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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:26,343 --> 00:01:27,427 - Fuck! 2 00:01:58,176 --> 00:01:59,468 Hmm, watch it! 3 00:02:00,218 --> 00:02:01,385 Oh! 4 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,427 How many times 5 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,427 do I have to tell you this, Mom? 6 00:02:12,468 --> 00:02:13,760 I'll call you! 7 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,176 Allie? 8 00:02:27,093 --> 00:02:28,260 Allie, is that you? 9 00:02:28,301 --> 00:02:29,218 Yeah... 10 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:35,801 Okay, so just so you know, 11 00:02:35,843 --> 00:02:38,635 I really, really have to... 12 00:02:41,010 --> 00:02:42,301 poo. 13 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:45,593 - Bye. 14 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:48,093 Thank you so much for dinner. 15 00:02:50,468 --> 00:02:51,843 I hope Allie's doing okay? 16 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:01,677 Ah, you were at dinner 17 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:01,677 for like three hours. 18 00:03:01,719 --> 00:03:03,719 And where the fuck were you? 19 00:03:01,719 --> 00:03:03,719 I had to tell my parents 20 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:04,968 you were on your period. 21 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,719 Ugg! Gross! 22 00:03:07,552 --> 00:03:08,593 I overslept. 23 00:03:09,343 --> 00:03:11,218 I just laid down 24 00:03:09,343 --> 00:03:11,218 for a little nappy nap, 25 00:03:11,260 --> 00:03:12,510 and then... 26 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,552 I couldn't get my ass 27 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,552 out of bed. 28 00:03:14,593 --> 00:03:16,385 And then you clearly 29 00:03:14,593 --> 00:03:16,385 didn't get ready once you did? 30 00:03:16,427 --> 00:03:18,635 Well, you know, 31 00:03:16,427 --> 00:03:18,635 I can't get ready without you. 32 00:03:20,218 --> 00:03:22,760 So can we... go get ready now? 33 00:03:23,719 --> 00:03:25,843 -I'm ready! 34 00:03:23,719 --> 00:03:25,843 -Oh I'm sorry, 35 00:03:25,884 --> 00:03:28,719 my name's Kort, and I'm so cute. 36 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,719 I don't even need 37 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,719 to get dressed up to get hit on. 38 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:33,093 Let's have a parade. 39 00:03:34,093 --> 00:03:35,593 Bitch! 40 00:03:35,635 --> 00:03:37,093 Thanks, 41 00:03:35,635 --> 00:03:37,093 that's really sweet of you! 42 00:03:37,135 --> 00:03:38,468 Whatever. I'm going to go 43 00:03:37,135 --> 00:03:38,468 get started. 44 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,677 I might even shave my pussy. 45 00:03:40,218 --> 00:03:42,468 Oh, put my name 46 00:03:40,218 --> 00:03:42,468 on those left overs 47 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:44,926 because I don't want these sluts 48 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:44,926 eating our shit 49 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:44,926 when we're not here. 50 00:03:44,968 --> 00:03:47,051 Why your name? I can be mean. 51 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:48,510 Just put my name on it. 52 00:03:48,552 --> 00:03:50,051 These girls know 53 00:03:48,552 --> 00:03:50,051 I don't play games. 54 00:03:50,343 --> 00:03:51,926 Oh, you mean 55 00:03:50,343 --> 00:03:51,926 you're a bitch? 56 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:56,593 Oh, okay! 57 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:56,593 Well, that was kind of... mean! 58 00:03:57,260 --> 00:03:58,218 Thanks. 59 00:04:07,427 --> 00:04:08,677 So... 60 00:04:09,343 --> 00:04:11,343 I'm thinking this is the year 61 00:04:09,343 --> 00:04:11,343 I get a boyfriend, 62 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:14,010 You know, I'm sick of blacking 63 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:14,010 out fucking frat guys, 64 00:04:14,051 --> 00:04:16,176 It's like, I just want 65 00:04:14,051 --> 00:04:16,176 to settle down, you know? 66 00:04:16,468 --> 00:04:18,135 I mean, last year I had 67 00:04:16,468 --> 00:04:18,135 my slutty sophomore stand, 68 00:04:18,176 --> 00:04:19,635 which was fine. 69 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:21,218 I'm not going to judge 70 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:21,218 myself for that. 71 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:22,510 I mean, 72 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:22,510 we all go through our phases. 73 00:04:22,552 --> 00:04:23,677 Except for you! 74 00:04:24,677 --> 00:04:27,385 But... Whatever, 75 00:04:24,677 --> 00:04:27,385 I just feel like... 76 00:04:27,884 --> 00:04:30,218 This is my year... you know? 77 00:04:31,468 --> 00:04:33,552 Until we go abroad, that is. 78 00:04:33,843 --> 00:04:36,176 Well, I don't think 79 00:04:33,843 --> 00:04:36,176 you can really plan 80 00:04:33,843 --> 00:04:36,176 for that sort of thing. 81 00:04:36,218 --> 00:04:37,926 Whatever, dude. I'll... 82 00:04:37,968 --> 00:04:39,552 have some flings with some Brits 83 00:04:37,968 --> 00:04:39,552 while we're there, 84 00:04:39,593 --> 00:04:40,801 and then when I get back... 85 00:04:42,593 --> 00:04:44,510 We'll date! 86 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:46,260 Then he'll propose shortly 87 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:46,260 after graduation, and then... 88 00:04:46,301 --> 00:04:48,218 Move to Silver Springs. 89 00:04:48,260 --> 00:04:50,010 He'll get a six figure job 90 00:04:48,260 --> 00:04:50,010 working for an embassy and... 91 00:04:50,051 --> 00:04:51,427 That will be that! 92 00:04:51,468 --> 00:04:53,010 Or you can get 93 00:04:51,468 --> 00:04:53,010 a six figure job. 94 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:55,593 Okay, whatever. How do I look? 95 00:04:57,552 --> 00:04:58,593 You look hot! 96 00:04:59,343 --> 00:05:00,343 Really? 97 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,218 Yeah, seriously you look good. 98 00:05:02,801 --> 00:05:03,968 I don't know... 99 00:05:05,135 --> 00:05:06,552 I just hope I look fuckable. 100 00:05:07,926 --> 00:05:10,510 Yeah, I don't know, 101 00:05:07,926 --> 00:05:10,510 I was walking from campus today, 102 00:05:11,176 --> 00:05:14,260 and I just kept finding 103 00:05:11,176 --> 00:05:14,260 these feathers. 104 00:05:14,593 --> 00:05:16,884 Feather, after feather, 105 00:05:14,593 --> 00:05:16,884 after feather... 106 00:05:16,926 --> 00:05:18,093 Feathers? 107 00:05:18,677 --> 00:05:20,593 Yeah, 108 00:05:18,677 --> 00:05:20,593 it's a Native American thing. 109 00:05:21,926 --> 00:05:25,051 Alright, so the guys 110 00:05:21,926 --> 00:05:25,051 say to get there at ten, 111 00:05:25,093 --> 00:05:26,719 and bring some money 112 00:05:25,093 --> 00:05:26,719 for the keg. 113 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,135 Are you sure? 114 00:05:28,677 --> 00:05:31,176 Whatever, I'm sure 115 00:05:28,677 --> 00:05:31,176 he was just like suggesting it. 116 00:05:31,218 --> 00:05:33,552 Don't defend him 117 00:05:31,218 --> 00:05:33,552 because you used to blow him. 118 00:05:34,510 --> 00:05:37,301 Okay, it's not like I sucked 119 00:05:34,510 --> 00:05:37,301 the life out of him. 120 00:05:37,343 --> 00:05:39,801 -I only did it once! 121 00:05:39,843 --> 00:05:41,343 Can you please pour me 122 00:05:39,843 --> 00:05:41,343 more of that wine? 123 00:05:41,385 --> 00:05:42,552 Oh, sure thing. 124 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:44,051 Thanks again for the wine, Kort. 125 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:45,760 Anything for you, Mary. 126 00:05:45,801 --> 00:05:47,843 Don't thank her, 127 00:05:45,801 --> 00:05:47,843 her parents bought it. 128 00:05:48,968 --> 00:05:50,635 Anyway... 129 00:05:50,677 --> 00:05:52,093 You serious, 130 00:05:50,677 --> 00:05:52,093 you don't want to come out now? 131 00:05:52,135 --> 00:05:53,343 I don't know. 132 00:05:53,884 --> 00:05:55,593 My stomach's 133 00:05:53,884 --> 00:05:55,593 kind of bothering me. 134 00:05:55,635 --> 00:05:57,427 - Really? 135 00:05:55,635 --> 00:05:57,427 -Yeah! 136 00:05:57,843 --> 00:05:59,427 Who do you say 137 00:05:57,843 --> 00:05:59,427 is going to be there? 138 00:05:59,468 --> 00:06:00,926 Will you just shut up 139 00:05:59,468 --> 00:06:00,926 and get drunk with me? 140 00:06:02,468 --> 00:06:04,593 Please don't leave me with them. 141 00:06:04,635 --> 00:06:08,176 -Okay, I get it. I'm your rock. 142 00:06:04,635 --> 00:06:08,176 - You are. 143 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:11,635 Fuck it! 144 00:06:11,677 --> 00:06:13,926 Are you two 145 00:06:11,677 --> 00:06:13,926 just going to sit in there 146 00:06:11,677 --> 00:06:13,926 and scissor all night, 147 00:06:13,968 --> 00:06:15,135 or come fucking party with us? 148 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:26,760 Go, go, go! 149 00:06:30,093 --> 00:06:31,510 There we go, girl! 150 00:06:31,552 --> 00:06:32,593 Yes! 151 00:06:34,135 --> 00:06:36,593 Hey, hey, now come on! 152 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:46,801 Hey, dude, is that the way 153 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:46,801 I do that for you? 154 00:06:47,301 --> 00:06:49,218 Shall we go get? 155 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:50,968 Yeah! Let's go! 156 00:06:55,593 --> 00:06:56,801 She's so cool! 157 00:06:58,968 --> 00:07:00,427 Okay, wait, 158 00:06:58,968 --> 00:07:00,427 how are my boobs? 159 00:07:00,468 --> 00:07:01,719 -You look good! 160 00:07:00,468 --> 00:07:01,719 - I do? 161 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:02,760 -Yeah. 162 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:02,760 -Do they look big? 163 00:07:02,801 --> 00:07:03,968 I want them to look big. 164 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:05,135 -Yes! 165 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:05,135 - They do? 166 00:07:05,176 --> 00:07:06,218 Go back to what you were saying. 167 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:07,468 Oh my god! Okay! 168 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,135 So, my schedule is the shit. 169 00:07:10,593 --> 00:07:13,010 No classes on Friday, 170 00:07:10,593 --> 00:07:13,010 like ever. 171 00:07:13,051 --> 00:07:15,385 No classes before 1pm, and... 172 00:07:15,427 --> 00:07:17,468 two of my classes 173 00:07:15,427 --> 00:07:17,468 only meet once a week. 174 00:07:18,301 --> 00:07:19,760 It's a fucking joke! 175 00:07:19,801 --> 00:07:21,343 Your parents 176 00:07:19,801 --> 00:07:21,343 must be really proud. 177 00:07:21,385 --> 00:07:23,301 They should be! 178 00:07:21,385 --> 00:07:23,301 I'm kind of a genius! 179 00:07:23,884 --> 00:07:25,010 Okay, what is this? 180 00:07:25,343 --> 00:07:27,260 Yeah, I called this 181 00:07:25,343 --> 00:07:27,260 the Ben Affleck, 182 00:07:27,301 --> 00:07:29,719 because when you drink it, 183 00:07:27,301 --> 00:07:29,719 you're going to be gone girl. 184 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,051 Oh Shit! 185 00:07:35,593 --> 00:07:37,635 - It's terrible! 186 00:07:35,593 --> 00:07:37,635 - What? It's so good. 187 00:07:37,677 --> 00:07:39,677 -No, it's not. 188 00:07:37,677 --> 00:07:39,677 -Excuse me Kortney... 189 00:07:39,719 --> 00:07:40,635 Who is it? 190 00:07:42,510 --> 00:07:43,843 I have no idea. 191 00:07:44,385 --> 00:07:45,385 Is he hot? 192 00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:48,093 He's... Gorgeous! Top ten. 193 00:07:53,884 --> 00:07:55,010 -Hey! 194 00:07:53,884 --> 00:07:55,010 -Hi. 195 00:07:56,552 --> 00:07:58,760 Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude, 196 00:07:56,552 --> 00:07:58,760 I just... 197 00:07:59,385 --> 00:08:01,093 I thought you were 198 00:07:59,385 --> 00:08:01,093 really pretty. 199 00:08:01,427 --> 00:08:05,843 I got your name from... 200 00:08:01,427 --> 00:08:05,843 a friend. 201 00:08:08,010 --> 00:08:08,968 Was that creepy? 202 00:08:09,677 --> 00:08:10,801 A little bit. 203 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:14,301 -Okay, can I try again? 204 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:14,301 -Yeah. 205 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:18,884 -I'm Daniel... 206 00:08:24,884 --> 00:08:26,010 Can you hurry up? 207 00:08:26,801 --> 00:08:30,093 Waste Of time! 208 00:08:34,218 --> 00:08:36,010 Seriously, now you want 209 00:08:34,218 --> 00:08:36,010 to hang out? 210 00:08:36,051 --> 00:08:37,968 Who wants to hang out? 211 00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:39,635 Kyle! He doesn't talk to me 212 00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:39,635 all night and then suddenly 213 00:08:39,677 --> 00:08:41,843 he wants to "watch a movie". 214 00:08:39,677 --> 00:08:41,843 I mean, it's-- 215 00:08:42,218 --> 00:08:43,968 Ahh... 216 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,719 So, what the fuck 217 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,719 did you talk about? 218 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:59,677 Um... He said he's new... 219 00:09:00,176 --> 00:09:01,884 No shit he's new dude. 220 00:09:00,176 --> 00:09:01,884 A hottie like that 221 00:09:01,926 --> 00:09:03,968 doesn't just fly under the radar 222 00:09:01,926 --> 00:09:03,968 for three years. 223 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,218 Jeez! 224 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:06,427 Sorry, go on. 225 00:09:07,093 --> 00:09:09,343 Um... He transferred 226 00:09:07,093 --> 00:09:09,343 for lacrosse... 227 00:09:09,385 --> 00:09:10,843 Ugh, duh! 228 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,260 He's going to be a junior 229 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,260 in the classroom 230 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:14,301 and a senior on the field. 231 00:09:14,343 --> 00:09:16,218 Oh my god, no way! 232 00:09:14,343 --> 00:09:16,218 He still has 233 00:09:14,343 --> 00:09:16,218 two full seasons left? 234 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:18,260 Yeah, I think he said something 235 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:18,260 about redshirting or-- 236 00:09:18,301 --> 00:09:21,677 Oh my god, I don't care about 237 00:09:18,301 --> 00:09:21,677 his fucking NCAA eligibility. 238 00:09:21,968 --> 00:09:24,176 -Was he hitting on you or not? 239 00:09:21,968 --> 00:09:24,176 - I don't know. 240 00:09:24,593 --> 00:09:27,093 Dude, shut up. He totally wants 241 00:09:24,593 --> 00:09:27,093 to penetrate you. 242 00:09:27,135 --> 00:09:28,385 Oh, Gross! 243 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:30,468 - What, you think? 244 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:30,468 -Yeah... Okay. 245 00:09:31,843 --> 00:09:33,468 What's his first 246 00:09:31,843 --> 00:09:33,468 and last name? 247 00:09:33,801 --> 00:09:35,843 -I'm gonna Facebook this bitch. 248 00:09:33,801 --> 00:09:35,843 -When did you get this? 249 00:09:35,884 --> 00:09:37,968 Oh, I convinced my parents 250 00:09:35,884 --> 00:09:37,968 that it would help me 251 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:40,677 do better in school, 252 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:40,677 but I totally just use it 253 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:40,677 to watch porn. 254 00:09:40,719 --> 00:09:41,843 You know what I need? 255 00:09:42,427 --> 00:09:43,968 I got his first name, Daniel. 256 00:09:42,427 --> 00:09:43,968 That's it. 257 00:09:44,468 --> 00:09:46,801 They're five fucking Daniels 258 00:09:44,468 --> 00:09:46,801 on the lacrosse team. 259 00:09:47,176 --> 00:09:48,427 I'm going to need 260 00:09:47,176 --> 00:09:48,427 more than that. 261 00:09:49,635 --> 00:09:52,510 I think his eyes are blue... 262 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,593 His eyes are blue? 263 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,260 That's not 264 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,260 a Facebook search query! 265 00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:59,343 A blue-eyed dude 266 00:09:59,385 --> 00:10:01,010 on the lacrosse team, 267 00:09:59,385 --> 00:10:01,010 who probably has a big dick. 268 00:09:59,385 --> 00:10:01,010 Whore! 269 00:10:31,719 --> 00:10:34,260 Jesus! 270 00:10:31,719 --> 00:10:34,260 What are you doing? 271 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,301 Just a little research. 272 00:10:38,552 --> 00:10:40,176 Okay, here's the deal. 273 00:10:40,218 --> 00:10:41,801 I talked to the boat shoe crew 274 00:10:40,218 --> 00:10:41,801 over there, 275 00:10:41,843 --> 00:10:43,468 and they said 276 00:10:41,843 --> 00:10:43,468 his last name is McMullen. 277 00:10:43,968 --> 00:10:45,135 He's single. 278 00:10:46,385 --> 00:10:47,301 Okay. 279 00:10:48,385 --> 00:10:49,510 And he transferred here 280 00:10:48,385 --> 00:10:49,510 from Maryland. 281 00:10:49,552 --> 00:10:51,176 Like I said. 282 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,843 He sat out last year 283 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,843 because of an injury. 284 00:10:52,884 --> 00:10:54,843 -That's what I said. 285 00:10:52,884 --> 00:10:54,843 -Okay, who fucking cares! 286 00:10:54,884 --> 00:10:56,385 Look at these photos! 287 00:10:56,884 --> 00:10:59,135 See this? Beautiful scenery... 288 00:10:59,176 --> 00:11:00,385 - Mmm. 289 00:10:59,176 --> 00:11:00,385 - See what that is? 290 00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:03,801 It's a lake! 291 00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:03,801 Do you know what that means? 292 00:11:03,843 --> 00:11:06,093 His family has 293 00:11:03,843 --> 00:11:06,093 a fucking lake house! 294 00:11:06,635 --> 00:11:08,301 I like those shutters. 295 00:11:08,343 --> 00:11:10,010 Whatever. You see 296 00:11:08,343 --> 00:11:10,010 these two little bitches? 297 00:11:10,051 --> 00:11:11,968 - Huh. 298 00:11:10,051 --> 00:11:11,968 - Those are his sisters. 299 00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:13,176 So? 300 00:11:13,218 --> 00:11:14,218 Do you know what that means? 301 00:11:14,843 --> 00:11:15,884 What? 302 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:20,010 Okay. Any guy with two sisters 303 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:20,010 or more is twice as nice. 304 00:11:20,051 --> 00:11:21,301 It's like a rule of thumb. 305 00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:23,260 That's kind of sweet. 306 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:26,552 Okay, what I'm saying is 307 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:26,552 I approve. 308 00:11:27,301 --> 00:11:29,135 What, because he has sisters 309 00:11:27,301 --> 00:11:29,135 and a lake house? 310 00:11:29,176 --> 00:11:30,343 Yeah! 311 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:33,968 And... look at this! 312 00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:37,760 I count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 313 00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:37,760 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, abs! 314 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:40,760 Hello, hello abs. 315 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:42,343 They're so cute! 316 00:11:42,385 --> 00:11:43,427 So you like him? 317 00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:45,884 I didn't say that. 318 00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:45,884 You said that. 319 00:11:47,176 --> 00:11:49,176 Kort, if you don't want 320 00:11:47,176 --> 00:11:49,176 none of this Nantucket nectar, 321 00:11:49,218 --> 00:11:50,385 then move over! 322 00:11:50,427 --> 00:11:52,427 'Cause this girl is parched. 323 00:11:52,968 --> 00:11:54,093 Mmm... 324 00:11:54,135 --> 00:11:55,635 Okay, I like him. 325 00:11:56,343 --> 00:11:57,968 Thank you. 326 00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:59,218 It's about time somebody 327 00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:59,218 manned up around here. 328 00:12:08,968 --> 00:12:10,801 Wait, hold on. 329 00:12:10,843 --> 00:12:12,635 If this works out, I'm not 330 00:12:10,843 --> 00:12:12,635 saying that it will or won't, 331 00:12:12,677 --> 00:12:13,677 I'm saying if... 332 00:12:14,884 --> 00:12:16,051 If this works out 333 00:12:16,093 --> 00:12:17,593 and you guys settle on four kids 334 00:12:17,635 --> 00:12:18,760 even though I'll probably 335 00:12:17,635 --> 00:12:18,760 push for five. 336 00:12:18,801 --> 00:12:20,301 All right. 337 00:12:20,343 --> 00:12:21,884 We're leaving for London 338 00:12:20,343 --> 00:12:21,884 in three months 339 00:12:21,926 --> 00:12:23,427 and we cannot take 340 00:12:21,926 --> 00:12:23,427 a boyfriend with us. 341 00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:25,301 I just met the guy. 342 00:12:25,343 --> 00:12:28,385 Oh, you just wanna get 343 00:12:25,343 --> 00:12:28,385 some of that dick. 344 00:12:28,427 --> 00:12:29,719 I respect that. 345 00:12:30,176 --> 00:12:32,051 Just think about it. 346 00:12:32,093 --> 00:12:35,010 Right now he's down there, 347 00:12:32,093 --> 00:12:35,010 just sweating his balls off. 348 00:12:35,051 --> 00:12:36,593 Hmm... Lovely! 349 00:12:37,010 --> 00:12:38,677 One day you might even 350 00:12:37,010 --> 00:12:38,677 get to lick them. 351 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,301 Seriously. 352 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,010 Pussy. 353 00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,218 Remember 354 00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,218 that the United States 355 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:44,176 at the beginning of the 1930s, 356 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:44,176 had not fully asserted itself 357 00:13:44,218 --> 00:13:45,552 as a global superpower. 358 00:13:45,593 --> 00:13:47,135 It has begun to, when-- 359 00:13:55,719 --> 00:13:56,801 Oh, my bad! 360 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,510 Let's begin 361 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,510 by understanding 362 00:14:01,552 --> 00:14:03,719 what bottlenecks truly are. 363 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,926 Bottlenecks are, contrary 364 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,926 to what you may believe, 365 00:14:07,968 --> 00:14:10,468 factory phenomena 366 00:14:07,968 --> 00:14:10,468 where the performance... 367 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:16,260 [lecturer continues 368 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:16,260 speaking inaudibly] 369 00:14:16,926 --> 00:14:18,884 Generally speaking. 370 00:14:16,926 --> 00:14:18,884 Now, for example... 371 00:14:19,135 --> 00:14:21,427 Until 1941, 372 00:14:19,135 --> 00:14:21,427 and in that period, 373 00:14:21,468 --> 00:14:24,843 the US struggled to figure out 374 00:14:21,468 --> 00:14:24,843 a way to become involved 375 00:14:24,884 --> 00:14:26,510 and insure its place 376 00:14:26,552 --> 00:14:28,260 as the Guardian 377 00:14:26,552 --> 00:14:28,260 of the western hemisphere, 378 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,593 without actually 379 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,593 involving troops. 380 00:14:30,635 --> 00:14:33,635 Now this process would go on 381 00:14:30,635 --> 00:14:33,635 to become known 382 00:14:33,677 --> 00:14:37,218 under the rhetorical umbrella 383 00:14:33,677 --> 00:14:37,218 of "The Good Neighbor Policy". 384 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:38,884 And one of the ways 385 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:38,884 they did that... 386 00:14:38,926 --> 00:14:40,635 ...with the same 387 00:14:38,926 --> 00:14:40,635 processing speed 388 00:14:40,677 --> 00:14:43,093 of 500 units per second 389 00:14:40,677 --> 00:14:43,093 flowing into our input... 390 00:14:43,135 --> 00:14:45,218 Even though 391 00:14:43,135 --> 00:14:45,218 the United States' 392 00:14:43,135 --> 00:14:45,218 popular opinion 393 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,468 was actively... 394 00:14:49,926 --> 00:14:53,093 The idea 395 00:14:49,926 --> 00:14:53,093 of becoming involved 396 00:14:53,135 --> 00:14:54,635 -in another... 397 00:14:54,926 --> 00:14:56,801 in another world war. 398 00:14:58,552 --> 00:15:01,051 They give you 399 00:14:58,552 --> 00:15:01,051 two widget line flow systems, 400 00:15:01,093 --> 00:15:02,884 where you have 401 00:15:01,093 --> 00:15:02,884 two identical widgets 402 00:15:02,926 --> 00:15:05,968 with the same processing speed 403 00:15:02,926 --> 00:15:05,968 of 500 units per second. 404 00:15:09,051 --> 00:15:12,135 So, you see by adding 405 00:15:09,051 --> 00:15:12,135 one additional widget maker, 406 00:15:12,176 --> 00:15:15,884 we're able to diffuse 407 00:15:12,176 --> 00:15:15,884 the bottleneck entirely. 408 00:15:16,801 --> 00:15:19,468 And therefore as a whole 409 00:15:16,801 --> 00:15:19,468 help facilitate factory 410 00:15:19,510 --> 00:15:22,926 and operating at a 50% hype 411 00:15:19,510 --> 00:15:22,926 utilization level. 412 00:15:24,719 --> 00:15:26,760 Pretty interesting stuff, 413 00:15:24,719 --> 00:15:26,760 wouldn't you say? 414 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,218 By your blank stare, 415 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,218 I would take that as a yes. 416 00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:32,510 Moving on. 417 00:15:52,176 --> 00:15:53,343 Oh, hey! 418 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:54,677 -Oh, hey. 419 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:54,677 - Hey. 420 00:15:54,719 --> 00:15:55,843 Are you in this class? 421 00:15:56,218 --> 00:15:57,552 Ah, yeah. 422 00:15:58,635 --> 00:15:59,719 I thought... 423 00:16:01,135 --> 00:16:03,343 I thought we caught 424 00:16:01,135 --> 00:16:03,343 eyes earlier. 425 00:16:03,385 --> 00:16:04,801 Oh, really? 426 00:16:05,593 --> 00:16:08,427 Sometimes I'm like zoning out 427 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,635 and not like seeing 428 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,635 what's in front of me, so... 429 00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:15,093 And, have you talked 430 00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:15,093 to the doctor about this? 431 00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:21,427 It's actually, it's funny 432 00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:21,427 that we're in the same class, 433 00:16:21,468 --> 00:16:23,301 because I was... 434 00:16:23,884 --> 00:16:25,593 Well, I was hoping... 435 00:16:27,968 --> 00:16:31,176 I don't know, I was wondering 436 00:16:27,968 --> 00:16:31,176 if you would be up for-- 437 00:16:31,218 --> 00:16:33,343 A date! 438 00:16:31,218 --> 00:16:33,343 Yes, you want a date! 439 00:16:33,385 --> 00:16:35,051 Who doesn't want dates here? 440 00:16:35,093 --> 00:16:38,260 -I know, right? 441 00:16:35,093 --> 00:16:38,260 -This guy's a fucking dreamboat! 442 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,301 - So, what did you say? 443 00:16:40,343 --> 00:16:42,301 I told him... Oh, I told him... 444 00:16:43,926 --> 00:16:44,926 I told him, "yeah". 445 00:16:46,635 --> 00:16:48,385 What, should I not 446 00:16:46,635 --> 00:16:48,385 have said "yeah"? 447 00:16:48,427 --> 00:16:50,010 Well, it depends 448 00:16:48,427 --> 00:16:50,010 on how you said it. 449 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,468 I said it like... 450 00:16:54,093 --> 00:16:55,135 Yeah. 451 00:16:56,135 --> 00:16:57,593 -Yeah. 452 00:16:56,135 --> 00:16:57,593 -No, I didn't say it like that. 453 00:16:57,635 --> 00:16:58,884 It was like... more like... 454 00:16:59,677 --> 00:17:00,719 Yeah. 455 00:17:02,385 --> 00:17:04,427 -Yeah. 456 00:17:02,385 --> 00:17:04,427 -Okay, no, this is it: 457 00:17:05,552 --> 00:17:06,593 Yeah. 458 00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:09,427 Like, you know, I'll do this, 459 00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:09,427 potentially... 460 00:17:10,093 --> 00:17:12,176 But if I do, I'll be doing you 461 00:17:10,093 --> 00:17:12,176 a huge favor. 462 00:17:13,301 --> 00:17:15,552 -What do you think? 463 00:17:13,301 --> 00:17:15,552 -I think it's... perfect! 464 00:17:15,884 --> 00:17:17,343 So, what are you going to wear? 465 00:17:17,385 --> 00:17:18,510 I don't know, this. 466 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:21,385 No! 467 00:17:21,427 --> 00:17:22,926 -Come on! 468 00:17:21,427 --> 00:17:22,926 -What? 469 00:17:22,968 --> 00:17:24,135 - We gotta fix this! 470 00:17:22,968 --> 00:17:24,135 -Why? 471 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:25,510 You look like a grandma! 472 00:17:25,552 --> 00:17:27,635 I look like a grandma? 473 00:17:27,677 --> 00:17:29,760 -But you're wearing 474 00:17:27,677 --> 00:17:29,760 velvet shoes! 475 00:17:27,677 --> 00:17:29,760 -These are very hip... 476 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:36,427 ["Ivy League Circus" 477 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:36,427 by Gordon Voidwell] 478 00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:57,677 -Pit stop! 479 00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:57,677 -We already ate before class. 480 00:17:57,926 --> 00:18:00,051 Who cares, you can throw it up 481 00:17:57,926 --> 00:18:00,051 after when you-- 482 00:18:00,093 --> 00:18:01,677 -Stephen! 483 00:18:00,093 --> 00:18:01,677 -Allie! 484 00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:03,301 Hi! 485 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:05,843 Good to see you. 486 00:18:06,135 --> 00:18:07,301 Good to see you too. 487 00:18:10,218 --> 00:18:11,719 What the fuck was that? 488 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:12,926 You're still talking? 489 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,719 I mean, he still texts me. 490 00:18:15,926 --> 00:18:17,385 Only after 2 a.m. 491 00:18:19,552 --> 00:18:21,677 I think there's something 492 00:18:19,552 --> 00:18:21,677 wrong with his plan. 493 00:18:32,051 --> 00:18:33,093 Sorry. 494 00:18:34,051 --> 00:18:35,385 Can this guy move? 495 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,801 Well, when is it? Thank you. 496 00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:40,510 God, when's your date? 497 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,218 I don't know. 498 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,218 He's going to call. 499 00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:43,926 What? He's going to call? 500 00:18:43,968 --> 00:18:45,260 Not text? 501 00:18:45,552 --> 00:18:47,135 Um... yeah. 502 00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:49,093 Classy! 503 00:18:49,884 --> 00:18:51,301 Oh my god! 504 00:18:51,926 --> 00:18:53,176 How's that yoghurt? 505 00:18:53,593 --> 00:18:55,218 -Do you want some? 506 00:18:53,593 --> 00:18:55,218 - No. 507 00:18:57,552 --> 00:19:00,719 Have some. I want it. 508 00:18:57,552 --> 00:19:00,719 I'm Kort, I'm skinny, 509 00:18:57,552 --> 00:19:00,719 I'm want it. 510 00:19:01,677 --> 00:19:02,719 -Stop! 511 00:19:01,677 --> 00:19:02,719 - See, you have a little 512 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,801 on your face. 513 00:19:19,135 --> 00:19:20,593 What do you think 514 00:19:19,135 --> 00:19:20,593 about this one? 515 00:19:21,801 --> 00:19:23,176 Did somebody die? 516 00:19:23,468 --> 00:19:25,801 Um... you if you don't stop 517 00:19:23,468 --> 00:19:25,801 talking shit! 518 00:19:26,218 --> 00:19:29,093 Dude, you've got to give him 519 00:19:26,218 --> 00:19:29,093 more than your knee caps. God! 520 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,135 He's better 521 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,135 than that dress, okay? 522 00:19:31,176 --> 00:19:33,801 He's tall, he's good looking. 523 00:19:33,843 --> 00:19:36,552 He's got those beautiful DSL's. 524 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,593 DSL's? How does that help me? 525 00:19:38,884 --> 00:19:40,635 Depends what 526 00:19:38,884 --> 00:19:40,635 you're in to. 527 00:19:40,677 --> 00:19:44,301 Look, we've got to go more 528 00:19:40,677 --> 00:19:44,301 Beyoncé, less Bea Arthur. 529 00:19:44,343 --> 00:19:46,176 I'm going to look 530 00:19:44,343 --> 00:19:46,176 like a birthday cake 531 00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:49,552 That sounds delicious. 532 00:19:50,427 --> 00:19:52,635 Let's go try shit on. 533 00:19:52,968 --> 00:19:55,677 ["Classic Girl" 534 00:19:52,968 --> 00:19:55,677 by Deidre & The Dark] 535 00:19:55,719 --> 00:19:56,677 Do you like? 536 00:19:58,093 --> 00:19:59,760 Do I look like Heidi Klum? 537 00:20:03,677 --> 00:20:05,468 Oh, okay. 538 00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:07,427 So, I'm having mixed feelings 539 00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:07,427 about this one. 540 00:20:07,468 --> 00:20:09,093 You know, I like it because 541 00:20:07,468 --> 00:20:09,093 it's versatile but then again 542 00:20:09,135 --> 00:20:11,218 I just really don't know. 543 00:20:15,635 --> 00:20:17,468 Walk away, just walk away. 544 00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:18,719 You don't like it? 545 00:20:20,301 --> 00:20:22,510 Dress it up, dress it down. 546 00:20:22,552 --> 00:20:24,635 Like, right now the way 547 00:20:22,552 --> 00:20:24,635 I'm wearing it, 548 00:20:22,552 --> 00:20:24,635 it's going to look formal 549 00:20:24,677 --> 00:20:26,510 and I can just wear 550 00:20:24,677 --> 00:20:26,510 it anywhere, right. Like a-- 551 00:20:26,552 --> 00:20:27,635 Formal? 552 00:20:28,552 --> 00:20:30,552 Like Diane Keaton 553 00:20:28,552 --> 00:20:30,552 who's a stripper? 554 00:20:31,801 --> 00:20:35,218 Oh, girl, 555 00:20:31,801 --> 00:20:35,218 you look fabulous! 556 00:20:35,719 --> 00:20:37,968 But I can't have you out here 557 00:20:35,719 --> 00:20:37,968 like you're going to a bar, 558 00:20:38,010 --> 00:20:40,301 when we know 559 00:20:38,010 --> 00:20:40,301 you're trying to go to a party. 560 00:20:40,926 --> 00:20:44,260 Then, with just like 561 00:20:40,926 --> 00:20:44,260 a slight adjustment... 562 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,719 it becomes casual. 563 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,343 -Yeah, very casual. 564 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,343 -It's like... beachy. 565 00:20:51,135 --> 00:20:52,218 There! 566 00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:57,260 Babe! 567 00:21:04,135 --> 00:21:05,884 -No? 568 00:21:04,135 --> 00:21:05,884 -No! 569 00:21:08,010 --> 00:21:09,843 Alright, come out. 570 00:21:11,801 --> 00:21:14,343 Oh... yes! 571 00:21:15,051 --> 00:21:16,677 It's perfect! 572 00:21:16,719 --> 00:21:18,677 -You really think it's good? 573 00:21:16,719 --> 00:21:18,677 - Yes. 574 00:21:19,176 --> 00:21:20,968 Can my cat 575 00:21:19,176 --> 00:21:20,968 come to the wedding? 576 00:21:21,427 --> 00:21:23,010 Okay, what's the damage? 577 00:21:27,093 --> 00:21:29,135 -Oh hell no! 578 00:21:27,093 --> 00:21:29,135 -What? 579 00:21:30,093 --> 00:21:31,884 It's $500. 580 00:21:31,926 --> 00:21:33,301 -No! 581 00:21:31,926 --> 00:21:33,301 -Yes! 582 00:21:34,884 --> 00:21:36,301 I'm sorry baby, 583 00:21:34,884 --> 00:21:36,301 but you're not worth it. 584 00:21:37,385 --> 00:21:38,593 We'll figure something out. 585 00:21:39,343 --> 00:21:40,760 -So, Mary's top? 586 00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,552 -Yes, with the pants 587 00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,552 of yours I like. 588 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,926 -Oh, that can work. Perfect! 589 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,926 Oh my god, love it! 590 00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:49,427 Oh hey, have you all 591 00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:49,427 listened to this? 592 00:21:49,468 --> 00:21:51,468 -What? 593 00:21:49,468 --> 00:21:51,468 -Cereal. The podcast. 594 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:52,968 -Never heard of it. 595 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:52,968 -Okay, well, 596 00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:55,760 if you do, don't tell me, 597 00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:57,926 I'm pretty sure 598 00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:57,926 I can crack this puppy. 599 00:21:58,260 --> 00:21:59,635 - Okay. 600 00:21:58,260 --> 00:21:59,635 -Alright. 601 00:22:00,427 --> 00:22:01,427 I'm sorry. 602 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:05,468 -What's your plan? 603 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:05,468 -Oh... I have a class tonight. 604 00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:07,260 -Yeah, interesting! 605 00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:07,260 -Dammit! 606 00:22:07,301 --> 00:22:10,343 Ok, I'm going to go study... 607 00:22:10,719 --> 00:22:11,968 and then... 608 00:22:13,385 --> 00:22:14,719 Hey, when you're back 609 00:22:13,385 --> 00:22:14,719 do you want to do movie night? 610 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,176 If by movie night you mean 611 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,176 season three of Downton? 612 00:22:17,218 --> 00:22:18,968 What the fuck else would I mean? 613 00:22:19,010 --> 00:22:21,218 Right, sorry, mate! 614 00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:22,801 -Pip, pip and bollocks. 615 00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:22,801 - Okay, I can't, 616 00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:22,801 it's terrible. 617 00:22:22,843 --> 00:22:24,677 You're ruining it. 618 00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:27,510 Hey... Let me know if Dan Dan 619 00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:27,510 gives you a ring ring. 620 00:22:27,552 --> 00:22:29,218 - Okay. 621 00:22:27,552 --> 00:22:29,218 - Bye. 622 00:22:35,552 --> 00:22:37,719 ...and with 140 characters, 623 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:40,677 that's how Twitter 624 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:40,677 killed the feature story, 625 00:22:41,510 --> 00:22:43,135 which leads me to... 626 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,135 ending this class. 627 00:23:13,552 --> 00:23:14,801 He still hasn't called? 628 00:23:17,926 --> 00:23:20,260 Why is it that whenever 629 00:23:17,926 --> 00:23:20,260 I want to do something important 630 00:23:20,301 --> 00:23:23,926 the mother-fucking internet... 631 00:23:20,301 --> 00:23:23,926 Oh... there it is! 632 00:23:23,968 --> 00:23:25,926 Okay, look, like I was thinking, 633 00:23:25,968 --> 00:23:27,843 this little pussy boy Daniel 634 00:23:25,968 --> 00:23:27,843 better grow a pair 635 00:23:27,884 --> 00:23:29,385 and make a fucking phone call. 636 00:23:29,427 --> 00:23:31,176 Do you think 637 00:23:29,427 --> 00:23:31,176 he's seeing someone else? 638 00:23:32,427 --> 00:23:33,884 Maybe he lost his phone. 639 00:23:34,677 --> 00:23:36,093 Or... or it broke. 640 00:23:37,010 --> 00:23:38,051 That happens! 641 00:23:40,093 --> 00:23:41,677 Hey! 642 00:23:44,301 --> 00:23:46,719 Do you have some... batteries? 643 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,343 For what? 644 00:23:49,218 --> 00:23:50,385 For my TV. 645 00:23:52,427 --> 00:23:53,635 Remote. 646 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:55,843 No. 647 00:24:00,552 --> 00:24:01,843 Maybe he's dead. 648 00:24:02,385 --> 00:24:03,843 You know what, dude, 649 00:24:03,884 --> 00:24:05,385 fuck this little cocksucker, 650 00:24:03,884 --> 00:24:05,385 okay? 651 00:24:05,427 --> 00:24:07,010 He said he would call 652 00:24:05,427 --> 00:24:07,010 and he hasn't. 653 00:24:07,051 --> 00:24:09,760 He's either gay, 654 00:24:07,051 --> 00:24:09,760 a commitment-phobe, or dead. 655 00:24:12,427 --> 00:24:14,176 Either way, 656 00:24:12,427 --> 00:24:14,176 I say we're over him. 657 00:24:14,677 --> 00:24:16,260 -Oh my god! 658 00:24:16,635 --> 00:24:18,093 Unless that's him... 659 00:24:18,135 --> 00:24:19,552 If that's him, 660 00:24:18,135 --> 00:24:19,552 I say we're back in. 661 00:24:19,593 --> 00:24:21,760 -What do I do? 662 00:24:19,593 --> 00:24:21,760 -Answer it! 663 00:24:23,093 --> 00:24:25,301 Hello. 664 00:24:23,093 --> 00:24:25,301 It's Daniel! 665 00:24:25,801 --> 00:24:27,385 -Hey. 666 00:24:25,801 --> 00:24:27,385 -What the fuck's he saying? 667 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:29,760 Oh no, it's fine. 668 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:33,093 Ah, ah, ah... 669 00:24:33,135 --> 00:24:34,427 That's fine. 670 00:24:34,968 --> 00:24:35,968 Uh-hm. 671 00:24:36,343 --> 00:24:37,468 Yeah, that works. 672 00:24:38,301 --> 00:24:39,385 Okay. 673 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:40,843 I'll see you then. 674 00:24:41,635 --> 00:24:42,677 Bye. 675 00:24:43,301 --> 00:24:45,176 What the fuck is wrong with you? 676 00:24:45,218 --> 00:24:46,552 It's a baby! 677 00:24:47,051 --> 00:24:48,719 Isn't it cute? 678 00:24:49,176 --> 00:24:51,135 Okay, what did he say? 679 00:24:51,176 --> 00:24:54,051 Okay, so first of all he said 680 00:24:51,176 --> 00:24:54,051 "Sorry for calling so late". 681 00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:55,884 Precious! 682 00:24:55,926 --> 00:24:57,926 And then he said he wants 683 00:24:55,926 --> 00:24:57,926 to take me out this weekend 684 00:24:57,968 --> 00:24:59,926 but he can't because he's going 685 00:24:57,968 --> 00:24:59,926 out of town with his family. 686 00:24:59,968 --> 00:25:01,510 Lake house! 687 00:25:01,552 --> 00:25:04,719 Next weekend, if I'm up for it, 688 00:25:05,135 --> 00:25:07,385 he wants to take me 689 00:25:05,135 --> 00:25:07,385 to dinner on Friday. 690 00:25:08,135 --> 00:25:10,468 What? 691 00:25:08,135 --> 00:25:10,468 Nobody even goes out on Fridays! 692 00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:11,593 -That's brilliant! 693 00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:11,593 -I know. 694 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:12,677 Okay... 695 00:25:13,176 --> 00:25:14,343 You tell me 696 00:25:13,176 --> 00:25:14,343 what you're thinking, 697 00:25:14,385 --> 00:25:15,385 and I'll do the same, okay? 698 00:25:15,427 --> 00:25:17,051 Ready? One, two-- 699 00:25:17,093 --> 00:25:19,176 -You need to hit the gym! 700 00:25:17,093 --> 00:25:19,176 -I hope he takes me to a club-- 701 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:20,260 What? 702 00:25:20,677 --> 00:25:22,093 Maybe just a little cardio! 703 00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:40,051 You gotta open up your gait, 704 00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:40,051 baby girl. 705 00:25:40,093 --> 00:25:41,260 What? 706 00:25:41,301 --> 00:25:43,010 Your strides, they're tiny! 707 00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:46,926 Longer strides, more calories! 708 00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:49,427 Stop running like a toddler, 709 00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:49,427 start running 710 00:25:49,468 --> 00:25:52,343 like a grown human woman 711 00:25:49,468 --> 00:25:52,343 who wants to get laid. 712 00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:54,635 See that dick! Run to that dick! 713 00:25:54,926 --> 00:25:56,510 Faster! Run to it! 714 00:25:58,176 --> 00:26:00,427 Kegels, feel the kegels! 715 00:26:00,468 --> 00:26:03,677 Pull... inside your vagina. 716 00:26:03,719 --> 00:26:06,176 Eye of the tiger, baby, earn it! 717 00:26:06,218 --> 00:26:09,093 Squeeze it! Burn! Feel the burn! 718 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:11,301 Harder, Kort! 719 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:11,301 You're not going hard enough! 720 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,051 Earn your thigh gap! 721 00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:15,051 -What are you doing? 722 00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:15,051 -Shut up! 723 00:26:16,301 --> 00:26:18,301 -Jesus! 724 00:26:16,301 --> 00:26:18,301 -Oh my god! 725 00:26:21,801 --> 00:26:23,093 You're doing great, man. 726 00:26:25,677 --> 00:26:26,884 Don't let your hips drop. 727 00:26:28,719 --> 00:26:30,176 Don't let gravity win like this. 728 00:26:30,218 --> 00:26:31,884 I'm not. 729 00:26:31,926 --> 00:26:33,218 Don't touch me 730 00:26:31,926 --> 00:26:33,218 with your nasty chip fingers! 731 00:26:36,218 --> 00:26:37,968 What? 732 00:26:38,010 --> 00:26:40,552 I said I see gravity winning 733 00:26:38,010 --> 00:26:40,552 and I don't like it. 734 00:26:41,010 --> 00:26:42,176 You're disgusting! 735 00:26:47,427 --> 00:26:49,343 I don't know if my ass 736 00:26:47,427 --> 00:26:49,343 got bigger, 737 00:26:49,385 --> 00:26:51,260 or these jeans got smaller. 738 00:26:52,385 --> 00:26:53,926 Oh, I washed them 739 00:26:52,385 --> 00:26:53,926 like four times. 740 00:26:55,677 --> 00:26:56,843 What do you think, Pam? 741 00:26:57,093 --> 00:26:59,884 You look amazing! 742 00:26:59,926 --> 00:27:02,510 Agreed! 743 00:26:59,926 --> 00:27:02,510 I have something for you. 744 00:27:06,051 --> 00:27:08,010 -Just in case! 745 00:27:11,843 --> 00:27:13,510 ♪ You know you want to ♪ 746 00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:14,968 No! 747 00:27:20,427 --> 00:27:22,552 -Be safe! 748 00:27:20,427 --> 00:27:22,552 - The world is 749 00:27:20,427 --> 00:27:22,552 a happy place. 750 00:27:22,593 --> 00:27:24,510 Excuse me! No girl gets her door 751 00:27:24,552 --> 00:27:26,218 on her own fucking date! 752 00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:27,719 - It's my door to get! 753 00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:27,719 -Get the door! 754 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,010 It's my door! 755 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,010 You stay right here! 756 00:27:30,968 --> 00:27:32,301 Hello, sweet cheeks. 757 00:27:32,677 --> 00:27:35,760 -Hey! Is Kortney here? 758 00:27:32,677 --> 00:27:35,760 -Who? 759 00:27:37,301 --> 00:27:39,593 I'm just kidding. 760 00:27:37,301 --> 00:27:39,593 That little whore's right here. 761 00:27:40,343 --> 00:27:41,385 Oh... 762 00:27:43,010 --> 00:27:44,051 Hi! 763 00:27:53,301 --> 00:27:55,010 Thanks. 764 00:27:55,051 --> 00:27:56,552 Your server 765 00:27:55,051 --> 00:27:56,552 will be right with you. 766 00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:58,593 -Enjoy your meal. 767 00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:58,593 -Thank you. 768 00:28:02,468 --> 00:28:03,843 This place is really nice! 769 00:28:05,677 --> 00:28:07,301 I guess I always 770 00:28:05,677 --> 00:28:07,301 sort of thought that 771 00:28:07,343 --> 00:28:10,010 first dates should be... 772 00:28:07,343 --> 00:28:10,010 special. 773 00:28:10,926 --> 00:28:12,385 You know, just in case. 774 00:28:14,926 --> 00:28:16,051 Yeah. 775 00:28:19,468 --> 00:28:21,135 Ah, yeah. 776 00:28:27,093 --> 00:28:28,135 Is Luce here? 777 00:28:29,051 --> 00:28:30,093 She's upstairs. 778 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,093 Martins? 779 00:28:42,135 --> 00:28:43,801 He took you 780 00:28:42,135 --> 00:28:43,801 to mother-fucking Martins? 781 00:28:43,843 --> 00:28:45,510 It's crazy, right? 782 00:28:45,552 --> 00:28:47,010 Who does this guy think he is? 783 00:28:45,552 --> 00:28:47,010 A goddamned Kennedy? 784 00:28:47,051 --> 00:28:48,468 This guy's the tits! 785 00:28:48,843 --> 00:28:50,677 Ladies, let's have a shot 786 00:28:48,843 --> 00:28:50,677 before everyone gets here. 787 00:28:50,719 --> 00:28:51,760 Or two. 788 00:28:52,051 --> 00:28:54,135 I want to get super weird today. 789 00:28:54,843 --> 00:28:56,010 You already are weird. 790 00:28:57,093 --> 00:28:58,218 Thanks. 791 00:28:59,427 --> 00:29:00,884 -There we go. 792 00:28:59,427 --> 00:29:00,884 -You're welcome! 793 00:29:01,635 --> 00:29:03,135 This literally has a pube in it. 794 00:29:03,593 --> 00:29:05,051 It's disgusting! 795 00:29:05,093 --> 00:29:09,801 ["Never Coming Down" 796 00:29:05,093 --> 00:29:09,801 by Midnight Riot] 797 00:29:18,135 --> 00:29:19,218 So, did you get any? 798 00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:20,926 -Any what? 799 00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:20,926 -Cut the shit. 800 00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,719 Tell me you broke that dick off! 801 00:29:23,010 --> 00:29:24,510 - Wait a minute. 802 00:29:23,010 --> 00:29:24,510 -Come on! 803 00:29:24,552 --> 00:29:26,135 I'll text you. 804 00:29:24,552 --> 00:29:26,135 What happened? 805 00:29:26,176 --> 00:29:27,843 I think Kort broke 806 00:29:26,176 --> 00:29:27,843 someone's dick off. 807 00:29:27,884 --> 00:29:30,468 -What? I want to hear! 808 00:29:27,884 --> 00:29:30,468 -Oh my god! 809 00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:32,427 Oh come on! Cough it up! 810 00:29:32,468 --> 00:29:33,843 We just kissed on the cheek. 811 00:29:33,884 --> 00:29:35,260 Fuck, yeah! 812 00:29:36,218 --> 00:29:37,968 Daniel, the lacrosse transfer. 813 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:40,843 Wait, wait! 814 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:40,843 The mancer from Maryland? 815 00:29:40,884 --> 00:29:42,385 They went on a date. 816 00:29:42,427 --> 00:29:44,884 -Would you stop? 817 00:29:42,427 --> 00:29:44,884 -Take it from the top. 818 00:29:45,801 --> 00:29:48,093 Okay, okay, okay... Alright. 819 00:29:49,051 --> 00:29:52,301 We walk in, it's gorgeous! 820 00:29:52,343 --> 00:29:54,760 Like, there are all these 821 00:29:52,343 --> 00:29:54,760 pictures of DC on the wall, 822 00:29:54,801 --> 00:29:58,010 like flappers and pictures 823 00:29:54,801 --> 00:29:58,010 of the Potomac, 824 00:29:58,051 --> 00:29:59,968 and the hostess took us 825 00:29:58,051 --> 00:29:59,968 to our table, 826 00:30:00,010 --> 00:30:01,719 and we sat down, 827 00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:07,010 and we just started talking... 828 00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:07,010 I don't know! 829 00:30:07,343 --> 00:30:08,719 And that's when 830 00:30:07,343 --> 00:30:08,719 she's sucked his dick. 831 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:09,801 Oh... 832 00:30:10,301 --> 00:30:11,926 -In the restaurant? 833 00:30:10,301 --> 00:30:11,926 - Ah ha! 834 00:30:13,260 --> 00:30:14,301 Just like Jackie O 835 00:30:13,260 --> 00:30:14,301 would have wanted! 836 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,552 Allie, hurry up! 837 00:30:20,593 --> 00:30:22,552 You don't need make up. 838 00:30:20,593 --> 00:30:22,552 We're just going to study. 839 00:30:26,301 --> 00:30:27,926 Oh my god! What happened to you? 840 00:30:29,176 --> 00:30:30,635 Oh yeah, I know, I'm fine. 841 00:30:30,677 --> 00:30:31,801 It's just I couldn't 842 00:30:30,677 --> 00:30:31,801 find a scarf. 843 00:30:32,635 --> 00:30:33,801 Is that a hickey? 844 00:30:34,135 --> 00:30:36,176 -Who did that to you? 845 00:30:34,135 --> 00:30:36,176 -I have no idea. 846 00:30:36,926 --> 00:30:38,843 I could have done it 847 00:30:36,926 --> 00:30:38,843 to myself for all I know. 848 00:30:38,884 --> 00:30:40,427 I got to go have brunch 849 00:30:38,884 --> 00:30:40,427 with my mum. 850 00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:44,385 What? 851 00:31:11,468 --> 00:31:13,301 Hey, do you think 852 00:31:11,468 --> 00:31:13,301 I should text Steven? 853 00:31:15,051 --> 00:31:16,051 Hmm? 854 00:31:16,552 --> 00:31:19,801 Do you think 855 00:31:16,552 --> 00:31:19,801 I should text Steven? 856 00:31:21,093 --> 00:31:22,135 Why? 857 00:31:23,843 --> 00:31:26,051 Oh, because I want to. 858 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:29,343 I thought you said 859 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:29,343 he only texts you after 2am? 860 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,260 Yeah, but... 861 00:31:33,552 --> 00:31:35,468 I feel like sometimes guys 862 00:31:36,343 --> 00:31:38,093 don't really know 863 00:31:36,343 --> 00:31:38,093 how to communicate-- 864 00:31:38,135 --> 00:31:40,468 Where are you going? 865 00:31:38,135 --> 00:31:40,468 I'm in the middle of a sentence! 866 00:31:42,051 --> 00:31:43,926 Kort! Don't you agree 867 00:31:43,968 --> 00:31:45,719 like sometimes guys just don't 868 00:31:43,968 --> 00:31:45,719 know how to communicate 869 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,884 and they like need you 870 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,884 to be the one to initiate? 871 00:31:48,176 --> 00:31:49,884 'Cause we're just like putting 872 00:31:48,176 --> 00:31:49,884 all this pressure on them 873 00:31:49,926 --> 00:31:51,385 to be the ones, but... 874 00:31:51,427 --> 00:31:52,801 maybe they need us 875 00:31:51,427 --> 00:31:52,801 to be the ones. 876 00:31:52,843 --> 00:31:54,843 And I just need to get creative 877 00:31:52,843 --> 00:31:54,843 and to let him know 878 00:31:54,884 --> 00:31:56,593 that it's cool to text me 879 00:31:54,884 --> 00:31:56,593 during the day. 880 00:31:57,677 --> 00:31:59,093 Kort, what are you looking for? 881 00:31:59,135 --> 00:32:01,260 -A book! 882 00:31:59,135 --> 00:32:01,260 -Oh my god! 883 00:32:01,301 --> 00:32:03,468 I'm sorry. 884 00:32:01,301 --> 00:32:03,468 I have a classic tale in 15 885 00:32:03,510 --> 00:32:05,760 and I'm like oddly 886 00:32:03,510 --> 00:32:05,760 stressed about it. 887 00:32:05,801 --> 00:32:07,135 Oh shit! 888 00:32:09,176 --> 00:32:10,593 Okay, so I feel like, 889 00:32:10,635 --> 00:32:11,968 first class, 890 00:32:10,635 --> 00:32:11,968 having a first date, 891 00:32:12,010 --> 00:32:13,552 is like really pivotal. 892 00:32:13,884 --> 00:32:14,968 Really? 893 00:32:15,010 --> 00:32:17,051 Yeah, I mean, I think... 894 00:32:17,093 --> 00:32:19,635 But yeah, I feel like now 895 00:32:17,093 --> 00:32:19,635 is the time to just like 896 00:32:19,677 --> 00:32:22,926 pump the brakes 897 00:32:19,677 --> 00:32:22,926 and start with the mind games. 898 00:32:22,968 --> 00:32:24,218 What mind games? 899 00:32:24,593 --> 00:32:25,968 Poker face! 900 00:32:26,260 --> 00:32:27,593 You don't like him. 901 00:32:28,427 --> 00:32:29,843 -I don't like him? 902 00:32:28,427 --> 00:32:29,843 - No! 903 00:32:29,884 --> 00:32:31,677 -Okay. 904 00:32:29,884 --> 00:32:31,677 -I don't see you. 905 00:32:31,719 --> 00:32:33,510 I'm winning, but you don't know. 906 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:35,510 -Yeah. 907 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:35,510 -I'm full royal flush, 908 00:32:35,552 --> 00:32:38,385 and kings and queens, 909 00:32:35,552 --> 00:32:38,385 and all those... 910 00:32:38,427 --> 00:32:39,801 You never played poker? 911 00:32:40,843 --> 00:32:42,301 I still feel weird. 912 00:32:42,343 --> 00:32:44,719 I mean, you feel awkward, 913 00:32:42,343 --> 00:32:44,719 which is normal, 914 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,801 because it's going to be 915 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,801 so awkward when you see it. 916 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,051 Thanks. 917 00:33:13,635 --> 00:33:16,093 -Cool if I sit here? 918 00:33:13,635 --> 00:33:16,093 - If you want. 919 00:33:16,135 --> 00:33:18,010 Cool! 920 00:33:18,051 --> 00:33:20,343 What does it mean to you 921 00:33:18,051 --> 00:33:20,343 when I say "run like a girl"? 922 00:33:20,385 --> 00:33:22,677 It means run 923 00:33:20,385 --> 00:33:22,677 as fast as you can. 924 00:33:27,968 --> 00:33:29,343 Throw like a girl. 925 00:33:35,468 --> 00:33:37,719 So, do you think you just 926 00:33:35,468 --> 00:33:37,719 insulted your sister? 927 00:33:38,051 --> 00:33:39,135 No. 928 00:33:43,260 --> 00:33:49,510 Is "like a girl" 929 00:33:43,260 --> 00:33:49,510 a good thing? 930 00:34:03,093 --> 00:34:05,510 I feel like he's judging me. 931 00:34:05,552 --> 00:34:07,051 Hmm... He is! 932 00:34:07,093 --> 00:34:08,468 -I don't care. 933 00:34:09,843 --> 00:34:10,968 You know, sometimes 934 00:34:09,843 --> 00:34:10,968 it's kind of wild 935 00:34:11,010 --> 00:34:12,884 -to think about. 936 00:34:11,010 --> 00:34:12,884 -What? 937 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:15,385 I don't know like all this. 938 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:15,385 The Capitol, 939 00:34:15,427 --> 00:34:17,468 monuments, White House... 940 00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:19,843 all the huge decisions 941 00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:19,843 like they've made here 942 00:34:19,884 --> 00:34:22,135 while we're just worried 943 00:34:19,884 --> 00:34:22,135 about flipping cups 944 00:34:22,176 --> 00:34:23,926 and hooking up. 945 00:34:23,968 --> 00:34:25,427 You get dumb shit here too. 946 00:34:31,051 --> 00:34:32,677 So last year 947 00:34:31,051 --> 00:34:32,677 I spent every working day 948 00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:34,093 trying to figure out where... 949 00:34:34,510 --> 00:34:35,593 Hey! 950 00:34:36,176 --> 00:34:37,801 What are you doing? 951 00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:40,135 Oh, I'm just getting a feel 952 00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:40,135 for the facts. 953 00:34:40,176 --> 00:34:42,677 Apparently I do, 954 00:34:40,176 --> 00:34:42,677 where a high school kid was... 955 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,135 She has a nice voice. 956 00:34:44,176 --> 00:34:46,010 Yeah! Yeah, I like it too. 957 00:34:48,010 --> 00:34:50,093 -Hey, um, quick question? 958 00:34:48,010 --> 00:34:50,093 -Hmm. 959 00:34:50,135 --> 00:34:51,884 What do you think 960 00:34:50,135 --> 00:34:51,884 about Jay's testimony? 961 00:34:51,926 --> 00:34:53,884 I mean it seems 962 00:34:51,926 --> 00:34:53,884 pretty suspect, right? 963 00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:56,801 And this mister "S" guy, 964 00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:56,801 he's a real wild card, 965 00:34:56,843 --> 00:34:58,968 I mean who is he, 966 00:34:56,843 --> 00:34:58,968 where did he come from? 967 00:35:00,926 --> 00:35:03,093 I have no idea 968 00:35:00,926 --> 00:35:03,093 what you're talking about. 969 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,135 But... uh... 970 00:35:07,135 --> 00:35:09,968 good luck... with this. 971 00:35:16,593 --> 00:35:18,510 - I don't know. 972 00:35:16,593 --> 00:35:18,510 - Come on! 973 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,468 If you don't like it, 974 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,468 if it hurts, we'll stop. 975 00:35:21,968 --> 00:35:23,176 Let's just try it. 976 00:35:42,801 --> 00:35:45,968 Well, my siblings 977 00:35:42,801 --> 00:35:45,968 all root for each other. 978 00:35:46,218 --> 00:35:48,926 My parents 979 00:35:46,218 --> 00:35:48,926 are still together and... 980 00:35:49,677 --> 00:35:52,010 unfortunately 981 00:35:49,677 --> 00:35:52,010 they still kiss in public... 982 00:35:54,051 --> 00:35:56,760 And oh, I always had to have 983 00:35:54,051 --> 00:35:56,760 the new gaming system, like... 984 00:35:56,801 --> 00:35:58,176 right when they came out. 985 00:35:59,343 --> 00:36:01,051 -So you're a spoiled? 986 00:35:59,343 --> 00:36:01,051 -Oh god... 987 00:36:01,301 --> 00:36:03,719 I hate that word, but... yes. 988 00:36:05,093 --> 00:36:07,260 I like to think that 989 00:36:05,093 --> 00:36:07,260 I came from a good family. 990 00:36:09,218 --> 00:36:11,301 What about you? Are your... 991 00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:12,468 Are your parents happy? 992 00:36:13,051 --> 00:36:15,010 Yeah! They're happy it's just... 993 00:36:15,051 --> 00:36:16,801 not with each other. 994 00:36:17,427 --> 00:36:18,510 As simple as that? 995 00:36:19,051 --> 00:36:20,093 Yeah. 996 00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:23,884 Do you mind 997 00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:23,884 if I change the subject? 998 00:36:23,926 --> 00:36:25,176 Yes, please. 999 00:36:27,510 --> 00:36:29,801 Oh, hey, 1000 00:36:27,510 --> 00:36:29,801 what does Allie think of me? 1001 00:36:30,260 --> 00:36:32,176 Did I... pass the test? 1002 00:36:33,135 --> 00:36:34,719 I don't know. 1003 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,051 We don't really talk 1004 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,051 about you that much. 1005 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,760 So stupid! 1006 00:36:46,552 --> 00:36:49,385 Oh, I'm famous, I'm pretty. 1007 00:36:49,427 --> 00:36:51,093 Oh, I'm married. 1008 00:36:51,135 --> 00:36:52,135 -Hey, Allie. 1009 00:36:51,135 --> 00:36:52,135 -Hey. 1010 00:36:52,176 --> 00:36:53,635 Whatever! Fuck you, Mom! 1011 00:36:53,884 --> 00:36:56,301 I know it's your money, 1012 00:36:53,884 --> 00:36:56,301 but it's my credit card. 1013 00:36:56,635 --> 00:36:58,093 It has my name on it. 1014 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,301 Oh... Hello... 1015 00:37:11,552 --> 00:37:12,926 Hey, Kort... 1016 00:37:20,051 --> 00:37:21,468 Um... Will you date me? 1017 00:37:23,135 --> 00:37:26,760 [speech drown out 1018 00:37:23,135 --> 00:37:26,760 by louder music] 1019 00:37:35,093 --> 00:37:36,593 Okay, what are you thinking? 1020 00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:40,093 I'm thinking... 1021 00:37:51,343 --> 00:37:52,719 What the fuck is this? 1022 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,635 - What? 1023 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,635 -You're dating? 1024 00:37:55,385 --> 00:37:57,301 Are you fucking kidding me? 1025 00:37:57,677 --> 00:37:58,801 Hello. 1026 00:37:59,135 --> 00:38:00,176 Hi. 1027 00:38:01,010 --> 00:38:02,760 Kitchen! Yesterday! 1028 00:38:05,135 --> 00:38:06,176 Allie... 1029 00:38:12,926 --> 00:38:14,593 Were you not even going 1030 00:38:12,926 --> 00:38:14,593 to tell me about this? 1031 00:38:14,635 --> 00:38:15,926 What are you 1032 00:38:14,635 --> 00:38:15,926 talking about? 1033 00:38:15,968 --> 00:38:17,801 It just happened 1034 00:38:15,968 --> 00:38:17,801 ten minutes ago. 1035 00:38:22,301 --> 00:38:23,843 I thought you'd be happy for me. 1036 00:38:26,093 --> 00:38:27,176 I am. 1037 00:38:30,968 --> 00:38:32,218 Seriously, I am. 1038 00:38:34,552 --> 00:38:36,801 Now, I want you to notice 1039 00:38:39,385 --> 00:38:41,593 both on the front end, 1040 00:38:39,385 --> 00:38:41,593 and on the back. 1041 00:38:42,343 --> 00:38:45,051 For example, 1042 00:38:42,343 --> 00:38:45,051 if the factory is operating 1043 00:38:45,301 --> 00:38:48,552 at its optimal capacity, 1044 00:38:45,301 --> 00:38:48,552 and there are zero bottlenecks, 1045 00:38:49,010 --> 00:38:50,635 everything should be fine, 1046 00:38:49,010 --> 00:38:50,635 right? 1047 00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:53,218 Wrong! 1048 00:38:53,260 --> 00:38:55,051 Because, even if 1049 00:38:55,343 --> 00:38:57,510 everything has been taken 1050 00:38:55,343 --> 00:38:57,510 care of on the front end, 1051 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,301 Now, what am I talking about? 1052 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,301 Daniel! 1053 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:07,926 Um... 1054 00:39:12,176 --> 00:39:14,010 Exactly! Elaborate. 1055 00:39:16,010 --> 00:39:17,343 Um... 1056 00:39:20,218 --> 00:39:24,468 It's kind of like 1057 00:39:20,218 --> 00:39:24,468 when your factory, 1058 00:39:24,843 --> 00:39:26,218 it makes stuff, 1059 00:39:27,677 --> 00:39:29,385 but at the same time 1060 00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:36,343 enough other stuff to keep 1061 00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:36,343 all the machines happy. 1062 00:39:41,010 --> 00:39:42,093 Right? 1063 00:39:44,051 --> 00:39:45,468 You're an idiot! 1064 00:39:48,051 --> 00:39:49,552 Not as far off 1065 00:39:48,051 --> 00:39:49,552 as you would think. 1066 00:39:50,010 --> 00:39:51,427 To the big board. 1067 00:39:53,051 --> 00:39:54,093 Huh! 1068 00:40:17,635 --> 00:40:20,968 Mmm, look at this little cup 1069 00:40:17,635 --> 00:40:20,968 of fuck pudding! 1070 00:40:22,176 --> 00:40:23,552 Mmm... 1071 00:40:23,884 --> 00:40:26,218 I'd like to give you a tour 1072 00:40:23,884 --> 00:40:26,218 of this campus! 1073 00:40:27,218 --> 00:40:29,135 Are those jeans from Europe? 1074 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,218 Just kidding, come back! 1075 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,135 Who are you listening to? 1076 00:40:46,468 --> 00:40:47,593 Um... Nelly... 1077 00:40:48,884 --> 00:40:49,843 Furtado. 1078 00:40:50,301 --> 00:40:51,760 What? 1079 00:41:16,343 --> 00:41:18,093 Oh, this is cute! 1080 00:41:18,135 --> 00:41:20,343 -Do you want to try that on? 1081 00:41:18,135 --> 00:41:20,343 -Oh, no that's okay. 1082 00:41:20,385 --> 00:41:21,801 -Sure? 1083 00:41:20,385 --> 00:41:21,801 - Why not, come on! 1084 00:41:22,260 --> 00:41:23,301 It'll look good on you. 1085 00:41:25,301 --> 00:41:26,760 Why don't you try something on? 1086 00:41:31,385 --> 00:41:33,843 I just... I don't think 1087 00:41:31,385 --> 00:41:33,843 it's sitting on me quite right. 1088 00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:37,010 I know something 1089 00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:37,010 that will sit on you! 1090 00:41:37,884 --> 00:41:39,427 -Honey, no! 1091 00:41:37,884 --> 00:41:39,427 -What? 1092 00:41:41,385 --> 00:41:42,427 It's legal now! 1093 00:41:57,677 --> 00:41:58,884 What are you doing? Stop! 1094 00:41:58,926 --> 00:42:00,260 I do not respond well to this. 1095 00:42:00,301 --> 00:42:02,135 What? 1096 00:42:02,176 --> 00:42:03,468 Come on, do it for me. 1097 00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:04,760 D-Man. 1098 00:42:05,176 --> 00:42:06,343 Who is D-Man? 1099 00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,677 -It's just what they 1100 00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,677 used to call me 1101 00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:10,385 back in the hood. 1102 00:42:11,510 --> 00:42:12,677 Give me the spoon! 1103 00:42:13,677 --> 00:42:15,176 I will take the spoon! 1104 00:42:15,218 --> 00:42:16,719 Come on, 1105 00:42:15,218 --> 00:42:16,719 that's not fun. 1106 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:17,843 That's no fun. 1107 00:42:18,468 --> 00:42:19,801 Mmm... 1108 00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:22,010 It's so good! 1109 00:42:31,051 --> 00:42:33,510 -Go fuck yourself! 1110 00:42:37,635 --> 00:42:39,427 So, you've really never 1111 00:42:37,635 --> 00:42:39,427 played before? 1112 00:42:39,884 --> 00:42:40,968 Nope! 1113 00:42:44,385 --> 00:42:46,093 -Okay. 1114 00:42:44,385 --> 00:42:46,093 -What I'm doing right here 1115 00:42:46,135 --> 00:42:47,635 is called cradling. 1116 00:42:47,677 --> 00:42:48,884 -Okay. 1117 00:42:47,677 --> 00:42:48,884 -So, it's like as if you were, 1118 00:42:48,926 --> 00:42:50,385 -you know-- 1119 00:42:48,926 --> 00:42:50,385 -Cradling. 1120 00:42:52,301 --> 00:42:53,760 I'm going to toss you 1121 00:42:52,301 --> 00:42:53,760 the ball now. 1122 00:42:53,801 --> 00:42:55,635 So just kind of accept it 1123 00:42:55,677 --> 00:42:58,301 as opposed to trying to catch 1124 00:42:55,677 --> 00:42:58,301 it as if you're a statue. 1125 00:42:58,343 --> 00:42:59,926 -Okay. Like this? 1126 00:42:58,343 --> 00:42:59,926 - Right? 1127 00:42:59,968 --> 00:43:01,135 - Yes. 1128 00:42:59,968 --> 00:43:01,135 -Okay. 1129 00:43:05,218 --> 00:43:07,010 -I'm impressed! 1130 00:43:05,218 --> 00:43:07,010 -Beginner's luck! 1131 00:43:10,218 --> 00:43:11,301 take it back as-- 1132 00:43:14,093 --> 00:43:17,385 I... I got in 1133 00:43:14,093 --> 00:43:17,385 on a lacrosse scholarship! 1134 00:43:17,677 --> 00:43:19,093 -Hmm. 1135 00:43:17,677 --> 00:43:19,093 -Allie too. 1136 00:43:19,552 --> 00:43:21,218 So now 1137 00:43:19,552 --> 00:43:21,218 we have trust issues. 1138 00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:23,010 So, thank you for that! 1139 00:43:45,051 --> 00:43:46,427 So, why did you quit? 1140 00:43:47,218 --> 00:43:48,260 I don't know... 1141 00:43:50,635 --> 00:43:52,760 I mean, I like lacrosse, 1142 00:43:50,635 --> 00:43:52,760 it's just... 1143 00:43:53,427 --> 00:43:55,635 college sports 1144 00:43:53,427 --> 00:43:55,635 are a lot of work, you know? 1145 00:43:56,218 --> 00:43:58,260 I just don't know 1146 00:43:56,218 --> 00:43:58,260 if it's really worth it. 1147 00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:01,593 For me, at least. 1148 00:44:02,677 --> 00:44:04,135 But it got me into a school 1149 00:44:04,176 --> 00:44:05,510 I probably shouldn't 1150 00:44:04,176 --> 00:44:05,510 have gotten into. 1151 00:44:06,801 --> 00:44:07,926 I knew it! 1152 00:44:08,510 --> 00:44:09,593 What? 1153 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:11,968 I knew that you were dumb. 1154 00:44:12,010 --> 00:44:13,260 -I knew it! 1155 00:44:12,010 --> 00:44:13,260 -I'm dumb? 1156 00:44:13,301 --> 00:44:14,552 I just knew it! 1157 00:44:15,218 --> 00:44:16,301 Rude! 1158 00:44:17,260 --> 00:44:18,552 I'm joking. 1159 00:44:19,635 --> 00:44:20,760 What about Allie? 1160 00:44:21,010 --> 00:44:22,552 Did she just quit 1161 00:44:21,010 --> 00:44:22,552 because you quit? 1162 00:44:23,427 --> 00:44:25,343 To be fair, no. 1163 00:44:28,926 --> 00:44:32,468 I just think she's... lazy. 1164 00:44:40,427 --> 00:44:41,552 Hey, Pam! 1165 00:44:41,593 --> 00:44:42,677 Yeah? 1166 00:44:44,884 --> 00:44:46,801 Have you ever felt like... 1167 00:44:47,884 --> 00:44:49,260 you're happy for someone... 1168 00:44:50,635 --> 00:44:51,926 uh, you know, like... 1169 00:44:53,427 --> 00:44:55,051 like you're happy for someone... 1170 00:44:56,093 --> 00:44:58,010 I mean you're completely 1171 00:44:56,093 --> 00:44:58,010 happy for them, 1172 00:44:58,635 --> 00:45:00,010 but you're like... 1173 00:45:01,552 --> 00:45:02,593 want what they have... 1174 00:45:02,635 --> 00:45:04,385 Oh! Yeah! 1175 00:45:04,427 --> 00:45:06,719 I'm jealous 1176 00:45:04,427 --> 00:45:06,719 all the time! 1177 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,218 -No! 1178 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,218 -I mean I'm jealous of you 1179 00:45:08,260 --> 00:45:09,552 for being funnier than me. 1180 00:45:09,593 --> 00:45:11,427 And Kort for being prettier, 1181 00:45:11,468 --> 00:45:13,552 and Mary for eating less 1182 00:45:11,468 --> 00:45:13,552 than me at dinner. 1183 00:45:13,593 --> 00:45:16,510 And Luce for sexting 1184 00:45:13,593 --> 00:45:16,510 all the lacrosse guys, 1185 00:45:16,552 --> 00:45:18,552 even though I do find it 1186 00:45:16,552 --> 00:45:18,552 morally questionable, 1187 00:45:18,593 --> 00:45:21,135 slash, would secretly 1188 00:45:18,593 --> 00:45:21,135 do the same. 1189 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:25,093 And Jen for saying 1190 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:25,093 the shit that I think 1191 00:45:25,135 --> 00:45:27,051 but I'm actually 1192 00:45:25,135 --> 00:45:27,051 too scared to say. 1193 00:45:28,093 --> 00:45:29,176 Huh! 1194 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:31,801 Why, what's up? 1195 00:45:33,385 --> 00:45:34,427 Nothing! 1196 00:45:37,260 --> 00:45:38,760 Okay, well... 1197 00:45:39,093 --> 00:45:40,760 I'm going to go do some laundry. 1198 00:45:41,926 --> 00:45:42,968 Bye. 1199 00:46:21,801 --> 00:46:23,301 Hey, Allie! 1200 00:46:23,343 --> 00:46:25,468 Daniel and I are going to go 1201 00:46:23,343 --> 00:46:25,468 and catch a movie if you want-- 1202 00:46:36,093 --> 00:46:37,343 I'm so sorry. 1203 00:46:38,677 --> 00:46:40,010 Hey, Mar! 1204 00:46:40,051 --> 00:46:41,301 -Hey... um... 1205 00:46:40,051 --> 00:46:41,301 -What's going on? 1206 00:46:41,343 --> 00:46:43,301 Can I talk to you for a second? 1207 00:46:43,343 --> 00:46:44,427 Yeah? 1208 00:46:45,218 --> 00:46:46,468 Okay... um... 1209 00:46:47,884 --> 00:46:49,468 Daniel was in my dream 1210 00:46:47,884 --> 00:46:49,468 last night. 1211 00:46:51,343 --> 00:46:53,593 We were in South Carolina 1212 00:46:51,343 --> 00:46:53,593 eating Chick-fil-A, 1213 00:46:54,677 --> 00:46:56,260 even though it was a Sunday, 1214 00:46:56,301 --> 00:46:59,218 and it started out slow, 1215 00:46:56,301 --> 00:46:59,218 but by the end of it 1216 00:46:59,593 --> 00:47:02,010 he had me kind of over 1217 00:46:59,593 --> 00:47:02,010 the back of his Chevy 1218 00:47:02,051 --> 00:47:04,301 and was raw dogging me, 1219 00:47:02,051 --> 00:47:04,301 on the hood. 1220 00:47:06,343 --> 00:47:07,593 I'm really sorry. 1221 00:47:09,926 --> 00:47:11,010 Okay... 1222 00:47:12,343 --> 00:47:15,677 Thank you for... being honest. 1223 00:47:21,051 --> 00:47:22,176 What? 1224 00:47:42,135 --> 00:47:44,343 Oh, fancy seeing you here! 1225 00:47:45,552 --> 00:47:46,968 What's that supposed to mean? 1226 00:47:47,343 --> 00:47:48,385 Nothing, I just... 1227 00:47:51,385 --> 00:47:53,051 Crazy! 1228 00:47:53,093 --> 00:47:55,343 But... I think I have 1229 00:47:53,093 --> 00:47:55,343 something fun for us! 1230 00:47:56,552 --> 00:47:57,510 Oh yeah? 1231 00:47:58,010 --> 00:47:59,427 You want cheese on this, right? 1232 00:47:59,843 --> 00:48:01,760 Yes, please. 1233 00:48:01,801 --> 00:48:05,301 Okay. So, Daniel's friend, 1234 00:48:01,801 --> 00:48:05,301 also name is Daniel, actually, 1235 00:48:05,343 --> 00:48:09,385 is renting out the 1236 00:48:05,343 --> 00:48:09,385 for his birthday, 1237 00:48:05,343 --> 00:48:09,385 and he wants all of us to come. 1238 00:48:09,801 --> 00:48:10,926 Are they going to be boys there? 1239 00:48:10,968 --> 00:48:12,343 Um... tons! 1240 00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:14,093 Okay, I'm listening. 1241 00:48:14,427 --> 00:48:17,884 Okay, so it's this Sunday, 1242 00:48:14,427 --> 00:48:17,884 nine o'clock. 1243 00:48:19,010 --> 00:48:21,218 I know, he's like one of those 1244 00:48:19,010 --> 00:48:21,218 has to celebrate his birthday 1245 00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:22,677 on his birthday types. 1246 00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:23,760 Eww! 1247 00:48:26,051 --> 00:48:27,884 Okay, well, can we do 1248 00:48:26,051 --> 00:48:27,884 a girl's day before? 1249 00:48:28,884 --> 00:48:31,218 Um... I actually told Daniel 1250 00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:33,552 I'd go to the Skins game 1251 00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:33,552 with him. 1252 00:48:34,427 --> 00:48:36,593 You're calling them 1253 00:48:34,427 --> 00:48:36,593 the Skins now? 1254 00:48:39,968 --> 00:48:42,260 Okay. Well, will you still 1255 00:48:39,968 --> 00:48:42,260 help me to get ready? 1256 00:48:42,926 --> 00:48:44,427 Duh! It's a one o'clock game. 1257 00:48:45,218 --> 00:48:46,260 Okay. 1258 00:48:51,260 --> 00:48:52,427 Do you think like... 1259 00:48:55,176 --> 00:48:56,926 I don't know, 1260 00:48:55,176 --> 00:48:56,926 do you think she likes him 1261 00:48:56,968 --> 00:48:57,968 more than me? 1262 00:49:00,593 --> 00:49:01,968 No, you're right, you're right! 1263 00:49:02,010 --> 00:49:03,010 That's stupid! 1264 00:49:04,135 --> 00:49:05,176 I just... 1265 00:49:05,635 --> 00:49:06,677 I don't know, I get... 1266 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,385 I get self-conscious, 1267 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,385 'cause like... 1268 00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:13,051 I feel like he's replacing me. 1269 00:49:14,635 --> 00:49:15,968 Do you think he is replacing me? 1270 00:49:18,051 --> 00:49:19,260 Come on, Will! 1271 00:49:19,677 --> 00:49:21,176 I've got to go! 1272 00:49:21,218 --> 00:49:24,385 What the fuck, 1273 00:49:21,218 --> 00:49:24,385 I was talking to him! 1274 00:49:26,677 --> 00:49:28,135 You don't even care! 1275 00:49:32,468 --> 00:49:33,760 Oh shit! 1276 00:49:57,093 --> 00:49:58,343 You want to see me? 1277 00:49:59,926 --> 00:50:05,343 At 11:30, aka 30 minutes ago, 1278 00:49:59,926 --> 00:50:05,343 and no, it's my job to see you, 1279 00:50:05,385 --> 00:50:07,051 by no means 1280 00:50:05,385 --> 00:50:07,051 do I want to be here. 1281 00:50:07,093 --> 00:50:08,135 Sit down! 1282 00:50:14,010 --> 00:50:17,677 So, it appears that 1283 00:50:14,010 --> 00:50:17,677 this being tardy thing 1284 00:50:18,218 --> 00:50:20,010 is becoming a bit of an issue. 1285 00:50:23,510 --> 00:50:26,260 who wrote, 1286 00:50:23,510 --> 00:50:26,260 "It's almost as though 1287 00:50:26,301 --> 00:50:28,135 she's trying to be late." 1288 00:50:30,093 --> 00:50:31,427 Do you have anything to say? 1289 00:50:33,677 --> 00:50:34,719 Uh-hm. 1290 00:50:35,260 --> 00:50:36,843 You do realize that 1291 00:50:36,884 --> 00:50:39,343 just as in life, 1292 00:50:36,884 --> 00:50:39,343 this type of behavior 1293 00:50:39,385 --> 00:50:40,719 does have consequences? 1294 00:50:42,635 --> 00:50:43,926 Yeah, I mean, I thought, 1295 00:50:44,801 --> 00:50:47,635 I don't really 1296 00:50:44,801 --> 00:50:47,635 don't have to go to class. 1297 00:50:49,884 --> 00:50:53,552 Well... you don't 1298 00:50:49,884 --> 00:50:53,552 have to do anything. 1299 00:50:55,051 --> 00:50:57,593 I don't have to... 1300 00:50:59,176 --> 00:51:00,552 mow my lawn. 1301 00:51:01,176 --> 00:51:02,176 But I do! 1302 00:51:03,093 --> 00:51:05,635 Because it keeps 1303 00:51:03,093 --> 00:51:05,635 my neighbors happy. 1304 00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:09,385 Was that... an innuendo? 1305 00:51:09,427 --> 00:51:12,760 The point is, 1306 00:51:09,427 --> 00:51:12,760 if you don't take action, 1307 00:51:13,593 --> 00:51:15,010 more often than not, 1308 00:51:15,343 --> 00:51:17,593 these things tend to 1309 00:51:15,343 --> 00:51:17,593 come back and bite you. 1310 00:51:18,968 --> 00:51:22,093 And... not in a good... 1311 00:51:22,593 --> 00:51:25,801 "Oh, that feels nice" 1312 00:51:22,593 --> 00:51:25,801 kind of way! 1313 00:51:28,176 --> 00:51:29,510 I think we're done here! 1314 00:51:30,343 --> 00:51:31,510 Oh, okay. 1315 00:51:34,884 --> 00:51:36,343 So, do you want to eat first, 1316 00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:37,760 or do you want 1317 00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:37,760 to grab food there? 1318 00:51:41,468 --> 00:51:43,552 Well I don't want 1319 00:51:41,468 --> 00:51:43,552 to really eat hotdogs, so... 1320 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:45,884 Hold on one second. 1321 00:51:46,176 --> 00:51:47,843 What's up? 1322 00:51:47,884 --> 00:51:49,218 I'm just going to get 1323 00:51:47,884 --> 00:51:49,218 my nails done, but... 1324 00:51:49,260 --> 00:51:50,593 I wanted to say have fun 1325 00:51:49,260 --> 00:51:50,593 at the game. 1326 00:51:50,635 --> 00:51:52,135 Cool! Thanks. You too. 1327 00:51:52,427 --> 00:51:55,343 Um... Alright. See you later. 1328 00:51:56,176 --> 00:51:58,760 Sorry.... Yeah. 1329 00:51:58,801 --> 00:52:00,135 Yeah, we can get Chinese. 1330 00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:41,635 You excited for tonight? 1331 00:52:42,176 --> 00:52:43,427 Yeah, I guess. 1332 00:52:45,843 --> 00:52:47,260 A little nervous, actually. 1333 00:52:51,926 --> 00:52:53,343 Allie, can I be frank? 1334 00:52:53,968 --> 00:52:55,051 Yeah. 1335 00:52:56,510 --> 00:52:57,760 You're a little boy crazy. 1336 00:52:58,510 --> 00:52:59,719 What? 1337 00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:02,093 You torture yourself 1338 00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:02,093 over all this shit, 1339 00:53:02,135 --> 00:53:03,719 and I really don't know why? 1340 00:53:04,385 --> 00:53:05,468 I mean... 1341 00:53:06,260 --> 00:53:09,801 sex, love, having a boyfriend, 1342 00:53:09,843 --> 00:53:11,593 it's... supposed to be fun. 1343 00:53:16,385 --> 00:53:17,635 I like the game! 1344 00:53:18,593 --> 00:53:20,135 I like to flirt, 1345 00:53:18,593 --> 00:53:20,135 I like the chase, 1346 00:53:24,260 --> 00:53:26,510 And maybe that's you, 1347 00:53:24,260 --> 00:53:26,510 maybe it's not, I don't know. 1348 00:53:26,884 --> 00:53:29,135 But, that's for you 1349 00:53:26,884 --> 00:53:29,135 to figure out. 1350 00:53:32,677 --> 00:53:35,301 Just don't live off 1351 00:53:32,677 --> 00:53:35,301 the world's ideals because 1352 00:53:35,343 --> 00:53:37,301 most of them 1353 00:53:35,343 --> 00:53:37,301 are just a bunch of bullshit. 1354 00:53:42,093 --> 00:53:43,884 There's no more 1355 00:53:42,093 --> 00:53:43,884 rule book, Allie. 1356 00:53:47,468 --> 00:53:48,926 Let's go with black. 1357 00:54:16,093 --> 00:54:17,677 Hey, Allie! 1358 00:54:18,510 --> 00:54:19,593 Hi. 1359 00:54:20,593 --> 00:54:21,884 Can I have one of those? 1360 00:54:26,301 --> 00:54:28,010 Yep. Your usual. 1361 00:54:28,260 --> 00:54:31,677 And then, maybe one of those. 1362 00:54:33,010 --> 00:54:35,051 Ah, you're getting 1363 00:54:33,010 --> 00:54:35,051 adventurous on me. 1364 00:54:36,010 --> 00:54:38,218 Yep. Just gone crazy. 1365 00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:42,385 Don't tell me Jay was scared. 1366 00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:42,385 Don't tell me... 1367 00:54:44,593 --> 00:54:46,510 -Hey, is Kort around? 1368 00:54:44,593 --> 00:54:46,510 -Oh yeah, 1369 00:54:44,593 --> 00:54:46,510 I think she's in her room. 1370 00:54:46,552 --> 00:54:48,176 Okay. 1371 00:54:48,218 --> 00:54:49,468 We didn't have them 1372 00:54:48,218 --> 00:54:49,468 15 years ago. 1373 00:54:49,843 --> 00:54:51,093 And we still 1374 00:54:49,843 --> 00:54:51,093 don't have them now. 1375 00:54:52,010 --> 00:54:53,093 What? 1376 00:54:55,843 --> 00:54:57,051 Is this a joke? 1377 00:54:58,218 --> 00:55:01,301 Finish the GD story, sweetheart! 1378 00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:06,385 Who does this? 1379 00:55:06,427 --> 00:55:09,176 Dude, I'm sorry, 1380 00:55:06,427 --> 00:55:09,176 that pedicure took forever. 1381 00:55:09,218 --> 00:55:10,801 I'm just going to shower 1382 00:55:09,218 --> 00:55:10,801 really quick, 1383 00:55:10,843 --> 00:55:12,468 I swear I'm not even 1384 00:55:10,843 --> 00:55:12,468 going to masturbate. 1385 00:55:12,510 --> 00:55:14,051 Just kidding, no promises. 1386 00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:19,760 Whore, don't even act 1387 00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:19,760 that you're not impressed, 1388 00:55:19,801 --> 00:55:21,926 I was less than five minutes. 1389 00:55:22,510 --> 00:55:24,301 Okay, okay, so I'm thinking 1390 00:55:22,510 --> 00:55:24,301 about going 1391 00:55:24,343 --> 00:55:25,801 super scandalous tonight, 1392 00:55:25,843 --> 00:55:26,884 I'm going to let 1393 00:55:25,843 --> 00:55:26,884 these ass cheeks 1394 00:55:26,926 --> 00:55:28,468 leak out a little bit. 1395 00:55:28,510 --> 00:55:30,010 Whatever, just tell me 1396 00:55:28,510 --> 00:55:30,010 what you think. 1397 00:55:31,552 --> 00:55:32,468 Oh! 1398 00:55:37,635 --> 00:55:39,593 ♪ I get so excited ♪ 1399 00:55:41,843 --> 00:55:44,218 Guys, dudes, let her chose! 1400 00:55:41,843 --> 00:55:44,218 Let her chose! 1401 00:55:44,260 --> 00:55:45,760 I don't care if she's your babe. 1402 00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:47,719 -There's no easy buckets. 1403 00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:47,719 -No easy buckets. 1404 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,260 -No easy buckets! 1405 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,260 -Uh-uh. 1406 00:55:49,510 --> 00:55:51,385 Kort, could you please 1407 00:55:49,510 --> 00:55:51,385 shut these guys up? 1408 00:55:52,635 --> 00:55:54,468 Yeah, bring it, bring it! 1409 00:56:00,093 --> 00:56:01,176 Bro! 1410 00:56:04,468 --> 00:56:08,218 You know, I definitely 1411 00:56:04,468 --> 00:56:08,218 prefer wine over beer. 1412 00:56:09,010 --> 00:56:10,552 It just makes me feel more... 1413 00:56:11,468 --> 00:56:12,926 more like a lady! 1414 00:56:14,801 --> 00:56:16,593 You know, more sophisticated. 1415 00:56:18,385 --> 00:56:19,968 Kind of... 1416 00:56:20,010 --> 00:56:22,760 I read a study that says 1417 00:56:20,010 --> 00:56:22,760 it's rich in probiotics. 1418 00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:25,760 Plus it helps me get fucked up. 1419 00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:28,427 Cheers to that. 1420 00:56:35,176 --> 00:56:36,510 Does my hair look all right? 1421 00:56:37,510 --> 00:56:38,843 Yeah, solid! 1422 00:56:39,093 --> 00:56:40,968 Nice! 1423 00:56:39,093 --> 00:56:40,968 I just switched products, so... 1424 00:56:48,427 --> 00:56:50,427 Allie, what's the deal, 1425 00:56:48,427 --> 00:56:50,427 why aren't you dressed? 1426 00:56:50,468 --> 00:56:51,843 Yeah, I'm fine. 1427 00:56:53,218 --> 00:56:54,719 Oh I'm just... Um... 1428 00:56:55,010 --> 00:56:56,968 waiting for Kort, 1429 00:56:55,010 --> 00:56:56,968 because I told her 1430 00:56:57,010 --> 00:56:58,552 that I would help her 1431 00:56:57,010 --> 00:56:58,552 get dressed. 1432 00:56:59,093 --> 00:57:00,260 You know how we do. 1433 00:57:01,218 --> 00:57:02,427 Hmm! 1434 00:57:02,468 --> 00:57:04,884 Oh, shit! 1435 00:57:06,801 --> 00:57:09,760 I totally forgot to relay. 1436 00:57:06,801 --> 00:57:09,760 Okay, so I talked to Kort, 1437 00:57:11,926 --> 00:57:15,010 beer pong tournament 1438 00:57:11,926 --> 00:57:15,010 thingy with Daniel, 1439 00:57:15,051 --> 00:57:17,176 at a completely 1440 00:57:15,051 --> 00:57:17,176 different location. 1441 00:57:17,218 --> 00:57:19,385 So, she's just going 1442 00:57:17,218 --> 00:57:19,385 to have to meet at the party. 1443 00:57:23,843 --> 00:57:26,260 Give me that fucking wine. 1444 00:57:50,677 --> 00:57:51,760 Sorry. 1445 00:57:56,510 --> 00:57:57,635 Hi! 1446 00:58:17,677 --> 00:58:19,010 Thank you. 1447 00:58:22,051 --> 00:58:23,510 What the fuck are you doing? 1448 00:58:23,552 --> 00:58:24,968 What do you mean, 1449 00:58:23,552 --> 00:58:24,968 what are you doing? 1450 00:58:25,010 --> 00:58:26,093 You should not be drinking 1451 00:58:25,010 --> 00:58:26,093 any more, 1452 00:58:26,135 --> 00:58:27,884 and you have to hold-- 1453 00:58:27,926 --> 00:58:29,635 What? I look great, 1454 00:58:27,926 --> 00:58:29,635 it's like a dress basically. 1455 00:58:29,677 --> 00:58:30,884 Thank you so much. 1456 00:58:31,593 --> 00:58:33,719 You so don't need that! 1457 00:58:34,218 --> 00:58:35,719 I'm sorry, Luce, 1458 00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,051 I don't remember asking 1459 00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,051 you what I need. 1460 00:58:38,093 --> 00:58:40,051 Allie, maybe we should 1461 00:58:38,093 --> 00:58:40,051 take you home. 1462 00:58:41,677 --> 00:58:42,884 Thank you, they'll pay. 1463 00:58:43,968 --> 00:58:45,719 I'll have a glass of Pinot. 1464 00:58:55,468 --> 00:58:57,135 -Oh, hey, Kort! 1465 00:58:55,468 --> 00:58:57,135 - Hey! Hey! 1466 00:58:57,176 --> 00:58:58,176 How was the game? 1467 00:58:59,343 --> 00:59:00,552 - It was really fun. 1468 00:58:59,343 --> 00:59:00,552 -Really, was it? 1469 00:59:01,176 --> 00:59:02,719 Yeah! Yeah, it was really fun! 1470 00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:04,926 Oh, and how was 1471 00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:04,926 the beer pong tournament? 1472 00:59:05,468 --> 00:59:06,801 It was really fun, Allie. 1473 00:59:06,843 --> 00:59:08,051 -It was? 1474 00:59:06,843 --> 00:59:08,051 - Yeah! 1475 00:59:08,093 --> 00:59:09,760 -Was it great? 1476 00:59:08,093 --> 00:59:09,760 -Yeah. 1477 00:59:10,135 --> 00:59:12,176 That's great, 1478 00:59:10,135 --> 00:59:12,176 I'm so happy for you. 1479 00:59:12,968 --> 00:59:14,926 And did you have a good time, 1480 00:59:12,968 --> 00:59:14,926 Danny Boy? 1481 00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:17,593 -Yeah, it was a fine time. 1482 00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:17,593 -You did? 1483 00:59:17,635 --> 00:59:20,468 Hey, guess what? 1484 00:59:17,635 --> 00:59:20,468 I like to have a good time too. 1485 00:59:21,218 --> 00:59:22,593 I'll suck your dick 1486 00:59:21,218 --> 00:59:22,593 for a dollar. 1487 00:59:22,635 --> 00:59:24,051 -Allie! 1488 00:59:22,635 --> 00:59:24,051 - What? 1489 00:59:24,468 --> 00:59:26,468 -She's kidding. 1490 00:59:24,468 --> 00:59:26,468 -Yeah, I'm kidding. 1491 00:59:26,510 --> 00:59:27,926 I'll do it for free. 1492 00:59:27,968 --> 00:59:29,510 What the fuck 1493 00:59:27,968 --> 00:59:29,510 is your problem? 1494 00:59:29,552 --> 00:59:31,343 What's my problem? 1495 00:59:29,552 --> 00:59:31,343 What's your problem? 1496 00:59:31,385 --> 00:59:33,760 You just give everything up 1497 00:59:31,385 --> 00:59:33,760 for some guy 1498 00:59:33,801 --> 00:59:35,385 you met two months ago! 1499 00:59:35,427 --> 00:59:36,926 You just said you were going 1500 00:59:35,427 --> 00:59:36,926 to blow him! 1501 00:59:36,968 --> 00:59:38,593 Yeah, I was just trying 1502 00:59:36,968 --> 00:59:38,593 to get in on the fun. 1503 00:59:38,635 --> 00:59:40,343 He's my fucking boyfriend, 1504 00:59:38,635 --> 00:59:40,343 Allie! 1505 00:59:43,010 --> 00:59:45,801 He's your only friend... Kort! 1506 00:59:48,468 --> 00:59:49,801 Fuck you! 1507 00:59:52,051 --> 00:59:53,343 Phil, can I get a dollar? 1508 01:00:00,719 --> 01:00:01,760 Hey, Allie! 1509 01:00:02,301 --> 01:00:03,926 Allie! 1510 01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:06,010 I just want to let you know, 1511 01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:06,010 it's not my fault 1512 01:00:06,051 --> 01:00:07,552 you went off the reservation 1513 01:00:07,593 --> 01:00:08,884 and stopped taking care 1514 01:00:07,593 --> 01:00:08,884 of yourself. 1515 01:00:09,552 --> 01:00:11,135 It's not my fault 1516 01:00:09,552 --> 01:00:11,135 you're a vain whore, 1517 01:00:11,176 --> 01:00:13,176 who replaced me 1518 01:00:11,176 --> 01:00:13,176 with Captain America. 1519 01:00:13,218 --> 01:00:14,760 Don't give me bullshit, 1520 01:00:14,801 --> 01:00:16,260 because I can get a guy 1521 01:00:14,801 --> 01:00:16,260 and you can't. 1522 01:00:16,635 --> 01:00:19,385 You sleep all day. 1523 01:00:16,635 --> 01:00:19,385 You don't study for anything. 1524 01:00:19,427 --> 01:00:21,719 You don't push yourself 1525 01:00:19,427 --> 01:00:21,719 to do anything. 1526 01:00:22,010 --> 01:00:23,801 You're just a selfish dick 1527 01:00:23,843 --> 01:00:25,635 who expects the whole world 1528 01:00:23,843 --> 01:00:25,635 to fall into your lap. 1529 01:00:26,176 --> 01:00:27,884 Thanks, Kort! 1530 01:00:27,926 --> 01:00:29,968 No, don't do that. 1531 01:00:27,926 --> 01:00:29,968 Take some fucking responsibility 1532 01:00:30,010 --> 01:00:31,510 for once in your life! God! 1533 01:00:31,926 --> 01:00:33,760 This is why I'm not going 1534 01:00:31,926 --> 01:00:33,760 abroad with you. 1535 01:00:38,343 --> 01:00:40,468 Perfect, well I'll just be 1536 01:00:38,343 --> 01:00:40,468 in Great Britain 1537 01:00:40,510 --> 01:00:41,926 getting bukkaked, 1538 01:00:41,968 --> 01:00:43,677 and you'll be here 1539 01:00:41,968 --> 01:00:43,677 dating Daniel. 1540 01:00:44,385 --> 01:00:45,926 -Great! 1541 01:00:44,385 --> 01:00:45,926 -Awesome! 1542 01:00:47,801 --> 01:00:48,884 What's bukkaked? 1543 01:00:49,385 --> 01:00:51,926 Um... when a man and woman 1544 01:00:49,385 --> 01:00:51,926 love each other, 1545 01:00:52,427 --> 01:00:54,218 a man invites 1546 01:00:52,427 --> 01:00:54,218 all of his friends over... 1547 01:00:54,552 --> 01:00:55,760 You know what? 1548 01:00:56,510 --> 01:00:58,677 Kort told me what happened, 1549 01:00:56,510 --> 01:00:58,677 and don't worry! 1550 01:00:58,719 --> 01:01:00,510 A lot of guys 1551 01:00:58,719 --> 01:01:00,510 can't get their dicks hard, 1552 01:01:01,135 --> 01:01:02,801 when they're fucking 40! 1553 01:01:13,968 --> 01:01:15,968 Daniel, 1554 01:01:13,968 --> 01:01:15,968 what's she talking about? 1555 01:01:32,884 --> 01:01:33,968 Uh oh! 1556 01:01:34,719 --> 01:01:36,135 Is she wearing a towel? 1557 01:03:03,176 --> 01:03:04,719 Where the fuck have you been? 1558 01:03:04,968 --> 01:03:06,010 Trash. 1559 01:03:07,260 --> 01:03:08,968 -What? 1560 01:03:07,260 --> 01:03:08,968 - In the trash. 1561 01:03:10,552 --> 01:03:11,677 Who was that? 1562 01:03:12,135 --> 01:03:13,343 I have no idea. 1563 01:03:14,593 --> 01:03:16,176 No, I mean, it was Allie, but... 1564 01:03:16,218 --> 01:03:17,635 She looks like shit! 1565 01:03:23,968 --> 01:03:25,010 Kort? 1566 01:03:27,260 --> 01:03:28,343 Kort! 1567 01:03:31,593 --> 01:03:32,760 Is she in there? 1568 01:03:34,176 --> 01:03:35,427 Yeah, she's in there. 1569 01:05:43,926 --> 01:05:45,010 Oh! 1570 01:06:40,301 --> 01:06:42,176 Fucking yoga bitches! 1571 01:07:04,593 --> 01:07:05,635 Fuck! 1572 01:07:06,427 --> 01:07:07,843 Fuck, it's hard! 1573 01:07:11,801 --> 01:07:12,843 Oh god! 1574 01:07:20,260 --> 01:07:21,677 This isn't a bad pace! 1575 01:07:24,093 --> 01:07:26,176 Not a bad place at all! 1576 01:07:43,218 --> 01:07:44,801 And so, as managers, 1577 01:07:44,843 --> 01:07:46,801 the problem 1578 01:07:44,843 --> 01:07:46,801 we're left to solve is, 1579 01:07:47,593 --> 01:07:50,135 how do we repair 1580 01:07:47,593 --> 01:07:50,135 our system's flaws? 1581 01:07:50,176 --> 01:07:52,010 -So as to return to a point... 1582 01:07:52,260 --> 01:07:54,051 as closer to optimal 1583 01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:56,760 while still living with 1584 01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:56,760 the fact that optimal 1585 01:07:57,385 --> 01:07:59,093 doesn't necessarily 1586 01:07:57,385 --> 01:07:59,093 mean perfect. 1587 01:08:01,801 --> 01:08:05,385 You see, we're not just 1588 01:08:01,801 --> 01:08:05,385 in a theoretics class here, 1589 01:08:06,218 --> 01:08:08,968 where we bank on stand-alone 1590 01:08:06,218 --> 01:08:08,968 principles in a vacuum. 1591 01:08:10,593 --> 01:08:13,552 We're dealing with real issues 1592 01:08:10,593 --> 01:08:13,552 in the real world. 1593 01:08:13,968 --> 01:08:16,135 -You got to see this, man! 1594 01:08:13,968 --> 01:08:16,135 -Awesome, man! 1595 01:08:13,968 --> 01:08:16,135 Alright, I'll see you. 1596 01:08:21,677 --> 01:08:23,510 Are you fucking kidding me? 1597 01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:25,468 Do you know 1598 01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:25,468 who you're talking to? 1599 01:08:25,510 --> 01:08:27,468 I'm the Dean of goddamn 1600 01:08:25,510 --> 01:08:27,468 students, sweetheart! 1601 01:08:28,218 --> 01:08:31,843 -Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 1602 01:08:28,218 --> 01:08:31,843 -It's too late! You're expelled! 1603 01:08:34,176 --> 01:08:35,593 Just kidding! 1604 01:08:35,635 --> 01:08:37,051 I don't have the power 1605 01:08:35,635 --> 01:08:37,051 to do that 1606 01:09:08,260 --> 01:09:12,093 Hey... I just need you 1607 01:09:08,260 --> 01:09:12,093 to listen to me for one second. 1608 01:09:12,884 --> 01:09:14,301 Hear me out, baby girl. 1609 01:10:04,260 --> 01:10:05,385 Okay. 1610 01:10:08,135 --> 01:10:09,552 Everything okay? 1611 01:10:09,593 --> 01:10:10,801 -Huh? 1612 01:10:09,593 --> 01:10:10,801 -Yeah, everything's great. 1613 01:10:11,051 --> 01:10:12,801 What are you making? 1614 01:10:12,843 --> 01:10:14,301 I'm not really sure, 1615 01:10:12,843 --> 01:10:14,301 but I feel really cool 1616 01:10:14,343 --> 01:10:16,093 because I measured 1617 01:10:14,343 --> 01:10:16,093 a bunch of shit, 1618 01:10:16,135 --> 01:10:17,677 and I got to mince something 1619 01:10:16,135 --> 01:10:17,677 for the first time. 1620 01:10:17,719 --> 01:10:18,843 Oh, do you want help? 1621 01:10:18,884 --> 01:10:20,968 Uh-uh! No way, I got this. 1622 01:10:21,260 --> 01:10:23,260 Fucking son of a mother-fucker! 1623 01:10:23,301 --> 01:10:24,552 That's so hot! 1624 01:10:25,510 --> 01:10:26,719 All right. 1625 01:10:29,593 --> 01:10:31,301 I have my phone if you need me. 1626 01:10:31,677 --> 01:10:32,760 Thank you. 1627 01:10:55,843 --> 01:10:57,593 Shh... 1628 01:10:58,510 --> 01:10:59,552 Say no more. 1629 01:10:59,926 --> 01:11:01,260 I didn't say anything. 1630 01:11:10,260 --> 01:11:12,343 Okay, you're good, you're good! 1631 01:11:13,051 --> 01:11:14,176 I got you! 1632 01:11:16,884 --> 01:11:19,593 -You know I can't see, right? 1633 01:11:16,884 --> 01:11:19,593 -I know, I've got you. 1634 01:11:26,635 --> 01:11:27,719 Hey! 1635 01:11:40,843 --> 01:11:42,010 Oh, I'll let you two be. 1636 01:11:42,552 --> 01:11:44,801 Actually, I prepared something. 1637 01:11:49,301 --> 01:11:51,093 Daniel, this first part 1638 01:11:49,301 --> 01:11:51,093 is for you. 1639 01:11:51,635 --> 01:11:53,468 My apologies for the other night 1640 01:11:53,510 --> 01:11:55,385 when I offered to fellate you, 1641 01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:58,301 and also for the things 1642 01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:58,301 I said about your dick, 1643 01:11:58,343 --> 01:11:59,552 and it's limpness. 1644 01:12:01,260 --> 01:12:03,176 That was both 1645 01:12:01,260 --> 01:12:03,176 rudely inappropriate, 1646 01:12:03,218 --> 01:12:04,884 and a pretty dumb thing to do. 1647 01:12:06,510 --> 01:12:08,926 And now, Kort, 1648 01:12:06,510 --> 01:12:08,926 this second part is for you. 1649 01:12:09,843 --> 01:12:11,510 My apologies for the other night 1650 01:12:11,552 --> 01:12:13,719 when I offered to fellate 1651 01:12:11,552 --> 01:12:13,719 your boyfriend Daniel, 1652 01:12:14,051 --> 01:12:15,552 previously mentioned 1653 01:12:15,593 --> 01:12:17,468 in the first part 1654 01:12:15,593 --> 01:12:17,468 of the speech, and also-- 1655 01:12:17,510 --> 01:12:19,051 -Allie! 1656 01:12:17,510 --> 01:12:19,051 -...this dinner-- 1657 01:12:19,093 --> 01:12:20,176 We get it! 1658 01:12:21,719 --> 01:12:24,635 Okay, the point is, I'm sorry. 1659 01:12:25,010 --> 01:12:26,093 Truly! 1660 01:12:26,593 --> 01:12:29,218 It was all... 1661 01:12:26,593 --> 01:12:29,218 very unbecoming of me. 1662 01:12:33,968 --> 01:12:36,552 Oh! Thank you for your time. 1663 01:12:46,843 --> 01:12:48,010 I love you! 1664 01:12:49,884 --> 01:12:52,093 Allie told me that 1665 01:12:49,884 --> 01:12:52,093 if I didn't say that she'd... 1666 01:12:53,552 --> 01:12:56,510 shank me and make it seem like 1667 01:12:53,552 --> 01:12:56,510 it was an accident. 1668 01:12:57,176 --> 01:12:58,510 Jesus! 1669 01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:01,926 I'm sorry. 1670 01:13:03,635 --> 01:13:05,301 I hope I didn't ruin this? 1671 01:13:05,884 --> 01:13:07,385 No, you didn't. 1672 01:13:13,427 --> 01:13:15,552 It's supposed 1673 01:13:13,427 --> 01:13:15,552 to be chicken, but... 1674 01:13:15,593 --> 01:13:17,468 But it's a liquid though, 1675 01:13:15,593 --> 01:13:17,468 I don't understand it. 1676 01:13:17,510 --> 01:13:19,843 If you skim it off the top 1677 01:13:17,510 --> 01:13:19,843 it's not as bad. 1678 01:13:20,593 --> 01:13:21,719 Hey, guys. 1679 01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:23,468 -Hey! 1680 01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:23,468 -How is it? 1681 01:13:25,385 --> 01:13:28,468 - Um... 1682 01:13:25,385 --> 01:13:28,468 -It's um... 1683 01:13:28,510 --> 01:13:30,051 It's fucking horrible, isn't it? 1684 01:13:30,843 --> 01:13:32,593 It's really not very good, 1685 01:13:30,843 --> 01:13:32,593 Allie. 1686 01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:35,260 Daniel, any thoughts? 1687 01:13:35,301 --> 01:13:37,135 I mean it's not bad, 1688 01:13:35,301 --> 01:13:37,135 but um... 1689 01:13:38,677 --> 01:13:42,760 It... it's just tough to chew 1690 01:13:38,677 --> 01:13:42,760 and... swallow. 1691 01:13:47,010 --> 01:13:48,760 Yeah, I kind of saw this coming. 1692 01:13:48,801 --> 01:13:50,884 Yes! Real food! 1693 01:13:55,093 --> 01:13:56,760 Do you mind 1694 01:13:55,093 --> 01:13:56,760 if I have a sip of this? 1695 01:13:58,884 --> 01:14:01,343 So are you going to hold this 1696 01:13:58,884 --> 01:14:01,343 over my head forever? 1697 01:14:02,884 --> 01:14:05,552 I don't know! 1698 01:14:02,884 --> 01:14:05,552 I just might though. 1699 01:14:05,593 --> 01:14:07,385 Would make up sex help? 1700 01:14:08,926 --> 01:14:10,343 Is that all you girls 1701 01:14:08,926 --> 01:14:10,343 think about? 1702 01:14:10,385 --> 01:14:12,051 -Mmm. 1703 01:14:10,385 --> 01:14:12,051 - It is, isn't it? 1704 01:14:12,093 --> 01:14:14,552 -What, it's been like a week! 1705 01:14:12,093 --> 01:14:14,552 - Really! 1706 01:14:16,926 --> 01:14:18,343 What? Are you not going to help? 1707 01:14:20,010 --> 01:14:22,135 Um... She... 1708 01:14:22,552 --> 01:14:24,301 She handcuffed me to the table! 1709 01:14:24,343 --> 01:14:26,176 - Oh my god! 1710 01:14:24,343 --> 01:14:26,176 - Yeah! 1711 01:14:43,719 --> 01:14:45,301 So, how's it going out there? 1712 01:14:46,635 --> 01:14:48,176 Looks like it's going well! 1713 01:14:48,677 --> 01:14:50,926 I mean... not that I'm watching! 1714 01:14:50,968 --> 01:14:52,635 I'm not! I'm just... 1715 01:14:52,677 --> 01:14:54,010 From the few glances 1716 01:14:52,677 --> 01:14:54,010 that I've stolen, it... 1717 01:14:54,593 --> 01:14:55,677 Looks like it's going well! 1718 01:14:57,176 --> 01:14:59,010 And I only saw those glances 1719 01:14:59,051 --> 01:15:03,010 because I want to keep 1720 01:14:59,051 --> 01:15:03,010 the standard of service high. 1721 01:15:03,635 --> 01:15:04,593 Sure. 1722 01:15:05,843 --> 01:15:07,801 - Yeah, it's going well! 1723 01:15:05,843 --> 01:15:07,801 -Good. 1724 01:15:08,218 --> 01:15:09,260 I like him. 1725 01:15:10,468 --> 01:15:11,552 Yeah... 1726 01:15:12,968 --> 01:15:14,135 Me too. 1727 01:15:15,176 --> 01:15:16,593 So why did you act like that? 1728 01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:22,552 I... don't know, 1729 01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:22,552 I guess it was just... 1730 01:15:23,260 --> 01:15:25,510 more fun when we 1731 01:15:23,260 --> 01:15:25,510 were chasing them together, 1732 01:15:25,552 --> 01:15:27,968 than when you 1733 01:15:25,552 --> 01:15:27,968 were dating him alone. 1734 01:15:28,926 --> 01:15:30,843 Yeah, I guess 1735 01:15:28,926 --> 01:15:30,843 I wasn't the best... 1736 01:15:30,884 --> 01:15:32,218 best friend, was I? 1737 01:15:33,343 --> 01:15:35,427 I kind of got caught up 1738 01:15:33,343 --> 01:15:35,427 there for a while. 1739 01:15:40,510 --> 01:15:41,843 Hey um... 1740 01:15:42,968 --> 01:15:44,843 You didn't mean 1741 01:15:42,968 --> 01:15:44,843 that abroad thing, did you? 1742 01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:49,301 Yeah... I did. 1743 01:15:50,677 --> 01:15:52,760 I mean, 1744 01:15:50,677 --> 01:15:52,760 not for those reasons but... 1745 01:15:53,843 --> 01:15:55,510 I never really wanted to go. 1746 01:15:56,677 --> 01:15:57,719 Okay. 1747 01:16:02,385 --> 01:16:04,010 Can I give you some good news? 1748 01:16:05,260 --> 01:16:07,343 Yes, now would be a good time. 1749 01:16:08,926 --> 01:16:10,552 He has a friend 1750 01:16:08,926 --> 01:16:10,552 that thinks you're hot. 1751 01:16:12,884 --> 01:16:14,510 Proceed. 1752 01:16:14,552 --> 01:16:17,010 Apparently, he thinks 1753 01:16:14,552 --> 01:16:17,010 you have a nice ass! 1754 01:16:17,051 --> 01:16:18,010 This ass? 1755 01:16:18,051 --> 01:16:19,719 That ass! 1756 01:16:21,010 --> 01:16:22,427 Okay, I'll take it! 1757 01:16:22,884 --> 01:16:24,593 He wants to take you 1758 01:16:22,884 --> 01:16:24,593 out for a drink. 1759 01:16:24,635 --> 01:16:26,135 -Shut the fuck up! 1760 01:16:26,176 --> 01:16:27,593 Oh my god! 1761 01:16:27,635 --> 01:16:28,760 Whatever. 1762 01:16:27,635 --> 01:16:28,760 I did that to be dramatic! 1763 01:16:28,801 --> 01:16:30,135 I fucking hate that plate! 1764 01:16:31,051 --> 01:16:32,760 Tell me what 1765 01:16:31,051 --> 01:16:32,760 we are working with? 1766 01:16:36,176 --> 01:16:38,093 You look good! 1767 01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:40,218 - Stop that! 1768 01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:40,218 -How do you feel? 1769 01:16:41,385 --> 01:16:43,135 I feel good. I do. 1770 01:16:44,343 --> 01:16:45,760 I'm a little nervous though. 1771 01:16:45,801 --> 01:16:47,093 You can be nervous. 1772 01:16:47,343 --> 01:16:48,719 You're just not allowed 1773 01:16:47,343 --> 01:16:48,719 to fuck him! 1774 01:16:49,552 --> 01:16:51,093 Does that rule still stand? 1775 01:16:51,135 --> 01:16:52,884 - Yes! 1776 01:16:51,135 --> 01:16:52,884 -Like a 100%? 1777 01:16:52,926 --> 01:16:54,176 Yes, you slut! 1778 01:16:55,301 --> 01:16:56,468 Great! 1779 01:16:58,677 --> 01:16:59,843 The dress looks good too. 1780 01:16:59,884 --> 01:17:02,051 Really? 1781 01:17:02,552 --> 01:17:05,260 I don't know, kind of feel 1782 01:17:02,552 --> 01:17:05,260 like I'm made for these things. 1783 01:17:08,719 --> 01:17:10,260 - Alright, perfume? 1784 01:17:08,719 --> 01:17:10,260 - Check! 1785 01:17:10,301 --> 01:17:11,552 - ID? 1786 01:17:10,301 --> 01:17:11,552 - Check! 1787 01:17:11,593 --> 01:17:12,635 And...? 1788 01:17:13,301 --> 01:17:14,635 It's the first date! 1789 01:17:14,677 --> 01:17:15,968 I'm just asking! 1790 01:17:16,427 --> 01:17:17,552 I trimmed! 1791 01:17:17,926 --> 01:17:19,343 Daniel, thoughts? 1792 01:17:21,510 --> 01:17:22,552 Gorgeous! 1793 01:17:23,884 --> 01:17:26,010 -It's very sweet of you D-Mac. 1794 01:17:28,884 --> 01:17:30,093 Okay. Go on. 1795 01:17:30,635 --> 01:17:32,343 I... oh, bye! 1796 01:17:49,926 --> 01:17:54,677 ["The Day I Died" 1797 01:17:49,926 --> 01:17:54,677 by Alex Winston] 1798 01:18:14,427 --> 01:18:15,635 Can I help you? 1799 01:18:16,218 --> 01:18:17,677 Huh? 1800 01:18:17,719 --> 01:18:18,593 Are you looking 1801 01:18:17,719 --> 01:18:18,593 for someone? 1802 01:18:18,635 --> 01:18:20,719 Oh! No. 1803 01:18:23,093 --> 01:18:24,593 I'm okay! 1804 01:22:08,677 --> 01:22:11,635 Oh, would you look 1805 01:22:08,677 --> 01:22:11,635 at the slice of apple pie! 1806 01:22:11,677 --> 01:22:13,176 Come over here, cutie! 1807 01:22:13,677 --> 01:22:15,135 What's up, little boo? 1808 01:22:15,176 --> 01:22:16,635 I'd like to give you 1809 01:22:15,176 --> 01:22:16,635 a tour of this... 1810 01:22:17,218 --> 01:22:18,677 This camp-pus... 1811 01:22:20,343 --> 01:22:22,135 You ever seen Mystic River? 1812 01:22:26,093 --> 01:22:27,552 Little Sean Penn wannabe! 107054

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