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Gin.
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Synclaire, we're playing poker.
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Tough noogies, I have gin.
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[laughing]
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Ooh, I know that face.
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‐ Bad day, huh? ‐ What a loser.
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His credit card
didn't go through.
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Oh, no. Well, I hope you
didn't offer to pay.
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Oh, please, girl. I left him
pullin' lint out of his pocket.
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Well, why don't
you just join us?
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Yeah, girl. All for
one, one for all.
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‐ Oh, wow. Thanks, you guys. ‐
Hey, you're a sister, okay?
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When it happens to
you, it happens to us.
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When you hurt, we all hurt.
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Power to the people.
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[telephone rings]
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Hello.
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Oh, hi.
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Oh, sure. Okay.
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Bye‐bye.
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‐ Bye. ‐ Where are you goin'?
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To meet up with Alonzo,
my favorite fireman.
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Are you done with this?
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Hey, what about all
that all for one stuff?
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Girl, I'm doing this for you.
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If I have a good time,
we all have a good time.
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Yeah.
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[Queen Latifah performing
"We Are Living Single"]
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♪ Check check check it out
check check check it out ♪
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♪ Do what you want
no free position ♪
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♪ We Are Living Single ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Yes we're living
the single life ♪
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♪ We Are Living Single ♪
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♪ Ooh in the 90's kinda world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep ya head up what keep
ya head up that's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get tough ♪
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♪ You gotta fight
with my home girl ♪
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♪ Standing to my
left and my right ♪
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♪ True‐blue and
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We Are Living Single ♪
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♪ In the 90's kinda world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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Call me back as
soon as you know.
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Alright, thank you.
Synclaire, check it out.
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Whoopi Goldberg might do
our cover next month.
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‐ Yes! Whoopi's on the cover. ‐
I said, I said maybe. Maybe.
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Here, rub Timmy Troll's
tummy for luck.
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I'm not rubbing that
ugly little thing.
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Fine, take your chances.
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[telephone rings]
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Flavor Magazine, news and
views for you to peruse.
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Okay, please hold and be
held by the soothing sounds
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of Luther Vandross.
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Khadijah, it's Frank from
the distributing company.
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I don't wanna talk to that
no‐butt rip‐off artist.
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He wants 50 bucks for a job
he didn't even finish.
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Just tell him I left.
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(Frank on phone)
'Hello, Khadijah.'
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'It's no‐butt Frank.
Got a minute?'
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They put the speaker button
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and the hold button
so close together.
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Hi, Frank.
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Got you with my Khadijah
impression, didn't I?
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Oh, you wanna hear it again?
Okay.
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Frank, you'll see your money
when hell freezes over.
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[clears throat]
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Good, wasn't I?
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Seriously, I'll tell Khadijah
you had called. Bye.
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Hey, Khadijah, finished fillin'
out those papers. Thanks a lot.
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I won't let you down.
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‐ That's why you got the job.
‐ Alright.
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What's that about?
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Oh, Jonathan's gonna be our
new production manager.
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You gave him a promotion?
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Yeah.
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Khadijah.
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I was just closing my eyes
and trying to imagine
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why you would give him a
promotion and not me.
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I'm drawing a blank,
how about you?
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Synclaire, Jonathan has
a degree in journalism.
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He's been here longer
and he doesn't spend
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his lunch hours re‐enacting
the Rhythm Nation video
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with 30 half‐naked trolls.
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Hey, those little guys
spread joy and happiness
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throughout this office.
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Well, I'll give
them a promotion.
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Khadijah, I demand
more responsibility.
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Okay, Synclaire, what is it
exactly that you wanna do?
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Y‐you want me to tell you now?
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Yes.
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Can I get back to you?
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This could take a while.
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That's the plan.
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Thanks to my fancy wiring.
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This little remote
can now control
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the TV, VCR, CD and
the tape deck.
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And the lights.
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Hi.
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Hi. No song, no cheer
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no good evening poem?
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You alright?
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‐ I'm fine. ‐ Okay.
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Alright, you broke me.
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Khadijah gave
someone a promotion
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and when I asked for one, she
was totally unreasonable.
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How?
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She asked me what I wanted to do.
Ugh!
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Overton, man..
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What are you doing down here?
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The lights keep flickin'
on and off upstairs.
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What are you tryin' to do, man?
Kill me?
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It's the sacrifice we must
make in the name of progress.
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Oh, I got your sacrifice.
Let me tell you‐‐.
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Could we either dial 911 or get
back to my problem, please?
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Thank you.
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Why, baby, what's the matter?
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Just trying to figure out
what I wanna do with my life.
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Synclaire, it's easy.
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You pick something
that you enjoy
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and you turn that into a career.
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Mm‐hm, that's what I did.
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I like, I love shopping, so
I'm a buyer for a boutique.
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And sometimes, you can have
a career that matters.
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Such as mine, you know,
the art of making money
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make money is intricate
and complex and arcane.
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In fact, some people
think that‐‐.
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Oh, Max. What made you
wanna become a lawyer?
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Well, I've always enjoyed arguing.
I'm always right.
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Case closed.
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Well, I ain't really have
a choice in my career.
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When I was eight, my
daddy sat me down
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and told me I was
gonna be a handyman.
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Oh, sure. I rebelled like
most young scamps. I..
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I tried roofing,
carpentry, the fine arts.
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Then my daddy sat me
down again and he said.
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"Son, take off that beret and
go in and fix the sink."
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See, I can't find the same
direction all of you have.
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Oh, Synclaire, come on now.
What are your goals?
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‐ Don't you have any dreams?
‐ Oh, I have dreams.
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I'd like to feed all
the hungry children.
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I'd like to cure all the
diseases that infect our trees.
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I'd like to be the office
manager at a magazine.
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I'd like to, "Hey, back up.
Oh. There it is!"
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I could do that.
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[indistinct chattering]
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No, not yet, Overton. She's
still in her office.
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Probably promoting
somebody else.
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Here she comes. Hold on. I'll
let you know how it goes.
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Khadijah, I've made a decision
about what I wanna do.
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You had help with
this, didn't you?
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Maybe, but that's not the point.
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I wanna be the office manager.
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Synclaire, you're not
ready to run this office.
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I knew you were gonna say that.
So sit down.
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You know I only
sit for bad news.
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I called the printer and got
him to make us a great deal.
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He's gonna charge us
one‐third less per magazine
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and all I had to do was
order twice as many copies.
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Isn't that incredible
and responsible?
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Don't you get all gushy, girl.
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Flowers and my promotion
will do nicely.
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Synclaire, we don't have
the circulation to sell
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that many magazines.
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You know, you could be a
little more supportive.
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Supportive?
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I gave you a job when you were
fresh off the bus runnin' around
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tossin' your hat in the air
like Mary Tyler Moore.
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Well, you're no Mr. Grant.
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A good boss knows how to get
the most out of her employees.
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You just keep everybody
down with your temper.
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I do not have a temper.
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Does anyone think
I have a temper?
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(Overton on phone) 'I'd
have to go with a yes.'
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'Just a handyman's opinion.'
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You see? You did it again.
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Just like you, pointing
out the negative.
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What about all the other times
I hung up properly, huh?
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I swear, if you
weren't family, yo‐‐.
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If I weren't family, what?
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Look, you know what? Let's
not even take it there.
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No, no. If I weren't
family, what?
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‐ You'd fire me? ‐ Synclaire‐‐.
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Well, you can't fire me.
'Cause I quit. Hah!
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(Overton on phone) 'Synclaire,
I'm back from the bathroom.'
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'What did I miss?'
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Overton, are you still
working on this?
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Baby, for 20 bucks, I can buy a
remote that does all of this.
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Oh, sure. And put another
American out of a job.
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Attention, everyone.
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I'm proud to announce that
I'm no longer working
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for the oppressive management
of Flavor Magazine.
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I am also scared to announce
that I am unemployed and broke.
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Today, Khadijah made it
very clear that she doesn't
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respect me or
appreciate my skills.
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Maybe you'd like to be a
handyman's apprentice.
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Nah, I'd look terrible in a tool belt.
Thanks.
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Is there anything that I can do?
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Well, my resume looks
a little skimpy.
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Can you guys take a look
and see what you think?
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Got any more relatives in town?
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Let me see.
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Well, girl, here's your problem.
All this stuff is true.
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You got to be creative.
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You see here where it
says you were a cashier?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You were a retail services
output processor.
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Mm‐hm.
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And here, phone sales, mm‐mm..
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Telecommunications
market researcher.
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Yes.
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Yeah, and here where
it say baby‐sitter?
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How about stayed
up late with kids?
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Alright. I'm liking that.
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‐ What's up, Synclaire? ‐
Someone addressing me?
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Yeah, Khadijah. The
person you walked out on.
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The person who spent the rest
of the day answering phones
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sorting mail and undoing a
six‐mile long paperclip chain.
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Aw, well, a bad mechanic
blames his tools.
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I find that a sign
of immaturity.
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Now, if you'll all excuse me,
there's just one too many.
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Khadijah's in this room. Hm.
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Khadijah, I cannot believe you.
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I can't believe that you would
force your own cousin to quit.
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‐ I didn't fire‐‐ ‐
Have you no sympathy?
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‐ Dang, yo‐‐ ‐ Have
you no compassion?
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And if she can't pay her
rent, she out on the street.
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Well, hell, she can
stay upstairs with me.
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What about Kyle?
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Kyle can move down here.
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See? This is all working
out very nicely.
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Khadijah, was Synclaire
that bad at work?
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Look, I gave her a job.
She wasn't good at it.
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She walked out. What was I to do?
Beg her to come back?
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I don't think so.
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Look, I already found
a replacement.
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Well, I guess
business is business.
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That's right, and
this is for the best.
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Maybe now Synclaire
will stop leaning on me
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and stand up for herself.
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Khadijah, I have
something to say to you.
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So listen up, miss missy.
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I could use a letter
of recommendation
245
00:12:13,546 --> 00:12:14,913
at your convenience.
246
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:16,846
I thank you.
247
00:12:19,046 --> 00:12:21,980
[upbeat music]
248
00:12:23,513 --> 00:12:26,246
Ah, Synclaire James, why
don't you have a seat?
249
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:29,480
‐ Tell me a bit about yourself.
‐ Okay.
250
00:12:29,546 --> 00:12:31,613
Well, I was born
in Minneapolis‐‐.
251
00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,213
Let's start a little later.
252
00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,546
Oh, well, in junior
high, I ran for‐‐.
253
00:12:35,613 --> 00:12:37,480
Later.
254
00:12:37,546 --> 00:12:39,846
‐ Well, this morning,
I had‐‐ ‐ Earlier.
255
00:12:41,413 --> 00:12:44,546
Well, when I first got
to New York, I‐‐.
256
00:12:44,613 --> 00:12:45,946
On my way over here..
257
00:12:47,246 --> 00:12:49,746
‐ On my last job‐‐
‐ Right there.
258
00:12:49,813 --> 00:12:52,213
Great. Well, I was the
executive assistant
259
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,780
to the publisher of a magazine.
260
00:12:53,846 --> 00:12:55,180
Now we're getting somewhere.
261
00:12:55,246 --> 00:12:58,513
But I'd, uh, rather not
talk about that right now.
262
00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:02,253
Sure, why talk about work
experience at a job interview.
263
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,720
Perhaps you, uh, have a resume?
264
00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:06,586
Notice the high quality paper.
265
00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:12,520
Oh, retail output processor.
266
00:13:12,586 --> 00:13:14,053
You were a cashier.
267
00:13:15,486 --> 00:13:18,086
And a darn good one. Watch this.
268
00:13:18,153 --> 00:13:19,920
Clean up on isle seven.
Check please.
269
00:13:19,986 --> 00:13:21,186
Managers in the front, please.
270
00:13:21,253 --> 00:13:23,020
Bag boy. Price check.
Price check.
271
00:13:23,086 --> 00:13:24,953
You know, Miss
James, I‐I think‐‐.
272
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,986
Oh, Mr. Larson,
please don't say it.
273
00:13:27,053 --> 00:13:28,553
Please, please don't say it.
274
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,520
Don't say, "Don't call
us, we'll call you."
275
00:13:30,586 --> 00:13:32,753
That's the kiss of death.
276
00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:33,953
We'll keep in touch.
277
00:13:35,486 --> 00:13:36,620
Yes.
278
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,186
Good morning, Eunetta.
Welcome to Flavor.
279
00:13:47,253 --> 00:13:50,120
I prefer Mrs. Ryan
in the workplace.
280
00:13:50,186 --> 00:13:51,820
Oh, we're pretty
informal around here‐‐.
281
00:13:51,886 --> 00:13:53,253
Mrs. Ryan.
282
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:56,220
You‐kay, Mrs. Ryan.
Is there any mails?
283
00:13:58,186 --> 00:13:59,726
Initial here, please.
284
00:14:01,026 --> 00:14:02,193
Excuse me?
285
00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:05,860
Nothing leaves my desk
unless it's signed out.
286
00:14:05,926 --> 00:14:07,393
But it's my mail.
287
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:10,560
Yes, dear. Sign here, please.
288
00:14:13,293 --> 00:14:15,393
[telephone rings]
289
00:14:17,226 --> 00:14:18,560
Flavor.
290
00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:23,693
Hold please.
291
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,760
Will there be anything else?
292
00:14:25,826 --> 00:14:28,593
Well, maybe you can answer the
phone with a little more warmth.
293
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,260
Of course.
294
00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:34,660
Flavor.
295
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,626
Much better.
296
00:14:37,693 --> 00:14:40,426
I'll connect you to
that department.
297
00:14:40,493 --> 00:14:42,293
You seem to have
everything under control.
298
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,960
I do have one question.
299
00:14:45,026 --> 00:14:47,560
What is this?
300
00:14:48,693 --> 00:14:50,226
Oh, that's a troll.
301
00:14:50,293 --> 00:14:53,526
He's supposed to spread joy and
happiness throughout the office.
302
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,360
Yes.
303
00:14:55,426 --> 00:14:57,593
Well, that's my job now.
304
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:04,466
[upbeat music]
305
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,200
I got a job.
306
00:15:12,266 --> 00:15:15,266
I'm working at the
Turkey Burger Hut.
307
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,833
Congratulations.
308
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,766
And I love their slogan too.
309
00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,566
"Take Your Beef Somewhere Else."
310
00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:23,366
Yup. We have a song too.
311
00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:24,633
Don't.
312
00:15:26,066 --> 00:15:27,900
Question.
313
00:15:27,966 --> 00:15:31,433
What's the secret for making
the gobble shake so thick?
314
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,966
We add a dash of real
milk in each one.
315
00:15:36,966 --> 00:15:39,233
That's why they stay on top.
316
00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:44,733
‐ Hey, girl. ‐ Hey, yo.
317
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,500
Hey! How'd your first day
with your new assistant go?
318
00:15:47,566 --> 00:15:49,400
She's efficient,
she's organized..
319
00:15:49,466 --> 00:15:50,746
Girl, she got that
office running
320
00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:52,066
like a well‐oiled machine.
321
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:53,500
She's driving you crazy, huh?
322
00:15:53,566 --> 00:15:55,966
I just want to rip the
hair off her chintz.
323
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,600
So why don't you
just get rid of her.
324
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:01,606
And look like I can't
keep an assistant?
325
00:16:01,673 --> 00:16:04,740
Oh, no, I'm not coming out
of this one looking stupid.
326
00:16:04,806 --> 00:16:07,073
Hey, guess what? I got a job.
327
00:16:08,106 --> 00:16:09,773
So I see.
328
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,106
Hey, has anyone asked you why
you crossed the road today?
329
00:16:12,173 --> 00:16:15,040
[laughing]
330
00:16:15,106 --> 00:16:17,706
Hardy‐har‐har. I'm laughing.
331
00:16:17,773 --> 00:16:21,473
For your FYI, I am a
turkey, not a chicken.
332
00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:24,573
Hey, hey, either way, girl, you
are poultry with a paycheck.
333
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,240
Yes.
334
00:16:26,306 --> 00:16:27,740
And there's more.
335
00:16:27,806 --> 00:16:29,973
I only worked four hours
and they promoted me
336
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,606
to the assistant manager.
337
00:16:32,673 --> 00:16:35,640
Sounds like things are working
out pretty well for both of us.
338
00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:37,073
My new assistant..
339
00:16:38,173 --> 00:16:39,906
I can't say enough about her.
340
00:16:41,306 --> 00:16:43,673
Let me tell ya, at
the Turkey Hut..
341
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,106
I'm climbing to the top.
342
00:16:45,173 --> 00:16:47,906
As Max once told me, "Doesn't
matter who you step on
343
00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,873
if you're not coming back down."
344
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:51,573
I said that?
345
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,140
I like it. Yeah.
346
00:16:54,206 --> 00:16:56,373
So, Synclaire, are
you really happy?
347
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,540
Yeah.
348
00:16:57,606 --> 00:16:58,940
Leaving Flavor was
the best thing
349
00:16:59,006 --> 00:17:00,846
I could've done for myself.
350
00:17:00,913 --> 00:17:03,246
At the Turkey Hut, I
rediscovered something
351
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,813
I was beginning to lose.
352
00:17:06,713 --> 00:17:08,880
My dignity. Goodnight all.
353
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:16,946
[telephone rings]
354
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,513
Flavor.
355
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:26,680
I'll give her the message.
356
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,680
Whoopi Goldberg has
agreed to do your cover.
357
00:17:29,746 --> 00:17:31,680
Whoopi agreed to do the cover?
358
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:34,713
Woo! Whoopi agreed
to do the cover.
359
00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:36,313
Aren't you excited?
360
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:39,446
If I had my leotard,
I'd do a handspring.
361
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:43,080
Synclaire would get excited.
362
00:17:45,713 --> 00:17:47,246
Oh, may I help you?
363
00:17:47,313 --> 00:17:49,280
I just came to get
something from my desk.
364
00:17:49,346 --> 00:17:52,413
‐ You must be Synclaire.
‐ That's correct.
365
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,413
I came by to officially
say goodbye.
366
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,813
Well, this is a picture
of my dog, it's official.
367
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,120
Goodbye.
368
00:18:01,629 --> 00:18:02,629
Synclaire?
369
00:18:02,653 --> 00:18:03,820
Hi, Khadijah.
370
00:18:03,886 --> 00:18:05,053
Uh, Miss James
371
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:08,420
I can't find the
correspondence file anywhere.
372
00:18:08,486 --> 00:18:09,486
Here you go.
373
00:18:10,886 --> 00:18:14,386
I've been trying to figure
out your filing system.
374
00:18:14,453 --> 00:18:16,853
It's not chronological.
It's not alphabetical.
375
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,053
What is it?
376
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,520
It's emotional.
377
00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:23,686
The things Khadijah loves to
hear about, I keep in the front.
378
00:18:23,753 --> 00:18:25,720
Things that bother her,
I keep in the middle.
379
00:18:25,786 --> 00:18:27,346
The things that really
get on her nerves
380
00:18:27,370 --> 00:18:29,320
I keep out of her reach.
381
00:18:29,386 --> 00:18:32,653
Really? You know that
much about how I feel?
382
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:36,553
Khadijah. You've been my
cousin almost my whole life.
383
00:18:38,053 --> 00:18:40,153
I always know how
you are feeling.
384
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,420
Like right now.
385
00:18:41,486 --> 00:18:43,886
You're a little surprised
and impressed, right?
386
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:45,820
Lucky guess.
387
00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:49,153
So this old place
hasn't changed much
388
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:51,286
in the last two days, huh?
389
00:18:51,353 --> 00:18:52,453
You miss it, huh?
390
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:55,720
Why do you ask?
391
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:58,286
Well, I was thinkin', maybe
if things don't work out
392
00:18:58,353 --> 00:19:00,893
at Turkey Hut, you
could come back here.
393
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,993
‐ On a trial basis. ‐ Are
you offering me a job?
394
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,960
Are you saying you want a job?
395
00:19:06,026 --> 00:19:08,093
Are you saying you'll give
me more responsibility
396
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,426
a raise and a title?
397
00:19:10,493 --> 00:19:13,426
How does vice president of
inter‐office affairs sound?
398
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,660
Sounds good.
399
00:19:16,726 --> 00:19:18,460
Do I get a raise?
400
00:19:18,526 --> 00:19:21,560
Oh, it comes with
a salary review.
401
00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:22,993
How does that work?
402
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:24,960
Well, you remember
what you used to make?
403
00:19:25,026 --> 00:19:27,426
‐ Yeah. ‐ We just
reviewed your salary.
404
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:30,626
Deal.
405
00:19:30,693 --> 00:19:33,426
I guess you can give notice to
Turkey Hut when you get back.
406
00:19:33,493 --> 00:19:35,693
Oh, I got the day off.
407
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:39,126
Actually, I got everyday off.
408
00:19:39,193 --> 00:19:41,793
When I found out turkey nuggets
were all nugget no turkey
409
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:43,926
I couldn't keep silent.
410
00:19:43,993 --> 00:19:46,393
When could you?
411
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:49,660
Synclaire, you might not be the
best secretary in the world
412
00:19:49,726 --> 00:19:52,060
but you do bring a certain
something to this place.
413
00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:54,460
A certain happiness and cheer.
414
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,626
No, that's the trolls.
415
00:19:56,693 --> 00:19:59,333
‐ But you do bring the trolls.
‐ Hey!
416
00:20:02,866 --> 00:20:07,266
And the best part, I
get to fire Mrs. Ryan.
417
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,633
You probably have a
lot of things to do.
418
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,500
Why don't you let the
new veep handle it?
419
00:20:13,066 --> 00:20:14,633
I'll hug you later.
420
00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:25,066
You, uh, got a minute?
421
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:27,333
I'm really busy. Can
you make it brief?
422
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,333
Certainly, you're fired.
423
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,066
Says who?
424
00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:35,933
Says the VP of, uh,
inter‐office affairs.
425
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,766
Excuse me. You're at our desk.
426
00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:41,866
Well.
427
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,366
Max, this is the last time
I'mma let you pick out movies.
428
00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:50,100
Presumed Innocent?
429
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,366
The Verdict?
430
00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:53,466
Legal Eagles?
431
00:20:53,533 --> 00:20:55,333
Well, tomorrow, we'll
rent House Party 2
432
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,600
and you'll be happy.
433
00:20:57,666 --> 00:21:00,073
Hey, hey. Hey, Khadijah.
You're home early.
434
00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:02,006
Synclaire gave me the day off.
435
00:21:02,073 --> 00:21:03,840
I knew you'd hire her back.
436
00:21:03,906 --> 00:21:06,706
Well, she promised me she'd
take on more responsibility.
437
00:21:06,773 --> 00:21:09,473
Matter of fact, she's at the
office right now closing up.
438
00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:11,373
Aw. Well, good for Synclaire.
439
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,106
Good for you and
good for the rent.
440
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,706
Now, if I could get Max
to pay for all the time
441
00:21:16,773 --> 00:21:19,273
she spends here, I could
live here rent‐free.
442
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,306
I pay with my advice.
443
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:24,306
Hey, hey.
444
00:21:24,373 --> 00:21:25,973
Always lock the door.
445
00:21:27,473 --> 00:21:29,340
Khadijah, you mind if
I watch TV with you?
446
00:21:29,406 --> 00:21:32,440
Overton is upstairs
enhancing our remote.
447
00:21:32,506 --> 00:21:34,906
‐ Go and grab some couch.
‐ Cool.
448
00:21:34,973 --> 00:21:37,740
So... I hear you hired
Synclaire back.
449
00:21:37,806 --> 00:21:39,973
‐ When, you see her?
‐ I‐I didn't.
450
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,206
But they're all abuzz
at the Turkey Hut.
451
00:21:42,273 --> 00:21:43,740
They're just giving
away nuggets.
452
00:21:46,106 --> 00:21:47,540
Hey, everybody.
453
00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:50,073
Khadijah, the office
is locked up tight.
454
00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:52,273
‐ Did you turn everything off?
‐ Yes, Khadijah.
455
00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:54,173
‐ The lights? ‐ Yes, Khadijah.
456
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,806
The copy machine, the computers?
457
00:21:55,873 --> 00:21:58,540
Yes, Khadijah. Yes, Khadijah.
Relax.
458
00:21:58,606 --> 00:22:01,346
I even flipped that little
switch by your desk.
459
00:22:01,413 --> 00:22:02,646
The silent alarm?
460
00:22:02,713 --> 00:22:04,480
I didn't hear anything.
461
00:22:06,813 --> 00:22:09,546
‐ Welcome back, Synclaire.
‐ Oops!
462
00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:18,706
(Synclaire) 'Here's your mail.
Lalala lalalala.'
463
00:22:18,773 --> 00:22:20,473
'Hey! I want a promotion.'
464
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,806
(Khadijah) 'You can't
handle a promotion.'
465
00:22:23,873 --> 00:22:25,113
(Synclaire) 'Well, then I quit.'
466
00:22:25,139 --> 00:22:28,106
'Lalala lalalala.'
467
00:22:28,173 --> 00:22:29,673
(Khadijah) 'Oh, Mrs. Ryan.'
468
00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:31,339
[growls]
469
00:22:33,239 --> 00:22:35,439
'Hey, Synclaire, you
weren't so bad after all.'
470
00:22:35,506 --> 00:22:37,506
(Synclaire) 'Lalala.
I wasn't? Lalala.'
471
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:38,673
(Khadijah) 'You're fired.'
472
00:22:38,739 --> 00:22:40,339
[wailing]
473
00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,539
(Synclaire) 'Hey, let
me close up, huh?'
474
00:22:44,606 --> 00:22:46,573
(Khadijah) 'Don't
touch the alarm.'
475
00:22:47,739 --> 00:22:49,306
(Synclaire) 'A‐ah!'
476
00:22:50,239 --> 00:22:51,973
(male ♫1) 'Yes.'
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