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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:21,045 # Now once upon a time They sang the vo-dee-o-doe 2 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:24,209 # But that was long ago 3 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:27,924 # Then everybody started in To boop-boop-a-doop 4 00:00:28,137 --> 00:00:31,257 # They got tired of that, you know 5 00:00:31,474 --> 00:00:35,638 # But the tune for you and me... 6 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,399 Very unnecessary. 7 00:00:43,612 --> 00:00:45,771 # ls that swinging symphony 8 00:00:45,990 --> 00:00:51,329 # They called it inka dinka dee A dinka doo a dinka dee 9 00:00:51,579 --> 00:00:56,040 # Oh, what a tune for croonin' 10 00:00:56,877 --> 00:01:01,586 # lnka dinka dee a dinka doo a dinka dee 11 00:01:01,799 --> 00:01:06,212 # lt's got the whole world swoonin' 12 00:01:06,429 --> 00:01:09,346 # Eskimo belles up in... 13 00:01:09,849 --> 00:01:13,099 Let me hear those trumpets. 14 00:01:13,311 --> 00:01:16,597 That's not a trumpet. 15 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:19,650 That's not a trumpet. 16 00:01:21,654 --> 00:01:23,231 That's a trumpet. 17 00:01:24,407 --> 00:01:28,903 # lnka dinka dee a dinka doo a dinka dee 18 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:32,205 # Simply means a dinka dee a dinka doo 19 00:01:34,292 --> 00:01:37,163 # lnka dinka a dee a dinka doo 20 00:01:37,379 --> 00:01:39,835 Let me hear my symphony! 21 00:01:42,176 --> 00:01:43,587 What a band! 22 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:48,631 # lnka dinka dinks A dinka dinks a dinka dee 23 00:01:48,850 --> 00:01:52,978 # lt's got the whole world swoonin'... 24 00:01:53,688 --> 00:01:56,974 I'm walkin' down the street... 25 00:01:57,192 --> 00:01:59,434 I'm walkin' down the street... 26 00:02:03,449 --> 00:02:08,028 [high-pitched elongated notes] 27 00:02:09,038 --> 00:02:12,787 Tell me, Mr James, now, just what did you accomplish? 28 00:02:14,294 --> 00:02:19,918 # lnka dinka dee a dinka doo a dinka dee... 29 00:02:20,134 --> 00:02:23,468 # Eee... 30 00:02:23,679 --> 00:02:28,674 That note was given to me by Bing Crosby. And was he glad to get rid of it! 31 00:02:30,019 --> 00:02:33,186 # lnka dinka dee a dinka doo # 32 00:03:05,892 --> 00:03:10,056 Boys. Time to get up. Come on. 33 00:03:11,523 --> 00:03:13,979 It's Saturday. We've got to get going. 34 00:03:14,192 --> 00:03:17,644 - Where are we going? - We're going to see my uncle Joe. 35 00:03:17,863 --> 00:03:20,319 What? I don't want to go to Uncle Joe's! 36 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,534 - Come here! - I don't wanna go! 37 00:03:23,744 --> 00:03:26,864 No, I want to watch my cartoons! It's Saturday! 38 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:29,407 You can't make us! We don't wanna go! 39 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,746 - Stop it! - No, we don't wanna go! 40 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:38,836 We'll be good! We'll eat anything. We'll clean our room. But no Uncle Joe. 41 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,927 Come on.We don't have time for this. 42 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:44,093 - Leave us alone! - You wouldn't hurt Daddy. 43 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:51,101 - It's still pretty early, Carl. - I want to get there first. 44 00:03:51,316 --> 00:03:56,738 If we dont get there first, whoever does gets there first talks about you before u get there until there's no point you even being there. 45 00:03:56,947 --> 00:03:59,319 Which reminds me. Try to bring up my cousin Tina's drinking. 46 00:03:59,533 --> 00:04:02,203 - She's your cousin. - You're better at it, more subtle. 47 00:04:11,421 --> 00:04:12,832 [buzzer] 48 00:04:13,048 --> 00:04:15,337 Carl and Nora McTeague. 49 00:04:21,432 --> 00:04:23,555 Welcome to hell. 50 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:52,915 - Are we first, Douglas? - Indeed, sir. 51 00:04:53,133 --> 00:04:56,965 No one else had the presence of mind to be three hours early. 52 00:04:58,639 --> 00:05:03,136 - May I take your bird, madam? - No, thank you Douglas, we'll give it to him ourselves. 53 00:05:03,353 --> 00:05:05,678 - Would u care to wait in the drawing-room? - Thank u. 54 00:05:05,897 --> 00:05:10,606 - There was another car out front. Who...? - Dr Hemmel is with your uncle. 55 00:05:10,819 --> 00:05:12,278 Ooh, anything wrong? 56 00:05:12,487 --> 00:05:16,532 Your uncle has some congestion and he was coughing most of the night, sir. 57 00:05:16,742 --> 00:05:19,613 What kind of cough? Was it dry or liquidy? I mean... 58 00:05:19,829 --> 00:05:24,290 It was just a cough, sir. Next time I'll save you a sample. 59 00:05:26,294 --> 00:05:28,334 [plopping sound] 60 00:05:35,429 --> 00:05:37,338 He'll really like the bird I think. 61 00:05:37,556 --> 00:05:42,100 - It cost us $400, Carl. - You have to spend money to make money. 62 00:05:42,312 --> 00:05:45,763 - Oh, my heavens! - Yolanda, what's wrong? 63 00:05:45,982 --> 00:05:47,358 He's dead! 64 00:05:49,027 --> 00:05:54,105 One minute the doctor was examining him and he say he was fine, and then... 65 00:05:55,618 --> 00:05:57,409 - He's dead. - Come quickly! 66 00:05:57,620 --> 00:05:59,244 Yes! 67 00:05:59,455 --> 00:06:01,662 - [boy] Are we rich? - [Carl] Maybe. 68 00:06:08,465 --> 00:06:10,707 Oh, my God. 69 00:06:10,926 --> 00:06:13,595 [Yolanda wails] 70 00:06:13,804 --> 00:06:16,378 Yolanda, go clean something. 71 00:06:21,104 --> 00:06:22,978 Stop that! 72 00:06:29,321 --> 00:06:31,029 It's Dr Hemmel! 73 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,695 Of course it's Dr Hemmel. 74 00:06:33,909 --> 00:06:38,868 He used to brag how he got up at 5am to play racket-ball at 71 years old. 75 00:06:39,081 --> 00:06:41,454 You don't hear him bragging now. 76 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:43,577 [Uncle Joe chuckles] 77 00:06:43,795 --> 00:06:46,369 Truth be known, we are so relieved. 78 00:06:46,590 --> 00:06:49,342 When Yolanda came in screaming, we thought... 79 00:06:49,551 --> 00:06:54,130 Well, all I can say is we're glad you're still with us, Uncle Joe. 80 00:06:54,348 --> 00:06:59,390 - You look thrilled. - We are. Especially the boys. Joe and Joe. 81 00:06:59,604 --> 00:07:04,231 Look, another little Joe in the oven. Here's a doctor's note to prove it. 82 00:07:04,442 --> 00:07:07,693 - You look nice, Nora. - Thanks, Uncle Joe. So do you. 83 00:07:07,904 --> 00:07:11,570 - Why don't we just cut the cable? - It's too thick. Come on. 84 00:07:11,784 --> 00:07:14,489 Did you hear that? He said you look nice. 85 00:07:14,703 --> 00:07:18,654 - I think that's a good sign. Dont u? - I don't know what to think. 86 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:21,580 Carl, I want a girl, honey. 87 00:07:21,795 --> 00:07:26,124 All right. I swear, after he's dead we'll have a girl, I promise. OK? 88 00:07:34,225 --> 00:07:37,974 Uncle Joe? Wanted to tell you about something. 89 00:07:38,187 --> 00:07:40,761 You should see how Big Joe...our Big Joe, 90 00:07:40,982 --> 00:07:44,019 what a head for business he has at nine years old. 91 00:07:44,236 --> 00:07:47,403 He organised a lawn-mowing company with fourth-graders. 92 00:07:47,614 --> 00:07:52,158 He's preparing himself in case he has to take over a big business some day. 93 00:07:52,369 --> 00:07:54,409 So you're interested in money, huh? 94 00:07:54,622 --> 00:07:57,195 Uh-huh. Made ten bucks just coming here. 95 00:07:58,668 --> 00:08:00,957 I get another 20 if I kiss you. 96 00:08:02,339 --> 00:08:04,877 I'm thinking about it. 97 00:08:08,595 --> 00:08:10,635 All right. 98 00:08:12,516 --> 00:08:13,892 That's it. 99 00:08:24,696 --> 00:08:28,196 - What happened? Is he...? - Coronary. He died instantly. 100 00:08:28,409 --> 00:08:32,193 - Really? You mean just...? - And he left everything to you, sis. 101 00:08:32,413 --> 00:08:35,118 - Really? - It wasn't him. It was Dr Hemmel. 102 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:36,744 You son of a bitch. 103 00:08:36,959 --> 00:08:41,586 - You wish it was the old man, don't you? - I did. Now I wish it was you. 104 00:08:41,798 --> 00:08:46,128 - How are your girls, Ed? - Yes, we have girls. You know why? 105 00:08:46,345 --> 00:08:52,549 We wouldn't put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge to separate the X's from the Y's! 106 00:08:52,768 --> 00:08:55,805 Excuse me brother, no matter how much Uncle Joe is worth, 107 00:08:56,022 --> 00:08:59,308 there is a line below which we will not go. 108 00:08:59,526 --> 00:09:02,610 Jolene, Joette? Let's go in, girls. 109 00:09:06,658 --> 00:09:09,280 - We saw an ambulance! - Dr Hemmel died. 110 00:09:09,495 --> 00:09:11,618 Ah. 111 00:09:12,790 --> 00:09:17,120 [makes flatulence sounds] 112 00:09:30,184 --> 00:09:33,849 Dennis, why don't you go and sit at the kids' table? 113 00:09:34,063 --> 00:09:35,605 Make me. 114 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:48,818 - Are you retarded? - Not according to the tests. 115 00:09:49,038 --> 00:09:51,327 You just sit here and shut up. 116 00:09:51,540 --> 00:09:52,869 [starts again] 117 00:09:54,919 --> 00:09:57,126 - Yolanda! - It's all over the place! 118 00:09:57,338 --> 00:10:01,004 He has a cold, Uncle Joe. He didn't want you to get sick. 119 00:10:01,218 --> 00:10:03,543 Ed, your girls knocked over some milk. 120 00:10:03,762 --> 00:10:07,594 Well, Uncle Joe, I guess you'll have to find a new doctor. 121 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:12,554 What for? Doctors, medicine. Who needs 'em, huh uncle Joe! 122 00:10:12,772 --> 00:10:16,141 You know who you should talk to about this? Glen. 123 00:10:16,359 --> 00:10:19,029 This man keeps himself in shape. It's discipline. 124 00:10:19,237 --> 00:10:22,938 I exercise for a couple of weeks, that's it. I cant stick with it, I admire you Glen. 125 00:10:26,912 --> 00:10:28,323 Well, you know... 126 00:10:28,539 --> 00:10:31,209 Will you be able to fit all your exercise equipment into your new apartment? 127 00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:33,576 Frank! 128 00:10:35,588 --> 00:10:39,421 - What new apartment? - Glen and Muriel are separa... 129 00:10:39,634 --> 00:10:41,876 You're keeping that a secret. I feel horrible. 130 00:10:42,095 --> 00:10:45,595 - I could cut out my tongue. - Here's a knife. 131 00:10:45,808 --> 00:10:49,259 - No, really, I'm... - You split up? 132 00:10:49,478 --> 00:10:51,518 No. 133 00:10:51,731 --> 00:10:54,056 - No! - No! 134 00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:57,442 - Then why...? - It's... 135 00:11:02,159 --> 00:11:08,032 You know I'm starting that new business? Well, it takes a lot of time and energy, 136 00:11:08,249 --> 00:11:13,077 and when I'm with J... Muriel, I just... 137 00:11:13,296 --> 00:11:18,291 I am so crazy about her that all I can think about is... 138 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:25,347 - You know. - Yeah. 139 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:31,432 So I thought I'd move out for a while and I'd be able to get some work done. 140 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,938 [flatulence sounds] 141 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:40,028 Anyway Glen it's nobody's business what you two do. I mean you have no kids. You're both barren. 142 00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:45,782 Frank, I almost forgot to ask you. How is Tina's hit-and-run case coming? 143 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:49,159 - Hit-and-run case? - Yeah. 144 00:11:49,377 --> 00:11:52,912 You remember when Tina got drunk and ploughed into that school bus? 145 00:11:53,131 --> 00:11:56,085 Ploughed? She just scraped paint off it. 146 00:11:56,301 --> 00:11:59,587 The brakes failed. Everyone was fine. The kids, the nuns. 147 00:11:59,805 --> 00:12:05,179 I just thank God she wasn't in one of those little sports cars like your girlfriend's. 148 00:12:05,394 --> 00:12:07,932 - They're death-traps. - What? 149 00:12:08,147 --> 00:12:10,982 His girlfriend drives a Chrysler. Big blue one. 150 00:12:11,192 --> 00:12:14,063 She's not my girlfriend! 151 00:12:16,781 --> 00:12:19,403 She's an instructor at the gym. I met... 152 00:12:19,618 --> 00:12:24,245 I left my gym bag at the gym and she was bringing it back to me. 153 00:12:27,043 --> 00:12:31,919 I guess you have time to notice these things Ed now that you're not working. 154 00:12:32,131 --> 00:12:35,086 What happened? 155 00:12:35,302 --> 00:12:37,045 - Nothing. - Nothing. 156 00:12:37,262 --> 00:12:40,097 There was sort of a little cutback at Ed's place. 157 00:12:40,307 --> 00:12:43,225 They let go of some of the employees that were... 158 00:12:43,435 --> 00:12:46,852 Selling company secrets and selling them to competitors. Pass the butter, please. 159 00:12:47,064 --> 00:12:50,101 That's a lie and I'll prove it in court! 160 00:12:50,318 --> 00:12:53,236 - This Friday, right? - We got a continuance. 161 00:12:53,446 --> 00:12:56,816 The court dockets were too filled with drunk-driving cases. 162 00:12:57,033 --> 00:12:59,110 I skidded on a wet spot! 163 00:12:59,328 --> 00:13:02,495 - Somebody get her a drink. - A drink? Somebody get her a barrel. 164 00:13:02,706 --> 00:13:05,992 Please everyone. Why must this happen every time we get together? 165 00:13:06,210 --> 00:13:09,295 Can't this man have peace? Hasn't he earned it? 166 00:13:09,505 --> 00:13:13,800 Delivering newspapers when he was four years old, his little toes frozen because he didnt have any shoes. 167 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:18,055 - It's all right. - No, its not alright. It's like we've lost our sense of values. 168 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:22,726 Maybe it's not mine to say, but Nora and I... Come up here, sweetie... 169 00:13:22,937 --> 00:13:27,314 and Joseph and Jonas and little Josiah on the way...we lead a simple life. 170 00:13:27,525 --> 00:13:30,526 We have each other, and I ask u what the heck else is there? 171 00:13:30,737 --> 00:13:33,109 Joe-Joe, I'm just going to the market. 172 00:13:33,323 --> 00:13:34,354 Oh! 173 00:13:34,574 --> 00:13:37,244 Molly! Come here. 174 00:13:39,621 --> 00:13:44,450 These are my nieces and nephews. Everyone, this is Molly. 175 00:13:44,669 --> 00:13:47,207 - Hi! - Hi. 176 00:13:48,506 --> 00:13:52,041 - Douglas said you wanted to see me? - If you're going to the market we are out of Oreos? 177 00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:56,305 We wouldn't be out of Oreos if somebody hadn't eaten the insides 178 00:13:56,515 --> 00:13:59,551 and tossed the rest away, you naughty boy. 179 00:13:59,768 --> 00:14:02,723 I'm old and rich. I'll eat whatever parts I want. 180 00:14:02,938 --> 00:14:07,102 - If I want to eat the goddamn box, I will eat the goddamn box. - Who wound you up today? 181 00:14:07,318 --> 00:14:10,522 - Better give me some money, then. - Here. 182 00:14:12,407 --> 00:14:16,191 Take an extra hundred. You might see something you want. 183 00:14:16,411 --> 00:14:19,615 You are such a dear. 184 00:14:19,832 --> 00:14:21,706 - I'll see you later. - Bye. 185 00:14:21,917 --> 00:14:23,957 Toodles! 186 00:14:40,271 --> 00:14:43,225 These are good melons. Yeah. 187 00:14:45,735 --> 00:14:47,526 Sweet, juicy. 188 00:14:47,737 --> 00:14:49,148 - Uncle Joe? - Mm? 189 00:14:49,364 --> 00:14:51,107 - Who...? - Mm? 190 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:56,946 - Who...? - Oh, that's Molly. She's living here. 191 00:14:57,164 --> 00:15:00,580 Housekeeper? Secretary? 192 00:15:00,793 --> 00:15:04,708 Well, not exactly. She's sort of...my nurse. 193 00:15:04,922 --> 00:15:09,585 - Nurse? - Yeah. I decided I wanted a nurse. 194 00:15:12,806 --> 00:15:16,009 Someone to ease my suffering. 195 00:15:16,226 --> 00:15:17,970 An agency sent her? 196 00:15:18,187 --> 00:15:21,473 No, she delivered a pizza one night and we got to talking. 197 00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:27,729 Turns out she'd like to be a nurse, so... Yeah, she helps out in various ways. 198 00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:34,036 She's become very special to me. 199 00:15:54,476 --> 00:15:56,303 [cheering] 200 00:15:56,645 --> 00:15:59,101 Yeah! 201 00:16:02,401 --> 00:16:04,441 [inaudible] 202 00:16:17,539 --> 00:16:18,691 Good... 203 00:16:21,444 --> 00:16:22,280 See u later. 204 00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:26,426 Thank you, Fred. Hello, everyone. I'm Chris Schenkel. 205 00:16:28,471 --> 00:16:31,223 Thank you. Thank you very much. 206 00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:33,473 On behalf of the Pro Bowlers Tour, 207 00:16:33,685 --> 00:16:37,268 we'd like to thank all the good people of Milwaukee for their support. 208 00:16:37,481 --> 00:16:41,265 The top five qualifiers tomorrow will begin play at 2.30. 209 00:16:41,486 --> 00:16:43,028 Shit. 210 00:16:44,113 --> 00:16:47,732 [female] You do this every time! You ruin every vacation we have evr been on. 211 00:16:47,951 --> 00:16:51,735 - [male] Shut up! - [female] It's always the same ''Let's drive a little further.'' 212 00:16:51,955 --> 00:16:55,704 [female] Then there's no place to stay and we wind up in a shithole like this! 213 00:16:55,918 --> 00:16:58,836 This is...this is unbelievable. 214 00:16:59,046 --> 00:17:01,086 Everywhere I stay, I'm next to this couple. 215 00:17:01,299 --> 00:17:02,710 [crockery smashes] 216 00:17:02,925 --> 00:17:05,595 Not literally them, but people just like them. 217 00:17:05,804 --> 00:17:08,840 - It's like a franchise. - [male] You made my life a living hell! 218 00:17:09,057 --> 00:17:12,224 - [female] Kiss my ass! - [male] That would take all night! 219 00:17:12,436 --> 00:17:14,475 [door slams] 220 00:17:16,398 --> 00:17:18,522 Oh, God. 221 00:17:20,444 --> 00:17:22,484 You know, this is really stupid. 222 00:17:22,697 --> 00:17:26,565 ABC gives me a suite at the Marriott and we're at the Bates Motel. 223 00:17:26,785 --> 00:17:28,113 Let's get out of here. 224 00:17:28,328 --> 00:17:31,828 Honey, you know I get embarrassed at your hotel. 225 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:36,750 Everyone always says, ''How's a schlep like McTeague afford a room at the Marriott?'' 226 00:17:36,962 --> 00:17:40,296 ''Oh dont you know he sleeps with Robin Hunter, the producer of the telecast.'' 227 00:17:40,508 --> 00:17:44,553 ''Really? He must screw better than he bowls.'' 228 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:47,135 I do, don't I? 229 00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:51,967 I can't take it, Robin. I can't do it any more. 230 00:17:52,187 --> 00:17:54,346 What? 231 00:17:55,566 --> 00:17:58,484 - I'm giving up bowling. - Why? 232 00:17:58,694 --> 00:18:04,282 My wrist. It's a pre-arthritic condition and it's not going to get better. 233 00:18:04,492 --> 00:18:08,656 - You saw a doctor? - No, Al the janitor at the bowling alley examined it. 234 00:18:08,872 --> 00:18:11,873 He seemed to know what he was talking about and took me right away. 235 00:18:12,084 --> 00:18:14,705 Of course I saw a doctor! 236 00:18:14,962 --> 00:18:19,007 I don't know. Cincinnati's the last tournament of the season. 237 00:18:19,217 --> 00:18:22,550 I'm just going to bowl there and...that's it. 238 00:18:24,806 --> 00:18:26,882 Sweetheart. 239 00:18:33,649 --> 00:18:35,476 I'm sorry. 240 00:18:35,693 --> 00:18:40,402 I just wish for once I could've finished in the top five, 241 00:18:41,491 --> 00:18:45,571 gotten on the national telecast just once. 242 00:18:45,787 --> 00:18:47,827 That would have been nice. 243 00:18:50,584 --> 00:18:53,870 - What are you going to do? - Well... 244 00:18:54,088 --> 00:18:58,584 some guys offered to make me a partner in this new bowling centre. 245 00:18:58,801 --> 00:19:03,049 They offered me 25% interest for a 10% investment, 'cause I'd run it. 246 00:19:03,264 --> 00:19:04,723 It's a good deal. 247 00:19:04,933 --> 00:19:08,302 - It's great. - Only I don't have the cash. 248 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,058 - They want 300,000. - Phew! 249 00:19:11,273 --> 00:19:14,939 So then I thought maybe I'd be happy teaching. 250 00:19:15,152 --> 00:19:16,481 Yeah? 251 00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:23,066 Only, then you'd always make more money than me. 252 00:19:23,286 --> 00:19:26,287 Who cares about crap like that? If you're happy being a teacher, 253 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:30,995 then that makes me happy. That's it. That's all there is. 254 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:39,423 Her name is Molly Richardson. She's 24 years old. She's English. 255 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:43,587 She came over here two years ago as a nanny for a couple named Holcomb. 256 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:48,803 When Mrs Holcomb eventually fired her, Mr Holcomb attempted to kill himself. 257 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,351 Oh God. 258 00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:54,516 She bounced from job to job: bikini model, physical therapist... 259 00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:57,857 - We're dead. - ..until she started delivering pizzas. 260 00:19:58,074 --> 00:19:59,402 It pays to have skills. 261 00:19:59,617 --> 00:20:04,778 She moved in with Joe about three weeks ago and she's been there ever since. 262 00:20:04,998 --> 00:20:06,457 As a nurse? 263 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:09,870 She seems to spend most of her time swimming. 264 00:20:10,963 --> 00:20:14,415 - In the nude. Here are some pictures. - What? 265 00:20:15,635 --> 00:20:18,387 - Whoa. - Oh, my God. 266 00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:22,179 - Are they having sex? - Grow up. What do you think? 267 00:20:22,392 --> 00:20:24,634 She's going to get everything. 268 00:20:27,147 --> 00:20:31,097 That's the way these old guys are. Tough as nail biggest son of a bitch in the world: 269 00:20:31,318 --> 00:20:35,186 she touches his shrivel old noodle and his brains turn to frozen yoghurt. 270 00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:36,735 You would know. 271 00:20:36,949 --> 00:20:40,200 She'll marry him, screw him six feet into the ground and get everything. 272 00:20:40,412 --> 00:20:44,492 That's our money, damn it and no English whore bitches is gonna screw us out of it. 273 00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:47,413 Are they sleeping together? Is there proof? 274 00:20:47,628 --> 00:20:51,957 - I need more time. - They're humping too quick to get pictures? 275 00:20:52,174 --> 00:20:55,508 - Let's get a better detective. - How do we know you're any good? 276 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,970 She wass good enough to find out you were fired and that Glen left Muriel. 277 00:20:59,182 --> 00:21:03,014 Listen. My guy knew about Tina's accident while the car was still spinning. 278 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:08,104 Yeah? Look at these pictures she got of Glen and that gym instructor. 279 00:21:08,317 --> 00:21:10,855 Yeah. 280 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:13,937 That's not me. 281 00:21:14,157 --> 00:21:17,277 It looks like you and that's all that matters. 282 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:21,990 - Use your gun! - Glen, cut it out! Come here. Stop it. 283 00:21:22,207 --> 00:21:25,872 Stop it! Don't you see what's happening here? 284 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:28,043 Yeah, you're out of Scotch. 285 00:21:28,255 --> 00:21:31,007 Oh, Tina, go lie down. 286 00:21:31,217 --> 00:21:35,926 We caused this. All the backbiting and the greed and the detectives. 287 00:21:36,139 --> 00:21:40,468 We've made each other look filthy. Now it's come home to roost. 288 00:21:40,685 --> 00:21:43,307 Not one of us has the credibility 289 00:21:43,522 --> 00:21:47,021 to convince Uncle Joe that this girl is just after his money. 290 00:21:47,234 --> 00:21:51,446 It's not our fault! It's his. Sweet old Uncle Joe. 291 00:21:51,656 --> 00:21:55,072 We were all decent people till he got his hooks into us. 292 00:21:55,285 --> 00:21:58,618 Except for Frank. Frank was always a son of a bitch. 293 00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:03,623 It's true. Uncle Joe does this to us. He pulls our strings and makes us dance. 294 00:22:03,835 --> 00:22:05,294 He's the devil. 295 00:22:05,504 --> 00:22:09,288 Every time you draw a line in the dirt and say, ''No farther,'' 296 00:22:09,508 --> 00:22:12,878 he draws one an inch farther and you say, ''Why not?'' 297 00:22:13,096 --> 00:22:15,135 ''I've come this far already.'' 298 00:22:15,348 --> 00:22:18,598 Then you look back and can't even see where you started. 299 00:22:18,810 --> 00:22:22,594 Why don't we all stop here? Let this bimbo have his money. 300 00:22:22,814 --> 00:22:25,388 Isn't our self-respect worth more than any inheritance? 301 00:22:26,652 --> 00:22:27,648 No. 302 00:22:27,862 --> 00:22:32,857 Ed, we're just people. Nobody could walk away from that much money. 303 00:22:33,076 --> 00:22:34,784 Daniel did. 304 00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:38,283 Who's Daniel? 305 00:22:38,498 --> 00:22:40,657 - Our cousin. - What happened to him? 306 00:22:40,876 --> 00:22:46,167 He called Uncle Joe a mean, greedy, cruel, grasping, evil, manipulative old man. 307 00:22:46,382 --> 00:22:49,965 - We all did. - But Daniel said it to his face. 308 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:52,512 Grapes. 309 00:22:52,722 --> 00:22:54,549 - What? - They were having grapes. 310 00:22:54,766 --> 00:22:58,431 Daniel started screaming about oppressed migrant workers. 311 00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:02,477 Joe said the workers could go screw themselves in Macy's window 312 00:23:02,691 --> 00:23:04,980 and Daniel let him have it. 313 00:23:05,194 --> 00:23:08,777 I'll never forget it. Remember the look on the old man's face? 314 00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:11,232 He died a little that night. 315 00:23:11,451 --> 00:23:17,786 Daniel went away. He just went away. Took his wife and son and... 316 00:23:17,999 --> 00:23:20,372 Man, did we hate his son. 317 00:23:20,585 --> 00:23:24,453 - How come? - He was so cute, you know? 318 00:23:24,673 --> 00:23:27,343 You wanted to smash his little face in. 319 00:23:27,551 --> 00:23:30,256 - Where is he now? - In Brazil or somewhere, 320 00:23:30,471 --> 00:23:32,797 saving the rainforest or shit like that. 321 00:23:33,016 --> 00:23:37,559 His wife died a few years ago, and young Daniel's some kind of athlete. 322 00:23:37,771 --> 00:23:41,983 - A bowler, I think. - Could we find him? 323 00:23:44,111 --> 00:23:46,270 [crowd cheering] 324 00:23:49,075 --> 00:23:50,617 Excuse me. 325 00:23:59,753 --> 00:24:02,458 Wayne, come here. What's happening? 326 00:24:02,673 --> 00:24:05,508 I've never seen him like this. He's in the zone. 327 00:24:05,718 --> 00:24:08,802 - Where does he stand? What's...? - Right now, fifth. 328 00:24:09,013 --> 00:24:12,928 - You mean he could be on TV tomorrow? - Looks that way. 329 00:24:24,363 --> 00:24:27,530 - Yeah. - I am on fire! 330 00:24:27,742 --> 00:24:29,284 - You're fifth. - I know! 331 00:24:29,494 --> 00:24:31,949 If I tell you something, will you be nervous? 332 00:24:32,163 --> 00:24:33,907 - No way. I'm in the zone. - OK. 333 00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:37,742 I can turn the telecast into an enormous break for you. 334 00:24:37,961 --> 00:24:41,710 I can build a whole show around you. ''Cinderella Man''. 335 00:24:41,924 --> 00:24:44,047 Even if you lose the first match. 336 00:24:44,260 --> 00:24:48,092 Chris will interview you, you'll be funny, charming... 337 00:24:48,306 --> 00:24:51,592 Next year you could be wearing an ABC blazer. 338 00:24:51,810 --> 00:24:53,434 Ooh, I got a chubby. 339 00:24:53,645 --> 00:24:56,729 You've got to finish no worse than fifth. 340 00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:59,692 I'm in the zone. I'm up. 341 00:25:00,944 --> 00:25:03,151 [girl in crowd] Come on, Danny! 342 00:25:04,532 --> 00:25:06,359 Ha! 343 00:25:16,795 --> 00:25:18,835 [crowd goes wild] 344 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,600 Yes! 345 00:25:54,127 --> 00:25:56,001 [crowd] Oh! 346 00:25:56,213 --> 00:25:59,131 - [man] Come on! - [man] What's he doing? 347 00:25:59,341 --> 00:26:02,960 - Danny. - It's nothing. I just lost my line a little. 348 00:26:03,179 --> 00:26:08,386 - Petraglia just finished with a 289. - What? So? 349 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:12,350 So you're still OK. You're still fifth, but it's close. 350 00:26:16,235 --> 00:26:19,236 - All right. So what do I need? - OK, last frame. 351 00:26:19,446 --> 00:26:22,732 - You need a mark and a three count. - Strike or a spare? 352 00:26:22,950 --> 00:26:27,244 - And a three count. - OK, I got it. I got it. It's OK. 353 00:26:28,164 --> 00:26:30,204 Get 'em, Danny. 354 00:26:32,961 --> 00:26:35,879 He seem nervous to you? 355 00:26:36,089 --> 00:26:39,838 You couldn't pull a pin out of his ass with a tractor. 356 00:26:47,852 --> 00:26:50,308 [crowd] Oh! 357 00:26:52,315 --> 00:26:56,230 When they lose this long, they don't know how to win. 358 00:26:57,196 --> 00:26:59,521 Come on, Danny! 359 00:27:12,629 --> 00:27:14,373 [hushed crowd] 360 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:31,146 Yeah! 361 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:40,112 [man in crowd] Damn, baby! That's what I'm talking about! All right. 362 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:47,790 All right. Just three more pins. 363 00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:49,543 - Yeah. I'll be... - Danny. 364 00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:52,588 I'll be right back. Then we'll celebrate. 365 00:27:57,511 --> 00:27:58,590 Urgh! 366 00:27:58,804 --> 00:28:00,596 [crowd gasps] 367 00:28:01,807 --> 00:28:03,551 Oh, my God! 368 00:28:08,523 --> 00:28:10,563 [Danny] Aw! 369 00:28:23,373 --> 00:28:25,661 Feeling better? 370 00:28:28,712 --> 00:28:33,339 - I'm going out to get some more liquor. - I don't think that's a good idea. 371 00:28:33,550 --> 00:28:36,220 Really? I think it's a great idea. 372 00:28:36,428 --> 00:28:41,506 - You're in your underwear! - So now I can't go out in my underwear? 373 00:28:41,726 --> 00:28:43,517 - Danny... - What? 374 00:28:43,728 --> 00:28:49,185 Just because you're very succesful and I'm a miserable failure,you think you can tell me what to do? 375 00:28:49,401 --> 00:28:52,687 Let me tell you, Miss High-Powered Network Big Shot 376 00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:56,737 Don't I Look Hot In My ABC Blazer, I am still a man! 377 00:28:56,951 --> 00:29:01,743 And if I want to go out in my underwear, I am going out in my underwear! 378 00:29:01,956 --> 00:29:06,665 If I want to go out with no underwear, I'm going out with no underwear. 379 00:29:06,878 --> 00:29:08,835 - You got that? - Go ahead. 380 00:29:17,473 --> 00:29:20,427 OK, I guess we know who's boss, huh? 381 00:29:20,643 --> 00:29:23,680 - Honey I think you need a doctor. - Why don't you just say it? 382 00:29:23,897 --> 00:29:27,480 - Say what? - You know. ''Danny, you blew it.'' 383 00:29:27,692 --> 00:29:33,648 ''You choked u gagged You had it and you lost it! It wasnt your wrist Danny. You just never had the guts to win!'' 384 00:29:33,866 --> 00:29:36,072 - What a shitty thing to say! - I didn't say it. 385 00:29:36,285 --> 00:29:39,452 - You're thinking it. - Well, yeah, I'm thinking it! 386 00:29:50,259 --> 00:29:55,217 You hit a car. You could have killed somebody. 387 00:29:55,431 --> 00:29:57,589 The way I bowl? 388 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,892 You know, 389 00:30:03,106 --> 00:30:06,440 I never regretted a moment until tonight. 390 00:30:08,904 --> 00:30:15,406 All those years of losing...this was the first time I've felt like a loser. 391 00:30:17,705 --> 00:30:20,113 Come here. 392 00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:21,911 Come on. 393 00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:25,128 OK. 394 00:30:35,141 --> 00:30:38,724 Great. Now I'm impotent. 395 00:30:38,936 --> 00:30:43,065 - We just kissed for two seconds. - Usually we're showering by now. 396 00:30:43,274 --> 00:30:44,852 [knock] 397 00:30:45,068 --> 00:30:47,108 That's probably the manager. 398 00:30:51,325 --> 00:30:53,152 Who are you? 399 00:30:53,369 --> 00:30:57,367 - Daniel McTeague? - No shit. That's my name, too. 400 00:30:57,582 --> 00:31:00,785 No. I'm Laura Dinsmore. I'm a private detective. 401 00:31:01,002 --> 00:31:05,082 You're a detective? Great. Help me find my pants. 402 00:31:13,098 --> 00:31:15,850 - Mr McTeague. - Just a minute. 403 00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:20,272 Do you have any pictures where she's leaning over a saddle looking coy? 404 00:31:21,608 --> 00:31:24,277 Is your father still in Brazil? 405 00:31:25,362 --> 00:31:27,651 - Dad? - Yeah. 406 00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:31,066 No, that was years ago. 407 00:31:31,285 --> 00:31:37,454 He's been in Ethiopia, Chile, Uruguay. He was with the Kurds for a while. 408 00:31:37,667 --> 00:31:41,118 Wherever there's injustice, you can find my dad. 409 00:31:41,337 --> 00:31:47,590 You see, you two have never met him. He's a great man, but he... 410 00:31:49,096 --> 00:31:53,224 When I was a kid, he gave away my toys to the poorer kids. 411 00:31:53,434 --> 00:31:56,720 Not just the broken toys, I mean the good toys. 412 00:31:56,938 --> 00:31:59,809 Then he'd want me to be happy about it. 413 00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:09,241 The family was thinking, if your dad would come back try to make up with Joe... 414 00:32:09,451 --> 00:32:12,785 Look, my dad hated these people. 415 00:32:12,997 --> 00:32:17,209 He said they worshipped money above all things, especially Uncle Joe. 416 00:32:17,418 --> 00:32:19,874 - They're just... - Why don't you go back? 417 00:32:20,088 --> 00:32:24,797 If you could help in the situation, and you'd share the inheritance, with whichever relative got it. 418 00:32:25,010 --> 00:32:28,960 Oh, please. What, I'm going to become like them? 419 00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:31,719 Kiss up to my uncle and wait for him to die? 420 00:32:31,934 --> 00:32:36,146 No, I'd rather run naked into Limey chick that got the money. Sorry. 421 00:32:36,356 --> 00:32:40,104 No. It's nice to meet an honest man. 422 00:32:40,318 --> 00:32:42,560 Especially in your family. 423 00:32:47,951 --> 00:32:50,656 Oh. Sorry about your car. 424 00:32:50,871 --> 00:32:55,913 That's all right, it's a rental. If you change your mind, give me a call. 425 00:32:57,212 --> 00:32:59,454 - Night. - Goodnight. 426 00:33:05,095 --> 00:33:08,547 - You coming inside? - He taught me how to bowl. 427 00:33:08,766 --> 00:33:10,805 Who did? 428 00:33:11,018 --> 00:33:13,344 - Uncle Joe. - Really? 429 00:33:16,399 --> 00:33:20,183 What do you think, honey? Should I go back there? 430 00:33:20,403 --> 00:33:25,113 - Well, I mean, if you hate him anyway... - No, I don't hate him. 431 00:33:25,325 --> 00:33:30,320 No, my dad hated him. I was just a kid. He was really nice to me. 432 00:33:31,791 --> 00:33:33,914 Well... 433 00:33:36,296 --> 00:33:39,001 Who am I kidding? 434 00:33:39,215 --> 00:33:43,463 I was thinking of going back to see my uncle because I... 435 00:33:43,679 --> 00:33:47,297 I thought he might loan me money for that bowling alley. 436 00:33:47,516 --> 00:33:50,221 People borrow money from relatives all the time. 437 00:33:50,436 --> 00:33:53,473 - But my family... - You know you're a decent person. 438 00:33:53,689 --> 00:33:58,352 Just decide what you want to do and don't beat yourself up over it. OK? 439 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:03,647 Maybe my relatives have changed. Maybe they're not so ridiculous any more. 440 00:34:03,867 --> 00:34:07,533 # Happy birthday to you 441 00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:11,531 # Happy birthday to you 442 00:34:12,001 --> 00:34:16,960 # Happy birthday, Uncle Joe 443 00:34:17,173 --> 00:34:22,215 # Happy birthday to you # 444 00:34:25,808 --> 00:34:28,050 - Happy birthday, sir. - Blow 'em out... 445 00:34:28,269 --> 00:34:31,852 Where are my presents! I like presents, especially from people who love me. 446 00:34:32,064 --> 00:34:33,974 And who would that be? 447 00:34:34,192 --> 00:34:37,312 We've got something very special for you. 448 00:34:37,779 --> 00:34:40,353 - I said cut the crap! - Come on. 449 00:34:40,574 --> 00:34:44,654 - I can see your panties! - Stop it. Right now. Come on. 450 00:34:44,870 --> 00:34:46,827 - Get off! - Cool it! 451 00:34:47,039 --> 00:34:52,116 - Why don't you listen to me? Shithead. - Stop it. Both of you. 452 00:34:52,336 --> 00:34:55,540 A movie? I haven't liked a movie since De Mille died. 453 00:34:55,757 --> 00:34:58,758 - You'll like this one. - Yeah? 454 00:34:58,969 --> 00:35:04,390 - Should the kids leave the room? - No, no. I'll get the lights. 455 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,352 - Leave it alone! - Would you stop it? 456 00:35:07,561 --> 00:35:09,638 Come on, guys, sit down. 457 00:35:09,856 --> 00:35:13,806 - See, I told you. - Shut up! 458 00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:29,665 Tell me more. Tell me about what's happening in Asia. 459 00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:34,919 Remember this party? You hired those people to come in and film it? 460 00:35:37,511 --> 00:35:41,972 We shouldn't have advisers there. We'll get into a full Asian land war. 461 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:47,888 You're such a beatnik, Daniel. Sandals and white socks, that's you. 462 00:35:48,105 --> 00:35:50,394 The French, they knew when to get out. 463 00:35:50,608 --> 00:35:53,858 Hitler swapped them a bottle of wine for their country. 464 00:35:54,070 --> 00:35:57,605 They took it. They... Why are you filming this? 465 00:35:57,824 --> 00:36:00,398 l'm not paying you to film this. You... 466 00:36:00,619 --> 00:36:03,027 Where's my special boy? 467 00:36:03,247 --> 00:36:06,581 - Where's Uncle Joe's special boy? - Here l am, Uncle Joe. 468 00:36:06,792 --> 00:36:10,921 Carl, get in touch with reality. Where's Little Danny? 469 00:36:12,423 --> 00:36:14,463 Where's my special little boy? 470 00:36:14,676 --> 00:36:16,087 l'm right here. 471 00:36:16,303 --> 00:36:18,177 There you are. 472 00:36:18,388 --> 00:36:22,801 Here, film this. This is why l hired you. You gonna do Durante? 473 00:36:23,018 --> 00:36:26,103 - Yeah. - Good boy. Come on. 474 00:36:30,276 --> 00:36:35,698 [as Durante] # lnka dinka doo A dinka dee a dinka doo 475 00:36:35,907 --> 00:36:40,700 # Oh, what a tune for croonin' 476 00:36:41,705 --> 00:36:47,162 # lnka dinka doo a dinka dee a dinka doo 477 00:36:47,378 --> 00:36:51,957 # lt's got the whole world...swoonin' 478 00:36:53,051 --> 00:36:55,969 # Eskimo belles up in... 479 00:36:56,179 --> 00:36:59,180 [ as Durante] Stop the musicl Stop the music. 480 00:36:59,391 --> 00:37:04,682 Folks, l want to welcome you to my Great-Uncle Joe's 50th birthday party. 481 00:37:04,897 --> 00:37:07,186 Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha 482 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,523 Remember, Uncle Joe... 483 00:37:09,736 --> 00:37:12,690 # Start off each day with a song 484 00:37:12,947 --> 00:37:16,151 # Even when things go wrong 485 00:37:16,368 --> 00:37:19,986 # You'll feel better, you'll even look better 486 00:37:20,205 --> 00:37:23,123 # l'm here to tell you you got to be go-getter 487 00:37:23,334 --> 00:37:26,039 # 'Cause you know that you can't go wrong 488 00:37:26,254 --> 00:37:30,168 # When you start off each day with a song # 489 00:37:31,217 --> 00:37:32,712 - Yeah. - Yeahl 490 00:37:38,225 --> 00:37:40,134 Good boy. 491 00:37:42,229 --> 00:37:43,807 Uncle Joe, 492 00:37:44,023 --> 00:37:46,146 here's our present. 493 00:37:52,032 --> 00:37:54,949 - Who the hell is this? - It's Danny. 494 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,576 Danny Junior. We found him for you for your birthday. 495 00:38:00,416 --> 00:38:05,755 - Danny? - Uncle Joe. Happy birthday. 496 00:38:06,672 --> 00:38:08,381 Little Danny! 497 00:38:09,801 --> 00:38:12,007 Hug him. Go hug him. 498 00:38:12,804 --> 00:38:14,797 Stop the music, huh? 499 00:38:15,974 --> 00:38:19,094 - Hey! - Hey. 500 00:38:20,271 --> 00:38:22,726 What a present! 501 00:38:24,275 --> 00:38:27,193 - Is your...? - What? 502 00:38:27,403 --> 00:38:30,737 - Are you alone? - Oh, yeah. 503 00:38:31,658 --> 00:38:33,947 Yeah. 504 00:38:34,161 --> 00:38:37,696 Well, let's go break the pinata. 505 00:38:38,582 --> 00:38:42,450 You can do it! Come on, get him! Hit the pig! 506 00:38:43,629 --> 00:38:46,334 Douglas looks the same as he did 25 years ago. 507 00:38:46,549 --> 00:38:48,293 This is his son. 508 00:38:48,510 --> 00:38:51,961 - Come on, Douglas! You can do it! - [Uncle Joe] Keep going. 509 00:38:56,643 --> 00:38:59,099 So your cousins found you and brought you here, huh? 510 00:38:59,313 --> 00:39:01,602 Yeah, it was their idea. 511 00:39:01,816 --> 00:39:06,063 I wonder what made them suddenly decide to do that. 512 00:39:09,115 --> 00:39:11,155 Don't know, huh? 513 00:39:11,368 --> 00:39:14,452 - I couldn't... - They tell you about Molly? 514 00:39:15,789 --> 00:39:17,948 Yeah. 515 00:39:18,167 --> 00:39:22,876 - Yeah, they did. - [Molly] Come on, you can do better than that. 516 00:39:26,009 --> 00:39:28,630 She's your new nurse, right? 517 00:39:28,845 --> 00:39:33,638 She's more than a nurse. She's a...companion. 518 00:39:33,850 --> 00:39:38,892 - What do you think about that? - Hey. You worked hard. You're entitled. 519 00:39:39,106 --> 00:39:41,977 What do you really think? 520 00:39:43,486 --> 00:39:49,359 I think it's ridiculous. I mean, I'm watching you, you can barely wear your hat. 521 00:39:50,452 --> 00:39:54,035 Douglas, stop playing around and fetch me a beer. 522 00:39:54,248 --> 00:39:56,406 My pleasure, sir. 523 00:39:57,501 --> 00:39:59,743 What are you two talking about? 524 00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:05,301 I was telling Danny about Molly. How important she's become to me. 525 00:40:06,302 --> 00:40:11,344 I've been thinking that she's the person in the world who's become closest to me. 526 00:40:11,558 --> 00:40:17,395 The person I'd most like to see have some happiness, some good fortune. 527 00:40:20,109 --> 00:40:25,733 But seeing Little Daniel again has made me think about...family. 528 00:40:25,949 --> 00:40:31,323 After all is said and done, maybe family comes first, mm? 529 00:40:31,538 --> 00:40:36,035 Molly! What do you think? Does family come first? 530 00:40:36,252 --> 00:40:39,003 I suppose it depends on the family, really. 531 00:40:39,213 --> 00:40:40,542 How wise. 532 00:40:40,756 --> 00:40:43,295 How deep, how pithy. 533 00:40:45,637 --> 00:40:49,682 Family, friends...who can choose? 534 00:40:52,102 --> 00:40:54,309 - Know what I'd like? - [all] What? 535 00:40:54,521 --> 00:40:57,191 I'd like Danny to do Jimmy Durante for me. 536 00:40:57,399 --> 00:41:00,317 - Yes! - Yeah, come on! 537 00:41:00,528 --> 00:41:03,814 - That would be just so happy-making. - Yeah. 538 00:41:04,032 --> 00:41:06,653 No. 539 00:41:06,868 --> 00:41:09,869 Jesus! This is pathetic. 540 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:14,576 - Shut up and do Durante. - You do Durante! This is demented. 541 00:41:14,793 --> 00:41:20,832 This wasn't such a good present after all. Molly, honey. Let's go inside. 542 00:41:21,050 --> 00:41:24,170 Your family's here. They all want to be with you. 543 00:41:24,387 --> 00:41:27,092 But I'd rather just be with you. 544 00:41:28,475 --> 00:41:31,761 All right, then. First let me get some sweeties. 545 00:41:33,105 --> 00:41:35,596 - Danny, are you married? - No. 546 00:41:35,816 --> 00:41:39,232 - Girlfriend? - Yeah, I have a girlfriend. 547 00:41:39,445 --> 00:41:43,360 Bring her around tomorrow. Two o'clock. We'll go swimming. 548 00:41:43,575 --> 00:41:45,817 Swimming. Great. 549 00:42:02,387 --> 00:42:04,925 I feel like a goddamn tea bag. 550 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,683 Sorry, sir. 551 00:42:16,485 --> 00:42:19,273 - Let me ask you, Robin. - Yes, sir. 552 00:42:19,489 --> 00:42:23,487 - Do you ever produce basketball games? - I will, next season. 553 00:42:23,702 --> 00:42:25,529 You know what I hate? 554 00:42:25,745 --> 00:42:28,616 When the camera's on the stands on some moron 555 00:42:28,832 --> 00:42:32,533 and his face is painted blue and white, and I miss a basket. 556 00:42:32,753 --> 00:42:34,662 - So do I. - Danny. And you? 557 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:38,499 You going to bowl the rest of your life? Hit the senior tours? 558 00:42:38,718 --> 00:42:42,763 Actually, I've given up bowling. I have this injury. 559 00:42:42,972 --> 00:42:45,760 Oh, yeah, it's a rough sport. 560 00:42:50,230 --> 00:42:55,272 I was going to go back to college. You know, get a teaching degree. 561 00:42:55,486 --> 00:42:58,986 You'll never make the same money as Robin. 562 00:43:01,451 --> 00:43:06,113 We've decided that that's not important. 563 00:43:06,331 --> 00:43:07,790 Right. 564 00:43:09,626 --> 00:43:11,666 - Douglas! - Yes, sir? 565 00:43:15,633 --> 00:43:18,255 Much obliged, sir. May I go and change now, sir? 566 00:43:18,469 --> 00:43:22,218 - You can go dance the hully-gully for all I care. - Thank you, sir. 567 00:43:22,432 --> 00:43:27,427 Yeah, I know, teaching's a wondertul thing. Very noble. 568 00:43:27,646 --> 00:43:30,600 You've been bowling ten years, that leads to nothing? 569 00:43:30,816 --> 00:43:34,268 - You just throw those ten years away? - Well, I... 570 00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:43,154 What? 571 00:43:43,371 --> 00:43:49,078 I have this opportunity to invest in a bowling centre. It's an excellent deal. 572 00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:53,624 - But I'm... - Short of money. 573 00:43:53,841 --> 00:43:54,956 Yeah. 574 00:43:55,176 --> 00:43:57,881 - How much? - It's $300,000. 575 00:44:00,056 --> 00:44:04,101 [whistles Durante tune] 576 00:44:06,813 --> 00:44:09,352 Danny, come in the pool. 577 00:44:12,153 --> 00:44:13,980 Ah... Just... 578 00:44:22,831 --> 00:44:24,871 Ph! Pah! 579 00:44:26,084 --> 00:44:28,955 - Is this salt water? - Yeah. Helps me float. 580 00:44:30,130 --> 00:44:34,627 This belt's not enough. I can't use my legs. 581 00:44:34,844 --> 00:44:37,845 Tell you what, I'll wrestIe you for the money. 582 00:44:38,056 --> 00:44:40,428 - What? - I'll wrestle you. 583 00:44:40,642 --> 00:44:44,936 If you win, I'll give you $300,000. If I win, you owe me nothing. 584 00:44:45,147 --> 00:44:47,021 [nervous laugh] 585 00:44:48,484 --> 00:44:52,268 Show that girlfriend of yours what you're made of. 586 00:44:52,488 --> 00:44:55,904 Yeah, definitely. I'm gonna beat up an elderly crippled man 587 00:44:56,117 --> 00:44:58,573 and she's gonna say, ''What a catch!'' 588 00:45:00,121 --> 00:45:02,410 - Can your feet touch? - No. 589 00:45:02,624 --> 00:45:04,451 Good. 590 00:45:04,668 --> 00:45:07,455 [cries out] 591 00:45:08,589 --> 00:45:11,958 - Danny? - Come on, bowler! 592 00:45:13,177 --> 00:45:17,590 - Help me! Oh, man! - Joe-Joe, that's enough. Let him up. 593 00:45:25,899 --> 00:45:27,275 Help! 594 00:45:27,484 --> 00:45:30,901 [Uncle Joe screams then Danny joins in] 595 00:45:37,328 --> 00:45:40,662 - I win the first round. Two out of three. - No! 596 00:45:40,874 --> 00:45:42,914 You heard him. He quit. 597 00:45:48,424 --> 00:45:49,704 Where is he? 598 00:45:49,925 --> 00:45:52,713 - You OK? - Get me out, honey. 599 00:45:53,930 --> 00:45:56,765 Jesus! You got the grip of a bear! 600 00:45:56,975 --> 00:45:59,644 40 years of lifting scrap metal. 601 00:45:59,853 --> 00:46:02,889 And I like to win. 602 00:46:03,106 --> 00:46:05,395 Yeah, well. 603 00:46:07,069 --> 00:46:09,560 I'll give you the money. 604 00:46:11,324 --> 00:46:13,400 300,000. It's yours. 605 00:46:16,454 --> 00:46:20,618 - You mean like a loan? - No, no, no. It's yours. A gift. 606 00:46:21,835 --> 00:46:24,920 You're different from the others. You're better. 607 00:46:25,130 --> 00:46:28,547 And for all the times you made me laugh. 608 00:46:28,759 --> 00:46:31,547 # lnka dinka dinka dinka dink # 609 00:46:31,763 --> 00:46:34,336 Uncle Joe, this is... I don't... 610 00:46:34,557 --> 00:46:38,389 - Still see your father? - What? Oh, yeah, sure. 611 00:46:38,603 --> 00:46:42,138 I bail him out of jail, we make a day of it. 612 00:46:42,357 --> 00:46:45,193 - Strange man. - Well, yeah, strange, sure. 613 00:46:45,402 --> 00:46:48,154 But with principles he believes in. 614 00:46:48,364 --> 00:46:51,151 I want you to call him from here. 615 00:46:51,367 --> 00:46:52,945 - Really? - Yeah. 616 00:46:53,161 --> 00:46:58,119 That's really great. Because it's been too many years, and it's silly... 617 00:46:58,333 --> 00:47:02,201 Tell him you came to me for money and I'm giving it to you. 618 00:47:02,421 --> 00:47:05,173 You realise he was wrong and I was right. 619 00:47:05,382 --> 00:47:08,384 And you need what I've got more than what he's got. 620 00:47:08,594 --> 00:47:10,836 Tell him and I'll give you the money. 621 00:47:19,940 --> 00:47:22,265 Robin, we're leaving. 622 00:47:30,993 --> 00:47:34,908 You know there's something sicker about you than your legs? 623 00:47:43,882 --> 00:47:44,884 How about you, Molly? 624 00:47:45,405 --> 00:47:47,049 Wanna wrestle? 625 00:47:56,641 --> 00:47:57,970 Douglas! 626 00:47:58,226 --> 00:48:00,634 [thunder] 627 00:48:20,917 --> 00:48:24,203 - You had us worried. - About what? 628 00:48:24,421 --> 00:48:28,882 Well, we put Uncle Joe to bed and we realised how late it was, 629 00:48:29,093 --> 00:48:32,178 and we got concerned about you. 630 00:48:32,388 --> 00:48:36,849 Monday nights l go to this news-stand to get the new TV Guide for Joe. 631 00:48:39,271 --> 00:48:43,648 He likes to get it early so he can circle everything he wants to watch. 632 00:48:43,859 --> 00:48:46,101 Does he circle your ass? 633 00:48:47,196 --> 00:48:51,609 You really are a stupid sod, aren't you? l'm going to bed. 634 00:48:53,203 --> 00:48:58,031 Uncle Joe was sprawled out up there. You might want to push him to one side. 635 00:49:01,670 --> 00:49:04,837 - You think l'm bonking the old gent. - Yeah, we do. 636 00:49:08,344 --> 00:49:10,253 Let me tell you something, handsome. 637 00:49:10,471 --> 00:49:14,766 lf l were having sex with your Uncle Joe, he'd be dead by now. 638 00:49:14,976 --> 00:49:17,894 Yeah, that's right. You're just his nurse. Huh! 639 00:49:18,105 --> 00:49:21,225 Yeah, l believe that. Excuse me a second. Ha-ha-ha! 640 00:49:21,442 --> 00:49:24,359 l'm no more a nurse than you are a human being. 641 00:49:24,570 --> 00:49:27,737 l'm here because l'm fun. And l'm fun to look at. 642 00:49:27,949 --> 00:49:30,701 l don't mind, because l like it here. 643 00:49:30,910 --> 00:49:36,035 l like the car, l like the house, l like the comfort. My life hasn't always been very comfortable. 644 00:49:36,249 --> 00:49:41,492 Also, l like your Uncle Joe. He's tough, he's funny and he's nice to me. 645 00:49:41,714 --> 00:49:43,837 But l'm not a whore. 646 00:49:44,049 --> 00:49:48,676 And if he asked me to sleep with him, l'd leave. Goodnight. 647 00:49:50,765 --> 00:49:55,724 lt took you one day to get rid of Danny. one day, thats pretty lmpressive, but that is not our last move! 648 00:49:55,937 --> 00:49:57,729 Move? 649 00:49:57,939 --> 00:50:00,513 You mean Danny's part of you? 650 00:50:00,734 --> 00:50:04,234 - Up until now we've been nice. - But these are the finals, honey. 651 00:50:04,447 --> 00:50:06,689 - We're diving for every ball. - What? 652 00:50:06,908 --> 00:50:10,028 l didn't like the Beatles and l don't like you. 653 00:50:10,245 --> 00:50:14,325 - You know, you're insane. - Listen! People have accidents. 654 00:50:18,003 --> 00:50:21,538 - What? - Frank, what are you saying? 655 00:50:21,757 --> 00:50:25,043 l'm saying people have accidents, that's all. 656 00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:19,522 - Got you, boss. - OK. 657 00:51:23,574 --> 00:51:25,401 Here. 658 00:51:29,038 --> 00:51:30,746 - Take over. - Yes, sir. 659 00:51:30,957 --> 00:51:35,169 - You still work here. - l love this place. 660 00:51:36,922 --> 00:51:39,045 Who wouldn't? 661 00:51:40,175 --> 00:51:42,417 Well I am here. What do you want to see me about? 662 00:51:42,636 --> 00:51:47,133 Okay short and sweet. l figured you came back sucking around for money, 663 00:51:47,350 --> 00:51:52,226 that you were like the others. Maybe you're not. 664 00:51:52,439 --> 00:51:55,606 So l apologise. OK? 665 00:51:55,817 --> 00:51:57,561 Go home now. 666 00:51:57,778 --> 00:52:01,230 God, that was lovely. l'm getting a little weepy. 667 00:52:03,326 --> 00:52:08,368 You're still a funny kid. Not as cute as you used to be, though. 668 00:52:08,581 --> 00:52:11,785 Yeah, well, you're no Monet yourself. 669 00:52:12,002 --> 00:52:17,838 Well, l lived in the streets till l was 20. What do you expect? l was homeless before it was popular. 670 00:52:19,134 --> 00:52:23,085 Can we go inside a second? 671 00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:27,304 l'm sorry that after all these years l even brought up the subject of money. 672 00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:29,761 l didn't mean to. 673 00:52:31,147 --> 00:52:33,817 Maybe l did. But anyway, l'm sorry l did. 674 00:52:34,026 --> 00:52:36,232 Still want the money? 675 00:52:36,445 --> 00:52:39,066 Jesus, you don't let up. 676 00:52:39,281 --> 00:52:43,611 Look, money's money, OK? l need it just like everybody else. 677 00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:49,534 But money is not going to turn me into a sycophantic ass-licking wacko. 678 00:52:49,751 --> 00:52:53,251 l have work to do. Thanks for coming over. 679 00:52:55,007 --> 00:52:58,542 Before you go, could you get me a cup of water? 680 00:53:00,221 --> 00:53:02,095 lt's hot in here. 681 00:53:02,306 --> 00:53:04,679 Yeah, OK. 682 00:53:13,110 --> 00:53:18,021 Hello? Long lsland Hauling? l got a load sitting out here for a week. 683 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:20,482 Fieldstone 855... 684 00:53:22,328 --> 00:53:24,368 What? 685 00:53:24,580 --> 00:53:30,335 What do you mean, they're out of business 25 years? l call them every day. 686 00:53:38,679 --> 00:53:40,506 Joe? 687 00:53:45,728 --> 00:53:48,895 - Joe? - 25 years. 688 00:53:51,693 --> 00:53:54,564 Should l go get someone? Are you...? 689 00:53:56,490 --> 00:53:59,444 - l'm going to get someone. - Danny! 690 00:54:02,705 --> 00:54:06,324 - Stay here. - Are you all right? 691 00:54:08,378 --> 00:54:11,498 l have gaps. Lapses. l... 692 00:54:11,715 --> 00:54:16,212 - How often? - More lately. l'm hurting the business. 693 00:54:16,428 --> 00:54:19,002 What? No, l mean, l'm sure... 694 00:54:19,223 --> 00:54:23,055 lf your cousins find out, they'll take me to court. 695 00:54:23,269 --> 00:54:27,184 They'll declare me incompetent. They'll pick me clean like buzzards. 696 00:54:29,025 --> 00:54:31,647 They'll put me away. 697 00:54:32,738 --> 00:54:35,490 l have an idea. Lock the door. 698 00:54:35,699 --> 00:54:37,028 Quick! 699 00:54:40,705 --> 00:54:43,576 Get a chair. Come on. 700 00:54:45,210 --> 00:54:48,544 - lt's really my lawyer's idea. - OK. 701 00:54:48,755 --> 00:54:54,759 He says that l can turn all my affairs, give everything over to one person now, 702 00:54:54,970 --> 00:54:58,505 before this gets worse, which it will. 703 00:54:59,976 --> 00:55:04,722 Someone l trust who'll take care of me, who'll take care of the business. 704 00:55:05,857 --> 00:55:07,766 You understand? 705 00:55:07,984 --> 00:55:08,980 Yeah. 706 00:55:12,990 --> 00:55:15,446 l don't want to go into a home. 707 00:55:16,744 --> 00:55:19,200 l wouldn't let that happen. 708 00:55:22,208 --> 00:55:24,166 - You wouldn't? - No. 709 00:55:24,377 --> 00:55:28,458 You understand? This person gets control of my money now. 710 00:55:28,674 --> 00:55:32,339 Not when l'm dead. Now. All of it. 711 00:55:35,765 --> 00:55:37,342 Yes. 712 00:55:38,601 --> 00:55:44,225 l'll do it. l'm going to call my lawyers, set up a meeting for next week. 713 00:55:45,567 --> 00:55:48,983 l'm going to sign these and turn everything over to Molly. 714 00:55:49,196 --> 00:55:51,402 Right. Because l... 715 00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:54,609 - To Molly? - Yes. 716 00:55:54,827 --> 00:55:59,703 She's been so kind to me. Nobody's ever been so kind. 717 00:55:59,916 --> 00:56:04,578 - You're giving everything to Molly? - Yeah. Who did you think l meant? 718 00:56:07,174 --> 00:56:09,001 You thought l meant you. 719 00:56:11,470 --> 00:56:13,842 No! No. 720 00:56:15,182 --> 00:56:18,634 - But Molly? - You think it's a mistake. 721 00:56:18,853 --> 00:56:20,395 l don't know, l... 722 00:56:20,605 --> 00:56:23,725 l want to make love to her. 723 00:56:24,818 --> 00:56:27,854 - Joe. - lf l did this, she... 724 00:56:28,071 --> 00:56:30,563 she'd make love to me. Don't you think? 725 00:56:32,076 --> 00:56:33,867 Joe, look. 726 00:56:34,078 --> 00:56:37,779 A lot of women will make love to you for a lot less of money. 727 00:56:37,999 --> 00:56:40,407 No. l want her. 728 00:56:40,627 --> 00:56:43,082 This doesn't sound so good to me. 729 00:56:43,296 --> 00:56:46,500 l just don't think that you're being... 730 00:56:46,717 --> 00:56:51,593 l just don't think that you've had time to think this through. 731 00:56:51,805 --> 00:56:57,512 l'm so tired of thinking, ''Who should l trust? Who's not just after my money?'' 732 00:56:57,729 --> 00:57:02,142 Danny, help me. l'm exhausted. l... 733 00:57:04,069 --> 00:57:06,940 Maybe l should leave all the money to you. 734 00:57:11,076 --> 00:57:13,781 Well, why don't...? 735 00:57:13,996 --> 00:57:17,448 Why don't we talk about this later? OK? 736 00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:19,042 All right. 737 00:57:19,252 --> 00:57:23,713 ln the meantime, l think it would be best if you just don't do anything. 738 00:57:23,924 --> 00:57:25,501 All right. 739 00:57:25,717 --> 00:57:29,550 l'm so tired. Get Douglas to take me home. 740 00:57:29,763 --> 00:57:32,089 l'll be right back. 741 00:57:46,907 --> 00:57:50,074 [commentator] Throws and shoots...and scores! 742 00:57:50,703 --> 00:57:54,368 Gimme the guy in the stands with the blue and white face. 743 00:57:54,582 --> 00:57:56,990 That's good. Hold it. Take it. 744 00:57:57,210 --> 00:58:02,335 lt was the saddest thing you ever saw. This tough old guy just so shrivelled up. 745 00:58:02,549 --> 00:58:06,132 Dick, get ready to throw to a commercial. Honey, l'm concentrating. 746 00:58:06,345 --> 00:58:08,717 - Coe scores! - You missed the basket! 747 00:58:08,931 --> 00:58:11,932 Dick, sign off and go to commercial. 748 00:58:12,143 --> 00:58:13,970 - Music! - [assistant] We're a minute under. 749 00:58:14,187 --> 00:58:18,054 You missed the basket for the guy with the painted face. 750 00:58:18,274 --> 00:58:23,566 Wait a minute. Who's directing this, you or me? Let me check. 751 00:58:23,780 --> 00:58:27,280 That's my ass! That's my ass in the director's chair! 752 00:58:27,493 --> 00:58:29,651 Shit! l must be the director! 753 00:58:30,955 --> 00:58:35,332 - Stan, we're back in 20. - No, it's OK. This guy'll do it. Here you go. 754 00:58:35,543 --> 00:58:37,785 Slide right in here, slugger. 755 00:58:38,004 --> 00:58:40,246 Get me a wide shot, then zoom in. 756 00:58:40,465 --> 00:58:42,173 Get outta here! 757 00:58:42,384 --> 00:58:44,709 l'm just getting the hang of this. 758 00:58:44,928 --> 00:58:48,761 - lt was nice meeting you and your ass! - That's nice. 759 00:58:48,974 --> 00:58:51,762 Give me another shot of the painted face. 760 00:58:52,645 --> 00:58:54,519 What a pinhead. 761 00:58:54,731 --> 00:58:58,349 l have to work with that pinhead, so l'll meet you at... 762 00:58:58,568 --> 00:59:03,065 l just wanted to tell you that l'm moving in with Uncle Joe for a while. 763 00:59:03,282 --> 00:59:04,313 Really? 764 00:59:04,533 --> 00:59:08,994 Honey, l gotta keep an eye on him. He's not all there. 765 00:59:09,205 --> 00:59:12,574 He's thinking of giving that naked pizza girl $20 million. 766 00:59:12,792 --> 00:59:14,915 Yeah, that does seem wrong. 767 00:59:15,128 --> 00:59:18,960 But who should get it? Your cousins? God, what a crew. Klingons. 768 00:59:19,174 --> 00:59:22,258 Well, he sort of mentioned that he might... 769 00:59:22,469 --> 00:59:26,966 - What? - That he might give it to me. 770 00:59:28,642 --> 00:59:32,771 l'm not taking it that seriously. That's not why l'm going over there. 771 00:59:32,980 --> 00:59:35,519 l'm just... l'm worried about him. 772 00:59:38,653 --> 00:59:43,066 Still, it's a funny idea, isn't it? 773 00:59:44,410 --> 00:59:47,945 You, me. Married. 774 00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,613 Living in that big house. 775 00:59:51,834 --> 00:59:53,957 Yeah, it's funny. 776 00:59:55,130 --> 00:59:59,258 [# Steve Wood: Money Slips Through My Fingers] 777 01:00:02,805 --> 01:00:05,759 Don't forget, you owe me a dollar for the shoes. 778 01:00:08,310 --> 01:00:12,143 Anyway, as l was saying, 779 01:00:12,357 --> 01:00:16,189 my lawyer says l can turn all my money, everything, 780 01:00:16,403 --> 01:00:19,570 over to one person. Now. 781 01:00:19,781 --> 01:00:22,652 - You understand? - Yes. 782 01:00:22,868 --> 01:00:26,284 - l don't want to end up in a home. - You won't. 783 01:00:28,624 --> 01:00:32,124 l'm gonna call my lawyer and l'll set up a meeting for next week 784 01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:36,204 and l'm gonna turn everything over to Danny. 785 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,345 Danny? 786 01:00:42,556 --> 01:00:45,308 lt was his idea. Who did you think l...? 787 01:00:47,895 --> 01:00:50,849 You thought l meant you. 788 01:00:51,065 --> 01:00:55,562 - No. No, l just... - Molly, what would people say? 789 01:00:55,779 --> 01:00:57,937 How would it look? 790 01:00:58,156 --> 01:01:02,783 What do you really know about this bloke? You haven't seen him in 25 years. 791 01:01:02,995 --> 01:01:06,411 He shows up here wanting money for a bowling alley. 792 01:01:06,624 --> 01:01:09,958 l don't know. l don't know who to trust. 793 01:01:11,087 --> 01:01:14,337 Maybe l should leave all my money to you. 794 01:01:23,726 --> 01:01:25,054 Joe-Joe. 795 01:01:28,231 --> 01:01:29,855 Yes! 796 01:01:30,066 --> 01:01:34,016 - Did you see that? - Yeah. 797 01:01:36,281 --> 01:01:39,781 Excuse me. You have a call from Washington DC, sir. 798 01:01:39,993 --> 01:01:42,864 l'll take it upstairs. 799 01:01:43,956 --> 01:01:47,906 You stay here with Danny. Talk. Enjoy yourself. 800 01:01:48,628 --> 01:01:50,751 Let's go, Douglas. 801 01:01:54,509 --> 01:01:57,427 You're working for your cousins, aren't you? 802 01:02:00,099 --> 01:02:01,925 Wait a minute. How? Who? 803 01:02:02,142 --> 01:02:06,805 They let it slip out the other night before they threatened to kill me. 804 01:02:07,023 --> 01:02:09,312 They did what? 805 01:02:11,569 --> 01:02:14,570 Tell your cousins l'm not afraid of them. 806 01:02:15,991 --> 01:02:18,316 And you leave Joe alone. 807 01:02:19,411 --> 01:02:22,780 You keep your breasts off his eyebrows. 808 01:02:25,918 --> 01:02:28,207 - Hey, you little... - Get off! 809 01:02:28,421 --> 01:02:31,256 - Come on! - Mommy! 810 01:02:35,929 --> 01:02:37,637 lt's good. 811 01:02:37,848 --> 01:02:42,890 What's happening, Wonder Boy? l mean, look at this. 812 01:02:45,314 --> 01:02:48,434 Her tongue is practically in his wallet. 813 01:02:50,278 --> 01:02:52,318 What are you drinking? 814 01:02:52,530 --> 01:02:56,742 lt's a 7-Up. l'm not much of a drinker. 815 01:02:56,952 --> 01:02:58,577 You will be. 816 01:02:59,413 --> 01:03:02,533 There's something l wanted to ask you. 817 01:03:03,876 --> 01:03:06,546 - Did you go and see Molly and...? - No. 818 01:03:06,754 --> 01:03:09,708 Let me finish. All right? 819 01:03:09,924 --> 01:03:14,883 Did you go and see Molly and threaten to kill her? 820 01:03:16,557 --> 01:03:21,552 What? You see how evil she is? You see what we're dealing with? 821 01:03:21,771 --> 01:03:27,975 Why, we... We went to her to ask her if Joe's taking his medication. 822 01:03:28,194 --> 01:03:30,602 You know, for his...circulation. 823 01:03:30,822 --> 01:03:35,615 She said, ''That's for me to know and for you to worry about.'' 824 01:03:35,827 --> 01:03:37,073 She said that? 825 01:03:37,287 --> 01:03:42,413 Then l said, ''l could kill you for that.'' OK, now you know the truth. 826 01:03:42,626 --> 01:03:47,372 God. First couple of days l was here, she seemed so nice. 827 01:03:47,590 --> 01:03:50,164 That's before she saw you as a threat. 828 01:03:50,385 --> 01:03:54,003 We should have him declared incompetent. Throw him in a home. 829 01:03:54,222 --> 01:03:58,351 - A home? - You know, for his own protection. 830 01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:03,306 l hear things at the scrapyard. There is something wrong with him. 831 01:04:03,524 --> 01:04:08,068 He screws things up, he makes crazy deals. He forgets deals he's made. 832 01:04:08,279 --> 01:04:14,484 Danny have you noticed anything, anything we could use to put the old man away? 833 01:04:16,330 --> 01:04:18,287 No. 834 01:04:18,499 --> 01:04:24,787 Keep your eyes open. And for God's sake do something! That's what you're here for. 835 01:04:26,549 --> 01:04:29,005 Joe? Joe! 836 01:04:29,219 --> 01:04:31,010 Joe. 837 01:04:31,221 --> 01:04:33,629 Here, have some water. 838 01:04:35,517 --> 01:04:38,055 Cough it up. 839 01:04:38,270 --> 01:04:41,188 Joe, drink some water! 840 01:04:42,859 --> 01:04:44,234 [Molly] Joe. 841 01:04:48,948 --> 01:04:50,988 That's it. 842 01:04:54,288 --> 01:04:56,280 Piece of fruit. 843 01:04:56,498 --> 01:05:01,327 She tried to kill him. She knows he has a narrow gullet. All the McTeagues do! 844 01:05:01,546 --> 01:05:04,333 Shut your mouth. She's the only one who helped me. 845 01:05:04,549 --> 01:05:08,132 l tried to help you, Uncle Joe, but Carl stopped me! 846 01:05:08,345 --> 01:05:11,465 - Liar! - Happy birthday, Uncle Joe! 847 01:05:14,184 --> 01:05:16,307 That was last week. 848 01:05:17,438 --> 01:05:19,680 You people are... 849 01:05:21,192 --> 01:05:24,442 Come on, Molly. l've lost my appetite. 850 01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:33,161 l've made a decision. 851 01:05:42,632 --> 01:05:45,123 Here l am, Uncle Joe. 852 01:05:48,388 --> 01:05:52,801 [as Durante] Hello, folks. This is Jimmy Durante. 853 01:05:53,018 --> 01:05:54,892 Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha! 854 01:05:55,104 --> 01:06:00,609 # Inka dinka doo a dinka dee a dinka doo 855 01:06:00,818 --> 01:06:04,022 # Oh, what a tune for croonin'... 856 01:06:04,239 --> 01:06:05,519 - Danny. - No, honey. 857 01:06:05,740 --> 01:06:10,449 # Inka dinka doo a dinka dee a dinka doo 858 01:06:10,662 --> 01:06:13,866 # It's got the whole world swoonin' 859 01:06:14,291 --> 01:06:17,957 - Danny. - Stop the music! Stop the music. 860 01:06:18,170 --> 01:06:21,955 Everybody wants to get into the act! 861 01:06:22,175 --> 01:06:24,049 Remember, Uncle Joe... 862 01:06:24,260 --> 01:06:27,843 # You gotta start off each day with a song 863 01:06:28,056 --> 01:06:30,974 # Even when things go wrong 864 01:06:31,184 --> 01:06:33,972 # You'll feel better, you'll even look better 865 01:06:34,188 --> 01:06:36,809 # I'm here to tell you that you'll be a go-getter 866 01:06:37,024 --> 01:06:39,064 # 'Cause you know That things can't go wrong 867 01:06:39,277 --> 01:06:42,361 # When you start off each day with a song... 868 01:06:42,739 --> 01:06:45,230 Just those in wheelchairs! 869 01:06:45,450 --> 01:06:48,285 [both] # Cause you know That things can't go wrong 870 01:06:48,495 --> 01:06:50,535 # When you start off each day with a song 871 01:06:50,747 --> 01:06:52,123 Big finish! 872 01:06:52,332 --> 01:06:58,870 # When you start off each day with a song... # 873 01:06:59,382 --> 01:07:01,458 Ha-cha-cha-cha! 874 01:07:05,472 --> 01:07:07,928 You're something. 875 01:07:09,935 --> 01:07:14,265 Robin. Hey. Where you going? 876 01:07:14,482 --> 01:07:17,233 l'm just a little ''lnka-dinka-do'd'' out. 877 01:07:19,112 --> 01:07:21,685 What, do you think l enjoyed that? 878 01:07:21,906 --> 01:07:24,860 A week ago, you said it was pathetic. 879 01:07:25,076 --> 01:07:28,611 Now you're singing, dancing and sliding down a banister? 880 01:07:28,830 --> 01:07:32,781 Honey, she's a vixen. She's not giving him his medicine, 881 01:07:33,002 --> 01:07:37,166 she's gonna get his money and dump him in a home. l know this. 882 01:07:37,381 --> 01:07:39,670 So it's not the money, it's your uncle. 883 01:07:39,884 --> 01:07:44,511 Exactly. He's opened up his heart to me, you know. 884 01:07:44,723 --> 01:07:49,266 We've rekindled something that we haven't had since l was a kid. 885 01:07:49,478 --> 01:07:53,227 l mean, we got a bond growing here. 886 01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:57,024 Danny, l love you and l believe in you. 887 01:07:58,696 --> 01:08:03,193 But isn't everything you're telling me a big crock of bubbling shit? 888 01:08:03,410 --> 01:08:05,948 - No. - lt's just the money. 889 01:08:06,163 --> 01:08:09,947 - lt's not. - Mr Daniel. 890 01:08:10,167 --> 01:08:13,501 Your uncle has requested another chorus. 891 01:08:13,712 --> 01:08:17,711 - Come with me. Just leave. - All my stuff's here. 892 01:08:17,925 --> 01:08:21,259 - All my clothes. - l've seen your clothes. Just leave. 893 01:08:21,471 --> 01:08:24,389 Shall l tell him you're coming, sir? 894 01:08:27,519 --> 01:08:29,726 lt's not the money. 895 01:08:40,575 --> 01:08:44,110 [Danny as Durante] He's back! Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha! 896 01:08:55,049 --> 01:08:59,343 - More wine, sir? - No, thank you, Douglas. 897 01:08:59,554 --> 01:09:03,219 - ls the chicken Kiev satisfactory? - lt's excellent. 898 01:09:03,433 --> 01:09:07,930 Could you tell the cook that tomorrow l'd like to have broiled salmon again? 899 01:09:08,147 --> 01:09:12,726 - Very good, sir. - ls my uncle going to swim today? 900 01:09:12,943 --> 01:09:16,443 He's not at home, sir. He took the shuttle to Washington. 901 01:09:16,656 --> 01:09:20,524 - Business trip. - Yes and no, sir. 902 01:09:20,744 --> 01:09:24,029 - What does that mean? - He took Miss Molly along. 903 01:09:25,832 --> 01:09:27,161 He did? 904 01:09:27,376 --> 01:09:30,994 Yes. He had me book the honeymoon suite at the Coolidge Hotel. 905 01:09:31,756 --> 01:09:33,795 Honeymoon? 906 01:09:35,384 --> 01:09:37,424 More wine, sir? 907 01:09:45,020 --> 01:09:49,813 This is a matter of life or death. These are Mr McTeague's pills. 908 01:09:50,025 --> 01:09:55,981 l have to get them to him in two minutes and 45 seconds. l need the room number! 909 01:09:56,199 --> 01:09:59,116 l'm sorry, sir. Mr McTeague was very specific. 910 01:09:59,327 --> 01:10:02,531 No one is to have his room number. 911 01:10:02,748 --> 01:10:05,998 - l'll see to it that he gets the pills and... - No! 912 01:10:07,544 --> 01:10:10,878 No! No, you don't understand. 913 01:10:11,090 --> 01:10:17,343 These pills only work if l give them to him myself. lt's a very rare condition. 914 01:10:17,555 --> 01:10:22,016 Excuse me, sir. Does this say ''moron''? 915 01:10:24,897 --> 01:10:28,811 l will leave him your message. Would you like a room? 916 01:10:29,026 --> 01:10:30,770 l'm his nephew. 917 01:10:30,987 --> 01:10:34,735 - Oh, his nephew. - Yes. 918 01:10:34,949 --> 01:10:41,237 Because he gave specific instructions not to give his room number to relatives. 919 01:10:44,001 --> 01:10:49,043 What's the matter with you? Do you not care about this hotel's reputation? 920 01:10:49,256 --> 01:10:53,041 There is an old man shacked up here with a very young girl. 921 01:10:53,261 --> 01:10:58,635 Sir, most of these rooms have old men with young girls. This is Washington. 922 01:11:00,143 --> 01:11:04,188 All right, listen, pal. Just give me... 923 01:11:07,192 --> 01:11:10,147 ..a room. A cheap one. 924 01:11:10,363 --> 01:11:12,402 Of course. 925 01:11:24,169 --> 01:11:26,791 [Uncle Joe] Come on, Molly. Drink up. 926 01:11:41,063 --> 01:11:42,391 [knocking] 927 01:11:42,606 --> 01:11:45,062 Yeah, come in. lt's open. 928 01:11:46,944 --> 01:11:48,771 Right there. 929 01:11:49,864 --> 01:11:52,485 - Leaving? - Yeah. 930 01:11:57,372 --> 01:12:00,457 - Where's Molly? - She's taking a walk. 931 01:12:02,002 --> 01:12:04,374 We had a fight. 932 01:12:06,006 --> 01:12:08,628 Nothing serious, l hope. 933 01:12:08,843 --> 01:12:12,675 Be honest. Do you think Molly would even like me if l wasn't rich? 934 01:12:12,889 --> 01:12:16,507 Look, l don't want to say anything against her. 935 01:12:17,811 --> 01:12:19,969 But like you say, let's be honest. 936 01:12:20,439 --> 01:12:23,642 How many girls like that are with poor old guys? 937 01:12:23,859 --> 01:12:26,813 - Take some towels. - What? 938 01:12:27,029 --> 01:12:30,315 Take some towels for the money they charge here, you should take everything. 939 01:12:30,533 --> 01:12:34,827 l'm trying to figure out a way to get the bed out of here. 940 01:12:35,038 --> 01:12:38,454 You are some piece of work, do you know that? 941 01:12:40,294 --> 01:12:42,832 She's a good kid. 942 01:12:44,465 --> 01:12:47,632 That's why she can't... 943 01:12:47,843 --> 01:12:51,888 She can't... can't just get herself to... You know. 944 01:12:53,933 --> 01:12:58,014 You mean you two didn't...? 945 01:12:59,398 --> 01:13:01,687 No. 946 01:13:01,900 --> 01:13:07,820 You know, l never believed that anyone could love me for me. 947 01:13:09,784 --> 01:13:13,533 How could l, when my own mother didn't? 948 01:13:15,248 --> 01:13:16,992 She didn't? 949 01:13:17,209 --> 01:13:20,163 She left me and my brother at a... 950 01:13:23,716 --> 01:13:27,167 ..at a home in Albany when l was three. 951 01:13:27,386 --> 01:13:31,301 No note, no nothing. Never asked about us. 952 01:13:31,516 --> 01:13:33,972 Never said, ''l'm sorry.'' 953 01:13:39,066 --> 01:13:41,391 Your mother has to love you. 954 01:13:42,486 --> 01:13:43,684 Right Danny? 955 01:13:43,904 --> 01:13:49,195 So even if no one else does, she has to, doesn't she? 956 01:13:51,955 --> 01:13:55,406 Well, if my own mother couldn't love me, l... 957 01:14:03,342 --> 01:14:05,216 I... 958 01:14:08,431 --> 01:14:11,053 l love you, Uncle Joe. 959 01:14:14,437 --> 01:14:16,264 You do? 960 01:14:17,691 --> 01:14:19,933 Yeah, l do. 961 01:14:23,656 --> 01:14:25,814 Take me home, Danny. 962 01:14:29,829 --> 01:14:32,700 [Robin] Danny what do you mean he's throwing her out of the house? 963 01:14:32,916 --> 01:14:35,952 Honey, just wait a second, will you? 964 01:14:39,339 --> 01:14:42,923 - Danny! - Honey, l had no choice. 965 01:14:43,135 --> 01:14:47,133 It was an emergancy, she wasn't going to bring him back till she got what she wanted. 966 01:14:47,348 --> 01:14:49,886 You mean until she got what you wanted. 967 01:14:50,101 --> 01:14:52,390 Honey, it's not like that. 968 01:14:53,480 --> 01:14:58,189 Look, Uncle Joe and l, we talked. l mean, we really talked. 969 01:14:58,402 --> 01:15:01,901 He's been in Washington. Some military contract. 970 01:15:02,114 --> 01:15:07,536 - Oh, yeah? - I brought him back today and we're going to go and see his attorneys. 971 01:15:07,745 --> 01:15:11,197 From now on, honey, l'm going to be responsible for him. 972 01:15:11,416 --> 01:15:15,710 l'm gonna be here with him, and...you know. 973 01:15:18,882 --> 01:15:20,922 Rich. 974 01:15:22,428 --> 01:15:26,212 - What about your cousins, you made deal? - My cousins are animals! 975 01:15:26,432 --> 01:15:29,350 They would put him in a home if they could. 976 01:15:29,561 --> 01:15:31,803 l'll take care of their children, 977 01:15:32,022 --> 01:15:35,473 you know, give each kid like a scholarship or something, 978 01:15:35,692 --> 01:15:38,148 but my cousins forget it, don't deserve anything. 979 01:15:38,362 --> 01:15:41,529 - You bastard! - Frank what are you doing? - Frank, no! 980 01:15:41,741 --> 01:15:45,026 - Whatever happened to ''Hello''? - We heard every word. 981 01:15:45,244 --> 01:15:47,700 - What did you do? Listen outside my door? - Always. 982 01:15:47,914 --> 01:15:52,161 - l had no idea how sick you guys were. - Come spend a day with us. 983 01:15:52,377 --> 01:15:55,295 - l'd rather shove this up my ass. - l'll do it. 984 01:15:55,506 --> 01:16:01,794 - You're playing a lone hand, huh? Are you double crossing us? - First of all, l never agreed to anything with you. 985 01:16:02,722 --> 01:16:05,889 l only said was I'll visit my uncle, see how things were and let me tell u something. 986 01:16:06,100 --> 01:16:08,722 l saw, and it made me sick. 987 01:16:08,937 --> 01:16:14,607 - You bastard. - l like it better when she said that. I think it's the accent or something. 988 01:16:14,818 --> 01:16:18,104 - l thought l'd find you here together. - We're not all together. 989 01:16:18,322 --> 01:16:20,362 Right. 990 01:16:21,951 --> 01:16:25,451 Do you know, l thought you were different than the others. 991 01:16:25,663 --> 01:16:27,989 But you're no different, you're exactly the same. 992 01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:32,040 l am looking out for my uncle, OK? l am looking out for his welfare. 993 01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:35,338 Bullshit. They were willing to wait until he died. 994 01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:37,708 But not you, you're going to eat him raw. 995 01:16:37,927 --> 01:16:41,925 - Wait a minute. Danny is not like that. - Try to remember something, OK? 996 01:16:42,139 --> 01:16:44,595 ln the long run, nobody likes a tease. 997 01:16:44,809 --> 01:16:49,021 You are a cheap, chiselling, low-life hustler. 998 01:16:49,230 --> 01:16:52,766 - [Carl] You said it! - Well, it takes one to spot one. 999 01:16:58,657 --> 01:17:00,484 - Stop it! - Great! 1000 01:17:00,701 --> 01:17:04,782 Now you stop it, after she gets in a shot. 1001 01:17:05,957 --> 01:17:11,165 l'll give you half a million dollars to leave. Cash. Soon as l get the money. 1002 01:17:11,380 --> 01:17:14,297 Better than delivering pizza, even in a good year. 1003 01:17:14,508 --> 01:17:19,633 She gets half a million dollars and we get a couple of lousy scholarships? That's not fair! 1004 01:17:19,847 --> 01:17:23,797 No, l will give you half a million dollars and you leave. 1005 01:17:24,018 --> 01:17:27,185 You'll give me half a million? l'm getting it all! 1006 01:17:27,397 --> 01:17:31,181 He sees right through you. You're a walking fish-tank, baby. 1007 01:17:31,401 --> 01:17:35,269 - You and your tan tushy can... - l'll sleep with him. 1008 01:17:36,615 --> 01:17:38,904 What? 1009 01:17:39,118 --> 01:17:44,243 - What, you're...you're gonna...? - As soon as he gets back from work. 1010 01:17:44,457 --> 01:17:47,127 l'll give him a right good one. 1011 01:17:48,336 --> 01:17:50,578 You... See, it wouldn't... 1012 01:17:50,797 --> 01:17:54,665 He wouldn't be interested in that. lt wouldn't even matter. 1013 01:17:54,885 --> 01:17:58,669 lt'll matter. l'll make it matter. 1014 01:18:07,274 --> 01:18:09,147 # Inka dinka doo # 1015 01:18:11,570 --> 01:18:13,563 Molly. 1016 01:18:13,781 --> 01:18:17,482 Do you know that both of my daughters are named Molly? 1017 01:18:17,702 --> 01:18:19,908 Oh, God. 1018 01:18:20,121 --> 01:18:22,161 Oh, God. 1019 01:18:26,336 --> 01:18:30,085 Oh, God. You think she'll do it? 1020 01:18:31,341 --> 01:18:32,586 Yes, l do. 1021 01:18:32,801 --> 01:18:36,716 You've given her no choice. She'll do it just to beat you. 1022 01:18:36,931 --> 01:18:40,881 Oh, Jesus. You think it'll work? 1023 01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:44,976 A young girl with a body like that? 1024 01:18:45,190 --> 01:18:49,567 There'll be nothing left of him but a smile and an old hat. 1025 01:19:03,334 --> 01:19:05,908 Welcome home, Joe. 1026 01:19:10,634 --> 01:19:12,674 Hello, Molly. 1027 01:19:16,891 --> 01:19:18,931 [inaudible] 1028 01:19:19,686 --> 01:19:22,473 l'm tired. l'm going upstairs. 1029 01:19:24,399 --> 01:19:25,395 Uncle Joe! 1030 01:19:30,697 --> 01:19:31,693 Wait! 1031 01:19:31,907 --> 01:19:34,612 Sir, will you need my assistance? 1032 01:19:34,827 --> 01:19:38,196 No, Molly will assist me. 1033 01:19:39,457 --> 01:19:42,079 Oh, l see. Very good, sir. 1034 01:19:43,294 --> 01:19:45,583 Let's go. 1035 01:19:50,177 --> 01:19:54,305 Sir? May l ask for a reference before you go upstairs? 1036 01:19:54,515 --> 01:19:56,591 Not now, Douglas. 1037 01:20:00,688 --> 01:20:03,476 Goodbye, sir. 1038 01:20:03,692 --> 01:20:06,646 Uncle Joe, wait! Please wait. 1039 01:20:06,862 --> 01:20:11,239 - l have a surprise for you. - Danny, don't. 1040 01:20:14,078 --> 01:20:15,157 Up we go. 1041 01:20:18,583 --> 01:20:21,252 His face! Did you see it? 1042 01:20:21,461 --> 01:20:24,332 l've never been in one of these before. 1043 01:20:25,340 --> 01:20:26,882 [Uncle Joe] Hang on! 1044 01:20:33,849 --> 01:20:36,091 Molly, let me say something. 1045 01:20:36,310 --> 01:20:40,095 No. Don't say anything. 1046 01:20:41,691 --> 01:20:45,855 - A little young for you, ain't she, Joe? - Who's there? 1047 01:20:50,159 --> 01:20:52,317 Hi, Joe. lt's been a long time. 1048 01:20:53,329 --> 01:20:57,457 - lt's Daniel. - Daniel? 1049 01:21:01,379 --> 01:21:07,500 - What are you...? You got so old. - You're no Monet yourself. 1050 01:21:10,264 --> 01:21:13,680 Molly, this is my cousin Daniel. Danny's father. 1051 01:21:15,311 --> 01:21:18,846 Danny asked me to come. He's got a real regard for you. 1052 01:21:19,065 --> 01:21:24,487 He made me think that maybe things are different than the way l remember them. 1053 01:21:24,696 --> 01:21:28,279 But they're not, are they? lt's still the same. 1054 01:21:28,492 --> 01:21:32,989 God, this place still stinks from greed. 1055 01:21:33,205 --> 01:21:35,578 Those who have it... 1056 01:21:36,751 --> 01:21:38,958 and those who want it. 1057 01:21:46,428 --> 01:21:47,922 Dad! 1058 01:21:49,223 --> 01:21:54,300 - Hello, Daniel. - You came! That was great of you. 1059 01:21:55,313 --> 01:21:57,638 - l'm leaving. - What? 1060 01:21:57,857 --> 01:22:00,858 God. They're all still here. 1061 01:22:01,069 --> 01:22:05,945 First your parents, now you. He'll outlive your children and leave them nothing. 1062 01:22:06,158 --> 01:22:07,736 You wanna lighten up? 1063 01:22:07,952 --> 01:22:12,281 You know who ruins this world? The greedy. That's it. 1064 01:22:13,666 --> 01:22:17,332 They have it. l want it. l have it. l want more. 1065 01:22:17,545 --> 01:22:20,879 That's the real pollution. Greed. 1066 01:22:23,427 --> 01:22:25,834 You know who l think ruins the world? 1067 01:22:26,055 --> 01:22:31,511 Pompous, self-righteous, holier-than-thou middle-aged fanatics in pony-tails 1068 01:22:31,727 --> 01:22:34,645 who give away their kids' toys! 1069 01:22:37,025 --> 01:22:40,643 - He's got you too, huh? - No, he doesn't have me. 1070 01:22:40,862 --> 01:22:44,196 - Can't the truth be in between? - No! 1071 01:22:44,408 --> 01:22:47,195 One way is all right, one way is all wrong. 1072 01:22:47,411 --> 01:22:49,783 His way or my way. Pick. 1073 01:22:49,997 --> 01:22:51,373 - Dad. - Pick! 1074 01:22:56,629 --> 01:22:58,955 - You are just so... - Pick! 1075 01:23:02,427 --> 01:23:05,215 All right, then l pick him. 1076 01:23:07,766 --> 01:23:11,717 At least he doesn't take himself so goddamn seriously. 1077 01:23:42,763 --> 01:23:44,720 l'm leaving. 1078 01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:48,593 Why? 1079 01:23:49,729 --> 01:23:54,972 l can't believe l was almost going to screw the old boy for money. 1080 01:23:56,194 --> 01:23:59,777 l suppose maybe l've always been here for the money. 1081 01:23:59,990 --> 01:24:02,861 Christ, l make myself sick. 1082 01:24:03,077 --> 01:24:05,402 l have to get out of here. 1083 01:24:06,622 --> 01:24:08,200 l understand. 1084 01:24:09,876 --> 01:24:12,996 You'll take care of him, won't you? 1085 01:24:13,755 --> 01:24:15,498 Of course. 1086 01:24:15,715 --> 01:24:19,583 You're not going to put him in a home? 1087 01:24:19,803 --> 01:24:20,882 Never. 1088 01:24:24,516 --> 01:24:26,426 Bye. 1089 01:24:39,866 --> 01:24:42,405 Hey. You OK? 1090 01:24:44,038 --> 01:24:45,200 Yeah. 1091 01:24:46,415 --> 01:24:51,042 God, that was some scene with your father. l just... 1092 01:24:53,882 --> 01:24:55,293 What? 1093 01:24:57,302 --> 01:24:59,046 That wasn't my father. 1094 01:25:01,306 --> 01:25:03,845 What? 1095 01:25:04,059 --> 01:25:08,638 That was an actor. My father wouldn't come here on a bet. 1096 01:25:11,276 --> 01:25:14,230 - So you just...? - lt was my only shot, honey. 1097 01:25:14,446 --> 01:25:18,064 He wanted me to pick him over my father. 1098 01:25:18,283 --> 01:25:20,953 Yes, and you said you never would. 1099 01:25:21,161 --> 01:25:24,994 l didn't. l picked him over an actor. 1100 01:25:27,335 --> 01:25:29,742 - Don't touch me. - What? 1101 01:25:29,963 --> 01:25:33,047 - Hey. Come on. What's the matter? - Danny. 1102 01:25:33,258 --> 01:25:36,425 You dropped your compass in the woods and you're lost. 1103 01:25:36,636 --> 01:25:38,261 l'm not lost. 1104 01:25:38,472 --> 01:25:42,849 - You don't see how sick this is? - No! 1105 01:25:43,060 --> 01:25:48,137 - Who got hurt? - The truth got hurt. OK? 1106 01:25:48,357 --> 01:25:52,356 lntegrity, self-respect, decent human behaviour got hurt. 1107 01:25:52,570 --> 01:25:56,699 l will be good to him. Tell me who else will be as good. 1108 01:25:56,908 --> 01:26:00,444 - That's not the point. - No, that is the point. 1109 01:26:01,664 --> 01:26:06,160 We've been through a lot together and l think l've been pretty loyal. 1110 01:26:06,377 --> 01:26:08,868 Honey, you've been great. 1111 01:26:09,088 --> 01:26:14,083 But if you touch one cent of your uncle's money, we're through. 1112 01:26:15,679 --> 01:26:18,051 - What are you, crazy? - l mean it. 1113 01:26:18,265 --> 01:26:22,927 lf you take any of that money, l will have no respect for you. 1114 01:26:23,145 --> 01:26:26,728 Jesus! You sound like my father. 1115 01:26:26,941 --> 01:26:31,650 No, l sound like the actor who played your father. Enjoy your money. 1116 01:26:38,287 --> 01:26:40,612 - Daniel McTeague Junior. - Here. 1117 01:26:45,044 --> 01:26:48,912 Your great-uncle has chosen, for reasons l assume he's explained, 1118 01:26:49,132 --> 01:26:51,290 to transfer to you all his assets, 1119 01:26:51,509 --> 01:26:56,753 including full control of his commercial, personal and financial affairs. 1120 01:26:56,974 --> 01:26:59,844 My boy. My good boy. 1121 01:27:00,978 --> 01:27:06,103 l would like to give you a full picture of your great-uncle's holdings. 1122 01:27:06,317 --> 01:27:10,647 The McTeague Scrap Metal Company, comprising scrapyards, trucking... 1123 01:27:10,864 --> 01:27:12,488 Excuse me. 1124 01:27:14,493 --> 01:27:18,787 Uncle Joe, there's something l'd like to explain to you. 1125 01:27:20,749 --> 01:27:24,748 First of all, when l came to your birthday party that time, 1126 01:27:24,962 --> 01:27:30,301 l had no idea this was going to happen. l wasn't after your money. 1127 01:27:30,510 --> 01:27:34,460 l know that. That's why l love you. 1128 01:27:40,062 --> 01:27:42,933 Joe. l have to tell you something. 1129 01:27:43,149 --> 01:27:44,524 What? 1130 01:27:46,444 --> 01:27:47,986 l'm... 1131 01:27:49,531 --> 01:27:52,485 going to take such good care of you. 1132 01:27:54,578 --> 01:27:56,867 You're a good boy. 1133 01:27:58,123 --> 01:28:00,282 ls that it? 1134 01:28:01,210 --> 01:28:03,748 - Yeah. - Well, that was lovely. 1135 01:28:04,464 --> 01:28:08,793 As l was saying, the McTeague Scrap Metal Company, comprising... 1136 01:28:09,010 --> 01:28:13,756 - Stop! Sign nothing! - What the hell is this? 1137 01:28:13,974 --> 01:28:17,011 Oh, my, my, my. 1138 01:28:17,227 --> 01:28:19,683 lf deceit has a name, it's his name! 1139 01:28:25,528 --> 01:28:31,069 Daniel, is it true? ls everything these gerbils have been telling me true? 1140 01:28:35,122 --> 01:28:37,162 Dad. 1141 01:28:37,374 --> 01:28:38,370 Dad? 1142 01:28:38,584 --> 01:28:42,167 Yes, Dad. Daniel McTeague Senior, his father. 1143 01:28:42,380 --> 01:28:47,375 His real father, not the actor he hired to come to your house last night. 1144 01:28:48,470 --> 01:28:50,297 Danny. 1145 01:28:53,267 --> 01:28:55,840 They told me that, Daniel. 1146 01:28:58,606 --> 01:29:00,563 ls it true? 1147 01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:04,816 Yeah. lt's true. 1148 01:29:07,115 --> 01:29:13,652 You hired an actor to pretend he was me, and then pretended to fight with him? 1149 01:29:13,872 --> 01:29:17,621 And told him you preferred Uncle Joe to me? 1150 01:29:17,835 --> 01:29:21,619 Well, when you put it like that, it sounds kind of bad. 1151 01:29:21,839 --> 01:29:26,667 l know we've had our differences. And l know you think l'm strange. 1152 01:29:26,886 --> 01:29:28,844 No. No, Dad. 1153 01:29:29,055 --> 01:29:32,888 l am. But l've always respected you, Daniel. Always. 1154 01:29:33,101 --> 01:29:36,019 l've always felt you had real character. 1155 01:29:36,230 --> 01:29:37,475 Ha-ha! 1156 01:29:40,401 --> 01:29:43,106 - Does money mean this much to you? - No. 1157 01:29:43,321 --> 01:29:46,406 l didn't go and see Uncle Joe for the money. 1158 01:29:46,616 --> 01:29:52,157 We made a deal. lf he kept the money in the family, he'd get a cut. Right? 1159 01:29:52,372 --> 01:29:54,911 - Yes, but... - Then he double-crossed us. 1160 01:29:55,125 --> 01:29:58,210 Because they're scum! They're greedy! 1161 01:29:58,421 --> 01:30:01,920 We're greedy? We were willing to share. 1162 01:30:03,092 --> 01:30:04,670 Dad. 1163 01:30:05,762 --> 01:30:11,183 l don't know what happened. l just got...sucked in. 1164 01:30:11,393 --> 01:30:15,605 First one thing didn't seem wrong, then another, until... 1165 01:30:15,815 --> 01:30:18,222 Nothing seemed wrong. 1166 01:30:18,442 --> 01:30:21,360 l know. That's why l left. 1167 01:30:35,586 --> 01:30:39,631 - How are you, Joe? - l'm still eating grapes. 1168 01:31:03,158 --> 01:31:06,242 - Uncle Joe. - Save it. 1169 01:31:07,704 --> 01:31:13,079 OK, Joe. Bare knuckles, toe to toe. We've spent 20 years eating your shit 1170 01:31:13,294 --> 01:31:17,374 and saying, ''Mm! Delicious.. what a cook.'' No more. We've hired attorneys. 1171 01:31:17,590 --> 01:31:21,255 lf we don't get our share, we'll get you declared incompetent. 1172 01:31:21,469 --> 01:31:24,091 And we'll win, because we found out things. 1173 01:31:24,306 --> 01:31:27,390 You've got toys in the attic. Broken toys. 1174 01:31:28,101 --> 01:31:32,265 And we'll hammer on you until you cave in. Understand? 1175 01:31:32,481 --> 01:31:35,731 - Or is your mind already gone? - All right! 1176 01:31:38,988 --> 01:31:41,658 Sit down. All of you. 1177 01:31:42,784 --> 01:31:44,611 - Uncle Joe... - Quiet. 1178 01:31:55,381 --> 01:31:57,374 Go ahead. 1179 01:31:57,592 --> 01:32:00,759 As l was about to say before the circus came to town, 1180 01:32:00,970 --> 01:32:03,129 your uncle's holdings at their peak 1181 01:32:03,348 --> 01:32:08,639 held a net - net, mind you - financial value of just under $25 million. 1182 01:32:12,566 --> 01:32:16,516 At the moment, however, he is $95,000 in debt. 1183 01:32:25,914 --> 01:32:30,493 - Wait a minute. He's...? - ln debt beyond the value of his assets. 1184 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:38,420 The room, is it doing this? 1185 01:32:40,388 --> 01:32:43,639 l fear this has come as a shock to you. 1186 01:32:43,850 --> 01:32:49,189 No. Shitting a sailboat, that's a shock. This is a fucking catastrophe! 1187 01:32:50,107 --> 01:32:53,607 The trip to Washington was not for a military contract. 1188 01:32:53,819 --> 01:32:58,648 lt was to work out an arrangement with the lRS to keep Joe out of jail. 1189 01:32:58,867 --> 01:33:03,161 That has been accomplished, but everything is lost. 1190 01:33:03,371 --> 01:33:07,535 Plus some arrangement must be made for the 95,000. 1191 01:33:11,881 --> 01:33:15,332 How the hell do you lose $25 million? 1192 01:33:16,427 --> 01:33:18,052 lt's easier than you think. 1193 01:33:18,263 --> 01:33:22,972 l overextended, made loans, some claims the government wouldn't allow. 1194 01:33:23,185 --> 01:33:26,850 - The penalties were... - Hold it. l don't believe this. 1195 01:33:27,064 --> 01:33:29,899 lt's another one of his tricks. A little test! 1196 01:33:30,109 --> 01:33:32,730 l will put you in touch with the lRS. 1197 01:33:32,945 --> 01:33:37,442 They'll give you a full accounting as well as the lovely brochure for the auction. 1198 01:33:37,659 --> 01:33:41,871 - Auction? - They're taking my home. 1199 01:33:42,080 --> 01:33:45,034 Damn it! Stupid, stupid! 1200 01:33:45,250 --> 01:33:49,498 We played along! We should've stepped in five years ago! 1201 01:33:49,713 --> 01:33:51,790 Two would have been enough. 1202 01:33:52,008 --> 01:33:54,843 You stupid, pathetic old man. 1203 01:33:55,053 --> 01:33:57,674 Goddamn it Frank! One more word out of you, 1204 01:33:57,889 --> 01:34:02,219 l'll kick your ass so high up you'll take off your shirt to shit! 1205 01:34:02,436 --> 01:34:04,345 Come on. 1206 01:34:04,563 --> 01:34:06,935 Come on, bowling boy! 1207 01:34:10,277 --> 01:34:12,484 Stop it! 1208 01:34:12,697 --> 01:34:14,736 Frank, cut it out! 1209 01:34:20,372 --> 01:34:24,701 - Stop! l've got a metal plate in my head. - You do? 1210 01:34:24,918 --> 01:34:26,710 No! 1211 01:34:28,339 --> 01:34:32,337 - That's enough. - Get security to the conference room. 1212 01:34:32,552 --> 01:34:35,553 That's enough. Get over here. 1213 01:34:36,723 --> 01:34:38,632 Meathead! 1214 01:34:38,850 --> 01:34:41,388 You're insane, you know that? 1215 01:34:41,603 --> 01:34:45,601 Me? For five years, l begged you, let's put him in a home! 1216 01:34:45,816 --> 01:34:51,059 No, you didn't want to. You didn't have the balls! None of you have any balls! 1217 01:34:52,573 --> 01:34:53,854 Frank? 1218 01:34:54,075 --> 01:34:56,827 l've been waiting to do this a long time. 1219 01:35:03,836 --> 01:35:05,246 Stop it. 1220 01:35:05,462 --> 01:35:07,122 Come on. 1221 01:35:07,339 --> 01:35:10,625 - l want them out of here! - lt's all right! 1222 01:35:15,765 --> 01:35:17,758 We were... 1223 01:35:17,976 --> 01:35:20,598 We were just leaving, anyway. 1224 01:35:21,480 --> 01:35:24,101 - What do we do now? - Nothing! 1225 01:35:24,316 --> 01:35:27,685 We wait around and dance at his funeral. 1226 01:35:51,304 --> 01:35:53,427 You're still here. 1227 01:35:55,392 --> 01:35:59,224 How long have you known you were broke? 1228 01:35:59,438 --> 01:36:01,976 About a year. 1229 01:36:02,191 --> 01:36:03,815 A year. 1230 01:36:04,026 --> 01:36:10,563 So this whole time you were...what? Schmucking with me? Every second. 1231 01:36:10,783 --> 01:36:13,950 Danny, please, l had to find out, 1232 01:36:14,162 --> 01:36:17,863 I had to know who'd take care of me when they found out l had nothing. 1233 01:36:18,083 --> 01:36:23,244 And care will be required. Your uncle's condition is degenerative, 1234 01:36:23,464 --> 01:36:27,462 and whoever assumes control over his finances 1235 01:36:27,677 --> 01:36:30,132 must oversee the liquidation of his assets, 1236 01:36:30,346 --> 01:36:33,051 be responsible for the outstanding balance, 1237 01:36:33,266 --> 01:36:35,722 and, of course, there's our bill. 1238 01:36:35,936 --> 01:36:38,723 We will need you to sign these papers. 1239 01:36:38,939 --> 01:36:41,347 lf you'd just told me the truth. 1240 01:36:43,903 --> 01:36:47,817 l mean, l'm not saying l'm a perfect guy or anything, 1241 01:36:48,032 --> 01:36:53,656 but then maybe l could have felt some compassion, some responsibility. 1242 01:36:53,872 --> 01:36:56,114 Just the truth! 1243 01:36:57,793 --> 01:37:02,004 The truth is, l'm an old guy. l'm broke. l need help. 1244 01:37:02,214 --> 01:37:04,966 Not now! Then. 1245 01:37:06,052 --> 01:37:08,294 Now's no good. 1246 01:37:08,513 --> 01:37:11,265 Now's too late. 1247 01:37:11,474 --> 01:37:14,678 l crawled. l begged. 1248 01:37:16,646 --> 01:37:19,220 l lost my girlfriend. 1249 01:37:20,776 --> 01:37:23,232 l hate that you did this. 1250 01:37:24,655 --> 01:37:28,523 Danny, l had to. l had to find out who loved me. 1251 01:37:28,743 --> 01:37:32,693 - Who... - Nobody. Nobody loved you. 1252 01:37:34,583 --> 01:37:35,911 Why should they? 1253 01:37:38,378 --> 01:37:44,251 What's there to love? What about you is there to love? 1254 01:38:04,031 --> 01:38:08,907 l want a camera on the kid's father when the kid's shooting the free throws. 1255 01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:13,248 lf he misses, the expression on the dad's face is another Emmy. 1256 01:38:13,458 --> 01:38:15,498 Find the dad. 1257 01:38:18,338 --> 01:38:21,423 - Mike, go back. - Hey! 1258 01:38:23,010 --> 01:38:25,548 - Stop! - Girlie, if you don't sit down... 1259 01:38:25,763 --> 01:38:28,337 Will you shut up a second? 1260 01:38:32,520 --> 01:38:34,644 [man] l'll meet you over there. 1261 01:38:47,036 --> 01:38:49,574 What happened? 1262 01:38:49,789 --> 01:38:52,078 Uncle Joe was broke. 1263 01:38:52,292 --> 01:38:54,866 - Come on. - Broke. 1264 01:38:55,087 --> 01:38:59,464 No, not just broke. ln debt. 1265 01:38:59,675 --> 01:39:04,551 Everybody pushing and shoving, and all the time the trough was empty. 1266 01:39:08,852 --> 01:39:12,387 When did l get so obsessed with money? 1267 01:39:12,606 --> 01:39:14,931 When did that happen? 1268 01:39:16,026 --> 01:39:19,561 l mean, you've known me for years. l was never like that. 1269 01:39:19,780 --> 01:39:21,607 Was l? 1270 01:39:21,824 --> 01:39:23,698 No. 1271 01:39:27,956 --> 01:39:32,120 - What's going to happen to him? - Uncle Joe? 1272 01:39:32,335 --> 01:39:35,420 l assume my cousins will hang him. 1273 01:39:35,631 --> 01:39:37,505 No, really. 1274 01:39:39,218 --> 01:39:41,175 Really. 1275 01:39:42,430 --> 01:39:45,680 l don't know. l don't care. 1276 01:39:46,893 --> 01:39:48,173 You don't? 1277 01:39:48,394 --> 01:39:51,846 Allow me to face up to it. l wasn't there for him. 1278 01:39:52,065 --> 01:39:54,438 l was there for the money, boom. 1279 01:39:55,861 --> 01:40:00,570 That time when you told me about the scrap yard, he told you how scared he was to go into a home? 1280 01:40:00,783 --> 01:40:03,986 You told me you felt sorry for him. 1281 01:40:04,203 --> 01:40:06,161 l did. 1282 01:40:06,831 --> 01:40:10,876 But don't you see? lt was an act. He was putting on an act. 1283 01:40:11,086 --> 01:40:14,751 - Anybody would have felt sorry for him. - Even your cousins? 1284 01:40:21,097 --> 01:40:24,098 [workman] Make sure you get plenty of padding on there! 1285 01:40:25,476 --> 01:40:27,635 Put it in last. 1286 01:40:32,067 --> 01:40:34,309 Douglas. Douglas. 1287 01:40:35,195 --> 01:40:36,690 Where's Uncle Joe? 1288 01:40:36,905 --> 01:40:41,901 l couldn't say, sir. l'm no longer in your uncle's employ. 1289 01:40:42,119 --> 01:40:45,156 - What are you talking about? - He can no longer pay my wages. 1290 01:40:46,374 --> 01:40:49,411 Wages? Don't you care what happens to him? 1291 01:40:50,587 --> 01:40:53,956 Very droll, sir. Most amusing, sir. 1292 01:40:54,216 --> 01:40:58,546 - Watch your back. Coming through. - Where is he, in a nursing home? 1293 01:40:58,763 --> 01:41:01,301 Out of the question. He can't afford it. 1294 01:41:01,516 --> 01:41:05,810 Hey. What...? What's he going to do? 1295 01:41:06,020 --> 01:41:10,979 He can go dance the hully-gully for all l care. Good day, sir. 1296 01:41:37,388 --> 01:41:41,220 [doctor being paged over tannoy] 1297 01:41:48,024 --> 01:41:50,148 Where's your hat? 1298 01:41:51,612 --> 01:41:54,696 Went in the auction. A buck's a buck. 1299 01:41:54,907 --> 01:42:00,364 Your lawyer told me you were here. What are you doing in the hospital? 1300 01:42:00,580 --> 01:42:02,987 l didn't feel good, stupid. Why else do u go to a hospital. 1301 01:42:03,208 --> 01:42:06,873 - But a county ward? - lt's all l can afford. 1302 01:42:07,963 --> 01:42:13,468 lronic, huh? l'm right back where my mother left me. 1303 01:42:13,677 --> 01:42:18,589 You call me stupid. Work your way up from nothing, from the street, 1304 01:42:19,100 --> 01:42:21,769 you piss it all away. 1305 01:42:21,978 --> 01:42:23,971 Did you just come to cheer me up, or what? 1306 01:42:25,899 --> 01:42:29,564 - Come on. Where's all your crap? - Huh? 1307 01:42:29,778 --> 01:42:33,397 Your crap. Your stuff.. Your cloths. They didn't bring you in naked, did they? 1308 01:42:33,616 --> 01:42:37,032 - ln my bag. - All right, come on, let's go. 1309 01:42:39,455 --> 01:42:42,659 - Where? - What, suddenly you're particular? 1310 01:42:43,752 --> 01:42:45,994 You're coming with me. 1311 01:42:52,344 --> 01:42:57,552 Robin and l are getting married. We decided to adopt you. 1312 01:42:58,976 --> 01:43:03,853 - You and Robin...? - We wanted to start a family anyway. 1313 01:43:04,065 --> 01:43:07,102 At least this way we know what we're getting. 1314 01:43:10,739 --> 01:43:15,236 Signed you up for Little League. Don't embarrass me. 1315 01:43:23,795 --> 01:43:25,704 My son. 1316 01:43:53,744 --> 01:43:57,078 Okey-doke. Watch your fingers. 1317 01:43:57,290 --> 01:44:00,457 Hi, honey, l'm home! Look what the stork brought us. 1318 01:44:00,668 --> 01:44:03,207 - Hi, Uncle Joe. - Hello, Robin. 1319 01:44:04,881 --> 01:44:07,752 Danny bought me a hat. 1320 01:44:07,968 --> 01:44:10,008 Smart choice. 1321 01:44:11,096 --> 01:44:16,055 Well, this is my place, and l think we'll all be very comfortable here. 1322 01:44:17,729 --> 01:44:20,267 - Would you like to see your room? - Sure. 1323 01:44:20,482 --> 01:44:23,269 - Great. - Here we go. 1324 01:44:29,992 --> 01:44:35,616 There's a bed coming, and furniture. We can squeeze this stuff into our room. 1325 01:44:35,832 --> 01:44:40,328 - What do you think? - l don't like it. 1326 01:44:40,545 --> 01:44:45,088 - Robin went to a lot of trouble here. - Sorry. l don't like it. 1327 01:44:47,219 --> 01:44:51,762 Well...we could trade rooms. 1328 01:44:51,974 --> 01:44:54,097 Come here. 1329 01:45:03,528 --> 01:45:08,487 Danny and l will stay in there and you can have this room. How about that? 1330 01:45:11,954 --> 01:45:14,789 l don't like it. 1331 01:45:14,999 --> 01:45:19,163 lt's probably temporary. ln a year or so, Danny and l will buy a house. 1332 01:45:19,379 --> 01:45:20,873 l won't like it. 1333 01:45:22,716 --> 01:45:25,254 He's great, isn't he? 1334 01:45:25,469 --> 01:45:28,221 He's like corn that gets stuck in your teeth. 1335 01:45:28,430 --> 01:45:31,800 You keep sucking on it to get it out but you can't! 1336 01:45:36,022 --> 01:45:39,640 l'd like to go back to my mansion. l love my mansion. 1337 01:45:42,195 --> 01:45:44,069 Oh, God. 1338 01:45:46,909 --> 01:45:49,447 Try to understand, OK? 1339 01:45:51,998 --> 01:45:52,993 lt's gone. 1340 01:45:55,668 --> 01:45:58,159 Everything is gone. 1341 01:45:58,380 --> 01:46:02,958 You don't have your house. You don't have your money. 1342 01:46:03,176 --> 01:46:07,922 You don't have the scrapyard. You don't even have your hat. 1343 01:46:20,862 --> 01:46:23,436 Look out the window. 1344 01:46:23,657 --> 01:46:25,697 Go ahead. 1345 01:46:51,062 --> 01:46:55,475 - You're not broke, are you, Uncle Joe? - l am richer than shit. 1346 01:46:58,570 --> 01:47:04,739 Your attorneys, them hauling your furniture out of your house...you sitting in that ward? 1347 01:47:04,952 --> 01:47:10,113 You put on a show for me. The lawyers and l put on a show for you. 1348 01:47:10,333 --> 01:47:13,618 l knew that guy wasn't your father. Think l'm an idiot? 1349 01:47:13,836 --> 01:47:17,537 And do you think l'm stupid enough to lose my money? 1350 01:47:17,757 --> 01:47:21,506 But why? l mean, why would you make something like that up? 1351 01:47:21,720 --> 01:47:26,429 l had to know who really loves me, huh? 1352 01:47:29,020 --> 01:47:32,270 l found Molly. l like her, she's a nice kid. 1353 01:47:33,316 --> 01:47:35,641 Well, shall we go? 1354 01:47:37,237 --> 01:47:39,443 l want you two to live with me. 1355 01:47:39,656 --> 01:47:43,654 Not just live with me. Whatever l own, you own. 1356 01:47:43,869 --> 01:47:46,989 What's mine is yours. Ready? 1357 01:47:48,582 --> 01:47:52,331 - l don't know what to say. lt's... - No. No, wait, no! 1358 01:47:52,545 --> 01:47:55,582 You can't do this to people. 1359 01:47:55,799 --> 01:48:00,757 You can't lie and fake and manipulate. l won't accept that. 1360 01:48:00,971 --> 01:48:05,183 - So you don't want to live with me? - You didn't let me finish. 1361 01:48:06,852 --> 01:48:11,764 Just this once, l'm going to let you off with a warning. 1362 01:48:13,610 --> 01:48:15,270 Thank you. 1363 01:48:15,487 --> 01:48:20,529 But you got to promise us, no more deception. 1364 01:48:20,742 --> 01:48:24,076 No more games. No more lies. 1365 01:48:25,164 --> 01:48:27,536 You promise? 1366 01:48:27,750 --> 01:48:31,499 l promise. Now, come on, let's go. 1367 01:48:45,728 --> 01:48:48,978 # The best things in life are free 1368 01:48:49,190 --> 01:48:52,191 # But you can keep them For the birds and bees 1369 01:48:52,402 --> 01:48:55,652 # Now give me money That's what I want 1370 01:48:55,864 --> 01:48:59,565 # That's what I want That's what I want 1371 01:48:59,785 --> 01:49:03,913 # That's what I want, yeah 1372 01:49:04,123 --> 01:49:06,744 # That's what I want 1373 01:49:08,169 --> 01:49:11,372 # Your lovin' gives me a thrill 1374 01:49:11,589 --> 01:49:14,507 # But your lovin' don't pay my bills 1375 01:49:14,718 --> 01:49:18,004 # Now give me money That's what I want 1376 01:49:18,221 --> 01:49:21,840 # That's what I want That's what I want 1377 01:49:22,059 --> 01:49:26,139 # That's what I want, yeah 1378 01:49:26,355 --> 01:49:29,143 # That's what I want 1379 01:49:30,485 --> 01:49:33,819 # Money don't get everything it's true 1380 01:49:34,030 --> 01:49:36,866 # What it don't get, I can't use 1381 01:49:37,075 --> 01:49:40,409 # Now give me money That's what I want 1382 01:49:40,621 --> 01:49:44,156 # That's what I want That's what I want 1383 01:49:44,375 --> 01:49:48,455 # That's what I want, yeah 1384 01:49:48,671 --> 01:49:50,997 # That's what I want 1385 01:49:51,216 --> 01:49:53,422 # Aah, now give me money 1386 01:50:07,608 --> 01:50:10,942 # Money don't get everything it's true 1387 01:50:11,154 --> 01:50:14,404 # What it don't get, I can't use 1388 01:50:14,616 --> 01:50:17,617 # Oh, I want money That's what I want 1389 01:50:17,828 --> 01:50:21,529 # That's what I, that's what I want That's what I want 1390 01:50:21,749 --> 01:50:25,663 # That's what I want, yeah 1391 01:50:25,878 --> 01:50:28,286 # That's what I want 1392 01:50:28,506 --> 01:50:32,551 # Yeah, give me money That's what I want 1393 01:50:32,761 --> 01:50:36,379 # A whole lot of money That's what I want 1394 01:50:36,598 --> 01:50:39,968 # I wanna be free That's what I want 1395 01:50:40,185 --> 01:50:43,851 # A whole lot of money That's what I want 1396 01:50:44,065 --> 01:50:48,063 # That's what I want, yeah 1397 01:50:48,278 --> 01:50:52,525 # That's what I want That's, that's what I want now 1398 01:50:53,658 --> 01:50:56,232 # What I want Oh, money 1399 01:50:56,453 --> 01:51:01,661 # That's what I want Oh, give me some of that money 1400 01:51:01,876 --> 01:51:05,921 # That's what I want That's what I want 1401 01:51:06,130 --> 01:51:10,294 # That's what I want, yeah 1402 01:51:10,510 --> 01:51:13,511 # That's what I want 1403 01:51:14,598 --> 01:51:17,848 # Money don't get everything it's true 1404 01:51:18,060 --> 01:51:21,595 # Ooh, that's what I want 1405 01:51:21,814 --> 01:51:25,064 # Money don't get everything it's true 1406 01:51:25,276 --> 01:51:28,480 # Ooh, what I want 1407 01:51:28,696 --> 01:51:32,695 # That's what I want, yeah 1408 01:51:32,909 --> 01:51:35,483 # That's what I want 1409 01:51:35,954 --> 01:51:39,489 # Give me money That's what I want 1410 01:51:39,708 --> 01:51:43,208 # A lot of money That's what I want 1411 01:51:43,421 --> 01:51:46,755 # Give me money That's what I want 1412 01:51:46,966 --> 01:51:50,585 # A whole lot of money That's what I want 1413 01:51:50,804 --> 01:51:54,754 # That's what I want, yeah 1414 01:51:54,975 --> 01:51:58,344 # That's what I want #113714