Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:26,576 --> 00:00:32,833
INNOCENCE and DESIRE
2
00:02:24,571 --> 00:02:29,447
It's a song for the martyrs, not
a song of praise. Now... from the beginning.
3
00:02:31,555 --> 00:02:35,560
- It's a sin, but I still dream about meat stew.
- What do you have against pasta?
4
00:02:35,632 --> 00:02:38,645
Why is it called Concilio?
I don't understand.
5
00:02:43,272 --> 00:02:46,931
That's a controversial subject.
6
00:02:47,009 --> 00:02:52,307
The beautiful breasts of saints, sweet as golden honey.
7
00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:56,591
Pray for us, father!
8
00:02:56,811 --> 00:03:03,146
Your devotion and your sacrifice...
9
00:03:03,673 --> 00:03:05,830
... will be rewarded.
10
00:03:06,335 --> 00:03:12,894
Those of the Church are close to
God, and united by Christ's sacrifice.
11
00:03:13,548 --> 00:03:20,109
You are baptized for your sins, against
the day you die and are reborn in the cross.
12
00:03:21,519 --> 00:03:28,745
The bride enters into holy matrimony in
a union sanctified by the blood of Christ.
13
00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:35,964
The sacrifice of your lives
will save those lost in sin.
14
00:03:36,563 --> 00:03:41,002
The sacriment of baptism...
15
00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:45,393
...is a symbol of our deep inner bond with Jesus.
16
00:03:46,177 --> 00:03:49,439
- We'll stop there for today.
- What are you doing ?
17
00:03:49,526 --> 00:03:52,959
Study these sacred chapters well,
because there will be a test in our next class.
18
00:03:57,783 --> 00:04:00,967
Get up, Tonino Niscemi !
You should be ashamed, you simpleton !
19
00:04:01,484 --> 00:04:04,359
You must be admonished !
I'm sending you to the director.
20
00:04:04,404 --> 00:04:07,572
He'll know how to handle you...
21
00:04:07,590 --> 00:04:13,634
What were you doing in class, Tonino ?
The Church needs disciplined soldiers.
22
00:04:14,124 --> 00:04:17,786
You can't control your urges.
23
00:04:19,082 --> 00:04:22,708
You are out of control.
24
00:04:23,064 --> 00:04:26,359
That's why I'm sending you home, Tonino.
25
00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:31,892
There among your family you can examine
your conscience, and decide if you want to go on.
26
00:04:33,226 --> 00:04:39,356
"Your son has been granted a vacation during
which he must think on his spiritual condition."
27
00:04:39,937 --> 00:04:43,826
- No way, the priest that I...
- What?
28
00:04:43,849 --> 00:04:46,750
Then he says that...
29
00:04:46,804 --> 00:04:49,611
- Where's don Salvatore ?
- In his room.
30
00:04:50,113 --> 00:04:53,663
It's always bad news...
31
00:04:53,865 --> 00:04:57,309
...from sun up 'til sun down.
32
00:04:57,367 --> 00:05:02,491
You're right, yesterday he asked me for 10.000
lire. He said he would use it to win the lottery.
33
00:05:03,024 --> 00:05:06,887
- He said the numbers came to him in a dream.
- Sure... and last time he won two candle sticks.
34
00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:12,348
What's this, Mimi? This is too tight.
These clothes should be cut more fully.
35
00:05:12,495 --> 00:05:16,720
- There are going to be changes around here...
- Things just disappear around this house.
36
00:05:17,779 --> 00:05:21,664
Every day you get fatter.
How far will this go?
37
00:05:22,282 --> 00:05:24,864
Why blame me if these things don't fit right ?
38
00:05:25,465 --> 00:05:28,716
I know the reason, you just lay around
the house. Just try not eating for an hour.
39
00:05:28,778 --> 00:05:33,394
I should look like a fashion model,
appearance is important for the son of a baron.
40
00:05:34,988 --> 00:05:38,113
Are you going to a wedding... or a funeral?
41
00:05:38,563 --> 00:05:42,008
Papa!
42
00:05:43,737 --> 00:05:47,026
Papa, will you please open the door?
43
00:05:48,841 --> 00:05:52,642
What's the meaning of this?
Why have you locked yourself in?
44
00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:03,131
- And I can guess what you want...
- Please, papa, this is urgent.
45
00:06:04,745 --> 00:06:08,040
We need to talk.
46
00:06:10,406 --> 00:06:13,266
In the name of the saints... !
Why are you dressed like that ?!
47
00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:17,572
Are you going to a costume parade in those stripes?
48
00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:20,295
- What's going on?
- It's about Tonino.
49
00:06:20,563 --> 00:06:23,546
Are you going to start in
with more stories about the boy?
50
00:06:23,561 --> 00:06:27,389
Isn't it enough that you sent him to a
seminary that is draining the life out of him?
51
00:06:27,850 --> 00:06:31,121
- So now what?
- They've written to me to come after him.
52
00:06:31,220 --> 00:06:34,296
For what?
For chasing after some porno actress?
53
00:06:34,356 --> 00:06:37,290
- What are you talking about, papa?
- Don't call me "papa".
54
00:06:37,324 --> 00:06:41,458
And I would prefer it if you would just
ring the bell when you want to see me.
55
00:06:41,649 --> 00:06:45,291
Why do act this way toward
the one who is supporting you?
56
00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:48,369
You'll never understand why I do what I do.
57
00:06:48,455 --> 00:06:51,032
A wiser man than I might understand. But,
maybe it's better if we don't talk about it.
58
00:06:51,046 --> 00:06:54,115
- Yes... it's probably for the best.
- I can't go and pick up Tonino.
59
00:06:54,156 --> 00:06:59,509
I have important things to do, and Mimi must stay with me.
60
00:06:59,543 --> 00:07:02,768
- Where did he pick up these bad habits?!
- It certainly wasn't from me.
61
00:07:02,976 --> 00:07:06,497
He's serious, intelligent,
and doesn't think about women.
62
00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:10,104
- He's skilled as an accountant.
- Not a skill that I would want.
63
00:07:10,189 --> 00:07:12,611
You need to deal with Tonino.
64
00:07:13,070 --> 00:07:17,286
If you'll pay travel expenses,
I think we have a deal.
65
00:07:17,631 --> 00:07:22,157
Of course, I expect a proper means of travel.
A luxury car with a chauffeur...
66
00:07:22,228 --> 00:07:25,456
- So how much do you want?
- 40.000.
67
00:07:25,484 --> 00:07:28,578
Yeah, sure! 18.000...
68
00:07:28,892 --> 00:07:32,262
20.000 ?
69
00:07:32,847 --> 00:07:35,983
What's that perfume?
It has a terrible stench.
70
00:07:36,525 --> 00:07:41,061
It's an original French perfume.
Can't you tell?
71
00:07:42,285 --> 00:07:45,441
Here comes don Salvatore !
72
00:07:46,788 --> 00:07:50,047
Is this the car you want me
to use to pick up my grandson?
73
00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:53,379
3.000 lire isn't much money, don Salvatore.
74
00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:59,020
3.000 lire, plus fuel and meals.
What more do you want?
75
00:08:00,231 --> 00:08:03,390
If you like, you can sit in front!
76
00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:07,494
What? People might think we're related.
77
00:08:07,503 --> 00:08:10,539
Do you think this is the
first time I've been in a car?
78
00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:13,746
Let's get this straight.
I'm the master, and you're the driver.
79
00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:17,216
Cut the crap and get going.
80
00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:22,329
- Is the discomfort worth what you're saving?
- Mind your own business!
81
00:08:23,769 --> 00:08:27,497
It's good to have a priest in the family.
82
00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:31,220
You and my son might think so, but it isn't what...
83
00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:35,648
Stop at a newspaper stand...
I want to pick up an educational magazine.
84
00:08:37,597 --> 00:08:39,401
Why are you laughing?
85
00:08:39,650 --> 00:08:43,402
- I know what you mean by educational.
- The ends justify the means.
86
00:08:44,903 --> 00:08:49,142
And if it were possible, neither monks
nor I would allow a priest in the family.
87
00:08:49,971 --> 00:08:53,370
- What's gotten into you, don Salvatore ?
- Shut up and drive!
88
00:09:00,863 --> 00:09:05,292
Thanks, you bastards! Sons-of-bitches... !
89
00:09:10,496 --> 00:09:13,505
- I forgot to give you this.
- Thanks!
90
00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:18,467
If you feel tempted by looking at a
nude painting, you must be hard like a saint!
91
00:09:18,555 --> 00:09:21,200
Yeah... I'm hard all the time.
92
00:09:21,203 --> 00:09:25,069
Goodbye, Tonino!
93
00:09:25,488 --> 00:09:29,730
Here's your kindly grandfather.
He's come to take you home.
94
00:09:30,326 --> 00:09:34,359
Why aren't you waiting inside for Tonino?
95
00:09:34,829 --> 00:09:38,188
Instead of out here in the sun.
96
00:09:38,254 --> 00:09:40,291
- I'm allergic.
- Allergic?
97
00:09:40,771 --> 00:09:44,637
- Yes... I start sneezing.
- I know what you mean, my son.
98
00:09:44,799 --> 00:09:50,993
You should pray to God about it.
In the end we must all face him.
99
00:09:51,111 --> 00:09:54,383
- I will be just fine at the end...
- You're reading inflammatory magazines !?
100
00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:57,830
This is unbecoming a person of your age.
101
00:09:59,753 --> 00:10:04,278
You should be ashamed, don Salvatore!
Fornication is a mortal sin...
102
00:10:04,385 --> 00:10:07,313
...which your grandson has sworn to avoid.
103
00:10:07,644 --> 00:10:11,112
Go now.
104
00:10:11,163 --> 00:10:14,022
- May St. Anthony protect you.
- Grandpa!
105
00:10:14,097 --> 00:10:16,989
My Tonino!
106
00:10:17,844 --> 00:10:20,432
Let me give you a hug.
107
00:10:20,566 --> 00:10:25,403
- How do I look, Grandpa?
- You're a little pale...
108
00:10:25,443 --> 00:10:28,549
Get in... hurry.
109
00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:34,071
What? Come on, they won't bite you...
110
00:10:34,129 --> 00:10:38,355
Let's get going. You shouldn't
listen to what that priest said.
111
00:10:38,431 --> 00:10:42,029
A person who doesn't know
how to appreciate the works of God.
112
00:10:42,154 --> 00:10:45,662
I think that robe is what prevents it.
113
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,501
Trust me, boy... these are better than vitamins.
114
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:53,314
You like women?
115
00:10:53,407 --> 00:10:56,571
Don't tell me that these creatures are unholy.
116
00:10:56,599 --> 00:10:58,817
No, but there are some things I mustn't forget.
117
00:10:59,017 --> 00:11:01,078
I must respect my oath of chastity.
118
00:11:01,162 --> 00:11:08,519
What oath of chastity? You want
me to believe that women disgust you?
119
00:11:09,707 --> 00:11:12,786
Answer your grandfather.
You're breaking my heart.
120
00:11:14,262 --> 00:11:18,634
You're saying they don't disgust you?
121
00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:21,945
Now we can talk about....
122
00:11:22,489 --> 00:11:25,755
You began to rub yourself... ?
123
00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:29,931
Why are you looking at me like that?
Remember you're not talking to your confessor.
124
00:11:30,198 --> 00:11:32,434
Answer me!
125
00:11:32,787 --> 00:11:37,396
- I will not sin and that's that.
- It's a pity you can't do certain things.
126
00:11:37,978 --> 00:11:40,465
St. Anthony didn't think like that.
127
00:11:40,748 --> 00:11:44,437
You and St. Anthony...
what did you do at that school?
128
00:11:44,589 --> 00:11:49,136
Played football.
My idols are St. Anthony and Chenalia.
129
00:11:49,327 --> 00:11:53,705
Chenalia ? I never heard of that saint.
Is he any better?
130
00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:57,116
Let's stop at Lola's and get something to eat.
131
00:11:57,179 --> 00:12:02,035
There's no one at home except
Rosalia, and she turns my stomach.
132
00:12:02,871 --> 00:12:06,826
- Where are all the others?
- They're of no interest...
133
00:12:20,286 --> 00:12:24,033
Take your time, we want to arrive
when there aren't too many out on the street.
134
00:12:31,523 --> 00:12:33,100
God bless you !
135
00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:37,687
- What's going on ?
- There's some excitement.
136
00:12:37,746 --> 00:12:42,538
Love? He can't handle it.
I don't think it will work out.
137
00:12:43,519 --> 00:12:46,574
- How did it all begin?
- They met through correspondence.
138
00:12:46,723 --> 00:12:51,465
- How romantic...
- Oh hell, he didn't really write those letters.
139
00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:54,811
- Carmela's a bit strange.
- His first wife was a nice woman.
140
00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:58,921
- Yes, she was a nice woman.
- Why would she shoot herself over him?
141
00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:00,285
What happened?
142
00:13:00,743 --> 00:13:04,136
It seems they argued, and she shot herself.
143
00:13:04,641 --> 00:13:10,459
If you think about it, he's
not a bad catch - elegant and rich.
144
00:13:10,975 --> 00:13:14,665
- Here comes the groom.
- I'm curious to see the bride.
145
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:18,574
I've heard she's more beautiful than his first wife.
146
00:13:18,766 --> 00:13:22,867
- She'll cheat on him.
- That's punishable by a five-year sentence.
147
00:13:27,730 --> 00:13:31,177
- Baron!
- My respects!
148
00:13:31,873 --> 00:13:35,368
He and Carmela exchanged very romantic letters.
149
00:14:00,552 --> 00:14:05,179
... Baron Niscemi, whose family is
here to be united with Carmela's family.
150
00:14:05,239 --> 00:14:08,328
Thank you for your
interest in my father's fortune.
151
00:14:08,878 --> 00:14:13,215
Do you, Carmela Paterno,
give yourself in marriage to this man...
152
00:14:13,297 --> 00:14:19,325
...Vincenzo Niscemi, and agree to live by His Holy laws?
153
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,611
Yes.
154
00:14:22,057 --> 00:14:26,745
And do you, Vincenzo Niscemi,
give yourself to Carmela Paterno....
155
00:14:26,810 --> 00:14:29,782
She sounds sensual...
that's not a good sign for him.
156
00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:33,466
What do you think?
He's not too old for her?
157
00:14:34,049 --> 00:14:38,817
- I do.
- In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!
158
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:42,359
- His will be done!
- Amen!
159
00:14:54,913 --> 00:14:59,296
I made something good just for you.
Pasta with eggplant.
160
00:14:59,619 --> 00:15:03,872
I came to see you.
I'm not interested in the macaroni.
161
00:15:04,188 --> 00:15:07,637
What a woman...
162
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:11,355
Where's the funeral?
163
00:15:11,612 --> 00:15:16,191
- I pray for your soul.
- Pray for something more important.
164
00:15:20,822 --> 00:15:24,233
- Greetings!
- What an honor, don Salvatore !
165
00:15:24,849 --> 00:15:27,485
Look who I brought!
Come here, Tonino !
166
00:15:27,556 --> 00:15:30,806
Be careful with the boy,
he still has the smell of a saint.
167
00:15:30,948 --> 00:15:33,812
Those are the worst, it would be easier to...
168
00:15:33,944 --> 00:15:38,746
- Never! Where there's life, there's hope.
- Although hope never solved very much.
169
00:15:39,236 --> 00:15:43,170
Can I do something for this beautiful boy?
170
00:15:43,781 --> 00:15:48,227
I'll tell you later.
For now, let's enjoy this wonderful meal.
171
00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:51,705
Would you like to have her later, Tonino?
172
00:15:52,346 --> 00:15:55,888
You know something, don Salvatore?
Your grandson is nothing like his father.
173
00:15:55,945 --> 00:15:58,802
- Praise the Lord!
- Not at all.
174
00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:04,234
I've prepared a lunch you'll
be licking from your moustache.
175
00:16:04,315 --> 00:16:08,010
- A lunch only Lola can make.
- Thanks !
176
00:16:08,957 --> 00:16:12,842
Come !
177
00:16:13,115 --> 00:16:17,613
If you ever make love with her,
you'll discover what awaits in paradise.
178
00:16:19,427 --> 00:16:22,871
What's under here... ?
179
00:16:23,653 --> 00:16:26,887
Don Salvatore! Why do you still try?
180
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:31,953
You know what they say! When one
can no longer eat, thank God for smell.
181
00:16:32,478 --> 00:16:37,010
- Isn't that so, Tonino?
- Can't you see the poor boy's embarrassed?
182
00:16:37,771 --> 00:16:41,761
You shouldn't take your grandfather too
seriously, he talks about nothing but sex.
183
00:16:41,853 --> 00:16:44,981
It's a fixation.
184
00:16:47,129 --> 00:16:51,909
Why aren't you eating?
I'll come and help you.
185
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:03,438
I have a ripe olive for you.
It's ripe, so ripe...
186
00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:09,195
Isn't that good...
187
00:17:09,878 --> 00:17:13,458
That deserves a kiss....
188
00:17:21,554 --> 00:17:24,933
- Why are you running away?
- Where are you going?
189
00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:28,486
To the toilet!
190
00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:44,156
Look what has happened...
191
00:17:44,434 --> 00:17:47,981
Help me, Saint Anthony!
192
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:03,640
The family crest is two birds...
193
00:18:03,737 --> 00:18:08,581
...one is a dragon. There's
only one bird in this house.
194
00:18:12,454 --> 00:18:15,859
Hello!
195
00:18:15,933 --> 00:18:18,856
- It's Rosalia.
- Nice to meet you.
196
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:21,786
Come in, my dear!
197
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:27,194
What's the matter with you, Rosalia ?
You look stunned.
198
00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:34,045
This is your new home, Carmela.
I hope you like it.
199
00:18:52,292 --> 00:18:54,752
What do you think?
200
00:18:54,853 --> 00:18:57,853
Sorry... I broke one of them.
Would you like one, mama?
201
00:18:58,744 --> 00:19:01,084
May I show you the rest of the house?
202
00:19:01,989 --> 00:19:05,060
Maybe you'd like to change?
Come!
203
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,041
This dog has been deprived...
and has his vices...
204
00:19:09,428 --> 00:19:12,850
What do you say, is the house to your taste?
205
00:19:15,393 --> 00:19:19,378
The candles are the only thing that's soft around here...
206
00:19:19,476 --> 00:19:23,894
- Naturally, because of the heat.
- The house needs air conditioning.
207
00:19:26,004 --> 00:19:27,792
Air conditioning!?
208
00:19:32,363 --> 00:19:35,886
- It's Tonino.
- Tonino!?
209
00:19:37,201 --> 00:19:40,520
- Papa!
- Tonino!
210
00:19:43,286 --> 00:19:47,077
How you've grown, Tonino!
211
00:19:47,356 --> 00:19:51,425
You've become a man.
212
00:19:51,489 --> 00:19:56,797
Can't you answer your father, Tonino?
It completely slipped my mind to tell him... !
213
00:19:58,043 --> 00:20:02,842
I probably should have written you,
but it is certainly better to tell you in person.
214
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:07,940
You must understand that a
man can't live alone for the rest of his life.
215
00:20:08,237 --> 00:20:11,563
I re-married.
216
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:18,894
Look at me! You must learn to
love me, now that I'm your mother.
217
00:20:28,906 --> 00:20:34,128
You may call me mama!
Your mama!
218
00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:50,811
You act as if you'd
been bitten by a scorpion.
219
00:20:51,327 --> 00:20:55,974
Carmela's your mother now. There's nothing
wrong about a mother kissing her son, a priest.
220
00:20:55,974 --> 00:20:57,954
- Not yet.
- Not what?
221
00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:01,943
Not a priest.
Welcome, my daughter!
222
00:21:03,271 --> 00:21:08,272
Hey, papa!
May I continue to show Carmela the house?
223
00:21:08,312 --> 00:21:11,913
Would you allow me the honor?
I assure you, you're in good hands with me!
224
00:21:12,858 --> 00:21:18,357
Why didn't you put all this stuff away?
Carmela might have been surprised.
225
00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:39,994
Hold me more closely...
226
00:21:43,213 --> 00:21:47,285
Mama mia...
227
00:21:52,321 --> 00:21:56,410
Squeeze me hard, Carmela...
228
00:22:12,689 --> 00:22:15,762
You're sure to make a bad impression.
You eat like a pig.
229
00:22:20,994 --> 00:22:23,351
Good morning, athletes!
230
00:22:23,928 --> 00:22:26,984
Your new family gathered for breakfast.
231
00:22:27,053 --> 00:22:30,733
Good morning!
232
00:22:35,847 --> 00:22:39,277
I told you to eat more slowly.
233
00:23:25,496 --> 00:23:28,949
I only drink tea in the morning.
234
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:33,279
- What did you say?
- Tea.
235
00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:36,492
- English tea?
- Exactly.
236
00:23:36,563 --> 00:23:39,219
How continental...
237
00:23:39,651 --> 00:23:44,798
In this house we've had coffee with milk in
the morning, since the time of the dinosaurs ...
238
00:23:45,610 --> 00:23:49,249
Do they always eat as if it
were Christmas? It's disgusting.
239
00:23:49,425 --> 00:23:54,042
Tomorrow morning serve only tea and
biscuits. That goes for everyone. Is that clear?
240
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:56,460
Clear the table!
241
00:23:58,087 --> 00:24:01,401
- My treasure...
- Clean off your moustache!
242
00:24:03,754 --> 00:24:07,493
Do I have a something on my moustache?
243
00:24:23,148 --> 00:24:26,779
- What are you staring at?
- Nothing, I didn't see anything...
244
00:24:26,826 --> 00:24:29,959
I was just passing by.
I thought I might help you with something.
245
00:24:29,976 --> 00:24:33,039
Then come and give me a hand.
246
00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:38,581
What do we have here?
247
00:25:00,549 --> 00:25:04,793
What are you doing there?
Go up and collect some eggs.
248
00:25:06,709 --> 00:25:10,123
I want to make an omelet today.
249
00:25:19,581 --> 00:25:23,160
Be careful!
The poor dog!
250
00:25:27,295 --> 00:25:30,991
That robe is very becoming.
Did they give it to you at the seminary?
251
00:25:50,985 --> 00:25:54,200
I drink to your beauty, Carmela !
252
00:26:00,609 --> 00:26:04,514
What a symphony...
253
00:26:04,873 --> 00:26:09,457
What took you so long?
What were you doing in the loft with Carmela?
254
00:26:09,871 --> 00:26:13,434
- What are you talking about, grandpa?
- No offense. Just kidding!
255
00:26:14,257 --> 00:26:18,735
What game were you playing?
You're covered with feathers.
256
00:26:19,005 --> 00:26:22,522
- I fell off the ladder.
- And it happened on the ladder.
257
00:26:23,479 --> 00:26:27,423
- What do you mean?
- She was also covered with feathers and straw...
258
00:26:29,719 --> 00:26:33,133
- Come on, tell me!
- What?
259
00:26:33,782 --> 00:26:37,122
I know you've been watching her.
I can see that you like her...
260
00:26:37,795 --> 00:26:41,478
What's the big deal? That she's your mama?
Aroused by your mama... your mama... !
261
00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:46,987
What should I do when I accidentally
catch a glimpse of my daughter's ass?
262
00:26:47,031 --> 00:26:51,977
Should I say, "Don Salvatore,
don't look at your daughter's ass!"
263
00:27:12,579 --> 00:27:17,574
Ow!
Get your knee out of there, it hurts...
264
00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:42,460
Once today, and four times yesterday.
265
00:27:58,407 --> 00:28:04,389
- Again?
- Do you know how beautiful you are, Carmela?
266
00:28:06,892 --> 00:28:12,106
- Now tell me who I am.
- My love...
267
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,700
Don't hurt me....
268
00:28:21,889 --> 00:28:25,023
My Carmela...
269
00:28:27,597 --> 00:28:31,132
Oh, Carmela...
270
00:28:33,507 --> 00:28:37,680
Higher, Carmela...
271
00:30:13,551 --> 00:30:18,426
Where are you going?
Are you leaving me all alone?
272
00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:25,170
My Carmela, I'm only one man,
and you are consuming me...
273
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,338
"How to prolong your orgasm"
274
00:30:46,715 --> 00:30:51,359
My love!
275
00:30:54,536 --> 00:30:58,204
Darling!
276
00:30:59,784 --> 00:31:03,621
Honey!
277
00:31:06,466 --> 00:31:09,999
Why were you in the
bathroom so long, darling?
278
00:31:10,505 --> 00:31:15,529
I was looking in the
cabinet for some headache pills...
279
00:31:16,905 --> 00:31:20,155
There are three days
when I have a headache...
280
00:31:20,785 --> 00:31:25,294
Your headaches go away by themself. I don't
know of anything I can do to get rid of mine.
281
00:31:25,937 --> 00:31:30,991
It's terrible when I have a
headache, nothing works properly.
282
00:31:31,679 --> 00:31:35,049
So is it just your head that hurts?
283
00:31:35,116 --> 00:31:38,294
No... and as for what you're
referring to... that's working well.
284
00:31:38,773 --> 00:31:42,781
Anyway, I can't concentrate on what's not
working because I have other matters on my mind.
285
00:31:43,584 --> 00:31:46,568
- Where are you going?
- To see Tonino, we have to talk.
286
00:31:46,803 --> 00:31:49,997
- I'm worried... I have many questions for him.
- At this hour?
287
00:31:50,030 --> 00:31:52,818
Yes! At this hour, Carmela.
288
00:31:52,865 --> 00:31:55,849
Shut up, Fifi!
289
00:32:02,903 --> 00:32:06,379
- Nothing for three days... there goes papa.
- Tonino!
290
00:32:10,332 --> 00:32:12,813
- Tonino!
- Yes.
291
00:32:12,826 --> 00:32:16,126
Were you asleep?
Excuse me for a minute!
292
00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:26,561
- Do you have a purpose in life?
- Yes.
293
00:32:27,022 --> 00:32:30,069
To stay away from earthly pleasures.
So says Saint Anthony.
294
00:32:31,971 --> 00:32:36,126
So says Saint Anthony?
And what else does Saint Anthony say?
295
00:32:41,187 --> 00:32:43,948
Ah...
296
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:50,775
That's better than the original.
No one, not even my son, will notice...
297
00:32:58,181 --> 00:33:00,860
I've replaced the whole collection.
298
00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:08,328
The theft will never be detected...
299
00:33:39,877 --> 00:33:44,036
When Saint Anthony went into
the desert to be away from temptation...
300
00:33:44,476 --> 00:33:49,706
...the devil, disguised as a beautiful
woman, tried to tempt him into sin.
301
00:33:50,535 --> 00:33:53,772
What are you doing, papa?
Are you asleep? Go back to bed!
302
00:33:55,829 --> 00:33:59,287
No, I doubt even Saint Anthony
could untangle himself from...
303
00:33:59,816 --> 00:34:03,404
They didn't tell us about that at the seminary...
304
00:34:36,023 --> 00:34:39,129
My darling!
305
00:34:39,214 --> 00:34:42,831
Are you... ?
306
00:34:53,542 --> 00:34:57,269
What the hell!?
307
00:34:59,016 --> 00:35:02,120
- Who is that?
- It's me.
308
00:35:02,770 --> 00:35:06,214
- Mimi... what are you doing?
- Don't shoot.
309
00:35:06,214 --> 00:35:09,700
- What are you doing there?
- I slipped.
310
00:35:11,547 --> 00:35:14,940
God help us...
311
00:35:15,143 --> 00:35:18,381
- Were you setting the table for a midnight meal?
- Stop. You're bending the sausage.
312
00:35:19,260 --> 00:35:22,580
I needed to eat something,
I have an empty stomach...
313
00:35:23,119 --> 00:35:28,420
You'd have an empty stomach
after consuming a grocery store.
314
00:35:28,994 --> 00:35:33,126
You have to stop. You weigh
200 pounds now, and where will it end?
315
00:35:33,195 --> 00:35:36,374
I can't control myself.
316
00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:41,459
Rosalia, put all of this back in the kitchen,
and lock it up. Do you understand?
317
00:35:42,581 --> 00:35:47,071
This isn't a human being, it's a cannibal.
318
00:35:47,146 --> 00:35:51,023
Your appetite will never be satisfied.
319
00:35:53,604 --> 00:35:57,282
You've got a birthmark on your chest.
What is it, a butterfly?
320
00:35:57,345 --> 00:36:00,993
Watch where you put your hands, papa.
321
00:36:01,945 --> 00:36:05,003
And you... when will you start shaving?
322
00:36:06,295 --> 00:36:09,507
We'd better go...
323
00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:13,583
You gave me a scare.
Don't eat off the floor...
324
00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:18,069
Has Carmela put you under a spell?
You're not the only you...
325
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:35,407
Why don't you eat, Mimi ?
Having problems with your heart?
326
00:36:36,074 --> 00:36:40,228
You look like an invalid. Walking around the
house with those dark circles under your eyes...
327
00:36:43,617 --> 00:36:47,768
- Why the regular clothes?
- My robe has disappeared.
328
00:36:50,850 --> 00:36:54,209
And no one knows where it went.
329
00:36:54,258 --> 00:36:56,729
Do you know, grandpa?
330
00:36:56,806 --> 00:37:00,334
Me? What would I have to do
with your robe? I haven't touched it.
331
00:37:04,653 --> 00:37:08,029
- Good morning!
- Good morning!
332
00:37:08,066 --> 00:37:09,620
It's too cold.
333
00:37:09,621 --> 00:37:13,421
It's too cold, it's too hot,
it's too tight, it's too loose...
334
00:37:12,912 --> 00:37:15,606
Who do you think you are?
Some kind of princess? I quit...
335
00:37:16,247 --> 00:37:19,536
Come back here, Rosalia!
Don't be disrespectful.
336
00:37:19,617 --> 00:37:22,808
- I told you to come back.
- I'd rather be dead.
337
00:37:22,852 --> 00:37:26,697
She'll put the horns on our master, too.
And she'll smile when she does it.
338
00:37:26,892 --> 00:37:30,814
Did you hear what she said? What's this
talk about horns? It speaks of a betrayal...
339
00:37:30,971 --> 00:37:33,181
It's an old story.
340
00:37:33,525 --> 00:37:37,414
- In Sicily they kill for honor.
- So why not legalize it?
341
00:37:37,441 --> 00:37:41,207
- You can also rot in jail for five years.
- Is that why you never tried to get even?
342
00:37:41,263 --> 00:37:44,589
I told you, it's an old story.
343
00:37:45,046 --> 00:37:48,154
Is it just an old wive's tale
about the virility of Sicileans?
344
00:37:49,247 --> 00:37:53,069
You can be sure of it.
345
00:37:55,602 --> 00:37:58,385
Tonino, come help me.
346
00:37:58,695 --> 00:38:04,674
And the air conditioning! Since nothing
else is working, you've lost your memory too.
347
00:38:07,342 --> 00:38:10,902
What's got Carmela all worked up?
348
00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:15,752
It's another damned story...
349
00:38:16,581 --> 00:38:19,804
Your father won't tell me why you quit the seminary.
350
00:38:20,078 --> 00:38:23,949
- I didn't quit.
- Do you still mean to be a priest?
351
00:38:23,949 --> 00:38:27,075
If it is God's will.
352
00:38:27,103 --> 00:38:31,212
What is God's will?
Your calling?
353
00:38:31,408 --> 00:38:36,794
I don't understand why everyone in this
house is so concerned about my calling.
354
00:38:37,704 --> 00:38:41,355
- Maybe you don't understand their intent...
- What do you mean?
355
00:38:41,418 --> 00:38:44,229
You wouldn't understand.
356
00:38:45,192 --> 00:38:50,255
I can't lie to you. I know you
don't spend the nights in prayer.
357
00:38:51,806 --> 00:38:55,475
Tonino! Why are you running away?
358
00:38:57,326 --> 00:39:01,791
Where's Carmela? I wanted to tell her your
father went to Palermo for the air conditioning.
359
00:39:02,792 --> 00:39:08,830
Hey, Tonino! What's the matter?
Come back! Where are you going?
360
00:39:09,379 --> 00:39:13,150
I really don't understand that stupid boy.
361
00:39:29,679 --> 00:39:32,835
What can I do on a pension of 18.000 lire?
362
00:39:33,945 --> 00:39:37,859
I'm expecting a package from Lugano.
You were recommended.
363
00:39:40,570 --> 00:39:45,848
10.000 lire. It's expensive, but
it's good. It's the one my cousin uses.
364
00:39:45,875 --> 00:39:48,986
He says it makes you become like a Turk.
365
00:39:49,544 --> 00:39:53,253
What are you doing? You don't need identification.
I know who you are... Baron Niscemi.
366
00:40:00,492 --> 00:40:03,896
Please bring me a glass of wine, Tonino!
367
00:40:04,818 --> 00:40:08,096
Right away.
368
00:40:13,805 --> 00:40:16,880
Thanks!
369
00:40:23,805 --> 00:40:26,840
That's good for the blood.
Did Rosalia select this?
370
00:40:26,865 --> 00:40:30,943
No! It was Carmela.
371
00:40:31,511 --> 00:40:34,529
Carmela!
She is a breath of fresh air in this house.
372
00:40:34,529 --> 00:40:37,421
And what a beauty too...
373
00:40:37,470 --> 00:40:40,330
Let's take a little walk,
I have a lot to discuss with you.
374
00:40:42,769 --> 00:40:48,044
You think I don't know?
You like Carmela. Even saints can learn...
375
00:40:48,048 --> 00:40:51,150
If a saint can't learn, then he's no good.
376
00:40:51,645 --> 00:40:54,281
And once he becomes educated,
would he still want to remain holy?
377
00:40:54,316 --> 00:40:55,972
If you were in my place...
378
00:40:56,173 --> 00:40:58,373
...and if you were in my place...
379
00:40:58,514 --> 00:41:02,168
You know what I'd have done in your place?
I at least make sure I was experienced once.
380
00:41:02,328 --> 00:41:05,063
- Why bother?
- To see if I liked to fuck!
381
00:41:05,835 --> 00:41:09,374
- Carmela isn't the only woman in the world.
- Rosalia?
382
00:41:09,446 --> 00:41:13,033
Why Rosalia ?
Even if she was attractive.
383
00:41:13,503 --> 00:41:17,282
I'm thinking about Lola.
If you want her, I'll talk to her.
384
00:41:17,371 --> 00:41:21,165
You will surely be successful with her.
It's only a matter of money.
385
00:41:21,211 --> 00:41:23,147
I'll set it up for tonight.
386
00:41:24,848 --> 00:41:26,048
Tonight...
387
00:41:27,128 --> 00:41:31,681
- Who did you rob to get the money?
- Tonino... how can you talk like that?
388
00:41:32,482 --> 00:41:37,345
I don't need to tell you to keep this quiet.
If your father learns I set you up with a woman...
389
00:41:38,494 --> 00:41:42,111
- It isn't working?
- What isn't?
390
00:41:42,860 --> 00:41:46,545
His sex drive...
391
00:41:46,897 --> 00:41:50,942
Has someone been tampering with my cream?
392
00:41:56,243 --> 00:41:59,559
Damn, it's in Chinese...
393
00:41:59,634 --> 00:42:03,135
and German, and French, and Portuguese.
394
00:42:03,871 --> 00:42:10,698
"The benefit of this product is
that it will increase a man's virility."
395
00:42:11,190 --> 00:42:14,229
That's what we want!
396
00:42:14,609 --> 00:42:19,229
And now... before us... Carmela!
397
00:42:23,512 --> 00:42:27,277
Tonight, you see before you a new man... a Turk!
398
00:42:29,657 --> 00:42:34,788
You have my word, Carmela,
tonight you'll be seeing stars...
399
00:42:35,410 --> 00:42:39,232
I feel like I'm drunk with happiness,
hungry... unstoppable...
400
00:42:39,522 --> 00:42:42,786
I feel like a powerful barbarian...
401
00:42:43,136 --> 00:42:46,246
What am I saying? A bird of prey...
402
00:42:46,747 --> 00:42:50,393
Maybe even a bull...
403
00:42:50,940 --> 00:42:55,511
Come, my Carmela!
Let me gaze upon your beauty.
404
00:42:56,267 --> 00:43:00,172
Come to bed! Come to me...
405
00:43:09,192 --> 00:43:13,548
Is that it?
406
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,296
Forgive me, my Carmela!
407
00:43:21,391 --> 00:43:25,048
I want to be with you,
with you I feel good and...
408
00:43:25,106 --> 00:43:28,657
I've given you all the
comforts: a television, a refrigerator...
409
00:43:29,216 --> 00:43:33,514
I want to give you my body,
my Carmela, but I cannot.
410
00:43:35,072 --> 00:43:38,419
Why are you so insensitive to my pain...
411
00:43:51,902 --> 00:43:55,454
Not tonight...
412
00:44:13,295 --> 00:44:14,651
Who is it?
413
00:44:15,821 --> 00:44:20,087
- Tonino, guess what has happened...
- What happened, Grandpa?
414
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:23,480
A miracle.
415
00:44:24,055 --> 00:44:27,932
Three hours stiff and straight.
Hard, firm...
416
00:44:28,010 --> 00:44:31,021
It seems it's made of iron, like the Eiffel tower.
417
00:44:31,468 --> 00:44:34,717
Blessed "Vigor"!
What a cream... !
418
00:44:35,044 --> 00:44:38,589
- What can I do?
- Help me, Tonino !
419
00:44:38,603 --> 00:44:42,907
Take me to Lola! Let's see
what she can do with this monument.
420
00:44:42,925 --> 00:44:45,495
- At this hour?
- Yes, at this hour!
421
00:44:48,024 --> 00:44:51,063
- Did you think we should pray?
- What's there to pray for?
422
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:55,311
Lola knows more
about this business than God.
423
00:44:55,338 --> 00:44:58,636
Go wake up Mimi... we'll need his car.
424
00:45:13,742 --> 00:45:17,945
You're in for a big surprise, Lola!
425
00:45:33,055 --> 00:45:36,951
Oh God! Who is it?
426
00:45:37,286 --> 00:45:41,085
- What do you want?
- We're looking for Lola.
427
00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:47,196
They're looking for you, Lola!
428
00:45:47,417 --> 00:45:51,560
- Wake up! I have a caller.
- Please, let me sleep.
429
00:45:51,983 --> 00:45:55,322
Someone is here.
430
00:45:55,397 --> 00:45:58,674
- Who is it?
- It's don Salvatore, he wants to come up.
431
00:45:58,787 --> 00:46:02,323
- I'm sorry, but I can't see him.
- 5000.
432
00:46:02,588 --> 00:46:06,386
It's urgent! I'm desperate... Lola !
433
00:46:06,678 --> 00:46:10,960
- Can't it wait until tomorrow?
- Now! Immediately!
434
00:46:11,139 --> 00:46:14,483
- I'll give you 10.000.
- You can come up in 5 minutes.
435
00:46:16,456 --> 00:46:21,230
Oh my! That's enormous... !
436
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:26,317
Don Salvatore, has it been a
long time since this happened?
437
00:46:27,043 --> 00:46:32,773
Since 1940...1950...
438
00:46:32,819 --> 00:46:35,925
Okay, let's not talk about that...
439
00:46:40,632 --> 00:46:44,785
- Have you tried cold water?
- I don't want to catch pneumonia.
440
00:46:44,973 --> 00:46:49,634
- Can't you do... anything?
- Anything?
- Anything.
441
00:46:52,084 --> 00:46:57,123
- Have you tried not thinking about it?
- How can I do that without thinking about it?
442
00:47:08,702 --> 00:47:12,200
You boys... go out and get some fresh air.
443
00:47:12,491 --> 00:47:15,376
Out!
444
00:47:15,376 --> 00:47:18,846
- Don't leave me, Tonino!
- No, you have to go too, Tonino.
445
00:47:26,854 --> 00:47:30,598
Move it!
446
00:47:42,215 --> 00:47:45,260
How could I ignore something
like this, don Salvatore... !
447
00:47:45,261 --> 00:47:47,300
That's right!
448
00:48:07,117 --> 00:48:10,764
God, forgive these sinners...
449
00:48:16,868 --> 00:48:19,956
- It's Grandpa.
- It's not Grandpa, it's the witch.
450
00:48:20,522 --> 00:48:24,766
How could this happen?
He's always active... day and night...
451
00:48:24,844 --> 00:48:27,306
- Tonino, Mimi... come quickly.
- Come on!
452
00:48:27,306 --> 00:48:31,342
Help! Tonino, Mimi!
It wasn't my fault.
453
00:48:31,389 --> 00:48:34,796
- Oh God... !
- Grandfather!
454
00:48:34,841 --> 00:48:37,862
- It struck him all of a sudden.
- Now what'll we do?
455
00:48:37,904 --> 00:48:41,560
Take him to the hospital.
456
00:48:42,067 --> 00:48:46,045
Slowly.
457
00:48:46,056 --> 00:48:50,137
Slow down, don't hurt him.
458
00:49:11,038 --> 00:49:13,138
Good morning, madam.
459
00:49:13,435 --> 00:49:15,633
Let us look at the registry.
Are you sure?
460
00:49:17,310 --> 00:49:20,435
- May I come in?
- Are you related?
461
00:49:20,482 --> 00:49:23,739
- I'm his son.
- Come in. Step closer!
462
00:49:28,412 --> 00:49:31,827
- Did you think you'd find me dead?
- Why are talking like that, papa?
463
00:49:31,882 --> 00:49:35,684
- I may be ready for the graveyard...
- Be quiet!
464
00:49:35,704 --> 00:49:39,226
...but I can say that I'm still a real man!
465
00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:42,142
- The cream belonged to your son?
- Yes.
466
00:49:45,341 --> 00:49:49,784
My friend, you don't
have to worry about your father.
467
00:49:49,867 --> 00:49:53,335
He should be home in two or three weeks.
468
00:49:53,616 --> 00:49:56,704
I'm amazed that he's still...
469
00:50:00,019 --> 00:50:03,090
- What is it called?
- What?
470
00:50:03,662 --> 00:50:07,070
The cream!
471
00:50:07,152 --> 00:50:10,204
- It's called "Vigor".
- Where did you get it?
472
00:50:10,288 --> 00:50:13,737
Mail order. I'm sure
that it came through the mail.
473
00:50:14,808 --> 00:50:18,041
Take it to the lab and have it analyzed.
474
00:50:18,626 --> 00:50:21,681
- My father is ill, Doctor.
- I could say that about you.
475
00:50:22,179 --> 00:50:25,870
I'd like to see the results.
476
00:50:29,711 --> 00:50:33,030
Mother of God, it's hot... !
477
00:50:38,986 --> 00:50:42,315
Hold it properly or leave.
478
00:50:51,328 --> 00:50:55,307
- What are you doing, smelling me?
- I like the smell of tomatoes.
479
00:50:55,364 --> 00:50:58,461
I don't know how you can smell
the tomatoes, I smell like sweat.
480
00:51:02,345 --> 00:51:05,224
- Be careful!
- I'm sorry!
481
00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:15,366
It tastes good.
482
00:51:24,289 --> 00:51:26,623
What are you doing?
I'm not your lunch.
483
00:51:34,198 --> 00:51:38,046
May I set the table, madam?
484
00:51:38,609 --> 00:51:42,953
Yes, for Tonino and myself, Vincenzo hasn't
returned yet, and Mimi has the flu.
485
00:51:43,490 --> 00:51:48,823
I could have sworn it was just indigestion.
486
00:51:49,389 --> 00:51:52,392
How could it be the flu?
He'd have eaten the germs.
487
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:24,931
They won't miss these fines...
488
00:55:28,650 --> 00:55:33,259
I had to pay 300.000 lire for the
analysis, and what did it tell me... ?
489
00:55:33,359 --> 00:55:36,888
I don't like how his heart is beating...
490
00:55:37,234 --> 00:55:41,000
Who wants to marry just to move the furniture...
491
00:55:42,058 --> 00:55:46,202
I need to prove to myself what
happened was a fluke. I'll do it right now.
492
00:55:46,690 --> 00:55:51,612
We'll just see if Baron Niscemi has
something that isn't working right.
493
00:55:54,275 --> 00:56:01,580
You're my witness that I did it twice today.
494
00:56:02,073 --> 00:56:06,808
This has cleared things up.
495
00:56:07,370 --> 00:56:12,717
It's what I needed to be back in command -
morning, afternoon or evening...
496
00:56:12,867 --> 00:56:15,925
It could happen to anyone who has had a problem.
497
00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:19,476
Carmela turned it into a complex.
498
00:56:22,791 --> 00:56:27,445
I'm ready to do things worthy of a whore....
499
00:56:28,375 --> 00:56:33,461
Carmela needs to work from dawn to dusk,
so she'll be tired and sleep at night.
500
00:56:33,937 --> 00:56:38,695
Women should work all the time,
anyone who thinks otherwise is a fool.
501
00:56:38,904 --> 00:56:42,993
I'll be damned!
That's right... you're right!
502
00:57:16,888 --> 00:57:20,629
Let's paint the other wall.
503
00:57:53,624 --> 00:57:56,904
What are you doing? Resting while I work?!
504
00:57:56,964 --> 00:58:00,286
Pardon me, I'll be right there to help you!
505
00:58:01,940 --> 00:58:05,025
Then help me wipe this off.
506
00:58:05,038 --> 00:58:08,111
- Why don't you ask Rosalia ?
- Why should I?
507
00:58:08,119 --> 00:58:11,499
Are you the only one in this
house afraid to touch a woman?
508
00:58:13,296 --> 00:58:16,412
Go ahead, wipe it off!
509
00:58:27,733 --> 00:58:31,122
Is this okay?
510
00:58:33,449 --> 00:58:39,048
Press harder, or it won't do any good.
511
00:58:47,339 --> 00:58:51,680
Is that better?
512
00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:18,190
You like that? You whore!
513
00:59:19,901 --> 00:59:22,813
- What did you say?
- Whore!
514
00:59:23,731 --> 00:59:27,108
Go take a bath and then
take back what you said!
515
00:59:34,525 --> 00:59:37,707
- You can't come in.
- Why not?
516
00:59:37,772 --> 00:59:40,822
Why did you put the chair against the door?
517
00:59:41,247 --> 00:59:44,449
Are you afraid to be seen naked?
518
00:59:44,710 --> 00:59:47,851
- Or do you have something to hide?!
- Go away!
519
00:59:48,921 --> 00:59:52,143
Why did you treat me so badly just now?
520
00:59:52,344 --> 00:59:55,941
If you'd rather not think of me as a mother,
then think of me as a girlfriend.
521
00:59:56,070 --> 00:59:59,447
You're not my mother, and you're not
my friend. I don't need friends like you.
522
00:59:59,942 --> 01:00:02,662
Wait! I can wash you myself!
523
01:00:02,677 --> 01:00:04,998
- I don't want this!
- Why not?
524
01:00:05,066 --> 01:00:08,136
Stop it!
525
01:00:12,323 --> 01:00:16,800
See... I don't bite.
We'd better soap you down.
526
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,530
Allow me!
527
01:00:22,537 --> 01:00:27,034
- And this is how we wash little children.
- I don't want to.
528
01:00:27,529 --> 01:00:31,020
I don't want to...
529
01:00:31,627 --> 01:00:34,667
Let me!
530
01:00:35,628 --> 01:00:37,261
You got soap in my eyes.
531
01:00:37,362 --> 01:00:40,262
And you've just learned
what it means to be a whore.
532
01:00:39,993 --> 01:00:41,627
Whore!
533
01:00:50,596 --> 01:00:54,045
Whore!
534
01:01:11,374 --> 01:01:14,563
Mimi, it's nothing. Just a
letter from the commandant.
535
01:01:14,807 --> 01:01:18,818
You're going to enjoy this.
Everyone is happy to do military service.
536
01:01:19,459 --> 01:01:23,086
- Don't make a scene, Mimi.
- I don't want to do military service.
537
01:01:23,139 --> 01:01:25,873
May I know what's going on?!
538
01:01:25,928 --> 01:01:29,241
What is this? He's been called up.
That's the last straw.
539
01:01:29,285 --> 01:01:32,309
What's all the uproar?
540
01:01:32,376 --> 01:01:37,093
There's no need to cry, Mimi.
They will have to tell me what you'll be doing.
541
01:01:37,954 --> 01:01:41,781
I can call a friend of mine and have
you posted somewhere close to home.
542
01:01:42,193 --> 01:01:45,012
You know I have many
connections with important people.
543
01:01:45,588 --> 01:01:49,410
All I have to is make a call
and you'll be taken care of.
544
01:01:50,022 --> 01:01:54,241
We mustn't despair,
you're the elder son of Baron Niscemi.
545
01:01:57,424 --> 01:02:00,490
Close to home... and I'm sent to Bassano...
546
01:02:00,546 --> 01:02:04,462
Stop crying. You look
good in that mountain uniform.
547
01:02:04,465 --> 01:02:08,200
What will you be doing, son?
Tell them you need to have a sedentary job.
548
01:02:09,255 --> 01:02:14,548
When you come back,
I'll make you some cannoli.
549
01:02:14,656 --> 01:02:17,104
Just the way you like it, Mimi.
550
01:02:19,256 --> 01:02:23,388
Have you found your seat, Mimi ?
551
01:02:23,464 --> 01:02:25,553
What's this? Food?
552
01:02:32,356 --> 01:02:36,432
He got a whiff of the sausages...
553
01:02:36,473 --> 01:02:40,488
- It's good!
- Goodbye, Mimi !
554
01:02:40,515 --> 01:02:45,056
Take care of yourself, Mimi.
555
01:02:45,184 --> 01:02:48,350
Don't forget to write, Mimi...
556
01:03:05,972 --> 01:03:09,424
- Madam!
- What?
557
01:03:09,581 --> 01:03:13,912
The workmen are here and want to speak with you.
558
01:03:14,584 --> 01:03:20,399
- Let me put something on.
- Don't bother, they'll be on the roof...
559
01:03:21,134 --> 01:03:25,594
Very good! Call me when they've finished.
I want to make sure everything is done properly.
560
01:04:04,808 --> 01:04:10,679
- Help me!
- I can't reach you.
561
01:04:11,394 --> 01:04:15,110
Come on, don't cause problems.
562
01:04:57,175 --> 01:05:02,980
Tonino... why are you dressed like that?
563
01:05:03,863 --> 01:05:08,301
It looks like a suit for first communion...
564
01:05:09,856 --> 01:05:14,493
Stop laughing!
Please don't make fun of me.
565
01:05:23,729 --> 01:05:26,827
- Why did you allow them to look at you?
- Why, are you jealous?
566
01:05:27,072 --> 01:05:30,744
If this keeps up, you're going to explode.
567
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:36,176
You'll make me die of laughter.
568
01:05:47,787 --> 01:05:50,999
What do you want from me?
First you draw me to the well, ...
569
01:05:51,100 --> 01:05:53,900
...then turn me away
every time I try to take a drink?
570
01:05:54,594 --> 01:05:59,115
Are you having fun?
You think I can't use this?
571
01:06:03,046 --> 01:06:08,284
Carmela... you know what I think?
I think you really do want to fuck me.
572
01:06:10,102 --> 01:06:14,033
What are you looking at, Saint Anthony?
Certainly not another saint.
573
01:06:38,383 --> 01:06:42,117
- How are you, Grandpa?
- What a nice surprise, Tonino.
574
01:06:43,274 --> 01:06:46,986
Look!
I brought you some fruit and some sweets.
575
01:06:47,452 --> 01:06:50,817
Is it Christmas?
576
01:06:50,997 --> 01:06:53,701
- So how are you?
- So so.
577
01:06:53,792 --> 01:06:58,248
I never liked hospitals.
They smell of disinfectant and death.
578
01:06:58,329 --> 01:07:02,440
It's better not to think about it.
How are things going with you?
579
01:07:02,529 --> 01:07:08,067
- What do you mean?
- How's it going with Carmela?
580
01:07:08,368 --> 01:07:11,784
- It's a problem... a serious one.
- Meaning what?
581
01:07:12,078 --> 01:07:16,463
You were right. I need to
discover what kind of man I am.
582
01:07:16,667 --> 01:07:19,966
Saint or sinner?
583
01:07:21,989 --> 01:07:25,689
Turn over so I can give
you an injection, don Salvatore.
584
01:07:26,221 --> 01:07:30,114
Getting old is a bitch!
The only thing that interests me any more...
585
01:07:30,117 --> 01:07:32,589
...is women and their asses.
586
01:07:32,722 --> 01:07:35,453
You're always free to die.
587
01:07:37,853 --> 01:07:41,467
- Your hurting my ass.
- Easy, easy...
588
01:07:41,682 --> 01:07:45,083
Be careful with those hands.
What do you take me for?
589
01:07:46,427 --> 01:07:49,445
- My nephew, Tonino!
- What a beautiful boy!
590
01:07:50,846 --> 01:07:54,937
Tell them he needs to
quiet down and get more rest.
591
01:07:54,918 --> 01:07:58,386
You don't need to be
thinking about sex all the time.
592
01:07:58,559 --> 01:08:03,218
- What? We were talking about my walking stick.
- Grandpa...
593
01:08:03,642 --> 01:08:07,190
You just can't bring yourself to talk about it!
594
01:08:20,906 --> 01:08:24,052
- Where is Lola ?
- Give me a hand!
595
01:08:24,107 --> 01:08:27,366
- I'm in a hurry. Where is Lola ?
- In the kitchen.
596
01:08:30,517 --> 01:08:33,187
Fuck you!
597
01:08:33,291 --> 01:08:35,755
You and the damned cart.
598
01:08:38,237 --> 01:08:41,994
So you've made up your mind! Arrive in a taxi,
and you look like a regular gentleman from town.
599
01:08:43,432 --> 01:08:46,530
I spoke with my grandfather,
and he told me to come here quickly.
600
01:08:46,766 --> 01:08:49,810
- He gave me this letter.
- It's for me?
601
01:08:49,862 --> 01:08:53,373
Yes!
602
01:08:53,730 --> 01:08:56,546
How is don Salvatore?
Is he doing any better?
603
01:08:56,976 --> 01:09:00,508
- I'm not sure. He's getting treatment.
- Let's see what this says.
604
01:09:01,052 --> 01:09:05,560
"You must do me a favor,
this boy needs to lose his virginity."
605
01:09:05,999 --> 01:09:08,995
"I'm sending you 10.000 lire
and a slap on the ass."
606
01:09:10,990 --> 01:09:14,011
Tell him I'm doing this for
free, as a favor to don Salvatore.
607
01:09:14,043 --> 01:09:17,334
You're to return here at ten this evening.
608
01:09:17,402 --> 01:09:20,058
You need to use your tool, Tonino.
609
01:09:20,099 --> 01:09:24,130
At your age, no matter the
situation, you only need to touch it to...
610
01:10:03,305 --> 01:10:07,273
What are you doing there?
I'll tell your father.
611
01:10:39,264 --> 01:10:44,246
What are you doing in here, Tonino?
Ah... looking at the photograph!
612
01:10:44,294 --> 01:10:47,651
You won't let you escape this time.
And your father isn't around.
613
01:10:47,748 --> 01:10:51,333
Don't try to talk your way out...
614
01:10:56,542 --> 01:10:59,587
You can't get by me...
615
01:10:59,869 --> 01:11:03,687
Don't move.
616
01:11:25,642 --> 01:11:29,425
Leave...
617
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:33,037
Look here, Carmela!
I have a surprise for you.
618
01:11:33,505 --> 01:11:37,290
Two tickets to a party at City Hall.
619
01:11:37,543 --> 01:11:41,391
We'll be there with the wife of the president.
You must look your most beautiful.
620
01:11:43,794 --> 01:11:47,056
- How elegant you are!
- Thank you!
621
01:11:47,500 --> 01:11:51,711
- You can go to bed.
- You can watch television, if you like.
622
01:11:51,780 --> 01:11:54,946
You are very good...
623
01:12:46,878 --> 01:12:50,035
What innocent soul do we have here...
624
01:12:53,624 --> 01:12:57,373
You're about to learn about
the pleasures of life, young man...
625
01:13:00,314 --> 01:13:04,354
Sink your teeth into these...
626
01:13:07,265 --> 01:13:10,472
Where do you think you're going?
627
01:13:15,999 --> 01:13:20,137
You get back into that bed ...
628
01:13:25,109 --> 01:13:29,582
You're sweet....
629
01:13:30,275 --> 01:13:33,980
Let's see what you've got...
630
01:13:47,241 --> 01:13:51,529
What is this, a corpse? Nothing
like this has ever happened with me.
631
01:13:51,837 --> 01:13:55,370
You can ask anyone about Lola.
632
01:13:55,611 --> 01:13:57,621
You can ask your grandfather.
633
01:13:57,807 --> 01:14:03,734
They come from all over Sicily for Lola.
Lola could make the tower of Pisa stand up.
634
01:14:05,698 --> 01:14:10,489
Maybe you should have stayed
in that robe, and become a eunich.
635
01:14:10,974 --> 01:14:13,489
No! I want to become a man.
636
01:14:29,225 --> 01:14:33,591
You feel so smooth... like the fruit of love.
637
01:14:34,123 --> 01:14:38,407
I want you to know... this is
what your grandfather really likes.
638
01:14:41,722 --> 01:14:45,201
Grandfather enjoys that... !?
639
01:14:47,645 --> 01:14:52,278
Now don't move...
640
01:14:53,168 --> 01:14:56,176
Look at me...
641
01:14:57,144 --> 01:15:01,840
Look what's coming...
642
01:15:03,408 --> 01:15:06,964
One, two...
643
01:15:07,065 --> 01:15:11,586
Shameless seminarist!
Has it come to this... a damned whore?!
644
01:15:12,244 --> 01:15:14,599
One, two...
645
01:15:15,952 --> 01:15:19,937
Kiss me!
646
01:15:30,709 --> 01:15:34,504
You stupid idiot!
Come back here! Where are you going?
647
01:15:34,745 --> 01:15:38,173
Come back and we'll try again.
648
01:15:38,209 --> 01:15:40,713
You have to learn...
649
01:15:49,634 --> 01:15:53,517
Who locked the door?
That's all I need.
650
01:16:52,509 --> 01:16:55,537
Stop! Hands up, or I'll shoot! !
651
01:16:56,833 --> 01:16:59,343
Tonino... !?
652
01:16:59,735 --> 01:17:03,010
What are you doing, Tonino?
653
01:17:03,104 --> 01:17:06,161
Answer me, Tonino!
What are you doing here?
654
01:17:06,654 --> 01:17:09,861
Can't you see he's praying?
He probably had a vision of the Holy Virgin.
655
01:17:10,522 --> 01:17:14,204
The Holy Virgin!?
We could be ruined!
656
01:17:14,283 --> 01:17:20,541
Excuse me, but do you realize
what will happen if anyone hears us?!
657
01:17:21,245 --> 01:17:25,349
They'll all come here, and then there'll
be nothing left of the orange crop.
658
01:17:28,903 --> 01:17:35,606
You see, Uncle, it could be useful
to me to have a saint in the family.
659
01:17:36,127 --> 01:17:41,423
I could label my boxes of oranges as "Blessed Fruit".
660
01:17:41,857 --> 01:17:45,610
That would be a sin, and
who do you think would stand for it?
661
01:17:46,130 --> 01:17:49,241
I admit, it could be a golden opportunity,...
662
01:17:49,286 --> 01:17:53,096
...but some people might take offense.
663
01:17:53,550 --> 01:17:56,934
Even though you just want to make
a profit, what would they say about you?!
664
01:17:57,429 --> 01:18:01,584
Write a nice letter and see
if they'll agree to take Tonino back.
665
01:18:02,026 --> 01:18:05,480
Have you seen what a state Tonino is in?
666
01:18:05,576 --> 01:18:09,333
He gets more pale with each passing day.
667
01:18:11,036 --> 01:18:14,387
He's going through puberty... this is normal.
668
01:18:24,823 --> 01:18:28,281
- What are you doing?
- Do you want to do it?
669
01:18:28,361 --> 01:18:34,404
- Doesn't this seem a little too soon?
- What's with this new program?
670
01:18:34,454 --> 01:18:37,971
- Have you forgotten about the Holy Virgin?
- What are you talking about?
671
01:18:38,051 --> 01:18:41,695
Maybe the Holy Virgin has appeared to Tonino.
672
01:18:41,761 --> 01:18:45,216
It might be better if we wait
until he goes back to the seminary.
673
01:18:45,896 --> 01:18:49,086
If this has something to do
with the holy spirit moving among us...
674
01:18:49,827 --> 01:18:53,294
It's better that we wait patiently to know.
675
01:18:57,788 --> 01:19:00,427
Sorry...
676
01:19:16,626 --> 01:19:20,506
- Carmela!
- What is it?
677
01:19:20,644 --> 01:19:23,554
Mama mia....
678
01:19:29,667 --> 01:19:31,488
Don't disturb him.
679
01:19:31,653 --> 01:19:37,156
I want to speak with each of you... alone.
680
01:19:37,210 --> 01:19:41,014
We mustn't excite him.
681
01:19:41,888 --> 01:19:44,635
Tonino!
682
01:19:52,119 --> 01:19:56,394
How did it go with Lola?
683
01:19:57,270 --> 01:20:01,617
- Fine!
- You've done everything?
684
01:20:01,766 --> 01:20:05,356
Not everything, but we've just started.
685
01:20:05,870 --> 01:20:10,122
Now that you've started...
686
01:20:10,182 --> 01:20:16,131
It's nice to make love,
but you still don't seem to understand.
687
01:20:17,189 --> 01:20:23,307
I would have liked to die while making love.
688
01:20:24,249 --> 01:20:28,140
- Will you do me a favor?
- Whatever you want, Grandfather.
689
01:20:28,206 --> 01:20:32,510
Don't become a priest.
690
01:20:33,516 --> 01:20:39,551
- But what of my calling?
- You're true calling is women.
691
01:20:40,777 --> 01:20:44,830
Perhaps Lola isn't your kind of woman...
692
01:20:48,662 --> 01:20:52,536
- You must save Tonino!
- What can I do?
693
01:20:55,211 --> 01:20:58,037
Make love to him.
694
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:05,399
What are you saying, Don Salvatore !?
695
01:21:06,293 --> 01:21:10,119
Let me hold your hand, my Carmela!
696
01:21:12,176 --> 01:21:15,712
Share your strength with me.
697
01:21:16,326 --> 01:21:19,477
That's it...
698
01:21:19,537 --> 01:21:25,380
It's true,
I'm a little afraid of dying.
699
01:21:26,618 --> 01:21:30,868
It seems I have more
courage holding your hand.
700
01:21:33,792 --> 01:21:40,214
I leave my life in these beautiful
hands in return for your promise.
701
01:21:41,806 --> 01:21:45,427
It will remain our secret.
702
01:21:47,660 --> 01:21:51,474
Do it for me, it's important.
703
01:21:51,759 --> 01:21:56,121
Don't cry. Now I can die happy...
704
01:21:57,828 --> 01:22:01,715
Smile!
705
01:22:24,242 --> 01:22:28,244
It slipped out of my hands.
706
01:22:34,272 --> 01:22:37,882
- Has any news come from the seminary?
- Not yet, my dear.
707
01:22:38,223 --> 01:22:41,564
What do you mean?
A letter arrived three days ago.
708
01:22:41,601 --> 01:22:45,163
- From the seminary?
- Yes, the one you described to me.
709
01:22:45,859 --> 01:22:48,744
The seminary for the saints
who walk the path of Jesus.
710
01:22:49,741 --> 01:22:53,973
How is this possible?
Why am I always the last to find out?
711
01:22:54,504 --> 01:22:58,774
How many times have I told you, letters
that arrive for me are to be placed on the table.
712
01:22:58,872 --> 01:23:02,331
- Who put them there?
- How do I know? It wasn't me.
713
01:23:02,353 --> 01:23:05,616
I guess they found it...
714
01:23:12,345 --> 01:23:16,601
The director says to bring Tonino back.
715
01:23:16,653 --> 01:23:20,386
He was surprised to hear
of the story of the Holy Virgin...
716
01:23:21,388 --> 01:23:24,655
Are you happy now?
It was what you wanted.
717
01:23:25,185 --> 01:23:29,690
Tonino, a calling is something
you either have, or you don't have.
718
01:23:30,902 --> 01:23:33,669
I'm sure you have the calling.
719
01:23:34,662 --> 01:23:38,924
I'm going into town, Carmela, to do some work.
When I get back, I'll take Tonino to the seminary.
720
01:23:39,370 --> 01:23:42,495
Would you take Rosalia
to do some shopping?
721
01:23:43,116 --> 01:23:46,084
I'll be back in a few hours.
Goodbye, my dear!
722
01:23:46,616 --> 01:23:51,521
- Hurry up, Rosalia, I'm going to be late.
- I'll be right there.
723
01:24:09,337 --> 01:24:13,337
Leave that! I'll attend to it.
724
01:24:43,038 --> 01:24:47,025
I never believed the story of the vision.
725
01:24:47,233 --> 01:24:51,272
- Are you going to tell papa?
- No!
726
01:24:52,028 --> 01:24:56,462
I won't say anything.
727
01:24:56,630 --> 01:25:01,268
Your promise, Carmela... !
728
01:28:12,394 --> 01:28:14,790
Carmela!
729
01:28:14,891 --> 01:28:17,691
My work was not in vain.
730
01:28:17,837 --> 01:28:19,554
Carmela!
731
01:28:22,559 --> 01:28:27,032
- Carmela?
- What is it?
732
01:28:27,117 --> 01:28:30,362
- Were you sleeping?
- Yes, I was in bed.
733
01:28:30,914 --> 01:28:34,750
- I wanted to tell you the cow had its calf.
- What did you say?
734
01:28:35,402 --> 01:28:39,081
The cow had a calf, my dear.
735
01:28:40,102 --> 01:28:46,584
She gave birth to a beautiful calf.
It even had horns.
736
01:28:47,104 --> 01:28:49,732
What would you have
preferred on its head, a hat?
737
01:28:50,381 --> 01:28:55,544
Tonino... aren't you ready to leave?
What are you doing up there?
738
01:28:55,698 --> 01:28:57,616
I'm getting some fresh air.
739
01:28:59,427 --> 01:29:02,489
- Are you smoking?
- I'm smoking!
740
01:29:04,550 --> 01:29:07,809
I feel like I've just been born.
741
01:29:07,828 --> 01:29:11,328
Are you naked!?
742
01:29:13,305 --> 01:29:16,644
Good Lord!
Are you feeling sick, Tonino ?
743
01:29:16,762 --> 01:29:20,541
I never felt better.
744
01:29:20,764 --> 01:29:24,660
- I need to tell you what I've decided, papa.
- Do you want to start a scandal?
745
01:29:24,869 --> 01:29:29,444
What are you doing, Tonino ?
You must do something, Carmela. Say something!
746
01:29:31,153 --> 01:29:34,769
I'm not going back to the seminary.
I'm staying here!
747
01:29:35,246 --> 01:29:38,687
This is madness! What do you think
you're doing, Tonino? Get down from there.
748
01:29:38,740 --> 01:29:42,906
Talk to him, Carmela!
Get down from there, Tonino.
749
01:29:43,398 --> 01:29:47,465
What are you doing up there?
Jesus and Mary... ! The scandal!
750
01:29:48,252 --> 01:29:52,502
What brought all this about?
Oh, the scandal...
751
01:29:52,994 --> 01:29:56,827
Who could have imagined...?!
He's just like his grandfather. @ www.rarelust.com
64030
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Corsican
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Romanian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Xhosa
