Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,080
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
2
00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,040
and welcome to our concert.
3
00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:41,360
What you’ve just heard was the overture
4
00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:43,480
to Leonard Bernstein’s ‘Candide’.
5
00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:45,640
Which is not to be confused with
6
00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,800
Voltaire’s Candide
7
00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:49,560
upon which it is based.
8
00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:53,520
Voltaire’s Candide is a small novella
9
00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:54,960
in which nobody sings,
10
00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:59,280
whereas Bernstein’s Candide is a large operetta
11
00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:01,680
in which they never stop singing.
12
00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:07,400
We begin our story in Westphalia – to be precise,
13
00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:10,760
in Schloss Thunder-ten-Tronck.
14
00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,800
This is the home of the Baron and Baroness,
15
00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,240
and of four very happy young people
16
00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,360
happy because they know they are
17
00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,800
living in the best of all possible schlosses
18
00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,280
in the best of all possible countries
19
00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,440
in the best of all possible worlds.
20
00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:32,960
And the happiest of them all is our hero, Candide:
21
00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:34,480
gentle
22
00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:35,880
pure
23
00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,120
innocent
24
00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:40,800
but, sadly, illegitimate ...
25
00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:48,720
Life is happiness indeed
26
00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:53,120
mares to ride and books to read
27
00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:57,240
Though of noble birth I’m not
28
00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:01,600
I’m delighted with my lot
29
00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:06,400
Though I’ve no distinctive features
30
00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,320
and I’ve no official mother
31
00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,440
I love all my fellow creatures
32
00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,080
and the creatures love each other!
33
00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:16,640
Next happiest is probably
34
00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,080
the serving maid, Paquette
35
00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,000
who also lacks the burden
36
00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,360
of noble birth, but does
37
00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:26,160
enjoy the honour of undressing the Baroness,
38
00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,800
an honour which she occasionally performs
39
00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,200
for the Baron as well,
40
00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,480
when the other servants are busy.
41
00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,920
As for the Baron and Baroness’s
42
00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:40,360
noble son and daughter,
43
00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,720
the awesomely vain Maximilian
44
00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,400
and the exhaustingly rapturous Cunegonde,
45
00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,320
their happiness is only slightly clouded
46
00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,960
by the difficulty of deciding which of them
47
00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,240
is the lovelier.
48
00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,080
Life is happiness unending
49
00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,960
being rich and condescending
50
00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,880
when your blood is at its bluest
51
00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,840
inconveniences are fewest
52
00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:06,640
The days are filled with pleasure
53
00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,320
racing horses, chasing leisure
54
00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,360
shooting pheasants in the presence
55
00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,640
of the hungry, gaping peasants.
56
00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,200
If the locals seem to hate us
57
00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,600
that’s the
58
00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,440
price you pay for social status.
59
00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,240
Sad to say, there’s no escaping
60
00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,960
all the bowing, all the scraping;
61
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,080
still it’s true that being well-bred
62
00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,840
helps you deal with those who sell bread.
63
00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,720
Born with everything I need,
64
00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,320
Life is happiness indeed
65
00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:39,560
Life is happiness indeed
66
00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:43,480
I have everything I need
67
00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:47,800
I am rich and unattached
68
00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:52,120
and my beauty is unmatched
69
00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:56,960
with the rose my only rival
70
00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,880
I admit to some frustration
71
00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,280
what a pity its survival
72
00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:05,120
is of limited duration!
73
00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:09,760
Life is happiness indeed
74
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,960
and who is to blame for all this happiness?
75
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,640
Why, none other than the best of all
76
00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:17,440
possible philosophers, Dr Pangloss
77
00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:22,280
who holds all Westphalia in the palm of his hand
78
00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:26,280
and the hollow of his head, with his
79
00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,640
philosophy on ‘optimism’.
80
00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:36,800
Let us review lesson eleven
81
00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:40,400
paragraph two, axiom seven
82
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,960
once one dismisses
83
00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,960
the rest of all possible worlds
84
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,680
one finds that this is
85
00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:47,240
the best of all possible worlds.
86
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,200
Once one dismisses
87
00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,400
the rest of all possible worlds
88
00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,880
one finds that this is
89
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,280
the best of all possible worlds.
90
00:10:57,560 --> 00:11:01,320
Pray classify pigeons and camels.
91
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,280
Pigeons can fly,
92
00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,040
camels are mammals.
93
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,600
There is a reason
94
00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,720
for everything under the sun;
95
00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,240
there is a season
96
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,160
for everything under the sun.
97
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,200
Any questions?
98
00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:15,880
What about snakes?
99
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:17,800
Snakes ...
100
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,160
’Twas snake that tempted mother eve
101
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,840
because of snake we now believe
102
00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,080
that though depraved
103
00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:23,920
we can be saved
104
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,720
from hellfire and damnation
105
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,440
because of snake’s temptation.
106
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,200
If snake had not seduced our lot
107
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,080
and primed us for salvation
108
00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,840
Jehovah could not pardon all
109
00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,640
the sins that we call cardinal
110
00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:36,680
involving bed and bottle.
111
00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,200
Now on to Aristotle
112
00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,560
Mankind is one
113
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,480
all men are brothers
114
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,280
as you’d have done
115
00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,080
do unto others
116
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,360
it’s understood in
117
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,800
this best of all possible worlds
118
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,320
all’s for the good in
119
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,960
this best of all possible worlds.
120
00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,400
Any questions?
121
00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,480
What about war?
122
00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,080
War ...
123
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,480
Though war may seem a bloody curse
124
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,560
it is a blessing in reverse
125
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:05,240
when cannon roar
126
00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,120
both rich and poor
127
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,880
by danger are united
128
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,800
’til ev’ry wrong is righted
129
00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,720
philosophers make evident
130
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,560
The point that I have cited
131
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,240
’Tis war makes equal, as it were
132
00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,440
the noble and the commoner
133
00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,120
thus war improves relations
134
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,800
Now on to conjugations:
135
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:25,880
amo, amas, amat, amamus
136
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:29,640
amo, amas, amat, amamus
137
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,520
proving that this is
138
00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,520
the best of all possible worlds;
139
00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,080
with love and kisses
140
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,720
the best of all possible worlds.
141
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,760
Quod erat demonstrandum!
142
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,640
Q.E.D.
143
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,480
Quod erat demonstrandum!
144
00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,360
Q.E.D.
145
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:48,080
Amo, amas, amat, amamus
146
00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:50,200
Quod erat demonstrandum
147
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,080
In this best of all possible worlds!
148
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,880
Quod erat demonstrandum!
149
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:04,520
Q! E! D!
150
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,120
Conclusion?
151
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:26,280
We have learned and understood
152
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:37,800
everything that is, is good
153
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:48,440
everything that is, is planned
154
00:13:50,280 --> 00:14:01,640
is wisely planned, is right and good.
155
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,760
Class dismissed!
156
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:14,480
At this point, Candide observes Dr Pangloss
157
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,520
giving Paquette a private lesson
158
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,960
in very basic physics.
159
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,320
Inspired by their example,
160
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,600
Candide and Cunegonde look forward eagerly
161
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,080
to the marital joys that await them.
162
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:42,120
Soon, when we feel we can afford it,
163
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,520
we’ll build a modest little farm;
164
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:49,040
we’ll buy a yacht and live aboard it
165
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,400
rolling in luxury and stylish charm.
166
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,320
Cows and chickens,
167
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,440
social whirls,
168
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,200
peas and cabbage,
169
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,520
ropes of pearls.
170
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:06,000
Soon there’ll be little ones beside us
171
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,480
We’ll have a sweet Westphalian home
172
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:13,080
Somehow we’ll grow as rich as Midas
173
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:16,160
We’ll live in Paris when we’re not in Rome
174
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,720
Smiling babies,
175
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,560
marble halls,
176
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,520
Sunday picnics
177
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,160
costume balls.
178
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:26,640
Oh, won’t my robes of silk and satin
179
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:30,600
be chic! I’ll have all that I desire
180
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:34,000
Pangloss will tutor us in Latin
181
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:37,640
and Greek, while we sit before the fire.
182
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,440
Glowing rubies,
183
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,040
glowing logs,
184
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,560
faithful servants,
185
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,040
faithful dogs.
186
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,440
We’ll round the world enjoying high life,
187
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:52,080
all bubbly pink champagne and gold.
188
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:55,800
We’ll lead a rustic and a shy life
189
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:58,960
feeding the pigs and sweetly growing old.
190
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,760
Breast of peacock,
191
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,360
apple pie,
192
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,600
I love marriage.
193
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,320
So do I.
194
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,200
Oh, happy pair!
195
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,400
Oh, happy we!
196
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,680
It’s very rare
197
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,040
How we agree
198
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,360
oh, happy pair!
199
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,320
Oh, happy we!
200
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,360
It’s very rare
201
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:16,360
How we agree
202
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,600
Oh, happy pair!
203
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,800
Oh, happy we!
204
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:19,760
It’s very rare
205
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,400
How we agree
206
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,280
What are you doing to my sister?
207
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,240
You can’t do that to my sister!
208
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,160
All was consternation
209
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,720
in the best of all possible schlosses.
210
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,040
Cunegonde was dragged away by the Baroness,
211
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,520
who then boxed her ears, and Candide was kicked
212
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,160
from the castle by the Baron himself.
213
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,400
Out!
214
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,160
Out!
215
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,160
Out?
216
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,160
Out!!
217
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,600
My Candide!
218
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:59,560
Exiled from Paradise, poor Candide is all alone,
219
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:04,480
with only his faith in ‘Optimism’ to cling to.
220
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:14,880
My world is dust now
221
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:19,400
and all I love is dead
222
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,800
Oh, let me trust now
223
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:30,200
to what my master said
224
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:40,000
There is a sweetness in ev’ry woe’
225
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:45,800
It must be so
226
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:53,480
It must be so
227
00:17:55,360 --> 00:18:00,080
The dawn will find me
228
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:04,200
alone in some strange land
229
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:08,240
but men are kindly
230
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:12,840
they’ll give a helping hand
231
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:22,160
So said my master, and he must know
232
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:28,560
It must be so
233
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:34,840
It must be so
234
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,960
The helping hand mankind finally extends
235
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,480
to Candide is attached to soldiers from
236
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,080
the Bulgarian Army, who promptly railroad
237
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,400
him into military service against
238
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,080
Westphalia itself.
239
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,800
Now, before we go on,
240
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,120
it’s important for you all to understand
241
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:06,080
that in Voltaire’s day Europe was a veritable
242
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:10,200
hotbed of nationalistic sentiment, with
243
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,680
territorial armies swarming hither and yon,
244
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,920
hacking each other to bits over nothing
245
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,640
more important than a slight difference in
246
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:22,360
religion or ancestry. I know that’s very
247
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,360
hard to imagine now...
248
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,160
Candide, having no wish to kill anyone,
249
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,120
attempts to desert, but is caught and
250
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,840
offered a choice: 36 strokes of the lash
251
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,680
from every man in the regiment
252
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,560
or twelve bullets in the brain.
253
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:47,800
As he ponders his decision ... War breaks out.
254
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,400
In the midst of the battle we find the Baron
255
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,600
and his family leading all Westphalia
256
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,480
in solemn prayer.
257
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:12,160
fa re fa si la sol fa fa
258
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:21,960
Sieg heil to our Westphalia!
259
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:30,160
What power’s ours to command!
260
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:37,960
The mightiest in this mighty land!
261
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:46,320
Sieg heil, Westphalia!
262
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,720
Westphalia is taken by surprise ...
263
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,160
Everyone is massacred –
264
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,760
Maximilian, the Baron, Paquette
265
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,000
and Pangloss himself. The Baroness
266
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,560
is cut to pieces, Cunegonde ravished before
267
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,040
being bayoneted to death.
268
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:17,680
Amongst the ruins, Candide searches
269
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,200
for her corpse.
270
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,840
Cunegonde!
271
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,280
Cunegonde!
272
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:19,120
Cunegonde!
273
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:51,040
Cunegonde, is it true?
274
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:57,080
Is it you, so still and cold, love?
275
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:03,120
Could our young joys, just begun
276
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:09,680
not outlast the dying sun?
277
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:15,880
When such brightness dies so soon
278
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:21,680
can the heart find strength to bear it?
279
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:27,880
shall I ever be consoled, love?
280
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,880
No I swear it
281
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:39,320
by the light of this lover’s moon
282
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:46,720
though I must see tomorrow’s dawn
283
00:23:49,200 --> 00:24:00,040
my heart is gone where you are gone
284
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,720
Cunegonde!
285
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:25,520
Cunegonde!
286
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:13,200
Alone and starving, Candide is reduced
287
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,760
to begging, but his tender heart leads him
288
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,880
to squander the few coins he is given on
289
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:23,120
an old vagrant even less fortunate than himself
290
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:27,440
with a tin nose and stumps for fingers
291
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,360
– the ravages of syphilis.
292
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:33,800
Thank you.
293
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,120
In the first of many eye-popping
294
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,800
impossibilities and coincidences
295
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,080
Candide recognizes his master,
296
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:47,600
Dr Pangloss, who cheerfully explains
297
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,960
his lamentable condition.
298
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,960
Dear boy, you will not hear me speak
299
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,920
with sorrow or with rancour
300
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,720
of what has shrivelled up my cheek
301
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,120
and blasted it with canker
302
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,880
’Twas love, great love, that did the deed
303
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,200
through nature’s gentle laws
304
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:20,160
and how should ill effects proceed
305
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,160
from so divine a cause?
306
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:28,800
Dear boy
307
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,720
sweet honey comes from bees that sting
308
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,040
as you are well aware
309
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,560
To one adept in reasoning
310
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,880
whatever pains disease may bring
311
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:47,120
are but the tangy seasoning
312
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:52,640
to love’s delicious fare
313
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,040
sweet honey comes from bees that sting
314
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,920
dear boy
315
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,200
sweet honey comes from bees that sting
316
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,000
dear boy
317
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:06,600
sweet honey bees that sting
318
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,520
Columbus and his men, they say
319
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,720
conveyed the virus hither
320
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,520
whereby my features rot away
321
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,040
and vital powers wither
322
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:25,080
Yet had they not traversed the seas
323
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,640
and come infected back
324
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,560
why, think of all the luxuries
325
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:35,120
that modern life would lack
326
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:39,760
Dear boy
327
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,560
all bitter things conduce to sweet
328
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,800
as this example shows
329
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,840
without the little spirochete
330
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,560
we’d have no chocolate to eat
331
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:58,040
nor would tobacco’s fragrance greet
332
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:03,000
the European nose
333
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,480
all bitter things conduce to sweet
334
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,880
dear boy
335
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,880
all bitter things conduce to sweet
336
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,360
dear boy
337
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:16,320
all bitter things to sweet
338
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,480
Each nation guards its native land
339
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,800
with cannon and with sentry
340
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,480
inspectors look for contraband
341
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,480
at ev’ry point of entry
342
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,080
yet nothing can prevent the spread
343
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,840
of love’s divine disease
344
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,560
it rounds the world from bed to bed
345
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,800
as pretty as you please
346
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,400
Dear boy
347
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,840
Men worship Venus ev’rywhere
348
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:56,200
as may be plainly seen
349
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,000
her decorations which I bear
350
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:04,040
are nobler than the croix de guerre
351
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,120
and gained in service of our fair
352
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,320
and universal queen
353
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,160
en worship Venus ev’rywhere
354
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,240
dear boy
355
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,080
men worship Venus ev’rywhere
356
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,480
dear boy
357
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:27,600
men worship ev’rywhere
358
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,560
Dear boy!
359
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,680
Candide and Dr Pangloss board
360
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,680
a crowded ship bound for Lisbon.
361
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,920
But there is a fearful storm,
362
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,400
and the ship splits in half and sinks.
363
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,640
All arbitrarily die, except for our two heroes,
364
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,840
who float ashore on a handy wooden plank.
365
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,560
At which moment, quite unexpectedly,
366
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,880
a nearby volcano spectacularly erupts.
367
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,040
30,000 souls pointlessly die,
368
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,760
no doubt for the best of all possible reasons.
369
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,360
Candide and Pangloss, being foreigners,
370
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,480
are blamed of course, and accused
371
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,760
of being heretics.
372
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,400
They find themselves in the middle
373
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,560
of the Spanish Inquisition and its
374
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:49,280
favourite pastime, the auto-da-fé.
375
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,200
What a day, what a day
376
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,040
for an auto-da-fe!
377
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,840
what a sunny summer sky!
378
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,400
What a day, what a day
379
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,040
for an auto-da-fe!
380
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,840
It’s a lovely day for drinking
381
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,680
and for watching people fry!
382
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,080
What a day, what a day
383
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,760
for an auto-da-fe!
384
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,600
What a sunny summer sky!
385
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,320
What a day, what a day
386
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,080
for an auto-da-fe!
387
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,840
It’s a lovely day for drinking
388
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,440
and for watching people fry!
389
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,200
Hurry, hurry, hurry
390
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:25,960
Hurry, hurry, hurry
391
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:26,760
Hurry, hurry, hurry
392
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:27,600
Watch ’em die!
393
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:30,240
Hurry, hurry, hurry
394
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,120
Hurry, hurry, hurry
395
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,040
Hurry, hurry, hurry
396
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:32,920
Hang ’em high!
397
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,440
What a day, what a day
398
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,160
for an auto-da-fe!
399
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,920
What a sunny summer sky!
400
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:39,600
What a day, what a day
401
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,400
for an auto-da-fe!
402
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,160
It’s a lovely day for drinking
403
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,680
and for watching people fry!
404
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,400
What a day, what a day!
405
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,760
Oh, what a day, what a day!
406
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,160
Oh, what a day!
407
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,840
What a perfect day for a hanging!
408
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,600
oh, oh, oh!
409
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,840
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
410
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,400
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
411
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,400
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
412
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,480
Oh, pray for us!
413
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,120
Pray for us!
414
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,360
Pray for us!
415
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,600
Pray for us!
416
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,840
Pray for us!
417
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:54,520
Master!
418
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:00,040
All’s for the best - dear boy
419
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:05,880
– in this best of all ... Possible worlds ...
420
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:09,920
What a lovely day
421
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:10,880
What a jolly day
422
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,640
What a day for a holiday!
423
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,720
What a lovely day
424
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:14,720
What a jolly day
425
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,600
What a day for a holiday!
426
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:17,680
What a lovely day
427
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:18,680
What a jolly day
428
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,480
What a day for a holiday!
429
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,480
What a lovely day
430
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:22,600
What a jolly day
431
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,320
What a day for a holiday!
432
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,240
At last we can be cheery
433
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,080
The danger’s passed us by
434
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,920
So sing a dies irae
435
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,760
And hang the bastard high
436
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,960
Oh, what a day!
437
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,960
Pangloss is hanged
438
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:10,920
Candide flogged into insensibility.
439
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,680
Regaining consciousness in the deserted square,
440
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,040
our hero resumes his travels,
441
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,240
while beginning to entertain
442
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:28,800
just the tiniest doubt regarding ‘Optimism’.
443
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,280
But he continues his journey,
444
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,760
and eventually arrives in Paris.
445
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,040
While Candide wanders the streets,
446
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,120
a mysterious masked beauty has become
447
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,880
the talk of the town. She has captivated
448
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,600
the hearts of two of the most powerful men
449
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,120
in all Paris: the Archbishop of Notre Dame
450
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,600
and a wealthy Jewish gentleman
451
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,600
named Don Issachar ...
452
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:32,040
The two men are forced to share her.
453
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,920
Don Issachar has custody on Tuesdays,
454
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,720
Thursdays and his Sabbath,
455
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,520
the Archbishop on Wednesdays,
456
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,440
Fridays and his Sabbath.
457
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,520
As for the poor beauty, she lives for Mondays,
458
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:54,160
when she can relax under the watchful eye
459
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:58,160
of her chaperone, the Old Woman
460
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:05,440
But Cunegonde, for it is indeed she,
461
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:10,560
is well rewarded for her even-handedness ...
462
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,960
Glitter and be gay
463
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,880
that’s the part I play
464
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,840
here I am in Paris, France
465
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:51,000
forced to bend my soul
466
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:54,520
to a sordid role
467
00:37:56,360 --> 00:38:03,680
victimized by bitter, bitter circumstance
468
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:08,920
Alas for me! Had I remained
469
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,320
beside my lady mother
470
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:16,440
my virtue had remained unstained
471
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:22,080
until my maiden hand was gained
472
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:27,760
by some grand duke or other
473
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:37,040
Ah! ’Twas not to be
474
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:41,840
harsh necessity
475
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,520
brought me to this gilded cage
476
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:57,440
born to higher things
477
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,920
here I droop my wings
478
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,800
Aaaaaaah!
479
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,600
Singing of a sorrow
480
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,920
nothing can assuage
481
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,440
and yet, of course, I rather like to revel,
482
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:18,440
Ha ha!
483
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:21,360
I have no strong objection to champagne
484
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,440
Ha ha!
485
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,400
My wardrobe is expensive as the devil
486
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:26,360
Ha ha!
487
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,440
Perhaps it is ignoble to complain
488
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,880
Enough, enough
489
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,680
of being basely tearful!
490
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,640
I’ll show my noble stuff
491
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:42,360
by being bright and cheerful!
492
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,560
Ha ha ha ha ha
493
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:51,560
Haaaaaaaaaaaa!
494
00:39:52,680 --> 00:40:00,800
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
495
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,520
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... . .
496
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,280
Pearls and ruby rings ...
497
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:39,320
Ah, how can worldly things
498
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,200
take the place of honour lost?
499
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,400
Can they compensate
500
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,040
for my fallen state
501
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:49,920
purchased as they were at such an awful cost?
502
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,280
Bracelets, lavalieres
503
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,640
can they dry my tears?
504
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,720
Can they blind my eyes to shame?
505
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:00,680
Can the brightest brooch
506
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,640
shield me from reproach?
507
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,640
Can the purest diamond
508
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,000
purify my name?
509
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,360
And yet, of course, these trinkets are endearing
510
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:13,240
Ha ha!
511
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:16,000
I’m oh so glad my sapphire is a star
512
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,080
Ha ha!
513
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,160
I rather like a twenty carat ear-ring
514
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,000
Ha ha!
515
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:23,480
If I’m not pure at least my jewels are!
516
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,720
Enough, enough!
517
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,880
I’ll take their diamond necklace
518
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,920
and show my noble stuff
519
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,400
by being gay and reckless!
520
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,400
Ha ha ha ha ha!
521
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:46,640
Haaaaaaaaaaaa!
522
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,600
Observe how bravely I conceal
523
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,400
the dreadful, dreadful shame I feel
524
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:19,080
Ha ha ha ha!
525
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,240
Suddenly Candide enters.
526
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,120
He has recognized an E flat
527
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:33,400
that he knows almost as well as his own.
528
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,040
oh ...
529
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,480
oh ...
530
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,120
Is it true?
531
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:41,560
Is it you?
532
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,440
Cunegonde!
533
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:43,240
Candide!
534
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,080
Cunegonde!
535
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:44,600
Candide!
536
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:45,800
Cunegonde!
537
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,200
oh ...
538
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:56,920
is it true?
539
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:57,720
is it you?
540
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:58,480
Cunegonde!
541
00:43:58,680 --> 00:43:59,280
Candide!
542
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:00,320
Oh, my ...
543
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,080
Dear
544
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:01,720
Love ...
545
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,640
Dearest, how can this be so?
546
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,680
You were dead you know
547
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,320
You were shot and bayoneted too
548
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:23,720
That is very true
549
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,960
Ah, but love will find a way
550
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,240
Then – what did you do?
551
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,720
We’ll go into that another day
552
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,320
Now let’s talk of you
553
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,320
you are looking very well
554
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,600
weren’t you clever, dear, to survive
555
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,440
I’ve a sorry tale to tell
556
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,680
I escaped more dead than alive
557
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,280
love of mine, where did you go?
558
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,640
Oh, I wandered to and fro ...
559
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:49,920
Oh, what torture, oh, what pain
560
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,360
... Holland, portugal and spain ...
561
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:52,280
Ah, what torture ...
562
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,440
Holland, portugal ...
563
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:54,600
Ah, what torture ...
564
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,960
I would do it all again
565
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,400
to find you at last!
566
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:04,120
reunited after so much pain
567
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,680
But the pain is past
568
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,120
we are one again!
569
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:08,760
we are one at last!
570
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,480
one again at last
571
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:11,720
One again
572
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:17,480
One at last!
573
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:26,960
one ...
574
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,800
one ...
575
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:39,280
one ...
576
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:48,840
One ...
577
00:45:52,400 --> 00:46:00,200
... At last!
578
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,200
The happy lovers, discreetly
579
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,920
left alone by the Old Woman,
580
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,800
find their happiness interrupted.
581
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,440
In fact, this being the weekend,
582
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,480
they find it twice interrupted
583
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,360
In a flurry of swordplay, our innocent
584
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:37,880
Candide murders both of Cunegonde’s admirers ...
585
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:38,960
Inadvertently.
586
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,800
To the annoyance of the Old Woman.
587
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,280
I leave you alone for 5 minutes!
588
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,720
Fortunately, Cunegonde has a wealth of jewels
589
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,080
as we have seen. Later that night,
590
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,760
the resourceful Old Woman leads Cunegonde,
591
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,400
Candide and the jewels out of Paris,
592
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,760
and they manage to reach the Spanish
593
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:01,920
coastal town of Cadiz.
594
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,440
On the way, she holds them spellbound with
595
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,000
the improbable adventures of her life,
596
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,520
beginning with her claim to be the daughter
597
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,160
of a Polish Pope,
598
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,600
and having survived slavery,
599
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,600
pogroms and pirate captains,
600
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,240
but, in the process,
601
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,200
losing her birthright, her beauty
602
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,080
and one buttock.
603
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:26,560
Just the one?
604
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,920
Just the one.
605
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,760
This last detail so fascinates the young
606
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,440
lovers that they fail to notice the robbery
607
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,960
of their jewels. The Old Woman,
608
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:41,440
feeling responsible, vows to restore their
609
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:45,120
fortunes and attempts to seduce a group
610
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,560
I’m sorry I’m going to start that lot again
611
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,640
I got completely confused with old men and
612
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,000
old women here.
613
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,360
Though you wouldn’t to look at her of course
614
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:58,120
So...
615
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:07,280
The Old Woman,
616
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,120
feeling responsible, vows to restore their
617
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,120
fortunes and attempts to seduce a group
618
00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:15,880
of prosperous-looking roués in a local
619
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,680
tavern by singing sentimentally of her
620
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,560
hometown of Rovno-Gubernia.
621
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,920
I was not born in sunny Hispania
622
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:38,160
My mother came from Rovno-Gubernia
623
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:43,400
But now I’m here I’m dancing a tango
624
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:45,480
Di dee di!
625
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:47,040
Dee di dee di
626
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:48,880
I am easily assimilated
627
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,960
I am so easily assimilated
628
00:48:56,440 --> 00:49:00,040
I never learned a human language
629
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:04,960
my mother spoke a high middle Polish
630
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:09,720
in one half hour I’m talking in Spanish
631
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,120
Por favor! Toreador!
632
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:15,920
I am easily assimilated
633
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,200
I am so easily assimilated
634
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:23,960
It’s easy, it’s ever so easy!
635
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:32,400
I’m Spanish, I’m suddenly Spanish
636
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,640
And you must be Spanish too
637
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,800
do like the natives do
638
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,040
these days you have to be
639
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,240
in the majority
640
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:47,840
tus labios rubi
641
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:52,400
Dos rosas que se abren a mi
642
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,360
Conquistan mi corazón
643
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:57,200
Y solo con
644
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:58,360
Una canción
645
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,760
mis labios rubi
646
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,600
Dreiviertel takt
647
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,840
Mon tres cher ami mis labios rubi
648
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:11,720
Oui oui, si si, ja ja, yes yes, da da,
649
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:15,760
Je ne sais quoi!
650
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,600
me muero, me sale una hernia!
651
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:27,600
a long way from Rovno-Gubernia!
652
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,560
mis/tus labios rubi
653
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:35,240
Dos rosas que se abren a mi
654
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,200
Conquistan mi corazón
655
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:38,960
Y solo con
656
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,760
Una divina canción
657
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,960
De tus labios rubi!
658
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:53,240
Rubi! Rubi!
659
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,000
Hey!
660
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,880
me muero, me sale una hernia!
661
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:29,880
A long way from Rovno-Gubernia!
662
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,520
mis/tus labios rubi
663
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:36,640
Dos rosas que se abren a mi
664
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,960
Conquistan mi corazón
665
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,120
Y solo con
666
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,840
Una divina canción
667
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:47,560
De tus labios rubi!
668
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:55,240
Rubi! Rubi!
669
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:56,440
Olé!
670
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,840
The roués, though captivated
671
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:13,880
Naturally.
672
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:18,080
Are impoverished, and the Old Woman’s
673
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:22,600
tremendous effort goes for naught.
674
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,560
Providentially, a fellow in the tavern
675
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:30,280
named Cacambo unexpectedly offers
676
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,520
Candide a captain’s commission fighting
677
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:35,160
for the Jesuits in Montevideo.
678
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,000
They prepare to embark for the New World
679
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:45,000
as Act One optimistically concludes.
680
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:52,040
Once again we must be gone
681
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:56,920
moving onward to the new world!
682
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:01,720
Shall our hopes be answered there?
683
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:07,160
Is that land so good and fair?
684
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:12,440
In that land across the sea
685
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:17,720
when our quest at last is ended
686
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:24,040
when all our fortune shall be mended
687
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,360
we shall dwell there
688
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:32,160
Free of ev’ry care, happy we
689
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,880
Stripped though we are
690
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,200
of our possessions, my dear
691
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,080
we shall go far
692
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:42,200
through our professions, my dear
693
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:47,040
if this new world has plenty of gallants
694
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,480
we’ll right our balance
695
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:53,440
using our talents, my dear
696
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:54,920
go now and save
697
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,840
Montevideo, Candide!
698
00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,800
Faithful and brave
699
00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:02,840
go on your way, o Candide!
700
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:07,120
You must deter the heathen invader
701
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:09,440
drive out the raider
702
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,240
like a crusader, Candide
703
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:14,960
You were in a funk
704
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,400
your confidence was failing
705
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:19,880
you were feeling sunk
706
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:23,240
but once again you’re sailing
707
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:26,840
farewell, old world
708
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,440
I was depressed
709
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,200
Shall my hopes for the first time be answered
710
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,840
Yes, go Candide
711
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,360
Farewell to the old!
712
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,960
Farewell to distress!
713
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,600
Farewell to the old!
714
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:23,080
We’re bound for the realms of gold!
715
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:29,160
Welcome back.
716
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,600
You will be happy to know that Candide
717
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:36,560
and his companions took advantage of that
718
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:40,760
substantial interval to travel all the way
719
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:41,960
to the New World.
720
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:45,640
Montevideo is buzzing with a festive
721
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:48,560
auction of slave-girls. Among the bidders
722
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:51,400
we discover the Governor of Montevideo,
723
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:55,600
one Don Fernando D’Ibarra y Figueroa
724
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,640
y Mascarenes y Lampourdos y Souza.
725
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:05,760
Buenas tardes.
726
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,880
It crosses Cunegonde’s mind that maybe
727
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:12,680
she and the Old Woman can ensnare
728
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:17,160
the Governor with their womanly wiles.
729
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:25,880
Do you think he might..Take an interest in us?
730
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,520
How can you ask such a question?
731
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:30,160
I know ... I didn’t mean ...
732
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:34,640
Madam ... We are women!
733
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:40,520
we are women
734
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:45,240
we are women
735
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:51,320
we are women
736
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:54,080
Little women
737
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:58,800
Little little women
738
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,240
Are we!
739
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:08,080
Not a man ever born ever could resist
740
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,200
a well-turned calf, a slender wrist
741
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,920
a silhouette as airy as a morning mist
742
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:16,640
and a dainty dimpled knee
743
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:23,520
Ev’ry male I may meet must acclaim for weeks
744
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:26,880
my twinkling thighs, my flaxen cheeks
745
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:30,080
my memorable mammaries like alpine peaks
746
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:32,800
high above a wine dark sea
747
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:33,880
we’ve necks like swans
748
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,320
we’ve necks like swans
749
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,000
and sexly legs
750
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,600
and oh, so such sexly legs
751
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,600
we’re so light-footed we could dance on eggs
752
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:49,040
a pair of nymphs from fairyland
753
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:52,960
and ev’ry day in ev’ry way our charms expand!
754
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:57,680
you may add
755
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:58,600
if you wish
756
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:00,120
to that growing list
757
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:01,680
a mouth so fair
758
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,400
it must be kissed
759
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:06,440
and parts we cannot mention but we know exist
760
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:09,000
in a rich abundancy
761
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:13,040
not a man ever born ever could resist
762
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:15,440
a pretty little thing like me!
763
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:20,920
not a man ever born ever could resist
764
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:24,200
A well-turned calf, a slender wrist
765
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,240
A silhouette as airy as a morning mist
766
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:30,040
And a dainty dimpled knee
767
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:33,560
ev’ry male I may meet must acclaim for weeks
768
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:36,800
My twinkling thighs, my flaxen cheeks
769
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,920
My memorable mammaries like alpine peaks
770
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:42,160
High above a wine dark sea
771
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,600
we’ve giotto hands
772
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:45,320
we’ve giotto hands
773
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:46,800
da vinci smiles
774
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,480
and mona lisa smiles
775
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:52,600
we’re brava divina to balletophiles
776
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:59,080
a pair of nymphs from fairyland
777
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,920
and ev’ry day in ev’ry way our charms expand!
778
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:07,960
you may add
779
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:08,800
if you wish
780
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:10,480
to that growing list
781
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:11,880
a mouth so fair
782
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:13,480
it must be kissed
783
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,600
and parts we cannot mention but we know exist
784
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,200
In a rich abundancy
785
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:23,160
not a man ever born ever could resist
786
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:25,480
a pretty little thing like me!
787
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,240
We are women! We are women!
788
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:33,960
We are women! We are little little women!
789
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:49,680
Little, little, little women are we!
790
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,520
Captain Candide, as he now styles himself,
791
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:09,160
is excited to present his bride to the Governor,
792
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,160
and asks him to officiate at their wedding.
793
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:15,040
But the Governor would like to lay siege
794
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:18,640
to Cunegonde himself, and is eager
795
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,680
to get Candide out of the way.
796
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:25,160
Perhaps this would be an appropriate time
797
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:27,240
for you to review your new company?
798
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:28,720
Yes, sir.
799
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:30,360
And while you are gone
800
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:34,360
I shall entertain Lady Cunegonde...
801
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:40,960
Poets have said
802
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:43,720
Love is undying my love
803
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:45,760
don’t be misled
804
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:48,640
they were all lying my love
805
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:50,560
Love’s on the wing
806
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:53,160
but now while he hovers
807
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:55,520
let us be lovers
808
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:58,680
one soon recovers my love
809
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,560
Soon the fever’s fled
810
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:03,920
for love’s a transient blessing
811
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:05,480
just a week in bed
812
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:09,000
and we’ll be convalescing
813
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:10,760
Why talk of morals
814
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:14,000
when springtime is flying?
815
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:15,600
why end in quarrels
816
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,440
reproaches and sighing
817
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:24,000
crying for love?
818
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:29,320
my love?
819
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:32,480
I cannot entertain
820
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:35,600
your shocking proposition
821
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:37,840
how could I regain
822
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,160
my virginal condition?
823
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:43,360
I am so pure that
824
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:46,560
before you may bed me
825
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:48,480
you must assure me
826
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:51,520
that first you will wed me
827
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:54,040
Wed me!
828
01:04:54,160 --> 01:05:00,720
well then
829
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:03,280
since you’re so pure
830
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:06,480
I shall betroth you, my love
831
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:08,880
though I feel sure
832
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,840
I’ll come to loathe you, my love
833
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:13,760
still for the thrill
834
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,280
I’m perfectly willing
835
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,080
for if we must wed
836
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,480
before we may bed
837
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:26,160
then come let us wed
838
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:32,520
my love!
839
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,920
The scene shifts once more
840
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,200
and for no terrifically
841
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:49,840
good reason Candide is now lost and starving
842
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:54,880
in the jungle. Coming upon an abandoned boat,
843
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:57,120
he and his trusty servant, Cacambo,
844
01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:00,240
take a harrowing ride down-river,
845
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:04,040
plunging through roaring rapids into the darkness
846
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:07,120
of a monstrous cavern and finally
847
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:10,120
emerging into a strange country
848
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:14,320
surrounded by unscalable mountains.
849
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:30,520
Eldorado!
850
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,920
It is even more beautiful that Westphalia!
851
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:40,240
Candide has stumbled upon the paradise
852
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:46,360
of his Panglossian dreams. Greed, envy and hatred
853
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:51,360
are nonexistent, poverty and want unknown.
854
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,400
The inhabitants of Eldorado are gentle,
855
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:59,040
kind and witty, even in translation.
856
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,960
Man’s relationship to God is personal
857
01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:09,320
and private, doctrinal differences unimaginable,
858
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:13,960
Science and Religion celebrated indivisibly.
859
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:18,120
There is love without possession, freedom
860
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:22,920
without license and justice without lawyers.
861
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:34,640
And sheep. Lots of sheep.
862
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:38,000
Candide is mesmerized.
863
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:41,240
The streets are paved with rubies and diamonds.
864
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:44,240
And the sheep are golden!
865
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:48,000
And indeed they are. Jewels and golden sheep
866
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,560
are so common as to be valueless in Eldorado.
867
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:55,200
But to Candide they are the means of both
868
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:57,680
recovering his beloved Cunegonde
869
01:07:57,880 --> 01:08:00,720
and making himself her social equal.
870
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:03,720
Confronted with a man who wishes
871
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:08,080
to leave Paradise, the perplexed but obliging
872
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:10,840
people of Eldorado construct a miraculous
873
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:15,000
machine to lift him, Cacambo, and numerous
874
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,720
jewel-laden golden sheep over
875
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:20,120
the unscalable mountains.
876
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:23,560
What is Paradise without true love
877
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:25,160
and social position?
878
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:38,800
Up a sea-shell mountain
879
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:42,720
across a primrose sea
880
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:46,080
to a jungle fountain
881
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:48,360
high up in a tree
882
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:53,960
Then down a primrose mountain
883
01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:57,800
across a sea-shell sea
884
01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:01,800
to a land of happy people
885
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:06,720
just and kind and bold and free
886
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:10,680
To Eldorado
887
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:16,640
They bathe each dawn in a golden lake
888
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:20,440
em’ralds hang on every vine
889
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:24,200
all is there for all to take
890
01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:27,520
food and god and books and wine.
891
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:31,360
They have no words for fear and greed
892
01:09:31,480 --> 01:09:35,000
for lies and war, revenge and rage
893
01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:38,720
they sing and dance and think and read
894
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:42,840
they live in peace and die of age
895
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,880
In Eldorado
896
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:55,600
They gave me home, they called me friend
897
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:59,440
they taught me how to live in grace
898
01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:03,280
seasons passed without an end
899
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:06,880
in that sweet and blessed place.
900
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:10,680
But I grew sad and could not stay
901
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:14,400
without my love my heart grew cold
902
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:18,320
so they sadly sent me on my way
903
01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:22,200
with gracious gifts of gems and gold
904
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:25,760
From Eldorado
905
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:33,800
‘Goodbye’ they said ‘we pray you
906
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:37,680
may safely cross the sea’
907
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:41,320
‘go’ they said ‘and may you
908
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:44,160
find your bride to be’
909
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:49,960
Then past the jungle fountain
910
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:53,960
along a silver shore
911
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:59,000
I’ve come by sea and mountain
912
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:01,880
to be with my love once more
913
01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:06,160
From Eldorado
914
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:19,800
To be with my love once more
915
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,400
Candide’s arduous flight over the mountains
916
01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:45,040
takes a great toll on his sheep.
917
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:50,000
When he finally arrives in the Dutch colony
918
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:53,280
of Surinam, only three sheep remain.
919
01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:56,040
Afraid to risk arrest by returning to
920
01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:58,680
Montevideo, the trusting Candide sends
921
01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:00,600
Cacambo to ransom Cunegonde
922
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:02,680
with a sheep and to bring her
923
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:05,000
to rendezvous with him in Venice.
924
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:13,080
An itinerant street sweeper named Martin,
925
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:18,440
who just happens to overhear Candide’s
926
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:20,840
instructions to Cacambo, is appalled
927
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,440
by Candide’s reckless faith
928
01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:24,720
in human nature.
929
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:28,440
Hawks will always prey on doves,
930
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:31,080
my boy. Not to mention
931
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:33,680
wolves on sheep.
932
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,120
But men have Free Will!
933
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:42,000
Free will? Humanity? Love?
934
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:44,840
Huh
935
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:46,720
Hah
936
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:52,040
Ha ha ha ha,
937
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:54,960
Words, words, words, words
938
01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:57,560
I have no words
939
01:12:57,960 --> 01:12:59,960
to describe the vanity of life
940
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:02,280
the insane inanity of life
941
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:05,040
I have no words but ha!
942
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:09,000
Mid grime and slime
943
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,600
why waste our time
944
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:13,800
spouting some Spinoza monograph
945
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,400
even one short Shakespeare paragraph
946
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:19,560
I’ll save my breath, but wait!
947
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:20,720
There just occurred to me
948
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:23,080
a word that may just possibly
949
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:25,440
apply to all of us
950
01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:27,720
trapped on this ball of dust
951
01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:30,040
Two tiny syllables
952
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:32,320
but spiny syllables
953
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:34,640
one single word
954
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:35,840
Absurd!
955
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:38,160
Ha! Absurd
956
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:40,200
Ha! Absurd
957
01:13:40,440 --> 01:13:41,280
Ha ha ha ha!
958
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:42,360
Absurd!
959
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:43,400
Ha ha ha ha!
960
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:46,360
Don’t make me laugh
961
01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:48,280
it hurts to laugh
962
01:13:50,440 --> 01:13:51,680
Oh oh
963
01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:53,480
Whoa ho ho ho ho ho!
964
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:56,520
Don’t make me laugh!
965
01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:58,400
Don’t make me titter!
966
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:00,120
all wheat is chaff
967
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:02,160
all pills are bitter
968
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:03,600
nothing to trust in
969
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:05,480
this worst of all possible worlds
970
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:07,200
all ends in dust in
971
01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:09,160
this worst of all possible worlds
972
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:11,200
Any questions?
973
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:12,960
Don’t ask them now
974
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:14,600
they’re useless anyhow
975
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:17,320
Were you in my position, friend
976
01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:18,960
were you a humble sweeper
977
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:21,040
your thoughts on man’s condition, friend
978
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:22,840
would be a little deeper
979
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:24,600
If ev’ry blessed day, my friend
980
01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:26,360
brought dung and bone and spittle
981
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:28,280
for you to clear away, my friend
982
01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:30,160
’Twould change your mind a little
983
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:31,880
Yes, dung and bone and spittle
984
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:32,920
and mud and trash
985
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:33,960
and blood and ash
986
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:35,760
and souvenirs of lust
987
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:37,680
And ev’ry sort of residue
988
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:39,440
in process of reduction to
989
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:41,040
the final state of dust
990
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:43,400
You’d laugh along with me, my friend
991
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:45,520
You’d laugh until you’d bust!
992
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:48,240
Hah!
993
01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:51,360
Ha ha ha ha
994
01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:53,520
Ha ha ha ha
995
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:54,840
Ha ha ha ha ha!
996
01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:02,840
Huh.
997
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:05,000
Heh.
998
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:07,640
Pphff.
999
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:10,040
Tchhh.
1000
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:12,520
Nyaah.
1001
01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:18,000
HAAAA!
1002
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:32,960
Back to the day job...
1003
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:38,400
A local Dutch merchant
1004
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:41,200
named Vanderdendur ...
1005
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:42,240
Goede dag.
1006
01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:46,440
... Notices Candide’s sheep.
1007
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:49,080
In exchange for one of them, he offers
1008
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:50,960
Candide the Santa Rosalia,
1009
01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:54,480
a splendid sailing ship, coincidentally
1010
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:58,640
bound for Venice that very afternoon.
1011
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,840
Martin questions whether the ship
1012
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,720
is really seaworthy, but Candide
1013
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:07,000
ignores his warning against the deal ...
1014
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:08,320
The man’s a cynic!
1015
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:10,320
... And sets sail for Venice
1016
01:16:10,480 --> 01:16:13,920
with his faith in ‘Optimism’ once again
1017
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:17,840
flying at full mast. The gleeful villagers
1018
01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:23,560
of Surinam gather at the shore to sing
1019
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:25,560
him off, but one can’t help but
1020
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:29,080
notice Vanderdendur twirling
1021
01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:31,440
his moustache in a rather
1022
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:33,520
unpleasant manner.
1023
01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:37,640
bon voyage, dear fellow
1024
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:40,400
dear benefactor of your fellow man!
1025
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:42,200
May good luck attend you
1026
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:44,960
do come again and see us when you can
1027
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:46,720
bon voyage, dear fellow
1028
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:49,440
dear benefactor of your fellow man!
1029
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:51,240
May good luck attend you
1030
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:53,840
do come again and see us when you can
1031
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:55,200
oh, but I’m bad
1032
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:56,040
oh, but I’m bad
1033
01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:57,360
playing such a very dirty trick
1034
01:16:57,520 --> 01:16:58,200
on such a fine lad!
1035
01:16:58,720 --> 01:16:59,480
I’m a low cad
1036
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:00,400
I’m a low cad
1037
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:01,760
Always when I do this sort of thing
1038
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:03,160
It makes me so sad
1039
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:04,040
Ever so sad!
1040
01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:04,880
Oh, but I’m bad!
1041
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:05,720
Ever so bad!
1042
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:07,400
Bon voyage! Bon voyage!
1043
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:09,080
Bon voyage! Bon voyage!
1044
01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:16,280
Bon voyage!
1045
01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:18,760
Bon voyage, we’ll see ya
1046
01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:21,360
do have a jolly trip across the foam
1047
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,360
Santa rosalia
1048
01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:25,840
do have a safe and pleasant journey home
1049
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:28,640
journey home, journey home, journey home
1050
01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:30,440
Bon voyage, bon voyage, bon voyage
1051
01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:32,680
I’m so rich that my life is an utter bore
1052
01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:34,920
There is just not a thing that I need
1053
01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:37,520
My desires are as dry as an apple core
1054
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:39,920
And my only emotion is greed
1055
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:41,440
Which is why, though I’ve nothing
1056
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:42,280
to spend it for
1057
01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:44,080
I have swindled this gold from
1058
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:44,960
Candi-di-di
1059
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:45,560
Di-di
1060
01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:47,880
Di-di-di-di-di-di-di-dide
1061
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:52,680
Poor Candide!
1062
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,000
But I never would swindle
1063
01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:55,720
the humble poor
1064
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:58,080
For you can’t get a turnip to bleed
1065
01:17:58,440 --> 01:17:59,640
When you swindle the rich
1066
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:00,720
you get so much more
1067
01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:02,640
Which is why I have swindled Candide
1068
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:03,320
Oh dear
1069
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:03,880
I fear
1070
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:04,960
He’s going down
1071
01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:08,840
He’s going to drown!
1072
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:14,560
Ah, poor Candide!
1073
01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:15,840
bon voyage, dear stranger
1074
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:18,440
hope that the crossing will not prove too grim
1075
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:20,280
you seem to be in danger
1076
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:23,040
but we expect that you know how to swim
1077
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:24,720
what a dumb goat, what a dumb goat
1078
01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:25,680
Handing me a fortune
1079
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:27,640
for a perfect wreck of a boat
1080
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:29,400
Never did float, never did float
1081
01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:30,440
This is going to make
1082
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:32,200
a most amusing anecdote
1083
01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:33,920
Never did float, wreck of a boat
1084
01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:34,880
What a dumb goat!
1085
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:36,440
Bon voyage! Bon voyage!
1086
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:38,120
Bon voyage! Bon voyage!
1087
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:45,680
Bon voyage!
1088
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:47,760
Bon voyage, best wishes!
1089
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:50,560
Seems to have been a bit of sabotage
1090
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:52,480
Things don’t look propitious
1091
01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:54,200
Still from the heart we wish you
1092
01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:56,120
Bon voyage, bon voyage
1093
01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:58,120
Bon voyage!
1094
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:06,480
Bon voyage!
1095
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,680
I don’t need to tell you that the ship
1096
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:38,320
sinks a few miles out to sea.
1097
01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:57,080
Candide swims back to the coast of Surinam,
1098
01:19:57,480 --> 01:20:01,720
weak and cold and frightened and miserable.
1099
01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:05,840
The wickedness of mankind has cut him
1100
01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:09,680
to the quick, and the smallest doubts
1101
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:11,960
once again threaten to temper
1102
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:15,080
his habitual optimism.
1103
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:24,280
My master told me
1104
01:20:24,480 --> 01:20:28,520
the world is warm and good
1105
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:33,680
it deals more coldly
1106
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:38,600
than I had dreamt it would.
1107
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:44,960
Men must have kindness
1108
01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:47,720
I cannot see
1109
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:53,720
it must be me
1110
01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:59,080
it must be me
1111
01:21:10,040 --> 01:21:12,680
But help is at hand, and Candide
1112
01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:15,120
and his last remaining sheep are saved
1113
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:18,680
by a passing galley. One of the galley
1114
01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:22,160
slaves turns out, most picaresquely,
1115
01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:26,560
to be our old friend Dr. Pangloss.
1116
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:30,480
The vessel eventually makes it to Venice,
1117
01:21:30,640 --> 01:21:33,960
where it is Carnival time, and the Casino
1118
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:36,280
is in full swing. It’s filled with
1119
01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:40,000
familiar faces, but, as a masked ball
1120
01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:43,080
is conveniently in progress, none of them
1121
01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:44,920
is recognizable to Candide.
1122
01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:48,600
Paquette is there, surrounded by
1123
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:51,000
male admirers, while Maximilian
1124
01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:53,520
is now the corrupt Prefect of Police,
1125
01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:55,560
on the take from the Casino.
1126
01:21:56,600 --> 01:21:58,120
The Old Woman and Cunegonde
1127
01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,560
are working women too, flaunting
1128
01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:03,040
their feminine charms to encourage
1129
01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:04,680
the gamblers.
1130
01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:10,600
I have served on both sides of the ocean
1131
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:13,280
and I’ve given it all that I had
1132
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:16,600
but despite all my toil and devotion
1133
01:22:16,760 --> 01:22:18,920
my poor master is broken and sad
1134
01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:20,560
yes, he’s broken and sad
1135
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:24,560
I too served in the house of my lady
1136
01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:27,200
and in all things was anxious to please
1137
01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:30,240
but I now serve whoever has paid me
1138
01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:32,760
with the dainties of lust and disease
1139
01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:34,720
What’s the use?
1140
01:22:34,960 --> 01:22:36,280
What’s the use?
1141
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:38,480
You get nothing by trying
1142
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:40,120
It just leaves you crying
1143
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:42,560
For things don’t work out
1144
01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:45,680
what on earth is this world all about?
1145
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:55,520
At surviving I haven’t a rival
1146
01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:58,760
I have gone through more lives than a cat
1147
01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:01,920
but just what is the point of survival
1148
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:04,960
If the ending is squalid and flat
1149
01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:06,480
I’ve a worse tale than that
1150
01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:10,360
I was born to wear purple and ermine
1151
01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:13,520
and to have a luxurious lot
1152
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:16,880
but life’s forced me to mingle with vermin
1153
01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:19,520
and to suffer as princes should not
1154
01:23:20,440 --> 01:23:21,560
What’s the use?
1155
01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:23,040
What’s the use?
1156
01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:25,480
oh, it’s all so depressing
1157
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:27,080
so deeply distressing
1158
01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:29,840
that things don’t work out
1159
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:33,800
what on earth is this world all about?
1160
01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:42,960
As an optimist metaphysician
1161
01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:46,160
I’m a thinker who never retracts
1162
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:49,680
and I’ve clung to my sanguine position
1163
01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:52,080
in the teeth of the ugliest facts
1164
01:23:52,240 --> 01:23:53,680
in the teeth of the facts
1165
01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:56,240
You might think that mankind
1166
01:23:56,360 --> 01:23:57,400
would acknowledge
1167
01:23:57,760 --> 01:24:00,520
how I’ve proven that all’s for the best
1168
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:03,840
With a well-endowed chair at some college
1169
01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:06,760
But it seems that the world’s not impressed
1170
01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:08,440
What’s the use?
1171
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:10,200
What’s the use?
1172
01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:12,600
This injustice so shakes me
1173
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:14,400
that sometimes it makes me
1174
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:16,680
cry out, seized by doubt
1175
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:21,000
What on earth is this world all about?
1176
01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:30,080
You are all feeling hurt and dejected
1177
01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:33,360
and you say you’ve been treated amiss
1178
01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:36,600
may I ask what the hell you expected
1179
01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:39,360
in a hellish creation like this
1180
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:40,960
a creation like this?
1181
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:45,000
Our existence is cruel and terrible
1182
01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:48,000
but it’s full of misfortune and pain
1183
01:24:48,440 --> 01:24:51,440
but the one thing that makes it unbearable
1184
01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:54,600
is to listen to people complain
1185
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:56,000
What’s the use?
1186
01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:57,560
What’s the use?
1187
01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:00,080
It affects me like rabies
1188
01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:01,640
when men act like babies
1189
01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:04,320
and pout, scream and shout
1190
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:07,360
what on earth is this world all about?
1191
01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:11,920
What does it mean?
1192
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:19,200
Oh what ...
1193
01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:20,960
Oh what’s the use?
1194
01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:22,560
What’s the use?
1195
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:24,880
Will you please stop complaining?
1196
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:26,680
This world needs explaining!
1197
01:25:26,840 --> 01:25:29,280
For things don’t work out
1198
01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:35,720
what on earth is this world all about?
1199
01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:54,120
As Dr Pangloss gambles merrily in one corner,
1200
01:25:54,360 --> 01:25:56,880
Cunegonde and the Old Woman, still masked,
1201
01:25:57,280 --> 01:26:00,080
attempt to bamboozle a similarly masked
1202
01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:02,040
Candide out of his riches.
1203
01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:05,200
They have had strict orders from the Casino’s
1204
01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:07,400
owner, who is determined to get his
1205
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:11,800
hands on Candide’s remaining golden sheep.
1206
01:26:19,960 --> 01:26:24,840
I’ve got troubles as I said
1207
01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:28,880
mother’s dying, father’s dead
1208
01:26:29,320 --> 01:26:32,920
all my uncles are in jail
1209
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:37,160
It’s a very moving tale
1210
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:41,720
Though our name, I say again is
1211
01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:44,320
quite the proudest name in Venice
1212
01:26:44,480 --> 01:26:46,360
our afflictions are so many
1213
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:48,920
and we haven’t got a penny
1214
01:26:50,240 --> 01:26:54,400
Madam, I am desolate
1215
01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:58,400
at your family’s tragic state
1216
01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:02,760
any help that I can give
1217
01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:07,280
please do tell me where they live
1218
01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:11,480
I shall look them up tomorrow
1219
01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:14,520
and alleviate their sorrow
1220
01:27:14,640 --> 01:27:16,800
with a check made out to bearer
1221
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:19,360
in the meantime, buona sera
1222
01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:30,040
We’ve got troubles, as she said
1223
01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:34,160
mother’s dying, father’s dead
1224
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:37,840
all her uncles are in jail
1225
01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:41,880
It’s a very moving tale
1226
01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:46,240
Although our name I say again is
1227
01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:49,920
quite the proudest name in Venice
1228
01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:53,440
all our uncles are in jail
1229
01:27:54,320 --> 01:27:57,080
it is a very moving tale ...
1230
01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:59,280
Ah, what a tale!
1231
01:28:00,560 --> 01:28:05,680
... A moving tale!
1232
01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:11,080
Millions of rubles and lire and francs
1233
01:28:11,840 --> 01:28:13,160
broke the bank
1234
01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:14,920
broke the bank
1235
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:17,000
broke the best of all possible banks
1236
01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:20,280
Pieces of gold to the ladies I throw
1237
01:28:21,080 --> 01:28:22,240
easy come
1238
01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:23,480
easy go
1239
01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:26,280
Shining gold to the ladies I throw
1240
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:29,720
see them on their knees before me
1241
01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:33,040
If they love me, can you blame them?
1242
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:35,800
Little wonder they adore me
1243
01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:40,120
watch them woo me as I name them
1244
01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:44,720
lady frilly, lady silly
1245
01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:46,600
pretty lady willy-nilly
1246
01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:48,440
lady lightly, lady brightly
1247
01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:50,480
charming lady fly-by-nightly
1248
01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:52,360
my lady fortune found me
1249
01:28:52,480 --> 01:28:54,160
what a joy to have around me
1250
01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:55,920
lovely ladies, six or seven
1251
01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:58,280
this is my idea of heaven
1252
01:28:58,440 --> 01:29:02,040
Fortune keep the wheel a-spinning, spinning
1253
01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:05,240
they adore me while I’m winning!
1254
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:07,840
lady frilly, lady silly
1255
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,760
pretty lady willy-nilly
1256
01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:11,600
lady lightly, lady brightly
1257
01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:13,680
charming lady fly-by-nightly
1258
01:29:14,200 --> 01:29:16,480
Fools love only one or two
1259
01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:20,040
ladies, I love all of you
1260
01:29:20,440 --> 01:29:23,800
We’ve got troubles as she/I said
1261
01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:27,080
Mothers dying, fathers dead
1262
01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:29,120
lady frilly, lady silly
1263
01:29:29,240 --> 01:29:30,920
Pretty lady willy-nilly
1264
01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:52,040
It is a very moving tale.
1265
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:10,600
Candide tears off Cunegonde’s mask
1266
01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:12,720
and then tears off his own.
1267
01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:14,520
Cunegonde!
1268
01:30:15,480 --> 01:30:16,160
Candide!
1269
01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:21,640
He was unable to believe that this cold,
1270
01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:26,400
hardened, greedy, grasping woman
1271
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:30,920
could also be his one true love.
1272
01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:43,920
Is it this, the meaning of my life
1273
01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:50,480
the sacred trust I treasured
1274
01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:53,480
nothing more than this?
1275
01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:59,680
All of my hope and pleasure
1276
01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:03,840
no more than this?
1277
01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:15,320
The love I dreamed and cried for
1278
01:31:15,480 --> 01:31:19,200
nothing more than this?
1279
01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:24,120
All that I killed and died for
1280
01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:28,320
no more than this?
1281
01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:34,280
That smile, that face
1282
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:37,680
a halo round it
1283
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:40,800
that youth, that charm, that grace
1284
01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:45,880
Behold I have found it
1285
01:31:46,120 --> 01:31:49,800
Nothing more than this
1286
01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:52,720
no more than this?
1287
01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:57,320
What did you dream
1288
01:31:57,520 --> 01:32:01,080
angel face with flaxen hair
1289
01:32:01,240 --> 01:32:05,120
soul as dead as face was fair?
1290
01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:11,120
Did you ever care?
1291
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:25,160
yes, you cared for what these purses hold
1292
01:32:25,920 --> 01:32:28,720
you cared for gold
1293
01:32:28,880 --> 01:32:36,920
you cared for gold
1294
01:32:37,640 --> 01:32:41,160
Take it for my kiss
1295
01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:44,720
my bitter kiss
1296
01:32:46,320 --> 01:32:52,480
since it was this you wanted
1297
01:32:54,920 --> 01:33:00,120
no more than this
1298
01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:35,240
For days, Candide does not speak.
1299
01:33:36,280 --> 01:33:39,080
With his one remaining sheep, he buys
1300
01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:41,680
a small farm outside Venice,
1301
01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:44,200
generously allowing Paquette,
1302
01:33:45,080 --> 01:33:48,080
Maximilian, Cacambo, Dr. Pangloss,
1303
01:33:48,240 --> 01:33:52,040
the Old Lady and even Cunegonde to live
1304
01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:56,640
with him there. As the days pass,
1305
01:33:57,560 --> 01:34:01,600
Candide remains silent, the tiny wheels
1306
01:34:01,720 --> 01:34:06,440
of his mind slowly, but finally,
1307
01:34:07,480 --> 01:34:13,440
turning and turning and turning ...
1308
01:34:18,240 --> 01:34:25,320
Life is neither good nor bad
1309
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:34,240
Life is life, and all we know
1310
01:34:35,800 --> 01:34:42,000
good and bad and joy and woe
1311
01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:46,920
are woven fine
1312
01:34:47,440 --> 01:34:54,480
are woven fine
1313
01:34:56,080 --> 01:35:04,240
All the travels we have made
1314
01:35:05,840 --> 01:35:14,400
all the evils we have known
1315
01:35:16,160 --> 01:35:23,880
even paradise itself
1316
01:35:25,120 --> 01:35:29,720
are nothing now
1317
01:35:31,240 --> 01:35:40,240
are nothing now
1318
01:35:45,960 --> 01:35:47,160
Cunegonde.
1319
01:35:49,280 --> 01:35:50,920
We are not what we were,
1320
01:35:52,200 --> 01:35:56,360
nor do we wish to be. What we wanted
1321
01:35:57,400 --> 01:35:58,760
we will not have.
1322
01:35:59,800 --> 01:36:01,440
The way we have loved
1323
01:36:02,760 --> 01:36:04,080
we will not love again.
1324
01:36:05,800 --> 01:36:09,520
We love now for what we are.
1325
01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:35,640
You’ve been a fool and so have I
1326
01:36:36,160 --> 01:36:41,600
but come and be my wife
1327
01:36:42,480 --> 01:36:48,440
and let us try before we die
1328
01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:55,240
to make some sense of life.
1329
01:36:55,920 --> 01:37:03,320
We’re neither pure nor wise nor good
1330
01:37:03,840 --> 01:37:10,080
we’ll do the best we know
1331
01:37:11,560 --> 01:37:18,120
we’ll build our house and chop our wood
1332
01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:24,840
and make our garden grow
1333
01:37:25,520 --> 01:37:36,120
and make our garden grow
1334
01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:53,520
I thought the world was sugar-cake
1335
01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:59,240
or so our master said
1336
01:37:59,800 --> 01:38:06,120
but now I’ll teach my hands to bake
1337
01:38:06,320 --> 01:38:12,520
our loaf of daily bread
1338
01:38:13,120 --> 01:38:20,000
We’re neither pure nor wise nor good
1339
01:38:20,640 --> 01:38:26,360
we’ll do the best we know
1340
01:38:27,920 --> 01:38:34,040
we’ll build our house and chop our wood
1341
01:38:34,360 --> 01:38:41,320
and make our garden grow
1342
01:38:41,920 --> 01:38:51,520
and make our garden grow
1343
01:38:53,840 --> 01:38:59,720
Let dreamers dream what worlds they please
1344
01:39:00,080 --> 01:39:04,920
those Edens can’t be found
1345
01:39:05,240 --> 01:39:11,120
the sweetest flow’rs, the fairest trees
1346
01:39:11,440 --> 01:39:16,720
are grown in solid ground
1347
01:39:18,200 --> 01:39:25,840
We’re neither pure nor wise nor good
1348
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:31,200
we’ll do the best we know
1349
01:39:31,600 --> 01:39:38,480
we’ll build our house and chop our wood
1350
01:39:38,920 --> 01:39:46,480
and make our garden grow
1351
01:39:47,800 --> 01:40:02,200
and make our garden grow
1352
01:40:13,480 --> 01:40:15,400
Any questions?
1353
01:43:07,720 --> 01:43:11,280
Let us review lesson eleven
1354
01:43:11,640 --> 01:43:14,960
paragraph two, axiom seven
1355
01:43:15,160 --> 01:43:16,600
once one dismisses
1356
01:43:16,720 --> 01:43:18,480
the rest of all possible worlds
1357
01:43:18,720 --> 01:43:20,120
one finds that this is
1358
01:43:20,320 --> 01:43:22,080
the best of all possible worlds
1359
01:43:22,240 --> 01:43:23,720
once one dismisses
1360
01:43:23,880 --> 01:43:25,560
the rest of all possible worlds
1361
01:43:25,720 --> 01:43:27,160
one finds that this is
1362
01:43:27,320 --> 01:43:29,360
the best of all possible worlds
1363
01:43:29,880 --> 01:43:31,320
any questions?
1364
01:43:32,000 --> 01:43:32,960
what about war?
1365
01:43:34,040 --> 01:43:35,000
War ...
1366
01:43:35,800 --> 01:43:37,240
Though war may seem a bloody curse
1367
01:43:37,400 --> 01:43:39,000
it is a blessing in reverse
1368
01:43:39,160 --> 01:43:39,880
when canons roar
1369
01:43:40,040 --> 01:43:40,800
both rich and poor
1370
01:43:40,960 --> 01:43:42,480
by danger are united
1371
01:43:42,680 --> 01:43:44,280
’til ev’ry wrong is righted
1372
01:43:44,680 --> 01:43:46,120
Philosophers make evident
1373
01:43:46,280 --> 01:43:47,840
the point that I have cited
1374
01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:49,760
’Tis war makes equal, as it were
1375
01:43:49,920 --> 01:43:51,720
the noble and the commoner
1376
01:43:51,880 --> 01:43:53,160
thus war improves relations
1377
01:43:53,400 --> 01:43:55,040
now on to conjugations
1378
01:43:56,400 --> 01:43:59,680
amo, amas, amat, amamus
1379
01:43:59,840 --> 01:44:03,120
amo, amas, amat, amamus
1380
01:44:03,320 --> 01:44:04,920
Proving that this is
1381
01:44:05,080 --> 01:44:06,880
the best of all possible worlds
1382
01:44:07,080 --> 01:44:08,360
with love and kisses
1383
01:44:08,520 --> 01:44:10,360
the best of all possible worlds
1384
01:44:10,560 --> 01:44:11,960
quod erat demonstrandum!
1385
01:44:12,080 --> 01:44:13,640
Q.E.D.
1386
01:44:13,880 --> 01:44:15,520
quod erat demonstrandum!
1387
01:44:15,760 --> 01:44:17,280
Q.E.D.
1388
01:44:17,560 --> 01:44:21,000
Amo, amas, amat, amamus
1389
01:44:21,160 --> 01:44:23,200
Quod erat demonstrandum
1390
01:44:23,200 --> 01:44:28,960
In this best of all possible worlds!
1391
01:44:29,120 --> 01:44:30,840
Quod erat demonstrandum!
1392
01:44:31,160 --> 01:44:37,640
Q! E! D!
87289
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
