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Now see, the beauty of
a chain lock is that
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it allows you to open the door
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while still maintaining
your personal security.
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‐ Okay, then. ‐ Hey...
stay tuned..
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Well, uh, it worked on paper.
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Something's wrong
with the water.
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Girl, this is New York,
you've to be more specific.
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It's the pressure.
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My water massage just doesn't
pulsate the way it used to.
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Oh, and just after you named it.
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Now, now ladies.
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No need to fear, there's a
handy man on the premise.
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‐ Can you fix it?
‐ Can I fix it?
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Does a baby cow drink
till it's full?
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ What you want no
free position ♪
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♪ We are living single oh ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Yes we are living the
single life yeah ♪
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♪ We are living single ohh ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Ooh in a '90s kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up what? ♪
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♪ Keep your head
up That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get tough ♪
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♪ You got to fight with ♪
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♪ My homegirls
standing to my left ♪
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♪ And my right? ♪
♪ True blue ♪
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♪ And tight like glue ♪
♪ We are living ♪
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
♪ Single ♪
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♪ What you want no
free position ♪
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♪ In the 90's kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Powwow with the posse.
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It's urgent.
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What's up, yo?
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‐ Greg called. ‐ Ohh..
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Tell me this is not the
Greg I'm thinking of.
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Tell me this is
Greg the Mailman.
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Tell me it's Greg the
Bald‐Headed Barber.
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You better tell me
it's Greg Brady.
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No, it's the Greg.
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He left four messages
on my machine today.
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Oh, ho, that's nice.
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Don't call him back.
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Greg?
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The one you went out
with for five years
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then when your career
took off and his didn't
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he packed his raggy old duffel
bag and left you, that Greg?
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Okay, you might have
heard me mention him.
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So, how many times did you
listen to the messages?
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What kind of question is that?
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"How many times did I
listen to the messages?"
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[chuckles]
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Eight.
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Maybe he wants you back.
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Oh, it's so romantic.
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It's just like Romeo and
Juliet, Rhett and Scarlett.
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Peaches and Herb.
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Oh, please.
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The brother ain't called
the girl in over a year.
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That's right, and maybe you
forgot how trifling he was
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but you still got
dents in your butt
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from where he dropped you.
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Well, I just want Greg to know
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that I've moved on and I'm
doing fine without him
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and I haven't given him
a second a thought.
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Put it in a postcard.
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Well, checked the shower.
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As I suspected, it's
the water pressure.
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That's what I told you.
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‐ Well, now it's official.
‐ Agh..
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Don't worry, 'cause I
took the handyman oath.
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I won't rest till it's fixed.
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And what exactly is
the handyman oath?
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"I won't rest till it's fixed."
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I'm calling Greg.
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Well, go ahead and call
him with your weak self.
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Don't worry, Khadijah.
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Time has made me wiser.
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Hey, Greg, Max.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
fine, you're fine.
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What do you want?
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Dinner tomorrow?
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Well, since you're only
going to be in town one day
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I guess we could
work something out.
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You are so weak.
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No, it's just Khadijah.
She says hi.
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Someone special? Sure.
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Your fiancee?
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Click. Hang up. Dial tone.
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Dial tone.
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Well, congratulations.
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Yes.
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I guess I'll see you
both tomorrow night.
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Alright, bye‐bye.
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[phone beeps]
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Did you just agree
to have dinner
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with Greg and his fiancee?
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I think so.
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Those braids are tighter
than I thought.
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[doorbell rings]
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(Max) 'Kyle..'
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we have traded insults
back and forth
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but this is just downright...
mean.
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Go put some clothes on!
Go. Please go.
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For your edification
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this is called a bath robe.
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Known only to those who actually
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engage in personal hygiene.
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Oh... Kyle, what
the hell you want?
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Is Overton down here
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messing with the water again?
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He just left, you have to wear
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that funk for another month.
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And why are you so evil?
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Well, today it's
because she found out
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her ex‐boyfriend's
getting married.
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Oh, Max.
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Oh, baby, I'm sorry.
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But you know, don't
worry about it.
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One day, you going to look back
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on this whole thing and laugh.
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But today... it's my turn.
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[laughing hysterically]
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So, Max, what are you
going to do about Greg?
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What can I do? Have
dinner with him.
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Just have to figure out where.
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'Cause we can't have
dinner at my apartment.
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We had sex there.
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Well, what about his hotel?
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Can't. We had sex there.
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Well, what about your
favorite restaurant?
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Can't, we had..
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Too many memories.
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Light bulb. Big idea.
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Ask me how big.
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Gonna tell you anyway.
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‐ Max, have dinner here. ‐ Here?
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Yes, so we can support
you, back you up.
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Whoa. Wait, wait, wait.
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Hold up, yo, I live here, too
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and I'm not so sure I want
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his musty ass up in here.
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You mean to tell me you're
not the least bit curious
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to see what Greg's
fiancee looks like?
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Alright, I'll do it for you.
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That is, unless you and
Greg had sex here, too.
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We won't be eating on the
kitchen table, will we?
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[instrumental music]
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My grandmother used to
fold these cloth napkins
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into beautiful doves.
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It's a family secret.
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I wish she had taught it to me.
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Ooh, where did you learn how
to cook this chi‐chi food?
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Khadijah, you forget I dated
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one of the finest
chefs in the country.
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You dated a sales rep from Mrs.
Paul's.
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But he was fine.
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What is all of this mess?
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Well, Max told me
that Greg is allergic
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to chocolate and seafood.
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Chocolate‐covered shrimp?
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Hey, now, Regine,
what are these?
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Beignets. They're French.
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‐ 'Umm..' ‐ Ah.
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One of your recipes
from les projects.
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Just have one more minor
adjustment and then..
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Oh, beignets.
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Overton, aren't you done yet?
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Maybe we should just
call a plumber.
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A plumber?
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Oh, ye of little faith.
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Remember the oath?
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There ain't a problem
I can't fix.
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Eh, I thought the oath was, "I
won't rest till it's fixed"?
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Well, I guess I took two oaths.
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Stop!
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Well, listen, we're
expecting dinner guests
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so could you hurry it up?
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Alright, alright. I
can take a hint.
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I don't need a brick to fall on me...
again.
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Y'all did a great job setting
up in the living room.
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Oh, beignets.
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And where did you get
that great dining table?
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‐ Umm. ‐ Don't even
think about it.
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We borrowed it from a church.
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So, Max, which
millionaire lawyer
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did you get to be your
date for the evening?
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I don't need anybody by my side.
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That's right. Max don't
need to play games.
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Oh, please, she agreed to this
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she may as well play along.
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She'll appear stronger alone.
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She'll appear alone alone.
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(Max) 'Hey..'
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Girl's got a point.
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Max, I strongly suggest you get
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one of your boy‐toys over here
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and have him pretend
that he's your steady.
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I'm not gonna lie
like that for Greg.
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Well, now, "lie" is
such an ugly word.
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I'm simply suggesting
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that you embellish.
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I don't need to. I'm a lawyer.
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I have a great job, I
make a lot of money
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and I look great tonight.
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See, you can embellish.
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[doorbell rings]
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I'll get it.
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Stop!
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Maxine Shaw, if you
do nothing else
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for yourself tonight
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please, make an entrance.
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Don't be getting the
door like you the maid.
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Synclaire, honey, get the door.
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I will get it.
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You know, Max, it's not too late
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to call this whole thing off.
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[chuckles] It's no big deal.
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It's a simple dinner, I've been
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over him for months, I'm fine.
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‐ Hi. ‐ Hi.
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Hi.
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‐ Come on in. ‐ 'Thank you.'
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Welcome.
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Help!
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So, Max, how have you been?
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And what is that
supposed to mean?
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Aah... Khadijah, you
haven't changed a bit.
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Yeah, you better
remember that, money.
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This is my fiancee, Susan.
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'Excuse me.'
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Pardon me. Coming through.
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Hot stuff. Look out.
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Hey, I'm Overton.
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Alright, let's get
this dinner started.
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Max, it is so good to see you.
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I mean, who'd have thought
we get to a point
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where I'd be introducing
you to my fiancee, huh?
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Not me.
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[laughs]
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Uh, Khadijah, could I
see you in the kitchen?
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Something's burning.
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Damn, he's fine. Don't
you think he's fine?
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Who cares what you think?
Brother's fine!
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He looks the same as
the day he left you.
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[sighs] I thought I
could handle this.
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I said I could handle this.
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I lied. Khadijah,
get rid of him.
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Give me ten seconds.
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Wait a minute.
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I can't back out now.
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Okay, just give me a
cigarette, and I'll be fine.
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Max, you don't smoke.
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Then shoot me now
'cause I'm not going
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back out there!
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00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:40,233
Excuse me. What is
going on in here?
262
00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:42,333
Max is having second thoughts.
263
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,200
What, abou.. Oh.
264
00:10:44,266 --> 00:10:46,966
Now, girl, please, now you
know this whole fiancee‐thing
265
00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:47,966
is just a front, right?
266
00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:49,966
I mean, the brother is gay.
267
00:10:53,433 --> 00:10:54,866
Gay?
268
00:10:54,933 --> 00:10:57,166
If a man is in a room more
than five minutes with me
269
00:10:57,233 --> 00:10:58,633
and he does not stare
270
00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,740
he's gay.
271
00:10:59,806 --> 00:11:01,573
Duh. Come on.
272
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,240
Come on, now, get out there.
273
00:11:08,306 --> 00:11:09,306
You can do it.
274
00:11:11,806 --> 00:11:14,173
Well, Susan, that massage
class sounds wonderful.
275
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,521
Well, I thought it'd be helpful
after Greg pulled a muscle
276
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:17,688
on the court in Madrid.
277
00:11:17,755 --> 00:11:19,406
Oh, my girl can work miracles.
278
00:11:19,473 --> 00:11:21,873
She can smooth out a knot
anywhere on my body.
279
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,740
So, Max, you still get
that kink in your neck
280
00:11:23,764 --> 00:11:25,706
whenever you're stressed?
281
00:11:25,773 --> 00:11:28,273
No, not since I passed the bar.
282
00:11:28,340 --> 00:11:29,340
Let's eat.
283
00:11:31,573 --> 00:11:33,340
Oh, don't mind me.
284
00:11:33,406 --> 00:11:35,973
I'm just fixing things.
285
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,873
No, no, don't offer
me nothing to drink.
286
00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:41,140
I just be working up a
thirst fixing things.
287
00:11:43,073 --> 00:11:46,040
Overton, would you like
something to drink?
288
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,140
Nah. Not when I'm under oath.
289
00:11:50,673 --> 00:11:52,540
So, Susan, what do
you do for a living?
290
00:11:52,606 --> 00:11:54,606
Well, I used to be a
flight attendant.
291
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:55,706
No.
292
00:11:55,773 --> 00:11:56,773
[laughing]
293
00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:00,646
Susan quit her job
when we got engaged
294
00:12:00,713 --> 00:12:01,833
so she could travel with me.
295
00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:03,140
I mean, sure, we
have less income
296
00:12:03,164 --> 00:12:05,713
but... money can't
buy happiness, huh?
297
00:12:05,780 --> 00:12:07,780
Aww, that's true
298
00:12:07,846 --> 00:12:11,380
but it can buy you a
shiny red Mercedes
299
00:12:11,446 --> 00:12:14,446
and you can drive up
real close to it.
300
00:12:17,713 --> 00:12:20,580
Max, being a lawyer must
be a real challenge.
301
00:12:20,646 --> 00:12:22,480
Nah, not for Max. She's tough.
302
00:12:22,546 --> 00:12:24,546
She just chews people
up and spits them out.
303
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,046
Isn't that you, Max?
304
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,880
Ha‐ha.. Yeah.
305
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,080
I'll get it.
306
00:12:38,813 --> 00:12:40,446
Kyle.
307
00:12:40,513 --> 00:12:41,980
Oh, pardon me.
308
00:12:42,046 --> 00:12:43,046
Honey!
309
00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:54,113
Could I see you in the
kitchen a moment?
310
00:13:00,386 --> 00:13:03,753
So, Susan, you know, you
look awfully familiar.
311
00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:04,900
Where did you go to school?
312
00:13:04,953 --> 00:13:06,353
Oh, I went to a small
private school
313
00:13:06,377 --> 00:13:07,953
called Eastland.
314
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,620
Hmm. Never heard of it.
315
00:13:13,886 --> 00:13:16,220
So, so, wait, let me
get this straight
316
00:13:16,286 --> 00:13:18,353
you want me
317
00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:20,053
to be your man?
318
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,486
That's what I heard.
319
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,920
Just for tonight,
just through dinner.
320
00:13:27,986 --> 00:13:30,320
Do you know what this could
do to my reputation?
321
00:13:30,386 --> 00:13:32,520
Yes, and you can pay me later.
322
00:13:32,586 --> 00:13:33,820
[chuckles]
323
00:13:33,886 --> 00:13:35,386
You got an awfully smart mouth
324
00:13:35,453 --> 00:13:37,153
for somebody who's so desperate.
325
00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:38,853
I am not.
326
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,386
I see an ex‐boyfriend
327
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,686
a fine fiancee
328
00:13:45,353 --> 00:13:46,686
and a spinster.
329
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:52,353
Okay, I'll give you anything you want.
Name your price.
330
00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:54,553
Oh, come on, Max,
I'm disappointed.
331
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,453
Now, look, I know we may
go off on each other
332
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,753
every now and again, but
we're friends, right?
333
00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:01,760
And you're in trouble, baby,
of course, I'll help you out.
334
00:14:01,826 --> 00:14:03,093
Thanks, Kyle. I owe you.
335
00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:09,160
I am going to enjoy
336
00:14:09,226 --> 00:14:10,460
being your man.
337
00:14:14,893 --> 00:14:17,493
Susan, Greg, this
is my man, Kyle.
338
00:14:18,126 --> 00:14:19,126
[coughs]
339
00:14:22,926 --> 00:14:24,626
My apologies for being late.
340
00:14:24,693 --> 00:14:27,026
Max always gets on me
about my lateness.
341
00:14:27,093 --> 00:14:28,693
I hope she gets on me later.
342
00:14:35,393 --> 00:14:36,393
Excuse us.
343
00:14:47,193 --> 00:14:49,526
Kyle is your man?
344
00:14:49,593 --> 00:14:52,660
Okay, I know it goes against
everything I stand for
345
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,493
but work with me
on this one, okay?
346
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,693
I look pitiful out there.
347
00:14:56,760 --> 00:15:00,100
Kyle is your man?
348
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,833
Greg has a beautiful Barbie doll
349
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,533
who quit her job just to cater
to him, and what do I have?
350
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,400
A job, a treadmill and
a bunch of girlfriends
351
00:15:06,466 --> 00:15:08,700
to grow old with.
352
00:15:08,766 --> 00:15:10,126
Well, you ain't
growing old with me
353
00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:11,550
'cause I'm gonna gets me a man.
354
00:15:12,866 --> 00:15:15,433
But getting back to
my original question
355
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,033
Kyle is your man?
356
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,566
Yes, for now, for tonight.
357
00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:22,666
I don't want Greg to leave here
358
00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:25,066
I don't want Greg to
leave this country
359
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,533
thinking he got the best of me.
360
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,966
Well, Max, you're doing exactly
361
00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:30,793
what you said you would
never do for that man
362
00:15:30,817 --> 00:15:32,966
you're lying.
363
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,733
Well, after tonight we will
have all learned our lesson
364
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:39,133
but, right now, Greg
needs to learn his.
365
00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:42,466
Well, good luck with
Kyle as your man.
366
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,800
Baby, I missed you.
367
00:15:46,866 --> 00:15:48,933
So how about a kiss for
your ebony prince, huh?
368
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,633
Not in front of the guests.
369
00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:54,833
Oh, I'm sure they won't mind
370
00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:56,633
not one little kiss, hm?
371
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,666
That's really sweet.
372
00:15:58,733 --> 00:15:59,940
And confusing.
373
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:09,240
Don't they make a cute couple?
374
00:16:09,306 --> 00:16:11,373
I'm glad they got together.
375
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,106
So did I tell you
376
00:16:15,173 --> 00:16:17,473
how I swept this girl
off her feet, huh?
377
00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:19,406
Well, I must have
missed this story.
378
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,340
When we first met it
was in a small bistro
379
00:16:24,406 --> 00:16:25,740
in the West Village.
380
00:16:25,806 --> 00:16:27,906
Who knew, a few hours later
381
00:16:27,973 --> 00:16:31,473
I'd be wrapping her body
in the Wall Street Journal
382
00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:33,740
and we'd be playing
stocks and bondage?
383
00:16:38,973 --> 00:16:40,140
Honey..
384
00:16:40,206 --> 00:16:42,140
I thought we weren't
gonna tell that story
385
00:16:42,206 --> 00:16:43,806
again, ever.
386
00:16:43,873 --> 00:16:45,173
Mm!
387
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,973
Yeah, Kyle, that was
not a good one.
388
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,040
Pfft.
389
00:16:49,406 --> 00:16:50,806
And you two met how?
390
00:16:50,873 --> 00:16:53,506
On a flight to Spain.
We both love Europe.
391
00:16:53,573 --> 00:16:55,806
In fact, we're gonna spend
our honeymoon in Paris.
392
00:16:55,873 --> 00:16:57,906
It's the one place
we haven't been.
393
00:16:57,973 --> 00:17:00,813
‐ Oh, you'll love it there.
‐ You've been?
394
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,646
Kyle flew us there for a week.
395
00:17:04,513 --> 00:17:06,180
Just on a whim.
396
00:17:06,246 --> 00:17:08,146
That's very romantic.
397
00:17:08,213 --> 00:17:11,946
Yeah, I'm that kind of guy.
398
00:17:12,013 --> 00:17:14,113
Can you, uh, recommend
some places to eat?
399
00:17:16,213 --> 00:17:19,280
Well, we didn't get out much.
400
00:17:19,346 --> 00:17:20,713
I'm that kind of guy.
401
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,346
Well, Kyle, didn't you tell me
402
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:27,280
you both enjoyed Maxim's?
403
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,746
Yes, Maxim's.
404
00:17:28,813 --> 00:17:30,480
‐ Fabulous cuisine. ‐ Mm‐hm.
405
00:17:30,546 --> 00:17:32,386
And a cute little waiter
who folded the napkins
406
00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:33,480
like birds.
407
00:17:33,546 --> 00:17:34,546
[all laughing]
408
00:17:36,546 --> 00:17:38,980
‐ Ah, Paree! ‐ Ah, yes.
409
00:17:39,046 --> 00:17:40,213
Show them the pictures.
410
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:41,280
[laughing]
411
00:17:45,046 --> 00:17:47,413
Maybe later.
412
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,920
You know I have to
be honest with you
413
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,813
I was a little unsure
about coming over here.
414
00:17:50,839 --> 00:17:53,120
It could have been a little
uncomfortable, but you guys‐‐.
415
00:17:53,144 --> 00:17:54,680
Oh, but, baby, I
knew it wouldn't be
416
00:17:54,746 --> 00:17:57,046
'cause everybody's happy
with who they are.
417
00:17:57,113 --> 00:17:58,446
I got my woman
418
00:17:58,513 --> 00:17:59,553
Max has her man..
419
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,620
[growling]
420
00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:06,186
I'm in the starting lineup again
421
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,586
and, Max, you'll get where
you wanna be someday.
422
00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:10,320
Someday?
423
00:18:10,386 --> 00:18:12,553
Baby, you didn't tell him.
424
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:15,120
My girl just made partner.
425
00:18:15,186 --> 00:18:16,286
Yeah.
426
00:18:16,353 --> 00:18:19,386
Oh, okay.
427
00:18:19,453 --> 00:18:22,286
Was I surprised
when that happened.
428
00:18:22,353 --> 00:18:24,286
And the first
African‐American woman ever.
429
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,353
'Cause, you know, that
Claire Huxtable wasn't real.
430
00:18:28,586 --> 00:18:30,020
And then let me tell you
431
00:18:30,086 --> 00:18:32,586
Max is being groomed for
the supreme court, okay?
432
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,920
Has a meeting with
Clarence Thomas next week.
433
00:18:36,886 --> 00:18:38,086
‐ To Max ‐ To Max‐‐.
434
00:18:38,153 --> 00:18:39,886
Enough! Enough!
435
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,853
This is crazy.
436
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,120
Greg, Kyle is not my boyfriend.
437
00:18:44,186 --> 00:18:45,786
'I'm not a partner at my firm'
438
00:18:45,853 --> 00:18:47,213
I've never been
anywhere near Paris
439
00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:49,133
but none of this is reason
enough for my friends
440
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,000
to sit here trying to
make my life seem better
441
00:18:51,024 --> 00:18:52,844
than it is by lying to you.
442
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,926
Hey, Max, Jesse
Jackson just called.
443
00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,326
And he said he would
be more than happy
444
00:19:06,393 --> 00:19:08,460
to preside over your nuptials.
445
00:19:11,493 --> 00:19:13,260
We're not lying anymore?
446
00:19:24,526 --> 00:19:25,860
Sorry
447
00:19:25,926 --> 00:19:27,260
I feel like such an idiot.
448
00:19:27,326 --> 00:19:29,126
Max, it's okay, I
accept your apology.
449
00:19:29,193 --> 00:19:30,726
I owe you at least that.
450
00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:32,553
You also owe me 16 bucks
for the dry cleaning
451
00:19:32,577 --> 00:19:34,226
you stuck me with.
452
00:19:34,293 --> 00:19:36,460
Oh, you still have
my Armani suit?
453
00:19:36,526 --> 00:19:40,126
Sorry. Caught fire somehow.
454
00:19:40,193 --> 00:19:42,826
You know, I didn't believe for a
minute that Kyle was your man.
455
00:19:42,893 --> 00:19:44,060
'That kiss you gave him'
456
00:19:44,126 --> 00:19:45,326
nothing but lip
457
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:46,760
not your usual style.
458
00:19:48,593 --> 00:19:51,793
Greg, why did you bother to
call me after all this time?
459
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:53,100
‐ We needed to talk. ‐ Oh, yeah.
460
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,093
And it took you a whole year
461
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,160
and a fiancee to
figure that one out.
462
00:19:56,226 --> 00:19:58,793
Well, I'm about to take a
pretty major step in my life.
463
00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:00,466
‐ And I just want
you to‐‐ ‐ What?
464
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,433
Give you my blessing?
Well, I ain't the Pope.
465
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:07,233
I'm not really here
for your approval.
466
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,966
I just wanted you to know
that I've missed you
467
00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:12,033
and I realize that when I left
468
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,466
the way I left
469
00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:17,366
well, not only was
I losing a lover
470
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,800
I lost my best friend.
471
00:20:21,533 --> 00:20:22,833
That is such crap.
472
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,100
And I'm not falling
for it this time.
473
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:30,233
Truth is, you were wrong
and now you feel guilty
474
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,442
and you want me to free
up your conscience.
475
00:20:31,466 --> 00:20:33,200
Oh, you really are
bitter because I left.
476
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,700
Max, we just weren't
meant to be.
477
00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:36,166
I know that.
478
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:37,500
And I can't thank you enough
479
00:20:37,566 --> 00:20:38,726
for moving on and making room
480
00:20:38,766 --> 00:20:41,566
for the right man to
come into my life
481
00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:43,633
'and, you know, it wasn't
even until just now'
482
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,700
that I realize what's been
bothering me all this time.
483
00:20:46,766 --> 00:20:49,500
It wasn't that you just packed
your raggedy duffle bag
484
00:20:49,566 --> 00:20:51,200
and left.
485
00:20:51,266 --> 00:20:53,146
It was that you didn't
even bother take the time
486
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,603
to say goodbye.
487
00:20:55,533 --> 00:20:57,766
I didn't know how.
488
00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,173
Let me show you.
489
00:21:05,173 --> 00:21:06,440
Goodbye, Greg.
490
00:21:17,006 --> 00:21:18,673
Pressure's back!
491
00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:23,840
[instrumental music]
492
00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:27,173
'I'm telling you'
493
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,506
these lips are lethal.
494
00:21:30,573 --> 00:21:32,506
Greg's lips may be
kissing Susan tonight
495
00:21:32,573 --> 00:21:34,473
but they'll be thinking Max!
496
00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:36,206
Yes!
497
00:21:36,273 --> 00:21:37,906
Well, I'm just glad
the brother is gone.
498
00:21:37,973 --> 00:21:39,673
Now you can move
on with your life.
499
00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:41,306
Amen!
500
00:21:41,373 --> 00:21:44,640
Although I did have some
fun while they were here.
501
00:21:44,706 --> 00:21:47,206
Why do we even put ourselves
through all of this nonsense
502
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,773
for people we don't even
care about anymore?
503
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:53,406
'Cause deep down there's
still a little love left?
504
00:21:53,473 --> 00:21:54,640
That ain't it.
505
00:21:54,706 --> 00:21:56,973
Because it's all about
playing the game.
506
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,973
It's about appearances.
507
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,846
‐ That ain't it. ‐
I know what it is.
508
00:22:01,913 --> 00:22:04,880
'Cause we won't feel better
till they feel worse.
509
00:22:04,946 --> 00:22:07,346
‐ Now, there it is.
‐ 'There it is.'
510
00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:09,413
‐ That's it, girl. ‐
Yeah, yeah, I know.
511
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,413
[instrumental music]
512
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,556
(Synclaire) 'Look, Khadijah,
we have messages.'
513
00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:18,589
(Khadijah) 'Okay, you put the
groceries in the kitchen'
514
00:22:18,613 --> 00:22:19,946
'I‐I'll get the machine.'
515
00:22:22,213 --> 00:22:24,413
(Robert over voice-mail) 'Hello,
Regine, this is Robert.'
516
00:22:24,437 --> 00:22:25,780
'Remember me from Mrs. Paul's?'
517
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:28,813
'I know I haven't talked to you
in a while, well, two years'
518
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,613
'but I've been thinking
about you, and hey'
519
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,680
'I'm gonna be here for one
day and I was wondering'
520
00:22:32,704 --> 00:22:33,904
'if we could, you know..'
521
00:22:41,313 --> 00:22:43,980
(Regine) 'Whoo! What a day
at the boutique, hm!'
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00:22:44,046 --> 00:22:45,880
'Hey, girl, any calls for me?'
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00:22:45,946 --> 00:22:47,146
(Khadijah) 'Nope, nothing.'
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