Khadijah,
372
00:17:47,213 --> 00:17:49,713
John and Emily had a
love no one approved of.
373
00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:52,780
Synclaire, we don't have a love
and he's threatening to sue me.
374
00:17:52,846 --> 00:17:54,446
I don't see how this relates.
375
00:17:54,513 --> 00:17:57,013
Now that you put it
that way, neither do I.
376
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,980
Thanks for correcting me.
377
00:17:59,046 --> 00:18:01,053
So, Khadijah, what
are you going to do?
378
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,053
Look, I made a mistake.
379
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,586
If I have to pay
with a lawsuit, fine
380
00:18:05,653 --> 00:18:07,886
but my magazine is not
gonna pay for it.
381
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:10,553
I'm firing Xavier tomorrow, and
whatever happens, happens.
382
00:18:12,253 --> 00:18:13,720
It's times like this
383
00:18:13,786 --> 00:18:17,086
that mae me glad I work alone.
384
00:18:17,153 --> 00:18:19,520
This kind of thing can
never happen to me.
385
00:18:19,586 --> 00:18:21,153
I always treat myself
386
00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:23,953
with the utmost
courtesy and respect.
387
00:18:31,253 --> 00:18:33,186
You wanted to see me?
388
00:18:33,253 --> 00:18:35,186
Yeah. Have a seat.
389
00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:38,353
Xavier, earlier, you said
390
00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:40,986
you admired me as a
good businesswoman.
391
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,920
Well, a good businesswoman
knows when you make a mistake
392
00:18:43,986 --> 00:18:47,686
you have to admit,
apologize, and correct.
393
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:51,120
Now, I've admitted my mistake
and I've apologized.
394
00:18:51,186 --> 00:18:53,420
All I have to do is
correct the situation.
395
00:18:53,486 --> 00:18:55,253
I'm letting you go.
396
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,053
I'm filing that lawsuit.
397
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:59,693
Go ahead, 'cause your threats
are not going to dictate
398
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,826
the way I run my business.
399
00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:07,960
Khadijah, everyone saw
how you wanted me.
400
00:19:08,026 --> 00:19:09,993
Check this out, right?
401
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:12,593
Nobody wants you
more than you do
402
00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:16,160
and more importantly,
you cannot write.
403
00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:19,160
Do you know what an accusation
of sexual harassment
404
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,126
will do to your reputation?
405
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:24,926
If I'm lucky, it will get me
a Supreme Court appointment.
406
00:19:24,993 --> 00:19:27,760
And I know, if a judge
were to read your article
407
00:19:27,826 --> 00:19:30,393
she would sentence you to
remedial English class.
408
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,960
I don't need you to
get where I wanna go.
409
00:19:33,026 --> 00:19:34,526
You're right. You don't.
410
00:19:34,593 --> 00:19:37,326
You'll get over on your
charm and your good looks
411
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,626
but see, you won't
get over on me again
412
00:19:39,693 --> 00:19:41,460
'cause Khadijah don't need you.
413
00:19:41,526 --> 00:19:42,860
See ya.
414
00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:47,760
I'm fired?
415
00:19:47,826 --> 00:19:48,926
Yep.
416
00:19:48,993 --> 00:19:50,093
I'm fired.
417
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,360
And hard of hearing.
418
00:19:52,426 --> 00:19:55,426
You're not even worth the time
it would take to sue you.
419
00:19:55,493 --> 00:19:57,026
I didn't think so.
420
00:19:57,093 --> 00:19:59,426
Okay, I'm out.
421
00:19:59,493 --> 00:20:02,866
You can kiss my b‐u‐t good‐bye.
422
00:20:05,633 --> 00:20:06,633
"T."
423
00:20:12,233 --> 00:20:13,666
Synclaire, Overton
424
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:15,966
your hard work in reading
those musty old letters
425
00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:17,300
has paid off.
426
00:20:17,366 --> 00:20:19,866
I hit the jackpot, y'all‐‐ $400.
427
00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:21,466
A woman at the
historical society
428
00:20:21,533 --> 00:20:23,500
said Emily was a person
of some substance.
429
00:20:23,566 --> 00:20:26,733
Mm‐hmm. Apparently, Miss
Emily was a suffragette
430
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:30,000
or she sewed a flag or
a dress or something.
431
00:20:30,066 --> 00:20:32,866
Anyway, they are willing
to pay cash money
432
00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:34,866
to read about whatever she did.
433
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,366
Give me the letters.
434
00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:38,700
We can't. Yes, you can.
435
00:20:38,766 --> 00:20:41,766
Before you say another word,
let me read you the last one.
436
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:44,433
It's to Abigail, Emily's sister.
437
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,666
"I am racked with grief over
my beloved Emily's death.
438
00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:50,866
"Curse that runaway oxcart.
439
00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:52,200
"I'm going to spend
440
00:20:52,266 --> 00:20:53,733
"the remainder of
my wretched life
441
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,133
"in a monastery.
442
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,766
"My one last wish is that you
burn any letters from me.
443
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:00,773
"Emily may have saved
444
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,406
"so that she may read
of my love in heaven.
445
00:21:03,473 --> 00:21:05,873
Peace be with you, John."
446
00:21:11,373 --> 00:21:13,273
All of them?
447
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,273
All of them.
448
00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:19,473
You looked past the money
449
00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:22,840
to fulfill the last
wish of a holy man.
450
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,573
(crying): You each
owe me 200 bucks...
451
00:21:31,006 --> 00:21:32,940
and I want it by Friday...
452
00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:38,673
or you both will be sorry
that you were ever born.
453
00:21:45,684 --> 00:21:46,772
REGINE: "Dear Emily:
454
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:51,239
Had lunch today
with Ben Franklin."
455
00:21:51,305 --> 00:21:54,239
SYNCLAIRE: Regine, I don't think
he was around in the 1890s.
456
00:21:54,305 --> 00:21:55,972
Oh, dang.
457
00:21:56,039 --> 00:21:58,205
It says here in the almanac
458
00:21:58,272 --> 00:22:00,245
that the light bulb
was invented in 1879.
459
00:22:00,312 --> 00:22:01,579
Mm‐hmm. Close enough.
460
00:22:01,645 --> 00:22:06,045
"Dear Emily: Had lunch today
461
00:22:06,112 --> 00:22:08,445
"with Thomas Alva Edison.
462
00:22:09,712 --> 00:22:11,312
"He thanked me
463
00:22:11,379 --> 00:22:13,345
"for the light bulb
idea I gave him.
464
00:22:13,412 --> 00:22:16,079
See you soon. Love, John."
465
00:22:18,145 --> 00:22:20,079
Mm‐‐ sounds valuable to me.
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